Professor Clemmons & The New Arrival | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2024
- Professor Clemmons personally welcomes you to your new home at Arkham Sanitarium and demonstrates what's in store for you by giving you your very first A.S.M.R. test session!
00:00:00 Welcome to Arkham Sanitarium!
00:02:49 Some background information
00:07:49 Health questionnaire
00:14:45 Eye Exam
00:17:31 Heart & lungs checkup
00:21:20 Obtaining DNA samples
00:27:57 A.S.M.R. Sample Treatment #1: Ancient Wood Blocks
00:33:40 A.S.M.R. Sample Treatment #2: Monster Hands
00:38:30 A.S.M.R. Sample Treatment #3: Chains
00:43:28 Concluding the session
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Розваги
"now, where were we? before I was rudely interrupted by myself" me whenever I attempt to study
I feel like that part in the beginning was rift reminding himself where he hid the dummy from his wife this time
Well, look who's been unpineappled. How are you, Professor?
"Unpineappled."
My new favorite word.
Halloween at Rift's would be so confusing, the scariest creatures But instead of torturing and slaughtering you they make you relaxed af
Love it
That'll make my spooktober complete.
A haunted house attraction but it's asmr
*Chainsaw rumbles softly*
@@TheBronzeGamer14 omg thats my personal heaven
When you just going to garage sale and then you wake up at Arkham sanitarium
It ALL make sense now!
True!
I should never have bought those records.... just goes to show, you can't trust garage sales!! Lol
Why did I pick up that brown shoe I just wanted to hear the ramblings of the elder gods :(
Sir Knight Bill dat plot
Professor Clemmons is one for the most intriguing, intricate and unique characters I've ever came across including through films, books and games, and he has been created through UA-cam VIDEOS.
Uncle E is a genuine genius, I've said a thousand times if Paul ever wrote fully fledged stories etc about the masterpiece universe he has created through his creativity they would be literally sensational.
Please, I've been waiting for so long..
Professor Clemmons looks a lot like that guy doing that garage sale. Maybe they're related.
Cole Costie that guy from UA-cam?
Nah completely different
@@chubbysurprise4429 yea think so too
He also looks a lot like Ephemeral Rift....
So theory time:
Everyone in this world does look like prof Clemons, maybe due to cloning, and everyone is too scared to question it?
My theory is that (as hinted in the video) the professor wants to awaken Cthulu or some other old God and use them to rule the world
But someone found out, and turned him into a pineapple
And now he's back
@Fraser North You do know that the proffesor himself is Nyarlathotep and that Cthulu, Lucifer and maybe some other Gods are all already at the Sanitarium right?
@@Terme- Yeah, just a bit of a theory. Even more than just the gods or so on.
Triplets. Case closed.
@@monk7430 maybe so...
Whenever the guy that wasn’t the Professor came around the corner I was like WAIT HOLD UP
Nick Burge was so confused when that happened haha
Same here
Nick Burge 40:45 guys :)
IT'S THE GUY THAT KIDNAPPED ME AFTER THAT GARAGE SALE!
Nick Burge same
Pause at 7:57 and see what's written on the back of the clipboard
Fraser North oh shit lol
That's awesome
I want to believe that professor Clemons went from an enthusiastic doctor that just wanted to fiend the best way to relax to this twisted scientist that is looking for the holy grail of eternal life
*looks in time stamp and sees **21:20** obtaining DNA samples*
BREATHING INTENSIFIES
Me:Well... if you want my dna so much...
*timidly starts to unzip pants*
Professor: Holy Cthulu that's not what I meant!!!
I'm not entirely sure why...but something's telling me I shouldn't trust this professor guy
Clipboard Is Elder God
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 go
D
@@yourmomsafurry1971 GO F
First few seconds of this video made me think I was hearing things in my walls. Freaked me out. ☹️
same here. goodness these mics are awesome
SAMMMMEEE
Bman64 same
Sane
those are the best kind of noises
YES A LORE VIDEO!!!!
Don't trust the professor
Hmmmm...I feel like I should whole-heartedly trust this professor with no good/spesific reason!!!
You are such a good guy,you spend all your time making these videos,have hundreds of thousands of subscribers yet still haven't ruined your channel with adverts. Bravo!
Theory: Every single video takes place inside a room-sized pocket dimension that can shift appearance at will, with Barry the EVP of Operations orchestrating everything behind the scenes under the command of the Prime Paul.
Edit: "Better late than two in the bush" is my official new catchphrase.
Your voice is always so relaxing, and love your acting :)
The tingles were crisp in this one! Great setup/settings.
Honestly wouldn’t even mind if ER took over the world. That’d be rad
Love the slight echo effect to the voice, is anyone else hearing that? Like we're in a big space or underground cavern or something.
Fuck i thought that was just me
when you reach the state of just knowing the E.R. Video is new because you dont recognize´/remember the thumbnail in the suggestions on UA-cam ^^
I dread the day I run out of the ones I haven't watched yet.
Oh my gosh yes lol
There hasn't been a Professor Clemmons episode in a long while
Just wondering, what happened to corvus after the crossover video...
He's probably at a garage sale right now.
@@monk7430 or he is at margaret's garden
@@originalcomment4818 what?!
I've watched so many of these videos i'm legit invested in the overall story going on..
I was already falling asleep and then I open my eyes at 3:20 and I’m scared shitless and confused and think I’m dreaming lmao
I woke up to find this video; My favorite Professor (and Elder God) this is going to be a good day!
The different backstories of your worlds are as complicated as the COD Zombies entire lore
It’s actually incredible
Love it!
i love you rift and i love this beautiful community that you have made... it is excellent
Lustrous Pinetree no you're excellent
The asmr in this video works great!
9 people are really mad they didn't get to buy that mini nuke
Today marks my one year anniversary of discovering this man and his godlike tingles
I just woke up. Guess a few more hours of sleep won't hurt
Why don't you put it on repeat and sleep the entire day?
Wooops! There goes your job lol.
Thanks for the Video
Very relaxing 👌
This man is so creative!!
So excited!! New lore!!
oh my god. I left another asmr video running in the background. when it finished this one auto-played, and suddenly I heard breathing and a voice next to me, i almost shat myself, its 1:19 am
Started watching your ASMR videos (which are very helpful! ^^) and first of all. I LOVE this world/universe you put up, amazing content. But quite confusing for beginners like me.
I also used to only watch your no-talks since... Well, it is kinda wierd to listen to an adult whisper you to sleep :P But it kinda grew on me over time. I love what you do for us and I am always amazed by your video ideas (which are often GENIOUS) and how you approach these!
Paul just shows up randomly through out the video and I love it
Awsome ahhhhhhhhhhhh those so good tingles
You are the master!
You got a new sub! Thanks for your help!
Thanks for the video ER, you're the best !
Just a question: is that me or there is an odd reverb effect in this video that is not there usually ? I can ear it clearly at 18:23 when you say "Old entity" and then "known universe" right after that. It sounds quite cavernous, like a mix of reverb and audio compression distorsion...
Just in time for bed. Thank you Uncle E. You’re a legend.
*E?*
_YES YES YES YESSSSS_
I *LOVE* the monster hands!
Just realized this was posted on my birthday
Watching the Garage Sale right before this one beats watching Wounded Hiker and then Kindnapped. Normal people make regular videos, this madlad here makes connected expanded universe videos
For some reason reading "welcome to Arkham sanitarium" in the description reminded me of the welcome to city 17 speech from half life
He Does Give Off G-Man Vibes Doesn't He?
The first "hello" scared the shit out of me
I completely trust the Professortep, and so should you. He only has our best interests at hearts.
I live in Asia Uncle E...thanks for uploading just in time for bed 😌😌😌
VERY GOOD
This channel needs to be a movie and I need headphones.
Do you like the sound of,
*C H A I N S.*
You know, that’s kinda kinky 😏
Wtf did i watch 3 days ago
You know what they say: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips give me tingles"
I knew it...
Still. Happy to be here, relaxing in the most eldritch place on Earth.
...Earth? ...Right?
You’re awesome 👏
I have never noticed there were no actual glass in the Professor's glasses until this video.
Professr Clemmon in!
Hes not a pinapple anymore.........Oh no
Jesus fick I put in my earbuds, then I hear the beginning of this damn video and think somebody is openning my window to the left of me or trying to open it lmfao. Gave me a heart attack since I live in a sketch area
Skurged Lolol. I would look into moving when you can 😭
We NEED a collaboration between Professor Clemmons and Dr. T.
Thank you good sir this was nice. :-)
I have the exact same glasses!
3 minutes ago. Perfect timing!!
I am in a hammock right now trying to go to bed and the beginning of this video freaked me out because I thought a bear was trying to get inside my cooler
I remember my first er video was the new arrival back in like 2015 that probably the first asmr video that put me to sleep man has Paul come so far these 3 years thank you for always being there for me when people were not
JUST IN TYPE FOR MY 10 AM NAP
*TIME*
Anonymous Frikkie CLEARLY I NEEDED THE NAP
🖤🖤🖤
Please do a longer eye exam. 🙏🏻
3:10 Some background information. I died.
Can someone translate what the Professor was actually saying from around 29:40 ?
I think its a made up language he made. I forgot what he named it though.
Either that, or its a language in the Lovecraft genre. His whole lore is based around it, so I wouldn't be surprised.
If your still wondering after like 3 years, its called something like R'lyeh
"Now here were we... before I was so rudely interrupted by myself ". Me every day 🤣🤣🤣
the very first psycho robotic Professor Clemmons was by far the best!
Scared the hell outta me when regular Ephermal Rift walked in 3:00, I thought it was a jump scare or something then I was like oh it's just him
You know what would be a cool video would be a 1600's Black Death Plague Doctor medical exam. I've been doing research on Plague Doctors and have learned quite a bit so if you need any information yo could let me know.
A Glimpse Into The Past Of Corvus Maybe?
Theres one for the plague exam.
You should invent a new character that perfectly knows how to hypnotize you
Every character is that character for me.
No
Professor Had freaking Baki levels of hype. I was kinda wondering when he would show up
Keep up the good work, Prof.Clemmons.
- Students of the study of Asmrism
This is something special, different from the others. What makes me feel that way, I dunno. Something is different, and it feels right.
I absolutely loved the echo effect. Im just tryna figure what the deal is with the spooky demon infected PS4 controller at 20:10
*wakes up*
Checks phone: ER has uploaded a new video
*clicks*
Hello
*sleeps another 9 hours*
But the real question is do you Bless The Rains Down in Africa?
*Uses Blessings Of Acid Rain*
Hot damn i love the manbun
I know im very late but why is no one here talking about the fact this is already the second time the professor has personally welcomed us to arkham sanitarium
Well, time to to turn the volume up real high for asmr!
*ad comes on*
both rift and latte have such great quality videos & yet they both only have 500k subs😕😕😔
Metroid ASMR?
Maybe something like a federation officer questioning the viewer about some things that they saw! (Like Ridley, Kraid, Crocomire, Mother Brain etc)
Huh...Now I Want This..
im wearing earphones and i was convinced the walking/tapping noises at the start was someone in my walls
Greetings and salutations.
I was listening to this while playing Factorio, and I must say, this video is quite creepy with the game's soundtrack in the background.
7:03-7:18
Do I hear with my little ear a low key tingle serum reference?
I think I do.
I also think I smell an ASMR collab with Dr. T cooking. Or maybe that's Dr. Dhave burning something in the cafeteria. We should really up the security measures on the stove tops.
17:48 ephemeral rift foreshadowing his own future movie potentially?
*Facepalm* he rubbed his eye through his glasses. 😂
ahh, so great. Hello from Russia!
I was wondering when I'd visit the professor again...
What was the movie at about 18:00?
38:55
I could make a Cuban chain out of every one of those