When Arabs land in the US

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  • @unowen7591
    @unowen7591 4 місяці тому +130295

    “You’ve met this friend before?”
    “Yes that’s why he’s my friend”
    Nailed it 😂😂

    • @bananamuffiin9869
      @bananamuffiin9869 4 місяці тому +283

      I would get concerned if he didn’t know him

    • @vibes811
      @vibes811 4 місяці тому +47

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ony3179
      @ony3179 4 місяці тому +95

      That's what I thought before but there are online partners...

    • @paranoah8550
      @paranoah8550 4 місяці тому +49

      I would be so confused by that question that i would fumble, 'raise suspicion' and they would throw me in jail for hiding something so well that they couldn't even find it

    • @bahaar2825
      @bahaar2825 4 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cerisakorvak
    @cerisakorvak 4 місяці тому +81134

    “You saw his gun, right?”
    “Of course I did, I gave it to him”

    • @SawarimHaqq
      @SawarimHaqq 4 місяці тому +190

      LOOOOL

    • @Tequilitas
      @Tequilitas 4 місяці тому +318

      They have the right to defend themselves 🙏

    • @cerisakorvak
      @cerisakorvak 4 місяці тому +112

      @@Tequilitas aye I’m not disagreeing, I just thought it was funny

    • @rivergoeson5607
      @rivergoeson5607 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Tequilitasyea yea, don't we all love when a country bombs schools and civillians as "self-defense"? ❤

    • @Tequilitas
      @Tequilitas 4 місяці тому +52

      @@cerisakorvak my bad fam 🙏 didn’t mean for me to take it seriously either

  • @speedyskipy6456
    @speedyskipy6456 4 місяці тому +58049

    Plot twist the American government gave him the weapon

    • @kylearnold1034
      @kylearnold1034 4 місяці тому +1541

      That's not a plot twist lol that's just the plot

    • @CH-vv2hr
      @CH-vv2hr 4 місяці тому +230

      @@kylearnold1034 EXACTLY

    • @Aentwan
      @Aentwan 4 місяці тому +63

      facts

    • @FrenchKillerDu77
      @FrenchKillerDu77 4 місяці тому +17

      @@kylearnold1034 Well he was talking about the guy in the skit... Not about the current situation in the Southern Levant

    • @kylearnold1034
      @kylearnold1034 4 місяці тому +54

      @@FrenchKillerDu77 IM talking about BOTH 😂😂

  • @Mimibiz03
    @Mimibiz03 Місяць тому +3042

    "He's Israeli" Nailed it! 😂

    • @Huzuni-b4y
      @Huzuni-b4y 23 дні тому +5

      I don't understand it

    • @Mimibiz03
      @Mimibiz03 23 дні тому +30

      @Huzuni-b4y which part don't you understand?

    • @Mody_Arafat
      @Mody_Arafat 22 дні тому +9

      @@Huzuni-b4yonly some will understand probably Middle Easterns

    • @EV_Craft-y1b
      @EV_Craft-y1b 22 дні тому +4

      Is Israeli also lol

    • @AbdoulayeBayo-e5p
      @AbdoulayeBayo-e5p 19 днів тому +3

      ​@@Mody_Arafat you forgot "the west"

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 4 місяці тому +32375

    Oh rule number one, NEVER JOKE with the border agents.

    • @Donkeymaster9000
      @Donkeymaster9000 4 місяці тому +765

      You should go back to the customization menu and change skin colour.
      You’re charisma will be boosted by 40% 😂

    • @jorgeya2036
      @jorgeya2036 4 місяці тому +1076

      My brother's godfather who is from Spain when he was going to college in the US for the first time gets asked in customs 'You have the Visa?' And then he replies with 'no American Express'.
      They sent him straight into the interrogation room and searched all his bags 😂😂

    • @ernestonassimo660
      @ernestonassimo660 4 місяці тому +320

      Last time I’ve did that, I’ve found myself naked in a room squatting and coughing in front of two officers….

    • @musoundix9228
      @musoundix9228 4 місяці тому +25

      @@jorgeya2036 😂😂😂

    • @Jane-bd3kn
      @Jane-bd3kn 4 місяці тому +74

      Can confirm, does not achieve anything good.

  • @WhopperLOLIdk
    @WhopperLOLIdk 4 місяці тому +15325

    "Wallah you think my teeth is 5 kg" is hillarious

    • @Davey1022
      @Davey1022 4 місяці тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @saintkaithe7th
      @saintkaithe7th 4 місяці тому +60

      It's a U.S. inspector, they don't speak kilograms, this tracks

    • @JosephShami-gm4fs
      @JosephShami-gm4fs 4 місяці тому +6

      This is actually in Arabic

    • @WhopperLOLIdk
      @WhopperLOLIdk 4 місяці тому

      @@JosephShami-gm4fs no shit sherlock

    • @darkhunter2578
      @darkhunter2578 4 місяці тому

      ​@@saintkaithe7th they speak "poooounds" 💩👎🏻

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 4 місяці тому +12400

    “5kg cocaine.”
    “You’re over the weight limit sir that’s gonna cost you extra.”

    • @Thenypimp
      @Thenypimp 4 місяці тому +24

      5kg of c4

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 4 місяці тому +110

      Him: 5kg of cocaine
      Australian board security: I don't care about you plans for the weekend mate, but you better not have any fruit on you.

    • @lemadboi5836
      @lemadboi5836 4 місяці тому +23

      ​@@somethinglikethat2176 Australians always pass the vibe check man

    • @tieravalentinekelly6878
      @tieravalentinekelly6878 3 місяці тому +3

      Ikr

    • @Panzerless_SG
      @Panzerless_SG 3 місяці тому +7

      The Netherlands: Only 5kg? Damn, here have some more!

  • @shamsarif8010
    @shamsarif8010 Місяць тому +257

    I am a muslim, living in US. I can assure you that it's what we face in airports

    • @HD-mp6yy
      @HD-mp6yy 10 днів тому

      But the fact is that there's an increasing security risk when dealing with muslims if you are a country the safest and most efficient way to deal with is to profile Muslims. Israel does this and has surprisingly few terror attacks

    • @TheVariag01
      @TheVariag01 9 днів тому +18

      don't live in US then

    • @Atlas65
      @Atlas65 8 днів тому +15

      I have gotten similar questions at the airport while visting the United Sates. I am an Icelander. And no, I don't have dark skin

    • @KpopZuko
      @KpopZuko 7 днів тому +9

      My husband is an Indian national but ethnically Pakistani. Boarding a plain is hell till they see my white passing ass and wave us through.

    • @arfriedman4577
      @arfriedman4577 7 днів тому +5

      I'm American I was young. In 1993, I was leaving Jamaica. At the Jamaican Airport, they took my entire suitcase contents out, and I had to pack everything.
      I believe this was before my luggage got to the xray machine. I'm not 100% sure.
      I think they randomly picked people from the line.
      It was partially funny to me because I never drank alcohol, smoke or take drugs.

  • @juidas
    @juidas 4 місяці тому +5495

    When Smart comedy makes you laugh, wonder and even sad. Amazing Job Rudy. Keep it up

  • @makanartist
    @makanartist 4 місяці тому +7689

    Plot twist : the cocain was in the pillow

    • @Yusuf-j4z9j
      @Yusuf-j4z9j 4 місяці тому +18

      For tho

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 4 місяці тому +10

      Lmao 😂

    • @EsTher.-Zeee
      @EsTher.-Zeee 4 місяці тому +28

      I was thinking the same 👍🏼🤣🤣🤣

    • @Spiff52
      @Spiff52 4 місяці тому +7

      Not no 5kg

    • @august6981
      @august6981 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Spiff52mby like 800-1000g But nowhere near 5 😂

  • @imarandomperson761
    @imarandomperson761 4 місяці тому +11051

    I did NOT expect that plot twist at the end I'm dead 😭😭

    • @Jass_bindra
      @Jass_bindra 4 місяці тому +14

      Did he shoot u with that gun

    • @Mazurecki56
      @Mazurecki56 4 місяці тому +77

      so are the Palestinians under Israeli occupation

    • @imarandomperson761
      @imarandomperson761 4 місяці тому +184

      @@Mazurecki56 And I send them all my support, Free Palestine 🇵🇸

    • @Just.me-511
      @Just.me-511 4 місяці тому +3

      Me neither 😂😂😂

    • @xperrosinsangrex
      @xperrosinsangrex 4 місяці тому +12

      So are thousands of Palestinian kids

  • @NabilaTabassum-x1x
    @NabilaTabassum-x1x 2 місяці тому +127

    You're so brave. Keep up the good work

  • @gh0stamv
    @gh0stamv 4 місяці тому +6689

    The punchline was so perfectly executed in this one.

    • @FSRplusDLSS
      @FSRplusDLSS 4 місяці тому +53

      Yeah, like the Palestinian kids

    • @Supercooolguy
      @Supercooolguy 4 місяці тому +82

      @@FSRplusDLSScmon man

    • @unowen7591
      @unowen7591 4 місяці тому +64

      @@FSRplusDLSS wtf is wrong with you?

    • @ladeniha7854
      @ladeniha7854 4 місяці тому +18

      I audibly gasped ... it doesn't just happen to Arabs on plane flights to the United States. Sometimes you just have to be brown -- red-brown, yellow-brown, brown-brown and so on.
      Coming home from college, a plain clothes policeman demanded to see my Amtrak train ticket as proof that I boarded train in Philadelphia and not New York City --- my word was not enough.
      I am a patriot and a citizen of the United States, and yet I keep waiting for my country to grow up.

    • @ramsesses5509
      @ramsesses5509 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@FSRplusDLSSGah damn ☠️

  • @circadianrhythmisIMPORTANT
    @circadianrhythmisIMPORTANT 4 місяці тому +21720

    “he’s Israeli” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @tickledapathy713
      @tickledapathy713 4 місяці тому +83

      😂😂😂

    • @IfdesHerzog
      @IfdesHerzog 4 місяці тому +81

      *kiss*

    • @droman608
      @droman608 4 місяці тому +210

      Arab Dad: “And I took that personally.”

    • @Sara-u4c3k
      @Sara-u4c3k 4 місяці тому +765

      🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

    • @galactic5523
      @galactic5523 4 місяці тому +227

      @@Sara-u4c3kw

  • @sidkhan4935
    @sidkhan4935 4 місяці тому +5251

    That flying kiss was reallyyyy personal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tmnt_editz
      @Tmnt_editz 3 місяці тому +3

      how does this comment have 2000 likes and no replies?

    • @beardsntools
      @beardsntools 3 місяці тому +4

      I like this arab man, while that's hilarious I really don't like how he started putting politics in.

    • @mika_sky
      @mika_sky 3 місяці тому +46

      ​​@@beardsntoolshis home and relatives are in danger every day, yet it offends your feelings?
      The audacity

    • @chouiakhmohamed
      @chouiakhmohamed 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@beardsntoolssometimes talking about politics is not optional sometimes it is necessary to ttalkabout the people dying to war criminals daily

    • @ilyes3624
      @ilyes3624 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@beardsntools
      It's cuz his very home lebanon is now getting bombed to shit right now by Israel but of course the very first you address is why he's putting politics in instead of saying something about his family that lives there

  • @Jasmine-713
    @Jasmine-713 Місяць тому +205

    Omaaiiigaaawd I love his Arabic English accent 💖🎀✨😭😂

  • @zynark777
    @zynark777 4 місяці тому +5950

    The kiss at the end really cracked me up. 😂

    • @CH-vv2hr
      @CH-vv2hr 4 місяці тому +33

      TEL AVIV GAY POPULATION IS 47%

    • @nathanhardee__
      @nathanhardee__ 4 місяці тому

      @@CH-vv2hr r/comedyheaven

    • @zynark777
      @zynark777 4 місяці тому

      @@CH-vv2hr No surprise there. The Oyest of Veys.

    • @gatekeeper65
      @gatekeeper65 4 місяці тому +27

      @@CH-vv2hr The other half are lesbian. ;O)

    • @tanelehala6422
      @tanelehala6422 4 місяці тому +9

      Who said crack? We're gonna have to perform a full body search.

  • @Evie_Michelle
    @Evie_Michelle 4 місяці тому +3488

    Rudy ain't even trying to be subtle and I'm here for all of it!!😂😂

    • @diggerzout5806
      @diggerzout5806 4 місяці тому +19

      Like honestly.....😂

    • @desi4u1
      @desi4u1 4 місяці тому +50

      He talked his shit on this one.

    • @lynneanderson4255
      @lynneanderson4255 4 місяці тому +46

      He's been putting out real bangers lately.
      And I'm truly here for it! 🫡

    • @BorisDamir
      @BorisDamir 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@lynneanderson4255bleeding edge even... impressive! I mean, really daring.

    • @roc2936
      @roc2936 4 місяці тому +3

      They ain't gonna win, but it was a good bit 😂

  • @highoctanesynx7950
    @highoctanesynx7950 4 місяці тому +1904

    You know it's f*cked up when arab dad himself is flabbergasted

  • @may-cv4vc
    @may-cv4vc 2 місяці тому +106

    I love Arabic reaction, yalla walla Habibi khalas

  • @dianadinatale7990
    @dianadinatale7990 4 місяці тому +1929

    😂😂😂😂 so many gems in this. The neck pillow, the security badge among others. LOVE IT!! 🥰

    • @jdm6613
      @jdm6613 4 місяці тому +1

      Neck pillow?

    • @dianadinatale7990
      @dianadinatale7990 4 місяці тому

      ​@@jdm6613google it. It's more comfortable than the crappy pillows they give you on the plane. 😁

    • @bouzidhamza3494
      @bouzidhamza3494 4 місяці тому

      I think the accent, and also I think that the all wirknled shirt of the Israhelli, all those Israhelli "settlers" are so ugly and wearing dirty clothes and looks like they didn't shower for months !!

    • @MileHiHussy
      @MileHiHussy 4 місяці тому

      What? No Tyler?

  • @fatema5829
    @fatema5829 4 місяці тому +1559

    The kiss at the end to the Israeli was the icing on the cake. 😂😂

  • @CHRain
    @CHRain 4 місяці тому +1322

    You nailed it with this one. Great job ! 👌👌

    • @Sara-u4c3k
      @Sara-u4c3k 4 місяці тому +12

      Remind me what happened on 9/11?

    • @TheDarkDog124
      @TheDarkDog124 4 місяці тому +1

      Damn

    • @Playz_games7
      @Playz_games7 4 місяці тому

      Racist AF ​@@Sara-u4c3k

    • @saifyuosri5999
      @saifyuosri5999 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Sara-u4c3k Remind me why is your skull empty? H*tlr was christian does that mean all christians have his mentality?!! 9/11 was done by a group that claims to be muslims or arabs or maybe the gov. Helped only god knows the truth Our religion doesn't encourage killing without a reason except for defending urself or ur family which is something that anyone religious or not has the right to do think before you type and show ur stupidity

    • @duckduckdeew7888
      @duckduckdeew7888 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Sara-u4c3kI’ma touch you Sara, i don’t play around

  • @prvncoll92
    @prvncoll92 24 дні тому +4

    I haven't laughed like this in a while😂😂😂😂. Thank you so much dude

  • @cosbadx
    @cosbadx 3 місяці тому +3867

    The "He's Israeli" got me subbed lol

    • @R2Dumb2
      @R2Dumb2 2 місяці тому +4

      im ur 93784476th like lol

    • @Basma-jj2de
      @Basma-jj2de 2 місяці тому +10

      I don’t get it

    • @MariiaKozoriz
      @MariiaKozoriz 2 місяці тому +21

      @@Basma-jj2deit’s cause Israelis and Arabs are enemies so he taught Israelis most be good.

    • @marcosev08
      @marcosev08 2 місяці тому

      @@Basma-jj2de because american/USA love israel as a lover and give them weapons to war

    • @rangefromtblt4047
      @rangefromtblt4047 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Basma-jj2de The US is close friends with isr*el, so that's why he didn't care, even when the isr*eli carried a g*n. Meanwhile, they're r*cist towards Arabs, which is why Arab Dad was investigated and interrogated for over 15 minutes.

  • @topaz_faye
    @topaz_faye 4 місяці тому +4911

    oh my god the “HE’S ISRAELI” took me tf out 😭😭😭

    • @dolphinsarecute1869
      @dolphinsarecute1869 3 місяці тому +9

      @@GIEZELLE-DIY yes 👍

    • @amitbhu
      @amitbhu 3 місяці тому +36

      Idf caught Yahya sinwar

    • @hendomovie_s
      @hendomovie_s 3 місяці тому

      ​@@amitbhuso you think if yahya sinwar martyred the Palestinian not gonna fight? Stupid israeli

    • @justaboredhousewife7804
      @justaboredhousewife7804 3 місяці тому

      ​@@amitbhu so? They're still a bunch of murderous, incompetent nuts.

    • @benjaminbritsch1749
      @benjaminbritsch1749 3 місяці тому

      sad, but usually israelis dont blow themselves up or try to hijack planes to fly into skyscrapers...

  • @priscillapimentelsanchez1198
    @priscillapimentelsanchez1198 4 місяці тому +1515

    Inaccurate: A real friend never knows what their friends do for a living.😂

    • @comochinganconesto
      @comochinganconesto 4 місяці тому +45

      Can confirm. I've been working with a friend for over 10 years and I don't know what he does lol

    • @AyshaAli-wr6nz
      @AyshaAli-wr6nz 4 місяці тому

      ​@@comochinganconestoreally?!!

    • @comochinganconesto
      @comochinganconesto 4 місяці тому +12

      @@AyshaAli-wr6nz lol really really, been working in the same company for a while. We used to work in the same department and I knew then, but once he moved to another department I was lost and never asked.

    • @oga_scott
      @oga_scott 4 місяці тому +31

      That’s why he said Accounting or something… he probably at guessed that it might have to do with numbers😂😂😂… it’s either that or Maths Teacher😂

    • @kabirrubaiyat
      @kabirrubaiyat 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @sheilasmith4278
    @sheilasmith4278 5 днів тому +1

    The perfection in this exchange is comedy gold!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @dadosdistrict7737
    @dadosdistrict7737 4 місяці тому +860

    The "Yi" was so Lebanese. im chuckling XD

    • @johangambleputty7658
      @johangambleputty7658 4 місяці тому +11

      I immediately thought of my sitto!

    • @indind1174
      @indind1174 4 місяці тому +3

      What does it mean??

    • @dadosdistrict7737
      @dadosdistrict7737 4 місяці тому +9

      @@indind1174 is Lebanese for "huh/what?!" Its usually used when you're shocked or confused

    • @indind1174
      @indind1174 4 місяці тому +2

      @@dadosdistrict7737 thankssss👍

    • @mineblox1657
      @mineblox1657 4 місяці тому +2

      I’m Lebanese too

  • @Itzrealxx
    @Itzrealxx 4 місяці тому +1690

    The israeli voice is just perfect

  • @DG.07314
    @DG.07314 4 місяці тому +497

    I constantly forget that arab dad is the same guy

    • @charliechurch5004
      @charliechurch5004 4 місяці тому

      He's so sexy, no homo!

    • @Malphorus
      @Malphorus 4 місяці тому +4

      Yeah, the 'dad' is pretty peak. xD Rudy could do with learning a few things.

  • @docmontalvo
    @docmontalvo 11 днів тому +3

    That punchline lol, brutal bruv 😅

  • @marinapush2127
    @marinapush2127 3 місяці тому +230

    I flew to Turkey for work, but they haven't given me a work visa yet, so I flew on a tourist visa.
    The border guard took me to a room and asked me where and why I was flying, I said to a friend in Turkey.
    Border guard: call your mom and put it on the loudspeaker.
    That's what I did.
    When my mother answered the phone, the border guard asked her if she knew that I on the way to Turkey.
    My mom said of course, because she was walking me to the gate.
    In fact, the border guard did this because many girls are called on the Internet to vacation in other countries and they fall into slavery. He's a great guy.

    • @mranderson1635
      @mranderson1635 2 місяці тому +5

      How would this prevent slavery?

    • @-----Alcatraz------
      @-----Alcatraz------ 2 місяці тому +27

      ​@@mranderson1635 She becomes informed on a common tactic employed by criminals and thus becomes cautious.

    • @abdallahalalfy4362
      @abdallahalalfy4362 2 місяці тому +6

      Woah.

    • @ryangearpermer241
      @ryangearpermer241 Місяць тому

      ​@@mranderson1635 retard alert!!!

    • @latitudeoutdoor
      @latitudeoutdoor Місяць тому

      That’s awesome! Sounds like Turkey alright 😊

  • @VaporHOK
    @VaporHOK 4 місяці тому +1208

    Out of Thousands of language, bro chose speaking TRUTH.

    • @RaffleeWaffle
      @RaffleeWaffle 4 місяці тому +5

      yes

    • @Grant-vb1sd
      @Grant-vb1sd 4 місяці тому +8

      Not really

    • @davigoncalves1486
      @davigoncalves1486 4 місяці тому +2

      Not really

    • @עמית_פנחס
      @עמית_פנחס 4 місяці тому +7

      Keep being delusional get your history and facts right before you help spreading hatred

    • @87axal
      @87axal 4 місяці тому +15

      ​@@עמית_פנחס And you stop defending genocide.

  • @Cozmixcartoons
    @Cozmixcartoons 3 місяці тому +121

    OMG this sketch is actually perfect 👌 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kelaines5082
    @kelaines5082 Місяць тому +15

    Brilliant!! you just missed referring to someone as Ya Hmarr 😅

  • @ahmadbaalbaki6711
    @ahmadbaalbaki6711 4 місяці тому +276

    Through everything that is happening now in lebanon ur videos nevel fail to entertain
    فخر لبنان ❤

    • @picasssothegrate2727
      @picasssothegrate2727 4 місяці тому +3

      Amen😂❤

    • @RivetHead999
      @RivetHead999 4 місяці тому

      Only people getting booboos in Lebanon are ones who stayed behind to fight after everyone else listened to the warnings. No sympathy 😊

    • @SollyBurack-z7q
      @SollyBurack-z7q 4 місяці тому

      what the fuck do you mean everything in Lebanon!?!?!!?!?!?! If you woke idiots support Palestine so much, why are support Hezbollah the same group that caused 3,000 Palestinians to starve in a refugee camp in syria. You dont give a shit about palestine you just hate israel

    • @achour.falestine
      @achour.falestine 4 місяці тому +5

      Forgot he's from Lebanon 😂
      May Allah bless him 😂❤

    • @Vinydawn
      @Vinydawn 4 місяці тому

      yeah I'm Lebanese too 💀

  • @therationalman24
    @therationalman24 4 місяці тому +696

    Hahahaha respect just went a 1000 points up for my man!!

    • @rondomane
      @rondomane 4 місяці тому +6

      A UA-camr with actual fucking cojones

    • @arthurgoonie4596
      @arthurgoonie4596 4 місяці тому

      ​@@rondomanethe fuck you talking about people have been protesting isreal for a year now like every day if you think this is having balls mate I've got news for you youre a stooge

  • @AlissarBlaBla
    @AlissarBlaBla 4 місяці тому +746

    I'm a Lebanese living in Germany, this is literally what happens to me in every airport😅

    • @atomm3331
      @atomm3331 4 місяці тому

      Have you tried not being a terrorist? Asking for a friend, mossad.

    • @kex012
      @kex012 4 місяці тому

      Good. Go back

    • @mandachris7146
      @mandachris7146 4 місяці тому +46

      I’m so sorry you have to deal with that nonsense

    • @Maekklyn
      @Maekklyn 4 місяці тому +54

      Sucks no doubt...but can you blame them? Some really awful people control Lebanon.

    • @achour.falestine
      @achour.falestine 4 місяці тому +100

      ​@@Maekklyn please stop making excuses for racism
      Its disgusting

  • @themightme2241
    @themightme2241 13 днів тому +1

    I love how the Israeli has a Hebrew accent and the areb has an aribic accent. Love the attention to details!

  • @HikasCorner
    @HikasCorner 4 місяці тому +866

    Wait, bruh, the israeli accent is surprisingly accurate 😂

    • @Lilpeepkinn
      @Lilpeepkinn 4 місяці тому +5

      Surprisingly?

    • @Zaidx2020
      @Zaidx2020 4 місяці тому

      💩🇮🇱💩

    • @shaharhirsch
      @shaharhirsch 4 місяці тому +12

      Yessss but the R needs to be with less agh

    • @dan-us6nk
      @dan-us6nk 4 місяці тому +7

      Not really, I didn't recognize it

    • @AdyanC
      @AdyanC 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Lilpeepkinnwhat, you think he is Israeli? 😂😂

  • @Symptomofsynesthesy
    @Symptomofsynesthesy 4 місяці тому +198

    Didn't expect that 😅
    Love from Italy 🇮🇹🇱🇧

  • @IB_Skills_5
    @IB_Skills_5 3 місяці тому +428

    My respect for this guy 📈📈📈

    • @TheRealSHAYPlaz
      @TheRealSHAYPlaz 2 місяці тому

      342 like and no replies, lemme fix that

  • @uaa4739
    @uaa4739 Місяць тому +2

    Brooooo! The best content you have ever made!

  • @Duos222
    @Duos222 4 місяці тому +259

    IRS gonna pay his friend a visit 😂

    • @kyo_.
      @kyo_. 4 місяці тому +6

      that's how they knew he's getting paid cash 🤣

  • @KAhmed-wp5ui
    @KAhmed-wp5ui 4 місяці тому +98

    His background sets, sound and content is first class. I could watch a full episode. Make a film habibi

  • @rubbersidedown7041
    @rubbersidedown7041 4 місяці тому +158

    Love your channel. This was very good. I really vibe with this type of humor. Good message.

    • @Hana-Aesthetical
      @Hana-Aesthetical 4 місяці тому

      Go israel is a good msg??? TF

    • @rubbersidedown7041
      @rubbersidedown7041 4 місяці тому +5

      @Hana-Aesthetical he is conveying the message that the Israeli gets special treatment and breezes through security while the Arab gets the third degree instead.

  • @Blahsaurus
    @Blahsaurus Місяць тому +6

    Gold.....your comedy is gold. The isreali line at the end had me dead 😂.

  • @yoshiiixox5095
    @yoshiiixox5095 4 місяці тому +108

    The way he says “Habibi” carries so much “Bless Your Heart” energy 😂😂😂 addressing the chaos sweetly

  • @akhilanand6915
    @akhilanand6915 4 місяці тому +153

    It's the family guy meme in real life.

  • @krokodyl3086
    @krokodyl3086 4 місяці тому +139

    Get that man 8 trillion dollars immediately

    • @ViperRazorCroc
      @ViperRazorCroc 3 місяці тому

      Wh

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 місяці тому

      Yep, you reached the accurate totality of annual figure.

    • @SealandIsBestCountry
      @SealandIsBestCountry Місяць тому

      Brother that will make the US dollar worthless with that much instant inflation.

  • @marisadallavalle393
    @marisadallavalle393 Місяць тому

    Dang! You killed me with this one! MORE!

  • @islamcneill6879
    @islamcneill6879 4 місяці тому +105

    ACCURATE!
    Also, good to see Rudy is alive. I hear it's getting bad in Lebanon rn.

    • @joseph99vw
      @joseph99vw 4 місяці тому +3

      It is getting really bad but I think Rudy lives in LA anyway

    • @eladmish891
      @eladmish891 4 місяці тому

      As it should.

    • @ronyaranja2439
      @ronyaranja2439 4 місяці тому +1

      @@eladmish891fuck you mean as it should?

    • @MohamadMoe-lv6bz
      @MohamadMoe-lv6bz 4 місяці тому +1

      I live in Lebanon

    • @eladmish891
      @eladmish891 4 місяці тому

      @@MohamadMoe-lv6bz and?

  • @lilv728
    @lilv728 4 місяці тому +124

    Bold of you to think homeland security can tell an Israeli from an arab😂

    • @Roronoa-x9
      @Roronoa-x9 4 місяці тому

      They look white

    • @yamik5524
      @yamik5524 4 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @Roronoa-x9
      @Roronoa-x9 4 місяці тому

      @@lilv728 Israelis are white

    • @mayA-u2v
      @mayA-u2v 4 місяці тому +1

      Lolll true

    • @Ibraheemaldouri
      @Ibraheemaldouri 2 місяці тому +1

      Idk man happind to me a couple times

  • @voidmatic
    @voidmatic 3 місяці тому +201

    as a canadian, NOTHING triggers my flight or fight than US border patrol, man oh man it feels like there's never a right answer even tho I never did anything

    • @Omar_Al_Seddik
      @Omar_Al_Seddik 3 місяці тому +25

      Now imagine how the Arabs have it. I had to fill a paper on my views of te*****sm and religious ex*****sm for a 2-week trip to Germany. I was also the only one who got interrogated right before the flight. And I'm Atheist.

    • @AlyzaRivers
      @AlyzaRivers 3 місяці тому

      WORD

    • @نورالامة1000
      @نورالامة1000 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Omar_Al_Seddik أنته من فين

    • @Omar_Al_Seddik
      @Omar_Al_Seddik 2 місяці тому +1

      @@نورالامة1000 مصر

    • @نورالامة1000
      @نورالامة1000 2 місяці тому

      @Omar_Al_Seddik اها ما انا بقول برده
      ايه للي بعتك علي المانيا 😔

  • @Nassersinani
    @Nassersinani 2 місяці тому

    Mine was opposite. They were very friendly and welcoming specially when they saw the passport. 🇴🇲

  • @Daniyalahmad119
    @Daniyalahmad119 4 місяці тому +30

    😂😂😂😂... The sarcasm is just amazing bro

  • @purrfectly_booked
    @purrfectly_booked 4 місяці тому +25

    Man.. your voice is killing me!!!❤️‍🔥😅

  • @Uf7f7d6cufihud6dgco
    @Uf7f7d6cufihud6dgco 4 місяці тому +100

    "he's Israeli" is the perfect punchline😂😂😂.

  • @CrystalRamirez-m8x
    @CrystalRamirez-m8x 4 місяці тому +15

    That was a delight from beginning to end. These are my favorites.

  • @mk84ldb
    @mk84ldb 4 місяці тому +15

    Love these videos, especially the one that has his son kidnapped. Hilarious.

  • @Dillionthevillion
    @Dillionthevillion 2 місяці тому

    This is the best ever one you’ve done

  • @Memo420UK
    @Memo420UK 4 місяці тому +19

    I knew you'd go there, and you did.
    Bravo.

  • @SeekingSikhiStories
    @SeekingSikhiStories 3 місяці тому +14

    Absolutely stellar TSA accent 🤣✌🏼💜🙏🏼

  • @joshuaweisel2998
    @joshuaweisel2998 4 місяці тому +8

    That last part made me fall off the couch. Too fucking accurate😂😂😂

  • @suzannel7168
    @suzannel7168 Місяць тому

    Wow, great commentary! And so true!

  • @behaawwad8230
    @behaawwad8230 4 місяці тому +181

    Inaccurate, they should’ve given the Israeli dude 5 billion on his way in

    • @Rebecca-jl8en
      @Rebecca-jl8en 4 місяці тому +47

      It's antisemitic that they forgot to do that.

    • @Aquarius77-220
      @Aquarius77-220 4 місяці тому +13

      @@Rebecca-jl8enright the United States of AIPAC

    • @Kool-gui
      @Kool-gui 4 місяці тому +16

      That is super offensive, as an israeli I want 6 billion

    • @talcinnamon5590
      @talcinnamon5590 4 місяці тому +8

      Dawg, antisemitism also applies to muslims, because they are also technically speaking a simetic language ​@Rebecca-jl8en

    • @I-like-cows
      @I-like-cows 4 місяці тому

      ​@theslow-runner you are not Israeli. You're a jew. That's it.

  • @TheTopStarz
    @TheTopStarz 4 місяці тому +291

    But most Americans can’t even tell you the difference between an Arab person and Isreal person, to them they’re all the same 😂

    • @GSBarlev
      @GSBarlev 4 місяці тому +35

      From personal experience (benefitting from the privilege) the name gives it away.

    • @jackiebiskan4748
      @jackiebiskan4748 4 місяці тому +6

      I think this is in Israel

    • @epstein7389
      @epstein7389 4 місяці тому +14

      Sand is sand

    • @alesterpadua7884
      @alesterpadua7884 4 місяці тому +28

      Passports can tell them apart

    • @bl0ndi550
      @bl0ndi550 4 місяці тому

      What the fuck are you smoking?

  • @dianadermaro946
    @dianadermaro946 9 днів тому

    Very fine tuned clever commedy.

  • @CR7.goated1
    @CR7.goated1 4 місяці тому +8

    Finally a good lebanese creater الحب من لبنان

  • @alexanderhaddad9167
    @alexanderhaddad9167 3 місяці тому +17

    As a Lebanese, I am delighted to here you are one of us🥰

    • @FieldMarshalRommel23
      @FieldMarshalRommel23 2 місяці тому +1

      My father serves in Lebanon in the 90s with the UN as an infantry man. He said they were a very decent people despite the civil war.

  • @tetrobro5182
    @tetrobro5182 4 місяці тому +76

    Nothing against the Jews but that Israeli line is fantastic

    • @יובלגרינשפון-ה8ל
      @יובלגרינשפון-ה8ל 4 місяці тому

      This is pure antisemitism the only "spacial treatment" that we get in the airport is when we get racist people searching our stuff so we would miss our flight

    • @loubna2213
      @loubna2213 4 місяці тому

      Israelis and Jews aren't the same in fact most if not all religious Jews are against Israel and its colonization of Palestine. Zionists are mostly 2% ethnically Jew but atheists, or christians or capitalists which is the whole reason Israel was created in the first place

    • @Agentblue009
      @Agentblue009 4 місяці тому

      Zionists, not jews

    • @samiam2088
      @samiam2088 4 місяці тому

      Funny is funny

    • @AyubHassan07
      @AyubHassan07 4 місяці тому +1

      Israel is a terror state, and America is giving them weapons by the bucketload

  • @AndresRod86
    @AndresRod86 Місяць тому

    Habibi Is talking truth. 🔥

  • @KAhmed-wp5ui
    @KAhmed-wp5ui 4 місяці тому +22

    I love arabs dads voice and his shirt

  • @Five6seven8.
    @Five6seven8. 4 місяці тому +28

    Dude you're killing me... every ending is crazy in your videos 😅

  • @bih3489
    @bih3489 4 місяці тому +21

    The kiss at the end 😂

  • @morry19965
    @morry19965 Місяць тому

    5 kg cocaine !! i laughed my ass off 🤣🤣 great stuff loves this channel

  • @C17H23NO2
    @C17H23NO2 4 місяці тому +15

    He is a genius. Those conversations are hilarious.

    • @skyeereen
      @skyeereen 2 місяці тому

      You don’t have to be a genius to write simple likes with stereotypical mainstream punchline. So sorry so many people have never watched anything really meaningful and sharp.

  • @galermogirl7199
    @galermogirl7199 4 місяці тому +7

    Loved it loved it loved it can't get enough of these ❤

  • @fcbole6983
    @fcbole6983 4 місяці тому +46

    Rudy getting political 😂
    At first I thought you imitated a French at the end

    • @yamik5524
      @yamik5524 4 місяці тому +6

      😂😂french izraylee , they come from all over the world except the middle east.

    • @imarandomperson761
      @imarandomperson761 4 місяці тому

      No bonjour, that couldn't have been French

    • @bluemist3115
      @bluemist3115 4 місяці тому

      ​@@yamik5524 you know more the 60 percent are mezrahi right? ignorance is bliss. also learn Jewish diaspora. in the DNA they're all from the middle east.

    • @Drumkitgorilla
      @Drumkitgorilla 4 місяці тому +14

      Opposing genocide isn't political. It's just a direct side effect of having a conscience

    • @bluemist3115
      @bluemist3115 4 місяці тому

      @@Drumkitgorilla the fact is there isn't a genocide and you're the ignorant one the UN reduced the official number bc they were obviously inflated by hamas. most of the deaths are combatant. and the ratio is 1:1 casualties. it's amazing.
      also this is the least deadly conflic in the middle east. just shows your hypocrisy to the Savage atrocioty of Oct 7 a real massacre
      also you don't see Jews blowining up in clubs

  • @berryme4386
    @berryme4386 Місяць тому

    Why is this so perfect

  • @steffenliebenow2684
    @steffenliebenow2684 4 місяці тому +59

    The plot twist was both shocking and accurate, loved it

  • @nerdipedia1142
    @nerdipedia1142 4 місяці тому +54

    Reminds me of travelling to the US and having full body search for no reason other than my passport coming from Kuwait. Wallah?!?

    • @Maekklyn
      @Maekklyn 4 місяці тому

      Isn't Kuwait anti terrorist? Shouldn't you be considered an ally? lol

    • @DanielRossellSolanes
      @DanielRossellSolanes 4 місяці тому +2

      an ex-coworker "lost" his passport when she had to go to the US precisely for that same reason.

    • @charliechurch5004
      @charliechurch5004 4 місяці тому +7

      My mother who has very blonde hair and is very white always gets this treatment, come to find out her husbands Italian name sounds very similar to a Russian name 😒. Her bags get searched and she gets a lot of questions no strip search thanks to God!

    • @sugomna2778
      @sugomna2778 4 місяці тому +2

      @@charliechurch5004 Oh wow, it's almost as if you think someone is from a country that doesn't like yours, then you make sure they aren't a threat! Crazy!

    • @bouclechocolat
      @bouclechocolat 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@sugomna2778what does an "american" look like 🤔

  • @Minerva14714
    @Minerva14714 4 місяці тому +6

    That’s so on point. I’ve been trying and waiting for visitor visa from germany for six months. While illegal and probably criminal immigrants having permanent residentships.

    • @arielshligman2146
      @arielshligman2146 4 місяці тому +2

      In Israel we have the same problem but thats cause a bunch of Israeli come on tourist visas and stay for work so they started being stingy

  • @kuyikswiss665
    @kuyikswiss665 День тому

    Damn you almost killed me with laugh 😅

  • @maxthecat14
    @maxthecat14 4 місяці тому +21

    Spot on with this one.

  • @radinnasir8933
    @radinnasir8933 4 місяці тому +20

    Oh my god. The last act was soooo.... Hahahaha. Goodness. Good job!!!

  • @norafzanabdkadir6219
    @norafzanabdkadir6219 4 місяці тому +18

    Zat hitz hard! Good job habibi

  • @devilhunter3057
    @devilhunter3057 Місяць тому

    Just awesome 👍🏻. Thank you for showing their true face

  • @wolf9945
    @wolf9945 4 місяці тому +18

    حلوة 😂😂

  • @9musess521
    @9musess521 4 місяці тому +9

    Rudy’s pieces just get better and better!

  • @RideOnTimePH
    @RideOnTimePH 4 місяці тому +11

    When I watch these skits, it always reminds me of the munich incident when they unalived a translator.

  • @arixallbrains
    @arixallbrains Місяць тому +1

    You nailed Rudy.
    lol
    welldone

  • @jacksparrow-e8m
    @jacksparrow-e8m 4 місяці тому +8

    best video for ever and the end part is so carzy

  • @yehudaliebenson
    @yehudaliebenson 4 місяці тому +20

    I hope he found the pager that you bought from "Definitely Not the Mossad inc."😂

  • @Popular_opinion
    @Popular_opinion 4 місяці тому +8

    "Yes, that's why he's my friend."😂😂😂😂

  • @belle22233
    @belle22233 4 місяці тому +5

    I really like your videos! Keep posting man

  • @Blackjack_and_chill
    @Blackjack_and_chill 4 місяці тому +9

    It’s funny how the color of a passport can change everything, like I am Italian and when the security sees the italian passport they are always friendly, but when they see like a green passport they ask so many questions

    • @just_M_Pye
      @just_M_Pye 4 місяці тому

      Its called security buddy

    • @yayayayahaikyuu4261
      @yayayayahaikyuu4261 4 місяці тому +1

      @@just_M_Pyenah most of the time it’s called racial profiling

  • @LuvLime
    @LuvLime 4 місяці тому +31

    as an israeli druzi thats funny lol, no offecne. love arabs

    • @MonaMassoud-c3m
      @MonaMassoud-c3m 4 місяці тому +1

      I thought a durzi is an Arab. Aren't they Syrians?

    • @Frezri69
      @Frezri69 4 місяці тому

      You love Arabs? Then why are you killing their children?

    • @EternalStruggle666
      @EternalStruggle666 4 місяці тому +18

      Druzi are not exaclty arabs. Different colture. Him saying that he is Israeli simply means that he lives in Israel and has a Israeli citizenship. Being druzi or Arab or really anything else doesn't stop you from being Israeli. Like a Jewish person can be American or Swedish​@MonaMassoud-c3m

    • @Frezri69
      @Frezri69 4 місяці тому

      @@EternalStruggle666 stop the killing you Satan.

    • @AlhlmSydalakhlaq
      @AlhlmSydalakhlaq 4 місяці тому +1

      We don't love you

  • @alpha3305
    @alpha3305 3 дні тому

    That last part with the kiss almost made me spit my water.