A) is anyone else super curious about how harvest was brought up and what her parents were like? B) I would so love to see harvest meeting a mom more woke than her with somehow more accomplished children than hers 😂 Love and hate harvest at the same time such a great video 💕
Aimal Chaudhry : Harvest's momma was probably a bra burner ~ glass-ceiling ball buster . Thus completely opposite of the woman liberals. Mary is amazing & not lazy at all!! #inspiration
I literally walked upstairs for a drink of water and I was talking to my mom about Harvest and I came downstairs and a notification popped up.... She has been summoned....LIKE BEETLEJUICE!!!!!
"Are your children well behaved or do they need a few light slams every now and then?" 😂😂 Not sure if the tail end of that Mrs. Doubtfire quote was intended, but it was appreciated.😉 I have been watching you for so long now and finally just had to comment. I fall asleep to one of your videos every night it seems. You are by far my favorite ASMRtist, right along with Maria and Ephemeral Rift. Absolutely love what you do. Your hard work and dedication to content shows, not to mention I can see you are a wonderful person with an infectious and fun personality! Your library roleplays are my favorite.😍 Would love another soon!😉😊 Congratulations on all your success and reaching 50,000. I have been watching you since long before. You deserve every one and many more!
staci abigail That was definitely a Mrs. Doubtfire reference! I love Robin Williams, and I love that movie! Thank you so much for your kind words! ❤️❤️
Thank you. This is literally the first night I'm going to sleep. See, I'm from Houston and we've had a hurricane/TS hitting us for 4 days and I'm finally in a position where I can sleep and not be in harm's way.
I find your Harvest videos so entertaining, I hope we will have more coming. Actually I was intrigued by the mysterious world of bitchy motherhood because it is so far from what I will ever live, so I checked Baby Center the other day and found it totally hilarious. The board where I landed was a farmyard filled with cannibal hens and moderated by Hitler. This is surreal. I take the opportunity to thank you for all your videos, I stoped watching asmr videos years ago because, just like you, it no longer did it for me after I started making my own videos. But yours work!
Watching this while my 198 month old little is at government mandated public school eating government mandated pizza for lunch! I'm the most un-woke mom ever!
cricketphx : We do what we must to keep our kids safe & nourished. From a previous cafeteria worker in SJC, FL: where kids bwlittled by cafeteria staff daily. Ugh 😑 makes me ill. That poverty line often misconstrued to benefit parent paying for school sNAP.
Funny because it's so true. My husband and I are child-free. We enjoyed our fur babies and time together. Most all of our previous friends and family live on farms and homeschool their children. They want to be self-sustaining. They have no time or any other interest.
I’m 17 and just had my first kid, my boyfriend doesn’t live with me and the baby because we live with my family, but he comes every morning by 6:30 and goes home around 11:30 every night, I’m holding my baby and watching this. Am I still a woke Mommy? 😘❤️😍 I love the harvest role plays!!
You are the only ASMRtist who still gives me tingles! Your voice, your cadence, your recording equipment, your ideas...it all works together beautifully. Do you have a Patreon or have you considered starting one? I would totally support you!
Haley Johnson oh u have no idea how real this is. Insecure woman who think they and their kids are so much better than everyone else exist all over in smaller towns. Harvest isn't a character, she's real and she's everywhere.
I need a Video Like this to take my mind of what's happening in South Texas. This character is great at annoying me and making me laugh. Thank you immensely for all you do, I cant thank you enough:)
Lol you are awesome this would be a great sitcom character. I skipped ahead and heard "you know when my Haven was 46 months old...." lol I hate when moms use months to describe kids over a year
Ok Mary, I’m not just saying this to be nice, but if you EVER have a show, I swear to god it would be a success. You’re an amazing actress! Cheers from an insomniac college student.
Sara Lewis I've seen her in jail and the first visit to the jail where she explained what got her in there with the cow, but I don't think I've seen what you are talking about. I'll have to try and find it. What character was she playing?
I tried so hard to fall asleep to this, but once you started talking about a 25 month old driving stick shift it was over for me... dying of laughter right now. 😹
Also, I think I just broke my brain trying to calculate my children's ages in months...106 months and 76 months...I think? I'll get there, Harvest, I'll get there.
Oh, I was talking about not being quite woke enough yet to correctly calculate MY littles' ages. Obviously, if Harvest changes Ngi and Haven's ages it reflects an advancement in their spiritual growth and thus adds months to their mortal age ;).
I appreciate your ever-so-subtle subliminal messages, Harvest! Baby-Wearing FTW! Also, Harvest, when you say "God bless," which God are you referring to? Aren't you your own God? You certainly are to your children. I'm sure that at 20 months (or younger,) your littles were hand-crafting their own bibles, bound with pine straw and tree sap. Namaste.
SouthernASMR Sounds See, I have a hard time believing someone who doesn't refer to their child's lifespan in terms of days, especially when the child is younger than 366 days old. Every single day of their life is precious, how dare you generalize by....gasp...months. 12 months," I'm sure. But, you're doing your best. Now that you know better, you, too, can actually judge better. This is all entirely satirical, in case that isn't clear to anyone reading.
SouthernASMR Sounds Oh, thank God. I was worried that you weren't spending every single second counting the lifespans of your children. I had to reach for my organic, gluten free, non GMO, dye-free, vegan hand-made soap, made in the Swiss alps as I was giving birth. Now I know better, and I can truly do better.
omg imagine harvest at the bank trying to get an investment for a business and persuading someone with her ideas... or, if you have seen dance moms what about woke moms? where harvest competes with other moms for her children to be raised "the best" loving your characters! x🤗💗
Harvest: You shouldn't be watching this right now. You should take be with your chidren. Me: This is the 3-3:30 AM time slot. Hopefully the kids are asleep. 😂
A) is anyone else super curious about how harvest was brought up and what her parents were like?
B) I would so love to see harvest meeting a mom more woke than her with somehow more accomplished children than hers 😂
Love and hate harvest at the same time such a great video 💕
Aimal Chaudhry : Harvest's momma was probably a bra burner ~ glass-ceiling ball buster . Thus completely opposite of the woman liberals. Mary is amazing & not lazy at all!! #inspiration
B) YES!!!
I feel shame for watching this instead of my littles
Although I’m 21 and without children so maybe I should feel less shameful
Lmao it's okay I'm 17 with no children and am watching this
20 here.. same 😂
Shame on you for not having littles yet.
🤣🤣How did you come up with this character? Great job!
I'm 37 and without kids by choice, that ok ?
Harvest: "Sit there with your lazy shameful selfish self watching this"
Me: *continues to sit and watch*
Well she aint wrong . . .
Now that I know a Harvest this all makes so much sense lol
When Harvest said "get your shit together" I opened my eyes in shock 😂
You know she means business when she busts out the profanity.
Kels Kush C
Hands down my favorite video of yours. Years later, it never gets old.
Harvest: :"I have the much coveted 3:00-3:30am time slot"
The Video: 55:01 minutes long
I literally walked upstairs for a drink of water and I was talking to my mom about Harvest and I came downstairs and a notification popped up....
She has been summoned....LIKE BEETLEJUICE!!!!!
Brookie8Cookie This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂
Role play: Harvest before her kids.
There was no Harvest before her kids!! 😂
"Are your children well behaved or do they need a few light slams every now and then?" 😂😂 Not sure if the tail end of that Mrs. Doubtfire quote was intended, but it was appreciated.😉 I have been watching you for so long now and finally just had to comment. I fall asleep to one of your videos every night it seems. You are by far my favorite ASMRtist, right along with Maria and Ephemeral Rift. Absolutely love what you do. Your hard work and dedication to content shows, not to mention I can see you are a wonderful person with an infectious and fun personality! Your library roleplays are my favorite.😍 Would love another soon!😉😊 Congratulations on all your success and reaching 50,000. I have been watching you since long before. You deserve every one and many more!
staci abigail That was definitely a Mrs. Doubtfire reference! I love Robin Williams, and I love that movie! Thank you so much for your kind words! ❤️❤️
Hmmm, what should I fall asleep to....CANCEL THAT, HARVEST IS BACK!! 😊😄🎉🎉
Gillian Barth Yes! I clicked as soon as I got the notification!
Thank you. This is literally the first night I'm going to sleep. See, I'm from Houston and we've had a hurricane/TS hitting us for 4 days and I'm finally in a position where I can sleep and not be in harm's way.
Marilyn V. Im so glad you got to a safe area!! Sweet dreams, you deserve them
I hope things get better down there soon, though it looks like Harvey's not done. I'm sorry you have to deal with that. :(
Marilyn V. I AM in Dallas. Prayers to y'all.
Kailee Rachar thank you.
Marilyn V. Thinking of you
Omg, I just made a comment about Harvest on your coins video and I got this notification! How ironic! I love her and detest her at the same time 😅.
For some reason your Harvest videos are my absolute favorite. I watch them all the time. So rude but also so funny! Thanks for the awesome work!
"Go look at your self in the mirror and point and you will see the source of acne"😂😂😂😂😂 I can't bitch💀😂
Blue berry ink?! Harvest is crazy! I love Harvest videos so much!
JWoody 04 Jacob Woodham?
You should make harvest her own channel and make it seem she is a real person. Imagine the views. :)
"I am called to school people on babycenter" 😂 Ugh, those boards.
I think that harvest should find out that her husband is cheating and start questioning her entire life and way of life
:)
SouthernASMR Sounds YOU'RE PLANNING SOMETHING AREN'T YOU
I find your Harvest videos so entertaining, I hope we will have more coming. Actually I was intrigued by the mysterious world of bitchy motherhood because it is so far from what I will ever live, so I checked Baby Center the other day and found it totally hilarious. The board where I landed was a farmyard filled with cannibal hens and moderated by Hitler. This is surreal. I take the opportunity to thank you for all your videos, I stoped watching asmr videos years ago because, just like you, it no longer did it for me after I started making my own videos. But yours work!
Watching this while my 198 month old little is at government mandated public school eating government mandated pizza for lunch! I'm the most un-woke mom ever!
cricketphx : We do what we must to keep our kids safe & nourished. From a previous cafeteria worker in SJC, FL: where kids bwlittled by cafeteria staff daily. Ugh 😑 makes me ill. That poverty line often misconstrued to benefit parent paying for school sNAP.
Lol! A few light slams 😂 I like the Mrs. Doubtfire quote, probably the only one who caught it. One of my fav movies!
One other person caught it last night.
I literally paused the video and scrolled down to see if anyone else had caught it, I'm glad we have some other Doubtfire fans here!
anddddd actress of 2017 goes to: SouthernAsmr Sounds🎉🎉
madison price her name is mary but anyways.
"well first of all you ended your sentence in a dangling participle so clearly you're the antichrist" LOL
Crocheting backpacks😂😂😂
Funny because it's so true. My husband and I are child-free. We enjoyed our fur babies and time together. Most all of our previous friends and family live on farms and homeschool their children. They want to be self-sustaining. They have no time or any other interest.
"Hot carob... #cheatday!" 🤣🤣 Oh gosh, so funny it hurts! 🤣🤣❤️
On the topic of the time slot, I started watching at 3:00 am so it's perfect!
Hope you don't have work today mate D:
3 am squad ayyyy
I’m 17 and just had my first kid, my boyfriend doesn’t live with me and the baby because we live with my family, but he comes every morning by 6:30 and goes home around 11:30 every night, I’m holding my baby and watching this. Am I still a woke Mommy? 😘❤️😍 I love the harvest role plays!!
Harvest has conditioned me to cringe whenever I hear the word "little" referring to kids.
Harvest makes me feel angry talking shit to me about how I parent the children I don't even have. She's a real piece of work lawdddd😂😂😂😂
that jacket is honestly so cool
Paige F Thank you! I bought it at a street fair in Greensboro, NC about three years ago.
i got to the walkie-talkie in the woods bit and lost my shit, Mary you're ridiculously talented
"Your husband is probably going to leave you" MY LORD MARY
You are the only ASMRtist who still gives me tingles! Your voice, your cadence, your recording equipment, your ideas...it all works together beautifully. Do you have a Patreon or have you considered starting one? I would totally support you!
Harvest is like all the facebook comments I see xD
Oh Harvest... Imagine actually being this extra 😅
Haley Johnson oh u have no idea how real this is. Insecure woman who think they and their kids are so much better than everyone else exist all over in smaller towns. Harvest isn't a character, she's real and she's everywhere.
I fell asleep last night in the middle of this and tonight I've come back!😂
You're literally my favourite xx
Hugs and kisses from Australia! 😊❤️
Cards made from fermented tree bark? Oh harvest! Why would you kill an innocent tree just to write questions down? Rest In Peace poor tree. 🙏🏻 namaste
this comment tho
Amazing as always! Request: Harvest pushes you to buy her life changing mlm product.
OMG YESSS SLAY US WITH YOUR INFINITE KNOWLEDGE, HARVEST!!
I need a Video Like this to take my mind of what's happening in South Texas. This character is great at annoying me and making me laugh. Thank you immensely for all you do, I cant thank you enough:)
I'm getting strong Dr Laura Show vibes from this. She's my favorite, so this is the best video ever. 10/10
I've had two sanctimommies in my life. One of them would always finish her smiley lectures with "God bless, honey."
I was just thinking about Harvest and suddenly this pops up! Harvest has me shook!
So much yyeeeessss!! How ASMR turned into entertainment for me I don't know but I'm down for it ;)
i was JUST looking at sanctimommy posts oh my
Lol you are awesome this would be a great sitcom character. I skipped ahead and heard "you know when my Haven was 46 months old...." lol I hate when moms use months to describe kids over a year
Can we get another episode of Harvest knows best I absolutely love it!!❤
I saw the exact comment that inspired that eclipse question a few videos ago lol
"I will actually never see this" Lol
Yay! I love harvest😊you are so talented at acting and comedy!
“Dealing with you is... labor-intensive” MY DAY TO DAY LIFE!
i punched my headboard when i was this in my recommended ! i freaking love harvest !
Ok Mary, I’m not just saying this to be nice, but if you EVER have a show, I swear to god it would be a success. You’re an amazing actress! Cheers from an insomniac college student.
You're channel is growing so fast! I'm so happy for you 🎊
When I read "Harvest knows best", somewhere in my mind a voice started singing "Mother knows best, Mother will protect you" :)
I love this so much. Thank you.
This is tooooo funny to fall asleep to for sure... But very entertaining I love it
Harvest makes me want to harvest Harvest.
Thank you for this, I'm sooo anxious because Hurricane Irma is going to hit soon and this calmed me down a good amount :)
Its like you've tuned into Portland,Or mommies...lol You're awesome!
This is THE BEST and FUNNIEST video ever! I've watched this like 6 times!!!!! I have no littles either!!!!
SSCGRRRL have you seen the video she does with lady green eyes asmr? The one with the cow Ronda. It tops this by far 😄
Sara Lewis I've seen her in jail and the first visit to the jail where she explained what got her in there with the cow, but I don't think I've seen what you are talking about. I'll have to try and find it.
What character was she playing?
Sara Lewis I just found it!!!!
SSCGRRRL I think I'm gonna have to check out the one you mentioned sounds hilarious 😄
This is the FUNNIEST video yet, Mary!
Hahaha this is so spot on. As always, I love it!
Oh my. This is hilarious and so creative😂😆
Yes!! I woke up to this! 😍😍
I love the t shirt!! At least, Harvest is right on being anti-smacking and what discipline actually is!!
I JUST SAW THIS AND GOT SO EXCITED!
This was hilarious! Thank you so much for this tingly funny video🤣
I tried so hard to fall asleep to this, but once you started talking about a 25 month old driving stick shift it was over for me... dying of laughter right now. 😹
UA-cam isn't showing you in my subs, grrrr. Glad I found the new vid anyway!
Oh Harvest, you organic free-range monster. Ha ha ha love it.
I've never clicked on a notification so fast. definitely gonna be sleeping good tonight ❤
I need a second episode
"Hand crafted note cards in 37 easy steps" lol
THE GAVIN CAFETERIA TABLE IS ON SALE !!!
Harvest sold Fischer's soul to have insanely smart mutant/demon children lmao. I need to sleep and stop theorizing
Hahaha... "I know THAT gesture. That was Ruuude." 😆🤣
Yay! Harvest cracks me up!
I love when you do this character (:
"I don't believe in the internet"
*stalks people on online discussion boards for moms
I don't get how Harvest got Fisher to have a baby with her, let alone 2, probably a potion with her breast milk 🍼
😂 After only 1 month Harvest's baby was already talking, walking, writing & reading...
& it already had teeth. 😂 🤣😂🤣😂
This is awesome!!
I love how the tv network gave harvest the time that'd probably get the least amount of views.Coincedence?I think not.
This is great!
Yessss!! Time for bed now haha 😄😄
I'm 113 days pregnant and food still tastes disgusting 😂😂😂
Why oh why did I immediately think of the "Mother knows best" song from Repunzel. I'm a weird human please tell I'm not the only one.
YES fuck it up harvest 🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I hope that nail polish is 10 free Harvest!
Watch the babies while they are asleep and kneed sour dough bread to feed them tomorrow😂😂😂
Seriously, what else do you have to do at 3am, MOMMY?!
" I'm a woke mommy." Omg I'm dying lol
Harvest is going in!!!😹😹👏👏🔥❤
Harvest, whatever would we "attempting to be woke" mommies do without you? Bless you.
Also, I think I just broke my brain trying to calculate my children's ages in months...106 months and 76 months...I think? I'll get there, Harvest, I'll get there.
I'm pretty sure they're not consistent from video to video...But pay no mind to that.
Oh, I was talking about not being quite woke enough yet to correctly calculate MY littles' ages. Obviously, if Harvest changes Ngi and Haven's ages it reflects an advancement in their spiritual growth and thus adds months to their mortal age ;).
I appreciate your ever-so-subtle subliminal messages, Harvest! Baby-Wearing FTW! Also, Harvest, when you say "God bless," which God are you referring to? Aren't you your own God? You certainly are to your children. I'm sure that at 20 months (or younger,) your littles were hand-crafting their own bibles, bound with pine straw and tree sap. Namaste.
Oh please. Only the delayed children were doing that at 20 months. MIIIINE were doing it at 12 months. /Smug chuckle
SouthernASMR Sounds
See, I have a hard time believing someone who doesn't refer to their child's lifespan in terms of days, especially when the child is younger than 366 days old. Every single day of their life is precious, how dare you generalize by....gasp...months. 12 months," I'm sure. But, you're doing your best. Now that you know better, you, too, can actually judge better.
This is all entirely satirical, in case that isn't clear to anyone reading.
I prefer to break it down into hours. Better yet, minutes. No, seconds. #KnowBetterDoBetter
SouthernASMR Sounds
Oh, thank God. I was worried that you weren't spending every single second counting the lifespans of your children. I had to reach for my organic, gluten free, non GMO, dye-free, vegan hand-made soap, made in the Swiss alps as I was giving birth. Now I know better, and I can truly do better.
3-3:30 AM time slot, yet it's a fifty minute video 🤣
Frank did indicate they were running over.
it’s like harvest knew i’d be eating loaded tater tots while watching this video 😖
omg imagine harvest at the bank trying to get an investment for a business and persuading someone with her ideas...
or, if you have seen dance moms what about woke moms? where harvest competes with other moms for her children to be raised "the best"
loving your characters!
x🤗💗
Harvest: You shouldn't be watching this right now. You should take be with your chidren.
Me: This is the 3-3:30 AM time slot. Hopefully the kids are asleep. 😂
Harvest must go on the internet a lot lol