The fact polar bears are one of the two predators in the world (the other being crocodiles) that genuinely still see humans as food and actively hunt us makes this all the more terrifying
@@Pihsrosnec Opportunistically sure, but opportunism is one thing; it's a different matter entirely when you know a predator is looking at you and is actively working out how to eat you rather than weighing the pros and cons.
he looks so polite like he's asking you if it's okay for him to gouge out your intestines and eat you from the inside out. he's so adorable I'd say yes
"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death" aww who needs a snooty boop you do!
In This specific scenario he would of been okay to boop it, Bc he head was in between the steps, not an easy bite to make, and that’s only of it even wanted to bite
i mean, technically they are. don't cats look innocent? if we were smaller than them, we'd be food too. it's all about your position in the food chain.
For real. Unlike most other bears, polar bears in particular will sometimes actually hunt people. Remote arctic towns literally have polar bear drills. I even heard a story a long time ago about a Russian town that temporarily evacuated because multiple polar bears came into town.
I've heard in Alaskan towns, people keep their cars unlocked for fellow townsfolk to hide in should they need somewhere to take shelter if pursued by a polar bear.
Honestly I have done worse as a child. Not bragging. Just vigorously shaking my past self by the shoulders going, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! HOW ARE WE EVEN ALIVE YOU DUMB FUCK?!?!"
it's the way they act with no malice or warning. Just fuzzy, round ears, long snoot, cute cubs, and you know a human city is a grocery store to them. They don't see us or anything else really as a threat. So there's no posturing, no growling or snarling. They also don't do it out of a sense of hatrid or anger so again it's just a boring day to them. Like grabbing a snack from the pantry, they just decide to munch on some human.
I thought you were the op, because your comment feels like what the cameraman would commented... and also the first to appear before I clicking the comment section
It is actualy possible but you have to have it with good personality and from young age its hard but not imposible because even if friendly bear will come to you i think it is illegal to feed them let alone pet them
Didn't a bear participate in the Russian army at one point? I think that bears are as smart as 7th graders and could probably live in this society if they grew up in a human household for a few generations. We would probably have to tweak their social gene (the ones that separates dogs from wolves), but other than that it would be simple to have literal beargirls. Imagine a stripper club, but with BEARS 🤤😋
The thing is, knowing how good a polar bears sense of smell is, it definitely knew that guy was standing there at the tops of the stairs. Even if it couldn’t work out the connection between the camera on a stick and the guy holding it, it knew he was there. The only reason it didn’t run up and tear him apart was because it just didn’t feel like it
I am done with this. Got rid of this comment cause of the sheer amount of negative comments on my comment. I. AM. SICK. OF. THIS. Just please stop being negative ya gremlins.
Part of me is like “this thing weighs about a metric ton and can easily turn me into shredded human meat” and another part is like “want to pet the big snow dog.”
@@lapepa1699 You don't really need a source. Just use your common sense. Polar bears have sharp claws. If they manage to get a clean strike they can behead or at the very least partially behead you.
@Anonymous 257 well sure they hunt seals, but polar bears are not afraid of humans like other bears are, and if they have the opportunity they will hunt humans. They aren't like other bears where it's generally a desperate attempt to survive, when they attack humans. Polar bears will do so without that desperation.
@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime If someone put their hand up there to rub its nose and it was able to grab onto a sleeve or hand, it would literally extrude them through that opening between the stairs with sheer strength and they would die quickly from the trauma of possibly losing a couple or more limbs in the process.
If you ever need a reminder of what these cute adorable bears are like when they don't love you start at 1:34 of this video ua-cam.com/video/WrMmQHSA6Cs/v-deo.html&ab_channel=KTVQNews
@Grammarly Why are you so caught up over meaningless internet points though? It's like arguing over which side of a sandwich is the top or bottom. It doesn't matter.
@Grammarly I mean by that logic there was no need for your first comment in this thread. If you really believed it didn't matter to you then you wouldn't have said it. So why be the prick that points it out in the first place if it doesn't matter to you?
It's strange to me that, for being so large they don't make much sound. They're not agitated, just following their instincts. A silent predator. Terrifying.
Tigers, lions, hyena, wolves, leopards, other bears... they'll eat a human if they're desperate or kill if threatened, but they usually try to avoid them. Polar bears actively hunt and eat humans. The only predator animal on earth to do so.
@@planescaped yes true. Polar bears are literally the ONLY animals on Earth that hunt humans for sport. Even if they aren't hungry or don't consider you a threat.
What makes polar bears so scary is how nonchalantly they go after people. No roars, growls, teeth-gnashing, just blank faces and calm reaches for their next meal.
That's because they are professional meat-eaters. They don't eat anything else, as there IS nothing else to eat where they live. Other bears are dilettante meat-eaters: they are omnivores who eat mostly berries, nuts, and shoots. Most human-bear encounters are accidental, and bears attack humans mostly because they think the humans are dangerous to THEM (attack is the best form of defense).
Yep. It's such a weird feeling as a human to see an animal and think that I would just be pure prey. All of the horror movies about animals like sharks and wolves- but this is an animal that Hollywood can't exaggerate, it will literally track you and your friends and eat you one by one.
The real reason is simply because they live most of their lives in isolation. Things like roars, growls, gnashing, etc. are all social behaviors. Polar bears just kick it solo and encounters with other bears are extremely rare so they have no need to intimidate things with sounds. They spend 99% of their time either just alone or chasing after seals. They aren't constantly around other predators so they have no reason to roar and growl. They are alone 24/7.
Oh god, the worst part of this video is that the bear showed no stress or defense signs. The bear is not nervous or scared. That bear is literally just at the grocery store
this is honestly me 😆 but to be fair a lot of spiders are poisonous sob’s that can put a serious hurting on you or kill you, same with scorpions and other insects. I use to live in an area that had a Brown Recluse problem, needless to say most people in the area weren’t the ‘aww, pick it up and throw it back to nature!’ type. More like burn it with fire. At least when you see something like a bear, you know what to expect and it’s unlikely to inject poison into you that will eat at your flesh 24hrs later or send you into cardiac arrest from some unknown allergy.
@@tnb4509 are you denying scientific reality?? Ok you like spiders, cool, but many people fear them because of the very real potential of infection or you know DEATH many spider species carry. I’m not saying bears aren’t dangerous, I’m saying they both are real threats. I like wolves too, you don’t see me running around saying they aren’t dangerous 😆
@@tnb4509 you literally said my comment is false, and are still ignoring the fact venomous spidered exist. I have lived (several states and temporarily a few countries) the reaction is commonly the same: person see spider = person smash/spray/broom/trap spider. At this point I think you misunderstood what I said entirely. It’s about perception. A bear, wolf, tiger etc. is perceived as an IMMEDIATE threat, humans know what to expect. Whereas spiders are ‘ominous’; I could be fine, or I could end up being an amputee, paralyzed, diseased or dead. They’re tiny clusterfuck surprises. That’s why majority of people don’t actively perceive them as somewhat ‘cute’ in any regard.
and the worst thing is, they start to eat you while you're still alive. they don't care if you're dead or not, they will make sure you won't get away and start chomping on you
"So was petting the bear worth it?" "Well, on one hand, I can cross that off my bucket list." "And on the other hand?" "Dude, I don't *have* the other hand anymore."
@@emilstorgaard9642 Still, a bear's a bear There's no telling whether touching it would aggravate it and by that point you're already in the danger zone
The way it legitimately seems so cute but is so absurdly deadly is almost comical.
The fact it looks cute somehow makes it scarier. The hidden danger factor
Some woman are cute but they will rip your hard out too 😂
In other and more correct words, it illegitimately seems cute.
Bears 🐻🐻❄️
Horses are deadly too yet people still pet them and ride them even children do it.
He just wanted a Coke.
Dont give HIM cocaïne
That and a Klondike Bar
Haha
Loool i see you are a cultured guy
Oooooooof
“If not friend why friend shaped” is probably the best quote to fit plate paws the murder machine here
Paws the murder machine 😆
Can we at least attempt to not sound like a two year old? Please?
@@rickwilliams967 can we please attempt to have a sense of humor here? Please
Why are white liberals so corny man
@@rickwilliams967 nobody likes you.
"If not snack, why snack-shaped?" - 🐻❄️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice
😂😂😂😂
Polar bear: 😊 Polar bears intentions: 😈👹
First
ew
@@_xx_TehDestr0yergamer_Xxx u know what intentions mean right?
"True we talking about 1200 Psi💀"
@@_xx_TehDestr0yergamer_Xxx the polar bear didn’t have the space to reach over and touch that man, barely reached the camera.
He looks so polite despite being capable of eviscerating you
Lmao this comment made me laugh so fukin hard
Yep, bears in a nutshell.
He stuck his head between the stairs like "good day sir. bit nippy isn't it?"
Because they aren't killers they only kill for surivival or for protections/hunting and shit like that.
@@ninja1676 no. Polar bears dont just kill for survival. Polar bears are the most aggressive bear, and they dont always eat their kills.
It’s criminal that such a silly little guy has such diabolical intentions
"little"
My brother in Christ, the "little guy" in question is bigger than my mental health was prepared for.
Silly little bruh
@@isinoxCompare it to an aircraft carrier
The fact polar bears are one of the two predators in the world (the other being crocodiles) that genuinely still see humans as food and actively hunt us makes this all the more terrifying
Genuinely terrifying as always, but a human has a the best adaptation, the brain... or 12 gauge.
to be fair there are still plenty that hunt us opportunistically. like tigers
but it’s sooo cute I just wanna pet hi mahfushtjcnduifnfusnzznifnrixnicnid awwwwwwwweww
idc if that bear wanna eat me, he looks so fluffy :)))
@@Pihsrosnec Opportunistically sure, but opportunism is one thing; it's a different matter entirely when you know a predator is looking at you and is actively working out how to eat you rather than weighing the pros and cons.
he looks so polite like he's asking you if it's okay for him to gouge out your intestines and eat you from the inside out. he's so adorable I'd say yes
Blud explain like he's excited to get eaten by polar bear💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The Todd of the Animal Kingdom: looks and acts polite, but will kill you without a second thought.
this is so real
Yes, yes you may
He can’t eat you from the inside out, so that’s cool.
He really stuck his head through the ladder and went "Bonjour."
Lmao 💀💀💀💀
underrated comment
💯
-I 😂💀
Well it is Canadian after all
Deadly, 1000 lb, 10 ft tall beast with daggers for teeth and spears for hands:
Humans: Awww who’s a cute wittle baby???
After the last week , I realized people have no idea what bears even are.
"My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death"
aww who needs a snooty boop you do!
@@LogaSLevaard LMAO nice reference.
For anyone wondering, the reference (breath death one) is from the book "The Hobbit" by JRR Tolkien.
They lure you in with their cuteness and bite your hand and drag you through those steps like Pennywise did to Georgie in that sewer drain lol
Most dangerous game of “boop snoot” ever
XD
Lmao. Boop snoot
Mea
Boop snoot, lose hand.
Must....resist....urge....to boop!
Brain: “Don’t do it”
Me: “I’m gonna boop it”
Ok Vulkan
In This specific scenario he would of been okay to boop it, Bc he head was in between the steps, not an easy bite to make, and that’s only of it even wanted to bite
"Do not boop that very dangrous creature..."
@@kanehodder3459
But... but boopy snoot
But booping the snoot could be the last thing you ever do :/
That's the cutest face y'll see for the last time in your life.
Quoting Mojang on this one:
"...a furry creature that’ll melt your heart and then probably try to eat it"
When the vending machine does not eject the food you bought.
😄 Good one
Haha classic
🤣🤣 hahaha true, thanks for the laugh
now I feel bad because the bear lost his money-
Hahaha, that's one of the best jokes i've heard in a while
Bears are terrifying because of how innocent they look
I guess that they are pretty innocent. It's not murder to a polar bear, it's just hunting, and we're just prey. Gotta eat somehow...
i mean, technically they are. don't cats look innocent? if we were smaller than them, we'd be food too. it's all about your position in the food chain.
For real. Unlike most other bears, polar bears in particular will sometimes actually hunt people. Remote arctic towns literally have polar bear drills. I even heard a story a long time ago about a Russian town that temporarily evacuated because multiple polar bears came into town.
@@Tyler_W I once read a saying that if you see a polar bear, it's likely known you were nearby far, far longer than you've known it was there
@@cryowreck3193 Polar bears kill for fun. One of the few animals that will kill and not eat. It's not always just hunting with polar bears.
nothing this deadly has any business looking so adorable
I've heard in Alaskan towns, people keep their cars unlocked for fellow townsfolk to hide in should they need somewhere to take shelter if pursued by a polar bear.
My brain: grab the snout
My hands: *gone*
Me
My D&D character
Honestly I have done worse as a child. Not bragging. Just vigorously shaking my past self by the shoulders going, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! HOW ARE WE EVEN ALIVE YOU DUMB FUCK?!?!"
@@nobinary2296 what did you do?
@@nobinary2296
What did ya do?
Meanwhile on Polartube:
"Rude human ignores High five"
😂🤣
😂🤣
Then all of the polar bears rage war against the cruel humans
@@michaelpopup Nah bad one.
They are too small in numberm
@Shyamkumar Khangembam I will be with them with a bunch of other humans who want to watch the world burn and then be reborn
Smart move pulling out the camera to get a survival buff.
Probably the most confusing animal when it comes to cuteness and fatality.
it's the way they act with no malice or warning. Just fuzzy, round ears, long snoot, cute cubs, and you know a human city is a grocery store to them.
They don't see us or anything else really as a threat. So there's no posturing, no growling or snarling. They also don't do it out of a sense of hatrid or anger so again it's just a boring day to them. Like grabbing a snack from the pantry, they just decide to munch on some human.
@@Darthquackius Geez that's horrifying, but when I think of it, humans are predators too and we eat alot of shit.
@@Darthquackius Thank you for fucking up my day
I panicked at first but when it stuck it's face through, its murderous intent was too adorable
@Scorched Earth I wanna see that then
Bruh its a vid how u have panik WTF
I thought you were the op, because your comment feels like what the cameraman would commented... and also the first to appear before I clicking the comment section
@@night00glider damn I see what you mean, oops
@Scorched Earth Bruh, stop being an asshole.
"Ayo you better not have any of that pepsi shit up there."
Underrated
LMAO
hes doing his daily checks cus aint nobody gonna drink pepsi in his neighborhood
SIR I’M LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS
Super underrated comment
Remember: If you see a black bear, talk quietly and slowly. If you see a brown bear play dead. If you see a polar bear, start praying for their meal.
Polar bear: "you might be safe now, but if i see one pepsi can, your dead meat"
"Bears will eat you."
Me, struggling to not boop it's nose.
Cringe
@@catastrophemusic9097 whatever you say Salvation_300 diamond sword pfp
@@catastrophemusic9097 dog you have a minecraft sword pfp shut the fuck up😂
„Do not boop the merry little suicide bomber“ -Corvus Corax
@@catastrophemusic9097 says the one with a Minecraft pfp
“He will kill you”
“Not if I pet him fast enough”
It is actualy possible but you have to have it with good personality and from young age its hard but not imposible because even if friendly bear will come to you i think it is illegal to feed them let alone pet them
Didn't a bear participate in the Russian army at one point? I think that bears are as smart as 7th graders and could probably live in this society if they grew up in a human household for a few generations. We would probably have to tweak their social gene (the ones that separates dogs from wolves), but other than that it would be simple to have literal beargirls. Imagine a stripper club, but with BEARS 🤤😋
@@runed0s86 wtf...
@@runed0s86 why did I never think of this!!!
@@theycallmeghost2977 same man!
The thing is, knowing how good a polar bears sense of smell is, it definitely knew that guy was standing there at the tops of the stairs. Even if it couldn’t work out the connection between the camera on a stick and the guy holding it, it knew he was there. The only reason it didn’t run up and tear him apart was because it just didn’t feel like it
The ladder wasn’t down.
Polar bears, aka, Darwin's handgun.
"Have a look at this beautiful piece of hardware; go ahead, touch it, it's fine..."
He was like:
“What’s up fam, want a Coke?”
_Nah mah G..._
That darn polar bear from coke commercials
Haha consumerism
He was actually filming a commercial. The man just caught him on his smoke break
Thought the same thing🤣
Bears have no reason to be this damn cute. It's like its taunting me "pet me, y'know ya wanna" adorable bastards.
And from the right, massive paw, boom exploded aorta
@@_moosh 😂
****** that, I would've stomped on his snout
@@Corn0nTheCobb tf?
I know right
“Stop staring at me with ‘em big ol beady eyes!”
One damn right lesson I learned in life is that friend shapes are usually deadly, while ugly shapes usually get the wrong reputation.
I don't know..... have you seen a politician? they're pretty ugly shaped
This is why people die to polar bears. They lure you in with cuteness and then shred you
I am done with this.
Got rid of this comment cause of the sheer amount of negative comments on my comment.
I. AM. SICK. OF. THIS.
Just please stop being negative ya gremlins.
Ngl i wouldn't mind going out like this
@@clonebooper6418 because where they live makes it hard to find food so they will eat whatever is in their path.
@@bottlecap8372 ok, not sure if you didn't get the joke or you did but thought you needed to tell me facts, but, it's a joke.
Chill with the facts.
@@clonebooper6418 😐
POV: you’re a snack that got stuck halfway down in a vending machine
😂
this is the best one so far
Good one
Perfection.
This made me exhale through my nose. Good job lol.
The Bear is reaching for you like the last pringle in the can. Great video 👍👍
Once it noticed you were unobtainable it became very distressed as you can see by its eyes
Part of me is like “this thing weighs about a metric ton and can easily turn me into shredded human meat” and another part is like “want to pet the big snow dog.”
Fun fact
You can easily be decapitated by a bear only using his paw.
Snow dog 😂
@@proxywave8809 source? as far as i know, that'd be easier with its teeth
@@lapepa1699 You don't really need a source. Just use your common sense. Polar bears have sharp claws. If they manage to get a clean strike they can behead or at the very least partially behead you.
@@venomm4563 of course they have incredible claws, not debating about that. I just doubt they could decapitate an adult just like that
"Hey grandpa how'd you lose your arms?"
"Sit down and let me tell you about the cutest damn snoot I ever booped"
Fuck that’s good
"and also the last snoot I ever booped"
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Reddit moment
I wish I could love this comment instead of just liking it. Damn that’s funny 🤣
That is both cute and shit and goddamn terrifying😅
Awwww, look at that cute little fuzzy fellow he just wants a big hug
Polar bears are thr cutest animals that will actively hunt humans.
@Anonymous 257 well sure they hunt seals, but polar bears are not afraid of humans like other bears are, and if they have the opportunity they will hunt humans.
They aren't like other bears where it's generally a desperate attempt to survive, when they attack humans. Polar bears will do so without that desperation.
@Anonymous 257 nah fam, they hunt humans
@Anonymous 257 That's true, they preffer eating puppies
@Anonymous 257 you're a dumbass also they dont stand a chance against my street legal tank
@Anonymous 257 male polar bears will hunt humans because they see them as a potential good source
The scariest thing that he looks harmless!
Would it hurt to rub his nose tho?
@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime It would "hurt" trying to
@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime If someone put their hand up there to rub its nose and it was able to grab onto a sleeve or hand, it would literally extrude them through that opening between the stairs with sheer strength and they would die quickly from the trauma of possibly losing a couple or more limbs in the process.
So was Hitler before all the Nazi stuff...
@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime probably
Such a fuzzy sweetie pie! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Is it just me or does anyone else get the overwhelming urge to hug it and feed it? 🥰🥰🤩🤩🥰🥰
if you hugged it then you would get mauled lmao
@@bruh-it1or Oh damn it! 😞😞
The one flaw in my plan! 😅😅😂😂
If you get close enough to hug it, it can feed on your corpse so I guess you can do both at the same time
@@reaperedits._am I'm efficient like that. 😂😂
Yes but that'll be the last thing you ever get to do 😂
You missed the ultimate boop opportunity 😂
he missed an opportunity to lost his finger
lose*
@@bruh-it1or it’s ok, he would still have nine left and the opportunity to tell the tale to his grandkids 😀👍🏼
it's terrifying how quiet he is. No growl. Nothing. Just gauging whether he will be able to reach the bacon.
the bacon that annually hunts it yes.
Seems to be just curious at the moment. Most bears will only growl when they are angry. He doesn't seem threatened or anything, just checking it out.
@@KS-nq8vo People hunt polar bears? wow. I wonder how they taste.
@@lordvader6172 Probably the wrong mentality to have my guy.
@@TheSlayerDiary Polar bears have a tendency to be quiet to not scare away the prey
Bears are masters at looking melt-your-heart adorable and shit-your-pants terrifying at the same time.
Horrifyingly cute
@Miles Doyle STFU no one cares about your fanfiction
Not scary if you know what you're doing. Bears are dangerous, but with God and knowledge on your side you're ok.
If you ever need a reminder of what these cute adorable bears are like when they don't love you start at 1:34 of this video ua-cam.com/video/WrMmQHSA6Cs/v-deo.html&ab_channel=KTVQNews
@Miles Doyle what the fuck is your problem genuinely. Your nonsense has no reason to be here.
I understand that this guy could end me in literally seconds but....- hes literally so CUTE LIKE-
Their paws are HUGE!
I've never seen a polar bear up close before
🐻❄️
I’m so stupid I definitely would’ve tried to pet it and gone home with one less arm
I doubt you'd even get home. That bear would be sending you to Brazil.
@Grammarly just because others commented that they would pet it doesnt mean this one is copied lmfao
@Grammarly lol
@Grammarly Why are you so caught up over meaningless internet points though? It's like arguing over which side of a sandwich is the top or bottom. It doesn't matter.
@Grammarly I mean by that logic there was no need for your first comment in this thread. If you really believed it didn't matter to you then you wouldn't have said it. So why be the prick that points it out in the first place if it doesn't matter to you?
For the largest and one of the most dangerous predators. They look cute.
Like my ex
@@DieEineMieze 😂😂😂😂😂
@@DieEineMieze I can relate.
oh?
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He just wanted a coca-cola ...
'Hewo There Sir, Do You Have Any Coca-Colas Whit Ya?'
My brain: he looks so damn cute
Bear: **trying to figure out how to rip the cameraman's organs out**
Thats exactly what that bear was trying to do. Figure out a way to get to the food.
It's strange to me that, for being so large they don't make much sound. They're not agitated, just following their instincts. A silent predator. Terrifying.
Dude he’s a cameraman, they’re Invincible
How can something so cute be so deadly it’s not fair!!
@@Collector4ever I am neither cute or deadly, it’s not fair
Doctor: "How did you say you lost your hand?"
Me: ".......It was so fluffy"
🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment!
South Park??
You mean lost your life
@@Larenskii stop saying that ! *"underrated"* look at it now. It has a lot of likes... you called it underrated when it just a few *hours* old !
Crazy how something that looks so playful and adorable is capable of ending your entire bloodline within a couple seconds.
Looks like a whole group playing statues and being very happy to have some steel in the way.
-Dude dies for booping that snoot.
-his grave stone: "i regret nothing"
"it was worth it"
@Rockstar chill
Just look at this moron complaining about something in the internet, you either are 40 or 12 what are u doing with your life idiot?
I mean. Would u?
I would like to pet this creature.
It would be a simple boop on its nogging.
The desire go boop the snoot has never been stronger
Like the first scene from it where the kid loses his arm lol
Giant ouppy
Hand gone
Why friend shaped if not friend?
I would have gone for it. Once in a lifetime chance.
For being one of the most dangerous predatory mammals, he’s so cute.
"owwww it's too cute" *gets an arm rid off*
Something so devastatingly powerful, and dangerous has ABSOLUTELY no business being this damn cute.
True story
Why must God create such cuteness and expect us not to pet??
Tigers, lions, hyena, wolves, leopards, other bears... they'll eat a human if they're desperate or kill if threatened, but they usually try to avoid them.
Polar bears actively hunt and eat humans. The only predator animal on earth to do so.
@@planescaped yes true. Polar bears are literally the ONLY animals on Earth that hunt humans for sport. Even if they aren't hungry or don't consider you a threat.
@@planescaped Not true
“Hey dude where tf did your arm go”
Him: he looked like a gud boi...
😂😂
Worth it
RIGHT?😭😭
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@@guythatlikescucumbers6295 BOT GET OUT BOT
Bear was like: "please bro let me eat you i will do anything"
Aww he's so cute. I'm going to find my own polar bear to play with. 😊
Polar Bears: i will murder you in so many ways
People seeing polar bears: heh fluffy
As someone said in a comment above,
My lizard brain: Oh shit, danger !
My monkey brain: Oh shit, big fluffy cuddles!
Dogs are domesticated and people give them human traits. I think a dog thinks more like a bear than a human.
He' so fluffy!
Until he opens his jaw
Kushal Bhattacharjee
Danger fluff
What makes polar bears so scary is how nonchalantly they go after people. No roars, growls, teeth-gnashing, just blank faces and calm reaches for their next meal.
That's because they are professional meat-eaters. They don't eat anything else, as there IS nothing else to eat where they live. Other bears are dilettante meat-eaters: they are omnivores who eat mostly berries, nuts, and shoots. Most human-bear encounters are accidental, and bears attack humans mostly because they think the humans are dangerous to THEM (attack is the best form of defense).
Yep. It's such a weird feeling as a human to see an animal and think that I would just be pure prey. All of the horror movies about animals like sharks and wolves- but this is an animal that Hollywood can't exaggerate, it will literally track you and your friends and eat you one by one.
@@Tridentus and it'd be an easy hunt because I'd be dumb enough to try and pet it and call it a good boi before it tore me apart
The real reason is simply because they live most of their lives in isolation. Things like roars, growls, gnashing, etc. are all social behaviors. Polar bears just kick it solo and encounters with other bears are extremely rare so they have no need to intimidate things with sounds. They spend 99% of their time either just alone or chasing after seals. They aren't constantly around other predators so they have no reason to roar and growl. They are alone 24/7.
@@bestieswithtesties they are that introvert who is secretly a chad
He wanted to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.
Aww it's adorable!
I'd be the idiot getting my hand bitten off trying to pet his snout.
I'd pet the top of his head so he couldn't reach my hand.
@@TheStraightestWhitest ...thats not how it works...
@@troncoboy9372 But the staircase would keep him from moving his head up.
@@TheStraightestWhitest he would tear the staircase up also
Same
Left brain: This thing can divorce your head from your neck with little to no effort, stay away
Right brain: *snoot must be booped*
Do you watch Hood Nature?
@@akio_kuro lol I was just thinking that’s exactly what hood nature said
"If you see this in front of you just know that living is no longer your choice."
@@haidrin9643 I can hear him say that
Yup
"you got games on yo phone?"
Oh god, the worst part of this video is that the bear showed no stress or defense signs. The bear is not nervous or scared. That bear is literally just at the grocery store
Monkey brain: that is an apex predator that could rip you apart in seconds.
Human brain: i wanna pet it.
This is how nature depopulates when a species is overpopulated
Yes but guns.
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Lizard brain: I wonder what it tastes like
Natural selection, baby!
Bear’s like
“Just a bit closer, so I can, uh, *not* eat you.”
Hahahaha
It's a nice cat
@@Novristxch You uncultured swine it's obviously a dragon
@@hugbug6517 ok
Iz a lil doggo
My guy wanted some scooby snacks
Why do the most deadly and dangerous and strong ass animals have the cutest faces bruh
Viewer: Aww, he likes the camera man.
Polar Bear: Come closer and find out.
Like the guy in the storm drain...
I like you.... as a snack
I thought the same thing😂😂😂😂😂💔💔💔
If that was me my whole left arm would be gone
Yeah he likes the camera man alright...
Likes the taste of him
@@PandaXs1 I like you, as a friend
I think that bear just wants to give you a free Coke
I dont like your hairstyle
I would take that coke lol
Nice one kim
@Samson Themighty yahhh, that's my dream 😂😂😂
Hey big kim
Polar Bear: Coke cola sir?
It wasn't huffing or growling, meaning it wasn't trying to reach the cameraman out of territorial aggression
canadians:
Russians* they have them there like elk
dude I watched like 10 of your videos and now I see your comments in every random reccomendation I see. what is this witchcraft
*shit my friends should of told me this was in canada i would of gladly left england for this!*
I guess everyone is getting this in their recommended
4 hours ago wtf
"Hey guys, am i still sponsored by Coca Cola?? I haven't heard from them in awhile"
🤣😂
Nope. They deemed that whiteness is evil.
@@nothingleft3473 Polar Bear skin is actually black....so...yeah.
You win.
@@sentaukrai huh neat
the cuteness has to be a trap
“Hey! What flavor are you?”🐻❄️
“Ice bear does not like being filmed”
A man of culture
I miss we bare bears
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@@obamalastname8489 banana
@@Organicwatermelon123 Its on Netflix
Bears try to mutilate and eat us and we think they're adorable. Spiders just exist and we're terrified of them.
Don't be awestruck by a bear's cuteness. Be awestruck by a jumping spider's cuteness. Much safer.
this is honestly me 😆 but to be fair a lot of spiders are poisonous sob’s that can put a serious hurting on you or kill you, same with scorpions and other insects. I use to live in an area that had a Brown Recluse problem, needless to say most people in the area weren’t the ‘aww, pick it up and throw it back to nature!’ type. More like burn it with fire.
At least when you see something like a bear, you know what to expect and it’s unlikely to inject poison into you that will eat at your flesh 24hrs later or send you into cardiac arrest from some unknown allergy.
@@tnb4509 are you denying scientific reality?? Ok you like spiders, cool, but many people fear them because of the very real potential of infection or you know DEATH many spider species carry. I’m not saying bears aren’t dangerous, I’m saying they both are real threats.
I like wolves too, you don’t see me running around saying they aren’t dangerous 😆
@@tnb4509 you literally said my comment is false, and are still ignoring the fact venomous spidered exist. I have lived (several states and temporarily a few countries) the reaction is commonly the same: person see spider = person smash/spray/broom/trap spider.
At this point I think you misunderstood what I said entirely. It’s about perception. A bear, wolf, tiger etc. is perceived as an IMMEDIATE threat, humans know what to expect. Whereas spiders are ‘ominous’; I could be fine, or I could end up being an amputee, paralyzed, diseased or dead. They’re tiny clusterfuck surprises. That’s why majority of people don’t actively perceive them as somewhat ‘cute’ in any regard.
spiders are cool, they're roomates who take care of flies and other annoying insects.
Human: I wanna pet it, it looks so cute
*Tries to Pet it*
*Next wakes in Heaven*
Human: How did I got here??
Polar bear: Yummy
My thoughts: Aww! Cute! You want some food, big guy?
Polar Bear's thoughts: Aww! Cute! You're my food, little guy!
How polar bears are able to look like such goofy goobers while also being capable of killing a man in seconds is truly fascinating.
you don't know what fascinating means
@@f_youtubecensorshipf_nazis You might need to grab a book if you think he used "fascinating" wrong.
I wouldn't say capable. More like eager XD
@@volentodorov3242 Yeah, dude gotta pick up a thesaurus.
and the worst thing is, they start to eat you while you're still alive. they don't care if you're dead or not, they will make sure you won't get away and start chomping on you
"If not a friend, then why friend-shaped?"
-Words of a wise man
-joe biden
@@CalIunn lives rent free in your head.
@@jacobfromallstate4963 bro my pfp is a tractor I don't have a head I've got a fucking engine
@@CalIunn that's very true
Wise of a word man
Jesus that's terrifying, I even flinched back when he stuck his massive paw out lol.
“Lemme do it for you🥺”
"So was petting the bear worth it?"
"Well, on one hand, I can cross that off my bucket list."
"And on the other hand?"
"Dude, I don't *have* the other hand anymore."
Okay this one is good
Lololol
Gold
This is true comedy
"I lost it in the bear..."
3 Bear Rules:
If it’s black, get back.
If it’s brown, get down.
If it’s white...... good night.
Racism
@@blackgreninja1 🤡
Its fight back, my guy
@Saspuer26 well the saying is to make sure you don’t die haha
@@_dnk I mean, if you actually encounter any bear, you're dead because instead of remembering this, you'll just think "Oh fuck! Bear!"
It wants hugs..
The urge to boop the snoot is strong with this one, that is until I saw the size of the paw come through the stairs.
Fuck you, redditor
@@pilot5655 That is probably a Text to speech reference and has nothing to do with reddit
That's the part where you boop the claws and tickle the paw pads.
Didn't seem aggressive at all. Just a curious one. Bears are only vicious when they feel threatened or are extremely hungry
@@emilstorgaard9642 Still, a bear's a bear
There's no telling whether touching it would aggravate it and by that point you're already in the danger zone