ANIME HATER Ranks JoJo's Stands Based Off Description

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  • @scrawnytony3174
    @scrawnytony3174 8 місяців тому +162

    He really put survivor above Limp Bizkit and Dragon’s Dream above Weather Report

    • @DiabolicJoe
      @DiabolicJoe 8 місяців тому +11

      Limp Bizkit is a w name

    • @shinycake143
      @shinycake143 8 місяців тому +15

      @@DiabolicJoe flaccid pancake

    • @DiabolicJoe
      @DiabolicJoe 8 місяців тому +1

      @@shinycake143 localized stand names

    • @user-rmftwz-yrjsoq
      @user-rmftwz-yrjsoq 7 місяців тому

      @@DiabolicJoe Big Joe

    • @DiabolicJoe
      @DiabolicJoe 7 місяців тому

      @@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq in your mouth

  • @maidinheaven9911
    @maidinheaven9911 3 місяці тому +16

    Stand : * Destroys planets *
    Him : Imma put it in neutral

  • @justaguythatwatchesalotofyt
    @justaguythatwatchesalotofyt 8 місяців тому +114

    Putting Foo Fighters above Star platinum is DIABOLICAL

  • @samuelrodrigues4880
    @samuelrodrigues4880 8 місяців тому +72

    bro put a person that can control WEATHER in decent?? Dawg u can become ZEUS and snipe people with lightning

    • @Slightlyfreaky_7
      @Slightlyfreaky_7 Місяць тому

      AND whatever the hell the snail thing is, if you master it, you could just change the subliminal messaging to whatever you want

  • @Endergem-cl7sr
    @Endergem-cl7sr 4 місяці тому +17

    "I'm putting this at neutral" to very good stands 💀

  • @EldricTheCrazed
    @EldricTheCrazed 8 місяців тому +88

    Ur cooked, god forgive these comments

    • @badroboudjerda4394
      @badroboudjerda4394 8 місяців тому +12

      Well he said he didn't watch jojo but my man didn't cook

  • @rileyechols9046
    @rileyechols9046 6 місяців тому +12

    C-moon: being able to control gravity and kill someone in one punch
    "Imma put that one in neutral"

  • @schoofiee
    @schoofiee 8 місяців тому +36

    I understand you haven't seen the series, but how you gonna put somehow who can can CONTROL the weather (including OXYGEN) that low 😭

  • @Ciythed_2
    @Ciythed_2 8 місяців тому +44

    I know DAMN WELL YOU DID NOT PUT STAR PLATINUM THAT LOW

    • @ValetinoLovebird
      @ValetinoLovebird Місяць тому

      I think he missed the time stop part, bro thinks Star just punch things

  • @RedLordOfAlagadda
    @RedLordOfAlagadda 8 місяців тому +40

    Bro got almost *everything* wrong. He put Star Platinum *below* Stone Free. Blud is cooked.
    Edit: Bro put WEATHER REPORT, one of the strongest stands in the entire series, in the second lowest tier.
    Edit 2: My man put Dragon's Dream, one of the weakest Stands in the series, two tiers above Planet Waves which has the single strongest AP feat in all of Part 6 with the meteors.

  • @isabellejoestar2455
    @isabellejoestar2455 8 місяців тому +13

    I know bro didn't just put Dragon's fucking Dream above a literal one-shot ability, time-stopping abilities, an unreachable Stand, and a mf who can control the weather itself.
    Good video, never cook again, please.

  • @GOOBA127
    @GOOBA127 8 місяців тому +41

    Ngl you fold on this one 😭🙏

  • @Mercy_TS
    @Mercy_TS 8 місяців тому +9

    Weather report, a stand that can end an entire city with little to no dificulty in decent

  • @electricburst0986
    @electricburst0986 8 місяців тому +11

    Ain’t no shot bro really put white snake so low 💀

    • @akamegaedits
      @akamegaedits 7 місяців тому +2

      Fr bro is geekin like hell

  • @danielsanimation2103
    @danielsanimation2103 8 місяців тому +6

    "Weather report can control molecules, almost as strong as Stone Free, can make it rain poison frogs and fire tornadoes and considered to be the most versatile stand in part 6"
    "tbh it doesn't sound like the best stand"

  • @lyiucmena4517
    @lyiucmena4517 8 місяців тому +44

    bro, you put all of fiction in neutral 😭

    • @neergkniht5195
      @neergkniht5195 8 місяців тому +3

      I mean he's not completely wrong

    • @Sh1ngi
      @Sh1ngi 8 місяців тому +1

      You really like over scaling that stand

    • @gamingnamehere1560
      @gamingnamehere1560 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Sh1ngi its legit fiction materialization. it can't be anything less than the toop tier even if it can't be number 1.

    • @1DeletedAccount
      @1DeletedAccount 8 місяців тому +4

      kinda fitting ngl. It's pretty much impossible to beat if you don't know what to do, yet so easy to beat if you just simply make your own character to counter it

    • @lopezroilans.8384
      @lopezroilans.8384 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Sh1ngi i mean to be fair, you need a good OC to beat it, and an OC that actually specifically counters it. Its hard to draw that and think how it would work specifically when under life-or-death stress.

  • @EMan-xj5cz
    @EMan-xj5cz 3 місяці тому +1

    1:13 btw I should add that it’s completely unconfirmed whether or not “earth,wind,and fire” is a stand or just a byproduct of the user potentially being an alien

  • @DaichiOkami
    @DaichiOkami 8 місяців тому +3

    3:57 Jolyne is objectively one of the best jojos both character and writing wise.
    But people are hella biass against part 6

  • @Flamingvisit
    @Flamingvisit 4 місяці тому +2

    11:00 w-what did you say?

  • @spyguy1236
    @spyguy1236 6 місяців тому +2

    C-Moon, the the power to CONTROL THE FORCE OF GRAVITY… in neutral. Okay well good luck surviving that.

  • @PomegranateEnthusiast
    @PomegranateEnthusiast 8 місяців тому +7

    Ain’t no way the power to control gravity is neutral

  • @error-4269
    @error-4269 8 місяців тому +33

    My guy does your brain actually work?

    • @JustAStickman
      @JustAStickman 8 місяців тому +9

      This guy really put a stand that can steal stands and memories with extreme ease at neutral

    • @Bombam69
      @Bombam69 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@JustAStickmanEvery pucci stands should go In overpowered or higher canonically

    • @JustAStickman
      @JustAStickman 8 місяців тому +5

      @@Bombam69 Exactly, and I know he hasn’t watched the show but with the way they’re described he can’t even use that as an excuse. Stealing abilities is an op ability and stealing memories is an op ability too. The abilities also have little cost.

    • @thedragonfly3013
      @thedragonfly3013 4 місяці тому

      @@Bombam69 Same with Weather Report.

  • @milliegoodwin5389
    @milliegoodwin5389 5 місяців тому +1

    19:34 he got her name wrong here
    It's actually viv-ee-en Westwood, just Vivian, but spelt Vivienne

  • @minkmonk5387
    @minkmonk5387 8 місяців тому +7

    Bro was on something, cause even from a noob these takes are absolute dogs**t.

  • @ciccio7663
    @ciccio7663 8 місяців тому +6

    bruh put star platinum and c-moon in neutral. ok man, how would "freaking control gravity and "freaking stop time" be neutral??

  • @jordonspiller4275
    @jordonspiller4275 8 місяців тому +14

    Dude you need to put weather report higher than jolene's

  • @murundulbadrakh5456
    @murundulbadrakh5456 26 днів тому

    “A stand that will oneshot anybody”
    Him: ehhh imma put it in neutral

  • @wamuu7108
    @wamuu7108 8 місяців тому +4

    17:39 he probably can use it himself, but it would it would do nothing for him because since all damage is done to a stand effects, the user there is no use in using it on himself, which is probably why he never does it in the show

  • @Mercy_TS
    @Mercy_TS 8 місяців тому +4

    Bohemian raphsody, a world ending stand, neutral

  • @DOOM_glazer
    @DOOM_glazer 3 місяці тому

    "so this next stand erased all of existence with a sneeze" "imma put that in neutral"

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 8 місяців тому +6

    Its crazy how savage the comments are, you're lacking information by only knowing the description, so its only natural that you get some stands wrong

    • @gamingnamehere1560
      @gamingnamehere1560 8 місяців тому +6

      that is not an excuse at this point...

    • @danielsanimation2103
      @danielsanimation2103 8 місяців тому +1

      Bruh he said that an frickin army of invisible zombies were boring and put it in "dogshit"
      Yes, he is lacking information but he is also going through by how cool it is and how much he likes its ability

  • @icantaim3755
    @icantaim3755 6 місяців тому

    What's more scarier than a zombie? An invisible zombie

  • @rorank
    @rorank 8 місяців тому +3

    Lmao bro really saw pucci invert gravity and said “yeah it’s neutral” great reaction fr

  • @MDClips2464
    @MDClips2464 Місяць тому

    How the hell do you put the power to stop time on top of having immense power and speed in neutral

  • @peytonbaldwin3703
    @peytonbaldwin3703 3 місяці тому +1

    Who tf is dodging meteors bro said it seems to dodgable

    • @cjchi
      @cjchi  3 місяці тому

      @@peytonbaldwin3703 those are pebbles in the video

    • @peytonbaldwin3703
      @peytonbaldwin3703 3 місяці тому

      @@cjchi idk if u heard but he said that the meteors range from small to huge just saying even tanking a small meteor would most likely hurt a lot

    • @peytonbaldwin3703
      @peytonbaldwin3703 3 місяці тому

      19:14

  • @fanpyrotastic
    @fanpyrotastic 6 місяців тому

    Underworld is underrated has hell bc from the description alone he could literly cause multipel extinction lvl events all together

  • @starkillahx
    @starkillahx 8 місяців тому

    Nah bro this video was funny af, idk why people are being so serious when you said you haven't seen the part yet

  • @goldexperience4312
    @goldexperience4312 8 місяців тому +4

    Naah weather report in decent😂 that shit is Over powered as hell,easy god tier

  • @Oranglovr
    @Oranglovr 7 місяців тому

    so i js got pt6 of jjba spoiled but im lowkey happy asf cs i can sleep knowing how ts endss

  • @wet_concrete
    @wet_concrete 7 місяців тому +2

    The ranking is amongst the worst in history

  • @Precursor_0
    @Precursor_0 6 місяців тому

    Bro did not cook with this list 💀

  • @EEEEE646
    @EEEEE646 5 місяців тому

    Weather report that low nah this man is tripping

  • @vajbujem6698
    @vajbujem6698 5 днів тому

    with bohemian rhapsody (summoning fictional characters) you could just summon superman, or goku

  • @grammeland1
    @grammeland1 19 днів тому

    No, heavy weather litteraly turns you into snails, it isnt just some illusion.

  • @mechamedoquevinherasuament157
    @mechamedoquevinherasuament157 8 місяців тому +2

    You be like:
    "I don't understand how it works, so i'll put in trash."
    Bro stop faming for views, you need to analyze jojo for how the powers are use, this is not Dragon Ball

    • @cjchi
      @cjchi  8 місяців тому +1

      Are you slow it literally says based off description READ

    • @choledocholithiasis
      @choledocholithiasis 8 місяців тому +2

      @@cjchi it's obvious you're baiting, which is working. You really think I'm gonna believe you put the ability to stop time at neutral?

  • @Iconsumebread
    @Iconsumebread День тому

    Putting limpbizkit in dogshit iz evil 😭 he could be creat a invisible zombie of fuckin anything, imagine invisible zombie dinausaur

    • @Iconsumebread
      @Iconsumebread День тому

      I DIDN'E FINISHED THE VIDEO, HE PUT BOHMIAN RAPSODY IN FUCKING DECENT

    • @Iconsumebread
      @Iconsumebread День тому

      Again, HE PUT C MOON IN DECENT, WHAT THE HELL

  • @tflees
    @tflees 8 місяців тому

    17:27 he can, the video just straight up lied lol.

  • @ChristopherGrove-m1t
    @ChristopherGrove-m1t 15 днів тому

    Do you believe in gravity?

  • @anasmzah7967
    @anasmzah7967 16 днів тому

    bro put cmoon and whitesnake in neutral

  • @sebastien-loikntsangou-kan5264
    @sebastien-loikntsangou-kan5264 8 місяців тому

    I have some major objections, but overall you did a lot better this time.

  • @JKWLLLL
    @JKWLLLL 7 місяців тому

    Bro put cmoon in neutral!😭

  • @EMan-xj5cz
    @EMan-xj5cz 6 місяців тому

    The “anime hater” with the anime pfp

  • @AnnoyedAnt-rd3sp
    @AnnoyedAnt-rd3sp 8 місяців тому +1

    Isn’t F F one of the first to die

  • @SymphonyQueng
    @SymphonyQueng 6 місяців тому

    weather report is godly
    and so is cmoon

  • @akamegaedits
    @akamegaedits 7 місяців тому

    The Whitesnake downplay is crazy 😔

  • @goldexperience4312
    @goldexperience4312 8 місяців тому +2

    Jolyne stronger than jotaro?☠️

  • @JKWLLLL
    @JKWLLLL 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro wtf is this💀💀😭💀 please watch the anime before you rank please for gods sake 😭😭💀💀

  • @samham5967
    @samham5967 7 місяців тому

    C-moon in neutral…..

  • @arbenayaz3739
    @arbenayaz3739 8 місяців тому

    sp wr c moon mih god tier

  • @Grunt09Bloodclat
    @Grunt09Bloodclat 8 місяців тому

    aye bruh these comments smth else but keep up the videos 😂

  • @Iamnotrico
    @Iamnotrico 8 місяців тому +1

    these people gotta listen he literally said that he never watched jojo before. (yea but putting weather report in decent is kinda cooked💀ts i overpowered)

    • @akamegaedits
      @akamegaedits 7 місяців тому +2

      Not even an excuse, blud the kinda guy to watch Johngalli A hit someone from across the prison and one shot them and say “Meh, it’s mid, I say it’s better then star platinum!”

  • @mr___rabbit
    @mr___rabbit Місяць тому

    never make a tierlist again.

    • @cjchi
      @cjchi  Місяць тому

      @@mr___rabbit and you are?

    • @mr___rabbit
      @mr___rabbit Місяць тому

      @@cjchi i'm the magical wiener eating gnome of the woods

  • @kingsparkx-b9t
    @kingsparkx-b9t 8 місяців тому +4

    E

  • @thedragonfly3013
    @thedragonfly3013 4 місяці тому

    BROOO Star Platinum is 10 times better than Stone Free. She is good... But not that good. Weather Report is better than SF by far.

  • @mustafa.m.alnatsheh
    @mustafa.m.alnatsheh 3 місяці тому

    CMOON AT NEUTRAL.. WEATHER REPORT TOO?!?!
    pls pls pls pls just delete ur channel

  • @SYAMRAQUIB
    @SYAMRAQUIB 8 місяців тому +1

    guys stop hating he hasnt watch jojo yet

    • @akamegaedits
      @akamegaedits 7 місяців тому +2

      Not an excuse anymore when he gets the most accurate descriptions and says “Nah, whitesnake trash. Star platinum just barely decent. Yooo! Stone Free can make a string? Shit! God! Fr fr!”

    • @MrWabaki
      @MrWabaki 3 місяці тому

      either he doesnt care or he just cant grasp what massive powers those stands have.

  • @Hellwaterva
    @Hellwaterva 5 місяців тому

    Jolyne is the definition of men writing women