Yep even in Ontario I had a bunch of coaches who would say you should crush pasta as your pre game meal, even once we were 15-16 and guys were taking the gym and kitchen seriously they still would tell those guys they knew nothing eat pasta lol
@@ColGessoI played triple a growing up and made east coast selects and of our 92 age group of Americans there are maybe 5 guys still left in the show. Point being it’s extremely Unlikely he’ll make it to the show. But I’m sure he’ll have a great successful career and have some lasting memories and friends! I’m 31 and my best ride or dies are my line mates from almost 15 years ago!
One of the most animated lower halves of someone’s face I’ve ever seen. And then there’s his eyes, with negative animation lol. Just consistently lookin like he’s perpetually snorting a line
So weird, right before scrolling to this one, literally the video before, I was thinking about what I ate this morning and if it was enough to play hockey here in 45 min.
I over heard a coach to middle schooler aged kids . Saying " your parents are disappointed in you" and "you should hang your head in shame". I've been playing hockey for 18 ish years some coaches are toxic,and kids in that end up depressed.
In fairness, donuts are excellent high calorie foods with no real substance to them which makes them ideal for making you feel full but not actually being full which is great for a hockey game.
i'm fortunate enough to be so skinny it doesn't matter what I eat before games. One time I didn't eat anything for 5 hours and McDonald's was the last stop before i get on the freeway to the rink, so i had no choice but to have a big mac and I ended up getting a shutout.
Had a coach bench me for drinking a pure leaf ice tea before a junior B game 🤣🤣 still cracks me up to this day that actually happened in real life. Can’t make that shit up.
Phil Kessel said it’s okay coach
Phil Kessel would say did you have a hot dog to
Or big buff ✈️ ‘s
Steely scores 6 while the rest have to take a 💩
Kessel only approves of tube steaks😂
Plus 2 hotdogs
Little did Coach know that the kid who had donuts was the only one to make it to the NHL and his name was Phil "Stealie" Kessel.
And then there are Saskatchewan coaches, "did y'all make sure to have a big bowl of pasta so you'll have energy for the game?"
Day before*
That's what I was thinking.
Yep even in Ontario I had a bunch of coaches who would say you should crush pasta as your pre game meal, even once we were 15-16 and guys were taking the gym and kitchen seriously they still would tell those guys they knew nothing eat pasta lol
Ya. It's called carbo-loading
Pasta works tho its carb loading
The “your not buying into our program” shaming in front of the whole team is so accurate 😂😂
“Doughnut Dust” 😂
That better of been one good donut
Boohoo
Better have *
They be losing their mind over 15 grams of sugar
Shouldnt be eating sugar before a game tho
@@masweber14yep
@@masweber14ummm sugar is energy
@@masweber14that ain’t sugar my guy
@@masweber14all the freak athletes I’ve ever met almost all of them had shit diets.
Dude, you do a great job of this! Spot on hockey room talk, absolutely hilarious. I especially like your cut Phil Kessel clips, fuc#ing great man!
Not the first two 😭 it’s only one donut coach I can skate it off.
😂😂😂
This is hilarious and u are so underrated😂😂😂
Fr
It isn't.
@@greg0uk you just don’t understand the joke
@@greg0uk stfu he is funny
@@Altered-s4k I did. It just wasn’t funny.
That donut dust man 😂😂
This man’s humor is so good you are unbelievably underrated
Thinking like champion (Phil Kessel) definitely plays like a champion.
fr! i play aaa and our coach is not like this, but they are extremely strict.
You gonna make it to the show?
@@ColGessoI played triple a growing up and made east coast selects and of our 92 age group of Americans there are maybe 5 guys still left in the show.
Point being it’s extremely
Unlikely he’ll make it to the show. But I’m sure he’ll have a great successful career and have some lasting memories and friends!
I’m 31 and my best ride or dies are my line mates from almost 15 years ago!
Dude I thought the white stuff was sum else😂
Same 💀
I didn't see that until the pro locker rooms lol
Plenty of protein
Fax
Yeah, you would 🙄
I played AAA hockey, I had Copenhagen and red bull before games
love how they act like kids can’t work off 14 taco bell tacos and a cake
i didn’t get impacted by what i ate until after high school lol
AAA hockey is older than high school. It's even older than college
@@seanbrower4701 what? no its not, its just a level of travel, it is youth hockey still (18u)
Honestly, the donut is probably the best pre-workout food option if we’re talking from a pure glycogen storage performance level
I came to the comments to say the same thing lol
This is the definition of the coach from letter Kenny
Wish he woulda threw in a “tons of water” after he said I had a donut before the game 😂😂😂😂
One of the most animated lower halves of someone’s face I’ve ever seen. And then there’s his eyes, with negative animation lol. Just consistently lookin like he’s perpetually snorting a line
my dance team would be dead if we had to do this, we normally eat jelly beans and sugar packets before comps lol
Omg this is so true lol. You just took me back 25 years ago. Thanks that was great 😅😂
Phil kessel has entered the chat
“No coach it’s cocaine…with tons of water”
Coach: good, next time share some with the rest of the class.
Haha meanwhile players in the NHL asking for Coke and Pepsi on the bench 😂
My guy Is the goat for eating donut for the extra little boost😂😂
The accuracy of this. Big GTHL AAA energy
I’m laughing and idk how accurate this is I don’t watch much hockey lol
Man we watch this multiple times a day
Bro is UNDERRATED FOR REAL 😂😂😂
Lmao the tons of water hits home hard. Wont let u play if ur not hydrated right. Crazy man. Taken too serious lol
That pen click is perfectly timed
Sit em for the first two Coach Chip! Unacceptable! 😂
Since the brad marchant video, I can't unsee the rat filter when he's turning aside.
The funniest part is the donut is better fuel than an omelette pre game 😂
Yea suuuuuure I definitely believe that's a donut
Is that donut dust 😂 Chippy is the GOAT
Underrated channel
This gave me flashbacks
Donuts are a good pregame meal cause it helped Phil get to the NHL
Steely is that donut dust 😳
I dont know why, probably just high, but the way you call powder "donut dust" has me rolling😂😂😂
So weird, right before scrolling to this one, literally the video before, I was thinking about what I ate this morning and if it was enough to play hockey here in 45 min.
This is also the Colorado Avalanche when Mackinnon finds you eating something unhealthy
Dead af rn, watched ot 4 times and laughed the whole time
Power move telling the team that he's sitting out before telling him.
My football team was runnin of the honey crullers
I dont know shit about hockey but these shorts are great lol
Whew!!! I was thinking Graham James was let out.
Legend has it that steely is still sitting
Phil the thrill. The stanly cup champion caveman. Fuckin legend
Protein powder.. had to hit all my macros
I went to comment this then saw I already did. My memory is questionable to say the least.
Thought he’d be having rips for breakfast Lmao
My dude is gonna be buzzing on the bench 😂
“Ay Phil, what’d you ha- IS THAT RELISH ON YOUR FACE?!”
Gotta respect the pregame birthday rituals coach
The hardest part about AAA is not telling everyone
“is that donut dust”😭😂
if kessel played for a AAA team lol
At least that donut will have time to settle. 😂
the players that eat the worst things commonly perform during the game
Not me watching this on my birthday
And then Steelie managed to score hatrick in the third
“Steely what did you eat before the game?”
“Uh coach… I had max”
Just found this guy but funny ah content keep it up
DONUT DUST😂😂😂 I'm 50 years old and never ever did i hear the shit arond a donut being called DUST😂😂 😂😂
I’m not going to lie when I first saw the dust and the facial expression I thought our boy did cocaine 😂
Stealie is going to make the nhl and win 3 cups. No stress.
Yes coach, it's donut dust... MOVE ONNNN.
He then gets a hat trick in the 3rd
Chicken, rice and broccoli goes hard
I over heard a coach to middle schooler aged kids . Saying " your parents are disappointed in you" and "you should hang your head in shame". I've been playing hockey for 18 ish years some coaches are toxic,and kids in that end up depressed.
Oh yea “donut dust” mhmmm riiiiiiight
In fairness, donuts are excellent high calorie foods with no real substance to them which makes them ideal for making you feel full but not actually being full which is great for a hockey game.
Goalies I ATE EVERYTHING
Listen, Sidney Crosby has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before each game, I think Steel’s gonna be alright lol
at first i did not think that was donut
*the guy who takes 3 scoops of pre-work out before the game
You can see the ring light in his eyes
Tons of water too
So Nate MacKinnon runs every AAA team
This happened to me one time, except my coaches nuts hurt after the game. Thanks, mom. 😂
Pennywise eating donuts again 🍩
Bro I would never play if I played hockey and or with a coach like that
Donuts are fine as long as someones mom brought orange slices and lime gatorade
Red Bull, nicotine, and maybe a pretzel or a muffin.
“Is that DoNuT dUsT???”
Ask Gretzky what his pre game meal was
Donut guy scoring 2 goals after the 2 min up. Protein guys have no carbs in them.
Phil Kessel, built like a toy from toy story and could still wipe my face on the ice.
"Is that donut dust"
"No coach that's cu-"
i'm fortunate enough to be so skinny it doesn't matter what I eat before games. One time I didn't eat anything for 5 hours and McDonald's was the last stop before i get on the freeway to the rink, so i had no choice but to have a big mac and I ended up getting a shutout.
I had a coach put me on a diet plan in bantam aaa 😂 this gives me ptsd
Lucky the rest of the team didn't break out the bars of soap, socks and blanket
Definitely thought it was booger sugar for his bday 😂
Is that donut dustLol 😂😂❤
Are you sure that’s donut dust 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Had a coach bench me for drinking a pure leaf ice tea before a junior B game 🤣🤣 still cracks me up to this day that actually happened in real life. Can’t make that shit up.
"Donut dust" 😂😂😂