The Items The US Army Believes You Can Survive Off Of

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  2 місяці тому +37

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    • @davidspencer8373
      @davidspencer8373 2 місяці тому +2

      Like video

    • @platypusoo7958
      @platypusoo7958 2 місяці тому +2

      Unlock sound swear 0:45

    • @timmularkie3675
      @timmularkie3675 29 днів тому

      Never knew the John Wayne reference was military lingo. Been calling gas station / retail store tp as John Wayne tp since I was a toddler 😂

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis 2 місяці тому +172

    SteveMRE shoutout was great.

  • @pyeitme508
    @pyeitme508 2 місяці тому +197

    LOL the Olympics 2024 at France shows Yusuf Dikec, Turkish shooter meme on thumbnail. XD

    • @unknowncomrade5023
      @unknowncomrade5023 2 місяці тому +11

      Ikr he is the face of the 2024 Olympics can't wait for propaganda posters to be made out of him lol

    • @j.robertsergertson4513
      @j.robertsergertson4513 2 місяці тому +9

      @@unknowncomrade5023
      No one gonna makes memes about him , because he's a BOSS

    • @dampmittcs
      @dampmittcs 2 місяці тому +2

      I love the thumbnail!

    • @GlooberZ
      @GlooberZ 2 місяці тому +2

      Wait w ha t

  • @GunnerHeatFire
    @GunnerHeatFire 2 місяці тому +213

    “Bleed out before you flush” 😂

    • @imabitmid
      @imabitmid 2 місяці тому +1

      The bum: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 2 місяці тому +9

      Just use a pile of leaves, at least it won’t feel like sand paper in the summer

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 місяці тому

      The way I heard it told, you push a finger through the paper, swipe yourself clean with a finger, and use the paper to clean your finger.
      (/shrug) I brought a roll of the good stuff in a Ziploc freezer bag.

    • @dkbros1592
      @dkbros1592 2 місяці тому

      ​@@korhol2065 Or use stones 😂😅

    • @BigBrother169
      @BigBrother169 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MonkeyJedi99we just use baby wipes now.

  • @garystielow232
    @garystielow232 2 місяці тому +24

    To whoever wrote this episode, thank you. That was a fun and hilarious trip down memory lane. I'm not old enough to have eaten C-rats, but we did get the T-rats (or tray rations) back in the late 80's. They were a serious bear to try and open with a P38, but I wish I still had my P38.

    • @kobrapromotions
      @kobrapromotions 2 місяці тому +2

      Ebay $5

    • @darylefleming1191
      @darylefleming1191 23 дні тому +1

      I still have my p-38 from the 80s. It is on my key chain. My wife still asks me to open cans when she breaks her fancy can openers.

  • @brandonburns5249
    @brandonburns5249 2 місяці тому +73

    Let’s get this out onto a tray.

  • @harrypalmer728
    @harrypalmer728 2 місяці тому +69

    Still carry a p38 on my keyring to this day.

    • @GathKingLeppbertI
      @GathKingLeppbertI 2 місяці тому +5

      I know paratroopers didn't wear them on the tag chain

    • @williamjones6053
      @williamjones6053 Місяць тому +2

      That's all I use ..can't see paying 15 bucks for a fancy one when it does the job and 14 dollars cheaper

    • @jamesduenas7113
      @jamesduenas7113 Місяць тому +1

      I have the John Wayne that my grandpa carried in Vietnam on my keys, I've had it for about 15 years now.

  • @yi_hou3092
    @yi_hou3092 2 місяці тому +21

    8:03 I wish M2 Flamethrowers were used like that
    8:09 Vadim smoked and and drank too much he's even fighting Wojtek for the last Cigar

  • @jokodihaynes419
    @jokodihaynes419 2 місяці тому +53

    "Let's get this out on a tray"-Steve1989

    • @A_FEMALE_MAN
      @A_FEMALE_MAN 2 місяці тому +5

      “Nice MMM-Kay!” -steve1989

    • @WrathTTV
      @WrathTTV 2 місяці тому +5

      "nice hiss" -steve1989

  • @matthewbrown6163
    @matthewbrown6163 Місяць тому +2

    UK & Australia / NZ military still issue a FRED - Field Ration Eating Device - this is like you P38 / P51 can opener but with a small spoon incorporated into the design. The best spoons issued are now included with a full size handle & large scoop to eat more - faster.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 2 місяці тому +15

    Cheers to Steve1989! The man with the iron stomach for vintage MREs!

  • @jasonluchtel7974
    @jasonluchtel7974 Місяць тому +2

    When I was in the army I was a tank and track driver. My team would always have hot meals because I allowed it to put the mres' in the engine compartment of the tank or track as long as it was wrapped in some sort of cloth so the plastic wouldn't melt from the engine heat. Good times, good times. 🙂

  • @robdegraw1568
    @robdegraw1568 2 місяці тому +32

    Given steve1989 a mention. nice

  • @DingoZed
    @DingoZed 2 місяці тому +16

    An heirloom I'll always treasure as a military vet, is my woobie. The new #1 best military invention.

    • @bamacopeland4372
      @bamacopeland4372 2 місяці тому

      One the thing most military members won't turn in during CIF

  • @salgoudnedrac5489
    @salgoudnedrac5489 2 місяці тому +3

    Just to clarify gents & no disrespect intended either by the way for giving lesson in the comments section but for the TP you take the TP out of the pack unfold it & wrap it around your index & middle finger about half way up while pinching it down with your thumb.... & Using light pressure in a swiping motion ...use your imagination lol. Ps the packs are small you'll need several to finish the job it's about the length of your index finger / two thumbs wide & a thumb thick lol it's not great, but with practice you'll have clean fingers at the end. As for the P38 P51 they are fantastic. Thank you simple history keep the content coming.

  • @MEHCAT1774
    @MEHCAT1774 2 місяці тому +16

    The P38 Can Opener and the bigger P51 Can Opener sounds really awesome, I really need to know where I can find some. Not to mention, the Flameless Ration Heater sounds hella awesome, perfect for anyone who's doing survival

    • @bradcox4748
      @bradcox4748 2 місяці тому +1

      P38 and 51 available on Amazon. Frh's maybe also depending on shipping restrictions

    • @JonathonG-pk7er
      @JonathonG-pk7er Місяць тому +1

      I carried a P38 in my wallet for many years... It went where most people put a condom.

  • @MarioKaiba
    @MarioKaiba 2 місяці тому +27

    Yeah... most of the stuff with John Wayne's name is named that way as an insult. Believe it or not, John Wayne is actually a dirty word in the Military.

    • @zanieyoung2201
      @zanieyoung2201 2 місяці тому

      Troops who were called that were always the ones who get themselves killed... or singled out by the superiors...

    • @naturalcanopy55
      @naturalcanopy55 2 місяці тому

      Is this you, John Wayne? Is this me?

    • @prussiankingdom1693
      @prussiankingdom1693 2 місяці тому +2

      Yup, like wearing your Kevlar without your chin strap.

  • @Alexkiszl
    @Alexkiszl 2 місяці тому +22

    2:11 bro ate too much Taco Bell and 1k grams of Tacos and Burritos

  • @richtate9327
    @richtate9327 2 місяці тому +2

    Love the Steve shout-out he's so wholesome and simple history you provide the best information love your vids

  • @Goc4ever
    @Goc4ever 2 місяці тому +6

    Well done Simple History, well done. This video was not only invaluable but also hilarious because you made it more interesting by adding a few jokes in it.

  • @akidnamedaiden
    @akidnamedaiden 2 місяці тому +49

    The thumbnail 😂

  • @vipergtsmre
    @vipergtsmre 2 місяці тому +1

    Glad you shouted out Steve!

  • @utubetravman
    @utubetravman 2 місяці тому +32

    MRE heater + Gatorade bottle = scare IED under desk

    • @mikethemechanic7395
      @mikethemechanic7395 2 місяці тому +7

      You forgot to add
      20 tobacco in it😂

    • @sgtjohnnywallsmith8720
      @sgtjohnnywallsmith8720 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@mikethemechanic7395, DIY CS gas!! We used to put the Tabasco in the heater and let it get real smokey and throw it in the OPFOR tent when we had to utilize an OPFOR group from another unit for training. It would burn the $hit out of their eyes. 😂😂😂

    • @mikethemechanic7395
      @mikethemechanic7395 2 місяці тому +5

      @@sgtjohnnywallsmith8720 😂 Nice! Once we put chemlight juice in the 20oz Pepsi bottle. It exploded and stained 10 uniforms. I got to mow grass for 1 week for that 😎

    • @hanging_out_with_Mp
      @hanging_out_with_Mp 2 місяці тому

      That poor trash can.

    • @bamacopeland4372
      @bamacopeland4372 2 місяці тому +2

      I got the piss smoked out of me when I did that during a box rotation.

  • @YourLocalSid
    @YourLocalSid 2 місяці тому +7

    Rip to the peoples bombaclatts that used that sandpaper toilet paper

  • @GripenSlayer2
    @GripenSlayer2 2 місяці тому +3

    Whoever made the thumbnail deserves a raise.

  • @guyh.4553
    @guyh.4553 2 місяці тому +1

    I liked the gum! The flameless heater was great! Made the Meal Ready to Expell halfway tolerable

  • @brodeenicholson2467
    @brodeenicholson2467 2 місяці тому +1

    The P38 can opener is amazing. I keep one in my camping kit.

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 2 місяці тому +19

    “Get your recipes together man! I’ve had the same fries since Willard Scott the weatherman man!” Ronald McDonald

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 2 місяці тому +3

    Bruh I wasn’t expecting that 0:45

  • @josephmontanaro2350
    @josephmontanaro2350 2 місяці тому +2

    Damn Steve's moving up in the world, my man is getting cited for his bravery

  • @Slidewinder
    @Slidewinder 2 місяці тому +2

    Only 16 seconds in and the upper left panel has me in tears. 0:16

    • @mrmeme9105
      @mrmeme9105 2 місяці тому

      Why are they brushing a chair with a toilet roll.

  • @Onora619
    @Onora619 2 місяці тому +6

    TMI INC
    There were two times I prayed to God while on the toilet:
    1.) The first BM after giving birth (fellow moms, you know what I'm talking about)
    2.) The first BM I had after eating an MRE during a JROTC camp in high school.

  • @glennwhittaker197
    @glennwhittaker197 2 місяці тому

    I served 22 years with the British Army & have been out 14 years & the ONLT tin opener I use is the same type as you mentioned!

  • @dustybunny6716
    @dustybunny6716 2 місяці тому +5

    I always liked the tiny hot sauce bottles thay came in mine.

    • @punkshotgun3421
      @punkshotgun3421 2 місяці тому +1

      You'd be surprised just how much morale can improve with a tiny bottle of Tabasco sauce

  • @versebuchanan512
    @versebuchanan512 Місяць тому +1

    Keep a plastic bottle, fill it about an inch high with water, pour your MRE hot sauce into it. Drop in the MRE heater, screw the cap on, shake and toss.
    MRE gas grenade. Try it at the barracks!

  • @julianstone1192
    @julianstone1192 2 місяці тому +2

    I’m guessing the um has a lot of sorbitol and xylitol in it which act as a laxative, stimulants also induce bowel movements

  • @ANOTHAPERSON
    @ANOTHAPERSON 2 місяці тому

    that thumbnail is just GLORIOUS

  • @usmcdevildog3497
    @usmcdevildog3497 2 місяці тому +4

    Voting in for a Unit video on MACV-SOG

  • @HK47_115
    @HK47_115 2 місяці тому +4

    A mention of Steve1989? *Nice.*

  • @natdmc85
    @natdmc85 2 місяці тому +4

    No crazy caffeine gum for me thanks ,I'll just stick with previtin.

  • @shaneeyre2174
    @shaneeyre2174 2 місяці тому +4

    3:36 why is Homie in Japan ripping the 50

    • @Dr.Madd138
      @Dr.Madd138 Місяць тому

      He’s jacked on Rip-Its, nicotine and the mre gum

  • @Liam25433
    @Liam25433 2 місяці тому

    Never thought they would shout out Steve MRE, but i definitely think it was a good idea

  • @OkieOtaku
    @OkieOtaku 2 місяці тому +1

    The ration heater is actually pretty nifty. Easy to use, only needed water to activate... But boy better be careful, they do get **HOT**

  • @Shawn_the_Protogen
    @Shawn_the_Protogen 2 місяці тому

    I have a P38 and P51. I love them both since some of the canned food I buy has no pull tab, I prefer using them to a normal can opener since they save space in the already cluttered drawers of my kitchen.

  • @Dusk3e
    @Dusk3e Місяць тому

    ive been in the military for 11 years, and my grandfather who is a retired CWO3 gave me his P38 he had in the cold war, i can confirm its multitool use, as its gotten me out of some entertainable moments in my career. tho the gerber (now discontinued) model i have has done equal if not more things in the same decade (i bought it in 2014 as an e-2)

  • @emgab1481
    @emgab1481 2 місяці тому +1

    Now thats what i like to see a funny but not comicly detailed thumbnail

  • @dhuffu
    @dhuffu 2 місяці тому +2

    I’m just here for the thumbnail

  • @The_epic_face
    @The_epic_face 2 місяці тому +1

    I actually bought one and yes it actually did say “a rock or something”

  • @chadreese9501
    @chadreese9501 2 місяці тому

    This is great stuff, you earned my sub!

  • @scottrok13
    @scottrok13 2 місяці тому +1

    “Get that out onto a tray. NICE!” -STEVEMRE1989

  • @nick_knows_stuff
    @nick_knows_stuff Місяць тому

    Combine the John Wayne paper with the instant coffee for a caffeine pouch for the lip

  • @manicmechanic448
    @manicmechanic448 2 місяці тому +2

    The P51 can openers are awesome.

    • @stephweasenforth7891
      @stephweasenforth7891 2 місяці тому +1

      p38/P51 can opener, baling wire, and a Pringles can (full sized) will fix the breather tube of an 87 Bronco II well enough to limp it to the parts store.
      My dad had that brilliant idea one day in the woods when I was a kid.

    • @manicmechanic448
      @manicmechanic448 2 місяці тому

      @@stephweasenforth7891 chief. He could have taken the breather completely off, and it would have ran fine. No sensors.

    • @stephweasenforth7891
      @stephweasenforth7891 2 місяці тому

      @@manicmechanic448 at the time, I’m not sure that crossed his mind. It probably did when talking to the guy at the parts store though

    • @manicmechanic448
      @manicmechanic448 2 місяці тому

      @@stephweasenforth7891 👍

  • @JasonSpreyer
    @JasonSpreyer 2 місяці тому

    I like how Simple history animators do movies and video games characters

  • @julietlima5564
    @julietlima5564 2 місяці тому +1

    Tabasco sauce is life!

  • @thelivingbranch
    @thelivingbranch 2 місяці тому

    the ranger wipe -paper and finger - my wife just flipped out on me - airborne all the way and jump with a roll in the ruck after learning the hard way

  • @bradleyheath9029
    @bradleyheath9029 2 місяці тому +6

    Matrix reference in the current thumbnail

  • @granrun8609
    @granrun8609 2 місяці тому +1

    When will it ever be strawberries?-words from a frenchman.

  • @mrbigw100
    @mrbigw100 Місяць тому +1

    We used the 💩 paper to make a ranger pouch where you put some paper in your palm then put instant coffee in it wrap it up and put in under your lip for long watches

  • @nizalmuhammad9689
    @nizalmuhammad9689 2 місяці тому +4

    Nice thumbnail

  • @DD-vn2ev
    @DD-vn2ev 2 місяці тому +3

    We had "inter dental stimulator packet" ... toothpick

  • @bocollins5219
    @bocollins5219 Місяць тому

    I've always got my p38 on my key chain, perfect lil tool.

  • @bob_the_bomb4508
    @bob_the_bomb4508 2 місяці тому +1

    John Wayne TP? Meh. We used to dream of such TP…you need to try the 5 sheets of shiny tracing paper we used to get in British ration packs back in the day…

  • @agentp6621
    @agentp6621 18 днів тому

    The Aussies had the FRED can opener modeled after the P-38/P-51 that had a spoon built in.

  • @RealJonNewton
    @RealJonNewton 27 днів тому

    That "gum" is an IED. You're supposed to chew each piece separately and then mash them together, rub it around like epoxy, shape it in place, put in your blasting cap and run out the wire. Just like a claymore but smaller

  • @Bobcat_X
    @Bobcat_X 2 місяці тому

    Amazing thumbnail choice

  • @not_theone8196
    @not_theone8196 8 днів тому

    Woho let’s go simple history video for today

  • @Awesomethingness
    @Awesomethingness Місяць тому

    Lightnings and mustangs...love how the 51 is the larger of the two.

  • @russiancreambackw0ods
    @russiancreambackw0ods Місяць тому

    3:27 Is this why I now got nightmares for a whole week?

  • @FordShelbyGT500_09
    @FordShelbyGT500_09 2 місяці тому +3

    THE THUMBNAI- *WHEEZE*

  • @11_ignatio_claudio64
    @11_ignatio_claudio64 2 місяці тому +2

    EYO STEVE MENTIONED HERE!

  • @archaicfossil4263
    @archaicfossil4263 Місяць тому

    3:06 xylitol gum is known to induce laxative effects in some people and at higher dosages perhaps some soldiers are more sensitive to its effects and it really does give them a loose bowel

  • @felixdagger549
    @felixdagger549 2 місяці тому +2

    Guys i found p38's cheap at wermacht military surplus for a quid each.

  • @jinx3278
    @jinx3278 2 місяці тому

    I remember hearing the laxative gum thing even in air force basic training

  • @JohnSmith-he5ip
    @JohnSmith-he5ip 22 дні тому

    I was buying items prepping for apocalyptic scenarios. I came across the p38-51 by accident, now it's the only way I open canned foods.

  • @robert3731
    @robert3731 2 місяці тому

    Grew up an Army Brat in the 80s and 90s and that's the only way I knew to open a can was with a P51 and P38. I have a couple now.

  • @xxralphie17xx
    @xxralphie17xx 2 місяці тому

    Take the mre toilet paper put you're instant coffee packet on it and roll it up for a "ranger" dip

  • @blackwater2192
    @blackwater2192 2 місяці тому

    Gotta be the most unhinged animations I've ever seen from this channel.

  • @rex7680
    @rex7680 2 місяці тому

    I love military food videos

  • @ReviveHF
    @ReviveHF 2 місяці тому +1

    Real Fact : Current French Army MRE is way better than the food catering offered to the athletes at 2024 Paris Summer Olympic Games in terms of taste and nutritional value.

  • @Larry660
    @Larry660 2 місяці тому

    My understanding is that the P38 and P51 can openers were both named after their length in millimeters.

  • @Footting1212
    @Footting1212 2 місяці тому +1

    I wish the mre Wish had an option to bring what ever gun for home

  • @elflakeador09
    @elflakeador09 2 місяці тому

    That keeps product seems just like magic beans.

  • @monk_friendo3650
    @monk_friendo3650 2 місяці тому

    LOL love the thumbnail!

  • @billietyree2214
    @billietyree2214 2 місяці тому

    I actually enjoyed my C Rats in Korea. They were dated 1942 and had a good variety. The only ones that I routinely threw as far as I could was the cans of Pork and Applesauce. Whoever came up with that?

  • @troynov1965
    @troynov1965 2 місяці тому

    If your in a middle of a war and daily battles i dont think you would worry about if a cig might give you cancer or not.

  • @tyhite100
    @tyhite100 19 днів тому

    He had to hold back saying “joint” so hard.

  • @prussiankingdom1693
    @prussiankingdom1693 2 місяці тому

    I just use the paper to clean the carbon in the receiver. Little clp and that good ol paper work wonders.

  • @hydrofudgezlanimated2237
    @hydrofudgezlanimated2237 2 місяці тому +1

    Could you do a video on the Sihang Warehouse?

  • @ironsight7627
    @ironsight7627 2 місяці тому +1

    New mre will have to come with a small zyn can

  • @night-x6793
    @night-x6793 2 місяці тому

    They still make P38 because I bought some from Amazon a few years ago and just like the 1911 good things last.

  • @lunarshield8944
    @lunarshield8944 Місяць тому

    Lol I wasn't expecting the mention of Steve1989

  • @greyempireproductions398
    @greyempireproductions398 2 місяці тому

    lets have more episodes about dictators

  • @PyrrhoX
    @PyrrhoX 2 місяці тому

    we used the toilet paper squares as pouches to make ranger dip with.

  • @davidgriffin9247
    @davidgriffin9247 2 місяці тому

    It wasn't LEARNED how cancerous cigarettes are in the 70s, it's been known for way longer than that. Tobacco industry finally was unable to contain it any longer, and with lucrative defense contracts, kind of can't blame them

  • @РусскийРатник
    @РусскийРатник 2 місяці тому

    8:25 The bear ate the last cigarette

  • @ryleeculla5570
    @ryleeculla5570 2 місяці тому

    Will you ever cover the Napoleonic wars

  • @codenamebravo2211
    @codenamebravo2211 2 місяці тому

    mre tissue aka "getting to know ur inner self" 😂

  • @CCC-b1n
    @CCC-b1n 2 місяці тому

    I think it's a coincidence that there's both a P38 and P51 can opener, and a P-38 and P-51 fighter aircraft.

  • @Isaiahbowling10
    @Isaiahbowling10 2 місяці тому

    Question should i join the army or air force? Id like air force but ima ask my pastor to choose and i need a public vote. P.S great video simple history!

  • @rex7680
    @rex7680 2 місяці тому

    Can you do a video on what happen to POWs taken by rome or cartidge?