Well he’s an SCP and one of his attributes is tricking us into thinking he has relatives. And even if he did, they would also have to be put into containment. Thus far, there is no conclusive evidence of their presence.
@RmBeastNah V sauce dropped 30 tracks not one skip. No features. You needed Wayne on your tracks. V sauce was just him and bars. Technically when a girl orgasms it's V Sauce. Correct? Right? Get your money up not your funny up.
Jokes on apple if he lives in a right to repair state. They might fight it but they are still legally banned from pulling their usual shit. I live in a right to repair state but I’m half convinced that the state passed the law because farmers here were mad about tractors and the companies making your warranty void or something because you fixed it yourself (which is fair on the farmers part. Those things are expensive and for decades people just fixed them themselves or they would know a guy who could. The company’s still made money off farmers buying parts, but apparently that wasn’t enough)
Wouldn't be surprised if it's available as a theme or something. Customize your watch face to emulate the original Apple Watch? Nostalgia wave in 3... 2... 1...
@Gabriel Dnchf then proceeded to take away the chargers and headphones. Your point? EDIT: Unfortunately I have been proven a clown, so here have a magic trick as part of my performance
“After two or three days, the Apple Watch’s band broke down, so I used a band from a watch my grandfather owned.” I mean, if that isn’t the perfect metaphor
@@jnnx It describes a literal situation where the band of an Apple Watch broke, and the speaker replaced it with a band from their grandfather’s watch. Metaphors involve figurative language that implies a comparison between two unrelated things, often for rhetorical effect or to convey a deeper meaning. In this case, it’s a straightforward description of an event, not a metaphor.
@@TheNamesArif It's not a gen z problem, it's just unnecessarily "complicated". It's just to show off, when it's easier to have indicators or be digital instead of making mental traces. And if you think so much that it is because of "the young people of this generation who do not think" then you better use a sundial.
What is Conflic Catcher 3, btw? Is it a game? It didn't look very game-like, judging by that cover art (but I know there are games with horrendous covers, so I don't discard that possibility lol)
@@Alfonso162008 From Wikipedia: Conflict Catcher is a discontinued utility software application that was written by Jeff Robbin and published by Casady & Greene for classic Mac OS. It aided Macintosh users in solving conflicts between Mac OS that could occur on startup when a large amount of extensions and control panels were installed (see Extension conflict). Later versions of Conflict Catcher included a playable Asteroids game as an easter egg in the About menu. Conflict Catcher included a printed manual written by David Pogue.
Наконец то ютуб в реки годноту подкинул, целый час шедевра с просто отличным монтажом (подача чем то напомнила ролики нтайма) Продолжай и дальше делать видео, тебя наконец то заметило большое количество людей
* doofenshmirtz voice* If I had a nickel for every time apple made a item that looked like a sperm cell I would have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s wierd that it happend twice
The only way to change the battery is to send it to Apple with a check for $595. In 8-12 weeks your Apple Watch™ will be returned to you, however the band may be different. And the face. And the inner workings. Unfortunately, this model is no longer available, and our maintenance supplies are limited. For an additional $695, we can retrofit your watch with the latest technology and features. Sadly you took over 48 hours to respond, which exceeds our development update cycle. We have forwarded your outdated technology to our department for 3rd-world philanthropy using your payments to help absorb some of the cost in facilitating this process. Thank you for your continued support, and thank you for being a loyal Apple customer!
I actually remember getting that “free” watch. Wore with pride until the very poor quality rubber watch band disintegrated. Still have it, but haven’t worn it in years. Mine probably isn’t worth much now as it definitely got beat up.
@@unironicaIIy Conflict Catcher 3.0 wasn't a book, it was a utility app that helped resolve interference between System Extensions. Extension conflicts used to be a real problem, especially when you installed big program suites that hooked into various parts of Mac OS. The author (Jeff Robbin) later created iTunes and today is an executive at Apple. The publisher of Conflict Catcher (Casady & Greene) closed in 2003.
i skipped this short purposefully while scrolling then 2 other shorts later ii felt fomo of leaving something knowledgable and i cam back you have become my source of knowledge:)
no roblox, no 2017, no games. just good music. i love the simplicity of the melody and the sounds. the harmonies are just spot on. love this song. rip james.
Steve Jobs had insanely good taste .. he loved the old Leica cameras, the old Porsches and took inspiration from indian religious art as well.. subtle and simple..
That is THE MOST 90s looking watch I have ever set mine eyes upon
That's because it was released in the 90's 🤦♂️
I camr to say the exact same thing. I saw those shapes and my nostalgia ran wild.
It really succeeded at showcasing its' era.
Just about to say that
I have a Microsoft watch from 1995. It also is so 1990’s it gives me feelings of nostalgia.
Rumour has it it has the best battery life of any apple product ever made
Yep
its not like it had any competition
Apple products stopped having bad battery life like 5 years ago. This joke is old. Move on.
Laughs in 15 hours of laptop battery life (9 playing factorio)
@@jeffh4581 this things battery probably lasted a little over 10 years so dont laugh too high
my day was going amazing so far he did not have to say “spermy shape”
My favorite shape
@@Aswdfrl i dont even i can't reply
@@Aswdfrl heheheeeee
Thats Michael for you, take a chill pill
"fore"shadow
Sometimes I forget Micheal isn't an etherial being beyond our comprehension and has normal human things like relatives
I call BS on that
Same
For some reason he has a subtle chaotic energy to him. It’s creepy
Well he’s an SCP and one of his attributes is tricking us into thinking he has relatives. And even if he did, they would also have to be put into containment. Thus far, there is no conclusive evidence of their presence.
Nah, he only has them because he pulled a Princess Bubblegun and created them himself, he's actually much older than his grandpa
My favorite part of the watch was that squigly line , that Michael called *spermy shaped*
I thought it was a worm going for the apple lmao didn’t even think sperm
@RmBeastNah V sauce dropped 30 tracks not one skip. No features. You needed Wayne on your tracks. V sauce was just him and bars. Technically when a girl orgasms it's V Sauce. Correct? Right? Get your money up not your funny up.
MichEAl 👀👍
@@stgeorge5862 😳ay we said knock him out not murder hi-
I wasn't even thinking of sperm 😂😂😂
Sperm confirmed in vsauce lore
sperm exists in the vsauce realm
He's got a kid I hope it would be in the lore
🤯
It’s mentioned in “What if you were born in space?”
Always has been
Michael: Repairs old Apple watch
Apple: *CEASE AND DESIST*
Jokes on apple if he lives in a right to repair state. They might fight it but they are still legally banned from pulling their usual shit. I live in a right to repair state but I’m half convinced that the state passed the law because farmers here were mad about tractors and the companies making your warranty void or something because you fixed it yourself (which is fair on the farmers part. Those things are expensive and for decades people just fixed them themselves or they would know a guy who could. The company’s still made money off farmers buying parts, but apparently that wasn’t enough)
Michael: My Watch.
Apple: Our Watch.
@@EmmaSpAce111 when did those right to repair laws get passed in the US? those only came through in the EU last year...
@@plasticwrapcharlie it varies by state and has been a recent thing
That’s the most futuristic vintage item I’ve seen come out of the 90’s
You obviously weren’t alive during the 90’s.
@@jnnxyes, that’s why I mentioned it.
Ugly af. Looks like the opening of sved by the bell
Apple should remake this as a watch face on modern Apple Watches.
do you feel superior because you got hearted by michael?
because you are.
Spoiler alert: they won't
Wouldn't be surprised if it's available as a theme or something. Customize your watch face to emulate the original Apple Watch? Nostalgia wave in 3... 2... 1...
It’s a serpent that crawls on the apple
@@modess0128 May the blessings of a hundred thousand upvotes be upon you.
"Spermy shape"
I mean... I guess he's not wrong.
There were so many non sussy way to describe it tho 😭
Yummy
@@stgeorge5862 I don't know what I just read, but I love it!
@@VeryTastySoup87 I wish everyone a pleasant evening exept for you
@RmBeast a rock is funnier
i want an entire channel of just michael doing this
That is this channel
@@Whitewizardofwater i meant watches. just watches
@@caseyhamm4292he made a video with Adam Savage (from mythbusters) on their watch collections, i recommend it!
Edit: this one ua-cam.com/video/U5rlLL7cOtw/v-deo.htmlsi=gFaRuNa3C1Cdg8wg
I actually have this. With the original strap. Stills works like a charm, I use it almost every day.
"A spermy shape"
Well... that's not a word I expected to hear.
he just sailed by it, like it was nothing
Cummies
Same
@@shroudofclouds u like
Yeah, now I can never unsee every wired mouse being sperm-shaped
Back in the day when Apple gave you stuff with their products instead of taking away
too true
Well said !
Not true they still give you a little booklet lol
@Gabriel Dnchf then proceeded to take away the chargers and headphones. Your point?
EDIT: Unfortunately I have been proven a clown, so here have a magic trick as part of my performance
@@drumrollplease631 he was joking
“After two or three days, the Apple Watch’s band broke down, so I used a band from a watch my grandfather owned.” I mean, if that isn’t the perfect metaphor
"Umm actually he said strap not band" 🤓☝️
How tf is that a metaphor?
@@user-bi9bx1di4e Apple products' planned obsolescence. Pretty much everything else outlasts and outperforms Apple products.
@@user-bi9bx1di4eThings made in his grandfather’s age lasted, things from the plastic, disposable 90’s didn’t. The metaphor ain’t rocket science.
@@jnnx It describes a literal situation where the band of an Apple Watch broke, and the speaker replaced it with a band from their grandfather’s watch. Metaphors involve figurative language that implies a comparison between two unrelated things, often for rhetorical effect or to convey a deeper meaning. In this case, it’s a straightforward description of an event, not a metaphor.
Michael's life is the definition of "That's a weird flex bro" 💪 💯... 😂😂😂
"what time is it"
"idk, I'll tell you when it's 9"
Gen z problems
@@TheNamesArif
It's not a gen z problem, it's just unnecessarily "complicated". It's just to show off, when it's easier to have indicators or be digital instead of making mental traces. And if you think so much that it is because of "the young people of this generation who do not think" then you better use a sundial.
@@Dosylazjust have a basic understanding of fractions & you’re fine- it’s really not as complicated as you’re making it out to be
yes but *w h y* just put on the marks is it that hard?@@willbradford5676
@@Dosylaz it's not that hard. do you know basic maths? congrats. you know how to read any watch even without symbols
"Spermy shape"
Bro could have just said "squiggly" 💀
He said it so calmly I thought I heard it wrong
He’s a scientist he speaks in factual terms. Wtf is a squiggly lol
No he couldn't have. That's why he didn't.
Quiet, guys, before I give you some spermy shapes
I don't know anything more squiggly than sperm
I forget the vsauce has a family and isnt some being spawned in from a non finite data
Yo Toby sounds chill af he looks like a fun guy to hang with
"spermy shape"💀💀💀💀💀
lokin FOR THIS COMMENT
You must be a nine-year-old who snickers at the slightest mention of anything sexual.
@@drumstickat6926aight Br*tish
How old are you? Sperm cells have that kind of shape. Get over it, lol.
Be mature
I would actually love more watch companies to make things like this.
We need more spermy-shaped things
@@amoral_minority fr I love sperm!
@Preston Byrd You should check out Ulysse Nardin and Jaquet Droz's watches!
Check out Swatch
Check out Mr. Jones Watches, you won't be disappointed.
hockey puck conspiracies was not expected
Only vsauce video i actually understood
I was 13 and chose ‘Conflict Catcher 3’ - I still stand by my choice.
Did you enjoy System 7.5?
@@NF30 It was reasonable for the time.
What is Conflic Catcher 3, btw? Is it a game? It didn't look very game-like, judging by that cover art (but I know there are games with horrendous covers, so I don't discard that possibility lol)
@@Alfonso162008 Utility software. As for its work, read the name again.
@@Alfonso162008 From Wikipedia:
Conflict Catcher is a discontinued utility software application that was written by Jeff Robbin and published by Casady & Greene for classic Mac OS. It aided Macintosh users in solving conflicts between Mac OS that could occur on startup when a large amount of extensions and control panels were installed (see Extension conflict). Later versions of Conflict Catcher included a playable Asteroids game as an easter egg in the About menu. Conflict Catcher included a printed manual written by David Pogue.
they need to make this a watch face on modern apple watches. love the aesthetic
I'd buy it it's cute
Garmin allows custom designing your watch face. Seems like exactly the kind of thing Apple would not allow.
Yeah you can make custom watch faces, it‘s quite easy too
somebody stole yo comment and vsauce liked the other one word for word 😂😭
@@KalebPrentice source? There is literally an app for it on the app store
Наконец то ютуб в реки годноту подкинул, целый час шедевра с просто отличным монтажом (подача чем то напомнила ролики нтайма)
Продолжай и дальше делать видео, тебя наконец то заметило большое количество людей
That watch gives me childhood nostalgia from those coredreams
"The strap was too old, so I used one of my grandfather's old watch straps" perfectly encapsulates the survivability of Apple's products
It's a rubber strap, so in this case it's an understandable failing. No rubber strap is going to survive almost 30 years in wearable condition.
Apple designs their products to fail laughably fast even from the beginning
actually surprised they didn't make so only APPLE straps would be usable on that thing
@@Andrea-wr5wd yeah he had to buy the apple certified plastic adaptor for it to work off of primitive watch bands. Such Innovation.
@@tylisirnhe said in the video that it only lasted a couple of days…
"Spermy thing" was one of the things I anticipated for him to say at some point.
* doofenshmirtz voice* If I had a nickel for every time apple made a item that looked like a sperm cell I would have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s wierd that it happend twice
"I would've taken Conflict Catcher 3." Lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Being an Apple product, does it use a proprietary timekeeping system that is incompatible with the normal 12/24 hour system?
It prolly uses 28 hour days, based on some random star in another cluster.😂
Leap Year, every year, for everyone! 📅 ⌚️
You sick ..
The only way to change the battery is to send it to Apple with a check for $595. In 8-12 weeks your Apple Watch™ will be returned to you, however the band may be different. And the face. And the inner workings.
Unfortunately, this model is no longer available, and our maintenance supplies are limited. For an additional $695, we can retrofit your watch with the latest technology and features.
Sadly you took over 48 hours to respond, which exceeds our development update cycle. We have forwarded your outdated technology to our department for 3rd-world philanthropy using your payments to help absorb some of the cost in facilitating this process.
Thank you for your continued support, and thank you for being a loyal Apple customer!
No, but the battery died completely after a month.
Not sure whether Michael was roasting the watch or actually praising it. Vsauce, you've done it again!
Apple just tried to make the omnitrix💀
Wonderful watch you have shown and given nice information. Thank you.
And after Hodinkee did a story on these, they went from $100 to $1500
And now they're probably gunna hit 2 grand...
That watch looks as 90's as it gets
It's beautiful! Very creative and 90s! 😅😎👌🏻
Shoutout to the fact this video caused listings to triple in price
That’s the raw power of Michal
rest in peace to the watch strap that made it 28 years before breaking
Vsauce doesn't feel like a Vsauce video without the iconic Vsauce theme
He’s been using the song in this video for over a decade, I think it feels like a Vsauce video.
shut up
@@Calthecool do you know what it's called
@@IronPal I was wondering the same thing
Take a shot everytime this person says Vsauce.
the conflict catcher immediately made me think of condoms and for a moment I thought apple made condoms 😭😭
This guy makes the best videos on UA-cam. Just wonderful.
As a nerd AND watch enthusiast, This is the holy grail 🤤🔥🙏😂
There are many absolutely beautiful older watch models though lol
i'd rather buy a vintage Spaceman watch
The strap gave out quickly because it's part of Apple's intentional designed obsolescence.
Ironic because the first party straps of the Appe Watch are the most durable Apple Watch straps out there
@@utubekullanicisi are you sure
Apple stuff literally last longer
@@MikeTooleK9S lol, lmao
27 years doesn't seem too bad...
I'm glad I'm not the only person who saw the Alain Silberstein influence. One of the greatest minds in watch design.
Forget the watch, can we talk about that watch band? That lattice elastic is genius.
I actually remember getting that “free” watch. Wore with pride until the very poor quality rubber watch band disintegrated. Still have it, but haven’t worn it in years. Mine probably isn’t worth much now as it definitely got beat up.
😮
ill buy it from you for $100
Imagine how much someone would regret picking that other thing instead of the watch 😭
that book's quite rare maybe
@@unironicaIIy Conflict Catcher 3.0 wasn't a book, it was a utility app that helped resolve interference between System Extensions. Extension conflicts used to be a real problem, especially when you installed big program suites that hooked into various parts of Mac OS.
The author (Jeff Robbin) later created iTunes and today is an executive at Apple. The publisher of Conflict Catcher (Casady & Greene) closed in 2003.
i skipped this short purposefully while scrolling then 2 other shorts later ii felt fomo of leaving something knowledgable and i cam back
you have become my source of knowledge:)
Peak 90s kooky design
MAN i miss that rainbow apple symbol, just looks so clean
Now they just use it when they wanna capitalize on gay pride
It's coming back on June don't worry
Gay
Back when rainbow was because "yo rainbows look sick", and not "yo it's gay people time, rainbow everything"
@@thepeanut2681tbh rainbows do still look sick today
Damn it’s so nostalgic that even time bends around it
Me: *puts Apple on a watch* THE FIRST APPLE WATCH
That watch actually looks fun and unique!
Never knew that apple watches even existed before 2000
@RmBeast no you aren't. Or are you? *VSauce music starts playing *
Well, they weren't. This was just a regular watch given away by Apple as a freebie.
Thanks to you, all 1995 Apple Watches will be gone on ebay.
Or maybe thanks to YOU?
They are now apart from mine 😂
If the demand reaches an exorbitant high the price will be as well.Snag one up while you can.
This needs to be virtualized into a watch face for the modern Apple Watch.
I really like the look when we see it up close at the end
Every time this man talks I learn a new word
What did you learn in this video? 😅
Spermy
@@itsArridian"spermy"
Don't forget the first digital camera sold in the US, the Apple Quicktake, also from the 90s. Which was actually a Fuji DSX
This is the most Michael Stevens accessory ever. He WOULD be the guy to walk around rocking an "Apple Watch".
I love the background music
*I liked how Michael was justifying that newer strap as if we are going to call the FBI for that.* 😂
Newer? Older actually.
Whenever a vsauce short ends I just want him to go back to making long videos about random stuff
As a watch enthusiast, this type of shit is so interesting and fun for me
"The design on the watch is phenomenal" very Steve Jobs of you Michael
I want that watch so badly. Must be a fortune nowadays
I missed this music!
What's the title?
I NEED THE NAME
name PLS
@@benedictdumaliang7478 its good to be D
@@mmmichel its good to be D
That is one sick hands design. Apple really is a design company
apple should make a new version of it with the same design but better. I think it looks weird but GOOD.
Every time vsauce uploads we get 1 step closer to world peace
Memphis style is incredible. I need more of it in my life.
R.I.P. Steve Jobs.
For 1993 that's a really cool looking watch
Back when Apple designs had half of a soul left in them.
THAT GOES HARDDDDD
Imagine going to the Apple store to ask if they can fix your "Apple watch" even though it's not the modern one 😂
no roblox, no 2017, no games. just good music. i love the simplicity of the melody and the sounds. the harmonies are just spot on. love this song. rip james.
CONGRATS ON 20K ISHA!!🩷🩷 i love your nails so much! they’re so cute! you are one of the best asmrtists and you deserve so much!🩷🩷🩷
When watches told time and phones made calls. What a time to be alive. 👴
My uncle Craig still has his. He never let my brother and I touch it. We were only fascinated with the colorful logo 😂
Apple users: this is beautifully designed
Everyone else: this is goofy asf
I love this kind of stuff!
I just can't explain it.
That was the best watch they ever made
Now that you can 3D print pliable materials, I bet you can have somebody design you a watch strap that looks like the original.
Me: Mom I want an Apple Watch. What mom gave me:
Steve Jobs had insanely good taste .. he loved the old Leica cameras, the old Porsches and took inspiration from indian religious art as well.. subtle and simple..
Never seen anything like this. COOL!
His grandfathers watch strap looks really nice on it! I actually like it better!
It's like it ate a late 90s science museum/exhibit.
Idk why but the background music had Mr bouncing around like a zesty squidward
I know no one cares but there was actually another watch made in 1991 that came out before given out to the user group advisory committee. Sorry
wow i want one
Ebay mines for sale, this week only, the last available globally at the moment
Apple watch in 1995: 30 years of battery life
Apple watch in 2024: welp not charged this night im gonna die
*0:37** "It's like a little spermy shape." My dude really just said that lmao 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣*
*Wasn't expecting that lol 🤣🤣🤣!*
Hi Michael :)
that watch goes hard af no lie
🤦♂️
@@christopherwellman2364 lmao I thought the same thing. Wtf
They need to bring this design back
Foreshadowing the hockey puck mouse sounds like a bloody stretch