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  • @floridaman7490
    @floridaman7490 3 роки тому +5326

    "Guitars hurt, and no one tells you that. I don't like feeling hurt." As a musician, I felt that.

    • @chrise.321
      @chrise.321 3 роки тому +95

      I wanna play guitar but it really does hurt. 😪

    • @skipperfishy5161
      @skipperfishy5161 3 роки тому +117

      Bro guitar string pain is underrated

    • @christophermartinez2608
      @christophermartinez2608 3 роки тому +14

      @@skipperfishy5161 im lucky my fingers adjusted to them quick lol

    • @eamon2please
      @eamon2please 3 роки тому +169

      Don't fret.

    • @jeremywhistler2850
      @jeremywhistler2850 3 роки тому +31

      I started out guitar using a pick! I guess I'm lucky. My fingers are caliced now though. Sorry if I spelled caliced wrong, I've actually never spelled it before.

  • @carrots_arelife2924
    @carrots_arelife2924 3 роки тому +3404

    "But then I just stared at my phone and I looked up and now it's October"
    This is scarily accurate!!

    • @RspbyLmn
      @RspbyLmn 3 роки тому +22

      I'm obviously still looking at mine.

    • @biggmonie
      @biggmonie 3 роки тому +4

      Right!!!!

    • @DanHovarter
      @DanHovarter 3 роки тому +1

      Only for citiots who don't have lives other than restaurants and gyms 🤣

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +3

      @@DanHovarter I like that wird. Citiots

    • @lisaut96
      @lisaut96 3 роки тому +1

      Guilty 😁

  • @SinaRan301
    @SinaRan301 3 роки тому +1471

    This is a brilliant satire of human commitment

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +30

      Or lack thereof

    • @alexiswilliamsinc
      @alexiswilliamsinc 3 роки тому +20

      Absolute gold! “Guitars hurt and nobody tells you that.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @SinaRan301
      @SinaRan301 3 роки тому +4

      @ 300 people above and the millions that watch disagree

    • @johnc1280
      @johnc1280 3 роки тому +5

      @ ya that’s very drinking the hater-rade. SNL put out some funny shitt even after those golden eras. Sure a few seasons of junk but theres been some good material

    • @BillStrathearn
      @BillStrathearn 3 роки тому +1

      This is an actual commercial for eBay. Does anyone think they didn't pay for and have creative input on this piece?

  • @sarahellis6703
    @sarahellis6703 3 роки тому +983

    "but then I just stared at my phone and then I looked up and...now it's october" okay i feel attacked

  • @talkingaboutthenewsinasati6705
    @talkingaboutthenewsinasati6705 3 роки тому +1493

    “Guitars hurt. No one tells you that.”

    • @lassenbaertschkovalchick
      @lassenbaertschkovalchick 3 роки тому +14

      This was the only actually decent comment when I watched this video

    • @samuelsmith5773
      @samuelsmith5773 3 роки тому +16

      Too true! In college, I bought a 12 string guitar (how else could you be a true college student in the ‘70s?). After the first weekend, back it went. My fingers were bloody from those tiny, steel high note strings.

    • @artstrology
      @artstrology 3 роки тому +8

      I TOLD EVERYONE !!!! Nobody listened.

    • @LukaszVT40k
      @LukaszVT40k 3 роки тому +1

      I want to like this, but that would change the number to 667...

    • @saurabht3540
      @saurabht3540 3 роки тому +1

      My story when I was in college

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 3 роки тому +1456

    I feel better knowing that people with productive lives on SNL also did this exact same thing.
    P.S. I don't know why certain commenters on this thread are persisting under the delusion that this "joke" is born of anything other than personally lived experience. What makes this sketch so endearing is that it is relatable. Yes, semi-famous people are dealing with the shut-down just like we all are.

    • @InHisService333
      @InHisService333 3 роки тому

      Ask yourself are you better off now than you were a year ago, and why? Below is my answer to the question on my podcast as an African American. Take a listen!
      d3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net/staging/2020-9-11/117314268-44100-2-6c8868c5b2ddb.m4a

    • @muteuser
      @muteuser 3 роки тому +18

      Well it was a pandemic bud, not a writer's retreat. All of the fucked up shit going on probably contributed a little bit in not being able to buckle down and write that screenplay you've had kicking around in your head.

    • @InHisService333
      @InHisService333 3 роки тому +2

      @@muteuser they got the President. The Deep State Democrats and Press have attempted an assassination on Trump by purposely infecting him.with covi. Call off the Election Niow. The CCP Antifa and Democratic party are attempting a Hijacking of our Government
      d3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net/staging/2020-9-2/114239777-44100-2-2f5904564155e.m4a

    • @kddavis5492
      @kddavis5492 3 роки тому +17

      @@InHisService333 liar

    • @penelopevee1684
      @penelopevee1684 3 роки тому +11

      It's a sketch ma'am.
      The actual performers were probably productive as hell working on a new season

  • @wakerglass3730
    @wakerglass3730 3 роки тому +634

    Was waiting to click "skip ad" and I realized I was watching the actual video

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality 2 роки тому +92

    “Guitars hurt, no one tells you that” is the EXACT reaction i had after buying a guitar lmao i need to sell it 😭😭

    • @lovetolovefairytales
      @lovetolovefairytales 5 місяців тому +1

      I didn't mind the hurt. I had to sell mine for plane tickets to escape abusive relatives 9 years ago. I miss it.

    • @Christopher-md7tf
      @Christopher-md7tf 2 місяці тому

      Did you sell it

  • @roccorizzi9186
    @roccorizzi9186 3 роки тому +498

    I relate so much to this... Like right now, where I'm watching SNL skits instead of doing something productive.

    • @gailremp8389
      @gailremp8389 3 роки тому +14

      Yep. Me too. Like trying to friggin sleep. Which like most of us we're not doing very much of right at the moment..

    • @soxdebbie
      @soxdebbie 3 роки тому +2

      yeah, except this is free:)

    • @jennysmith9591
      @jennysmith9591 3 роки тому

      so meta

    • @steelrz44
      @steelrz44 3 роки тому

      😬😬😬😬

    • @nspector
      @nspector 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, and also right now, where I am watching SNL skits instead of doing something productive.

  • @segamai
    @segamai 3 роки тому +75

    Lol Heidi’s blissed out, dissasociating thousand-yard stare is SUCH a mood

  • @nataleeflores3487
    @nataleeflores3487 3 роки тому +55

    "Guitars hurt" was a funny chuckle spurt. Seeing good range from Chris this week.

  • @maxscameraguy
    @maxscameraguy 3 роки тому +530

    As a full time ebay seller, this is hilarious.

    • @mlguy8376
      @mlguy8376 3 роки тому +37

      Max scamer a guy - is a perfect name for eBay ;).

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 3 роки тому +7

      robert Chin is it Max Camera Guy....or it is really Max Scamer A Guy....we will never know. Maybe both

    • @maxscameraguy
      @maxscameraguy 3 роки тому +13

      @@amazingabby25 its Maxs Camera Guy

    • @carsonpercival
      @carsonpercival 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you for helping me find my dream profession

    • @amberrichter643
      @amberrichter643 2 роки тому +3

      @@mlguy8376 scammer has two M's

  • @Jade-pf8dw
    @Jade-pf8dw 3 роки тому +66

    Heidi Gardner has the best "commercial lady" faces ever.

  • @poojak11
    @poojak11 3 роки тому +38

    The chips on the guitar was next level. And the chef’s knife. And that harp. Rosetta Stone! Prebay. Damn that skit was amazing

  • @amberdoty83
    @amberdoty83 3 роки тому +381

    “This message doesn’t apply to you if you work or have kids”
    Welp, I work and have a child and I still bought an
    a$$ load of paint supplies in April from Amazon that I used one...single...time

    • @InHisService333
      @InHisService333 3 роки тому +3

      We a llowed the wolves to take our sheep, our children and devour them and re educate them and indoctrinate them. we gave up so they gave in. We did a better job storming Normandy and defending a foriegn ally than our own discarded fellow citizen. We could stop bullets but not drugs, rebuild Nagasaki but not our Inner cities Allies. Invest our treasury in an excercise of hate, but so little will to our own properly educate.
      We thought the battle and the war for what we valued and cherished was always across an ocean. over there, somewhere whe it was always here, over here under our own nose and feet but that was the fight we abandoned and withdrew ourselves for we did not care. not enough at least. We are reaping domestically our own apathy and complacency, lethargy and indignity. So Now is the time to regain, regroup, redo and reimagine again those highest ideals and goals , that vision to recapture our future for our posterity and then prosperity of a legacy worthy of us.
      However in actuality, when the law of diminishing return is in effect even the chance at any increment is increasingly unlikely. only the integrity and the resolve of the individual will determine the outcome
      d3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net/staging/2020-7-19/99760785-44100-2-99ccd9700e85e.m4a

    • @LazarusSlade
      @LazarusSlade 3 роки тому +5

      If you have tubes of acrylic paint that you didn't use I'll buy them from you.

    • @fitzfitzgerald1249
      @fitzfitzgerald1249 3 роки тому

      Ask yourself are you better off now than you were a year ago, and why? Below is my answer to the question on my podcast as an African American. Take a listen!
      d3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net/staging/2020-9-11/117314268-44100-2-6c8868c5b2ddb.m4a

    • @dyinhope6840
      @dyinhope6840 3 роки тому +4

      Lol...painted my houses entire interior over past 2 weeks.

    • @gv3793
      @gv3793 3 роки тому +2

      Same and bought mine tons of “enrichment tools” that are now collecting dust in the closet

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 3 роки тому +402

    e-Bay: When you want to get rid of the crap you impulse bought.

    • @alexcarter8807
      @alexcarter8807 3 роки тому +1

      You'd not believe the scientific shit I sell on the 'bay but yeah ... tons of consumer stuff.

    • @pc6461
      @pc6461 3 роки тому

      It doesn’t sell. No one else wants it either

    • @annaf3915
      @annaf3915 3 роки тому +1

      I was ahead of my time and gave away my gigantic bread maker in August. The neighbours were thrilled to receive it and haven`t gotten around to trying it yet.

  • @michaellasfetto5810
    @michaellasfetto5810 3 роки тому +32

    I lost it at the chromatic harp. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA My harp playing friends purposefully drive minivans so that they can schlep them around town.

    • @athecheat
      @athecheat 3 роки тому +5

      I've been going mad to buy a hurdy gurdy but lucky for my pocketbook all of the luthiers of ones I picked are either dead or retired. And, my roomates would have evicted me if I fired that thing up

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 3 роки тому

      Anything that involves a mini i say no to....and i have 3 kids

    • @P1983sche
      @P1983sche 3 роки тому

      Dude your comment is funny AF

    • @sherayok
      @sherayok 3 роки тому +2

      You have more than one friend who plays the harp?? :)

    • @michaellasfetto5810
      @michaellasfetto5810 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah! I was a music major and my school had a really good harp teacher, so I have several friends who play harp: Moriah, Tomoko, Jeff, Adrienne, Rachel, and the gal who plays in my community wind ensemble to name a few. Well, she's more of an acquaintance, but I was starting to befriend her because we often sat next to each other in rehearsal. Since we stopped rehearsing because of COVID, I haven't seen her and forgot her name.
      But they all drive vans because a lever harp won't fit in a car or SUV. Playing on a smaller harp won't allow them to play in all keys. A harpist is almost always expected to bring their instrument, unless they're traveling by plane. If that's the case, they usually contact the Lyon and Healy company--which is pretty much the only company to get them from in the US--and ask who in the area that they're visiting has a harp they can rent for the gig.
      My university does their graduation ceremonies at the Tacoma Dome, and the orchestra plays for it. Between our sound check and the call time, my harpist friend in the orchestra and I decided to hop in her van to go to the Tully's downtown and get coffee. Between the hills near the coffee shop, her terrible driving, and the smaller harp sliding around in the back of the van that normally was kept in place by the harp she had set up for the ceremony, it was by far the most terrifying coffee outing I have ever gone on in my life. Whenever I visit and stop by that particular Tully's, or if I ever see a white Dodge Caravan, I think of her.

  • @AliciaNyblade
    @AliciaNyblade 3 роки тому +41

    This is so true. I was already living on a budget before quarantine, so if anything lock down made me even more careful with my money, but I did set a bunch of goals for myself: "I'll finally get that stage play and novel done. Hell, I might even start outlining the second book in the series!" And now it's June of 2021 and I've spent most of my time here, on UA-cam.

  • @mjmaccabee7252
    @mjmaccabee7252 3 роки тому +88

    Another dead-on bit. I'm laughing, and, yeah, wincing a little in recognition, too.

  • @mrsgollum
    @mrsgollum 3 роки тому +127

    I feel both seen and attacked

  • @snacking5908
    @snacking5908 3 роки тому +9

    “So, this is the houuusse” funniest part of the video 😂 1:01

  • @IU_fanboy
    @IU_fanboy 3 роки тому +161

    me telling myself i was gonna be fluent in norwegian by may: 👁👄👁

    • @RspbyLmn
      @RspbyLmn 3 роки тому +8

      Italian for me 😂

    • @arcticlight232
      @arcticlight232 3 роки тому +6

      haha Icelandic here

    • @sherayok
      @sherayok 3 роки тому +9

      Spanish for me. :)

    • @illyth63
      @illyth63 3 роки тому +5

      Russian here

    • @AlaskanThunder245
      @AlaskanThunder245 3 роки тому +3

      Ich habe eigentlich große Fortschritte mit meinem Deutsch gemacht :)

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 3 роки тому +73

    I bought a pound of flour in the beginning of the shut down. Then I bought a plastic container to put said flour. Seven months later, that flour is still in its plastic coffin, slowly dying from neglect.
    What the eff was I even thinking?! 🤔 🙄

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 3 роки тому +2

      Your flour probably has bugs by now if you didn't freeze it for a few days after buying it.

    • @kanyetwitty6158
      @kanyetwitty6158 3 роки тому +9

      Not true. As long as it's in an air tight container, it's fine. No need to freeze it. That just sounds odd.

    • @OO-df3my
      @OO-df3my 3 роки тому +4

      This particular comment made me lol than necessary and I don't know why😎

    • @jewelqueen5949
      @jewelqueen5949 3 роки тому +1

      Same!!!

    • @Mel-pb5xw
      @Mel-pb5xw 3 роки тому +6

      @@toastedjoe1013 not true AT ALL. If in a sealed container white flour will still be fine. Zero reason to freeze. (It is, on the other hand, best to freeze wheat flour & cornmeal/ flour if it’s not going to used up completely within a month or so; it’s then still easy to use/ measure directly out of the freezer as needed.)

  • @livetime2779
    @livetime2779 3 роки тому +90

    0:56. Using a guitar to help hold your nachos. If you are doing this you probably want to sell it on e-Bay.

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 3 роки тому +1

      Then you can get one of those $10 Taco Bell nacho party packs to enjoy alone.

    • @athecheat
      @athecheat 3 роки тому +1

      Dunno, looks cool and practical to use it as a high rise nacho shelf

    • @themotheroftacos9712
      @themotheroftacos9712 3 роки тому +1

      But then where I am supposed to put my nachos?

  • @CoolhandLukeSkywalkr
    @CoolhandLukeSkywalkr 3 роки тому +170

    This sketch is on point. I just got a pasta maker.

    • @Mel-pb5xw
      @Mel-pb5xw 3 роки тому +4

      @Brian hopefully to make fabulous pasta?🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @constituenta5293
      @constituenta5293 3 роки тому

      You mean people are still buying those? I was about to throw mine out - it even as a VHS instruction guide.

    • @healinggrounds19
      @healinggrounds19 3 роки тому

      Mine is still in its box. From March.

    • @CoolhandLukeSkywalkr
      @CoolhandLukeSkywalkr 3 роки тому

      @@healinggrounds19 I just got the Marcato 150 a few days ago. Been making fettuccine noodles. Made them several times so far. It's 👌. Unfortunately, they charge quite a bit extra for the spaghetti and ravioli attachments.

    • @jacquelinecaoline4311
      @jacquelinecaoline4311 3 роки тому

      My Oct/Nov video had to get pushed back because the professional athletes I had lined up for it are now under strict COVID protocols. Just means you’ll get a twofer in early 2021. On the bright side, you’ll be getting 1.5 videos in Dec :) 💨✨💣✨💨

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 3 роки тому +113

    PreBay should definitely be a thing. Did everyone at SNL work at an ad agency?

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +3

      Probably as interns, but no part-time or full-time stuff as far as I know. I know Kristen Wiig was once a receptionist at a plastic surgery office and Bill Hader was a Hollywood production assistant.

    • @sleekoduck
      @sleekoduck 3 роки тому

      I know someone who did both, so it wouldn't surprise me.

  • @GenevieveThornton
    @GenevieveThornton 3 роки тому +70

    I bought 3 big paint-by-numbers kits in may and they’re still sitting in their box. It’s directional painting, not even real painting, and I couldn’t do it 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @barbarawatkins4422
      @barbarawatkins4422 3 роки тому +3

      They have several paint by number apps for the phone or tablet. I many in my phone. I’m just saying. Lol.

    • @SheynaVVV
      @SheynaVVV 3 роки тому

      I did one and hope to do another, but other than that . . . Pffffffffft

  • @monitoler5721
    @monitoler5721 3 роки тому +41

    I spent $200 on hair styling equipment i wanted to learn and I just moved them into a box in the storage room. This skit was painfully accurate 🥴

    • @merebrillante
      @merebrillante 3 роки тому +5

      Bought a curling iron, a curling rod, a T3 blow dryer, a ceramic round blow drying brush, and over $200 of “product." My hair looks the same.

    • @EliStettner
      @EliStettner 3 роки тому +2

      Same, bought an 80$ sewing machine, slugged 8 masks, hemmed one dress (for my mom) and then never touched it

  • @ZeroChannelZero
    @ZeroChannelZero 2 місяці тому +2

    0:03 she's writing a $2200 check to rent bricks 😂

  • @alphajava761
    @alphajava761 3 роки тому +52

    Unopened items are a selling feature fixture on eBay. Lol.

  • @gv3793
    @gv3793 3 роки тому +50

    Damn SNL, you don’t have to come for me like this!!!
    ..
    I bought a box of knitting for beginners to get a start on my winter sweater (only open it to see everything) then was French and Japanese (only did it for a week) and the bunch of art crafts for my kid who only used it once

    • @chrise.321
      @chrise.321 3 роки тому +1

      I bought about 75 skeins of yarn to start crocheting in Feb-March, plus I had a phone site job where I could do it at work to stay busy. Got a new job in May...haven't touched it since!!

    • @gv3793
      @gv3793 3 роки тому

      @@chrise.321 I though it would be my “relaxation and experience moment” everyone was getting 😂

    • @athecheat
      @athecheat 3 роки тому +6

      I signed up for an advanced bio chemistry course online even though I hate chemistry and failed it in high school. And I never logged back in.

  • @HAMID___
    @HAMID___ 3 роки тому +20

    I’ve literally binge watched “selling sunset” during this quarantine

    • @dblazer321
      @dblazer321 3 роки тому +5

      the "so this is the house" was on point

    • @HAMID___
      @HAMID___ 3 роки тому

      @@dblazer321 yep. The whole show is very shallow

  • @HumbleRonin
    @HumbleRonin 3 роки тому +53

    "This commercial does not apply to you if you work or have kids"
    Now it makes sense

  • @fourthgirl
    @fourthgirl 3 роки тому +15

    *glances at unused, brand new sewing machine in closet.

  • @darklightstudio
    @darklightstudio 3 роки тому +3

    Haha! "Guitars Hurt - no one tell you that! I don't like feeling hurt." I love it.

  • @CanaryValens
    @CanaryValens 3 роки тому +3

    I must admit I brought a brand new laptop at the beginning of the pandemic thinking I was going to write a book. Turns out I just like watching UA-cam videos 😂😂

    • @jewelqueen5949
      @jewelqueen5949 3 роки тому

      You made me spit my wine out!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gredran
    @Gredran 3 роки тому +6

    Was so happy to hear Cecily’s announcer voice again!
    Also spot on as always!

  • @fish7625
    @fish7625 3 роки тому +20

    I love SNL

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 3 роки тому +2

    That Prebay service where something gets delivered, reboxed, and carried out was so on point it broke my brain. That’s how I see 95% of those monthly box rackets (stitchfix etc). Half that stuff should come with a garbage can manufactured around it to save you some time. Prebay reminded me exactly of recurring-charge companies, which seem almost as wasteful as a gambling addiction.

  • @savageclassymoody386
    @savageclassymoody386 3 роки тому +2

    This is so accurate😹😹😹😹

  • @KatieCottingham
    @KatieCottingham 3 роки тому +6

    That "doesn't apply if you worked" line is 100% accurate. My hours went up for a while as coworkers couldn't come in because of their kids. Now that all the extra work led to needing surgery and a way longer recovery time than I'd expected, I'm starting to understand. Living without something of a routine is actually pretty freaking miserable.

  • @Al-ok1lj
    @Al-ok1lj 3 роки тому +2

    Me at the Apple store: “ooohhh. iPhone 12 Pro Max!”
    Realizing that I have kids.
    Me on eBay: “refurbished iPhone 6s.”

  • @michelerich1590
    @michelerich1590 2 роки тому

    "Wait! Girl, you'll never open this" ahahahah Heidi's goes 'oooo' 🤣

  • @butterflysmile348
    @butterflysmile348 3 роки тому +2

    I use my eBay knife to open my Amazon packages 😂😂😂

  • @e.a.2712
    @e.a.2712 3 роки тому +6

    “Guitars hurt, and no one tells you that. I don’t like feeling hurt.” 0:48
    That really cracked me up 😄

  • @christianschoff2490
    @christianschoff2490 3 роки тому +10

    Hey, when did used books become cheaper on eBay than on Amazon? Because eBay has been killing it with the used paperbacks.

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 3 роки тому +3

      @@meelymusic123 I meant real book books. xD I'm not in school. I just like to read.

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 3 роки тому +1

      @@meelymusic123 but thank you.

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 3 роки тому +1

      E-books are free from the library and you can get them instantly anytime of day.

    • @SENone-wu5cd
      @SENone-wu5cd 3 роки тому

      @@toastedjoe1013 Library & archive.org are PreBay for books

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 3 роки тому

      @@SomeRandomBlackWoman Still more expensive than eBay.

  • @Countfoscolikesmice
    @Countfoscolikesmice 3 роки тому +6

    $400 knife for packages. That hit hard.

  • @kaseycarpenter73
    @kaseycarpenter73 3 роки тому +17

    Buy a drink for whoever slipped DFW's Infinite Jest in there.

    • @johnny8030
      @johnny8030 3 роки тому +1

      next to the paint brushes . hilarious

    • @philipthoennes4546
      @philipthoennes4546 3 роки тому +3

      That was my favorite part of the sketch.

  • @ydevay1674
    @ydevay1674 3 роки тому +21

    I have kids still bought so much stuff, like house plants that are dead now.

    • @athecheat
      @athecheat 3 роки тому +3

      Lol! Me too!!! I'm home and dont know how I managed to still kill them with constant care

    • @Topaz_Estrella
      @Topaz_Estrella 3 роки тому +2

      I tried to grow my own basil TWICE. I have a dead plant currently sitting on my kitchen counter.

  • @falloutgirl902
    @falloutgirl902 3 роки тому +3

    Chris Redd is the best thing to happen to SNL for a long time his mannerisms crack me up.

  • @fignewton0000
    @fignewton0000 3 роки тому

    Lol the harp XD and the look on her face just said "damn" without any words

  • @misteramerica5893
    @misteramerica5893 3 роки тому +21

    My favorite thing about this skit is how the crowd isn’t too enthusiastic, because we’re all guilty of this... it struck a real chord on my unused guitar I bought back in April.

  • @christophermartinez2608
    @christophermartinez2608 3 роки тому +3

    The transition from nylon strings to metal strings are in-fucking-sane.

  • @fatboylouie
    @fatboylouie 3 роки тому +7

    Looks at my gymnastic rings in my storage trunk 😑

  • @samiakmal4992
    @samiakmal4992 3 роки тому +3

    "i dont like getting hurt" had no business being as funny as it was

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku 3 роки тому +4

    "this commercial does not apply to you if you worked or have kids." bold of them to assume i didn't spend the entire quarantine binging netflix _with my kids_

  • @YouGuessIGuess
    @YouGuessIGuess 3 роки тому +3

    Really appreciated that disclaimer at the end.

  • @KikitheMtnHamster
    @KikitheMtnHamster 3 роки тому +56

    Doesn't apply if you worked or have kids - lol

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +1

      What if you had to home-school your kids or work remotely?

  • @nishambhavshakya4859
    @nishambhavshakya4859 3 роки тому +2

    This is why I love this show, hitting the nail all the time. Please, never sell the hammer tho. lol

  • @devildoll1678
    @devildoll1678 3 роки тому +1

    As a person who has been working, I still bought yarn and knitting needles to learn how to knit. They're still in the bag, along with the jewelry making supplies. I don't even wear jewelry.

  • @Iamrightyouarewrong
    @Iamrightyouarewrong 3 роки тому +10

    I still have plans on using it,....one day.

  • @Autism_Forever
    @Autism_Forever 3 роки тому +7

    I am an eBay seller and this is actually hilariously accurate :D

  • @amandauribe9912
    @amandauribe9912 3 роки тому +2

    "Guitars hurt. And no one tells you that" lmao, too true. That was me when I tried learning to play the guitar in high school... which I then abandoned after like 1 year.

  • @chrisfinch8637
    @chrisfinch8637 3 роки тому +4

    A unique way for eBay to celebrate it's 25th Anniversary. It just celebrated with a used silver dinner platter from 1995- the year I was also born.

  • @camero220
    @camero220 3 роки тому +3

    Literally just listed my first item on ebay yesterday. I did this with the sole objective of buying more things on ebay.

  • @IamLegendaryguy1998
    @IamLegendaryguy1998 3 роки тому +6

    Saturday night live greatness

  • @erikanyounot
    @erikanyounot 2 роки тому

    “Rollerskates 🤠” - I felt that

  • @vanityfair001
    @vanityfair001 3 роки тому +1

    That was funny and so true.

  • @BuddhaFang
    @BuddhaFang 2 роки тому

    0:50 that wounded look as he sets the guitar down

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 2 роки тому +1

    The PreBay thing is such a clever twist. I mean, it was *already* a very poignant and funny big-budget pretape sketch with an excellent premise. But then it heightens so well, just when you least expect it. The turn of events could be studied in an improv class. It’s awesome use of “heightening” in a sketch. Plus I swear to God if they did offer PreBay for eBay or Amazon, people would do it - Day 1.

  • @XinLi
    @XinLi 3 роки тому +6

    They need to make it a real ebay commercial.

  • @SuperUsernameization
    @SuperUsernameization 3 роки тому

    "Guitars hurt. Nobody tells you that..." | "Prebay" | and - a HARP - bwahahahahaha!

  • @HighPriestofLemuria
    @HighPriestofLemuria 3 роки тому

    OMFG Heidi Gardner got her GOOP character's speech rhythms from that lady on Selling Sunset!

  • @kelechi321
    @kelechi321 3 роки тому +2

    Spent 1k on an elliptical. Got it delivered in February.
    Felt like a genius once lockdown started. "ohh I have all the time to use this thang"
    7 months later it is a glorified shirt rack.
    Used maybe 1 hr max.
    This was not a skit...it was a reality tv show about me.

  • @benzaiten933
    @benzaiten933 3 роки тому +1

    this is spot on!
    now we've had the time but not the will or endurance to actually pull through with any of this.

  • @danielmcgraw1244
    @danielmcgraw1244 3 роки тому

    SNL's commercial parodies are so good that every time I start one I think it's a youtube ad starting before the video and not the beginning of the video

  • @dominiquewa
    @dominiquewa 3 роки тому

    i liked how the book infinite jest was chilling in the last frame. ain't nobody got time to read that beast of a novel lololol

  • @Kae.the.Selkie
    @Kae.the.Selkie 3 роки тому +2

    I love the kids disclaimer. Inorder something then stare at it longingly as I homeschool and clean 😭

  • @bevontheroad
    @bevontheroad 3 роки тому +2

    The truth hurts. This is sooooo on point.

  • @victoryf624
    @victoryf624 3 роки тому +2

    I got rollerskates in june. I’ve skated 4 times

  • @MaggotMaggs420
    @MaggotMaggs420 2 роки тому

    Playing a steel stringed acoustic has taught me a thing or two about pain.

  • @kenanbanks2984
    @kenanbanks2984 2 роки тому

    lol at the shot of Infinite Jest. You don't know my life SNL!

  • @TheGreeneyes777
    @TheGreeneyes777 3 роки тому +2

    Laugh out loud we'll take it back before you even open it 😜

  • @johnclifford544
    @johnclifford544 Рік тому +1

    This is too real to be funny, for most.

  • @humanbartender
    @humanbartender 3 роки тому +1

    The writing this season is so good.

  • @Blasta4517
    @Blasta4517 3 роки тому

    Lmao!! Pretty accurate. I talked to a bunch of guitarists about wanting to play and not one of them mentioned how much your fingers will hurt when you start 😂😂

  • @cody7141
    @cody7141 3 роки тому

    The only time chris redd doesn't fumble his lines is in these pre-recorded bits. He's not cut out for sketch comedy.

  • @jaybaker9248
    @jaybaker9248 3 роки тому

    Bubble wrapping the harp. 😆

  • @ellaisplotting
    @ellaisplotting 3 роки тому

    Ooh that rollerskate one is too real, there was a shortage of them and now everyone's flogging them barely worn 😆

  • @6lu5ky86
    @6lu5ky86 3 місяці тому

    More public service announcement than comedy skit, and I find this entertaining.

  • @HighMageCallum
    @HighMageCallum 3 роки тому

    This one is so accurate it hurts.

  • @maryannmiami
    @maryannmiami 3 роки тому

    Absolutely BRILLIANT!!! One of the most relatable skits, ever!

  • @alexcarter8807
    @alexcarter8807 3 роки тому +1

    On Ebay since 1997 and first book published about Ebay (signed be pee-air too) had a page on me. *BEST eBAY ADVERT EVAR*

  • @mwoods4608
    @mwoods4608 3 роки тому +1

    This is the funniest skits in a while!!

  • @DharmistJude
    @DharmistJude 3 роки тому

    That copy of Infinite Jest just sitting there in the end felt like a personal attack. It's been 7 years and counting, I'm going to read the damn thing or die trying! Someday.

  • @PositiveZ7
    @PositiveZ7 3 роки тому

    lol this couldn't be more on point. Love the last line, true that

  • @axiomaddict
    @axiomaddict 3 роки тому

    “Pre-Bay” An idea whose time may actually come.

  • @Terminal_Apotos
    @Terminal_Apotos 3 роки тому

    That one about the elliptical really hit home...

  • @arlandoamb6754
    @arlandoamb6754 3 роки тому

    The 1st 3sec I thought it was a ad. Lol. 😂👏

  • @JoeMacStevens
    @JoeMacStevens 3 роки тому +2

    This made me feel better about myself.😂😂I had so many ambitious ideas in March