The Periodic Table: Crash Course Chemistry #4

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  • @crashcourse
    @crashcourse  4 роки тому +532

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  • @elizabeth6134
    @elizabeth6134 6 років тому +4031

    I actually love this comment section. It’s pure Au

  • @Liv-ws2kk
    @Liv-ws2kk 5 років тому +925

    Can you imagine having as much confidence as Mendeleev? What an icon...

  • @mysteryman4664
    @mysteryman4664 6 років тому +4661

    A neutron walks into a shop and says,"I"d like a coke."
    The shopkeeper serves up the coke.
    "How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
    The shopkeeper replies, "For you? No charge."

    • @Whatwasithinking28
      @Whatwasithinking28 5 років тому +80

      this is so underrated

    • @SF-yz6em
      @SF-yz6em 4 роки тому +40

      Good one

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma 4 роки тому +287

      The neutron says "Okay, I'll take it"
      The shopkeeper asks "Are you sure?"
      The neutron says "I'm not positive."

    • @link_six
      @link_six 4 роки тому +17

      JAJAJAJA

    • @ahavakatz1421
      @ahavakatz1421 4 роки тому +15

      My new favorite joke.

  • @rabotlhokotlhabane9546
    @rabotlhokotlhabane9546 10 років тому +951

    You are right . My Mom scarified a lot for me .She passed away last year in September due to lung cancer ,but before she could die , I told her that I would like to be a Biochemist one day and she agreed(approved) my idea . I will not disappoint her .fFinally I managed to enroll with University Of South Africa this year . I am studying Bsc : Biochemistry and Microbiology part time ,but at this stage I am an Electronic Engineer ,I am changing the stream because I have always loved Biology and Chemistry . Thanks for your efforts Crush course team.

    • @loganjmcquaid
      @loganjmcquaid 10 років тому +84

      That's awesome man! Remember your mum when you're feeling down! Best of luck mate!

    • @sawztaK
      @sawztaK 10 років тому +44

      Good luck!!

    • @MopedOfJustice
      @MopedOfJustice 9 років тому +3

      Rabotlhoko Tlhabane gg

    • @Timothan
      @Timothan 9 років тому +5

      Rabotlhoko Tlhabane I kinda want to say something racist and smart-arse-like, but I got nothing.

    • @rabotlhokotlhabane9546
      @rabotlhokotlhabane9546 9 років тому +39

      Thanks cousins and Crash Course for your support .I managed to pass Chemistry .

  • @alexmccullough3707
    @alexmccullough3707 8 років тому +2699

    Looking at all the puns about helium like "HeHe"

  • @deeflores419
    @deeflores419 8 років тому +481

    the story of Mendellev's mother is heartwarming :). Now to memorize this damn table :O

    • @crazysquirrel879
      @crazysquirrel879 8 років тому +17

      Dee Flores look up the "asap science periodic table song" that (kind of) helped me memorized them

    • @gabrivera6691
      @gabrivera6691 7 років тому +3

      I used the one using Cancan and sang it infront because our teacher told us to memorize the whole periodic table. Hahahaha

    • @veenasahu
      @veenasahu 6 років тому +1

      Crazysquirrel I learnt it in 8 years old and now I'm Chem expert

    • @andrewpoderis8548
      @andrewpoderis8548 5 років тому +1

      @@crazysquirrel879 thanks!

    • @xflipsyx9878
      @xflipsyx9878 4 роки тому +1

      CrazySquirrel yep ^^

  • @gavinwarner3480
    @gavinwarner3480 8 років тому +2073

    You know, I was going to tell you a chemistry joke, but the only ones I have are Boron, and all the good ones Argon.

    • @WomanSlayer69420
      @WomanSlayer69420 8 років тому +10

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @gavinwarner3480
      @gavinwarner3480 8 років тому +3

      ***** Thank you.

    • @pewnit
      @pewnit 8 років тому +5

      lol, but I didn't get the boron part...

    • @MakennaKramer33
      @MakennaKramer33 8 років тому

      :):):):)

    • @pewnit
      @pewnit 8 років тому +10

      OOooooohhhhh, boron, as in boring... well, I got it

  • @kartiktanguturi9677
    @kartiktanguturi9677 8 років тому +3353

    Chemistry jokes are sodium funny! I slapped my Neon that one.

    • @royal_kim1154
      @royal_kim1154 8 років тому +98

      I C what you did there...XD

    • @bristolhalle8463
      @bristolhalle8463 6 років тому +24

      I'm scarred for life XD

    • @user-qw6yd2rw2k
      @user-qw6yd2rw2k 6 років тому +10

      thank you for this xD

    • @vanessam157
      @vanessam157 6 років тому +28

      The periodic table is *quaking*

    • @nidhi5810
      @nidhi5810 6 років тому +8

      Knee on!!!! Took me some time to figure that one haha

  • @MrMask-lb1iq
    @MrMask-lb1iq 8 років тому +5651

    Chemistry Class Be Like
    Teacher: "Do you know the formula for sodium hypobromite?"Me: "NaBrO."
    Teacher: "What about the symbol for Nobellium?"
    Me: "No."
    Teacher: "Well do you at least know the symbol for sodium?"
    Me: "Na."
    Teacher: "... A+! :D"

    • @mavisdom-animeonpiano
      @mavisdom-animeonpiano 7 років тому +93

      Mr. Mask I LOVE THIS 😂😂👀

    • @andrewdo5328
      @andrewdo5328 7 років тому +29

      Mr. Mask Lmao 😂😂⚛😂😂⚛⚛😂😂⚛⚛⚛⚛😂😂😂😂⚛⚛⚛😂😂😂⚛⚛⚛⚛

    • @Benny-xy9vd
      @Benny-xy9vd 6 років тому +18

      😂😂😂 omg that's hilarious

    • @mahafuzakhatun1489
      @mahafuzakhatun1489 6 років тому +9

      Loool

    • @FadedOnSteam
      @FadedOnSteam 6 років тому +30

      Nobellium Uranium

  • @XZeroOneArmour
    @XZeroOneArmour 9 років тому +697

    nobody talks about the Horse here . without the heroic sacrifice of that horse we wud not have any P. table today

    • @btsgot7ofexosjams29
      @btsgot7ofexosjams29 9 років тому +1

      lolq

    • @bstandsforbuilding5567
      @bstandsforbuilding5567 8 років тому +19

      We would, just not as soon.

    • @fairytaleoverworlds7795
      @fairytaleoverworlds7795 7 років тому +28

      Without that horse's sacrifice, most of us probably wouldn't have been born! because a chain reaction of events. Your dad in school would not study chemistry as it is, have a different homework assignment that day that would prevent him from spotting your mom at the bakery, and woosh. No you... That or a million other chain reactions.

    • @prakh1250
      @prakh1250 6 років тому +1

      you...are right!

    • @TheLonelySingaporean
      @TheLonelySingaporean 6 років тому +1

      Chaos theory?

  • @josephstalin6549
    @josephstalin6549 9 років тому +4667

    We worship you before our exams.

    • @joshuadiniz684
      @joshuadiniz684 9 років тому +65

      Joseph Stalin You sir, stole my words.

    • @nycman6133
      @nycman6133 9 років тому +15

      +Joseph Stalin well since you r stalin can i be mussolini

    • @nycman6133
      @nycman6133 9 років тому +5

      +Joseph Stalin well since you r stalin can i be mussolini

    • @josephstalin6549
      @josephstalin6549 9 років тому +20

      nyc man If you pickle my nickle for a tickle.

    • @josephstalin6549
      @josephstalin6549 9 років тому +23

      ***** That is in fact the secret entrance to my secret bunker which leads to my secret office which is where I store my assortment of secret red pens which I use to write secret stuff which is secret for even the most secretive personnel which is a secret to the secret of secrets in the KGB which is a secretive organisation that is a secret to the country in the interests of national security which in turn is a secret country as countries are supposed to be secret and so forth

  • @scottsterling9306
    @scottsterling9306 2 роки тому +74

    As a high-school chemistry teacher, when I'm looking for a good video to support a section of the book, and I find one made by CrashCourse, I know my search is probably done. Thanks for making these captivating and informative videos, and I hope you see good fruits for your labor in the next generation of young scholars.

  • @coolbeans5911
    @coolbeans5911 8 років тому +1552

    two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender: "I want H20", and the second man says: "I want H20 too."
    The second man dies.

  • @blancrose2819
    @blancrose2819 5 років тому +138

    I hope you know that you have literally been my chemistry teacher this year Hank. Thanks for all you do!

  • @Crazyboy48263
    @Crazyboy48263 8 років тому +2751

    the amount of nerdy jokes in the comments is amazing lol. I'm only here to better understand my chem course

    • @lontongtepungroti2777
      @lontongtepungroti2777 8 років тому +5

      yes

    • @tejseth8027
      @tejseth8027 8 років тому +5

      same

    • @barbaracretty1675
      @barbaracretty1675 7 років тому +15

      Scientist have discovered learning while laughing is supreme. I'm hungry

    • @byronaustin8179
      @byronaustin8179 6 років тому +5

      Redfizz12 a year later and I actually need this video for my AP Chemistry class

    • @limewarrircat4292
      @limewarrircat4292 6 років тому +5

      A real science-nerd-lover needs this.Not for the school....

  • @ladybuggoneforeign4748
    @ladybuggoneforeign4748 11 років тому +65

    You guys seriously need to make a Physics Crash Course. I'm in Germany as a foreign exchange student and I'm learning these two subjects... without ever having learned them before. Your Chemistry courses are life savers. You should help me to keep from drowning in Physics as well. If you please.
    Actually, math would be really helpful as well.

  • @petrifyer45
    @petrifyer45 9 років тому +4185

    Is nobody going to comment on how amazing Mendeleev's mother was?

    • @queergeologist8207
      @queergeologist8207 9 років тому +305

      +Petrifyer She was easily one of the most dedicated mothers in history.

    • @VarunSingh000
      @VarunSingh000 9 років тому +162

      +Hannah Glenn 1200 miles on horseback, 'nuff said.

    • @317supersam
      @317supersam 9 років тому +68

      +Petrifyer But... she abandoned her other children

    • @VarunSingh000
      @VarunSingh000 9 років тому +176

      Samuel Jeon No, they grew up and went their own separate ways.

    • @ClavinTheCat
      @ClavinTheCat 9 років тому +21

      +Samuel Jeon what? are you not able to live w/o your mom?

  • @juliancarlsonchanel
    @juliancarlsonchanel 8 років тому +5125

    My teacher threw sodium at me. Thats assaualt

    • @catzar9511
      @catzar9511 6 років тому +127

      this is underrated

    • @claironaut
      @claironaut 6 років тому +29

      Thank you

    • @taysim2343
      @taysim2343 6 років тому +61

      Did you pepper spray them?

    • @kristinabraham7711
      @kristinabraham7711 6 років тому +207

      *sodium chloride
      If he did throw sodium at you it would combust as it hit your skin due to the moisture that is on it😐

    • @aviben-david7029
      @aviben-david7029 6 років тому +26

      Are you okay about what you’re teacher threw at you.What is a sodium, and when did you’re teacher throw a sodium at you.I think it must have hurt you.

  • @jannac1747
    @jannac1747 8 років тому +3927

    i was going to tell you a chemistry joke, but i knew you'd have no reaction.

    • @visionplant
      @visionplant 8 років тому +238

      Are you sayin' I'm a noble gas?

    • @consavvy5754
      @consavvy5754 7 років тому +191

      Yeah, cause all the good ones argon.

    • @verniellove891
      @verniellove891 7 років тому +94

      Con Savvy and the rest are all boron😊

    • @chxnkimi
      @chxnkimi 6 років тому +19

      Mm....am I a noble gas now?

    • @noyonmoni396
      @noyonmoni396 6 років тому +13

      Guys I can't understand , can anyone please explain it...?? I saw it in many comment section but I can't understand😔😔😔

  • @stormrider7235
    @stormrider7235 8 років тому +216

    We watched this in Physical Science and no one understood why I was so happy. I was like, "Guys, it's frigging Hank Green!!!"

  • @andresperalta4436
    @andresperalta4436 8 років тому +829

    Forget Aang or Korra, Mendelev is the real master of the elements. Those avatars only control compounds anyways

    • @fireball65070
      @fireball65070 8 років тому +39

      But air is a mixture though 😂😂

    • @Yzyenthusiast
      @Yzyenthusiast 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @Yzyenthusiast
      @Yzyenthusiast 8 років тому +24

      Earth is a mixture too

    • @Yzyenthusiast
      @Yzyenthusiast 8 років тому +20

      fire is not matter

    • @SethKhoury
      @SethKhoury 8 років тому +40

      Air is a mixture, earth is a mixture, water is a compound, and fire is a reaction.

  • @r3troxw
    @r3troxw 5 років тому +488

    I had a teacher named Mr. KOH, so normally we called him Potassium Hydroxide

  • @sea1sa124
    @sea1sa124 4 роки тому +857

    Au: You heard about Gallium and Yttrium?
    Ag: Nah what about em'?
    Au: They GaY

  • @kylematthews5438
    @kylematthews5438 2 роки тому +37

    I like how this video is only nine years old, but the Table of Elements has updated since then. We found more!

  • @1901180108
    @1901180108 11 років тому +94

    John and Hank can make pretty much any subject interesting, but this series really shows how passionate Hank is about chemistry.

  • @TilekMamutov
    @TilekMamutov 11 років тому +85

    Hank, I think you are amazing at showing how some scientists are real life superheroes like in this video or the one about Marie Curie. I am sure it helps hugely in attracting people, especially kids, to science. Very inspiring!

    • @Evariley88
      @Evariley88 11 років тому +8

      pschh!! Kids!!! Im 25 and am horrible at chemistry! lol This was a link my teacher included in his lecture notes and now I can actually take my quiz and know what he's talking about! Thank you!!!

    • @dangupman1641
      @dangupman1641 10 років тому +13

      I need a CrashCourse Physics :) I love this channel

    • @rhys_chalmers
      @rhys_chalmers 10 років тому +2

      honestly this guy gets people interested in learning, not just kids

  • @harlangibson8468
    @harlangibson8468 8 років тому +280

    Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, Batman! (Hint: ME-TV)
    or how about...
    Two electrons were walking down the street and bumped into each other. One asks, "Are you okay." The other says, "No, I don't think so." "Well what's wrong?" "I think I lost an electron." "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm POSITIVE" :)

    • @psychedelicpain420
      @psychedelicpain420 8 років тому +21

      How can an electron loose an electron? I think you meant an atom

    • @harlangibson8468
      @harlangibson8468 8 років тому +5

      Oh, whoops. Haha yeah that's what I meant. Thanks!

    • @whyyoulooking4944
      @whyyoulooking4944 4 роки тому

      @@psychedelicpain420 the electron is inside the atom so he should say I lost a charge and electron is negative charged

    • @psychedelicpain420
      @psychedelicpain420 4 роки тому +3

      @@whyyoulooking4944 I appreciate the effort, but I already knew that. What I meant was, that an atom can loose an electron, but an electron cannot loose an electron. An electron doesnt equal charge, but the difference between protons and electrons. That defines charge.

  • @shoaib808
    @shoaib808 8 років тому +814

    People told me to be POSITIVE so I lost an electron...

    • @chowtom5174
      @chowtom5174 8 років тому +6

      Did they also tell you to never swim?

    • @shoaib808
      @shoaib808 8 років тому +1

      +Chow Tom Not that I could remember... Why?

    • @chowtom5174
      @chowtom5174 8 років тому +16

      +shoaib lodhi when alkali metals which loses exactly one electron reacts with water they tend to do so explosively
      So you might wanna lost two electrons and be more positive while be less explosive :D

    • @shoaib808
      @shoaib808 8 років тому +8

      +Chow Tom Haha.. Sure. I'm doing exactly that. Losing another Electron

    • @jerrymiller2367
      @jerrymiller2367 5 років тому

      Stay positive.

  • @realgirl5055
    @realgirl5055 7 років тому +1856

    *Well, I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out on a date and I was like........*
    *"O" "Mg"* 😮😮

    • @prahachakraborty2237
      @prahachakraborty2237 6 років тому +144

      when i heard potassium was single, i was like K

    • @nikozontini2945
      @nikozontini2945 6 років тому +6

      OMGGGGGGGGGGG

    • @chunkymonkey2285
      @chunkymonkey2285 5 років тому +5

      This is one of the reasons I hate people on the internet.

    • @geeway5923
      @geeway5923 5 років тому +11

      @@ratnakumarchaliyath7825 actually they have all the right to say this. why?
      *BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA*

    • @thedankside2552
      @thedankside2552 5 років тому +11

      MgO*

  • @kole1678
    @kole1678 6 років тому +920

    I came to the comment section for the puns definitely not disappointed.

  • @megangilmore9355
    @megangilmore9355 8 років тому +2291

    I told a joke to the noble gases but they didn't respond :(

    • @Brickerbrack
      @Brickerbrack 8 років тому +348

      They didn't *react*. But the joke nearly worked. ;)

    • @neptunium-2374
      @neptunium-2374 8 років тому +9

      86.Radon and 118.Oganesson are‘Reactive’!

    • @dottoking8696
      @dottoking8696 6 років тому +1

      @@neptunium-2374 really?

    • @dottoking8696
      @dottoking8696 6 років тому +5

      @@neptunium-2374 radioactive ≠ reactive

    • @reasatprottoy7488
      @reasatprottoy7488 6 років тому

      @@dottoking8696 We R L8

  • @savannahspeer3247
    @savannahspeer3247 8 років тому +300

    the jokes on here 😂. much funnier than they should be

    • @michealjohn7192
      @michealjohn7192 8 років тому +3

      argon you my friend are the funniest person alive

  • @willlu3220
    @willlu3220 8 років тому +790

    when you science so hard you completely rekt some French dude who thinks he knows better

  • @gabapentagram4923
    @gabapentagram4923 9 років тому +776

    My friend offered me some Sodium Hypobromite, but I was like "NaBrO."

  • @ebkdoa3535
    @ebkdoa3535 8 років тому +81

    My chemistry teacher gave me some Sodium Hypobromite, but I was like "NaBrO". He asked if that was supposed to be funny. I said, "That's my only chemistry joke, the other ones are boron, all the good ones argon".

  • @ramenshaman5201
    @ramenshaman5201 8 років тому +1705

    I just wanna take all these dead chemistry puns and Barium. Except for the oxygen and potassium ones. Those are OK.

    • @Michael-lt7ym
      @Michael-lt7ym 8 років тому +8

      hehe

    • @mikelangengakala7470
      @mikelangengakala7470 8 років тому +3

      XD

    • @jasminemustafa3110
      @jasminemustafa3110 8 років тому +68

      hahaha I slapped my neon on that one

    • @thg_2728
      @thg_2728 8 років тому +54

      these are pretty good lol, the only one I've heard is "did you hear that oxygen and magnesium were dating, I was like OMg"

    • @eddieramirez2152
      @eddieramirez2152 8 років тому +44

      These puns, they are sodium funny

  • @joshsamadder2748
    @joshsamadder2748 9 років тому +3686

    I was going to make a Sodium joke but Na

    • @Naijiri.
      @Naijiri. 9 років тому +181

      Someones a little salty...

    • @FROPDESAI
      @FROPDESAI 9 років тому +39

      Poke Playah Stop being basic! BE SUPPORTIVE!

    • @Naijiri.
      @Naijiri. 9 років тому +96

      Lol, I was literally gonna make a Bromine Oxide joke after that, but, nah BrO.

    • @ryuumi3083
      @ryuumi3083 9 років тому +42

      Poke Playah *cough* Br2O *cough*

    • @FROPDESAI
      @FROPDESAI 9 років тому +18

      Ryuumi
      **insert THANK YOU.gif**

  • @lahdeedah87
    @lahdeedah87 9 років тому +160

    Hank, you make me fall in love with science and knowledge. I just want MORE! Give me MORE!

    • @lahdeedah87
      @lahdeedah87 9 років тому +2

      ***** thanks! I'll check that out :)

  • @marthadraws4154
    @marthadraws4154 5 років тому +73

    This comment section is 5% questions and praise comments 5% talking about the comment section and 90% chemistry puns

  • @samsilva8240
    @samsilva8240 6 років тому +7

    Can't thank you enough for telling about Mendeleev's story along the video. I had no idea about it and that caught my attention completely on the subject. In fact, something full of purpose is way more interesting to learn about, and here you linked it perfectly. Your content is amazing

  • @cmsr7111
    @cmsr7111 10 років тому +34

    this just helped me learn more about chemistry than i did in 3 years,sitting in a class room.

    • @zoopoo3854
      @zoopoo3854 6 років тому +2

      Christine Salcedo how was 4 years later for ya

  • @talinapolis1551
    @talinapolis1551 8 років тому +81

    Ya know, I was looking through all of these helium jokes like HeHe, and then I thought to myself, should I tell a sodium joke? Na. Then I tried to find another joke to tell because all my good ones argon, but sadly all of them were too boron.

  • @MGKrisi
    @MGKrisi 10 років тому +191

    I want Hank to be my chemistry teacher at school cuz he is awesome!

  • @coreybeavers8762
    @coreybeavers8762 10 років тому +7

    Thank you for helping me pass biology and chemistry! I definitely couldn't have done it without this show.

  • @jamestyler3698
    @jamestyler3698 7 років тому +4

    Love the Chronicles of Narnia reference.
    You're clearly a superior human being.
    Please never stop being Hank.

  • @guyonacomputer1261
    @guyonacomputer1261 11 років тому +180

    There should be an Action movie about Mendeleev so everybody understands how awesome/epic/badass he was.

    • @TaylrTownsnd
      @TaylrTownsnd 11 років тому +6

      This.

    • @guyonacomputer1261
      @guyonacomputer1261 11 років тому +10

      ***** Forgive my ignorance, but what is "This" supposed to mean? "This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard" or "This is brilliant"?

    • @IWantSoundKnowledge
      @IWantSoundKnowledge 10 років тому +6

      Adrian Garcia Is this your first time on the internet?

    • @guyonacomputer1261
      @guyonacomputer1261 10 років тому +6

      ***** Not at all, I just happened to not be familiar with the "this" meme.

  • @foreverinbloom14
    @foreverinbloom14 9 років тому +41

    Omg this Mendeleev POV was crazy from start to finish xD

  • @TheMariomario12345
    @TheMariomario12345 8 років тому +716

    omfg, all the comments are chemistry puns...

  • @dreavilo6874
    @dreavilo6874 8 років тому +3

    All these videos are awesome. Its been 10years + since I have taken Chemistry and now Im back in college taking it ... These videos are helping me prep for whats to come....

  • @saqibmolla9591
    @saqibmolla9591 4 роки тому +59

    Someone threw sodium chloride at me.....
    I said," Thats a salt! "

  • @lolaenay
    @lolaenay 6 років тому +13

    That is insane. That is just amazing holy mother of Mendeleev.
    He was so sure and he was RIGHT omfg

  • @pamstacey6395
    @pamstacey6395 10 років тому +15

    You guys should do a physics course covering the basic laws of motion and the big bang as well as cosmology
    and general relativity and black holes. I think people would love to know more about the way things move as well as the origin of the universe.

  • @astrid1870
    @astrid1870 9 років тому +180

    Yes! He made a reference to Narnia!! NARNIA FOREVER!!

    • @josephstalin6549
      @josephstalin6549 9 років тому +2

      Everything is batman Such a cute picture

    • @2b-coeur
      @2b-coeur 9 років тому +4

      +Everything is batman I paused the video and went into the comments to look for this one and give it a thumbs-up ^u^ I really need to reread that series...

    • @jayd203
      @jayd203 9 років тому +3

      +Everything is batman at what time?

    • @siene4079
      @siene4079 6 років тому +1

      Astrid i’m concerend

  • @Xa15Sci0
    @Xa15Sci0 7 років тому +49

    Has anyone ever paused the video during the intro theme and read all the facts littered across the screen?
    "This machine Pwns n00bs"

    • @sea1sa124
      @sea1sa124 4 роки тому +2

      i have and its funny XD

  • @TheEckert01
    @TheEckert01 10 років тому +9

    That imagination round was incredible. Kudos for, yet again, making me feel and connect with a part of history.

  • @horsecrazy2266
    @horsecrazy2266 10 років тому +43

    5:09 is when he starts going over the table... The background of it is cool too, but when doing homework it can be better to watch videos for the least amount of time possible

    • @billingino354
      @billingino354 10 років тому

      Thanks he was talking bullshit

    • @horsecrazy2266
      @horsecrazy2266 10 років тому +7

      GSlovers Rock I mean.. It can be cool to know though

    • @AngoAngo
      @AngoAngo 10 років тому +9

      horsecrazy2266 Yeah, it wasn't really bullshit, I agree, history is good to know.

    • @billingino354
      @billingino354 10 років тому

      5 minutes not even going over the table? The history part can be a diff vid

    • @horsecrazy2266
      @horsecrazy2266 10 років тому +1

      GSlovers Rock It could be. But. It doesn't fit with any other subject, and there are enough people who are interested in the subject. I just realize that in homework, time can be a priority, so I commented the minute/second.

  • @lilepopinyou
    @lilepopinyou 5 років тому +6

    I legitimately just wanted to know about the periodic table of elements I’m so glad I found you here sir

  • @miamafalda1118
    @miamafalda1118 5 років тому +22

    Is nobody gonna talk about how much of a badass Medeleev's mother was?

  • @Beautychictips
    @Beautychictips 10 років тому +22

    Helped me in biology last year, helping in chemistry this year.

  • @cwagoncwagon5906
    @cwagoncwagon5906 8 років тому +198

    i bumped my neon a table

    • @taysim2343
      @taysim2343 6 років тому +2

      cwagon cwagon omg I cant believe I laughed at that

    • @dottoking8696
      @dottoking8696 6 років тому

      oof

  • @kindcycles
    @kindcycles 10 років тому +5

    Great video! We're homeschooling right now and your videos are really helpful. Thanks for all you do.

  • @psychedelicpain420
    @psychedelicpain420 8 років тому +305

    Wanna hear a jk about nitrogen and oxygen? NO? Is it OK if I tell a jk about oxygen and potassium then?

  • @TheGhostbuster1989
    @TheGhostbuster1989 11 років тому +40

    Dmitri Mendeleev, The original Avatar

  • @adsjndsoifjhediowasd
    @adsjndsoifjhediowasd 8 років тому +282

    The king really farted a noble gas today.

  • @csgaiao33
    @csgaiao33 2 роки тому +3

    Damn. Hank is everywhere. I've seen him on like 5 different channels. I don't mind. He explains stuff neatly

  • @fairytaleoverworlds7795
    @fairytaleoverworlds7795 7 років тому +10

    This video hypnotized me-- now I know I AM Mendeleev.

  • @damnage97
    @damnage97 11 років тому +20

    Mendeleev... the Chuck Norris of science... what a badass.

  • @tb2748
    @tb2748 4 роки тому +5

    I'm confused at 6:23, wouldn't most halogens have pretty high ionization energy since they are so close to filling their valence shell of electrons (and they are more electronegative), making it harder to take away an electron?

  • @tomisoetan9061
    @tomisoetan9061 9 років тому +12

    you rock mendeleevs mom! we acknowledge you!

  • @shadenox6933
    @shadenox6933 9 років тому +13

    "To be clear (let me use a fancy and complicated word to make things clear) this is pure conjecture"

    • @chaitu-gb7ww
      @chaitu-gb7ww 6 років тому

      would it be absolute coincidence that the moment i read this comment the video played the same dialogue

  • @thedarkphantom-lo3tw
    @thedarkphantom-lo3tw 4 роки тому +44

    A nuetron walks into a bar. The waiter says “ for you , no charge”

  • @tfhigfrth9889
    @tfhigfrth9889 4 роки тому +8

    Teacher sent us here, didn’t think I’d enjoy it this much😃

  • @meiyang5969
    @meiyang5969 2 роки тому +5

    I was a chemistry major late 70’s and went on to healthcare field. Now that I’m retired, I want to relearn the periodic table. Just curious how it changed 50 years later. Thanks for the insight. 😊

  • @evanl6819
    @evanl6819 7 років тому +1

    I love these videos, I mean I'm not technically learning anything new because I've learnt all this doing A levels, but you explain things so much better than my teacher so it sticks in my head better.

  • @howardxie3412
    @howardxie3412 4 роки тому +295

    It’s coronavirus that brought us together

  • @beneath8651
    @beneath8651 6 років тому +3

    Table of Contents *For mobile Users*
    Dmitri Mendeleev - 0:45
    Mendeleev's Organization of the Periodic Table - 2:31
    Relationships in the Periodic Table - 5:03
    Why Mendeleev Stood Out from his Colleagues - 7:09
    How the Periodic Table Could be Improved - 8:28

  • @jonikoponen1369
    @jonikoponen1369 8 років тому

    by far the best episode ive seen on CC. this one is built around story whereas others feel like information overload

  • @gayavenkat
    @gayavenkat 7 років тому +41

    I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out and I was like OMG

  • @ren514
    @ren514 6 років тому +19

    "theyre always jonseing to hook up with a hottie from the other side of the table..." Hank youre great

  • @Soul-qt8bp
    @Soul-qt8bp 6 років тому +3

    BEST ONLINE TUTOR EVER ! LOVE UR VIDEOS !! KEEP IT UP@@!!

  • @gaud9112
    @gaud9112 11 років тому +4

    'cause you are Mendeleev, Master of the elements ! So deep !

  • @eleanorjacobobecker3417
    @eleanorjacobobecker3417 7 років тому +3

    Ive been studying for a chemistry test for the past 5 hours (my mental state is not stable) so Mendeleev's determination made me sob

  • @nathandevotta4453
    @nathandevotta4453 6 років тому +1

    10:35 literally why this channel is the best .

  • @ScareSans
    @ScareSans 5 років тому +25

    "you are Mendeleev. Master of the Elements."
    wait... does this mean Mendeleev was the *Avatar!?*

  • @Elizabeth-0303
    @Elizabeth-0303 10 років тому +72

    There's hydrogen and then helium lithium beryllium boron carbon everywhere nitrogen all through the air and oxygen so you can breath Fluorine for your pretty teeth neon to write up the sign sodium for salty times magnesium… You do the rest I can't memorize all those

    •  10 років тому +10

      Aluminum Silicon

    • @Elizabeth-0303
      @Elizabeth-0303 10 років тому +8

      potassium

    •  10 років тому +7

      And Calcium so you'll grow strong.

    • @musictvrox777
      @musictvrox777 10 років тому +6

      Benjamín Valdés Vera scandium titanium vanadium chromium and manganese this is the periodic table noble gases stable

    • @musictvrox777
      @musictvrox777 10 років тому +7

      halogens and alkali react aggressively each period we'll see new outer shells

  • @UBers-3600
    @UBers-3600 2 роки тому +4

    When I noticed there were 115 Atoms in the periodic table I checked the video description and BRO it was 9 years ago!? FR?

  • @lucashebberd353
    @lucashebberd353 8 років тому +67

    You are not worthium - Thorium

  • @anthamh
    @anthamh 4 роки тому +15

    What you think before the big science exam: I memorized all the elements of the periodic table!
    During the exam: Fails to give an example of a single element.

  • @quibily
    @quibily 8 років тому +1

    I just started reading The Disappearing Spoon by Sean Kean--which is a creative, anecdotal intro of Chemistry. So far, it's a great companion read to the Crash Course Chemistry videos.

  • @Gemmaaloves1D
    @Gemmaaloves1D 11 років тому +10

    THANK GOODNESS FOR YOUR UA-cam I HOPE TO GOD I DONT FAIL MY EXAM TOMORROW

  • @finelbraincell5751
    @finelbraincell5751 Рік тому +3

    10 years old and still amazing.

  • @lalangav8250
    @lalangav8250 5 років тому +1

    When i dont understand things in science i always go to this channel btw you all teach better than my teacher who made us write the concepts in the whole book and cant even explain it. Thanks CrashCourse.🤓

  • @cianster2k11
    @cianster2k11 10 років тому +91

    My science teacher showed us this

    • @loganjmcquaid
      @loganjmcquaid 10 років тому +45

      Props to your teacher. I believe a lot more teachers should utilize these videos. My AP World History teacher showed us the World History series by John and I've been a fan of crash course ever since

    • @asdfgh123456978
      @asdfgh123456978 10 років тому +15

      I wish my teacher showed me this...my chemistry teacher is just so boring. I have to find all this additional information myself.

    • @nickfilipoff9056
      @nickfilipoff9056 10 років тому +5

      asdfgh123456978 same here -_-

    • @nickfilipoff9056
      @nickfilipoff9056 10 років тому +1

      Catia Park I'm a junior in high school... And if you notice my profile picture, its very old, at least a few years... and that might be why you're asking...
      Yeah, I need to change it, but I keep forgetting, and I'm never on my account

    • @horsecrazy2266
      @horsecrazy2266 10 років тому

      Catia Park But you already know about it :). I really encourage you to watch all of the ones you're going to need for future classes and memorize them... I really wish I'd known about these before, now I'm watching them all right before finals and doing it

  • @SamHackenson
    @SamHackenson 11 років тому +5

    Hank Green: Explaining, in 10 minutes, what my chemistry teacher couldn't get through to me in a week.

    • @btdpro752
      @btdpro752 6 років тому

      Sam Hackenson your fault not the teachers

  • @chahatmishra9564
    @chahatmishra9564 6 років тому

    One thing...wooww...like really...the first piece of art about chemistry which I could listen to without taking a nap...

  • @thelolminecrafter7830
    @thelolminecrafter7830 5 років тому +9

    3:50
    *AGGRESSIVELY FLINGING PAPERS*

  • @caprinicole7932
    @caprinicole7932 7 років тому +5

    "She pleads earnestly and they reject you" LOL loved this video subscribed.

  • @justincarnes1553
    @justincarnes1553 6 років тому +2

    The first part had me emotional like I’m ready to go on a conquest of knowledge for this dudes mom. CHEMISSTTRYYYY

  • @AniMaria1014
    @AniMaria1014 5 років тому +3

    ok, so everyone here is making chemistry puns, but am I the only one who was dying over the horses' legs at 1:24 XD I couldn't stop laughing