Casually Explained: How to Read the Stock Market

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2024

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  • @kaiden3374
    @kaiden3374 5 років тому +2997

    Step 1: invest
    Step 2: sell
    Step 3: profit
    Step 4: buy more monitors with profit
    Step 5: repeat

    • @hasanburakunal4536
      @hasanburakunal4536 4 роки тому +29

      wait... how many monitors do we need???

    • @marp.youtube
      @marp.youtube 4 роки тому +63

      Oh shit I have about 50 monitors HELP

    • @deeganschenck7116
      @deeganschenck7116 4 роки тому +4

      Hasan Burak Ünal yes

    • @Clorxo
      @Clorxo 4 роки тому +27

      @@hasanburakunal4536 more monitors = more gains

    • @ilynomad
      @ilynomad 4 роки тому +5

      @@hasanburakunal4536 Enough monitors so every single ticker symbol that exists has its own monitor in your room

  • @MichaelJayValueInvesting
    @MichaelJayValueInvesting 6 років тому +6750

    Everyone knows the more monitors you have the better trader you are.

    • @aamirbasir5464
      @aamirbasir5464 6 років тому +180

      Michael Jay - Value Investing
      Don’t forget the Ferrari and lambs and drinking martinis on the beach with your laptop and the $3,000 courses you scam to ...I mean sell to beginners

    • @pique3124
      @pique3124 6 років тому +9

      Michael Jay - Value Investing And the more hookers and coke you have

    • @kltpurp2206
      @kltpurp2206 6 років тому +2

      The more monsters you have the better of a human being you are in general, much power many monitors

    • @kinocchio
      @kinocchio 6 років тому +3

      120hz refresh rate

    • @leatherDarkhorse
      @leatherDarkhorse 6 років тому

      Michael Jay - Value Investing latest is smartphone or tablet 😂

  • @TalkingNonsense
    @TalkingNonsense 6 років тому +14744

    I swear you have a different microphone every single video

    • @reymike4971
      @reymike4971 6 років тому +71

      Talking Nonsense different microphones, different voices

    • @RHStevens1986
      @RHStevens1986 6 років тому +307

      This isn't Professionally Explained

    • @matthewhiggs5274
      @matthewhiggs5274 6 років тому +4

      Talking Nonsense ikr

    • @probably4943
      @probably4943 5 років тому +4

      Talking Nonsense i was your 400000th subscriber, I only subbed to make it a nice number

    • @myrech
      @myrech 5 років тому +2

      @@probably4943 pog

  • @MrFindX
    @MrFindX 6 років тому +6480

    3 videos in one week. Time to buy CasuallyExplained stock

    • @arcbrush
      @arcbrush 6 років тому +222

      Didn't you watch the video? We're at the 3rd Warren Range. Now he won't post for half a year and the stock will fall.

    • @roywapsy3367
      @roywapsy3367 6 років тому +6

      Zina Koziner then short the stocks

    • @tantarudragos
      @tantarudragos 6 років тому +2

      id say it would be better to short it at this point

    • @roberdonaldoreyessachez6745
      @roberdonaldoreyessachez6745 6 років тому

      Pepas

    • @danielhakimi
      @danielhakimi 6 років тому +1

      I really hope he can get that O'Ptasia

  • @Groxseum
    @Groxseum 6 років тому +8990

    BUY HIGH
    SELL LOW

    • @Groxseum
      @Groxseum 6 років тому +71

      FlyingNimbus *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Kevin-it4fh
      @Kevin-it4fh 6 років тому +144

      Well yeah, if you want to make money shorting

    • @JoseAnd97
      @JoseAnd97 6 років тому +78

      KNOWLEDGE

    • @Debayansen_92
      @Debayansen_92 6 років тому +30

      @@Kevin-it4fh what? How will you make money if you buy high and sell low 😑

    • @Kevin-it4fh
      @Kevin-it4fh 6 років тому +73

      @@Debayansen_92 you borrow shares, sell it right away, then buy the same number of shares at a lower price for a profit.

  • @therealbrappuccino
    @therealbrappuccino 6 років тому +6960

    *makes 12 cent profit over 40 days in penny stocks*
    THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

    • @Slayer021800
      @Slayer021800 4 роки тому +64

      Benjamin Natividad stonks

    • @moonease4173
      @moonease4173 4 роки тому +50

      Must be investing with 100$, stop being a pussy throw in 5k

    • @henrytheninja1163
      @henrytheninja1163 4 роки тому +90

      That’s a huge gain if you have a couple million shares

    • @Luis-mj4ok
      @Luis-mj4ok 4 роки тому +28

      Moonease not everyone has that money. I would love to start investing but I just don’t have the money for it currently. I have a job but am saving up for a car + college

    • @peril3524
      @peril3524 4 роки тому +7

      @@moonease4173 wasent the stock market a good way to burn money?

  • @BeerByTheNumbers
    @BeerByTheNumbers 6 років тому +3006

    Best strategy is to pick the companies that sound the coolest

    • @karenagenhunder1803
      @karenagenhunder1803 6 років тому +182

      Beer By The Numbers yeah I went with AZI N they are a brand new company selling crosses and red flags wierd thing is only bald people are interested

    • @pc_screen5478
      @pc_screen5478 6 років тому +43

      IKR that's why i put all my money into gamespot. Such a cool name

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 6 років тому +17

      AH SEU VOU pfft. What about company called freakin THOR

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 6 років тому +6

      Pick capcom.

    • @randomusername.5605
      @randomusername.5605 6 років тому +6

      Beer By The Numbers $IQ all day baby

  • @seppedelanghe5111
    @seppedelanghe5111 3 роки тому +426

    This channel is just the real life quote: “If you can’t explain something simple, you do not understand the subject enough”. This guy gotta be wicked smart

  • @yogicore
    @yogicore 6 років тому +3358

    "getting 4 stocked"
    shoutouts to melee

    • @Lightclops
      @Lightclops 6 років тому +104

      Yogi I'm glad I'm not the only one that got that

    • @psload9458
      @psload9458 6 років тому +73

      But was it a JV?

    • @TheItVirusGaming
      @TheItVirusGaming 6 років тому +98

      I love it when I find little smash Melee references in videos like this.

    • @shatterdpixel
      @shatterdpixel 6 років тому +13

      Eyy what’s your guys’s main? I’m personally a marth

    • @andreamazzeo4306
      @andreamazzeo4306 6 років тому +23

      After I heard it I searched in the comments to see if someone got the joke :)

  • @CEngineer
    @CEngineer 6 років тому +4004

    Ah now I know how to invest my money on runescape, ty

    • @Shantanushetty33
      @Shantanushetty33 6 років тому +51

      TYC Idea, Turn 10m into 100m in 2 weeks, by only merching.

    • @qwertzqwertz7618
      @qwertzqwertz7618 6 років тому +90

      Why is runescape following me everywhere

    • @connemignonne
      @connemignonne 6 років тому +10

      @C Engineer this idiot forgot the part where you're meant to invest into mint cakes

    • @KempQ
      @KempQ 6 років тому +31

      Ayy

    • @ranadips
      @ranadips 6 років тому +10

      I am C Investor

  • @Gamerstupid
    @Gamerstupid 6 років тому +1526

    which allows you to lose money on 4 trades at once...

    • @MikeOck88
      @MikeOck88 4 роки тому +1

      Funny seeing you here

    • @ZacklFair
      @ZacklFair 3 роки тому

      @Halcon Serrano Thirty Six? Try to monitor every Crypto Currency, cause you bought them all.

    • @m.a.156
      @m.a.156 3 роки тому +2

      only 4 lost ... those are rookie numbers

  • @PositiveInvesting
    @PositiveInvesting 6 років тому +3927

    *I watched the first 30 seconds and I was like... "this is too educational...." then sure enough a few seconds later, CASUALLY EXPLAINED Hit!*

    • @KrushKingdom
      @KrushKingdom 6 років тому +3

      Same

    • @Shvabicu
      @Shvabicu 6 років тому +138

      I was like..."wait a minute...these are actual financial facts"...and then... :D

    • @TheHagfish
      @TheHagfish 6 років тому +30

      Alejandro Garcia Shut up dork

    • @rhys0564
      @rhys0564 6 років тому +31

      Alejandro Garcia And so much more arrogant too, Congrats!

    • @itsabraham6625
      @itsabraham6625 6 років тому +4

      Alejandro Garcia lol I'm 17 and no one cares kid

  • @TheBodyOnPC
    @TheBodyOnPC 6 років тому +1064

    "This video will help you learn what to do in case you accidentally make a return on your investment. "

  • @monsy_the_goooooust
    @monsy_the_goooooust 4 роки тому +288

    10 years later :
    a trainee: sir how did you get so good at reading the stock market
    me smoking a 1000 dollar cigar: I learned from the best teacher

  • @813Productions
    @813Productions 6 років тому +2184

    The isosceles Buffet was my nickname in high school.

    • @TooltipTinkerer
      @TooltipTinkerer 6 років тому +78

      Now I've got to hear this story.

    • @atop856
      @atop856 6 років тому +61

      You must be fun at Bar Mitzvahs

    • @frankleeaburto
      @frankleeaburto 6 років тому +15

      I demand the story

    • @joycebirrey725
      @joycebirrey725 6 років тому +5

      _please tell me why you got that nickname._

    • @LordKnowsBlue
      @LordKnowsBlue 6 років тому

      Isn’t warren buffet an actual guy?

  • @Ganulous
    @Ganulous 6 років тому +138

    "Most traders like to have at least four screens running simultaneously, which allows you to lose money on up to four trades at once. This is called getting four-stocked."
    unplug ya controller dawg

  • @danylogutsulyak1265
    @danylogutsulyak1265 4 роки тому +2851

    I don’t know if I’m being educated or if this is a troll.

  • @steve_matin
    @steve_matin 4 роки тому +461

    "your portfolio can only drop by 100 percent"
    *Laughs in shortseller*

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 6 років тому +1095

    This video will be used in future business schools.
    "Analysis of 2018 Trading Terminology"
    They will be so confused.

    • @anansagung8321
      @anansagung8321 6 років тому

      I think i know you from linus/d2d correct me if im wrong lul

    • @VirtuallySane
      @VirtuallySane 6 років тому +1

      come back to rrl or write discord. We miss youu

    • @professorneila2941
      @professorneila2941 6 років тому +3

      It's already in the curricula in the 2019 Q1 Finance 101

  • @cookster69
    @cookster69 6 років тому +5038

    "This is called getting 4 stocked" I actually love you

    • @andrew66769
      @andrew66769 5 років тому +18

      4HEad

    • @andersonklein3587
      @andersonklein3587 5 років тому +52

      I didn't get the joke. Would you mind to explain?

    • @adamernest5998
      @adamernest5998 5 років тому +418

      @@andersonklein3587 It's a super smash bros joke. Getting four stocked would be getting killed (KOed) four times wihtout KOing your opponent.

    • @andrew66769
      @andrew66769 5 років тому +3

      @@josefcech ???

    • @shesgotstyle2633
      @shesgotstyle2633 5 років тому +19

      Sometimes you can even get jv5'd

  • @travelsofmunch1476
    @travelsofmunch1476 6 років тому +3070

    “This is called crypto currency” 😂😂

    • @snOOfy1723
      @snOOfy1723 4 роки тому +84

      And here am I, holding my bags, still believing it will go up again eventually...

    • @akid3779
      @akid3779 4 роки тому +18

      snOOfy1723 20k incoming

    • @Shajirr_
      @Shajirr_ 4 роки тому +10

      @@osbaldoh6354 "hopefully you held" when something goes -80% it doesn't matter if you held or not, you still lost most of your money. People who Bought crypto in 2017 are still down that much.

    • @akovacs6194
      @akovacs6194 4 роки тому +16

      Shajirr Bitcoin was around 2k USD for 95% of 2017. If you bought at the top of the bubble and held, you deserved to lose 80%.

    • @peanutboy123
      @peanutboy123 4 роки тому +5

      @Ktulu Exactly, if you bought a broom from the supermarket, you don't loose any money because you didn't cash out and its value is still there

  • @StendaH
    @StendaH 6 років тому +453

    "which allows you to lose money on up to four trades at once. This is called getting 'four stocked.'"
    LMAO

    • @dmak1451
      @dmak1451 4 роки тому +4

      love the smash reference

    • @NONO-hz4vo
      @NONO-hz4vo Рік тому

      Took me by surprise. Which is probably why we all love this channel. Never know when a gem is going to drop.

  • @Shajirr_
    @Shajirr_ 4 роки тому +157

    One thing that wasn't mentioned: as soon as you short something, it immediately starts increasing in price

    • @ZacklFair
      @ZacklFair 3 роки тому +7

      Just open long and short on the same stock and you cant lose.

    • @ObscurusAnimus
      @ObscurusAnimus 3 роки тому +2

      @@ZacklFair OR win, but let's be honest, that's not our goal here lol

  • @gracesdonny1532
    @gracesdonny1532 Рік тому +410

    Becoming a good trade takes time and patience. When i first got into trading i was liquidated twice, and lost my entire mortgage deposit. I could have given up, but decided to learn how to trade and put it into practice. 4 years later and i am glad i made that decision.

    • @HelenaBonham-pz4ly
      @HelenaBonham-pz4ly Рік тому +3

      When did start finding consistency? ..and more honest question is how long would a rough expectation be to find consistency for a new day trader?

    • @gracesdonny1532
      @gracesdonny1532 Рік тому +6

      I started becoming more consistent in 3 phases, first was when i killed greed, then i became more patient, but he must important part was when i started working with a coach who made me understand the importance of avoiding FUD, FOMO AND HERDS mentality. with her entry and exit strategies i was able to grow $10k to $70k in 5 months in a well diversified portfolio.

    • @HelenaBonham-pz4ly
      @HelenaBonham-pz4ly Рік тому +3

      How can i get to this person that helped you?

    • @gracesdonny1532
      @gracesdonny1532 Рік тому +5

      Pamela Kay Regel is my Advisor, She has been of great help and her tutelage has brought me to a higher understanding of profit generation. You can look up Pamela on your browser for her page in order to reach.

    • @HelenaBonham-pz4ly
      @HelenaBonham-pz4ly Рік тому +3

      thanks for sharing this, I googled the lady you mentioned and after going through her resume, I can tell she's a pro. I wrote her and I'm waiting on her reply

  • @Warclimb64
    @Warclimb64 6 років тому +1423

    Daammm 3 videos in a row, are you single or what?! :D

    • @crossbowcarrol4408
      @crossbowcarrol4408 6 років тому +4

      Warclimb its a given

    • @PorterPickUp
      @PorterPickUp 6 років тому +90

      He moved out of his parents house. Hes gotta grind now.

    • @alfredoavila3706
      @alfredoavila3706 6 років тому +2

      Is he hustling or what

    • @kams5629
      @kams5629 6 років тому +4

      Warclimb he’s got 448k views on this. He needs his money or works on many at once.

    • @professorneila2941
      @professorneila2941 6 років тому

      WOW. DID U JUST.

  • @Warbear
    @Warbear 6 років тому +986

    how do i short my dignity?

    • @RockinTheDub
      @RockinTheDub 6 років тому +24

      WarBear - watch more ‘Casually Explained’ videos

    • @snagalishusman4493
      @snagalishusman4493 6 років тому +14

      I specialize in dignity shortage accounts, message me your bank information and we'll get started

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 6 років тому +5

      start watching logan paul videos

    • @6thlayervessel637
      @6thlayervessel637 6 років тому +2

      First there'd have to be some.

    • @kaptrad
      @kaptrad 6 років тому +1

      by using the stock market as a means of income

  • @intelligenzbestie3121
    @intelligenzbestie3121 4 роки тому +871

    "This is what we call cryptocurrency"
    This one aged well...

    • @TheClickbaiterA
      @TheClickbaiterA 4 роки тому +15

      Bruh bitcoin goes brrr

    • @merrickpowa5846
      @merrickpowa5846 4 роки тому

      Rainititan@gmail.com)

    • @WhalesHaveLegs
      @WhalesHaveLegs 4 роки тому +72

      @@merrickpowa5846 wouldn't it be funny if I just bombard that email with scam emails, you bot.

    • @ZacklFair
      @ZacklFair 3 роки тому +5

      @@WhalesHaveLegs did the same, with made up login informations.

    • @pawala7
      @pawala7 3 роки тому +8

      Don't worry, it'll start crashing again as soon as this pandemic saga ends and the whales find better prospects.

  • @andrewkanjo1414
    @andrewkanjo1414 6 років тому +352

    He sounds so sure about what he’s saying. I literally can’t tell if he’s joking or serious

    • @Mrforever34
      @Mrforever34 6 років тому +16

      Andrew Kanjo i think he’s joking but some stuff might be true I really don’t know

    • @LegendInThaMakin
      @LegendInThaMakin 6 років тому +109

      Everything he said up until warren buffet stuff was real.

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 років тому +29

      Dude probably knows what he's saying, he's just joking around in this video.

    • @KamikazethecatII
      @KamikazethecatII 6 років тому +9

      It's legit at first, then it becomes jokes once he starts making Buffett jokes. The bit about bullish and bearish terminology is true.

    • @LegendInThaMakin
      @LegendInThaMakin 6 років тому +10

      KamikazethecatII yeah I was confused at first because I trade foreign currency for a living myself and when I watching this video I was like.... why is he making this? Isn’t this supposed to be a joke UA-cam channel? Then later on he started talking stupid and I was like oh okay here we go.. I knew it was gonna be jokes sooner or later lmao .

  • @BassWiz
    @BassWiz 6 років тому +48

    "This is called getting 4-stocked."
    Boy, I sure do feel like Leffen rn

  • @infamouspilgrim213
    @infamouspilgrim213 5 років тому +185

    I was dead as soon as he said "this is called getting 4 stocked"

  • @hmmyesinteresting
    @hmmyesinteresting 6 років тому +989

    Holy shit I actually learned something today. Thank You, Casually Explained! Very Cool.

    • @FernandoLopez-mp6bs
      @FernandoLopez-mp6bs 6 років тому +61

      thanks kanye

    • @HuLou
      @HuLou 6 років тому +14

      hmm yes interesting. Don’t we always learn something from his videos?

    • @baconbitjr._9687
      @baconbitjr._9687 6 років тому +4

      hmm yes interesting. Yes because the majority of people will remember the majority of this. It’s funny but u can probably get the same knowledge and more from another UA-cam video

    • @baconbitjr._9687
      @baconbitjr._9687 6 років тому

      hmm yes interesting. Not trying to be an asshole btw just seemed ur comment was a bit transparent and shallow.

    • @hmmyesinteresting
      @hmmyesinteresting 6 років тому +6

      BaconBitJr. _ because it was sarcasm ended with a meme but thanks for the feedback

  • @joey8395
    @joey8395 6 років тому +608

    The "Cryptocurrency"-Pattern sounds interesting! Where can I invest?

    • @ericp1139
      @ericp1139 6 років тому +5

      Coinbase

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 6 років тому +8

      joey Coinbase is a good place to go to invest in one, but the sign up is a ridiculous pain in the ass

    • @jakexd5524
      @jakexd5524 6 років тому +4

      Dont

    • @applesyo
      @applesyo 6 років тому +10

      Stay away normie

    • @burblingbarbacoa4944
      @burblingbarbacoa4944 6 років тому +2

      how about don't fall into the whole crypto thing.

  • @JunaidHassan-junaidslife
    @JunaidHassan-junaidslife 4 роки тому +239

    “You can’t beat the market but you can beat your meat” - Warren Buffet probably

    • @Willy72070
      @Willy72070 3 роки тому +9

      “It’s not the things you do, it’s the things that do you”
      -Jeff Bezos I think

  • @jacobhood5770
    @jacobhood5770 5 років тому +187

    So I took your advice and bought and sold AMD making about +50%
    Thanks mate

    • @e6ensperception
      @e6ensperception 5 років тому +3

      Amd, bynd, and cdns are best swing stocks recently btw

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 4 роки тому +3

      Wdym you took his advice, this whole video is a troll man lol

    • @vs-btd8858
      @vs-btd8858 4 роки тому +1

      Sold lul

    • @bucket4255
      @bucket4255 4 роки тому +2

      You could've had it all, but you weren't patient enough, were you?

    • @eriksvensson2098
      @eriksvensson2098 4 роки тому +1

      @@NoThing-jq3iq 69 dolllar lul, see ya when it reaches 250

  • @heatherhutchinson3625
    @heatherhutchinson3625 4 роки тому +40

    it is hard to tell where the serious stuff ends and the joke begins.

  • @kimono8413
    @kimono8413 6 років тому +15

    Thank you casually explained. You have made me lose my fear of losing all my money on the stock market and start investing. My first company I invested in was bitconnect, I’m sure to be a winner.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +493

    You never take a loss if you never sell

    • @JustinY.
      @JustinY. 6 років тому +16

      /s

    • @mindflex947
      @mindflex947 6 років тому +2

      Low key just want Justin Y to notice me :^lll

    • @veridiumundaunted7978
      @veridiumundaunted7978 6 років тому +3

      Justin Y. Do you not have a life to be so early on every video

    • @915pablo6
      @915pablo6 6 років тому +9

      wait is this ˡᵒˢˢ

    • @josephfox9221
      @josephfox9221 6 років тому +17

      Unless the company goes bankrupt.

  • @andrewcleverly1322
    @andrewcleverly1322 3 роки тому +72

    The amount of time we spend believing we can't is more than enough time to learn how you can.
    -my Brain.

    • @annarodriguez8798
      @annarodriguez8798 3 роки тому

      Assets and investment is that tiny line that separates the rich from the poor.

    • @felixgeorge8158
      @felixgeorge8158 3 роки тому

      @@annarodriguez8798 about investment, Bitcoin is the future and with the help of a professional trader you can touch the skies.

    • @felixgeorge8158
      @felixgeorge8158 3 роки тому

      @@annarodriguez8798 Have you heard of Mark Ramsey of UCLA Anderson financial institution, his methods are legit and works like magic, I keep on earning and learning every week with his new strategies.

    • @ruthsaddy6187
      @ruthsaddy6187 3 роки тому

      @@felixgeorge8158 Expert Mr Mark Ramsey has managed my account for 4 years now and his weekly profit is so helpful to me.

    • @ruthsaddy6187
      @ruthsaddy6187 3 роки тому

      @@felixgeorge8158 All my financial goals have been achieved since I met expert Mr Mark Ramsey.

  • @kwangyagal
    @kwangyagal 6 років тому +123

    we are getting blessed with so many videos

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 6 років тому

      I know right, he used to upload once each life time.

  • @dtboxes
    @dtboxes 6 років тому +21

    I am a full time trader and you really know how to make a trader laugh. Long time viewer of your stuff, but this one just caught me off guard. Good work. Assume you trade yourself due to your explanation clarity, but if not, I’m even more impressed.

  • @breakingbadest9772
    @breakingbadest9772 Рік тому +3

    Spot on! Making money on stocks is really hard and if you daytrade and get rich from it you're 100% lucky, nothing else to it. So glad this guy commented on it.

  • @mewion6774
    @mewion6774 6 років тому +59

    Wow, hes active.

  • @Frostadoodle
    @Frostadoodle 6 років тому +162

    Due to my stock market analysis skill I invested early in DESPACITO memes.
    I'm now a billionaire!

    • @YewRisistible33
      @YewRisistible33 6 років тому

      Frostadoodle I already bought into Despacito2 tokens when it was on pre-sale. Have you? It think it’ll moon just like despacito did

    • @edifon3926
      @edifon3926 6 років тому +1

      I am waiting for despacito 6 before I invest

    • @nicolasgomez5207
      @nicolasgomez5207 6 років тому +3

      nigga we on that Despacito X

  • @SomeFreakingCactus
    @SomeFreakingCactus 6 років тому +84

    “This is called getting 4-stocked.”
    Suddenly, all the competitive Smash Bros players burst out laughing.

  • @JustForks
    @JustForks 6 років тому +10

    I stopped paying attention for a second and suddenly the topic became yachts. Beautiful.

  • @RedditStorytime
    @RedditStorytime 6 років тому +6

    Thank god that 2nd boat comes with a "12 pack Costco Kirkland Chicken Tenders with Honey Dijon Dipping Sauce" I was almost undecided on which boat I wanted 👏

  • @Nylspider
    @Nylspider 4 роки тому +6

    "And if you see two or more Warren ranges continually trending towards a lower and lower trough, this is what we call a crypto currency"
    Surprisingly accurate

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 6 років тому +412

    So..... how could you invest bottlecaps?

    • @MrSpartanspud
      @MrSpartanspud 6 років тому +48

      Collect them over a period of years collecting enough so that bethesda will allow you to purchase one of their games with them not realising that the cash value of the scrap is actually higher. EZ muhnay.

    • @sorrym8421
      @sorrym8421 6 років тому +15

      Build water purifiers.

    • @Abby-pl5xn
      @Abby-pl5xn 6 років тому +1

      Im investing V-bucks

    • @reymike4971
      @reymike4971 6 років тому

      NintendoWolf simple

    • @theyelpguy6352
      @theyelpguy6352 6 років тому +5

      nuke America

  • @moboxgraphics
    @moboxgraphics 6 років тому +6

    I can't help but think our talk at the VidCon party somehow resulted in a shorter lead time between videos.

  • @ShadowedKami
    @ShadowedKami 2 роки тому +2

    'This is called getting 4 stocked.' I didn't realise that we were playing melee.

  • @Spyko-
    @Spyko- 6 років тому +19

    2:17 note you can easily avoid getting "4 stocks" by playing fox

    • @MrCocktaiI
      @MrCocktaiI 6 років тому +3

      Spyko Leffen would like to have a word with you.

  • @NoThx12131
    @NoThx12131 6 років тому +94

    Your Smash Bros puns are always on point.

  • @ano_nym
    @ano_nym 4 роки тому +31

    When the wojaks are pink: Buy!
    When the Wojaks are green: Sell.

  • @awaissohail8787
    @awaissohail8787 6 років тому +911

    see you all on r/wallstreetbets

    • @virginiansupremacy
      @virginiansupremacy 4 роки тому +6

      I am on /biz/

    • @IsAcRafT
      @IsAcRafT 4 роки тому +24

      @@virginiansupremacy all the roads leads to r/Wallstreetbets

    • @lsshvs8415
      @lsshvs8415 3 роки тому +19

      Quite relevant.

    • @awaissohail8787
      @awaissohail8787 3 роки тому +8

      @@lsshvs8415 to the moon

    • @lowzm2
      @lowzm2 3 роки тому +30

      This aged pretty well

  • @grantgibson1858
    @grantgibson1858 6 років тому +8

    I am LOVING the recent upload schedule!

  • @pasinsukumalchan8358
    @pasinsukumalchan8358 5 років тому +3

    I love that when you make some jokes that normal people probably wouldn’t understand but I do. It make me feels smart.

  • @thickmike3655
    @thickmike3655 6 років тому +26

    "How to short myself" is the greatest thing ever googled XD

  • @PiffPeterson
    @PiffPeterson 6 років тому +95

    TAI LOPEZ! KNOWLEDGE!

  • @ericbrown1801
    @ericbrown1801 3 роки тому +63

    Sure it's wise to invest in BTC right now than it was months ago. But you have hold one simple rule "Buy low sell high" if you're in to make profits as an investor in Crypto currencies in general.

    • @binibest6069
      @binibest6069 3 роки тому

      You're right

    • @binibest6069
      @binibest6069 3 роки тому +1

      But don't know why people still remains poor out of ignorance

    • @marcusrobert3528
      @marcusrobert3528 3 роки тому

      @@binibest6069 is not about ignorance but unprofessional broker in the market

    • @marcusrobert3528
      @marcusrobert3528 3 роки тому

      I will introduce you to my broker Mrs Catherine woods she is from USA and her method working for me at the moment

    • @andrewbones5178
      @andrewbones5178 3 роки тому

      wow I'm just shock someone mentioned and recommended expert Mrs Catherine woods

  • @haydenmacfarlane7194
    @haydenmacfarlane7194 4 роки тому +10

    The two directions a stock can go is actually “up” and “to the moon”

  • @cup_check_official
    @cup_check_official 6 років тому +437

    In mother Russia Stock Market reads you

    • @kingwindie
      @kingwindie 6 років тому

      Software Man I read this is Pam's voice

    • @zoeysnow8451
      @zoeysnow8451 6 років тому +13

      so old so bad

    • @connemignonne
      @connemignonne 6 років тому +3

      actually this is just how it works everywhere

    • @R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D.
      @R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D. 6 років тому +3

      In Capitalist America, banks rob YOU

    • @timothyhilditch
      @timothyhilditch 6 років тому

      This person uses like bots.

  • @ygypt
    @ygypt 2 роки тому +2

    3:03 "1 x 12 pack Costco Kirkland Chicken Tenders with Honey Dijon Dipping Sauce"
    ive seen this video multiple times and only just now noticed that was there

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 6 років тому +122

    Trader on CS:GO tho...

    • @spud7202
      @spud7202 6 років тому +5

      Rip csgo trading ):

    • @blumiden
      @blumiden 6 років тому +2

      Spud RIP CSGO trading :-(

    • @raisinbran8398
      @raisinbran8398 6 років тому +5

      went from 5$ to near 2000$ csgo trading some of the funnest times
      rip

    • @blumiden
      @blumiden 6 років тому +1

      Brandon yeah same went from 80$ to ~5000$

    • @daringe8290
      @daringe8290 6 років тому +1

      I went from 500 to 10k

  • @Lilyoregon
    @Lilyoregon 3 роки тому +27

    Many investors were chastened by the big stock
    market drop in 2008-2009. Four years later, a lot of these investors are still not back in the market. Instead, they may be earning just a few percentage points in bonds or CDs. That's not a recipe for growing a nest egg that will provide for a comfortable retirement or fund your children's education.

    • @Thyago2420
      @Thyago2420 3 роки тому

      How is the right way to invest then, even if there should be a crash in the market, there must be ways to still earn

    • @Lilyoregon
      @Lilyoregon 3 роки тому +1

      Yes I am! good you started on financial literacy now you should perfect it, I am invested into ETFs, digital currencies, Bonds and other financial securities but I don't have full knowledge of them so I use the service a senior investment analyst Benjamin H. Ravies, a prolific investor under my licensed broker

    • @pilgrim2394
      @pilgrim2394 3 роки тому

      I continue to remain on the longer-term buy side I will continue to do so, of course, expecting the normal corrections, or shakeouts or fadeouts, but I am more optimistic on investing in the stock market now than ever.

    • @Thyago2420
      @Thyago2420 3 роки тому

      @@Lilyoregon That will be better for me, I am a beginner would you connect me to him

    • @Lilyoregon
      @Lilyoregon 3 роки тому

      Benjaminravies)a( Gma
      lcom
      the little token I’m paying as commission for his services isn’t nothing compared to the profit I’ve realized.

  • @ng1710
    @ng1710 2 роки тому +2

    these began being in my recommended for joke videos. this shits immaculate

  • @Lovely_planet
    @Lovely_planet 4 роки тому +12

    “In the event you accidentally make a return on your investment”

  • @sacaarjain3261
    @sacaarjain3261 4 роки тому +39

    And then there's Tesla... you always think it's too high to buy now but it goes $200 the next day... and then you're in a cycle of when to buy....

    • @bitteneinpaapa3052
      @bitteneinpaapa3052 4 роки тому +3

      Comment even more relevant now

    • @TheXxdaknessxX
      @TheXxdaknessxX 4 роки тому +1

      Check out meet Kevin bro, he's a Tesla simp; but good advice. Soon market is going to buy a shit ton of shares because of the s&p 500 inclusion, my guess is after they're done buying the price is going to plummet down.

    • @kosovoisserbia8937
      @kosovoisserbia8937 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheXxdaknessxX time to short ....

    • @onyx4413
      @onyx4413 4 роки тому +4

      this comment aged like fine wine.

    • @illuminatus1
      @illuminatus1 3 роки тому

      @@TheXxdaknessxX And you were right.

  • @Budrick3Gaming
    @Budrick3Gaming 3 роки тому +1

    2:21 actually, you can have your portfolio drop more than 100%. When shorting stock, or placing puts on options, you can have infinite losses. This typically doesn't happen because your broker will margin call you, but, sometimes they dont initiate fast enough, and you lose more than what you had invested.

  • @jordanhawesmusic
    @jordanhawesmusic 6 років тому +19

    I’ve also heard the term “wombo combo” thrown around by investors and day traders.. can you explain

    • @starcubey
      @starcubey 6 років тому +2

      A wombo combo is when you gain 77% in the stock market and steal someone else's stock... It's complicated...

  • @yuvalschweiger9754
    @yuvalschweiger9754 3 роки тому +3

    1:59 the bitcoin joke got outdated quickly just like my comment

  • @SaaRbn25
    @SaaRbn25 2 роки тому +2

    I finally understood what is "head and shoulders"

  • @FinancialEducation
    @FinancialEducation 6 років тому +232

    Lmao! This was so dam funny 🤣🤣

    • @ThundagaFTW
      @ThundagaFTW 6 років тому +7

      laughing-while-crying-emoji.jpeg
      laughing-while-crying-emoji.jpeg

    • @kanishk7214
      @kanishk7214 3 роки тому

      @@ThundagaFTW 😂😂

  • @G_techlab
    @G_techlab 3 роки тому +8

    You didn't mention the most important thing:
    Buy the peak, sell the dip.

  • @TheQuackinator
    @TheQuackinator 3 роки тому +2

    Quick warning just like all other crypto/stock market/finance videos, there are several comment threads and replies with bots and scammers. Please ignore them, thanks.

  • @brentrichards1200
    @brentrichards1200 6 років тому +36

    Definitely go both. One yacht is so boring.

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 6 років тому +4

    The Warren range got me 😂
    Here’s some non-casual advice: buy and hold, diversify. John Bogle knows best.

  • @MasonC2K
    @MasonC2K 6 років тому

    I love how your tone stays the same when you switch between the real and the jokes. That really takes talent.

  • @leovin00
    @leovin00 6 років тому +16

    Casually Explained: Pyramid schemes. BITCONNEEEEEEEECT

  • @MYG
    @MYG 6 років тому +33

    This explains everything, thanks!

  • @KnowArt
    @KnowArt 4 роки тому +2

    People might think the video started slow, but 0:10 was of course also a joke

  • @OneCheapEric
    @OneCheapEric 6 років тому +42

    All my stocks are below the neckline. Please advise.

    • @TeaBurn
      @TeaBurn 6 років тому +8

      Shave off all neckbeard.

    • @VideoPerfection
      @VideoPerfection 6 років тому +3

      Step 1: Buy high, Sell low. Step 2: Profit. Step 3: Invest tendies into a brand new yacht

    • @jakexd5524
      @jakexd5524 6 років тому

      Video Perfection Hhmmmmmm

  • @Ivalene
    @Ivalene 6 років тому +18

    I feel like he has a summer college class and this is the project he’s turning in but also showing us

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 6 років тому

    I really like these channels of crudely drawn pictures backed by funny/witty/informative dialogue. Feels much more relateable that way for some reason, especially with this channel. Keep it up...

  • @majintrader9778
    @majintrader9778 5 років тому +12

    I’m actually suprised on how accurate this is. 😂 well done

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 6 років тому +18

    Candlestick trading is surrounding your monitor with candles and offering prayers and sacrifice

    • @LegendInThaMakin
      @LegendInThaMakin 6 років тому +1

      4444 1313 markets only close on Friday 5pm and reopen Sunday 5pm est.
      The market is open through out the whole week dude but in case you were joking, ignore this.

  • @Avatarbee
    @Avatarbee 5 років тому +2

    Thank you for explaining what the word "bullish" means. Now after 23 years of confusion I finally understand what the economics advision of the industrialization in civ 2 was talking about

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 4 роки тому

      Easy way to remember the two: a bull attacks by pushing his horns up, a bear attacks by swinging his paw down on you.

  • @OddSauce
    @OddSauce 6 років тому +27

    2:17 shoutouts to leffen

  • @djfluffyfluff5814
    @djfluffyfluff5814 6 років тому +20

    I’m confused big words I don’t understand

  • @DJAD_Kaan
    @DJAD_Kaan 3 роки тому +1

    THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE SEEN ON UA-cam. DEVILISHLY CLEVER AND FUNNY :D

  • @MrAshyKnees
    @MrAshyKnees 6 років тому +4

    you are on fire wit these uploads

    • @mokoyusha7694
      @mokoyusha7694 6 років тому

      Stevie Wonder how did u type that sentence...
      wait how did you watch the video, I thought u were blind.

  • @MortyMortyMorty
    @MortyMortyMorty 6 років тому +9

    2:23 So you are saying that I can't lose more than I put into the stocks? I can't ever go negative?

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 6 років тому +6

      If all you do is buy and sell actual shares, then yes. In such a case, the worst-case scenario is that all of your stocks become worthless. You have lost everything you put in, but nothing else.
      However, if you sell stock _OPTIONS,_ then you flip it around. Your maximum return is the amount for which you sold the options, which, in the best-case scenario (for you), are never executed. On the other hand, if the value of the stock to which you sold options goes up and up, your _losses_ are *UNLIMITED.* For that reason, selling stock options is discouraged for small investors, usually being reserved for large hedge funds, if I understand correctly.

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 6 років тому

      agiar2000 Shorting can make you go negative as well as margin.

    • @MortyMortyMorty
      @MortyMortyMorty 6 років тому

      If I trade with Forex can I lose more than my portfolio?

    • @jimothyus
      @jimothyus 6 років тому

      Black Hole if you cant answer that question you should not be trading.

    • @jimothyus
      @jimothyus 6 років тому

      david abdo look up what shorting is for example. so you borrow 50 stocks that are worth 100k cuz you expect them to go down and when they go down and the overall value is 90k you then have to return just 50 stocks doesnt matter how much they are worth. so you get to keep the 10k difference. but what if the stock for some magical reason goes insanely up. then you have to pay 200k for the same 50 stocks (for example) which is more than you ever put in. and then i think the brokerage doesnt care how you get the money they just want their stocks back. someone correct me if im wrong

  • @TheWorkingClassroom
    @TheWorkingClassroom 4 роки тому

    The end of the video makes more sense than people probably realize. Luxury yachts are basically floating savings accounts, that you can also borrow against to get very favorable loan terms.

  • @TA---
    @TA--- 3 роки тому +10

    UA-cam: we just have this hunch that you'd be interested in this right about now.

  • @Ryan-ei9nt
    @Ryan-ei9nt 6 років тому +31

    i just trim rune armour for a living

    • @McTofuwuerfel
      @McTofuwuerfel 6 років тому +4

      Well, there are people doing it for free. That guy said he will be back in a few minutes. Still waiting for my full rune (g) though. :/

    • @ratmaster4000
      @ratmaster4000 6 років тому +2

      Bringin me back 10 years ago to jr high school. My god, nostalgia.

    • @TheVanillaChapstick
      @TheVanillaChapstick 6 років тому +1

      I used to do barrows for $$ and then went to hunting d-claws. Was never much of a GE merchant guy, but I did know that it can bring in loads of cash.

    • @McTofuwuerfel
      @McTofuwuerfel 6 років тому

      Peter Rabbit
      Yeah merchanting was kinda borring. I mainly was doing slayer tasks for money.

    • @TheVanillaChapstick
      @TheVanillaChapstick 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, slayer tasks were the best, specially with that slayer mask that came out. I know a friend for whom that's all he would do, and he got his 99 cape really quick. Had loads of Abby whips in his bank. Good ol' days. Once I got to the point where I could slay abby demons I kinda switched to another skill.

  • @jayesh4all
    @jayesh4all 6 років тому +2

    This video was amazing. I am an active investor and I never seen more accurate video about stock market

  • @winston3737
    @winston3737 4 роки тому +3

    There's only one thing you need to know about the stock market: stonks only go up 📈

  • @Maysey9241
    @Maysey9241 3 роки тому +4

    This guy is secretly DeepFuckingValue

  • @pixelpastiche
    @pixelpastiche 4 роки тому +1

    After finally learning a bit about investing I can actually find this video hilarious.

    • @merrickpowa5846
      @merrickpowa5846 4 роки тому +1

      Greetings happy new year 🥳 I live here in Texas, I Just started trading last week, I am a beginner I never believed I’ll make upto $18,000 in just 1 week from trading but when I met Mr Raini he guided me for free with his strategy and he guides me with the exact time frame to trade and now I just received my first withdrawals $18k in my bank account today I’m very happy I recommend you contact him.,he is very honest and trustworthy he will guide you to make consistent profits

    • @merrickpowa5846
      @merrickpowa5846 4 роки тому

      Where are you from?

  • @carlossuzara6161
    @carlossuzara6161 3 роки тому +13

    GME 🚀

  • @henrynoble7011
    @henrynoble7011 3 роки тому +36

    Most people venture into stockmarket and crypt0 to be a milli0naire, meanwhile, I just want to be debt free

    • @JessicaRodriguez-bm7gq
      @JessicaRodriguez-bm7gq 3 роки тому

      @Jeremy Good You don't make money on forex or crypto by holding your coins rather you trade to make gain

    • @loydriley9221
      @loydriley9221 3 роки тому

      @@JessicaRodriguez-bm7gq Just do the right thing, by trading with an expert, I trust me you will be a millionaire and debt free

    • @andyobiorah4779
      @andyobiorah4779 3 роки тому

      The real secret of building wealth is by having multiple streams of income, that's includes both online and offline investments. If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you are fated to die working.

    • @andreajueal8243
      @andreajueal8243 3 роки тому

      @@JessicaRodriguez-bm7gq Crypt0 is the future, investing in it will be the wisest thing to do especially with the current rise

    • @kelvinmcdonald5113
      @kelvinmcdonald5113 3 роки тому

      Hello am actually looking for a good trader that can help me trade and make good profit, but it's very hard to see a trusted one. I NEED AN INFO, PLEASE HELP