This really says a lot about society. Primary source: • ABSURD TROLLEY PROBLEMS Support me: elliespectacul... FAQ: elliespectacul... DaThings2: / dathings2
I respect the raw chutzpah it takes to lie to thousands of people when they’ve just seen the smoking gun, but that won’t save you from the chair, Dan (the chair’s about to get crushed by a trolley)
Watching this the first time is like watching The Big Lebowski for the first time. You'd howl at every joke if you could but the other jokes come so fast that you'd miss everything. I hope DaThings's next YTP will let us see what happens when you fuck the trolley in the ass.
can you imagine if humanity spends thousands of years and uncountablly trillions of monies to find life in the universe and they find absolutely nothing except for a rock on a planet in andromeda with the words "I'm sorry, Ross" inscribed on it lol
@@masync183 Crash the economy to look for whatever wrote that only for Ross from friends to admit to using his godly powers to become space Jesus and commit universal genocide before he created humanity out of loneliness
I feel nothing for the sacrifice of the evil and _evil_ and *_maniacal_* Ross. Hopefully the people of Corn Area will breathe a little easier knowing he can never return.
'Salty tubers' is an insanely endearing way to reference fries. Possibly also chips. Tho if we're in England they'd be the same thing so the charm still stands!
Ellie your ytps are easily some of the most quotable out there. People who are sleeple™️ will now be part of my regular vocabulary now, thank you and keep up the great work!
“A trolley is heading towards 5 cents” Well I mean that could also endanger the lives of the people inside the trolley Don’t put coins on railroad tracks, this comment is a PSA
beyond potentially shooting out from under the wheels of the train, the coin itself is unlikely to do damage. It's more likely that someone will get hit by a train while they try to put a coin on the tracks.
4:47 - Missed opportunity to "destroy K.K." - K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing. The Daft Punk/Megan Trainor/Bop It mashup was **chef's kiss** perfection!
The title inexplicably made me think you made a The Good Place YTP since I've been watching and loving it But a Salty YTP is just as much of a pleasant surprise
Here is how I would solve the problems in the video: FYI, I am allowed to derail the trolley without hurting anyone, as this is allowed. #1 hit the mice #2 hit the chair; I don’t hate Ross #3 use the derail. No one gets hurt #4 hit the chair. As a Christian, I am not killing Jesus #5 Take the money, throw it at the rich guy, aim towards him, then crash the trolley so no one gets hurt #6 spare Bill wurtz #7 derail the trolley #8 Another derailment, I ain’t racist #9 dothing, aim for the flobsters #10 run over the nickel for good luck #11 derail the trolley for safety #12 derail, same as #8 #13 aim for the glass Total fatalities: 3 mice and 5 lobsters. No people die in this video. Pay $61.05 for the 2 chairs ($30 each), the OJ glass ($1.00), and the nickel. How would you do it?
Credit questions: 1&2: pull the lever, minimum fatalities. 3: Pull the lever 4: do nothing. This is not your choice to make. 5: Pull the lever 6: Pull the lever. The corrupt businessman deserves this for mass murder. 7: See 1,2,3,5 &6. 8: Do nothing. This trolley is supposed to go to Florida. If derailing is allowed, all questions except 4 and 8 will have the trolley derail on the way to the switched track, stopping closely to the victim but leaving them mostly unharmed.
Extended version of the Bop-It outro song:
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I NEVER SAID ANY IF THESE THINGS (fucking amazing video)
That’s how you know it’s good
I'm sorry man, we have the evidence right here. You'll be going to mega jail for killing 5 cents 😞
I respect the raw chutzpah it takes to lie to thousands of people when they’ve just seen the smoking gun, but that won’t save you from the chair, Dan (the chair’s about to get crushed by a trolley)
*OF
naw dawg, you had your chance. to the shadow realm with you! lololol
I was not prepared for “That chair could be the next bench”
High-production value YTPs where you don’t know what’s real are recreational insanity.
hey. good comment. gratitude.
"i do not trust the 1%"
*repeatedly slams the trolley into the rich guy*
based
And in the original there’s even less hesitation, he just pulls the lever at “rich person” 😂
"If I was Anakin I would sacrifice as many children and younglings as possible" JHGHGHSDSDSGGFFDDSF
The younglings joke... The "Sorry, Ross" comeback... That wurtz joke... "Nyan lives"... So many belly laughs out of that one
Watching this the first time is like watching The Big Lebowski for the first time. You'd howl at every joke if you could but the other jokes come so fast that you'd miss everything.
I hope DaThings's next YTP will let us see what happens when you fuck the trolley in the ass.
Bill Wurtz makes the trolley problem all too real
RIP Bill Wurtz - DIIIEEEEE
~GET REEEEEAAAAAALLLLLL~
"I'm sorry, Ross"
_(Lights cigarette)_ Now. There's a line I haven't heard in a ytp for a looooong time...
can you imagine if humanity spends thousands of years and uncountablly trillions of monies to find life in the universe and they find absolutely nothing except for a rock on a planet in andromeda with the words "I'm sorry, Ross" inscribed on it lol
@@masync183 SORRYЯЯOƧ
I am but a humble man asking for the origin and background of this particular meme
I’m SoS
@@masync183 Crash the economy to look for whatever wrote that only for Ross from friends to admit to using his godly powers to become space Jesus and commit universal genocide before he created humanity out of loneliness
Never thought I'd see ol' Salty boy get the Dathings treatment. Another classic added to the collection!
I like your optimism, Steve McRoundGoggles my man!
The Original Cop being a Wild West Sheriff is so genius
It should’ve been a British with the long fuzzy hat
Are there troblems in this one? Prolly
Also Ellie I love the updated profile picture it looks cute!
A TROLLEY HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
edit: *OH GOOD IT'S FINE! :)*
Hey!
I'm absolutely cackling at Derek just screaming "PULP! PULP!!!"
"Sorry Ross." Was that a 9-year callback? Well played!
I feel nothing for the sacrifice of the evil and _evil_ and *_maniacal_* Ross. Hopefully the people of Corn Area will breathe a little easier knowing he can never return.
General Peppy is pleased.
@@orlandowordsmith6208 His lilacs shall remain undisturbed.
Once again, Ross stinks.
Damn flobsters
Once again,
Ross stinks.
I swear you’ve ascended to a higher dimension of humor, this is incredible
3:35 unfathomably based
i think calling gerbert a lot of names and then running him over with a trolley is something everyone can relate to
Brutalmoose is watching with great interest.
SaucyDiggityDan had to make some impossible decisions. . . but I'm glad he chose to save the chair🪑☺️✨
That could be the next bench!
'Salty tubers' is an insanely endearing way to reference fries. Possibly also chips. Tho if we're in England they'd be the same thing so the charm still stands!
Except for the people who call worms “tubers” ew
@@BinglesP Well to be fair, I've never heard that term for worms in my life. But I would feel very bad for them if they were salted.
How noble of you to give him a redo on the one regarding his life savings at 2:56
> runs over jesus
it's ok give him 3 days time and it will be like nothing ever happened to him
2:28 In this world you either Plever or Dothing
2:39 eyy, that's my video ^w^
whenever I find myself tied to a track and a trolley heading towards me, I _HIRE A SAMURAI_
(Rich important people hired a samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire a samurai did not hire a samurai)
@@pikespice It was a reference to the History of Japan from Bill Wurtz
@@ragnaroksangel what pikespice said was Also a reference to history of japan
That end card song is masterful. No single mashup has made me angrier than All About That Technologic
1:53 what was this whole setup and why did I expect none of it
"why are you thirsty for Jesus" because he's the Living Water, duh
I lost it at the Jesus part and when he says “pulp” Truly one of the YTPs I’ve ever seen
This is such a different approach from a normal YTP and it pays off so well omg
3:30 Do you kill the 5 cops. Or do you kill... THE *ORIGINAL*
I noticed your pfp changed earlier. Glad it finally transitioned, nice!
2:01
Honestly, same
Soon DaThings will make a UA-cam Poop of all my favorite UA-camrs and then what will I have left
The Gerbert joke gives me hope for a BrutalMoose ytp
I hope Rtgame gets ytp
0:20 BUG FABLES REFERENCE???? Inb4 Elu Tran comments
Ellie your ytps are easily some of the most quotable out there. People who are sleeple™️ will now be part of my regular vocabulary now, thank you and keep up the great work!
“A trolley is heading towards 5 cents”
Well I mean that could also endanger the lives of the people inside the trolley
Don’t put coins on railroad tracks, this comment is a PSA
beyond potentially shooting out from under the wheels of the train, the coin itself is unlikely to do damage. It's more likely that someone will get hit by a train while they try to put a coin on the tracks.
no wonder Salty was so insistent on a redo
I dont know, running over people with a tram might put more danger to the people inside than a small coin lol
@@leonardogomez8812 I wasn’t saying anything about the correct choice, just saying not to fuck with the trains
I love how the jokes have the same structure every time, but the variations keep it fresh.
Love the trolley running over the rich guy multiple times lmao. And two trolleys hitting the police.
0:56 this brand of jokes is amazing
3:54 - I love how it's specifically the pulp and not the rest of the juice.
PULP
*_P U L P_*
"i do not trust the 1%" SO 👏 TRUE 👏 KING 👏
3:22 BASED UNIVERSE!!!
but…. what if it was… the band :[
The Anakin joke made me laugh the hardest I have in a while.
Didn't know I needed a Salty Daniel YTP, but you never disappoint!
Ah, thanks, now that I know what was being parodied, I know what unfunny low-effort streaming channel to never watch.
@@RobotacularRoBob Damn, it's a shame you'll never be able to experience the genius of "Pokémon H: The Movie"
@@RobotacularRoBob ratio
@@dizzy_eevee Whore ratio Sans.
@@LucasRCD His nuzlocke series' are genius and hilarious, disagreeing with this is incorrect.
DaThings working out her frustrations in this video lmao
3:09 Actually that’s the MoM
4:47 - Missed opportunity to "destroy K.K." - K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing.
The Daft Punk/Megan Trainor/Bop It mashup was **chef's kiss** perfection!
The bench joke was phenomenal. Great work as always.
Did DaThings change her profile picture?
0:47 - 1:00
THIS WAS A 13 SECOND SET UP FOR A SINGLE SUS JOKE AND I AM HERE FOR IT
3:45 Did you seriously actually put 77 people on the tracks
I find it funny that all of this is in character for Derek
1:47 incredibly based
The title inexplicably made me think you made a The Good Place YTP since I've been watching and loving it
But a Salty YTP is just as much of a pleasant surprise
Man the Good Place is so good
istg this is one of the funniest YTPs I've ever seen
0:46 I'm leaving this on in the background on 0.1 speed (for metrics, baby) to go get my sister so we can both rewatch the whole thing at 1.0 speed.
I didn’t think it was possible to make Salty even funnier. What an accomplishment.
There are parts of this that are so well edited that I forget this was a ytp for a second
Troblems with the prolly eh?
Yoo SaltyDkDan x Da things? We need more great UA-camr YTPs :)
The most horrifyingly cursed mashup yet. Thank you infinitely for this blessing
End credits always leave me wanting a full version, great work Ellie!
Saucydiggitydamn: I'm sorry Ross
Ross: pivot, PIVOT
I don't know which I like better, the Sleeple, or that you brought GERBERT back out of the filing cabinet of my memory
ANAKIN NO
this is what happens when you partner with a flobster.
I lowkey want a full version of the all about that bass/technologic/bop it mashup that played at the end
I highkey want it
1:05 Don't feel too bad that you killed Dr. Flug.
"Trouble with the Trolley, eh?"
He found them. He captured them. And now, no-one will ever have to die again.
"im white. and i just wanna say im white again." poetry. beautiful.
THESE ARE ALL THINGS I SAID (this video is good, but you've made better by far.)
approximately once a month, the phrase "I'm saucy diggity dan" pops into my mind again and I have to come back and watch this video again
I'm never forgiving myself for laughing at the nyan lives joke.
I never would've seen this crossover coming but I am so glad we got it
It was like a trolley hurtling towards us
YES THE "IT'S FINE =)" MEME
1:44 and 3:34 common W and based DaThings
"That could be the next bench" Genius, That was a genius line.
Here is how I would solve the problems in the video:
FYI, I am allowed to derail the trolley without hurting anyone, as this is allowed.
#1 hit the mice
#2 hit the chair; I don’t hate Ross
#3 use the derail. No one gets hurt
#4 hit the chair. As a Christian, I am not killing Jesus
#5 Take the money, throw it at the rich guy, aim towards him, then crash the trolley so no one gets hurt
#6 spare Bill wurtz
#7 derail the trolley
#8 Another derailment, I ain’t racist
#9 dothing, aim for the flobsters
#10 run over the nickel for good luck
#11 derail the trolley for safety
#12 derail, same as #8
#13 aim for the glass
Total fatalities: 3 mice and 5 lobsters. No people die in this video. Pay $61.05 for the 2 chairs ($30 each), the OJ glass ($1.00), and the nickel.
How would you do it?
Credit questions:
1&2: pull the lever, minimum fatalities.
3: Pull the lever
4: do nothing. This is not your choice to make.
5: Pull the lever
6: Pull the lever. The corrupt businessman deserves this for mass murder.
7: See 1,2,3,5 &6.
8: Do nothing. This trolley is supposed to go to Florida.
If derailing is allowed, all questions except 4 and 8 will have the trolley derail on the way to the switched track, stopping closely to the victim but leaving them mostly unharmed.
5 cents, but what if the man is 50 CENT?
50 Cent is 10 times the man that nickel is!
NAH DATHINGS REFERENCED BILL WURTZ AND DAFT PUNK IN ONE VIDEO??? i can pass away now
SorryrroS, that could be the next bench!
Omg omg omg PLEASE do a Gerbert YTP I BEG of thee! I want to hear his soothing chicken nugget voice all cut up.
How do I give a YT comment 1000 likes?
@@drekieldur1558 well friend, first you’ll need 1000 email addresses…
3:36 you missed the opportunity for multi-track drifting
OK so I just rewatched this, but it's the first time I read the bit in the credits that combines the Trolley Problem with the Prisoner's Dilemma.
not to be the guy who points out the homestar runner reference in every dathings video but. teen girl squad font
once again, ross stinks. he's evil.
(Carly Rae Jepsen voice) Prolly Troblems, who's got 'em
Funny as always. You ever consider doing a Vsauce Michael poop? I feel like his videos would make for some pretty good source material.
Don't wanna lose my funny DaThings.
Get back, my furry friend!*
*a common form of address among furries
Let the Homestarrunner-based vocabulary proliferate
Salty Dk Dan 🤨???
I wish the Curtis Mayfield "it's FINE :)" would've taken off.
1:16 Setzeri nooooo
Should’ve named it “Salty Problems” for good measure.
4:50 "salty tubers" for french fries lmao
I'm laughing hardest at "salty tubers".