6:32 my favorite part 😂 7:40 In a deleted scene, they did show Neytiri struggling to ride the ilu so she resorts to spearing fish on her banshee instead. Many fans wish that scene made it to the final cut because it clearly indicates that she, out of the whole Sully family, has the hardest time adapting to the reef life. 13:55 another deleted scene where Scoresby killed the baby tulkun as well, right after they killed its mother 15:51 deleted scene where Scoresby lost his arm but still lives and got rescued by his team. Confirms to return in the next sequel. 16:47 "Parents From Hell" - fully rendered alternate cut with more violence woven in, such as: • a bit more gun action from Jake • Neytiri rapidly stabbing 2 humans, multiple times each • Neytiri heavily considering taking Spider's life for real in front of Quaritch until Jake steps in and takes the knife from her
@@superbolt-fr6nr Nothing wrong, this isn't meant to be a criticism. I just wanted to bring up some deleted scenes as a way to explain certain plot holes or changes. There's still many people who don't know about it.
Ok the thing that I don't really get is that supposedly this planet has less gravity than what earth does, to the point where the general dude is benching something like 350 for reps like its nothing. But the movie keeps showing the supersized smurfs as damn near super human in just about every aspect. So are the smurfs supose to be stronger than humans or does their planet just give them steroids or something.
The entire conversation from 6:25 onwards is absolutely hilarious. 10/10 replay value lol. Also the "You might be blue but you ain't Dory" line was so funny. You really spend good amount of time crafting the script for this, something I feel most people don't realize is hard to do and be consistently funny.
The entire plot of the first movie "Man betrays human race for blue booty" Plot of way of water "Same traitor of human race realizes vin diesel was right"
Neytiri didn't shoot Quarritch because she broke her bow during her berserker rage. The Lung jellyfish are being used by the Metkayina fairly often, they even coevolved with them. Never dive under Oil burning Water! The spirit tree, as well as the rideable creatures can supply their riders with air, that's why Na'vi can connect to the spirit tree for longer
Beautiful summary, also would like to mention that the moment the sea dragon sinks why tf would they stay and wait for more sky people to come? Like they would have assumed that if it sunk then they won so time to go home, I never understood why people said ‘ohh why did they all just leave’
@@dastark_3024 the problem is that they can hold their breaths for well over 5 minutes, and having been living in water for months they would be more than strong enough swimmers to clear the other side of the burning oil on top of the water
My biggest gripe with the movie was when the sea people army just completely vanished and left Jack and team on their own. Also they didn't even wait around to save the chiefs daughter.
@@czoborarpithe realistic reason would be that the main Navi army is as driven off by the Human forces, and that jake managed to slip onto the ship. But since Cameron thinks bows and arrows are better than guns, the actual reason is unknown.
I remember watching this with the bois. We were the only ones in the theater so we got to make fun of everything on it the whole time lmao Edit: because a nuke went off in the replies, lemme be clear that it was overall non serious poking fun. Not seriously critiquing jack on the film but just making jokes on "because movie" stuff
It's my headcannon that since Jake left his Navi tribe; the humans defeated them, they got the unobtanium, and saved billions of human lives back on Earth.
I thought that too. Lol. He left. The twattish tribe are dead and some of the corporations left. Which just leaves other alliances Good for anyone left. Maybe.
to be fair about finding out about the human ageing liquid stuff. On earth we cut appart every animal we come across to find out about properties of (input animal) like Sheashoehorsecrab or what ever its called that is milked for its blood. Pretty sure if we found a planet with animals we would directly start doing the same stuff with the flora.
Yep. Their blood contains Limulus Amebocyte Lysates. Blood borne amoebas that are really good at detecting the toxins of some bacteria. Also. I'm convinced Horsehoe crabs are actually arachnids, just hiding under stupid hats.
this is why i love this channel. they actually analyse the movie and look for other possibilities if something doesn't make sense instead of just saying "bad writting"
Yall heard Disney suspended production on Avatar 3 to work on the next Rey Star Wars? Seems they don’t have enough $ to work on both simultaneously. I’m nervous for the company 😢
Disney has been too busy trying to get good boy diversity points with investors. The diversity investor incentive thing is basically forcing bad decision after bad decision. Unless Disney pulls money out of their other brands, they may fall behind on movie and show money.
For the exosuit part it’s actually not impossible. If you imagine the suit is programmed to translate motions near the body or face more or less exaggeratedly it would act 1:1 at the arms full exension but maybe it acts 1:1.3 when within one foot of the face? Then you’d also program it so it willl not allow any movements that cause it to intersect itself or the operator. Like if you moved your hand to your nose the suit hand would come no closer than 6” from your face making it impossible to hit yourself with it. This could be a toggleable feature. It’s basically how warships prevent their turret guns from shooting the ship or how ww2 flying fortresses had all those turrets and never shot themselves. They simply cannot aim at other parts of the same vessel.
It sucks they cut the scenes of neytiri learning how to live with the reef people but in the cut scenes she’s very stubborn and refused to bond with an ilu (she struggled greatly while trying to bond with an ilu) and she adapts still using her forest ways like when she hunts fish she jumps off her ikran to spear the fish and her ikran dives into the water to get neytiri.
It's funny, every time I see anything Avatar related, I'm always conflicted between taking the approach the movie wants you to, and being enamored by the beautiful planet, or just thinking like it's 40K and saying "They’re called *human* rights for a reason. PURGE THE XENOS."
I think the 13 years was because James Cameron wanted to innovate with new CGI technologies... Or he just waited until he made enough money back from it. Idk. Anyway, we gotta wait 13 more years for Avatar: Path of Fire fr
Really minor point but it was mentioned in the lore guide to the first movie that the arm movements of an exosuit driver are translated to the mechanical arms in a 1:3 ratio, allowing for small movements to have a larger effect on the machine. Hands and fingers are translated 1:1 for dexterity.
Fun fact: I watched the first avatar movie when your first video of it came out so I could understand what you're talking about, ended up loving Avatar lol
eh isnt hard to see them as bad in these movies because there is very little gray for the humans. Like sure we sympathize because we're humans but the humans are just so ridiculously evil its crazy. like they land their ship and for some reason it destroys like a large percentage of the planet's surface because reasons? like you would think that their job would be easier if they tried to cooperate with the locals if they really wanted that metal shit. instead they do mass genocide and murder to people who are basically just blue versions of themselves with intelligence on par with humans without any reprecussion or thought
@@storm___humans already do stuff like that on earth, you think they wouldnt do the same thing if they arrived on an alien world? Hell Israel is doing that rn just because they want more real estate and some oil off the coast of Gaza.
Hey bro it has been a will just want to thank you for helping me in my mental state when i was down and sad i used to just watch you and get a smile on my face now i'm very well and have a nice family and living the life i wanted so just want to thank you (hope you see this)
Wow, that was way more enjoyable to watch than the actual freaking movie. This doesn't convey just how dragged out everything feels. Like that bit about the kids with the water people dragged on forever.
I have said it once and now i'll say it twice: the way of water essentially is about jungle cats going to find catfish people to escape the f-14 tomcats pursuit on them while participating in whale wars, with guest star spiderman.
I wanna point out that you called those connecting thingies Bluetooth which makes no sense as Bluetooth is wireless. What they got is USB, or Ethernet, or LAN, or whatever, but something WITH WIRES!
the outcast tukun has gotta be my favorite character in this whole film hes actually useful to the plot and is definitely strong as BREAKING METAL BRIDGES IS QUITE A LOT he also somehow didn't get crushed by his own mass on that boat which is a feat of durability hes overall rly cool
The reason why nitiwi didn’t shoot him on the boat was because her bow broke after she kill a person with it
oh yeaaaah i totally forgot that happened, congrats u get pinned for that.
You are the one
@@HighBoi thanks
oh yeah
Read the name as nitwit 😭
"His pronouns are 'was/were', has/been'. You're washed up, literally."
- This is why I keep coming back to this channel. That's just great writing.
Had to pause the video at that part😂
Same@@00ammy00 also that has to be the coldest line I've heard llol
6:39
Uturu deeez nuts
Women amirite king?
6:32 my favorite part 😂
7:40 In a deleted scene, they did show Neytiri struggling to ride the ilu so she resorts to spearing fish on her banshee instead. Many fans wish that scene made it to the final cut because it clearly indicates that she, out of the whole Sully family, has the hardest time adapting to the reef life.
13:55 another deleted scene where Scoresby killed the baby tulkun as well, right after they killed its mother
15:51 deleted scene where Scoresby lost his arm but still lives and got rescued by his team. Confirms to return in the next sequel.
16:47 "Parents From Hell" - fully rendered alternate cut with more violence woven in, such as:
• a bit more gun action from Jake
• Neytiri rapidly stabbing 2 humans, multiple times each
• Neytiri heavily considering taking Spider's life for real in front of Quaritch until Jake steps in and takes the knife from her
Holy shit calm down
This trash has fans?
What's wrong here? He just telling some facts
@@superbolt-fr6nr Nothing wrong, this isn't meant to be a criticism.
I just wanted to bring up some deleted scenes as a way to explain certain plot holes or changes. There's still many people who don't know about it.
Ok the thing that I don't really get is that supposedly this planet has less gravity than what earth does, to the point where the general dude is benching something like 350 for reps like its nothing. But the movie keeps showing the supersized smurfs as damn near super human in just about every aspect. So are the smurfs supose to be stronger than humans or does their planet just give them steroids or something.
"Everyone here hates me"
"I don't hate you!"
" *SEX* "
High Boi's really going for the academy award with this dialogue.
🎶 Pa po pei 🎶
@@YtMarceIoOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
WOOOW, WHAT A NICE
I mean, GIRLFRIEND
What am tryna get at here? I don’t know, moving on
（ Ｓ Ｃ Ａ Ｔ Ｍ Ａ Ｎ ）
You forgot to say boom
*Girlfriend* 100% better
*HighBoi* 1000% better!
10:37 Kiri making car noises just destroyed me lmao
Same I started dieing from how they did that
Watching movies : ❌
Watching High Boi videos to explain the movies : ✅
I did both but greatly loves high boi's retelling
@@Gohan_Fanboi Me too
No chance i would ever sit through one of camerons wankfests, thank god for highboi.
Also, watch Platoon for longgggg videos
Movie was too long, didn't finish it so watched this instead 😁
Can’t wait for avatar: way of the fire, way of the earth and way of the air
avatar: the fuxking collection
avatar the last Na'vi
But we'll never see The Last Avatar because this franchise is too profitable
Coming out in 2050, 2075 and 2190
@@soylent_purple 2190, nice, that is when my clone will watch it
"You might be blue, but you ain't Dory c***". I love it.
Babe wake up, High Boi just uploaded.
I actually choked
Killed me.
this sounds like something the colonel would say
This has to be the quote of the century.
"Ain't no way cabron your son lies with our ancestors ur one of us now" 😂
The entire conversation from 6:25 onwards is absolutely hilarious. 10/10 replay value lol.
Also the "You might be blue but you ain't Dory" line was so funny. You really spend good amount of time crafting the script for this, something I feel most people don't realize is hard to do and be consistently funny.
why do i have a feeling he legit just gets high for these videos, and just says whatever he wants?
The entire plot of the first movie
"Man betrays human race for blue booty"
Plot of way of water
"Same traitor of human race realizes vin diesel was right"
accurate
😐
@budget-20
😐
@budget-20
@budget-20😐
@budget-20damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐
"Casual terrorism ain't cooking these geese"
Amazing.
The close up picture meme will never be unfunny lmao
tom holland, what the fuck
Bad crop?
Bro we're gonna starve
birdflu? yeah they do that
Shooting stars?
Do they have a permit?
based?
based on what?
Neytiri didn't shoot Quarritch because she broke her bow during her berserker rage.
The Lung jellyfish are being used by the Metkayina fairly often, they even coevolved with them.
Never dive under Oil burning Water!
The spirit tree, as well as the rideable creatures can supply their riders with air, that's why Na'vi can connect to the spirit tree for longer
Beautiful summary, also would like to mention that the moment the sea dragon sinks why tf would they stay and wait for more sky people to come? Like they would have assumed that if it sunk then they won so time to go home, I never understood why people said ‘ohh why did they all just leave’
Why shouldn't you dive under burning oil? Google doesn't say there's anything wrong with that
@SparkyGleam fires caused through petrol on water can not be extinguished by water. If they surface too early, they risk getting very bad burns
@@dastark_3024 then don't surface until it's clear. You can safely swim underneath it right?
@@dastark_3024 the problem is that they can hold their breaths for well over 5 minutes, and having been living in water for months they would be more than
strong enough swimmers to clear the other side of the burning oil on top of the water
If there's 60% water in a male body and i suck on an icicle, does that mean i am 60% gay
why did you have to bring that here??
I hate to break it to you but you’re 100% gay
Probably 60% bisexual since women's bodies are 60% water aswell I think
@@Minllinlnot surprised tbh.
Yes
My biggest gripe with the movie was when the sea people army just completely vanished and left Jack and team on their own. Also they didn't even wait around to save the chiefs daughter.
They are seen leaving in the background
@@Noob-yx1cubut why would they leave?
@@czoborarpithe realistic reason would be that the main Navi army is as driven off by the Human forces, and that jake managed to slip onto the ship. But since Cameron thinks bows and arrows are better than guns, the actual reason is unknown.
This is by far the most up front info dump from this channel. This movie is insanely long for High Boi to dump that much info.
three whole minutes i dont got that time
just wait for the oppenheimer one
"Get over your dead kid. We can make another one." lol
"You might be blue but you aint dory c***" is the best line ive heard so far
¨Peunut, At the same time?¨ that shi got me cryin brother 😭😭
9:55 Fluent in whale in one day? Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I understood that reference
Oh really?
Oh rapidly learning languages is tight!
im gonna need the critics to get wayyyyy off my back about that
Well we don't know if it's been one day. Time passing ain't exactly clear
"His pronouns are was/were:
Had me rolling😅😂
I remember watching this with the bois. We were the only ones in the theater so we got to make fun of everything on it the whole time lmao
Edit: because a nuke went off in the replies, lemme be clear that it was overall non serious poking fun. Not seriously critiquing jack on the film but just making jokes on "because movie" stuff
Very good
It was a fantastic movie
@@MrMonkey2150if you have severe brain damage maybe
@@MrMonkey2150 I know right. There is a lot of people saying "oh the graphics is the only thing good"
@@MrMonkey2150 no it wasn't.
6:35 - 6:48 is quite literally comedy gold , this is why i love high boi
It's my headcannon that since Jake left his Navi tribe; the humans defeated them, they got the unobtanium, and saved billions of human lives back on Earth.
the good ending
Until humans just kill themselves anyway
The main character left the navi, and that allows the humans to glass the entire continent they live on. Unlucky.
I thought that too. Lol. He left. The twattish tribe are dead and some of the corporations left. Which just leaves other alliances Good for anyone left. Maybe.
I still can't believe they named that shit 'unobtainium'
The roast at 6:35 is INSANE 💀
"UTURU DEEZ NUTS"
to be fair about finding out about the human ageing liquid stuff. On earth we cut appart every animal we come across to find out about properties of (input animal) like Sheashoehorsecrab or what ever its called that is milked for its blood. Pretty sure if we found a planet with animals we would directly start doing the same stuff with the flora.
Fauna is the animals. Flora is the plants. But yeah we would be doing that
Horseshoe crab
Yep. Their blood contains Limulus Amebocyte Lysates. Blood borne amoebas that are really good at detecting the toxins of some bacteria.
Also. I'm convinced Horsehoe crabs are actually arachnids, just hiding under stupid hats.
I wouldn't
this is why i love this channel. they actually analyse the movie and look for other possibilities if something doesn't make sense instead of just saying "bad writting"
Not in the first minute, know I'm going to be feeling like I inhaled fifty two pounds of pure weed just by listening to him
Yall heard Disney suspended production on Avatar 3 to work on the next Rey Star Wars? Seems they don’t have enough $ to work on both simultaneously. I’m nervous for the company 😢
lose lose we get shit movies either way
Disney has been too busy trying to get good boy diversity points with investors. The diversity investor incentive thing is basically forcing bad decision after bad decision. Unless Disney pulls money out of their other brands, they may fall behind on movie and show money.
@@sorenkairavatar isn't shit
Ha, I thought you were joking, but no, they are actually making a tenth movie in the series. Absolutely wild.
@@Noob-yx1cuatleast Avatar receives love and care, and is being actively looked after by someone who is passionate about what they’re making
12:35
Oh, High Boi, always so straight forward…
Never change Mr Boi, never change…….
For the exosuit part it’s actually not impossible. If you imagine the suit is programmed to translate motions near the body or face more or less exaggeratedly it would act 1:1 at the arms full exension but maybe it acts 1:1.3 when within one foot of the face? Then you’d also program it so it willl not allow any movements that cause it to intersect itself or the operator. Like if you moved your hand to your nose the suit hand would come no closer than 6” from your face making it impossible to hit yourself with it.
This could be a toggleable feature. It’s basically how warships prevent their turret guns from shooting the ship or how ww2 flying fortresses had all those turrets and never shot themselves. They simply cannot aim at other parts of the same vessel.
"you might be blue but you aint Dory" is a fire line
3 dreadlocks out of 19 singular nosehair, LET HIM COOK
6:18 -High Boi 's sense of humour never dissapoints !!
why'd he say that so majestically 😭🙏 13:48
“You might be blue but not dory” lol
"Uturu has been asked."
"Uturu deez nutz"
Wasn't ready for that at all 💀
(Had me choking for 10 mins, gasping for my life 😂)
binged your entire channel while getting my tattoo done… safe to say the lines are fucked cause i kept laughing
It sucks they cut the scenes of neytiri learning how to live with the reef people but in the cut scenes she’s very stubborn and refused to bond with an ilu (she struggled greatly while trying to bond with an ilu) and she adapts still using her forest ways like when she hunts fish she jumps off her ikran to spear the fish and her ikran dives into the water to get neytiri.
daily dose of losing my braincells, and I'm lovin it
It's funny, every time I see anything Avatar related, I'm always conflicted between taking the approach the movie wants you to, and being enamored by the beautiful planet, or just thinking like it's 40K and saying "They’re called *human* rights for a reason. PURGE THE XENOS."
Steps to properly enjoy another high boi video
1. Light up a joint
2. enjoy
Jakes kids are technically his brothers kids cause the avatar has his brothers genes
I never thought about that, holy moly-
D:
“Shut up fish fingers, he’s not!” 😂 9:41
"Get over yourself, we can make another one-"
Fuck, this has me wheezing XD
14:14 maybe scientists were studying the whales' biology and found out they possessed chemicals with anti aging propreties.
"You're pronouns are was/were..." is probably the hardest modern insult i've ever heard.
We making it into the water with this one bois
this is my new favourite phrase for anything water based.
* drowning noises intensifies*
Even though I loved these movies, calling Neteyam "Boy 1" is probably the most accurate thing, mans did NOTHING except "hur dur good son"
“Peanut? At the same time?” - High Boy, probably
0:30 common highboi W 😎🇵🇸
It took me two rewatches of the vid to understand the thumbnail. And i burst out laughing after 👌
12:35
"It's a canon event"
-Latino Spooder-Man
“One nostril always blocked” 😂😂😂
“You might be blue but you ain’t Dory” had me ROLLING 😂
I couldn't remember the boys' names either until I realized they are basically named Nathan and Noah, just the alien version lol
“It’s been a day dude and you’re fluent in whale? Fuck off, you might be blue but you’re not Dori” HELP 😭
0:32 we’ll played
"You might be blue but you ain't dory" is a line. lmaooo
15:41 RKO!!!!!!!
„Racism. It happens.“ 😂😂😂
YES, my favorite movie recapped by high boi
took them 13 years to come up with part 2 its a rougly 3 hour movie, all in less then 20 min from highboi, man what a time to be alive.
I think the 13 years was because James Cameron wanted to innovate with new CGI technologies... Or he just waited until he made enough money back from it. Idk. Anyway, we gotta wait 13 more years for Avatar: Path of Fire fr
@@theantagonist801 i think you mean we gotta wait 13 years for the next highboi avatar video.
@@jcmcgee1573 Maybe both
Thirteen years and they still came up with one of the most Swiss cheese plots imaginable
@@Jimmy_CVit has no plot holes
Really minor point but it was mentioned in the lore guide to the first movie that the arm movements of an exosuit driver are translated to the mechanical arms in a 1:3 ratio, allowing for small movements to have a larger effect on the machine.
Hands and fingers are translated 1:1 for dexterity.
3:00 this is exactly what I thought and I almost laughed out loud in a packed theatre
11:52
I thought this wouldn’t be easy to recognize but nevermind I guess
you have no idea how long i’ve waited for this.
“Na na na na got your kids *childish mocking*” a true beauty 16:23
Yooooo
6:30 this part had me dead😭😭
For a second i swear i read avatar away from the water and start laughtin
0:25 Navi sounds very similar to something else that I know.
Fun fact: I watched the first avatar movie when your first video of it came out so I could understand what you're talking about, ended up loving Avatar lol
They can't just make humanity look soo badass and awesome and expect us to support the Na'Vi instead.
I was rooting for humans the whole time
@kevalyarathore223 FOR THE EMPEROR. AND THE INQUISITION
eh isnt hard to see them as bad in these movies because there is very little gray for the humans. Like sure we sympathize because we're humans but the humans are just so ridiculously evil its crazy. like they land their ship and for some reason it destroys like a large percentage of the planet's surface because reasons? like you would think that their job would be easier if they tried to cooperate with the locals if they really wanted that metal shit. instead they do mass genocide and murder to people who are basically just blue versions of themselves with intelligence on par with humans without any reprecussion or thought
@@storm___humans already do stuff like that on earth, you think they wouldnt do the same thing if they arrived on an alien world? Hell Israel is doing that rn just because they want more real estate and some oil off the coast of Gaza.
@@storm___ I mean that's what humans have done for centuries to other humans so it's not unrealistic.
@@kirby1225 not unrealistic i suppose in terms of aggression but unrealistic in how over the top it is
This was easily the best video you've ever done
love the videos man keep up the hard work
backround update dropped her ping , hit me UNEXPECTED. LMAOO
All you had to do is say "the Subnautica movie but racist"
3:55 if you curve your hand inwards towards yourself you can achieve that
This has to be one of the best thumbnails
Hey bro it has been a will just want to thank you for helping me in my mental state
when i was down and sad i used to just watch you and get a smile on my face
now i'm very well and have a nice family and living the life i wanted
so just want to thank you
(hope you see this)
"Curl your fingers or lose 'em SSSSLLUT" hahahahaha
11:15 bro that one navi soldier with shades looks so cool 😎
"You might be blue, but you ain't Dory c***" -High Boi
"You might be blue but you aint Dorie, c!$#." What a legendary line
El gif de ibai con la pizarra es bien internacional, me encanta 0:05
Wow, that was way more enjoyable to watch than the actual freaking movie. This doesn't convey just how dragged out everything feels. Like that bit about the kids with the water people dragged on forever.
I have said it once and now i'll say it twice: the way of water essentially is about jungle cats going to find catfish people to escape the f-14 tomcats pursuit on them while participating in whale wars, with guest star spiderman.
You may be blue but you ain't dory
Best new highboi quote
clicking this made me lose half my braincells without even watching it
Genuinely had me laughing when I shouldn't be and that's why I love this guy😭😂
Do the Mask
3:34 That, sir, is what we call a futa.
I wanna point out that you called those connecting thingies Bluetooth which makes no sense as Bluetooth is wireless. What they got is USB, or Ethernet, or LAN, or whatever, but something WITH WIRES!
I had to watch the Movie just now before watching your video. Because I don't want to get spoiled... didn't expect to cry damn.
Aywa holds all her children in her heart 😭
Humanity has such cool tech and aesthetics in these movies, I can't be on the side of the cringe stereotypical noble-savages
"she doesn't get an answer because a background steam update started and dropped her ping"
lmao
I LOVE 8 HOURS OF WHALES DYING!!
seriously, this was the most boring thing me and the boys ever experienced in a cinema.
Zoomers lmao
the outcast tukun has gotta be my favorite character in this whole film hes actually useful to the plot and is definitely strong as BREAKING METAL BRIDGES IS QUITE A LOT he also somehow didn't get crushed by his own mass on that boat which is a feat of durability hes overall rly cool
Imagine getting lower ratings than a Cat in Boots
You can't compare to a masterpiece,its an insult