Dan and Tyler Being Offensive
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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After years of friendship and mutual stalking we are finally together. And it was much more sexual and inappropriate than any of us could have hoped for.
Remember it isn't the subject of the joke that's funny, it's ridiculousness of the subject in the context. Either way we're going to hell.
Stalk more Dan!
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Merch - shop.danielhowe...
Stalk more Tyler!
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And the biggest thanks to this glorious game: cardsagainsthum... (this video wasn't sponsored I just thought it'd be v funny)
Dan: "Everyone I've asked is too innocent or easily offended..."
Me: *Phil. He literally only asked Phil*
fallingforphan so true
fallingforphan haha
Your name looks like falling orphan..
fallingforphan Phil's too innocent
fallingforphan tru
“Everyone I have asked is too innocent or too easily offended”
*Phil is the only person that he asked
Well Phil isn't innocent and they have played it now
I don't think phil is easy offended but he was to innocent
THIS WAS PERFECT LET'S PLAY AGAIN IMMEDIATELY
Yeah, part 2!!!
yes please
6 months later, YES PLEASE
PLEASE DO
Tyler Oakley my mom has that game
I come back to this more than I’d like to admit
Minty Bliss me to man. Me to
Minty Bliss I have it saved to my phone lol
Youre not alone
Minty Bliss true
Minty Bliss same.
'Why do I hurt all over?'
'United Airlines'
Tia Smith oh fuck
Tia Smith I'M SCREAMING
that's way too true
"Why do i hurt all over" ariana grande
Anubus11 shit...
"We're never getting into heaven"
*plays Heaven by Troye Sivan* MAYBE I DON'T WANT HEAVEN
😂😂😭
OMG ME
LOVE IT
Now I have Heaven stuck in my head
Honestly me 24/7
4:56 *yuri on ice theme song starts playing*
Mintuniverse _ WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
THAMK YOU!!
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING THANK
I literally just watched all 11 episodes today, I fell into the bottomless pit
Mintuniverse _ YESSS I WAS WONDERING IF SOMEONE WOULD MENTION YOI
Both of their laughs give me so much joy
baby dab same
Hi baby dab!😀
Aren’t you a little young-
DAB BABE WHY ARE YOU HERE???
Same
I don't think dan understands how much the phandom needs more Tyler and Dan.
Personally, I could watch Cards Against Humanity with them for hours.
Fucking same 😝
lpsrocks278 I was literally just thinking the same thing!
lpsrocks278 I would say that this is one of the best and as well one of my favorite colab videos! :)
same
YASSS
I can't decide if I like Tyler's laugh or Dan's laugh better
They're the same tbh
Both their laughs are absolutely amazing so...
Both
They're both amazing XD
They're both EPIC.
"Throwing a virgin into a volcano".
Is Dan still not on fire?
+Sonia Riyad OMFG
idk but he's definitely BURNEDDD
+Sonia Riyad IM DYING OMFG
+Sonia Riyad He was on fire 2 years ago
😂
no one:
people coming from dans new vid: tHiS hiTs diFfErEnTly nOw
Lmaoo
😂😂😂
lunar 😂😂😂
It doesn't? Not for me.
It was two new friends having a blast.
It still is...
@@sweetalison007 same
I REMEMBER WHEN THIS VIDEO WAS NEW OH GOD
Heather Vs The World IKR
Heather Vs The World same
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
Heather Vs The World SAME
Same. I remember being so excited when I got a notification
I think Dan underestimates Phil's ability to play cards against humanity... They should atleast try it
harshada samant At least*
Caya Bennett thanks. my post makes more sense now. 😁😁
harshada samant they both played it with a big group of youtubers and Phil won. I think Dan knows he can play it 😂
harshada samant they did but with others
harshada samant I dont say anything bad usually and I win almost every time I play 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
so which card did you guys think was the funniest?
The one about he throwing the virgin into a volcano.mi literally choked on my pickle juice which is actually very painful.
gotta be the police brutality one just for Tyler's reaction
Charlie Smith same and grama
This game is just so awesome, I want!
Last comment! :D
You can tell the age of this video by the TRXYE sweatshirt alone
Yeah troye quit making videos like 5 years ago
I wear mine still 😂
@@summyv7058 same 😂
Literally wore my TRXYE jumper today 😅 but yes.
" can you please get stabbed outside someone else's apartment? "
Same
OKAY...........
....I have that...I'm in Canada we are supposed to be all polite and hockey maple syrup and poutine obsessed no all like stabby stabby in the streets
TheKarmicCrib polite in the sheets, stabby stabby in the streets
lol omg
I don't know why, but I always return back to this video...
I'm back again... :,)
+Hollyamber3 Hi.
The Mysterious Plutonian Hello...
Hollyamber3 Welcome back.
The Mysterious Plutonian See what I mean. I swear i'm always here.
I've watched this video so many times but I just realized that Tyler is wearing a Trxye shirt. *cough* Troyler *cough*
_MakingMiles_ I NOTICED TOO I WAS LIKE "TOO TROYLER"
Just promoting his boyfriend
But Connor 😂
Libstick He has no shame, doesn't he?
did dan say "its HIS first time" when answering the virgin volcano thing??!?!!?
They need to collab again, I miss their friendship so much
agreed
They need to collab again I miss dans videos so much
@@noashaham5438 as long as he is happy I'm happy but I mean I do love his videos ahah
" we're going to hell anyway" WELL NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TOO
I've seen you
Angel Winchester no you didn't
Mama we all go to hell
+Rainsanditpours w h y
To*
aww I love how tylers wearing troyes shirt,, I miss their friendship
natasha richards Even though you've posted this comment 5 months ago I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON THAT NOTICED 😂
Grace Buescher i cry
I know I cry
natasha richards they do still keep in contact tho
YOU HAVE 666 LIKES ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Two of the most beautiful laughs on UA-cam in one video I've been blessed
Phil's not here tho?
I know right?!!!
rIGHT?
Tis I, Olivia same
other than phil
Why do I hurt all over?
Dan: Police brutality.
This did not age well.
I mean same deal then though
True
Hm, same goes for J.K Rowling xD
My exact thoughts!
@@aidenharris5037 Yeah i know! Like- I think CAH made a typo or something cause we all know Hatsune Miku wrote Harry Potter
When he was talking about some of his friends being too innocent to play this, I was like, can you imagine him trying to get Phil to play this and then Phil being utterly horrified?
+Simrohn Iftekhar Phil won cards against humanity against a bunch of people including Dan 😂
Omg, really?! Is it in a video? Because that's something I HAVE to see!
zoella did a vlog with it in
AAAH WHAT VLOG I MUST WATCHHH
Inappropriate games & pool fun
I WANT DAN AND PHIL TO PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY that would be amazing and I wish this would happen ever though it will probably never happen
+StrawberryJamtube we need to make this happen, asap!
Phil is way too innocent and cute
+Princess Paige thats what would make it amazing
+Flitter_Gamer Innuendo bingo. Phil isn't innocent
Pewdiepie and Marzia have played this and Marzia is like more innocent then Phil I think soooo...
*Phil in the other room*
Phil: it's fine everything's fine ;-; *rocks back and forth*
500th like
517th like :(((((
Phil: "Dude, my baby ears hurt"
Awwwe just imagining that it's adorable
Jung Mi is that from the Game Grumps episode with Finn Wolfhard?
okay I'm going to need a gayer version of this
It can't be any gayer
I doubt that
@@laraghwoods it could be gayer
@@laraghwoods there is always gayer
Is that possible? :o
*"tentacle porn"*
I have a feeling that he watched the dont threaten me with a good time music video
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub YOUR NAME
No really that is the reason why I can't tell my family to listen to panic at the disco *BRENDON I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU TO MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO THAT I CAN SHOW MY PARENTS WITH OUT GETTING IN TROUBLE LIKE THE BALLAD OF MONA LISA ONE*
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub **sees name and has war Flashbacks**
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub i was gonna write somethibg but i spent 20 min laughibg at ur username and now i cant remember what i wanted to say
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub UR BAME AND PFP AND COMMENT ILY
if Phil didn't exists I would ship them lmao
exist*
Dejah The Kitty Exactly
Same tbh
I do ship them
#DYLER
is phil and troye didn't exist I would ship them
if dan had kept the cheeky bum secks card, it would have been perfect for the why do i hurt all over question
That would've been a good idea however I like that the police brutality completely crossed the the safe boundry
Jordan Christie true
Lmao yes
I was thinking the same thing XD
Ikr
T: Who would be offended by this...
D: I dont..
T: ...Ohh this card nevermind
I love them 😂😂
THIS WAS A YEAR AGO IM NOT OKAY
This was uploaded on my birhtday, I feel your pain 😭😭
***** IM NOT O-FUCKING-KAY
+BrittBrittCupcake123 YESSS!
+BrittBrittCupcake123 mcr? :D
^ yessssssssss
Now I'm just imagining getting to heaven and "LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!"
+birdeynamnam Nope im out ByE
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
I've been laughing about this for the entire video
+birdeynamnam OMG XD
+birdeynamnam Omg yaaaaaaassss and what you said is even more amazing because of your account name. Looord
"It's because of this TRXYE sweater."
"Don't post that..."
#TROYLER ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
He says "don't keep that in" - I'm pretty sure he means Dan's laugh... :P
Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed that❤️
I noticed this at the very beginning of the video
i was literally going through the comments while the video was playing to see if anyone noticed
Israr Sati i was just like plz tell me other people noticed
WHAT THEY HAD IN CoMmOn
Now we know💛
Solitary Dreamers thanks 💜
❤🧡💛💚💙💜
they're NOT reliable with the ladies 😂
@@uiivyy I LOVE THIS COMMENT
Dan: "We are both going to hell anyway"
Me: "see you in hell love"
same
Mama we all go to hell
the devil watches over us
+Sarah Unicorn MCR
Mamma we all go to hell- then we see Brendon
Why does Dan seem like he should belong to K-Pop boy band?!
Maybe it's the hair... Maybe it's his face.
Maybe he's born with it 😂
Maybe it's scrubbing under the folds
Maybe its mabyline
maybe because he is kpop star (he's a fanboy)
Or MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE
Have you seen that live show clip?
Tyler:Have you seen tentacle porn?
Dan:yeah.
Dan:I said that with too much confidence..
I was looking for this comment.
mariannino but who he did watch it with?
Did you get your profile pic idea from dan
mariannino why u repeat what they say?!
lillz hayes it's meant for comedy.... are you new to UA-cam?
Tyler wearing Troye's merch is everything ❤️
Ikr I love it!!
I feel bad for Phil if he was home. I can just imagine him sat outside the door listening and every time they laughed he would do one of those laughs that just fades out into a really sad face.
I mean, Phil *lives* with dan. They're best friends who have literally shared an apartment for years and done tons of collabs with each other, they have a ton of inside jokes, they obviously care about each other a lot. I wouldn't worry.
900th likes
maybe he was watching them? I've noticed in some collabs there is another youtuber there behind they camera and may or may not talk.
SillyBananasXD Actually, not here. In a video, Dan said to phil, "oh, I thought you meant you hadn't seen tyler and i's video" after a misunderstood sentence. The fact that he thought it was a possibility meant Phil wasn't physically there.
and all the godamn flirting DX
"too linnocent to play with"
phil?
Zoe V lol Phil is not as innocent as you think.😉.Phil actually wins at this game several times even in a big group of people
i know hes not i just felt like commenting that
Zoe V i am honestly the most innocent person ever so when I played this with my friends I would put a card down I dont understand, and they will just burst out laughing. I always win
They predicted Yuri on ice
Oh my god stop
Mintwise I know right. I thought that too
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!! hehe
Mintwise Yuri on ice was the first thing to pop in my head when that card appeared
Mintwise yes 😂😂
I can just imagine Phil watching this and having a very awkward ... *discussion* ... with Dan
PastelPolarBear HAHAHA YES
Discussion = Throwing a virgin into a volcano, if ya know what I mean...
*interrogation
Dan: Everyone I have asked is either too innocent
Me: * cough * phil *cough cough *
Swasti Chaudhary yee
same
funny because phil is the older one-
Actually I think dan and PHIL played C.A.H and Phil won
Phil? Innocent? What world have you been living?
This video involved predicting Yuuri on Ice and I freaked out
Aggressive Banana Same
Same
I literally stopped the video just to look for this comment
Yup accurate
Aggressive Banana I️ was thinking the same damn thing 😆
"Im hot Its because of this TRXYE sweater"
"... Dont keep that in"
m
I can't breathe...im dead....this is from my grave....
+aoife bowler get better ;_;
+Isabella Wells I love how you're concerned for the "Dead" xD
TROYLER
Tyler: have you ever seen tentacle porn?
Dan: yeah!.......I said that with way too much confidence...
😂😂😂
I still can't with Tyler wearing a Troye shirt.
cool mess Same
cool mess ikr
Same
cool mess who’s troye
Mia Yepez Troye Sivan
I want dan to play this with phil sO badly
Too pure
NO. phil will win
jazminehasnoidea I ruined the 222
Nah, he'd probably choose the least offensive answer XD
DONT LIKE THE COMMENT!! ITS AT 420!!
After watching this video I remember him once saying his grandma watches his videos......... well this should be good
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
jessi hicks nope. So apparently we think alike XD
Phil's mum does too
Vrededromer oh god
Anyone else revisiting all of Dan's gayest videos after the recent vid?
videos don't have a sexual orientation or preference
Yup
@@haley335 😁😂
no
@@lpsdiamond8091 let people have fun charlotte
"We're both going to hell already"
see you there fam
I mean I hear they have great 4G in hell so
nah fam we only have Windows 97 and dial up
Dillon the hackers Girlfriend
Dammit
It's okay I'll install some lit Wi-Fi every ten feet we good
Same
Lexi The Squid see you guys there!
petition for cards against humanity dan and phil version for gamingmas??
Yaaaaas!
yap
Vivien Grace yes please
Yes I need this
I played the last ten seconds at least a hundred times. I just love it when Dan use his natural voice (not his vlogging/youtuber voice)
I like both tho
Anyone coming here after Dan and Phil played it?
Yea
No
THEIR LAUGHS TOGETHER ARE SO HARMONIC I'M DYING
THINKING THE SAME THING, DAN'S LAUGH ALONE GIVES ME LIFE, THIS IS JUST👌👌👌
IFKR ITS LIKE AAAAAAAAA
omfg ikr
Yesh, I ship them so much
I just love how when Dan is with Tyler is 10000% gayer
They are so kinky and flirty in this woo
They predicted don't threaten me with a good time and yuri on ice
I understand Yuri on Ice, but how Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time?
They’re talking about the music video for don’t threaten me with a good time 😂
Sydney Ash
The "tentacle porn" for don't threaten me with a good time
HAHAHAHAHAHHA you are the best thing ever!!!
CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE
I DONT WANT TO BE THAT PERSON BUT LISTEN, THIS REALLY *_FUCKING HITS DIFFERENTLY_*
IT REALLY DOES THO
I love it so much when they collab because when they both laugh it's so freakin loud. I just love it so much.
Only me? Okay guess so.
Not only you!!
same omg
agreeed
These two plus Grace Helbig have the best laughs I swear.
Same they're my brotp 😂
4:43
hmm don't you mean _yuri on ice_?
niri a thank you
niri a yass
YASS SAME
niri a just about to type this
YUS
Dan's diMPLE IS CAUSING mE pAiN
Ally R rip you
WHAT tHEy HaD In ccOMMoN
Dan was sweating so hard his hair was starting to get curly again 😂😂
OH MY GOD LOL
+manesh in a trenchcoat OMFG UR USERNAME
your profile pictures^^ xD
+manesh in a trenchcoat MANESH OMG HEEEEY 😂😂
Dan got 5 and Tyler got three so Dan won not Tyler,
There's no way either of those two would go to hell-they've saved too many lives.
Unfortunately, textbook religion isn't that fair.
Wait, so true. I mean they've literally been there with me through my depression so like...ya
Literally Like theres nothing bad about any of em (including phil)
I feel like this video will be the birth of lots of smutty fanfics
Now it's almost 4 years later and Phil finally agreed to play
I have watched this SO many times, it's insane...
Syame
Honestly same
Same
same
Mille Christiansen SAME
Why is no one talking about Dans hair in this video? Damn 😻
His hair in how not to stay cool vid is 😂😍
I'm sorry Mark...
"Why do I hurt all over"
Dan:
Police brutality
Tyler:
Shiiit that is a toooo real
Natalee Sue I lauged way to hard at Tyler's laugh
2014: “who would be offended”
2017: trigger warnings, safe spaces, mansplaining, etc. didn’t see that coming.
Sooo.... everyone would be offended, and then everyone else would be offended that people got offended, and then people will be offended that those other people don't understand why the first people got offended. I'm offended that humanity has devolved into this mess (sorry if I offended anyone).
TheShadowOfMadness **GASP** I'M OFFENDED
Allison Castle Trigger warnings and safe spaces aren’t about being “offended” though.
TheShadowOfMadness Lol I don’t think I need to add anything to that 😂
JAQ idk yes they are. This new words exist because people can’t handle other people’s opinions.
so is this ship name danisontyler or
I love it.
Multifandom Trash Dan is on Tyler 😏😏😏
*eyes dart between Pham and this*
OMG
Levi Bernhardt more like danisontyler
Dan was 10 times gayer next to Tyler
The gayness is contagious ;)
Bluepony hahaha
thousandth like
Right? I thought the same thing
well it's great looking back now
4:52 OMG YURI ON ICE
Brigid Kelly HOLY FUCK YES
darn it I was gonna say that
superphannie YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH
ash kelly O MY GAWD
ash kelly I was wondering if anyone else thought that!!
Yeah things do hit different now and all, but can we talk about how precious 2014/15 youtube was with all the coolest people doing the funniest purest collabs, nothing done for clout and we genuinely loved everyone on this platform?
I recently made one of my REALLY innocent friends play this.
How did that turn out?
rebecca rayz Great
+Grace Howlter you must be so proud
...
._.
i would
Dimitrios Vasiliadis She probably is
+Grace Howlter same
I didn't know Brendon Urie was my grandma
SHIT THATS TOO REEL
Brendon's Soggy Waffles same 😂
Brendon's Soggy Waffles same
Same
😂😂
Dan flirting with Tyler 😂
Tally Fitzpatrick where
Ikrrr their flirting with each other
I felt like a third wheel while watching this 😭😭
Jfc I can see it now
WELL
"Were both going to hell anyway"
That hIt DiFfErEnT
*1:08** THEY HAVE THE SAME LAUGH :O*
Also 4:38
GODS HOLY LEFT NIPPLE IM DONE
wow that's actually kind of creepy
And 5:08
xxXfabulous_killjoyXxx
lol
I really would ship Tyler and Dan, but Tyler has Troye and Dan has Phil.
.
Pretty Little Mota Chill tf out. Thanks.
TroyE DONT FORGET THE E sorry Im passionate about how people spell Caspar and Troye don't mind me
***** YES GURL #FREE
***** NO ITS REALLY SIMPLE. SEE IS RINHARU, REIGASSA, NAGITORI, MOMOTORI, AND MOMOU
this just made me more attracted to Dan like wtf Dad
Brooklyn "Like wtf dad?"
Brooklyn dAD
stop
Brooklyn omg I love your profile pic |-/
Brooklyn I cri, or craft?
Update from June of 2020-
"Why do I hurt all over? Police brutality." do be hittin a little different...
*Hitting* a little different
Innocent Phil is just covering his ears with the pillow
Dude compared to how me and my friends play cards against humanity this is so tame omfg
Effie Laver-O'Sullivan
“Edgy”
well they didn’t wanna get flagged
Dan: "you're hot Tyler" *bites lip*
me: OMG DAN CONTROL YOURSELF
höör nögöör IKR 😂
Lol
(The entire phandom) STAPH CHEATING ON PHILLLLLLLLLLLLL
@@meowww.3 hello
"why do I hurt all over? police brutality."
me, an american: wELL WOULD YAH LOOK AT THAT
"Card Against Humanity is a little tame for me..." -Tyler Oakley 2014
***** you failed.*you
*MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHHAGHGSAHJASSGVS*
***** Um... GRAMMAR POLICE UP IN HERE (as quoted from Dan Howell himself)
zoe !! Phahahahha 😂😂😂😂
Why do I hurt all over?
Police Brutality
*Shit that's too real*
Same
ikr!!!!
my favorite part
+Jade Bedolla Tyler said that in the video
Died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"geese"
*Pause*
"the fuck?!"
Favorite part
Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of *Transphobia*
😞 which hurt so much. Harry Potter was a huge part of my childhood and it would hard to cut it out of my life bc of that, but damn am I tempted
@@AerCloud try to separate the art from the artist? Sure Ur fing annoyed of hearing it but
@@huuman6706 a great suggestion but Rowling's prejudices are rather key components to parts of the series. In my opinion going forward with Harry Potter, for me, is recognising where those prejudices are and what it means for the author to put them in the work.
Thanks for the suggestion tho, I appreciate it ❤
im a year late but im happy i never really was a fan of harry potter
These two are my brotp
NOoooo
NO
same
Guys chill, brotp is not the same as otp. ^-^
Don't know why i thought this said BROTIP
5:05 Champagne, cocaine, gasoline. And most things in between.
I roamed the city in a shopping cart!!
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm!
+AwkwardLee this night is heating up, raise hell and turn it up
DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
+Brendon Urie Lover actually it is raise
The first time i played Cards against Humanity it was at a family friend's house. He and his wife were playing with my father and I. Someone put down the "how did i loose my virginity" card and i answered "daddy issues" with my father sitting right next to me. I got the point
tyler and dan were just flirting this entire video
I lowkey want Dan to play CAH again
I highkey need that
they played it in one of cats blogs and Phil played
+hitsuji cutie they also played it in one of Zoe's vlog and Phil won
+Imogen Lambert-Baker what's that video called / the link to it??
"How Did I Loose My Virginity?"
Watching Black Butler
Edit : 77 Likes?????
SHIT THATS TOO REEL
-ᴄᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ- ironically this was _really_ how I lost mine.
Elizabeth Marie Sebastian?
bruh got eyefucked by bassy
-ᴄᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ- SAME
This was the first video I ever saw of Dan, so many years ago aw, back when i valued life
olivia noelle this was the first time that I saw a video with Tyler in it. 🙈😃
olivia noelle Same! 😂
Dan: why do I hurt all over?
Tyler:....
Me Troye and Phil it's there fault
Trinity Funk Ilysm
😂 😂 😂 😂