Guess Who but for what your girlfriend wants for dinner

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  • Опубліковано 21 чер 2024
  • Is it........ food? no? COOL.
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    it really is a constantly battle, just to postmates something you already said 4 HOURS AGO.
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    what food did we miss ??
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    Shot/Edited by ‪@johnyo‬
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    if ur still reading this go comment "shoulda got sushi"
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 267

  • @user-oq5bq5xi3w
    @user-oq5bq5xi3w 10 днів тому +430

    "You burn poptarts"
    "You hit curbs"
    "Okay"

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ 9 днів тому +5

      Yes, that is in fact what they said in the video. You did a really good job of typing it out like they said it and adding absolutely nothing to it.

    • @user-ik7fw4tc6k
      @user-ik7fw4tc6k 8 днів тому +5

      We all heard it in the video, no need to recap

    • @y.e.e.t
      @y.e.e.t 5 днів тому +1

      I didn’t watch the video, very helpful 👍

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 2 дні тому

      Stenographer

  • @TJTALON67
    @TJTALON67 10 днів тому +472

    “Cellulite like Verizon” had me dying 😂😂

    • @fuzati3000
      @fuzati3000 10 днів тому +1

      explain please

    • @cynomyS
      @cynomyS 9 днів тому

      @@fuzati3000the word sounds similar to “cellular”, google the word if you don’t know what it means

    • @11antpile
      @11antpile 9 днів тому

      @@fuzati3000 Verizon would be cellular. Cellulite is fat.

    • @shiroyasha_007
      @shiroyasha_007 7 днів тому +1

      @@fuzati3000 Verizon is cellular

  • @TheChamp91100
    @TheChamp91100 10 днів тому +384

    "WE COULD TACO-BOUT OUR FUTURE"
    *DAMAGE CONTROL*
    "NEVERMIND" 😂😂

  • @Nice_Guy3012
    @Nice_Guy3012 10 днів тому +211

    “There’s Mercury in retrograde”😭😭

  • @sanjanaramachandran5627
    @sanjanaramachandran5627 10 днів тому +170

    "Do you even like food?"
    "Do you even know me?"

    • @Batmann_
      @Batmann_ 9 днів тому +4

      Do you even do anything except regurgitate what you just heard?

    • @user-ik7fw4tc6k
      @user-ik7fw4tc6k 8 днів тому +2

      Yeah we heard, no need to recap

  • @a.williams8
    @a.williams8 10 днів тому +325

    "You burn poptarts"💀

  • @Mason15th
    @Mason15th 9 днів тому +28

    Bro I literally called that they were gonna say, “It’s Sunday”🤣😭

  • @Firesidetalker
    @Firesidetalker 10 днів тому +72

    "You've never tried my Step Dad Scramble. It hits... and so do I." Genuine spit take! 😂

  • @danielj3010
    @danielj3010 10 днів тому +191

    "That's like free healthcare"

  • @fasadogg7715
    @fasadogg7715 10 днів тому +85

    "Do you even like food?!"🤣

  • @kingoffailsz
    @kingoffailsz 8 днів тому +14

    bringing up sushi at the very end after rejecting it first was wild

  • @Gravvvyyy
    @Gravvvyyy 10 днів тому +146

    "Are you a divorced dad!?"..
    It's just breakfast....😭😭😭😭😭..and I've never been married but sheesh.

    • @michaelsmith953
      @michaelsmith953 10 днів тому +3

      It's not even breakfast lol...any breakfast food on it's own is dinner but suddenly you combine them and it "has to be consumed at breakfast" like no I also have bacon in blt's, eat egg salad, and have toasted sandwiches, sausages and/or beans for dinner...

    • @Gravvvyyy
      @Gravvvyyy 10 днів тому +2

      @michaelsmith953 no bro, I get what you're trying to say, but it's definitely breakfast food.

    • @michaelsmith953
      @michaelsmith953 10 днів тому +2

      @@Gravvvyyy you're probably someone who still thinks cereal is breakfast and not literal snack food sold by corporations as breakfast

    • @Gravvvyyy
      @Gravvvyyy 10 днів тому +2

      @michaelsmith953 .....it's about the obvious connotation and stigma behind the items. Come on bro. I shouldn't have to explain this....I obviously (took offense((Not really)) to the concept because I like to make breakfast for dinner at times as well. So I have no idea whatvtoure on about

    • @michaelsmith953
      @michaelsmith953 10 днів тому +1

      @Gravvvyyy okay well I couldn't tell you were being sarcastic so thanks for explaining

  • @Jason8823
    @Jason8823 10 днів тому +73

    “We can wear matching ankle monitors” 🤌💋

  • @rockjahh
    @rockjahh 10 днів тому +74

    "you're more of a kid's meal.." 💀

  • @carlocalderon3659
    @carlocalderon3659 10 днів тому +54

    0:37 “Get a pizza that @$$” 😂😂

  • @danielj3010
    @danielj3010 10 днів тому +66

    "It's Sunday"

  • @alecmartinez999
    @alecmartinez999 10 днів тому +27

    The fact you chose to break the 4th wall and clarify the Jared Fogle joke 😂😂 Had me dying

  • @sowii
    @sowii 10 днів тому +20

    This one is so good, you guys' chemistry are off the chart!

  • @lidolf8168
    @lidolf8168 10 днів тому +30

    I've eaten the cheesecake at the cheesecake factory.

    • @MrSomsoc
      @MrSomsoc 10 днів тому +5

      Thank you for starting this comment, I felt heard.
      Who the heck goes to the Cheesecake Factory and doesn't eat what they are supposedly known for?? It's in their name!

    • @lidolf8168
      @lidolf8168 10 днів тому +3

      @@MrSomsoc you're welcome. But yeah they have some of the best cheesecake I've ever had.

    • @beantheirishsetter
      @beantheirishsetter 9 днів тому +3

      The only reason I've ever gone there (2×) is to eat their cheesecake

  • @danc7785
    @danc7785 8 днів тому +5

    "Who the hell is ordering cheesecake at The Cheesecake Factory." As mine empty Cheesecake Factory container of Upside Down Pineapple Cheesecake is across from me 😂

  • @danielj3010
    @danielj3010 10 днів тому +40

    Never go to the mall with a chick, facts.

  • @theheavyartillery
    @theheavyartillery 10 днів тому +12

    Bruh I lost it at "I was scared" 🤣

  • @mat_dee_vbl
    @mat_dee_vbl 10 днів тому +18

    Dejorno and Porno 😂😂

    • @MR-dz8ex
      @MR-dz8ex 7 днів тому

      The new Netflix and chill

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 4 дні тому

      DiGiorno*

    • @mat_dee_vbl
      @mat_dee_vbl 4 дні тому

      @@kennethnwebb I was wondering how to spell that! My autocorrect gave me nothing 😂😂😂

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 4 дні тому

      @@mat_dee_vbl yeah...no probs yow

  • @CedricMiner
    @CedricMiner 9 днів тому +4

    There bread is made out of a yoga mat had me dying 😂

  • @trentenr7255
    @trentenr7255 9 днів тому +16

    "What about sushi" every fucking time. Option one is always it

  • @charlesstone369
    @charlesstone369 10 днів тому +11

    Oh the end is great. 😂

  • @tysonbus
    @tysonbus 10 днів тому +5

    Love the vids and the pod Trevor, keep up the good work!

  • @mishalek4419
    @mishalek4419 10 днів тому +35

    0:37 gonna use this at a dominoes

  • @AJBuddha
    @AJBuddha 10 днів тому +2

    “I want Chicken & Jesus”
    -Squilliam Shakespeare 1792

  • @joeamadeo8889
    @joeamadeo8889 10 днів тому +4

    “I thought we were just fighting” lolz

  • @jbeastt_21
    @jbeastt_21 10 днів тому

    LETS GO! Trev's other guess who bit is so legendary this is such a perfect continuance- so fire

  • @Narutothebestshow
    @Narutothebestshow 10 днів тому +1

    This was such a good video. Definitely top 2 that you've posted

  • @saywhat83
    @saywhat83 10 днів тому +17

    Cellulite. Like Verizon? Hahaha

  • @dedly_bloom
    @dedly_bloom 10 днів тому +1

    The behind the scenes in the skit is so good!! I love it

  • @jamo3976
    @jamo3976 10 днів тому +3

    One of his best ever… nonstop hits

  • @taniyachatterjee5866
    @taniyachatterjee5866 11 годин тому

    Podcast please!!!! Y'all would feed off of each other's energy so good!!

  • @marshallfish121
    @marshallfish121 8 днів тому +2

    “YOU HIT CURBS!” oh, I thought we were fighting

  • @joshcrespin2200
    @joshcrespin2200 10 днів тому +11

    This is so real bro 🙏😭

  • @stevencraeynest7729
    @stevencraeynest7729 10 днів тому +1

    This was amazing

  • @GirlytheCorgi
    @GirlytheCorgi 7 днів тому

    Pure gold. Pure talent. Well written.

  • @derroneverest4511
    @derroneverest4511 10 днів тому +1

    This is a GENIUS video

  • @Richard-db4rk
    @Richard-db4rk 9 днів тому

    Perfectly done!

  • @keiryyatziry2033
    @keiryyatziry2033 10 днів тому +4

    “How about sushi?”💀

  • @LedNe0nDevil
    @LedNe0nDevil 10 днів тому +2

    wow, this had chemistry !

  • @garyaraoz4574
    @garyaraoz4574 8 днів тому

    They have great chemistry.

  • @dereksmith.
    @dereksmith. 3 дні тому

    "We could've eaten already!" Lol

  • @FunnyV3dGamer
    @FunnyV3dGamer День тому

    Hey! Just watched Pterodactxl...Amazing work Trevor!

  • @GlitchMasterCasey
    @GlitchMasterCasey 2 дні тому

    Sushi 🤣🤣🤣 I’m watching your special on prime ♥️♥️♥️

  • @Cat-xh1gp
    @Cat-xh1gp 6 днів тому

    I've been laughing for 5 minutes straight. Good job!

  • @garyaraoz4574
    @garyaraoz4574 8 днів тому +1

    “The guy takes your order in the middle of the 405”
    Kill me.

  • @aweha
    @aweha 9 днів тому +2

    "You wanna be in a worldstar video?" hahaha

  • @YdrisCortez
    @YdrisCortez День тому

    “You got scared” “you left the room😰”

  • @FunnyV3dGamer
    @FunnyV3dGamer 10 днів тому +1

    You Hit Curbs instant reply😂😂

  • @_LifeofMichael_
    @_LifeofMichael_ 10 днів тому +13

    Trevor, this might be your most ingenious concept EVER. Fucking dying the whole time. 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Veysula007
    @Veysula007 10 днів тому +3

    My boy never misses 😂

  • @Mrs.Williams2022
    @Mrs.Williams2022 10 днів тому

    This is funny. Editing is great.

  • @JoyRob1313
    @JoyRob1313 2 дні тому

    It’s Sunday! Is way too relatable.

  • @narius_jaden215
    @narius_jaden215 9 днів тому +3

    Every picture would have just been "You choose!"

  • @TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd
    @TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd 9 днів тому +1

    the ending omg 😭😭

  • @jcwenstrom4043
    @jcwenstrom4043 10 днів тому +10

    take the broadest option to win 😂

  • @DhanuGaming-cd7eu
    @DhanuGaming-cd7eu 10 днів тому

    Bro is coll as hell❤

  • @liamdurkin7327
    @liamdurkin7327 6 днів тому

    you left the room😂😂

  • @dillonbrooks7807
    @dillonbrooks7807 6 днів тому

    The Mall was so true.

  • @EmilyOlson
    @EmilyOlson 8 днів тому

    The in & out LINEEEE

  • @coffeyallday
    @coffeyallday 10 днів тому +4

    What’s Boy Dinner? White Monster and Zyns?

  • @piyush21012
    @piyush21012 10 днів тому +2

    Worst she can say is no
    she: You are more of a kids meal

  • @jaredboltonygo.5108
    @jaredboltonygo.5108 6 днів тому

    I'm good with 1 it looks more clean together

  • @mahmoudbenyoussef5239
    @mahmoudbenyoussef5239 8 днів тому

    most accurate video yet

  • @OG_Cool_Cat
    @OG_Cool_Cat 9 днів тому

    I felt that “I’m sober” when talking about carbs. Going low carb was like detoxing. It was ROUGH and I could relapse at any time. 😂

  • @PartisanOgrae
    @PartisanOgrae 7 днів тому

    Accurate

  • @MTNLIFERANCH
    @MTNLIFERANCH 8 днів тому

    Legendary! 😂

  • @EweCantSeeMe
    @EweCantSeeMe 4 дні тому

    The second he said chick-fil-a i knew it was gonna be sunday 😂

  • @Robman92
    @Robman92 6 днів тому

    I have eaten cheesecake at the cheesecake factory. The reason I visited it on my US trip 😅

  • @AndreaDoesYoga
    @AndreaDoesYoga 10 днів тому

    🤣 The struggle is real, choosing dinner is always a game! 🍔🍣

  • @enigmaticgale7436
    @enigmaticgale7436 5 днів тому +2

    "I'm used to tiny meat, but not tonight".

  • @andresvillasenor
    @andresvillasenor 9 днів тому

    "What abt sushi?" Best ending 😂

  • @liamdurkin7327
    @liamdurkin7327 6 днів тому

    ong its always Sundays when I want chic fil a

  • @j.g.3293
    @j.g.3293 10 днів тому

    Unironically kind of a fire way to figure out what to eat

  • @jessemontanez7264
    @jessemontanez7264 5 днів тому

    I felt that last one lmfao wife and I agreed on chic Fila and we were heading into the car and everything driving up and like a minute before we got there I realized that it was Sunday and we ended up grabbing taco bell right next door to the closed chic Fila instead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MichaelRobertHart
    @MichaelRobertHart 7 днів тому

    there's too many amazing lines here

  • @heavylift47
    @heavylift47 8 днів тому +1

    It's me. I'm the one eating all of the cheesecakes at Cheesecake factory. It's a smorgasbord of decadent, creamy gluttony, and I'm here for it. I'll never stop.

  • @babinsk2
    @babinsk2 10 днів тому

    thank you for not posting this on sunday. about to go get chick fil a now.

  • @warrpedd
    @warrpedd 10 днів тому +1

    If this video doesn't go viral, I don't understand humanity.

  • @mochachi8578
    @mochachi8578 10 днів тому

    THIS IS THE GODDAMN WORLD WIDE PHENOMENAL!

  • @da1zed
    @da1zed 10 днів тому

    This is so fucking funny lol

  • @jeffreymoscardelli8428
    @jeffreymoscardelli8428 4 дні тому

    The just pick a place is soo related in many relationships

  • @18ricaco
    @18ricaco 4 дні тому

    Craving chickfila on a Sunday is the worst thing 😂

  • @derroneverest4511
    @derroneverest4511 10 днів тому

    Trevor you fucking mastermind

  • @marvdatboi
    @marvdatboi 10 днів тому

    Mrs. Pumpkins been wilding out

  • @Mex_9
    @Mex_9 5 днів тому +1

    1:03 we know trevor, we know

  • @kristinchong629
    @kristinchong629 9 днів тому

    He gets it. He really gets it.

  • @rustedcactus115
    @rustedcactus115 10 днів тому +5

    Last time I tied you up you cried
    I WAS SCARED
    valid

  • @F1nalPich0nPX
    @F1nalPich0nPX 10 днів тому

    I knew it would be Sunday lol

  • @SoapworthyProductions
    @SoapworthyProductions 8 днів тому

    Every time we eat out for dinner this is the dumb game I play lol

  • @Ramiiel
    @Ramiiel 10 днів тому

    Okay. Y'all make good videos together 😂 for a min I thought it was a vid with your real gf

  • @mardochealy8923
    @mardochealy8923 10 днів тому

    Dying 😂

  • @_TrueDesire_
    @_TrueDesire_ 10 днів тому

    2:36 we have a 5 hour road trip tomorrow, do you wanna risk it? 🤣

  • @q.b.3828
    @q.b.3828 10 днів тому +1

    Ill do the mall stuff for pf changz

  • @mecsmith22
    @mecsmith22 10 днів тому

    Two of my favorite things...hilarity and truth. F****** A.

  • @nickvangeel
    @nickvangeel 10 днів тому

    "If your all natural then what the hell is lip filler??? " I'm using that