I used to see the name Greg Fitzsimmons frequently and just dismiss it cause i was unfamiliar with him as a comic but over the past year(or so) ive seen/heard a decent amount of his comedy and have really become a fan of him. I dig his sense of humor and his personality. Happy to see him on this episode of the church. Thanx cocksuckas!!!
I was born in 98 .. that is my exact goal you cant control your child .. guide me give them wisdom and a stick figure it out .. 😂😂 joking of course but not fully my kid won't know what a iPad or phone is until he or she needs it to let me know they got to school ok or friends place .. same as fast food shit once a fortnight like I was raised home cooked meals the rest
I got a story too greg.one time i was walkin down a street, not a circle street but one that is straight and intersects at another street. while i was walking down the street i saw a single piece of paper on the ground so i reached down and picked it up. on the little tiny piece of notebook paper was a single sentence that read a message. the message was clear. this one sentence said a powerful and long-setting statement. It read 'gunga-lagunga' signed by the 12th son of the dali lama himself. This sums up the story starting at 18:25 ending countless minutes later...
Commenting before even listening as I know this is going to be great. the previous episodes with Grapefruit are all fantastic. With this and Doug Stanhope's unbelievably good podcast (featuring a James Inman meltdown) out this week, we're living the dream.
I got my tickets for Boston this weekend! Cant wait to see Godfather Joey and the flying Jew!! Lee is MC'ing so I am gonna start "Christ Killer " chant so he feels at home.
@@bullrushbear4990 Nice man , Mohegan Sun is my favorite, Foxwoods is cool both about 1 hr away and now MGM is 15 min away from me . Mini Vegas out here lol.
Everytime I’ve taken a shit at someone’s house and stain the fuck outta that bowl I always feel bad. Glad I learned this skill to lay the runway with the paper. Will never forget this going forward.
All the lies being spread about Owen Bejamin by spineless comedians like Theo made him conservative. This all started when he tweeted about a Hollywood big shot virtue signaling that his son is a transgender. What 5 yr old think about their sexuality? Kids like pleasing their parents, espcially if their parents are pushing their ideologies on them. Look it up
28:17 Joey with the open mouth breathing kills me like how can you not laugh while doing the interview😂😂
Tremendous
Greg is one of the best guests on church and JRE. Such a legend.
Yea fucking right 👎
Greg is great on Kill Tony as well. Though it's been a minute since he's been on.
Joey carried the Podcast like always. This fruitcake just laughed and looked stupid.
@@TheDeadStretch
Well sorry man, I just dont think he was funny or added anything worthwhile.
By legend you mean a coward and traitor to men everywhere , you are a zombie.
I like Fitzsimmons better on this podcast than JRE. Him and Joey talk about much funnier topics. Joe gets to serious and political
Yeah. Id rather hear one of Joey's shit stories than listen to them bitch about PC culture for an hour.
@@brianarguello7576 I like Joey's stories and Joe bitching about pc culture
Trouble with Rogan's podcast is that he never has his own opinions; he just agrees with whatever his guests say.
Joe is always pretending to lean right to cover up how left he is. It's ridiculous sometimes.
he can talk about what he wants tune out if you don't like it
Joey with the mouth breathing face got me cracking the fuk up! 😂😂😂😂😂
timestamp?
28:02 😂😂😂
Grapefruit Simmons is one of my favourite Church guests. Tremendous.
Joey pitching Robinhood was one of the funniest things I've heard all morning! What a legend
who do ya think you're dealing with Joey Bananas!
crooked shit cocksucka
ETFS
@@lateblume4208 lmao
It hasn’t aged well after the GameStop fiasco!
Greg’s laugh is the best
I used to see the name Greg Fitzsimmons frequently and just dismiss it cause i was unfamiliar with him as a comic but over the past year(or so) ive seen/heard a decent amount of his comedy and have really become a fan of him. I dig his sense of humor and his personality.
Happy to see him on this episode of the church.
Thanx cocksuckas!!!
Greg laughing and enjoying himself as much as he did on this episode made my night
Word.
Joey was on f’n fire this whole episode 😩🤣😂☠️
It's 5 am and I'm stoooooooooned
Wake n bake like a docta
your well done stickers should arrive in the post soon.
goin to smoke right now on that Huckleberry 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
Almost 8am same feeling for me
That sasquahanna will get you, bud.
Greg you are a gem my friend!!
Thanks so much!
Greg Fitzsimmons is amazing. Absolutely love his comedy and his personality is unmatched. Great episode!
Lee put the third camera back on you, you mook!
ooooooooooo111100000 i made my comment on the wrong comment thread
THIS!
@Daniel 1 the faces he makes and watching him almost pass put is funny
Hes a jew. How is he a mook
His laugh and noises have mutated also.
Fitzsimmons is one of the best guests ever
Greg and nick are some of my alltime favourite guests. Real character
@17:48 Greg hits the nail on the head with his explanation for the next few mins.
(about allegations that come out years later after an incident)
Shout out to 7-11 keeping the church family hydrated
Christopher Alvarez hahahaa
24 hours round tha clock!!
Christopher Alvarez that Isis water
Greg is always a great guest. Cool guy!
Joey “let me tell you a crazy once in a lifetime story that somehow I’ve never mentioned til today” Diaz
Get off the internet and go develop a decade long cocaine addiction and you'll have plenty of stories yourself.
If you watch enough episodes of the Church, you'll hear most of the stories more than once.
LOL FOR REAL!
And then goes on to tell the story about how that dude let joey and his friends listen to him and his gf fuck.
Living fast
lee's onnit with the quick upload :)
keep it up!
I think hes doing cocaine hahaha..lee doing blast
It's about time
he does edit just the intro song out and tiny bits , i think he has sorted joeys voice control out XD
Lee with his pet fly, lamo
Joey raising a 1990's child in 2018!
I was born in 98 .. that is my exact goal you cant control your child .. guide me give them wisdom and a stick figure it out .. 😂😂 joking of course but not fully my kid won't know what a iPad or phone is until he or she needs it to let me know they got to school ok or friends place .. same as fast food shit once a fortnight like I was raised home cooked meals the rest
25:40 Lee laughs when Joey nearly says ‘Half a Mo Mo’ but thinks better of it as he realises Greg did that big bike ride for them.
Love any podcast with Greg. His laugh is infectious.
Jeez I love watching these both in the same room 😂😂😂
Faded and eating some pizza and a podcast pops up!! GOD BLESS YOU ALL ayyyye
Bryan Hernandez only if I still had my weed and pizza I’m hungry and burnt out shits depressing
"Ayeee"?? Are you tryna be black or 12?
Im not trying to sound black, bitchass fuck. I am black
Id be mad but your name has whote trash in it so you're just keeping it real 👌
@@BryanHernandez-nz6fm
Lol , and I was just joking man
1:16:45 - 1:22:00 best convo of all time
28:02 when the edible hits ya
Joey saw Fitz head float off his body at that point.
I can't help but get excited when I see these guests, Fitzsimmons, Theo Von, Segura, Joe Rogan,i need to stop, oh the list goes on😁
greg’s laugh is the cherry on top
The stories uncle Joey has are just unbelievable he has so many amazing stories
Fitz lost it with the fly story.
Lee’s service fly😭😂
1:26:39 - Too funny
@@YellowJacketGroup lol straight up Joker laugh. Love Fitz.
Gold, Loved this one. Wake up with a roll in my mouth! So funny
1:04:43 when you laugh so much a fart slips out
Sheer Absolute 110% Comedy Starts @1:02:00 “ Puerto Rican with a little mustache and a little earring was Sucking that Pipe” I am dead in the floor
I swear these are the golden scrolls of the intaNet.
“Clear out the reservoir in that town too”lol 😂so funny
The way Joey Diaz stared at Lee when he was talking lmao.
1:04:39 --- Uncle Joey with a gut buster 🟥🟥🟥🟥🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🟥🟥🟥🟥
Joey on fire this episode! hahaha
I died and woke up with a buttered roll in my mouth LOL HE KILLED ME
"When dis las time anybinny talk to you about your portfolio, Uncle Joey's talkintouboutabouboutfolio" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I got a story too greg.one time i was walkin down a street, not a circle street but one that is straight and intersects at another street. while i was walking down the street i saw a single piece of paper on the ground so i reached down and picked it up. on the little tiny piece of notebook paper was a single sentence that read a message. the message was clear. this one sentence said a powerful and long-setting statement. It read 'gunga-lagunga' signed by the 12th son of the dali lama himself. This sums up the story starting at 18:25 ending countless minutes later...
Bro I can't fucking breath, I'm literally crying laughing rn. This is the best. 😂
Commenting before even listening as I know this is going to be great. the previous episodes with Grapefruit are all fantastic. With this and Doug Stanhope's unbelievably good podcast (featuring a James Inman meltdown) out this week, we're living the dream.
I got my tickets for Boston this weekend!
Cant wait to see Godfather Joey and the flying Jew!!
Lee is MC'ing so I am gonna start "Christ Killer " chant so he feels at home.
Go crazy kid
I'm bouta get the Foxwoods tickets . CT in the house.
Sucka la mink Cocksuckas! !
Hahaha.
If I see you Amanda I will buy you a beer. Im in the balcony w all the Savage's!
@@bullrushbear4990
Nice man , Mohegan Sun is my favorite, Foxwoods is cool both about 1 hr away and now MGM is 15 min away from me . Mini Vegas out here lol.
At about 1:15:00 ... Couldnt stop laughing
Also Joey I agree. Every morning burn one up, makes things much smoother in the morning.
I couldn’t imagine waking up without it
Best guest of the church
Greg Fitz and Tom Papa are the best guests anywhere.
Fuck no this guy is a bitch and a liar.
What ? This Guy fucking sucks
@@humanindica962
Queer? Ya as this Guy talks about getting his dick touched by another Guy. 👎
Greg is a beast for that first story 5'8" ALL FUCKING HEART
Fitzdog loves to scrap.
Was actually a great episode
Paper in the toilet is good manners , now I know
1:13
“When’s the last time someone talked to you about your portfolio?”
“Uncle Joey’s talking to you about youRfajxhJzhbdbtyaosbportfolio”
and the name of the jock that Greg stopped in college was...Tom Brady
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh shit, this is fucking hilarious 😂
1:22:30 RX 7 DUI STORY HAD ME DYING 🤣😂
One of the funniest episodes.. brilliant !
Greg really looked guilty when talking about the choking masturbation bit. Hahahah.
1:02:50 hilarious story 😆
*Fitzsimmons* never disappoints!🗣
When Lee starts talking and Joey just looks at him like “where in the fuck did you come up with that” lol
I love Owen!
Love Fitzy. One of my favs.
Lee & his "Service Fly" LMAO
Greg is just a funny and likeable dude, he is also a very decent Storyteller.
Man Joey your noise gate is messed up.
Gregg fitzimmons I've never heard about you before but Owen is the man.
Awesome podcast!
Coco fix them damn blinds dawg you are better than having tweaker blinds
Suns hitting them
Finally. I knew this was going to be a good podcast. I'm starting to get tired of "when I first moved to Hollywood" or "when I first got into comedy"
Dawg ive been listening since day 1. If you're expecting something else than that, you've come to the wrong place lol
Joeys shit about comedy is so boring most of the time
Greg and Joey could do a regular podcast. Maybe not twice a week but a couple times a month. Cuba and Irish
my favorite ones are when greg is on.
Boooooo 👎
I call it the Snake Charmer when my dump comes out of the water. Like a Cobra coming out of the basket
i ate your Kitty Kat lady and believe me it was no kreme dala krump lmao 😁😭🤣😂🤣😭😂🤣😂🤣😭
This was tremendous! Greg was awesome as per usual
LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED! Holy shit!
OMG dying about the service fly you guys have me cracking up and definitely taking a leg out of my pants when I shit next
Nate-thanks for the shows
Greg's a real one, no BS with him
1:04:35 Uncle Joey’s laugh cracks me up and scares me at the same time.
Greg Fitzsimmons is funny AF! Does he have a podcast?
Fitzdog Radio. He gets a lot of cool guests on it!
Woke up with a buttered roll in my mouth - favorite comment
Thanks Greg.
I’ll be at the west palm beach show. Can’t wait
Everytime I’ve taken a shit at someone’s house and stain the fuck outta that bowl I always feel bad. Glad I learned this skill to lay the runway with the paper. Will never forget this going forward.
Wanna take a ride? (Coast to Coast AM shoutout!)....1:02:48
Uncle Joey has the edibles that made Owen Benjamin conservative 😂
Sick Revolting Piss 😂😂😂
L.A. had the liberals that made Owen Benjamin conservative.
All the lies being spread about Owen Bejamin by spineless comedians like Theo made him conservative. This all started when he tweeted about a Hollywood big shot virtue signaling that his son is a transgender. What 5 yr old think about their sexuality? Kids like pleasing their parents, espcially if their parents are pushing their ideologies on them. Look it up
ping6uod relax dude did I trigger you
@@Jattmafia313 im in my safe space right now. Ill have your utube account banned. 😭😢
Not all of Joey's podcasts are good, but when they are, they are awesome!
Grapefruit" im Irish Catholic" Simmons
Good 'ol Fitzy
41:48
'Doggystyle' anyone ?
album btw...
daz
YESSSS!!!! fitsimmons and the church is like peanut butter and jelly! Hes one of my favorite guests of the church, hands down
Hearing Gregg laugh is the funniest thing in the fuckin world 😂
Podcast starts at 2:40
Joey Diaz when are you coming to Dallas Tx ?
John Doe for real uncle co co ?!?
I been thinking wanting this dude to come to Texas to bad but he’s always just in the casinos I would kill for him to do some shows in Dallas man
28:18 Look at Joey breathing😂😂😂
bass mouth
Fitzy with uncle Joey😂👊🏻
Owen got chased outta Vermont. 😂😂😂
“The homecoming shit” “you know the 40 incher”
Start @ 1:04:30
Legendary episode. Legendary. Fucking filled with laughs every 10 seconds
If Joey looked at me like he does when you're talking... I would fall to pieces lol.
Ram Rods. Fuck me, this was tremendous. Thank you!
28:11 the look on joeys face 😂