I can just imagine Sajam walking into your house and commentating while he looks for ways to kill you, until chat has enough points to play the holy and sacred game
Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
Terumi is the main of all the people who got told as a child that their laugh is weird and now suffer from a debilitating need to fix themselves for everything that may or may not be cringe about themselves
10:18-10:34 was the best moment of my life. I peaked. It was better than sex. I felt like GOD Actually, you can stop the video right there nothing happens after just know I'm goated w the sticks and nine loves me I edited the comment for funny
you know im actually enjoying the funny hurtbox moments. also you and josh radiate such bro energy its nice to see, and at this rate i feel as if you've given your friends ptsd over carnage scissors. great vid as always man :)
I unironically had a dream where I was playing blazblue against the cpu with ragna using the sol badguy colors and my dad would stand behind me every few minutes and say "Sol Dudeman" and then walk away
You gotta 236d to do the terumi astral. Its easy though. But you should probably spend you meter doing taunt cancels (basically the 63214a stomp super and RC into a taunt you know you did it right when the opponent's can't tech out and punish you). It doesn't do any optimal damage but it will make the other player quit.
@@ethanhinton4549 grabbing with terumi is generally a bad idea. You can't get close enough without the opponent noticing that you're trying to grab them.
@@TheExiled112 1: I was talking about comboing into astral, not in general. 236D is definitely more consistent. 2: 6(B) literally exists for grab plinking.
Skoriath uploading = my serotonin reemerging and yes, Juri is indeed hot. Also I think those Amane colors are actually for Jam from GG but we'll stick with the meme-
Hey did you know that if you play terumi and do the 63214B super and the opponent neutral techs, you can command grab them on wakeup? You can literally blend them over and over again. Its best to test it out on cpu before trying it on players to get the timing down right. You have to use the command grab like a meaty. Although only difference being is that you shouldn't get dp'd.
Huh, no one knows Hibiki 's 236ad is a counter, is it because this is rare,for someone to use it BlazeBlue story is a full on incest, second to Christian. Change my mind.
Fun fact: Jerma will die and he will have my image burned into his mind in his last moments
Hakumen grabbing disjointed hurtboxes will never stop being funny
That clip was enough to create 2 haku-men players
I can just imagine Sajam walking into your house and commentating while he looks for ways to kill you, until chat has enough points to play the holy and sacred game
Nine looks so confident when doing the burst, it makes the punish all the funnier
Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.
sir this is hollow knight
Sir this is monster hunter
sir this is sol glueman
sir this is Rogna the blueround
thanks for reminding me son, you know i have dementia
Terumi is the main of all the people who got told as a child that their laugh is weird and now suffer from a debilitating need to fix themselves for everything that may or may not be cringe about themselves
Damn that was literally me when I played Terumi (thankfully I play Naoto now but you really hit it on the head)
Dammit that's true for me.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it.
Which is funny because Terumi lives on cringe and rage. No need to fix perfection
NO NO NO NO NO-
People say that one thing over and over again gets boring after a while.
The people were wrong, this is still the best comedy anime I've ever seen.
10:18-10:34 was the best moment of my life. I peaked. It was better than sex. I felt like GOD
Actually, you can stop the video right there nothing happens after just know I'm goated w the sticks and nine loves me
I edited the comment for funny
Rare footage of Ragna actually losing
See the Jam alt and going "sol badguy" cause red has got to be peak glue brain
these videos have more or less been the reason I've gotten into the blazblue series to begin with and I do not regret buying this game
2:34 you call them subhuman when you know for a god damn fact you would do the same with Ragna 5B
I'm so sad the poll to name this episode didn't include "Speaking of incest" as an option. That would have been a hilarious title
At the end you can just hear genuine fear
you know im actually enjoying the funny hurtbox moments. also you and josh radiate such bro energy its nice to see, and at this rate i feel as if you've given your friends ptsd over carnage scissors. great vid as always man :)
8:47 Josh: "Should've said Rushia"
Skoriath: *_*shows Vox*_*
thats the joke
8:40 what was her name again?
@@pedrovaladao1593 Nyanners
Can confirm, Hakumen gameplay looks exactly like what I just saw.
It's always funny to see the video titles/suggestions in the Community tab and waiting for the context for how these weird words came to be.
I unironically had a dream where I was playing blazblue against the cpu with ragna using the sol badguy colors and my dad would stand behind me every few minutes and say "Sol Dudeman" and then walk away
'When do I get to press buttons' says the Nine player.
Run forward into raw Carnage Scissors will never stop being funny. It works every time against everyone.
"it's eight" that was unfair, my guard was down LMFAO
5:11 omg HAHAH
You’re gonna actually get me killed it is too late for me to be laughing this hard
"God I really want Amane to.."
Finish the damn sentence
You gotta 236d to do the terumi astral. Its easy though. But you should probably spend you meter doing taunt cancels (basically the 63214a stomp super and RC into a taunt you know you did it right when the opponent's can't tech out and punish you). It doesn't do any optimal damage but it will make the other player quit.
terumi astral is a true combo off of normal hit 5D for
some reason lmao
@@MediKitt 5d if used at too long of a range will not go into 236d.
Grab DOES work but not in the corner.
@@ethanhinton4549 grabbing with terumi is generally a bad idea. You can't get close enough without the opponent noticing that you're trying to grab them.
@@TheExiled112 1: I was talking about comboing into astral, not in general. 236D is definitely more consistent.
2: 6(B) literally exists for grab plinking.
Happy 15th bday BlazBlue
An event that lead up to this video
6:50 There it is, the reoccurring joke.
6:35 There is no reason Carnage Scissors funny hitbox should be this funny to me
i don't think anything will ever be as funny as "y'know chat..."
If only we all could be made of high quality glue...
6:50 This will never not be funny
RESPECT THE LEG
9:04
Ragna: Alright let's try this again.
the breathing at 7:19 makes for a sick beat
You guys are the Lobby shenanigans of Blazblue
Mismatching vtubers is something that I didn't know would make me as upset as it did.
Also, play Melty Blood. Neko Arc is in it now.
9:07 truly a sol dudeguy mixup
Time to turn on my "🤓" mod: that Amane color actually isn't Sol Badguy. This is Jam Kuradoberi color
🤓🤓🤓
well skoriath does it again. makes an absolute banger of a video
Skoriath uploading = my serotonin reemerging and yes, Juri is indeed hot.
Also I think those Amane colors are actually for Jam from GG but we'll stick with the meme-
omg you're picking up hakumen at last? this is gonna be disastrous
9:11 peak gaming
Alternate world where sajam is no longer asking, it will kill whether you like it or not
goodness gracious the content is astoundingly good
This ending I love it
My first video of your content, I love this like hakumen loves neutral
Idk why 9:34 with them doing nothing absolutely killed me for 2 minutes straight. Fuck you guys for making me choke on air. Love yall 💕
I’m really appreciate all this blazblue content. You don’t find a lot of that anymore
everybody askin will it kill until they see Hakumen grabs someone for the 5th time in a row
Holy shit what's that carnage scissors song you used I bet whoever made it is really good looking (:
Loving the content and memes from everything. Keep up the good work skor, see you in the discord fellow glue eaters
9:12 im not gonna sugarcoat it
when i was watching the premiere, i thought the playback broke at the end
if skoriath were to rob a bank, he would do it with the sol badguy colours
you guys need the degen type friend who isnt afraid to narrate bb lore
basically, a terumi/susan player
this video made me rethink my entire life
I watched this video on my kitchen floor. Spiritual experience honestly
8:58
_Glocks don't have safeties._
BLAM
_"DESTROYED!"_
2:36 YOU CANNOT KILL ME
Terumi was there for like 5 seconds i'll take what i can get
9:36 least parry fishy Hakumeme mirror
The sajam jokes are too good
When are we getting Metal Glue Solid starring Es from the Glue eater society?
Wait, a Nine player being unable to press buttons against a Ragna player? Say wha?
Carnage Scissors :)
4:07 WHAT IS THIS SAUCE
Can't believe there's ppl still playing BB and making god tier content to boot.
Hey did you know that if you play terumi and do the 63214B super and the opponent neutral techs, you can command grab them on wakeup? You can literally blend them over and over again.
Its best to test it out on cpu before trying it on players to get the timing down right. You have to use the command grab like a meaty. Although only difference being is that you shouldn't get dp'd.
I hate that every vtuber was wrong and also the fact that my brain is poisoned enough to know them all by name
"Speaking of incest?"
Well, I know how I'm going to spend my hour now
2:36 OOOOOOOOOHHHHH LULLABYYYYYYY
DON'T STOP, UNTIL I FALL IN FLAMES!
DUDE, I WAS PLAYING FUCKING Skyrim: Elder Scrolls V ™️ , AND YOU COME OUT WITH GOOD SHIT ON MY FRIDAY NIGHT?!? MY DUDE YOU MAKE MY NIPPLES FLAP
I kinda wanted terumi to do 66C into OD 632146D for that juicy 7k dmg overkill.
10:19 is this the first time Nine won on this channel cause it sure felt like it
1:18 please what is the banger track that plays during this
check description
@@Skoriath ty
Each time the wrong vtuber showed up on screen I heard a vine boom
My name's Jeremy..what the hell did I do
3/7 no random hakkymans 236236d
4:29
....that's just Kneesocks from Panty and Stocking...that's kind of incredible.
Tjese vids are just the best
hakumen is mexican because whenever both players pick him the fight tends to become a mexican standoff
Sol niceguy
I wish my friends were this funny
Huh, no one knows Hibiki 's 236ad is a counter, is it because this is rare,for someone to use it
BlazeBlue story is a full on incest, second to Christian. Change my mind.
And yes 4:13 mid has been completely dispensed
And surprisingly enough, most of it comes from Jin trying to muderfuck Ragna.
@@pedroportela6476 Huh..
Siblings are weird......
HOURS DROP NICK WHERE IS IT
also good end screen 10/10
315.9
4:08
SPOILER: It's not Sol Badguy colors.
Why don't they block Carnage Scissor? seems like the optimal line to me.
And so they witnessed a murder
9:12
The best part was youtube autoplaying a will it kill after the last clip lmao
will it kill?
no
will it get me a grilfriend?
nope
will it impress my friends?
no
will it make me feel cool?
YES
already lost channel points on the first question chief
4:20 LITTLE DID HE KNOW EIGHT IS A CANON BLAZBLUE CHARACTER.
They're Boring.
Subhuman guilty gear moment?!?!1
WHY DOES "RED TEXT™" SOUNDS SO MUCHE LIKE CALLMECARSON
carnage scissors : )
Carnage Scissors.
11:02 oh my fucking God my name is Jeremy
dudeguy ??
literally me ahah
a venn diagram continuing to overlap with boymoders and fg players now that bridget and testament are out (lol) and back in game
5:20 agreed nick
Sun Atrociousdude
Lunar Goodgirl
Yall should collab with awesomesac sometime