An Enemy To Myself (348) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
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This week Chris went to Florida and ate at a real Italian ristorante. We've also got Jared Leto climbing buildings, cybertrucks, screeing down mountains, and what might be the cringiest video Chris has ever seen.
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Best Special you have ever done, I bought mine😂 Albuquerque should be interesting. Florida has more murders.. I watch all the killing shows and docs and I'm always like what the hell goes on in Florida...😂🎉
@@Queen_of_Missfit_Island❤
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being cancelled sux aye
this episode is so good it should be illegal . *psh - we got him* .
❤❤❤ your username is 🔥
LOCKEM UP
Christ, he is absolutely firing on all syllables today. Knowing all the words to a song but thinking you didn’t. Unreal bit.
firing on every single syllable this episode no doubt . 🔥
my favorite part is when he messed up the lyrics but just kept going with it anyway 😂
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I jus about collapsed 😂😂😂☠️☠️
And it’s not the pretenders lol.. rather The Proclaimers
10/10 episode, from the panic attack to the pizza shooting corpse banging cops
That Pizza Police bit legitimately had me crying at work🤣🤣🤣
I hurt myself in the gym laughing at this. I need to stop listening to cris during workouts.
Fall back, It's cocotta.
😂 Thanks for sharing the level 9 panic attack story. Perfectly told and relatable. Also, thanks for proving we can look back at these terrifying experiences in a hilarious way 👍
The Illegal pizza bit is hilarious!!! Could be in a routine
we need it as a clip fs! 😂
Nothing is called a routine he's not a dancer lol
@@C.A.D.sorry boldilocks
As someone who deals with debilitating panic attacks I really appreciated your story. Hilarious!!!
Wow the last thing I woulda thought I’d hear today is Chris spoutin off some Supernatural lore. That’s why I’m in the cabin ✌🏾
So you think Supernatural is a good show?
its damn good to me but im aware its a bad show hahah @@Greeezy
@@Greeezyit's great..
playing with lincoln logs listening to the cast. meta cabin sesh
"anyway im getting off topic" is the funniest thing that could be said from ep. to ep.
Omg dude the pizza and the airplane bit had me dying hahaha
With the panic attack story I was expecting a Jeremy rennet with a paper bag over his mouth haha
I absolutely love watching congratulations, been here since the early days and I’m ready to be at the log cabin😂
Was having a bad morning and then saw a new episode WOOHOO DOSES OF SEROTONIN M’BABIES
Like being kissed by a silly goose 🦆
Thank you so much for coming to Ft. Myers!!!! A lot of comedians never go past Tampa or Orlando. You were on point with fresh bits! The one about aging parents was so relatable. I couldn't stop Roseanne-laughing! Please come this way again. Honestly, most of us are from New England! Lulu and Denny were so funny as well! I laughed from beginning to end! And this podcast just keeps you on a roll, my sweaty friend.
I was there, incredible show. Everyone was on fire.
Super-chill Chris watches Supernatural and is just as funny as ever in our Supercult cabin. ❤❤❤
I love how real Chris is now. ❤
There’s nobody realer
The movie chris is describing around the 16 mark would be Constantine meets inception 😂
You are a beautiful person. Thankyou for everything you do for me.
Love being at the log cabin on a Thursday morning. Have a good day babies!
"HhHHh^Hhh sayyy fuck" had me fuckinggggg rollingggg😂
Hey Chris I know what your going through I know in the night the feelings you get and the pain inside I want to tell you healing is at the door of your heart knocking he’s always knocking. You want to grow but truly your already dead my brother. Life rips when Jesus is at the center it’s all about love and he wants to give you love you. I love you I won’t stop until I see my brother with me forever. You have been in such darkness but I know you’ll shine in the end. A miracle is coming your way from the inside out you will be changed forever. The Gospel of Jesus isn’t a religion it’s a way for us to have a relationship with Dad. I love you I love you I love you. If only one thing you need to know you are truly loved even by a stranger in a comment section.
Yooooooo maybe I’m late but is that really a pic of Chris,Jean Claude van damme, Michael Caine, Tupac?!! Lol I can’t tell who else is in it.
Plus Dr Phil, Tupac and brinks trucks
Wiping tears from my eyes from the undercover pizza police part 🤣🍕🚔 so good
My daughter was like 13 and realized she knew words to songs she was sure she had never heard before. Funny thing is that they were songs I used to play super loud and sing to when I was pregnant with her and after she was born lol.
Ready for Baltimore show. S’pumped
Tooook soooooo manyyyyyyy libertiessssss ….on the Mariaaaaaa lol 😂 looooooved itttttt !!!!!!!!
Medical bottles everywhere. Fuuuukk. Bing bong.
Walkie talkie cops bit was pure art! 😅
I'm listening to this as work. And I'm literally crying laughing at the pizza part while all my colleagues stare at me! 🤣 Fuck ya dude!
Laughed longer than I wanted to at the chode multiplex bit
While listening the bit about Chris panic attack, I was in the car driving having myself a panic attack and Chris made me laugh 😅 and it calmed me down. Chris is awesome! His ability to tell stories out of situations like that is pure gold. Thanks, Chris!
4:19 I am dying laughing right off the rip dude 😂😂 “I had a slam built in. The built in slam.” 5:30 rolling
firing on every single funkin syllable today . LVL 9 wet pants man is unstoppable .
wow that illegal pizza bit was one of your best bits ever hahahahaha
8:33 PICTURE ME ALOOKN FOR A WINDINGO 11:59 I cannot stop laughing about this light boxy jean jacket
"its not cool to do breakdancing.....idc how baggy your clothes are" LMFAOOOAOAOOO
I had a level 9 panic attack today and got dropped off at the hospital. Took a cab home ordered a pizza now watching this episode. 👍
Just proud I knew you were singing like I love you that whole time. Confirmed it with the “here, hold my jacket.” Again, another song I haven’t heard since 2000 and know every lyric, magically, somehow hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
My dad was a part of a Pool Hall club at a bar called the Moose in Michigan and he told me when that song Maria Maria first came out the Mexicans in the bar would play that damn song over and over and over all day and all night.
“Wendingo” 😂
2:45 am in Australia. Have to stay up for this one. Soooooooooooooooo irresponsible
Soo happy for all these to catch up on
Nom nom
Dude
Ok
Chris’s rant about knowing songs for no reason is the most relatable thing I think I’ve ever heard
I guess that’s why congratulations and lifeline is the only podcasts I am loyal to cuz god damn so I basically agree to everything Chris goes off about
I have watched every episode of congratulations- this is by far the funniest yet
The level 9 panic attack is the best story. Can relate so much and needed a laugh about it hahahahahhaa Thanks Chris
"Guy would have been killed if it was the 1600's!" 😂😂😂
Yay!!!! ❤ I wish I could’ve seen you here in Florida, but my daughter is only 5 weeks old and attached to the boob 24/7 😂 I bet your shows were amazing! I hope you have a great thanksgiving 🦃🤎🧡
P.s. also I have dry eyes too. I couldn’t live without Thera Tears, they’re the best. Highly recommend!
I'm happy I got to witness this fever dream of an episode. hahahaha
Best podcast ever 🎉🎉🎉🎉
The MOST amount of words to finally get to "So anyway I started watching Supernatural." 🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao the L word!!! That was straight jag jag material on late night showcase! Hahahaha
Does anyone else think Chris could have an amazing animated show? With all of his “dumb shit” rants. It always reminds me of something you see on family guy hahahaa
That lady: “chase the storm”
Me: no lady we’re on an airplane 😂
I had a level 8 panic attack during The Revenant in theatre. All I could think was “fuck, this is it, what a bitch way to go”
this episode was really funny especially the cops part that had me dying laughing
It got even funnier for me when I listened to Bobbi Storm on Spotify and realized that her song "We Can't Forget Him" samples Regulate by Nate Dogg and Warren G 😂😂😂
I can’t with the corpse 💀😂
The gospel singer would’ve definitely triggered an anxiety attack in Chris
The Tesla truck looks like I try to make a back to the future car for Halloween. Out of cardboard and sprayed it with rustoleum metallic paint.
Amazing Chris!! Thank you and love to you and your family!
Was in attendance for the Richmond show, you absolutely killed it. Got the full Chris Delia experience 🤝
The radio noises were actually legit 😂
The pizza police was hilarious :'D
If I knew how, I would animate the cops watching the guy buy illegal pizza bit.
"asked her if she cheated on me, we had a laugh"
This was def a true baby ep. Thanks for a good conversation Chris ❤
Help me! In what episode Chris made an impression of Al Pacino & Robert de Niro? It was this year for sure. I need to find it. It was absolutely insane.
Was it lifeline?
@@MissGigglesdotcom No.
@@SamuPuuronen episode 320 i think. Judging by the thumbnail
I cannot wrap my head around filming yourself like that and willingly posting it to your own Instagram. Unreal
That skateboard is soo soo cool
Holy fuck the cop radio bit. When I worked security this was exactly how it was. Can’t understand 80% of it. Lmao
Tremendous episode. Thank you so much Chris!
Loved and can relate heavily to the flight story
I needed this 😅
So funny!
Holy fuck. That is SUCH a good idea for a movie. Manifesting that for you, dude. ✨️
That illegal pizza bit made me spit out my eggs, that ripped
Unreal breakdancing, truly
THE PIZZA POLICE!!!😂😂😂
I live in Burbank... where's The Chode Mulitplex?! LOL
Me: *fighting wave of anxiety*
Chris: dude, I had a full blown panic attack
Me: *experiencing what he's describing* lol I love how life works 🥲
Life rips a little extra when the new episode comes out on your birthday! 🤟
Someone on that plane should've pulled a Spongebob and yelled "Oh brother, this chick stinks!"
100% with you on that Supernatural shit, Chris. Just like music, there’s some stuff I keep close to the chest but don’t share it with anyone because I know it’s BAD but I still like it
You can tell our boy just got off a flight
Needs to get off the pills. Those doctors are going to kill him.
Great pod! Chris you out do yourself everytime! 🎉
damn poor chris, dudes minds never gonna get right if hes on that pharmaceutical cocktail
Chris’ mind has made him millions of dollars and millions of people laugh.
Dude, this shit was so funny. Thank you.
29:16 bro that is 100% a blackout from the anti depressants
Wow that Bobby lady probably does that ALL THE TIME , best part of the podcast I was dying
Just because of Supernatural, this is now my favorite episode 😂
The Exorcism of Emily Rose is a 2005 American supernatural horror legal drama film directed by Scott Derrickson and starring Laura Linney and Tom Wilkinson. The film is loosely based on the book The Exorcism of Anneliese Michel by Felicitas D. Goodman, which tells the story of Anneliese Michel and follows a self-proclaimed agnostic (Linney) who acts as defense counsel representing a parish priest (Wilkinson), accused by the state of negligent homicide after he performed an exorcism.
alright yep this episode is amazing
Blanka on the wall is sick
You are my warm weighted blanket 🙏
Chris, I'm on the same fashion wave. I've got a light blue jean jacket on my wishlist, and after listening to this, I'm gonna pull the trigger. Don't push me!
Lmfao Maria Maria is always in my fkn head
51:30 almost made me choke on my lunch
Was in Ft. Meyers for some reason, to see you this weekends the show was amazing as usual keep it going Chris! @chrisdelia
13 percent on every Spirit flight.
The whole Bobbi storm thing just shows that people have no idea of the world going on around them. They’re literally oblivious and have no shame
The new set looks super good GOD, I need this new merch, for sure. the singing is perfectly me.
I want to be the first artist to make music with chris. I won't push though.