SECONDARY SCHOOL PROBLEMS!
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- Secondary school / high school problems!
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Johnny Carey that’s so relatable
Johnny Carey so true m8 my teacher is a fucking buck and a half and her hole is about the same size as my head then I struck a root ahahah and I hate to hink she saw it fs
Don’t even care Johnny Carey is the best UA-camr and is hilarious😂
Johnny Carey this is my welsh teacher i got an after school detenion cause i left his class 2 minutes after it finished.
Ha i wear joggers that are black, teachers dont know the difference
When you pretend to be interested in your teachers personal life just to miss doing work
Doggozzx ' I have a teacher who talks about his gf all the time
That's so true
My science class once asked the teacher wot he got for his birthday and he said a lampshade
xD me everyday
Omggggg yess
Sit back down and waitttttttt
We all had that one teacher.
sunsbookishgamesx we always had that one dickhead in class that would say the teacher dismisses is not the bell after or before the teacher
sunsbookishgamesx u can sit on my and leave when ever u want follow me on @sebbyboyy21 on insta for good exchanges😉😉😉😉😉😉
Sebby singh weirdo
I feel like a teacher had a crush on me
I have done the pocket thing lol
When I didn’t have the homework I would spend the whole period pretending to look for it in my bag lmaoo
Dillon Shanks I do that when I forget my book
Nice smart
Yep someone else who is like me
omfg same
They always say that 2 me when I'm in isolation and I ask how long we have left
I hateeeee it when the teacher is like “u should of gone at brake” and I’m thinking I didn’t need to go to the toilet at break 😂😂
winner turner that is so true
Mums I switch when they say that xx
winner 3o
Mate maybe they don't want you to miss any class by going to the toilet because you can't spell break right
winner init
Do types of fights in school
Leo Godding agreed
Leo Godding yesss
"Fights"
Leo Godding, 1st year fight, 2nd year fight, 3rd year fight, ty fight, 5th year fight, 6th year fights, there ur welcome
Leo Godding
* *Bitch fights*
* *Bro Fights*
* *Verbal fights*
Don't need no video
Teacher: have you done your homework
Me: have you marked my test
Teacher: I have other students tests to mark
Me: I have over teachers homework to do
*destruction 100*
I said that in class
What the hell.why is your teacher texting u are u dateing
[Server Message: Teacher has left the chat]
I'm gonna use that lmao
My G. You earned a sub just for this. Hope you get to 1k.
If the bell don't dismiss me it don't decide when I go to lessons😂😂
Humayra Yousuf brilliant 😂
Humayra Yousuf imma say that next time
gamerED don't be surprise if u get suspended😂
*"the bell does not dismiss you"*
*"what is the bell at the start of class for then"*
Why is that so true
"The bell doesn't dissmiss u, I do"
Well the bell don't decide when I come in then!
x.Simply_Jess.x lol
x.Simply_Jess.x init
true
Yessss
But then the teacher decides when you come in..
naahhhh the ending killed me... "AAaaaAAaAaAaAAAAAaaaAAaAHhHhhhHHhhHHHHHhhHhHhH"
So relatable with the bell especially before break the teachers love to keep u in for an extra 5 minutes make sure your silent make sure your desks are in line 🙄🙄🙄😂
Like if u can relate
j .jadder bells r only american
@@thesoberdrunkman9845 nope my school has bells and its realy annoying
I’m in the UK I have bells
Whenever that happens I just walk out 😂😂
j .jadder no my teachers say the bell isn’t for you it’s for me 🤷🏼♀️
When a teachers like “everyone get their homework out”
I raise my hand and say
“Miss, I forgot to bring it in.. can I hand it in next lesson?”
And never hands it in
Done that many times lol
I did that with my photography homework, then we got a new teacher or one time I just didn't show up to school
Bruh
Gets sponsored by a 18+ app when the video is about secondary school. lmao
iCryptic ye not for secondary school kids though u melt
Still a lot us that are 18+
You fucking drip man it's a stereotype video not aimed dickhead
The tarzan thing got me😂😂😂😂
"I went through this year 9, yeah my voice broke quite late dinny"
*Here's me 15 year 11 and my voice hasn't broke*
Yh i have a high pitch voice and im already 12..
RedReni i was 12 when my voice broke and I thot I was late
@@nuk3kettle621 yall complain but 12 is nothing im almost 15 and voice hasnt broke.
14 and still hasn’t
@@gertrude27 same
Bloody hell every video is a banger
ABDUUU ❤️
ikr
Wanna come out here?
I like how at 9:04 the way he stood up was as if he accepted his fate, I can tell by his face 🤣
"The bell does not dismiss you I do"
I hate when teachers say that. Then why is there a bell in the first place? 😑
*EXACTLY*
Background music
So the old ass teachers remember when to dismiss us
So the teachers know to stop teaching
its illeagel to keep students in where i live
I love how your so specific
I fucking hate when teachers say
The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Olivia is a sort
George Williams what minute
George Williams calm down lad
Trust me, voice cracking isn’t just boys. Mine does horrible..
"The bell doesn't dismiss yu I dismiss yu" ugh my teachers always say that like wts the point of the bell?!?!
Samzz my teachers do this so much they have removed all bells except the one before school and after break and lunch
i said that to my teacher and she said to signal the end of lesson
Then the bell doesn't decide when I get into class I do
i tell my teachers to fuck off when they say this
Tell her the bell doesnt tel u when u get there
if olivia was my teacher i would have my hand in my pocket 24/7
Me too
Fucking weirdo
TC10Football trust me
ha lol
TC10Football don’t blame ya lad 😂
The voice break impression actually killed me😂
Itz Kyzoh sup for sup
Darcy Brennan yes sup for sup. SUP
Literally cracked up on the first one because that is exactly what my history teacher says about the "can I go to the toilet thing" 😂it's too accurate 😂🚽
My blazer fixed that boner problem. The flappy bit at the bottom was shifted a little to the right.
When I get up from my seat i just put the bag in front while I adjust it and its all good
Steph back #30from30 lol
There was a lad in my class he flipping faked voice breaks. Like tf.
But I gotta say periods in school are an absolute joke. I mean a teacher wouldn’t let me go to the toilet and I was in a pretty bad situation so I walked out. They SCREAMED at me to sit back down but I just went ‘nope’ and walked away ahahahaha.
Olivia Davies can’t really relate
ur fit i’ll happily help u clean up 👅👅
thirsty
Maxwell Tate well damn
If I can’t go to the toilet then I just walk out the class
3:23 notice how he was reading page 3🤣
??
Matoo if you dont know its a page in the sun that show women in lingerie they used to show them tits out but femenists protested it
thats were katie price started out
Makai Cunningham if you buy the sun you support there lies about the 96 people who unlawfully died at hillsborugh
Makai Cunningham ??
@@jaccobberriolope6614 it was a page in the newspaper that showed womens tits but stupid fucking feminists who probs dont have any tits banned it
Looool 7:10 killed me, teachers allways promising to get resulrs back and her reaction is 100% accurate. Subbed.
Johnny Carey is the funniest guy on UA-cam
Micah Kuffuor my guy ❤️
Love bro ❤
Micah Kuffuor yes you are right.
Micah Kuffuor you should watch joe weller . This guys a copy of him . He’s still good tho
Video starts at 1:53
Thank you but I found you too late
Thank u
Cheers
pretty sure it starts at 0:00
mx._14 lmao
Did you go my school this is accurate 😂
BangoJango what the kitchen
Lol the mock exam one was actually so true😂😂
The bell doesn't dismiss you I do! So relatable hahah
That school trousers thing is so true 😂😂
If it’s not included in the video haven’t watched it yet year 8s and 9s pretending like they’ve had real relationships and real relationship problems and always begging for something ‘real’
Reskar 191 lmao
2:53 is so true when teachers do that man 😤🤦🏽♂️
2:57 is the most iconic teachers line
All of them are relatable, another banger from Johnny! #KEZZAARMY
The Tarzan bit 😂😂😂
Johnny Carey got a spot on his face
Jaspreet Singh shut up packie go eat currie
No need to be racist jeez people on the internet
Get off of Me wow racist much
Get off of Me Maybe take it own advice
Get off of Me also fuck off you stupid spaztic
I get that saying from my teachers all the time
“The bell does not dismiss u I dismiss u “
Don’t worry pal I got quite a lot off spots but there just outoff control and have no idea to get rid off them
I always get the voice crack
I always get the boner one at the end of every lesson 😭😭
Same,#scxrlord
@@tombert_6663 its #scarlxrd
Me too
word ahah
44 heart atack
10:28 Best vocal cords I’ve ever heard.. 😭
Do different types of fights in school next x
6:53 I hate it when teachers do this
Fakehaker 234
Every teacher acts as if their lesson is the most important
Ikr it’s so selfish
Fakehaker 234 NO BUTS!!
That famous line teachers love “the bell does not dismiss you, I DO!”😂😂😂😂😂
My teacher just says everyone sit back down
Favourite youtuber🤟
Jakob Harvey ❤️
Johnny Carey Legend man your videos make me crack up bro 😂😂
The 1st one I can understand, I got excluded for 4 days because my teacher was telling me off for ridiculous reasons.
Oh my gawwwssshhh Johnny has spots on his face 😂😂jk
That’s the same face biskit makes when he sees his mum in the thumbnail 😂😂
Spill It biskit woulda been suckin those toes 2
If the bell doesn’t dismiss you then why do we have it?
I hate your profile pic
@@wok3n203 hahaha i see ur house sebastian
dude thinks he's sick bc he knows where someone lives
bro on my mum ur videos are just so chill lol got my food and shit its not the same with other channels ur skits are jks lmao
for the second one our school has stopped giving us homework and increased school hours to 4pm
ItsJayyBro we already end school at 4 and we still get a shit ton of hw
ItsJayyBro that’s ok. Better than going home and then procrastinating I guess
Tourture
7:48 OML why is this too relatable its annoying af 😂😂
Oh hi Jesus :)
WTF THIS IS SO ACCURATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I definitely agree with the homework
I can’t agree with the trousers enough mate 😂😂
So relatable.
8:20 every boy can relate that is so true 😂
Neal Maple factsssss😂
Neal Maple
So true
Very true
So true
Innit
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“The bell doesn’t dismiss u I dismiss u” every teachers quote
9:07 was the teacher shocked or amazed?
Both
But to the people who are in secondary school now they’re your best years for sure👌🏻
Nathan Coulter maybe for some unless you get bullied and have depression and leave early..
@@tiana8533 lol that was my mum, oh shit! That was my mum 😯
Omg that is so relatable when the teacher says “the bell does not dismiss you , I do “ 🤦🏽♂️
9:55 to 10:30 I couldn't stop laughing
Its not even funny
AAUAUAAUAUAUAUUAHAAUAHAUAUAUAUA🤣
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Seven for me 😭
Thanks
School isn't that bad. It's pretty cool, actually.
@@alicehannibal2580
Sometimes
You got that from prince EA
So close to 800k
Hey bro love the vids ur to funny and to underrated I been subbed for over a year and would mean a lot if u could see or pin this
kayden Ingleby Thankyou mate!
Spots looking dank
This is actually one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time😂😂
8:39 we all have that issue when teacher have a big boots and it's hard to not look at it😂😂😂😂😂
Video actually starts 1:54 you're welcome ❤
The “you should’ve gone at break” like bish ok let me just stop my bodily functions for your time table ye
iv been seeing ur comments in literally evry uk rap song to come out this month uno
Johnny my man
“Ahhohhohohahhhohohh” 😂😂😂😂
The only good thing about homework is that you can do it at home so you can use a calculator for math
I hate it all the time when they say "you should have gone at break" like what's your problem do you think I'm going to waste my break by being in the toilet instead of waste my lesson time😂😂
Cursor:
Thumbnail: Come here, little boy *insert creepy smile*
i don't know how someone can be so funny and think of these things on the spot respect johnny
Max 123 what are u talking about he took ideas from Joe weller
I actually spat my water out when u started reading and ur voice was goin up n down like that shit got me😂😂😂😂
IVE DONE THE HAND THING WITH THE TROUSERS
Yes while your talking to your mate tryna be discrete doing it through your pockets
@kai playZ games same
Congrats on 69 likes
@@jack6815 cheers 😂😂
Same😂
When man started reading 😂
I started watching you recently and I really enjoy watching them, keep it up :D
2:55 Then what’s the point in having a Bell
No u
9:45 fuck my voice always breaks when talking to friends on PS4 😂
I can relate
You’re videos make me laugh so much because it’s so accurate
I defo put my hand in my pocket and more it about
Starts at 1:53
The most annoying thing In school is when your friend asks you to do a solid/task and you do it then a teacher says if your friend told you to jump of a cliff would you do it. Of course you wouldn't and there two different things. If your friends are asking you to do little tasks like tell someone something of course you would
If u don’t get to a million subs UA-cams fixed
Paul Fanning love that bro, I hope so
This is so accurate
BTEC Joe Weller😂
Student: *sleeping in class*
Teacher: hey! SCHOOL'S NOT A PLACE FOR SLEEPING
Student: well homes not a place for work
There is one kid in my class that loves work and home work when teacher gives us homework he goes yeeeesssss I love home work we now know that he lives with a new family turns out he was getting abused
Ah Shit.what a great kid. I hope he gets a amazing life ; ((
Probably to get away from all the abuse and stuff. Poor kid
Awww that’s sad
Thats sad bro.
Probably got bullied too for that. Feel so bad for him