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Aizawa: you’re alive? Me: just because I take long af naps doesn’t mean I’m dead. Aizawa: you’ve been missing for 3 months! Me: ok just because my naps are comas doesn’t mean I’m dead.
*_And welcome to episode one of "Perks of being homeschooled", now grab your study books and start the ritual by burning them._* That's it for this episode, now GET YOUR BIBLES.
Aizawa: you've been missing for a month and all you do is stroll in and say hey? Me: didn't you basically walk into your class with the same expression of "i lived bitch?" Thought so
@@toyatodoroki4422 please I said I'm sorry. Please don't destroy Me! Remember I said you are the coolest member of the league of villains. That's my honest opinion.
Ignore this it's just timestamps cause I'm an artist and these parts are helpful so no questions. Get dinner-(kissing) 5:29 Go back to that kissing thing, 7:28 The kissing thing- 7:45 Kitten- 7:59
@@Kelsste *turns around and holds his face* You've got my word, Shoto. Now come on, it's movie night and I have a perfect movie in mind. *kisses his scar before walking with him back to the dorms to watch the movie in mind*
First of all, my nickname is Kitten called by close friends... Second of all, when he called me kitten, I'll just let you know that the sound I made was inhuman 😂 and also I woke up my family from my screaming 😂✨. Have a lovely day 😊! 🌼🐱
Listener: I'm sorry I die but I know that you miss me and that I knew I didn't want to tell you that I was because you were depressed I didn't know that you cared about me aizawa
Me: hey.. *Walks in and sits on a spiny chair *starts spinning Me: Did somebody die? :) Lmfaooo just what i would've done the in the beginning if this ACTUALLY happened
![ASMR Roleplay: Aizawa's Big Secret [Love Confession] [Kissing]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n86IHrG2noM/mqdefault.jpg)
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![ASMR Roleplay: Eyes On Me w/ Aizawa [Friends To Lovers] [MHA]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/koOB7jkFDdE/mqdefault.jpg)
![Caught Sneaking Into Your Knight's Bed Chambers [Spicy] [Confession] [ASMR RP]](/img/n.gif)
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I'm broke
*[cries in poor]*
*Cries in broke* ;^;
When your a broke student
"Go away, I'm not home" 😂
Me!😹😹
Bro same
Mood
@Kaminari Denki Owõ
I feel that so hard
"You're alive?"
Look, I take long naps, ok?
Jonathan Sports Mood
My naps are more like comas to be honest
Mood
Same
664 likes? Not anymore! Quick! Someone make it 666!
Aizawa:so..wanna get dinner
*INTENSE KISSING*
Aizawa:WeLl ThAtS a ReSpOnSe
Ok tha houndoom trainer he lowkey sounded kinda cute in that part 🤣
Lol 😂
lmao
Imagine if a student came in during the kissing part........,...
It’s my response:)
“You're alive”
“Sadly, yes. ”
Totally me--
I tried to die but I failed miserably
Same.
Me
pier too relatable-
Mr. Aizawa: "you're- you're alive"
Me: "wait.... I'm alive?"
I tought I was dead ;-;
Usagi chan
Just like BeatleJuice?
Lmaooooooo
THIS SENT ME
Foo Draw LMAOOOO
"Can we just get back to that whole...Kissing thing...."
*CHOKES ON TEA*
*Chokes on Daddy aizawas sleeping bag*
sləəpłess nights me to
AH2FUDGSHWGHEYDBRJRGEJEHEHDJDHRUEBSKRHENDIFJF
Mmmhhhmmm is that tea too hot?!~~~
*ANGRILY SIPS TEA*
Aizawa: so when gonna get dinn-- *kissing sounds* i wasn't excepting that
Me: Ye neither did i
That was my reaction as well. I heard it as soon as I saw it
I was mildly shocked but I started blushing and getting a mild nosebleed cause it was very out of the blue
Same
i tought like imma let you talk
oh ok then imma kiss ya😅
*dOnT Be sUSpICiOuS, DOnT bE SUsPIcIoUS*
UHHHH..... G-GOTTA BLAST
URARAKA NOOOOOOOO
URARAKA-SAN NO! *as much as we both love this* NO!!
XD
WHAT THE FUCK
cRaP bAkUgO’s HeRe.. SCRAM!!!
"Where did you go anyways-"
*sleep*
Dis user Animates oh ya know, just some casual binging
@Dis User Animates
Me: well a man took my nuggets at McDonald’s and I chased him down all the way to Canada-
I don't go there often
WhAt Do YoU eXpEcT
Eating my tacos cuz im mexican
I once had a nap for 3 days and I have no regrets... did I just wake up 30minutes ago maybe that's a secret I'll never tell
Me: **saying Aizawa is daddy literally every other minute**
Aizawa: YoUR’e NoT THaT EaSY To ReAD YA KNoW
Ok, can I just say, ME.
I love your profile picture 👌👌
I have your pfp in my camera roll so,
Come at me bitch-
@@raymekosh7009 why are you here may I ask?
@Izuku.Midoryia *legend has it they still haven't replied to this day*
Aizawa: you’re alive?
Me: just because I take long af naps doesn’t mean I’m dead.
Aizawa: you’ve been missing for 3 months!
Me: ok just because my naps are comas doesn’t mean I’m dead.
OMG! I am sleep deprived, let me take my long nap!
I was in a winter nap, like most animals do!
@@clxudii_ruru5709 yes my dear uwu
@@clxudii_ruru5709 HYBERNATION BUDDY
@@photogurl456 yassssss
us: “dies” aizawa: sad boi also us: * busts down door * *I AM HERE*
Me: HEY! STOP STEALING ALL MIGHTS THING!
All Might, is that you?
I- Allmight? GET THE HELL OUT YAGI😡
Aizawa: ALLMIGHT GET OUT OF MY HOUSE !!!
GET OUTTA HERE, ALLMIGHT!! WE DON'T NEED YA!!
"Your alive?"
*I got kidnapped by villains*
@@katsukibakugo8919 hold on, why are here
@@katsukibakugo8919 ima go cry now Issssssssssssssssss not evennnn legalllllll
@@katsukibakugo8919 *e w w h a t n o*
Hehehe🗡️🤗
𝙄𝙢𝙖 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙋𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝
Aizawa:Kitten
CRITICAL HIT
(-1000 Hp)
KO
K.O X_X
I heard the voice
(you were flirted)≧ω≦
(he calls you kitten) ฅ'ω'ฅ*200000hp down*
Him: "i'm not here-"
Me:*bust in* "but I am"
(Damn one year ago, that's c r a z y-)
Oh god😂 thats 100% Me😂
I could see his face and he would yell super Loud OwO
*All might voice* BUT I AM HETE
Omg that is so funny
when i say i WHEEZED-
*Wait I was gonna smack him*
Ikr I was so confused
That's gay
@@innaqstar XD
@@innaqstar HAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS GONNA SAY THAT MAN
Yes, that's all I can say
Shouta Aizawa didn’t expect to see you here...
Mr. Aizawa?! Look I can explain-
@Shouta Aizawa can i die c:
@@Burgerstainss oh- yeah im not going to ask.
Denki Kaminari can you
I got excited during class I physically shuttered and let out the weirdest squeak
*_And welcome to episode one of "Perks of being homeschooled", now grab your study books and start the ritual by burning them._*
That's it for this episode, now GET YOUR BIBLES.
Smol Sinn ohhhhh shit
Oh- Aizawa Baby don't yell- its called I have depression and I hid under a bridge for months eating frogs like the goblin I am.
0_0 U_U 0_0
*_how dare you eat tsu's family_*
Kaminari Denki omg 😭
👁👄👁 U👄U 👁👄👁
I found my stolen sweet roll! You have no idea how long I was looking for my sweet roll!
“you taste sweeter than i imagined, kitten.”
😳🥵🙈
🤰🏻
Broken Rain PFFT
;-; woah heheh
Lmfaoo no no not kitten
The emoji 🥵 is when we know that shit is about to get real
Aizawa: I have been on a diet of cup ramen noodles
I don’t think diets exist anymore
Aizawa: You....
Me: Yes it is I, a Submissive dork.
Miss Domino DORK MEANS WHALE PENIS
Imma just change my name to "Submissive Dork" now...
@@submissivedork1638 YOU ACTUALLY DID IT I- ITS BEEN 6 MONTHS
@@submissivedork1638 AYOOO-
I swear to god when he called us kitten
I had a heart attack
No joke-
Calm. Down. Denki.
I just went “biTCH WHAT- WHE EZ E”
Oh my god
"Us".
Mockingbird Gamer
what
”your smart”
me : hahaha good one
He got you good
NUTELLA SHRIMP QWQ?!?!??! LOVE THAT NAME
@@katsukibakugo8919 What are you doing here Bakugo?!
@@miriansanches3793 lets say i was never here.
Bakugo.. WTF!!!
Him :I'm not f***ing ok
Me remembers the MCR song: 🎵I'm not ok I'm not o f***ing k🎵
Was guud my fellow killjoy
Why ello :3
Ayyyy
@@KillingLonliness ayyyy
“You’re alive?”
Me: uh yea was just hardcore binging
FR THO😂😂😂
"I've been living in a steady diet of cup noodles." I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO ANYTHING SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Fr
My favorite part about bnha asmr is scrolling through the comments and seeing characters and their reactions.
AM DOING THAT RN I SEEN DEKUS MOM
well you came to the right place!
we either enjoyed it or we're traumatized!
Hmm? I have absolutely no idea what your talking about🤔
I saw it on my phone.i had to comment ribbit :P
I love how I made this comment just to state my opinion but now I have proof.
"Go away! I'm not home!"
Me:... You have no idea how you've just connected with me spiritually
SWEET CHILD NO🥺🌚🌚
👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👄👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁
@Tsuyu Asui it's so true though.
@Tsuyu Asui 💖
@Tsuyu Asui :)))) 💖
*What I was expecting when he opens the door*
Him: Oh hi thanks for checking in! I’m still a piece of garbage!~
Me: I know.
He is you should see him in the classroom when he's alone
Katsuki Bakugo
Hi .... BAKAgou 🤣 ... I’ll run home now
Kitty • Rose • Cat We also call him BakuHOE 😅
Kitty • Rose • Cat We also call him BakuHOE 😅
Vil! Ochaco Uraraka Nah it
THOTsuki BAKAHOE ... I’m sorry 😅😂😂
Me: **pours bowl of cereal**
Aizawa: Fine, make yourself at home.
Me, already watching Netflix in his pajamas: sweet
LOL
This is something I would do PFFFFFF-
XD OMG THIS IS FUNNY
SAME BUT WITH SNAKES
I would be like this TvT
Mr.Aizawa: Dinner can wait...
Me: dood I’m a fu*cking goblin when i can’t get my food sir
What are you doing here? And yes please
None of you should listen to this
@@gremlintheroyal ...then why are you o-o
Because I like scaring 1-A students
Shoto Todoroki
oh god
“You! You’re alive”
Physically? Yes
Mentally and emotionally? No
Yes, you just read me better than aizawa
Lol I kinda said the same thing
Same
Exactly
same
0:43 honestly that is me XD I’d walk in like “ yo. What anime episodes did I miss?” 😂
😂👌
pFFT same.
Same tho 😂👏🏻
Thats me everyday with my life. . .
Hey what did i miss in my life. . .hmm. . .mhmm. . .oh. . .she died. . .WELL FINALLY SHE DIED
Jefferson busts down the door
"SO WHAT'D I MISS"
My god... At 2:57
The "please don't go away" just break my heart so intensely, it almost make me cry
I'm crying 😭😭😭
*I might be alive*
*But I still have a gaping hole on the side of my forhead*
*InTeNsE WhEeZiNg*
*_bRUH NO_*
*WHEEZE*
WOoOooW
I keep forgetting I wrote comments
You madE ME GET BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH. HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!
its not cAUSE SAME I-
IM FEELING IT TOO
I get butterflies every single time I listen to these
„Kitten“
Me: Yes Daddy? I mean- uhm..
Same tbh
*meow*
Shin?
Has the truth come out?(pun intended~~)
_Creepypastagirl109_ yes
Him: Y-You...
Me: * takes a little sip of my hot soap and looks up* Yeah, sa dude
Him: your alive
Me: I didn’t know that, that’s a good fact
It’syourgirl Sharky
Yo dude, what does hot soap taste like? Sounds interesting..
Hot S O A P
@Hizashi Yamada girl you guys should try it's really good,though don't ingest in high doesges you'll have to go the the hospital
@Hizashi Yamada I'm telling sensei that your here úwù
leena cequii *Me on my 50th hot soap* ‘Xcuse me?
Not gonna lie this hit me in the feels.
Same I feel so bad when he said that he couldn’t live without the person he was talking to
Aizawa: you've been missing for a month and all you do is stroll in and say hey?
Me: didn't you basically walk into your class with the same expression of "i lived bitch?" Thought so
THIS COMMENT
THIS GOT ME WHEEZING ON THE FLOOR 🤣😂🤣😂😂 SKJSKSJSKSJSK
YOU'RE A MENACE 😂
But yeah
aizawa: "no.. dont go away... not again..."
me internally: *squealing*
Ummmm shouldn’t e concerned forneou being here…? Maybe I should just go get sebastian
Aizawa: “Go away.”
Me: “You can’t get rid of meeee”
Dude 😂
Satan SATAN YOU BETTER GET READY FOR ME IN HELL
Aizawa: "Go away."
Me: don't do it don't do it don't do it-
Also me: *"DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAAAAN?"*
@@erbalcloud3664 lol
frick this is cute
💓💝💖💞💝💘
💞but so is he 💗
💓💖💞💕💗💝
He has all my UwUs
sʟᴇᴇᴘʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ infinite uwus
He has all my UWUS and OWOS
Viogie Viogie YES-
"So if you wanna get din- *Kissing sounds*
Me: *Chokes* AHH
Him: We'll that was a response
Me: NO KIDDING
Me: *Sees an asmr that's "spicy" and clicks it*
Also me: *Sees that the full audio costs money and I'm broke*
Well, that's a bummer
Right
Mhm...
MOOOOD
Mood
Mood 😂
*G O A W A Y I M N O T H O M E*
because he's homeless
Pretty sure you're on about Dabi with that last sentence
@@toyatodoroki4422 What. It's because people say that you're the edgeiest person. You're not edgy, just homeless.
(because frick you Endeavour)
@@toyatodoroki4422 aww I'm sorry Dabi. But hey at least you're the coolest member of the league of villains right?
@@toyatodoroki4422 please I said I'm sorry. Please don't destroy Me! Remember I said you are the coolest member of the league of villains. That's my honest opinion.
Dabi,babe, calm down. And as for the other one,dont make dabi mad.
In the end, we're all sinned by this video
Tokoyami's Waifu No I was holding the Bible the whole time I’m still pure
Wait until you find Yagami Yato
@@Rororishin well, your not wrong tho-
Don't gotta call us out like that👁️👄👁️
Ignore this it's just timestamps cause I'm an artist and these parts are helpful so no questions.
Get dinner-(kissing) 5:29
Go back to that kissing thing, 7:28
The kissing thing- 7:45
Kitten-
7:59
May I use them to? -short Simp
@@katart2938 sure
Him : where in the world where you. !,???!?
Me : I was kidnapped k I escaped ok ??
I was leaving k-12 🌚
Zoe - Martinez [lilac] *were
@@YOONGISMORGUE Melanie Martinez vibes ^^
I was hibernating where no one could find me IN PRESENT MIC HAIR
😂😂🤣
Aizawa: sorry..the pet name things just kinda came out
Me: WELL DONT STOPPP THERE!!!
LETS KEEP THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!
Aizawa: “What part of go away don’t you understand!?”
Me: *genuinely hitting the air acting like I’m knocking on a door*
I'm sorry darling. Dont scold me.
The emotion and script in this one is so good! 👏🏻
I love this so much!
I miss you doing Aizawa but i am glad that he's back! My husbando ♡
@Kaminari Denki Denki- What are you doing here?
..........
Aizawa:"I SAID LEAVE ME AL-lone.."
Me:*breaks door down* "wasssss poppin?"
Denki are you okay-
@@kleesdodoco4609 to be honest shoto. Idk.
And why are you here?
@@stannywannybodanny4497 i dunno why are you here
@@kleesdodoco4609 that is private information
@@stannywannybodanny4497 then whyd you ask me the same question then
Him: I thought you were dead?!
Me: I mean im not gonna lie....I am dead.
Him:What?!
Me: Nah I'm messin
Aizawa:*Sounds of kissen*
Him:I don't wanna ruin our friendship
Me:OH REALLY?!
“Go away, I’m not home”
-Aizawa, 2020
@@bloodyrextm1910 wow so 2020 was really 4 years ago…😭
Yess Daddy's back I love your voice 😍😂
“You taste sweeter then imagined kitten”
Me: “Oh?! Pet names now”
Aizawa: I've been living off of steady diet of cup noodles
Me, who's been eating only corndogs for 2 weeks straight: *I smell broke*
Sir billiam?
That you
I can give you money 😭😭
"Kitten"
.
.
.
Wow thanks 🤧
Shoto...what the hell are you doing here?!?!? 😕
@@skylerwolf4998 uh
@@Kelsste *facepalms* as much as I love you, we need to go. *grabs his hand and goes back to the dorms*
@@skylerwolf4998 oh ok .. Please don't tell the others
@@Kelsste *turns around and holds his face* You've got my word, Shoto. Now come on, it's movie night and I have a perfect movie in mind. *kisses his scar before walking with him back to the dorms to watch the movie in mind*
First of all, my nickname is Kitten called by close friends...
Second of all, when he called me kitten, I'll just let you know that the sound I made was inhuman 😂 and also I woke up my family from my screaming 😂✨.
Have a lovely day 😊! 🌼🐱
You too and I think both our family is questioning our sanities 🤣🤣
@@Tori_digitalart you guys have sanity!?
Because I dont
@@your_local_killer578 Yeah same I can't remember which dumpster I left it in.
"Just breath for a second, chill"
*Breaths like Mike Myers...*
Listener: I'm sorry I die but I know that you miss me and that I knew I didn't want to tell you that I was because you were depressed I didn't know that you cared about me aizawa
Aizawa: ... Kitten
Me: NANI?!?
Aizawa: You taste sweeter than I imagine, kitten
Me: *chokes on air*
Aisawa: you taist sweeter than I imagined kitten~
Me: *inhale*
Also me: AHHHHHHH Holy sh*t!!!!!
Are you okay? Are you alive?
My little tootsies r kicking so hard rn
This BROKE MY HEART!
knowing he'll never be real to say these things to me!
“Go away I’m not home!” Definitely something I’d say
Shigaraki......?
• Nøva Edits •
...?...
@@proxyshadoww4154 why is you here?
• Nøva Edits •
Um... blame the admin of the account
@@proxyshadoww4154 mhm ok
Him: You didn’t know I cared. Yeah, yeah that’s my fault.
Me:
Aweee now I sound like a jerk. 😔😔
IKR LIKE AIZAWA STOP BEING LIKE MY PARENTS AND MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR EVERYTHING I'M SRRY ;-;
Aizawa: you could have done anything to keep me from thinking you were gone
Me: sorry homie but I was busy eating
Can we pleaaaaase get more of Aizawa???? He's my crush lol 😍
*hes my husband*
@@madikeller8599 uhhhh okay so? I still love him 🖤🖤
@@bellastarsweld1894 xD
He is my soulmate
# Aizawa simps
Aizawa: your alive?!?
Me:No I’m dead inside but if u referring to me physically yes I am
Same
"Go away I'm not home."
**Despicable Me 2 music plays in the background**
That scene was precious to me-
XD
I keep replaying this part since yesterday :')
5:28 5:28
5:28 5:28
5:28 5:28
Aizawa you raunchy, raunchy man
Thank you for the effort you put into making these videos
When I see videos with aizawa my heart goes.....
❤🤤❤🤤🤤❤🤤
Also I think I have a kitty kink now
Bump-bump
frfr
*DOKI DOKI*
When he called us Kitten I just got this grinch smile on my face.🍓
Ummmmmmm”kitten”if you read my name I am a dragon first off.
DADDY'S BACK!!!
BACK AGAIN!
😂😂😂😂😂
DADDY’S BACK! TELL ER’ FRIENDS!
OH OHHHHHH BACK AGAIN BACK WITH A THAT SEXY MAN AGAIN
Correction....
*ERASER DADDY EEHEHHEHEHEHE*
Eraser daddy* 🤣
AIZAWA IS BACK!!!! YAAAAY
Samantha Dickinson aizawa*
@@Meowkya oh... right, srry i am bad at spelling
@@present_mic8425 its okay
Oh my what do,we have Here? *A AIZAWASEXUAL COMMUNITY*
@@uruncle6618 YEAH WE DO!!
aizawa: you're-you're alive??
me: *that's a good question.*
Aizawa: “ just breathe for a minute” Me having asthma: wow ok I’m leaving
I wish.....I wish.....that I could get theses without having to pay
Grell Sutcliff SAME SAME SAME
this is your father why are you here
"Go away, I'm not home."
*Mission Failed Successfully*
*Seed Aizawa x listener*
*My heart-*
*DOKI DOKI *
“You’re alive”
“I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me”😙💅🏽✨
I’m glad I have your videos to brighten up my shitty days at school. Thank you :)
I am inlove with this
Me: hey..
*Walks in and sits on a spiny chair
*starts spinning
Me: Did somebody die? :)
Lmfaooo just what i would've done the in the beginning if this ACTUALLY happened
Aizawa: I didn't wanna jeopardize our friendship
Me: I WANNA RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP WE SHOULD BE LOVERS INSTEAD
Right? 🤣
This just clicked 😂🤣
The dislikes are Aizawa still angry that we were gone -w-
You’re so great, thank you 😄
I'm sorry but like
"you could have gave me a sign!"
*I MADE YOU A GIANT BILLBOARD*
Who else heard his voice crack a few times in the rants. It makes it all better.
Aizawa: you should've left a message!
My oc: well i'm sorry my quirk malfunctioned and i got stuck in a void for the past month!
My oc: I was kept against my will, had nothing