I used to see the name Greg Fitzsimmons frequently and just dismiss it cause i was unfamiliar with him as a comic but over the past year(or so) ive seen/heard a decent amount of his comedy and have really become a fan of him. I dig his sense of humor and his personality. Happy to see him on this episode of the church. Thanx cocksuckas!!!
I was born in 98 .. that is my exact goal you cant control your child .. guide me give them wisdom and a stick figure it out .. 😂😂 joking of course but not fully my kid won't know what a iPad or phone is until he or she needs it to let me know they got to school ok or friends place .. same as fast food shit once a fortnight like I was raised home cooked meals the rest
I got my tickets for Boston this weekend! Cant wait to see Godfather Joey and the flying Jew!! Lee is MC'ing so I am gonna start "Christ Killer " chant so he feels at home.
@@bullrushbear4990 Nice man , Mohegan Sun is my favorite, Foxwoods is cool both about 1 hr away and now MGM is 15 min away from me . Mini Vegas out here lol.
Commenting before even listening as I know this is going to be great. the previous episodes with Grapefruit are all fantastic. With this and Doug Stanhope's unbelievably good podcast (featuring a James Inman meltdown) out this week, we're living the dream.
I got a story too greg.one time i was walkin down a street, not a circle street but one that is straight and intersects at another street. while i was walking down the street i saw a single piece of paper on the ground so i reached down and picked it up. on the little tiny piece of notebook paper was a single sentence that read a message. the message was clear. this one sentence said a powerful and long-setting statement. It read 'gunga-lagunga' signed by the 12th son of the dali lama himself. This sums up the story starting at 18:25 ending countless minutes later...
All the lies being spread about Owen Bejamin by spineless comedians like Theo made him conservative. This all started when he tweeted about a Hollywood big shot virtue signaling that his son is a transgender. What 5 yr old think about their sexuality? Kids like pleasing their parents, espcially if their parents are pushing their ideologies on them. Look it up
1:25:48 Classic Lee Syatt "no stop" and then his response to Joey "that doesn't sound like a good time to me" is fucking hilarious! That's why Lee is the perfect complement to Joey Diaz story times.
Everytime I’ve taken a shit at someone’s house and stain the fuck outta that bowl I always feel bad. Glad I learned this skill to lay the runway with the paper. Will never forget this going forward.
Greg is one of the best guests on church and JRE. Such a legend.
Yea fucking right 👎
Greg is great on Kill Tony as well. Though it's been a minute since he's been on.
Joey carried the Podcast like always. This fruitcake just laughed and looked stupid.
@@TheDeadStretch
Well sorry man, I just dont think he was funny or added anything worthwhile.
By legend you mean a coward and traitor to men everywhere , you are a zombie.
Joey with the mouth breathing face got me cracking the fuk up! 😂😂😂😂😂
timestamp?
28:02 😂😂😂
28:17 Joey with the open mouth breathing kills me like how can you not laugh while doing the interview😂😂
Tremendous
Joey pitching Robinhood was one of the funniest things I've heard all morning! What a legend
who do ya think you're dealing with Joey Bananas!
crooked shit cocksucka
ETFS
@@lateblume4208 lmao
It hasn’t aged well after the GameStop fiasco!
Grapefruit Simmons is one of my favourite Church guests. Tremendous.
I like Fitzsimmons better on this podcast than JRE. Him and Joey talk about much funnier topics. Joe gets to serious and political
Yeah. Id rather hear one of Joey's shit stories than listen to them bitch about PC culture for an hour.
@@brianarguello7576 I like Joey's stories and Joe bitching about pc culture
Trouble with Rogan's podcast is that he never has his own opinions; he just agrees with whatever his guests say.
Joe is always pretending to lean right to cover up how left he is. It's ridiculous sometimes.
he can talk about what he wants tune out if you don't like it
Greg laughing and enjoying himself as much as he did on this episode made my night
Word.
Greg’s laugh is the best
It's 5 am and I'm stoooooooooned
Wake n bake like a docta
your well done stickers should arrive in the post soon.
goin to smoke right now on that Huckleberry 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
Almost 8am same feeling for me
That sasquahanna will get you, bud.
I used to see the name Greg Fitzsimmons frequently and just dismiss it cause i was unfamiliar with him as a comic but over the past year(or so) ive seen/heard a decent amount of his comedy and have really become a fan of him. I dig his sense of humor and his personality.
Happy to see him on this episode of the church.
Thanx cocksuckas!!!
Joey was on f’n fire this whole episode 😩🤣😂☠️
Greg you are a gem my friend!!
Thanks so much!
Greg Fitzsimmons is amazing. Absolutely love his comedy and his personality is unmatched. Great episode!
Faded and eating some pizza and a podcast pops up!! GOD BLESS YOU ALL ayyyye
Bryan Hernandez only if I still had my weed and pizza I’m hungry and burnt out shits depressing
"Ayeee"?? Are you tryna be black or 12?
Im not trying to sound black, bitchass fuck. I am black
Id be mad but your name has whote trash in it so you're just keeping it real 👌
@@BryanHernandez-nz6fm
Lol , and I was just joking man
Fitzsimmons is one of the best guests ever
Joey raising a 1990's child in 2018!
I was born in 98 .. that is my exact goal you cant control your child .. guide me give them wisdom and a stick figure it out .. 😂😂 joking of course but not fully my kid won't know what a iPad or phone is until he or she needs it to let me know they got to school ok or friends place .. same as fast food shit once a fortnight like I was raised home cooked meals the rest
Shout out to 7-11 keeping the church family hydrated
Christopher Alvarez hahahaa
24 hours round tha clock!!
Christopher Alvarez that Isis water
Lee put the third camera back on you, you mook!
ooooooooooo111100000 i made my comment on the wrong comment thread
THIS!
@Daniel 1 the faces he makes and watching him almost pass put is funny
Hes a jew. How is he a mook
His laugh and noises have mutated also.
Greg and nick are some of my alltime favourite guests. Real character
Joey “let me tell you a crazy once in a lifetime story that somehow I’ve never mentioned til today” Diaz
Get off the internet and go develop a decade long cocaine addiction and you'll have plenty of stories yourself.
If you watch enough episodes of the Church, you'll hear most of the stories more than once.
LOL FOR REAL!
And then goes on to tell the story about how that dude let joey and his friends listen to him and his gf fuck.
Living fast
Greg is always a great guest. Cool guy!
Love any podcast with Greg. His laugh is infectious.
“Clear out the reservoir in that town too”lol 😂so funny
Jeez I love watching these both in the same room 😂😂😂
25:40 Lee laughs when Joey nearly says ‘Half a Mo Mo’ but thinks better of it as he realises Greg did that big bike ride for them.
@17:48 Greg hits the nail on the head with his explanation for the next few mins.
(about allegations that come out years later after an incident)
The stories uncle Joey has are just unbelievable he has so many amazing stories
lee's onnit with the quick upload :)
keep it up!
I think hes doing cocaine hahaha..lee doing blast
It's about time
he does edit just the intro song out and tiny bits , i think he has sorted joeys voice control out XD
Lee with his pet fly, lamo
greg’s laugh is the cherry on top
I got my tickets for Boston this weekend!
Cant wait to see Godfather Joey and the flying Jew!!
Lee is MC'ing so I am gonna start "Christ Killer " chant so he feels at home.
Go crazy kid
I'm bouta get the Foxwoods tickets . CT in the house.
Sucka la mink Cocksuckas! !
Hahaha.
If I see you Amanda I will buy you a beer. Im in the balcony w all the Savage's!
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Nice man , Mohegan Sun is my favorite, Foxwoods is cool both about 1 hr away and now MGM is 15 min away from me . Mini Vegas out here lol.
I can't help but get excited when I see these guests, Fitzsimmons, Theo Von, Segura, Joe Rogan,i need to stop, oh the list goes on😁
Gold, Loved this one. Wake up with a roll in my mouth! So funny
Joey on fire this episode! hahaha
28:02 when the edible hits ya
Joey saw Fitz head float off his body at that point.
and the name of the jock that Greg stopped in college was...Tom Brady
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh shit, this is fucking hilarious 😂
I swear these are the golden scrolls of the intaNet.
The way Joey Diaz stared at Lee when he was talking lmao.
1:04:43 when you laugh so much a fart slips out
1:16:45 - 1:22:00 best convo of all time
Sheer Absolute 110% Comedy Starts @1:02:00 “ Puerto Rican with a little mustache and a little earring was Sucking that Pipe” I am dead in the floor
Paper in the toilet is good manners , now I know
Best guest of the church
Greg Fitz and Tom Papa are the best guests anywhere.
Fuck no this guy is a bitch and a liar.
What ? This Guy fucking sucks
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Queer? Ya as this Guy talks about getting his dick touched by another Guy. 👎
I died and woke up with a buttered roll in my mouth LOL HE KILLED ME
Commenting before even listening as I know this is going to be great. the previous episodes with Grapefruit are all fantastic. With this and Doug Stanhope's unbelievably good podcast (featuring a James Inman meltdown) out this week, we're living the dream.
1:22:30 RX 7 DUI STORY HAD ME DYING 🤣😂
I got a story too greg.one time i was walkin down a street, not a circle street but one that is straight and intersects at another street. while i was walking down the street i saw a single piece of paper on the ground so i reached down and picked it up. on the little tiny piece of notebook paper was a single sentence that read a message. the message was clear. this one sentence said a powerful and long-setting statement. It read 'gunga-lagunga' signed by the 12th son of the dali lama himself. This sums up the story starting at 18:25 ending countless minutes later...
Bro I can't fucking breath, I'm literally crying laughing rn. This is the best. 😂
Greg is just a funny and likeable dude, he is also a very decent Storyteller.
Greg is a beast for that first story 5'8" ALL FUCKING HEART
Fitzdog loves to scrap.
Fitz lost it with the fly story.
Lee’s service fly😭😂
1:26:39 - Too funny
@@YellowJacketGroup lol straight up Joker laugh. Love Fitz.
This was tremendous! Greg was awesome as per usual
*Fitzsimmons* never disappoints!🗣
Uncle Joey has the edibles that made Owen Benjamin conservative 😂
Sick Revolting Piss 😂😂😂
L.A. had the liberals that made Owen Benjamin conservative.
All the lies being spread about Owen Bejamin by spineless comedians like Theo made him conservative. This all started when he tweeted about a Hollywood big shot virtue signaling that his son is a transgender. What 5 yr old think about their sexuality? Kids like pleasing their parents, espcially if their parents are pushing their ideologies on them. Look it up
ping6uod relax dude did I trigger you
@@Jattmafia313 im in my safe space right now. Ill have your utube account banned. 😭😢
Lee & his "Service Fly" LMAO
Was actually a great episode
"When dis las time anybinny talk to you about your portfolio, Uncle Joey's talkintouboutabouboutfolio" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally. I knew this was going to be a good podcast. I'm starting to get tired of "when I first moved to Hollywood" or "when I first got into comedy"
Dawg ive been listening since day 1. If you're expecting something else than that, you've come to the wrong place lol
Joeys shit about comedy is so boring most of the time
Nate-thanks for the shows
Uncle Joey catchin flys up in here 😅 tremendous episode
Love Fitzy. One of my favs.
1:13
“When’s the last time someone talked to you about your portfolio?”
“Uncle Joey’s talking to you about youRfajxhJzhbdbtyaosbportfolio”
1:04:39 --- Uncle Joey with a gut buster 🟥🟥🟥🟥🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🟥🟥🟥🟥
my favorite ones are when greg is on.
Boooooo 👎
One of the funniest episodes.. brilliant !
At about 1:15:00 ... Couldnt stop laughing
Also Joey I agree. Every morning burn one up, makes things much smoother in the morning.
I couldn’t imagine waking up without it
I love Owen!
Awesome podcast!
Greg really looked guilty when talking about the choking masturbation bit. Hahahah.
YESSSS!!!! fitsimmons and the church is like peanut butter and jelly! Hes one of my favorite guests of the church, hands down
When Lee starts talking and Joey just looks at him like “where in the fuck did you come up with that” lol
Thanks Greg.
LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED! Holy shit!
28:18 Look at Joey breathing😂😂😂
bass mouth
OMG dying about the service fly you guys have me cracking up and definitely taking a leg out of my pants when I shit next
Greg's a real one, no BS with him
Good 'ol Fitzy
1:04:35 Uncle Joey’s laugh cracks me up and scares me at the same time.
I call it the Snake Charmer when my dump comes out of the water. Like a Cobra coming out of the basket
Woke up with a buttered roll in my mouth - favorite comment
the og Greg Fitz😎
1:25:48 Classic Lee Syatt "no stop" and then his response to Joey "that doesn't sound like a good time to me" is fucking hilarious! That's why Lee is the perfect complement to Joey Diaz story times.
Greg and Joey could do a regular podcast. Maybe not twice a week but a couple times a month. Cuba and Irish
Everytime I’ve taken a shit at someone’s house and stain the fuck outta that bowl I always feel bad. Glad I learned this skill to lay the runway with the paper. Will never forget this going forward.
I’ll be at the west palm beach show. Can’t wait
Fitzy with uncle Joey😂👊🏻
Not all of Joey's podcasts are good, but when they are, they are awesome!
Coco fix them damn blinds dawg you are better than having tweaker blinds
Suns hitting them
Ram Rods. Fuck me, this was tremendous. Thank you!
Hearing Gregg laugh is the funniest thing in the fuckin world 😂
Wow! Amazing story out the gates
1:02:50 hilarious story 😆
Man Joey your noise gate is messed up.
Gregg fitzimmons I've never heard about you before but Owen is the man.
The fuck'n homecoming shit 😂😂
i ate your Kitty Kat lady and believe me it was no kreme dala krump lmao 😁😭🤣😂🤣😭😂🤣😂🤣😭
Greg is a real underrated comic. Great dude too.
Grapefruit" im Irish Catholic" Simmons
“The homecoming shit” “you know the 40 incher”
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go! 😂😂😂😂😂
Legendary episode. Legendary. Fucking filled with laughs every 10 seconds
If Joey looked at me like he does when you're talking... I would fall to pieces lol.
Fried Rantoons lmfaoooooo