Colonoscopy Fartarama

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  • Опубліковано 14 кві 2020
  • For all you fart lovers out there, this might be the video to make you say to yourself, "Ya know what, I think I'm good with farts for a while." Or... maybe not.
    Do yourselves a favor and go find the videos that these clips are from. The farts are great but some of these people waking up from their propofol hazes are just as funny. Propofol rambling could be a video in itself.
    Inspiration came from the man spiritofsylvox who made another colonoscopy video that you all should check out as well. • Terminal Flatulence (T...
    Anyways, enjoy the gas.
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  • @swolsauce9923
    @swolsauce9923 3 роки тому +2131

    This was not recommended by UA-cam.
    I searched for this. And I’m not ashamed of it.

    • @zknation8563
      @zknation8563 3 роки тому +23

      Don't be ashamed for it

    • @kataisa3
      @kataisa3 3 роки тому +23

      I’m not ashamed I searched for this too! I needed the laughs.

    • @Mirrie1975
      @Mirrie1975 3 роки тому +17

      Haha! I searched for it too! Love a good fart, they make me laugh so much lol

    • @TheCrimsonIdol987
      @TheCrimsonIdol987 3 роки тому +7

      No shame. Nice.

    • @FrozenFlesh
      @FrozenFlesh 3 роки тому +12

      I see you’re a man of culture as well

  • @iamaduckquack
    @iamaduckquack 4 роки тому +3560

    It's 4 am and I'm watching people fart in hospital.

  • @jimjess62
    @jimjess62 5 місяців тому +187

    I was a colonoscopy nurse for over 30 years, and this still cracked me up. My personal opinion is that farts are a gift from the creator for the comfort and entertainment of all of us.

    • @ccampbell7214
      @ccampbell7214 4 місяці тому +13

      Is it blasphemy to comment.....amen to that ? I haven't laughed so hard since the first screening of Blazing Saddles when I was a teenager.. this vid hit my funny bone.... so hard!!!

    • @taraelizabethdensley9475
      @taraelizabethdensley9475 3 місяці тому +6

      So that's why no one got mad at me for letting one rip - in the middle of Mass 😂

    • @TransGalGaming
      @TransGalGaming 2 місяці тому +6

      if i ever don't laugh at a fart.. especially colonoscopy high farts.... i need to be committed!

    • @unfailingcolt8928
      @unfailingcolt8928 Місяць тому +4

      The best part, are their reactions. Even shy people have to let them go. They have zero choice!! They usually, all sound the same. I laughed so hard at this video!! Good on you nurse, thank you for your service.❤

    • @user-ut5ui2fe5b
      @user-ut5ui2fe5b 17 днів тому

      Oh hell yea

  • @lesleyallison232
    @lesleyallison232 9 місяців тому +308

    I had a colonoscopy almost 2 years ago. I elected to have it without anaesthetic so was fully alert in the recovery room with 5 other patients. Between the 6 of us it was like an orchestra. I have never laughed so much 😂😂😂😂

    • @GaiaMiranda
      @GaiaMiranda 8 місяців тому

      Was the procedure painful while awake? I have no ride home over an hour away and trying to figure out what to do.

    • @lesleyallison232
      @lesleyallison232 8 місяців тому +8

      @@GaiaMiranda instead of the anaesthetic I opted for gas and air. I wouldn’t say it was overly painful more a bit uncomfortable at times but definitely bearable. I didn’t want to be kept for hours afterwards and was able to go home about an hour later.

    • @GaiaMiranda
      @GaiaMiranda 8 місяців тому +1

      @@lesleyallison232 thank you!

    • @lesleyallison232
      @lesleyallison232 8 місяців тому +2

      @@GaiaMiranda you’re welcome.

    • @alasdairwright1397
      @alasdairwright1397 5 місяців тому +3

      Who was playing Percussion?

  • @AhairlessElk
    @AhairlessElk 3 роки тому +2361

    One time in my teens I was given morphine at the hospital for extremely bad stomach pain. Turns out it was gas pains...the morphine relaxed everything and I farted so loud so many times the guy in the next room was cracking up.

    • @martinpatrick1746
      @martinpatrick1746 3 роки тому +86

      Did the farts you let rip stink?

    • @AhairlessElk
      @AhairlessElk 3 роки тому +95

      I'm pretty sure they were awful

    • @martinpatrick1746
      @martinpatrick1746 3 роки тому +59

      A real stinkfest no doubt.

    • @sailorarwen6101
      @sailorarwen6101 3 роки тому +138

      Hahaha that’s awesome. You gave the person in the next room some cheer. Hard to accomplish in a hospital. Be proud

    • @myshadowstalksme
      @myshadowstalksme 3 роки тому +21

      😂

  • @johnk.2508
    @johnk.2508 3 роки тому +3433

    I can't imagine what I would sound like after a colonoscopy because I sound like these folks on a normal day

    • @therealronniej
      @therealronniej 3 роки тому +81

      😂😂😂😂

    • @trevorthen4sr603
      @trevorthen4sr603 3 роки тому +86

      Me too brother...i have amazing co workers and family

    • @CaptainFoufeu
      @CaptainFoufeu 3 роки тому +141

      I had a colonoscopy a few years ago and I farted so much I made the nurses run out several times.
      Me: "I thought you said you were used to lots of farts and you had no problem if I farted."
      Nurse: "Sir, when it comes to farting, you are a hyperactive overachiever. The Elon Musk of flatulence."
      Me: "Thanks, but I already knew that. So where's my trophy?"
      Nurse: "Sorry, we dont award trophies for farting or anything else. I can't believe you're farting this much though."
      Me: (juicy, wet, bubbly fart, 10 seconds long) "Oh, this is nothing. You should spend a day at my house to see what's normal for me. You'd be impressed."
      Nurse: "No thanks."
      Me: "C'mon. We'll make a date out of it. I'll cook you dinner. Some of my famous award-winning pasta, burgers, chili or burritos that I was known for making in my first 3 years as a cook in the army."
      Nurse: "No thank you."
      Me: "Why not? It'll be fun."
      Nurse: "Nurses cant date patients. It's against hospital policy. Besides, with the way you eat, I don't want to be the one with the robe on, and on the receiving end of these infernal rectal tools."
      Me: "Oof... Its not too bad. I reckon it feels no different than butt sex."
      Nurse: (laughing) Maybe, but wait till I pump some more water up there."
      Me: (Moments later) "YEEOOUUCCHH!!! That hurts!"
      Nurse: (laughs) "See what I mean? Not so fun now, is it?"
      Me: "First you try to kill me with drinking over a gallon of that laxative that tastes like shit. Then you pump 10 gallons of water up my ass with a hose. You've got it backwards! I should be drinking the water, and you pump the shit-tasting laxatives up my ass! You put Drain-O down a clogged sink drain, not a clean one! My throat is fine, it's my ass that's clogged! Water with water; shit with shit, that's the way it goes!"
      Nurse: "The plumbing only goes one way. You have to drink it, then it cleans out the clogged pipes and flows out the anus."
      Me: "I know that South Park episode where you can eat with your ass and shit out your mouth is fake, but wouldn't pumping that Drain-O up my ass with a lot of pressure like you're doing, declog it anyways?"
      Nurse: "No. It doesn't work like that. Now sit still. I've gotta pump 15 more gallons of water up your pooper. After that, the doctor will put his camera up your butt and check for polyps and remove them."
      Me: "A camera too? Great! Can I get a copy of the movie so I can put it on UA-cam?"
      Nurse: "Sorry, no. We dont keep or share copies of surgery videos.
      Me: "Damn, I came here to set a Guinness World Record of the most farts ever recorded in a day, and post videos of my fat ass all over the web. You know, to show them the kind of person I am inside."
      Nurse: "We can't do that. It's against hospital policy. Personal security issues."
      Me: "Shit. Then I came here for nothing."

    • @carmenmasood8477
      @carmenmasood8477 3 роки тому +18

      Yikes!!!😂

    • @emmatownsley1699
      @emmatownsley1699 3 роки тому +14

      Same😂😂😂

  • @steve998
    @steve998 3 місяці тому +33

    I’m 62 and farts are the funniest thing in the world, Even the word has me hysterical

  • @ambervantassel3816
    @ambervantassel3816 7 місяців тому +86

    Had to have a colonoscopy (I have Crohn's and ulcerative colitis) and right after I woke up from anesthesia I turned onto my side and let one rip. The nurses heard it through my closed room door and she popped her head in and said "damn girl, that's what I wanna hear" I never laughed so hard in my life

  • @michael_johnston
    @michael_johnston 2 роки тому +934

    I once had a massive fart after walking in the hallway while recovering from brain surgery. I paused in my doorway, lifted my leg, and let it rip. I got a standing ovation from the nurses at their desk.

  • @deadloduggan3580
    @deadloduggan3580 3 роки тому +632

    0:47 the fart changed the beep on his heart monitor

  • @NeroticNoob
    @NeroticNoob 2 роки тому +239

    At 50 years old, I'm happy, and my inner 12 year old is also, that I still find farts funny.

    • @joelspringman523
      @joelspringman523 8 місяців тому +11

      That means you are mentally healthy.

    • @michelemcguire8995
      @michelemcguire8995 5 місяців тому +1

      The family that farts together stay in touch with each other!!😅

    • @Alex-ft1df
      @Alex-ft1df 3 місяці тому +1

      Same here I'm 29 and this makes my inner 5 year old kid self happy.

    • @fastbird25
      @fastbird25 Місяць тому

      No worries. I'm the same age. I still lose it with laughter when someone does it in public- especially old women who do it as they sneeze.

  • @CoreyCaudle-mp7zn
    @CoreyCaudle-mp7zn Рік тому +136

    I love how that fart made that guys heart rate go up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CairnTerrier69
    @CairnTerrier69 3 роки тому +507

    I had a colonoscopy last week. Trust me, after not eating solid food for 24 hours then having to swing down a gallon of chalky seawater....once you wake up from the procedure, you have no shame in breaking the sound barrier and registering on the Richter scale. Rule of thumb in the colonoscopy recovery room......don’t light a match!

    • @babyturkey8342
      @babyturkey8342 2 роки тому +17

      I never knew tgis was actually a thing lmao now any time somebody tells me they're getting a colonoscopy I'm gonna picture them farting up a storm 😭

    • @BedsitBob
      @BedsitBob 2 роки тому +5

      There's no danger in lighting a match, because it's just air.

    • @anaism.5821
      @anaism.5821 Рік тому +16

      @@BedsitBob are you familiar with the concept of a “joke”?

    • @xXLolGlitchXx
      @xXLolGlitchXx Рік тому +1

      I never Fart in school mine only

    • @tryscience
      @tryscience Рік тому +1

      @@babyturkey8342 That would be, a Thunderstorm

  • @itsjustme.7059
    @itsjustme.7059 3 роки тому +1566

    My mom had hers and she was still loopy. She was farting away. She looked at the nurse and asked who keeps farting? The nurse said, Honey that’s you. Lol. I could never work in a colonoscopy clinic. I would never stop laughing.

    • @jackmomma7481
      @jackmomma7481 3 роки тому +41

      God, not only would I be laughing at all the fart activity taking place, but also shielding my nose and mouth with the neck of my t shirt...

    • @abutts02
      @abutts02 3 роки тому +32

      Glad I don’t work at one, I’d probably laugh my ass off day one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thehorrornoobs5481
      @thehorrornoobs5481 3 роки тому +12

      I'd be gagging

    • @Scounger01
      @Scounger01 3 роки тому +41

      i had one a few years back, in recovery the nurse was explaining something to me and i let out a 15 second god awful ripper and she didnt blink, i asked her "is the magic gone working here? do you not find farts funny anymore?" that at least caused her to break and she kept giggling after that

    • @antonbruce1241
      @antonbruce1241 3 роки тому +17

      @Aussie Pom Been there....done that. Never again, my friend...never again. And really...it's not the actual colonoscopy which is the problem, it's the PREP. I don;t care how you do the prep - it's N A S T Y. I think the prep is (pun intended) the larger pain in the ass!

  • @Luke87Smith
    @Luke87Smith Рік тому +30

    8:28 sounded like the wheel on wheel of fortune

  • @CarlVandenberg
    @CarlVandenberg 2 роки тому +68

    I had a colonoscopy several years ago and one of my farts lasted a good 30 seconds. I laughed and asked the nurse if that was a record? Without even cracking a smile she said "honey that wasn't even close".

  • @Ladybug76
    @Ladybug76 3 роки тому +1388

    So this is what my life has become huh?...sitting around watching a video of people farting...Damn you 2020!!!

    • @jeansmolich8927
      @jeansmolich8927 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly my thought! Ugh!

    • @haydenc2742
      @haydenc2742 3 роки тому +5

      Prelude to idocracys movie "ass"..just sayin'....LOL

    • @emmaruth4573
      @emmaruth4573 3 роки тому +6

      😂 I've been watching them for years, I'm not proud of it 😂 @Ladybug76

    • @Ladybug76
      @Ladybug76 3 роки тому +3

      @@emmaruth4573 😆😆😆

    • @ianmillington8599
      @ianmillington8599 3 роки тому +2

      Ladybug76 🤣🤣

  • @aj7568
    @aj7568 3 роки тому +576

    The fact that the monitor started going crazy at 0:45 when he was ripping that big one made it all the funnier. 🤣

    • @DylanZombie
      @DylanZombie 2 роки тому +46

      11:33 we have liftoff

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 2 роки тому +20

      that fart was about to kill him 😂

    • @tonipepperoni3424
      @tonipepperoni3424 Рік тому +6

      Dam i was at that point n looked in the comments cuz i was wondering if any1 else noticed it 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @monicahudson4549
      @monicahudson4549 Рік тому +4

      @@DylanZombie lol

  • @captaincapitalism264
    @captaincapitalism264 Рік тому +19

    7:46 may be the best: "So how do you feel?" (Immediate 2-second rip) That guy's whole segment, actually...he must have had a whole scuba tank blown up into him. 9:51, I love how her laughing forces some aftershocks, lol. The dude's segment beginning at 11:22 has some disturbingly long ones, to be sure...simply majestic. 12:58, his rollover & deadpan, post-anesthesia stare truly sells his dark flatulent sorcery.

  • @thinlizzy9032
    @thinlizzy9032 Рік тому +96

    I love the ones where the person recording is trying really hard not to laugh and the camera just starts shaking uncontrollably 🤣

    • @heathermarie3672
      @heathermarie3672 4 місяці тому

      I’m the 69th one to like your comment. Just had to let you know. 😂😂

  • @lawyers9
    @lawyers9 3 роки тому +761

    We are strange beings. We say excuse me when we burp, and laugh hysterically when we fart! I love it!

    • @jabroski69
      @jabroski69 3 роки тому +2

      @Nomad Wind you need a colonoscopy friend 👀

    • @standingelton6375
      @standingelton6375 3 роки тому

      lawyers9, So correct!!! 🙏✌❤

    • @MoeJae86
      @MoeJae86 2 роки тому +6

      That pretty much sums up me and wife's relationship. 🤣

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 2 роки тому +11

      Farting has been funny for six thousand years because of the noise and we don't talk out of our assholes, do we?

    • @blazephoenixfeather369
      @blazephoenixfeather369 2 роки тому +1

      I love it too lmao😂👍

  • @kidzbop38isstraightfire92
    @kidzbop38isstraightfire92 3 роки тому +383

    8:40 That man brought a trumpet to a surgical procedure so that he could fart into it. He is my hero.

  • @davidfinsterwald8022
    @davidfinsterwald8022 Рік тому +83

    Angry Grandpa outperformed them all without a colonoscopy! ☝🏻😎

    • @GalenMarek1988
      @GalenMarek1988 8 місяців тому +3

      Could you imagine the affer effects if he had one done?! Jeezus......
      I wonder the same about me in about 30 years 😂😂😂

    • @HarrisonPeloso
      @HarrisonPeloso 7 місяців тому +2

      RIP AGP and his powerful farts

    • @Jroccishere
      @Jroccishere 2 місяці тому +2

      Facts 😂😂😂 rip

    • @lisap9331
      @lisap9331 Місяць тому +1

      Definitely the Fart King! RIP grandpa

    • @peytonkinnamon5318
      @peytonkinnamon5318 23 дні тому +1

      Couldn't have said it better myself

  • @paulya1269
    @paulya1269 Рік тому +16

    7:13…. The champ. Not even close. Legend!

  • @ryuninjah
    @ryuninjah 3 роки тому +667

    My father had this procedure.. when we were in the recovery room he was trying to make his farts quiet so no one could hear, they actually got longer and louder each time. the nurse across the hallway said " that's what I want to here! ". I was was laughing so hard my stomach was aching LOL!.

    • @sailorarwen6101
      @sailorarwen6101 3 роки тому +26

      When I did transport in the hospital the nurses in endoscopy were always fun.

    • @jonjeffries3265
      @jonjeffries3265 2 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @GracemarieJohnson
      @GracemarieJohnson 2 роки тому +6

      LOL 🤣 😂

    • @jenniferhanson8136
      @jenniferhanson8136 2 роки тому +17

      I don't know what it is but I find farting funny

    • @jonjeffries3265
      @jonjeffries3265 2 роки тому +10

      @@jenniferhanson8136 most of us do.. and the reason why no one knows..

  • @christasockey4660
    @christasockey4660 3 роки тому +463

    It’s like an orchestra concert made up of only wind instruments

  • @bubbasouth69
    @bubbasouth69 11 місяців тому +39

    When I had my 1st colonoscopy, my kids were still little and the nurse let them back in the recovery room with my wife. That nurse told the kids they would have something to laugh at once they got back there.

  • @deeann424
    @deeann424 Рік тому +8

    Nurses who work in recovery after colonoscopy must have good sense of humor.

  • @mikerope5785
    @mikerope5785 3 роки тому +210

    10:38 sounds like the intro to the super mario bros theme

  • @RockinRob69
    @RockinRob69 4 роки тому +680

    *11:31** Daffy Duck being strangled in shallow water!*

    • @Julie-go6oc
      @Julie-go6oc 4 роки тому +14

      Lmfao

    • @drslothful
      @drslothful 3 роки тому +39

      My stomach hurts god damn 😂😂😂

    • @Jace2Dapper
      @Jace2Dapper 3 роки тому +22

      I can't, I'm dying over here 😂😂😂 LMFAO!!!!

    • @GenuineBronxite
      @GenuineBronxite 3 роки тому +16

      BEST. DESCRIPTION. EVER!!

    • @lemagnifiq1
      @lemagnifiq1 3 роки тому +4

      😆😂🤣

  • @martinbielby334
    @martinbielby334 6 місяців тому +22

    No matter how old you are the sound of farts makes you laugh like crazy!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Intrastinct
    @Intrastinct 11 місяців тому +6

    “So how are you feeling” *Starts ripping the most flabbergasting wet underwear destroying farts ever*

  • @tomhaskett5161
    @tomhaskett5161 3 роки тому +277

    I had a colonoscopy some years ago, and in the recovery room I fell into a doped-up sleep. I woke myself up several times with titanic farts like these.

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 2 роки тому +18

      "WHA? WHO'S THERE?!?"

    • @GracemarieJohnson
      @GracemarieJohnson 2 роки тому +8

      Omg that would be a rude awakening if I ever heard one 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @stormwatcher1299
    @stormwatcher1299 3 роки тому +431

    If I ever have to have a colonoscopy, I will literally die because I’ll be laughing so hard at my own farts. This is hysterical

    • @tonyc.4528
      @tonyc.4528 3 роки тому +14

      The sad part is, you won't remember a damned thing beyond arriving there. You better have someone record if you want to laugh.

    • @stormwatcher1299
      @stormwatcher1299 3 роки тому +12

      The women in this video sure did. And I do, lots

    • @RR-qs7xm
      @RR-qs7xm 3 роки тому +5

      Surprisingly I had one this past January and I never farted once lol guess it was performed wrong 🤣

    • @tonyc.4528
      @tonyc.4528 3 роки тому +4

      @@RR-qs7xm I don't remember farting either, but my wife was there in the recovery room and said that I had an epic performance!! The drugs they use totally killed my memory.

    • @RR-qs7xm
      @RR-qs7xm 3 роки тому +3

      @@tonyc.4528 🤣. I was super mellow. They gave me juice then kicked my ass out lol

  • @flenif2247
    @flenif2247 5 місяців тому +5

    8:39 guy with trumpet is a genius cover

  • @doot2359
    @doot2359 2 роки тому +14

    0:48 his pulse got interrupted, he almost farted his soul out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @john13579
    @john13579 3 роки тому +294

    12:44 when the engine won’t start

  • @WeeWeeJumbo
    @WeeWeeJumbo 4 роки тому +379

    The best part is how happy they are, like comfy little babies

    • @cammieOsaurus
      @cammieOsaurus 3 роки тому +42

      It's because we're still high as balls.

    • @sugarbabe6795
      @sugarbabe6795 3 роки тому +9

      Yes and you have been through literal hell the night before.

    • @donna6368
      @donna6368 3 роки тому +8

      It's a relief to have the whole process done and over with. Plus your high from the drugs.

    • @vangogo6819
      @vangogo6819 3 роки тому +8

      @@donna6368 plus farts are funny, my husband has brainwashed me.

    • @redfishbluefish4973
      @redfishbluefish4973 3 роки тому +1

      @@cammieOsaurus you’re one of them?!?!?

  • @callycharles2515
    @callycharles2515 5 місяців тому +3

    I don't know what is so funny about farts.... but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

  • @emilyvogt66
    @emilyvogt66 Рік тому +8

    3:24 - "Will you love me after this?" 😂

  • @speezbarbarino1609
    @speezbarbarino1609 3 роки тому +371

    7:47 LMAOO
    "So how do you feel?"
    Patient unleashes

    • @JJ-bi5qx
      @JJ-bi5qx 3 роки тому +54

      Man said 🦆🦆

    • @richardscaggs5936
      @richardscaggs5936 3 роки тому +10

      Lol 😆😂😂😂😂😆😆

    • @emt5330
      @emt5330 3 роки тому +35

      There were some ducks being strangled to death in that guy's room

    • @pineapplepizza4016
      @pineapplepizza4016 3 роки тому +18

      He sounded like Donald Duck.

    • @BabySonicGT
      @BabySonicGT 3 роки тому +11

      He’s going super sayian

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots 3 роки тому +255

    I farted so loud I woke myself up in the hospital after mine and heard everyone on the floor laughing. The Dr came in because she knew I had to be awake after that and she was still laughing as she walked in. It took me a moment to realize everyone was laughing at me.

    • @misterisda4899
      @misterisda4899 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂👍

    • @SithRattus
      @SithRattus 2 роки тому +23

      They definitely werent laughing at you. They were laughing with you.

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 2 роки тому +8

      *with you

    • @daneboggs8147
      @daneboggs8147 2 роки тому +2

      LOL 🤣🤣

    • @kingelvis8426
      @kingelvis8426 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandy75
    @brandy75 Рік тому +7

    I’m questioning my life choices that brought me to this video.

  • @billweatherley8335
    @billweatherley8335 3 місяці тому +8

    No we know why there are holes in the Ozone layer🤣🤣🤣🤣 And OMG the smell😂😂😂

  • @CaptainFoufeu
    @CaptainFoufeu 4 роки тому +537

    My mom hated farts. She would scream and throw a fit whenever me or my dad farted. A friend and I would make tapes back in the 1990s, and sometimes farts would be on them. She got so pissed about the tapes, she threw our whole collection away, even forcing my friend to throw away all of his tapes too. His parents never had a problem with our tapes, including the farts, and thought my mom was being hyper-sensitive and irrational. But one day she was at work, and I recovered all the tapes and sent them all to my friend for safe keeping. Flash forward from that moment 20 years: My mom gets colon cancer. Her doctor said that it's important to fart in order to expel built up gassy bacteria. So she got colon cancer because she never farted. She died of it in 2015 at the age of 68. So, for the sake of yourselves and everyone else, please fart often. You'll be healthier and the world will be happier from laughing at the wonderful sounds and enjoying the delightful smell!

    • @Kiyokoyuamitsuki
      @Kiyokoyuamitsuki 4 роки тому +27

      i always encourage everyone to fart or they can kiss there assholes good bye with there life if there unlucky

    • @Kiyokoyuamitsuki
      @Kiyokoyuamitsuki 4 роки тому +35

      i fart wherever i go, sit, stand, walk, or bike haha

    • @Kiyokoyuamitsuki
      @Kiyokoyuamitsuki 4 роки тому +23

      and i claim my own ass haha

    • @slc9670
      @slc9670 3 роки тому +25

      F.A.R.T. is a fact of life. I'm not saying embrace it, but...

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 3 роки тому +23

      One fart is better than ten doctors. It's the world's oldest form of humour.

  • @HEMIpoweredherochao
    @HEMIpoweredherochao 3 роки тому +440

    The 3 most dangerous words in this hospital wing:
    PULL MY FINGER!

  • @Soundsculpturesofficial
    @Soundsculpturesofficial 10 місяців тому +6

    If that was my cat she would break the sound barrier and cause a magnitude 100 earthquake

  • @brandonsims3459
    @brandonsims3459 Рік тому +15

    10:04. “ you’re getting my farts on tape”. Proceeds to let out the meatiest hillbilly. Backwoods Chewbacca fart I’ve ever heard.

  • @CrypticRite
    @CrypticRite 3 роки тому +316

    I love how the camera shake makes it look like he caused an earthquake at 7:01

    • @thrashmetalgoddess
      @thrashmetalgoddess 3 роки тому +8

      LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Zarwardo99
      @Zarwardo99 3 роки тому +4

      Real men never look at explosions... So the same way goes with this....? O. O

    • @tameikabrown9184
      @tameikabrown9184 3 роки тому +2

      His 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨Definitely Shook The Camera When He Finally Let It Flow

    • @sierrrrrrrra
      @sierrrrrrrra 3 роки тому +1

      I love how he says "oh yes" lmfao

    • @gidgetnsweetpealacarter9797
      @gidgetnsweetpealacarter9797 3 роки тому +2

      @@Heidi_Bradshaw yes, and I’d say some of these long ones need to stop and take a breath before they pass out!

  • @bigroy38
    @bigroy38 3 роки тому +460

    12:45 even his ass was laughing!!!

    • @Mario-vr7dr
      @Mario-vr7dr 3 роки тому +6

      BHAH

    • @McNuggets.0316
      @McNuggets.0316 3 роки тому +3

      omg 😂

    • @elizabetabihler2875
      @elizabetabihler2875 3 роки тому +12

      I'M DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dougfredricks2017
      @dougfredricks2017 3 роки тому +7

      I scream You scream. We all scream for Ice Cream!

    • @jonesj811
      @jonesj811 3 роки тому +2

      My fav one!!!

  • @user-in4cl9fx3h
    @user-in4cl9fx3h 3 місяці тому +9

    I don't understand how the nurses here don't crack up every time they fart. I'd be in stitches!!

  • @l3f799
    @l3f799 7 місяців тому +5

    I thought that those who find farts funny might like the following story. When I was around 14, I had a three-hour maths exam which was conducted in the school hall. About an hour in I suddenly let rip a massive fart that would have rivalled some in these clips. The best part was that it had been deathly silent at the time but when it happened it was like letting the tension in the room out of the bag and the place erupted with howls of laughter including the teachers. It took about two minutes for the chaos to settle and I was a hero the next day (was an all boys school)!

  • @memphis8599
    @memphis8599 4 роки тому +724

    Would be funny to put all Patients in the same Room. So you have a fart Concert.

    • @paulatristan8189
      @paulatristan8189 3 роки тому +9

      Lmao that would be funny🤮😷🤣

    • @dngamer787
      @dngamer787 3 роки тому +5

      LMAO XD

    • @ZanyJIntPictures
      @ZanyJIntPictures 3 роки тому +25

      "Lotta hot air and people talking shit..."

    • @Smoothy38
      @Smoothy38 3 роки тому +9

      I'd pay money, a little bit anyways, to see that lol

    • @melaniehazel23
      @melaniehazel23 3 роки тому +23

      That’s how my colonoscopies usually go. I don’t think the old folks I share a room with ever enjoy the competition though. It’s usually just a whole hallway of tootin’ folks. It’s a delight. 😂

  • @JSSAN
    @JSSAN 3 роки тому +129

    7:47, "SO HOW YOU FEEL?" his arse responded for him. I'm in tears here.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 2 роки тому +7

      Brilliant. Now that is talking out of your arse!

    • @JSSAN
      @JSSAN 2 роки тому +4

      @@pauljordan4452 Now I've been alerted back to this post, I'm crying with laughter again. Thanks for brightening up my morning Paul

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 2 роки тому +2

      @@JSSAN You're welcome.

    • @orang3096
      @orang3096 2 роки тому +4

      Brighten up again!

    • @JSSAN
      @JSSAN 2 роки тому +1

      @@orang3096 ha ha ha. Thank you. What kind and thoughtful people there are on this UA-cam Video.

  • @theartoftimelapsemore424
    @theartoftimelapsemore424 Рік тому +40

    2:21 This guy. This guy here is the (imo) literal embodiment of joy, laughter and comedy. Even in a hospital, he seems to keep a sense of joy and humor, even after those huge farts!
    Also, he said "Sounded like Oma". "Oma" means "grandmother" in German.

  • @Markknott29
    @Markknott29 10 місяців тому +16

    Following my last colonoscopy I genuinely thought the doctor had turned on a machine similar to a vacuum cleaner. I was aware of a high pitched ‘Booooooo’ sound which maintained only one note without deviation or a change in pitch and lasted about 30 seconds.
    I couldn’t figure out what it was until right at the very end when the sound converted back into a regular fart…… then I realised it was me….
    😅

  • @davide724
    @davide724 3 роки тому +392

    Colonoscopy recovery room(also known as: The Bog of Eternal Stench)

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast 3 роки тому

      Didn't they hear about the scented fart pill ?

    • @davide724
      @davide724 3 роки тому +8

      @Aussie Pom Air does go up their buttholes, but how do you know that their farts don't stink, at all? Have you smelled all their farts, without fail, by being at each of their bedsides, properly positioned to ensure you'd smell anything there might be to smell?
      And clearly, the joke was meant loosely.

    • @marilyncaldwell3315
      @marilyncaldwell3315 3 роки тому +10

      Give me a break! Each patient had to go through an extensive prep to ensure that his or her colon was completely clear before the scope was inserted. There is no food waste to cause any odor after the procedure.

    • @nikkismith6384
      @nikkismith6384 3 роки тому +12

      As ludo would say "Smell BAAD!"

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 3 роки тому +1

      @@davide724 Their anuses are loose already.

  • @fl4ming_r4ven
    @fl4ming_r4ven 2 роки тому +345

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. My face and abs hurt.

  • @InterestsMayVary2234
    @InterestsMayVary2234 11 місяців тому +12

    I had a colonoscopy a few years ago, which gave me gas. I was so loopy that every fart made me laugh, which made me fart like a machine gun. Which, of course, made me laugh.

    • @Alex-ft1df
      @Alex-ft1df 9 місяців тому +1

      😆 you farted like a machine gun xd. Whenever I laugh awhile farting it sounds like a bouncy deflating balloon losing its air.

    • @wolverine1854
      @wolverine1854 3 місяці тому +1

      You ever farted long?

  • @RCRDC_handlesarepoopoo
    @RCRDC_handlesarepoopoo Рік тому +13

    7:03 The camera shake is comedy gold

  • @Jeca_Tatu
    @Jeca_Tatu 3 роки тому +218

    12:43 an authentic ass-laugh 😄💨💨💨

  • @SlickNickVids
    @SlickNickVids 3 роки тому +346

    10:38 The game over music from Super Mario Bros.

  • @silverback8183
    @silverback8183 9 місяців тому +4

    If you ever have this done DO NOT LEAVE THE OFFICE UNTIL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM!
    Trust me, try to go to the bathroom before you leave or you will have a very wet car set😂

  • @sasquatch5577
    @sasquatch5577 Рік тому +20

    4:50 when she says "listen", she's a keeper

  • @newhorizonsforfifty2833
    @newhorizonsforfifty2833 3 роки тому +123

    No ducks were harmed in the making of this compilation.

  • @r3claim3r
    @r3claim3r 4 роки тому +212

    Angry Grandpa would be proud. R.I.P. Charles Marvin Green Jr.

  • @Richard-me2pq
    @Richard-me2pq 8 місяців тому +4

    Most of these farts sound sopping wet like an aquarium pump. I think the beds got shat into!

  • @LoriWelker-yy6hr
    @LoriWelker-yy6hr 7 місяців тому +5

    I had a colonoscopy and didn’t fart one single time… I feel jipped 😂

    • @solomoon3083
      @solomoon3083 7 місяців тому

      Hahaha. I’d feel the same way.

    • @jacquelinebutters1201
      @jacquelinebutters1201 6 днів тому

      Are you sure about that, did you check with others in the room ?

  • @RockinRob69
    @RockinRob69 4 роки тому +235

    *7:46** "So.....how do you feel?" FAAAAARRRRTTTTT!!!*

  • @Evolution7xxx
    @Evolution7xxx 3 роки тому +193

    I lost it at 13:03 when that guy turns and stares into the camera with a blank, emotionless look on his face while ripping ass

    • @casinodelonge
      @casinodelonge 3 роки тому +12

      Christopher Walken does not find farts funny!

    • @lovescatsforever
      @lovescatsforever 3 роки тому +7

      @@casinodelonge he does kinda look like Christopher Walken, lmfao 🤣

    • @narebman
      @narebman 3 роки тому +4

      That one made it onto tosh.o

    • @wcollins7557
      @wcollins7557 2 роки тому +6

      I don't know that it's emotionless. He looks like he is delivering a warning of dire consequences for the whole human race, but that he's emotionally detached about it. Like he's either a human-looking alien, or his awareness is so vast that it transcends whatever coming disaster he knows about.

    • @mollyrobinson3991
      @mollyrobinson3991 2 роки тому +1

      This is an old one. Lol

  • @whutzat
    @whutzat 6 місяців тому +2

    The anesthesia made me nutty. I kept yelling, "I"M LEAKING! I"M LEAKING!!!"

  • @Devildog-eo2tz
    @Devildog-eo2tz 2 роки тому +15

    7:52 Man brought Jesus into the picture.

  • @davidgearardo1788
    @davidgearardo1788 3 роки тому +175

    They just did this to my sister in law, she couldn't leave until her bowels woke up like this, the nurses were all clapping, and saying oh now your just showing off. Shit was hilarious.

    • @erickellogg8532
      @erickellogg8532 3 роки тому +3

      do this in church

    • @erickellogg8532
      @erickellogg8532 3 роки тому +3

      do this in church

    • @Jesse5567
      @Jesse5567 3 роки тому +8

      I farted like this when I Used to go to church like the one in 7:12 loud ones and some of my farts sounds like a elephant and Harley Davidson and loud farts and my home girl starts laughing cuz the way it sounds!

    • @mikestock969
      @mikestock969 3 роки тому +9

      @@erickellogg8532 He who fart in church sit in his own pew...

    • @wolverine1854
      @wolverine1854 3 місяці тому

      Your sister in law ever farted long or very loud?

  • @musicmanfelipe
    @musicmanfelipe 3 роки тому +109

    7:47
    "So how do you feel?" *fraaaaaaaaaaaaap*
    Guess that answers that questions.

  • @heatherhillman9605
    @heatherhillman9605 6 місяців тому +7

    The fact that there is usually no smell associated with this type of farting makes it bearable and funny!!!

  • @BobBilheimer
    @BobBilheimer 2 роки тому +21

    I love how proud these folks are.

  • @Aivottaja
    @Aivottaja 3 роки тому +76

    13:03 = The legend himself: Farting Jigsaw

    • @zacstreets2582
      @zacstreets2582 2 роки тому +4

      I was looking for this comment ! 🤣🤣 thought the exact same thing

    • @tommyboy_t3a
      @tommyboy_t3a 2 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment

  • @darrenfarley4875
    @darrenfarley4875 3 роки тому +113

    10:07 the moment you realize the nurses lied to you when they said its just air 8n there

  • @user-bo1bw7jw4o
    @user-bo1bw7jw4o 2 місяці тому +4

    This is the best video on the internet.

  • @jsainz706
    @jsainz706 Рік тому +5

    Nothing like the sound of human beings deflating.

  • @annisen
    @annisen 3 роки тому +89

    07:12 A champ! I'm crying here..

    • @ElleP7
      @ElleP7 2 роки тому +4

      He kills me! The way he's over there laughing to himself, thinking he's so funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marcricketts1
    @marcricketts1 3 роки тому +125

    If anyone says farts are not funny they are lying!x

  • @silageheap795
    @silageheap795 7 місяців тому +3

    When I was 17 I was in hospital for lung problems/surgery and my chest was so sore. It hurt to breath or cough or sneeze. My sister was in to visit me and there was this old dude on the ward that just kept farting af farting and farting! We were in tears laughing and my chest was in agony! But I couldn't stop laughing!!

  • @sarahneack7582
    @sarahneack7582 9 місяців тому +6

    Laughing so hard at mammoth farts after a colonoscopy, my jaws and ribs hurt from laughing.

  • @darrylwoodbury
    @darrylwoodbury 2 роки тому +121

    I'll never forget taking my mom to get a colonoscopy. The guy next to her was farting the longest and loudest farts and I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @haydendraycott7897
    @haydendraycott7897 3 роки тому +278

    I swear if the guy from 7:12-8:12 were laying on his back he'd be levitating higher than Linda Blair lmao

    • @loganmckinney1285
      @loganmckinney1285 3 роки тому +8

      This is the exact picture of my brother back in the day when we're trying to sleep, back too me and ripping ass just like that guy

    • @JustMe-mz3te
      @JustMe-mz3te 3 роки тому +3

      That cracked me up so bad!

    • @nondesperado
      @nondesperado 3 роки тому +7

      Sounds like Angry Grandpa (rest his soul...and bowels).

    • @lucasblanton5203
      @lucasblanton5203 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @tylerhart6438
      @tylerhart6438 3 роки тому +3

      My sides😭😭😂😂

  • @joelspringman523
    @joelspringman523 4 місяці тому +3

    I don't know why this is so funny! Some things, you just don't question. Overthinking might take some of the fun out of it. Maybe because I'm rebellious, and farts express how I feel about pretentiousness.

  • @IainHamilton
    @IainHamilton Рік тому +26

    Just had my first ever. I was desperately holding in a fart when in recovery as I didn’t want to get embarrassed in a room full of nurses but couldn’t hold on and just let rip. The nurses didn’t bat an eyelid and just looked at me and nodded.

  • @narebman
    @narebman 3 роки тому +104

    7:02 I like how this one is somehow subtle and earth shattering. Refined and yet overwhelming. Terrible yet comforting. Devious yet blunt. A stinker and a slinker; like Gollum and the one ring he both loves and hates his precious and the entire third age of this world will be defined by it.

  • @nonaubeeznus835
    @nonaubeeznus835 3 роки тому +84

    After my colonoscopy, while laying peacefully, my family was trying to wake me up. I could hear them talking, but I wanted to sleep some more, so I lay really still pretending not to hear them. I was doing very well unit the patient in the next bed blasted off a huge wet fart that lasted 30 seconds. I lay half conscious with the bed shaking from me laughing. I can imagine the Drs. And nurses at these places don't laugh at farts anymore. Tragic.

    • @wolverine1854
      @wolverine1854 3 місяці тому

      Was that a women or a girl who farted?

  • @chiefs1992
    @chiefs1992 2 роки тому +23

    No matter how many times I watch this, I still cry from laughing

  • @markponekovic3415
    @markponekovic3415 3 місяці тому +2

    The best one is almost at the very end when the guy was laughing then blew a fart while he was laughing that had me laughing so hard my eyes were watering from laughing so hard

  • @frankryan3294
    @frankryan3294 2 роки тому +121

    Tears running down my eyes with the laughter. Brings back memories. After my own I was bound up with gas. They gave me a tablet for it. I don't know how I didn't blow the doors and windows of the room. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thunderstorminblack
    @thunderstorminblack 3 роки тому +139

    My dad had to have a this and endoscopy done at the same time, they went down first then up second. When they let me back in the recovery room to see him all he was doing was belching and farting. Every time he opened his mouth he'd belch. One time he did both at the same time. It was wild, and probably the single hardest time I've ever laughed at my dad.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 Рік тому +6

      That's brilliant. I spend most of my time alone and thus farts are amusing.

    • @Bear78420
      @Bear78420 Рік тому +16

      Partially simultaneously partially a chain of events and I don’t really remember the order, but I once burped, farted, sneezed and coughed all at once. I froze in place cause I didn’t know what to do 😂

    • @nickcormier8571
      @nickcormier8571 Рік тому +6

      That could have created a black hole.

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 Рік тому +3

      Both at once is called barting.

    • @CUthere60
      @CUthere60 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Bear78420😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mandalyn09
    @Mandalyn09 9 місяців тому +1

    I don't know why this was recommended to me 😂 and i can't believe I've actually watched almost the whole video. You'd think at 40 years old i could find something better to watch. I've nearly peed myself though 😅

  • @beverlynur2718
    @beverlynur2718 Рік тому +11

    I have never laughed this much, never thought they actually would record stuff like this. Thanks for the laughter, we all need to laught about something so natural. Keep on farting, folks. M.B. Nur

  • @bubbaho-tep3468
    @bubbaho-tep3468 3 роки тому +67

    3:00 damn, that guy dropped the bass...lol

  • @shelleyyoung3235
    @shelleyyoung3235 4 роки тому +107

    OMG!!! Why are farts so funny?!?!? 😂😂🤣 The one who farts while laughing and the fart has the same tempo as his laugh!!! 😂😂😂🤣

  • @customconnections2425
    @customconnections2425 7 місяців тому +3

    My mind immediately jumps into thoughts on the HVAC system in these offices……..💨

  • @orikakuli
    @orikakuli Рік тому +4

    Man, this video made me laugh so hard i was sure im going to be the first one to be killed by laughing too hard. Man I don’t know what’s funnier tho the farts or the stories in this comment section 😂😂😂😂