The Overhealer
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- In an effort to get you people to shut up about him being useless in MvM, the Medic teams up with the Engineer to create a medigun like no other. Using ghost metal, and new experimental medicinal... magic, they create "The Overhealer," a medigun so powerful, it defies the very laws of time and space. But is this new weapon a godsend that will make obnoxious internet commenters shut up for good, or a catastrophic nightmare of epic proportions?
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The third and final installment of the "I totally messed up everything TF2 related in my SFM stuff, but made the best of it, and things go better than expected" saga. Team Service Announcements will return next week.
I spent way more time on this than I should have.
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"...When ze patient woke up, his texture was missing and ze doctor was never heard from again!"
This is such an underrated comment. XD
Hoo you are the not best doctor but i need the your help
"Anyway, zats how I lost my medical licence"
@@GregTheLion *"Anyway, that's how I broke my gmod."
@medic yeah, fair
My eyes don't have the right addons installed.
Oops, forgot to install CS:S into my head.
Not enought Addons.
They do, it's just missing a pill pack
me either
uy un gay jajaja
The overhealer:
+1337% max overheal
-Causes texture errors
-Teammates will eventually scream at you
-No random critz
They already scream at you
+drkastenbrot whats a leet overheal
+Secret GabeN but will scream in agony.
+drkastenbrot And healing a Pyro will turn turn it into a dinosaur
The Overhealer
+1337$ max overheal
-Causes texture errors
-Teamates will eventally scream at you
-No random critz
-Causes a random soldier on your team to fly
My brain needs Java updated, hold up
*Installs really buggy outdated version from 2009*
Can't update because can't uninstall older version because can't find the install/uninstall files from the older version (true story!)
C'mon Gordon, we don't have time to fool around, get your suit on.
I'm going to use this from now on instead of "Not until I've had my coffee"
We finally know Pyro's true identity.
what if that is a mask tho
Yeah. Half life characters.
you mean classic pyro. as pyro and classic pyro are 2 separate characters. also i hope pyro reunites with his puppy
send me link to that?
Win Entity
The Overhealer:
+%300 Max overheal
+%300 Ubercharge length
+ Ubercharge ubers everybody within 15 feet of you
+%150 heal rate
+%100 ubercharge heal rate
+Heal target gets full crits
- As you use it, the entire game rapidly deteriorates around you, eventually exploding your computer
- No random crits
No random crits had me laughing
No random critical hits, totally balanced at all
SuperHamsterhuey Is it tradable?
***** I guess
SuperHamsterhuey no ranom crits? fuck that
I don't have CS:S so the textures didn't load for me.
This is what the Medic sees when you do Kritzkrieg taunt.
and that's why I renamed my Kritzkrieg the Universal Crack Dispenser
lol really? share a pic
Ah man what a at times bro! 9.5 10 years ago everything was awesome!
When your playing gmod but u don't have CS GO
cs:s*
Glockel lol
99% of the time
i meant 99000000%
Lol. Deleting comments are we?
Goddammit. missing those textures again. guess I'll have to verify my content.
Cameron Johnson
thanks for the help!
Cameron Johnson
lol
Vincent Rogers Now I found you haha
MarcoPyro Productions
lol xD btw, did you finish that sfm? or is it private?
what SFM, you mean the one I recently uploaded?
Isn't the overhealer a beta weapon?
Red Mage Yes, he's right. Also, the Kritzkrieg has a bottle of Jarate in it. No, really.
*Kritzkrieg
Well, yeah. It's just that it dosen't look as advanced as that. It is just two regular mediguns stuck together with a slowed uber-build rate. If you search up this "TF2 Weapon Demonstration: The Overhealer" (Ignore the speach marks) It will demonstrate the positives and negatives of the Medic's Overhealer. Hope this helps.
UA-cam is broken, it doesn't show any answers...
Yup
New Medic Item: "The Overhealer".
99.9% Ubercharge rate
64.5% chance of unpredictable seizures
Turns pyros into Anthromorphic Talking raptors Raptors
80.2% of Melting
Replaces Ubercharge with buggy Rainbow charge
100% Of never Playing TF2 again
3% Profit?
.
Yeah...
Killian aMillion valve add this and give me one
Come on Gordon.....
Typo....
Um the overhealer is a real weapon, it's in the game files, in the beta version of tf2
The horror.... Purple and Black... Every-ones weakness D:
Marius Ottosson Mlp brony found. The Overhealer gun is real, but no purple and black. It has double medigun device ends.
Kyle Brain Damaged i think it was removed from the game
The Overhealer
Level ???? Medigun
+Übercharge Rate 1000%
+Über lasts until end of round
-When Übered, Player will deform greatly, Causing mass agony and pain
-Heal Textures result in failure
OverHealer
Maximum over heal 1%
Übercharge lasts 10minutes causing you and the teammate you are healing scream rapidly and die.
That's actually pretty creepy when you think about it.
*No random crits
The OverHealer
Level ERROR404 Medigun
+Übercharge Rate 9999%
+Über dosen't run out until kicked or map change
+Über can cause the enemy's to crash
=When Übered you hear alot of the death sounds of the Übered class
-You can crash
-Causes Pyro's to have rapter heads and to have the Voice of Dr.Kliner
3 Skins
DEFAULT: Missing Texture come out the medigun
Fatal Error: The medigun is a giant 3D flashing red ERROR text
1998: Windows 98 error boxes come out the medigun
Raptor Pyro needs to become a thing
i dont think every good thing has to become a thing. After a while, like doge or grumpy cat, it becomes boring.
I mean like there needs to be a re-skin for the Pyro that's raptor pyro.
Now *that*, that needs to happen.
Raptor Pyro Barney to be more exact.
Yeah
Hey what game do I need to have installed to see the medigun beams? The textures are missing for me :/
in the video?
Zain Peterson Of course. I must not have the right game mounted to UA-cam.
Jordan Garcia I think they are meant to be missing.
So do I
GalaxyLight
It was replaced by the QuicksKreeg
this is why high tech, controversial, and groundbreaking science is preformed by professionals
+Jake Adamson Hello brother...
0:25
That looks like the computer worm from Retrovirus.
Now that you say it... AGENT!!! WE HAVE FOUND OUT SOME TERRIBLE NEWS!!! THE WORM HAD JUST MOVED TO ANOTHER PROGRAM!!! THE PROGRAM'S NAME IS HL2.EXE!!! MORE COMMONLY KNOWN AS TF2!!!
MiningwithPudding
You know, this got me thinking: Someone should port the Retrovirus models to SFM. It would be quite interesting to work with them.
THAT WOULD BE COOL
666 = Devil's number. Look it up! That's proof that it's dangerous and should be used with caution.
Evil_Nazgul0616 oh fiddlesticks what now
Heavy: *SCREAMS IN AGONY*
Engineer: *SCREAMS IN MORE AGONY*
Pyro: Come on doc! My turn!
Has science gone too far?
"Come on Gordon, we don't have time to fool around get your suit on!"
"we can't keep them here long; it'll jeopardize everything we worked for."
1:04 doh fiddlesticks. What now?
Radigan Conagher yeah.
***** i did toooooooooooo!!!!....the one time heavy fears the doctor!
tommy lockhart yeah!
tommy lockhart Don't even get me started on killing heavies with a medic. A medic+medic combo can easily take out the toughest classes as long as there's only one of them.
Conrad Hochstrasser Well then.
I HAVE SO MUCH POWER!!!!
Error heals is best heals.
I didn't know I needed cs:s for EVERYTHING now :(
xD
***** it was a joke, kappa
This is what happenns when you hack into the TF2 Code and try to give yourself a valve medigun.
The Untexturehealer
So...Many...Broken...Textures.
Missing textures FTW
The pyro was ready for it.
He took it like a....uh...he took it like......LIKE A PYRO
good one
Heavy and Engineer: (become horrible abominations after getting hit with that thing)
Pyro: OOH! OOH! ME NEXT! ME NEXT! :D
SO MANY MISSING TEXTURES!
I remember watching this back in the days and think "damn, this is scary"
This still scares me
The Overhealer:
+200% Charge Rate
On charge: removes all textures from the world and permanently mutates your teammates
The Overhealer
+50% Overheal
-25% Overheal degrade time
-25% Heal rate
On Uber Heal target and Medic gain x3 of health
-No random Crits. so it wouldn't be OP
TheBlack Knight Thanks, it was way to OP before.
TheBlack Knight
Huh why would you want crits on a medi gun it doesn't do damage
You obviously dont know the "-No Random Crits" joke
Rui Ferreira Sometimes valve adds No random critical hits on a weapon to tone the power down, but it makes 0 difference in game.
The heavy boss bot is just so done with that.
He's just like
"Fuck this shit"
Kyle Shepard
All aboard the nope train to fuckthatshit ville
Manly Sonic
The trains run on NOPE fuel.
Kyle Shepard Nope
Boss949 nope nope nope nope. Do it TEXAS STYLE!
The "overhealed" Heavy and Engineer scream like they came out of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
this needs to be a part of the game. we need to make this in the workshop...
The fact that you took something that broke your SFM and then ran with it, shows just how talented you are with this program. Probs to you, Sockpuppet. You really ARE credit to team
The Overhealer
+ Overheal doesn't decay
- 50% overheal rate
. Upon Ubercharge, you and the person your healing gain a temporary speed boost of 25%
The Overhealer
- Whatever you do don't press right click
Now looking back at this, that weapon stat idea is still too op. It now needs:
-Can not heal players during setup time
-Can not heal players in spawn
he isnt't that useless he can revive people when they die
but if there aremissing textures on the video your basicly trying to get people to not shut up about that
This is how my Gmod looks like
+Diego Devars I feel your pain
Gmod is an ugly, unoptimized mess. Needless to say it's fun when you can get it working properly. Fix your fucking shit Garry!
The Overhealer
Level 666 Medigun
+Übercharge rate 100%
+Über lasts until you start to heal another person
+You can heal 3 players at a time
+There is a 1% chance that will give the Übercharged player 95% more health and ammo
-If you don't heal anyone in 2 minutes the weapon will explode and kill you
-Healing a player longer than 10 seconds the weapon will kill you
-Healer has 90% less health and is marked for death when wealding it
-There is a 50% chance that the weapon will explode and kill the medic
-When Übercharged only you don't get Über
-No random critical hits
Kasel2000PL See, no random crits.
The weapon is balanced.
ShadowSamurai27 20% Slower Firing Speed.
There.
The Overhealer:
Level 10 Medigun
+50% most overheal
+Übercharge adds 350 health to the heal-ee
-Healer has 15% less health
NexusGideon
+50% overheal
+Übercharge grants immunity and min-crits
-At the end of the Über, Medic is instantly killed.
The Overhealer
+ Healed target keeps overhealed health
- No Ubercharge
+ Can overheal 100+ more health than normal medigun
- When holded: No health regeneration.
MAKE IT A THING VALVE
My favorite part of this is still that I imagine this is what the medic would do if his medigun just started melting people
KrasniyB and anangrysockpuppet are the two polar opposites of the SFM community
mystery solved: the medic's name is Gordon
c ' m o n g o r d o n g e t y o u r s u i t o n
WTF DID I JUST FUCKING WATCH.
a video
I watched a video where the texures are fucking black and bright purple that's what I watched.
Ratsass LOOL XD
Welcome to the world of Anangrysockpuppet
***** I know that.
MISSING TEXTURES
Is that a texture error?
That black and pink color? Yes, it normally appears on objects where you are missing the correct texture pack. It still got the same shape, the color is just replaced with black and pink squares.
At the time, he downloaded some files that screwed up some of his textures. But he was determined to make the most of it (and we kept assaulting his emails) and brought us this gem.
Yeah. It Appears in Minecraft and in any Source game. It's when a model (or the map itself) is missing a texture that it needs. It's also a Garrys Mod card that can be unlocked just by playing a map that has a missing texture. They don't nesscarily render the map or model useless and unusable but it can make it not as good as it's surrposed to be and not look cool on your screen. Missing textures usually don't appear on flooring and skybox's which usually get replaced with a trippy HOM effect or wireframes
Ahhh, MUCH better...
kralle in a nutshell.
giant heavy robot:fuck that
LOL, Missing textures!
are those textures you dont have?
no that was the joke
oh my god
Maybe its because he didnt installed tf2?
if he didnthave tf2 the characters would be errors. when i tried loading fnaf stuff in gmod thewould be errors
Gage Couronis jesus christ kid
Is this overhealer or errorhealer??
How high does one have to be to undersstand this? xD
Damn confirm and illuminati confirmed >:I
Legions Typhoon
Robots 😓
Iris Confusion HIGH ON ROBOTS AWWW YEAH
Weed bot?
fucking lol'd so hard
run..and don't look back
Pyro is a dino. with HL2 Barney voice lines so is Barney the Dinossaur
Isn't the "fiddlesticks" line Kleiner's?
is possible i don't play half life for about 6 months
more like barney the pyrosaur
I HAVE THE POWER OF THE MISSING TEXTURES!!!!!!!!!
1:04 I freaking knew it! Dinosaurs aren’t extinct
Is the raptor head from Dino D-Day
lizard Barny and pyro D:
more like BARNEY THE DINOSAUR EH EH EH HMMMMM
AW MAN genius, how did I not see that
Oh, fiddlesticks. what now?
The overhealer broke the game, since it isnt supposed to be a working medigun
And plz done "NAW, Ya dont say?" this comment. This is just for people who dont know what the overhealer is
._.
Yup
Agreed
Even more fast replies
Basically the Overhealer is the TF2 equivalent of Missingno?
Not from my experience, lol
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!?!?!
Raptor Pyro is amazing.
"C'mon, Gordon. We don't got time to fool around, get your suit on!"
The birth of Barneyraptor.
lol at 0:23 I have so much power!
That's really me whenever I uber with any medigun. xD
the end was amazing im ded
ITS VINNY PLAYING TF2!
I wish he screw screw Around tf2
I screw screws around team screwtress screw.
screw this i want to screw something real screw.
I just like the soldier that floats past the giant heavy, his voice completely matched what he was doing xD
This is horrifying!!XDXD
mystery solved: pyro is a raptor
btw the overhealer already exists and it doesn't look like that
it's like a double medigun, search on the wiki
theres no such thing as an overhealer on TF2 and theres no double medigun
mailguy01
It was a beta idea for a new medigun.
Isn't the Overhealer basically a Medi-Gun with two holes?
Yes, but it was removed and remade into the Quick-Fix
*WARNING* you do not have all the addons required for this addon
It's me, Medic! Barney from Black Mesa.
It's so...PURPLE-Y! THANKS, ENGY! :D
Overhealer
+100% Ubercharge rate
+Ubercharge doesn't require constant healing
-Medibeams lack textures
Top 10 Nazi super weapons
Not all the textures loaded 40%of the comments
Item descriptions 1%
Random stuff 39%
Memes 19.1111%
This 0.00001%
The overhealer was actually going to be a medigun in the game, so if they where lazy like most other videogame programmers and kept the coding for the weapon then this is what would happen in a nutshell if you hacked to get the weapon, ya know missing textures 'n stuff. The only difference with the glitch/hack and the video is if that where to happen in game is that there will be no sound for healing. So this was a joke that no one understood basically.
it was true, the medic WAS next to useless in mvm,....den the greatest update ever came out,...the sound of medic/ tale of two cities, now all teams without a medic are doomed!
Ah, the Overhealer. It was like joining a Gmod server without any addons.
Who needs textures, anyways?
This Overhealer Design is the same as the weapon The Kralle from Karma Charger! And goo animation by the way!
1:17 Run Giant! Those meat abominations will crash your textures!!!
Is that raptor head available on the Gmod workshop and the SFM workshop, or is it custom?
Engineer: ''Take it like a man, shortie''
*shortest class in TF2*
bruh
this hurts my soul
"take it like a man shorty" says that to the tallest class in the game while being the shortest one in the game
Do drugs, kids.
0:42 Missing textures everywhere xD
Are we sure the medic didn't just fire drugs into his own system and imagined this
This nonsense is so good I'm literally taking notes on this for my videos.
There should be a version of the medigun that works on enemies. XD
This video demonstrates the power of German Engineering.
Holy shiet that was terrifying! I need that medigun!
shit I didn't install the medi-beam texture for this video.
someone forgot to download textures