The Evil Business of Soda
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- Опубліковано 19 січ 2020
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The history of the soda industry. How companies like Coca-cola and Pepsi use deceptive marketing and backhand funding to fuel the obesity crisis.
A shout-out to my fellow hydro-homies! Thanks for watching. Please comment, like and subscribe and stay dope. x
soda addiction.. still better than addict to smoke, alcohol and other thing....
You mean water niggas. Hydro homies is the off-brand.
@@ahkira1041 They shut water niggas down, hydro homies is all we got left
>stay dope
Ah, so that's why you're salty about coke, they don't add the secret ingredient anymore!
Soda addiction? Lmao soda doesn't have shit on reddit homie. Take care of yoself
This is why I only drink organic, ethically sourced Mountain Dew
Ahh yes. A man of semi culture
Had me in the first half ngl
My momma bottle fed me Mountain Dew and now, my cyborg teeth can bite through solid steel and I don’t need to brush...ever...
Stop killing mountains to make mountain dewc
Cartman approves
I quit drinking soda altogether and moved on to more diet-friendly options, like Scotch and cigarettes. Thanks for spreading the truth!
Lmfao
Le epic trolle
Sigma grindset
Probably better for you, ngl..
@@bobross3880 Not really, no
''It tastes like having fruit described to you'' is honestly a brilliantly accurate description of all flavoured sparkling water.
Like someone thought of a fruit in another room
La croix is awful, but there are some brands of sparkling water that actually taste good, the main reasons being that they don't go overboard with the carbonation and there's actual flavor in them
Andrew tate has bad taste for water
It taste like water and fruit were shipped in the same truck
Spindrift is the only good sparkling water because they add juice not “flavoured essence” whatever that means…
As someone who worked at Burger King during high school, it was horrifying to see people drink a 32 ounce cup of soda with every meal, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The food may be unhealthy sure, but what scares me the most is the shear amount of sugar they were bombarding their body with. Every time I made and gave customers their drinks, I felt like I played a part in helping spread the diabetic epidemic we have in the US. Thankfully during my time there I never once drank sugary drinks since I stopped back when I was 13.
my co worker is in her 30 former and man she would drink and eat mcdonald's eat week we worked and only has one kid that she hasn't seen in a long time. it's terrible that people can not see this.
I like sugar.
@@user-ix3yh8yt7reverybody likes sweets bruh
@GolDFish-if1ov not a health nut.
Plllleaseee
Coke: We don't market to kids
Also Coke: Let's sponsor Santa
@Thunder Lightning I thought so, too lazy to make sure though
@Thunder Lightning the one who created Santas image in the US was artist/cartoonist Thomas Nast , whom popularized this image of Santa (his first drawing being in 1863 in Harpers Weekly). He is also the reason why democrats and republicans have a donkey/elephant representing their parties, he would illustrate this in his political cartoons.
@@HJima thanks for the facts
What’s the song that starts at 3:50
@Thunder Lightning Whilst probably true this time, would trust the CEO of a company that bottles land mines made from fur coats and elephant tusks before trusting snopes.... just saying. "fact checkers" SMH
the moral of the story is:
don't buy coke, buy coke stock and make money off of rising obesity rates
Coke stock is pretty good it’s really stable
Technology has created more fat people than Coke ever has
@@tonymoretti2347 That's highly debatable. Watch the lecture "The Truth About Sugar". It is very interesting.
Now I know where to invest once I get a job !🤑
that makes you no better than the people who are doing it. you're still profiting off other peoples misery
I stopped drinking soda after this video came out. It’s been a while. I now can’t drink it anymore without cringing at the sheer sweetness. I also lost 15kg!
Awesome job! How bad was the withdrawal?
@@runed0s86withdrawal is your body's way of saying "you're an idiot, don't do that to me again look at the damage you have caused!"
Honestly, I wish I had the dedication. I just love my orange fizzy pop too much to give up.
Pounds*
@@EnderSnailz honestly give diet options a try! They can make a bog different while still tickling some of the same taste buds
when I was a kid I've had unbelievable brand loyalty towards Pepsi. the reason wasn't even all the advertising for children thing, it was because one time i read the small text on the label and realized that Pepsi was basically made in my city. i then just always bought Pepsi instead of Coke because I saw it as me supporting the local economy
I mean at least your heart was in the right place
a long time friend of mine works in a coca-cola bottling plant
he gets free samples
dude's 150kg, however, he is the guy who moves the crates around, it's all muscle
Lies again? Soda Cam Serve Country
Uhhh… ok
and also getting diabetes and kidney disease 😂
hyrdo homies rise
Dani didn’t expect to see you here, a pleasant surprise
Soda isnt milk dani i think youre lost...
Uhhh
once again game man, hello, i find you and i must ask, why doth thou betray the milk?
Amen dani
“One third of people drink more then one soda a day”
Me, who doesn’t drink soda, on my third piece of cake today: *fools*
You're so quirky
Lol I haven't drank soda for 2 years. I some pecan pie for breakfast. 😒
Same lmao, judging my husband when he buys a 0,5 L bottle of Cola while I buy cake...
Crimson _SDG oh my god thank you
😂😂😂😂😂🤣😭
Wish someone told my mother this in the 90's. Its great fun being T2 Diabetic before you turn 15 "because that was the only way I could get you to drink anything".
Glad that we're in an era now where the same won't happen without the intentional choice from a poor parent instead of before where parents where either too stupid/naive to realise that it was THAT BAD for humans.
A couple years ago I decided I wanted to quit soda. After about a week with no soda I really wanted one and I broke, and then I drank a can and it was awful. Soda is terrible and tastes bad and all it took was a week without it for me to realize it.
"La Croix: It tastes like having fruit described to you"
This is my new favorite description of La Croix, replacing "poured over an apple at some point."
that made me cackle
“The taste of the taste of fruit.”
Made me so thirsty for a lacroix ngl top marketing
La Croix: If TV static was a flavor.
La Croix: Tastes like someone whispered "fruit" to each can.
La Croix: If Atheism was a soda.
La Croix: Unfreshment
La Croix: Because you despise yourself should you ever feel good.
La Croix: The Justin Trudeau of drinks.
"In 2017, bottled water sales outstripped soda for the first time."
And most of that water was bottled by soda companies.
Crap
Hey, at least it's healthy
@@lego007guym8 is it?
@@Louisvevoofficial .......yeah, waters healthier than soda
@@lego007guym8 "Water" 💀
I thank my parents for teaching me that soda should not be drank too often. I only ever drank soda at most once a week, on sundays, sometimes not even then. The habit stuck to me, and now as a grown adult I barely consume it.
The best part about soft drink is if you quit drinking it for a few weeks, it becomes genuinely offputting to taste
After not drinking any form of soda for 8 months I can happily say I'm still depressed
Happily?
Same
That's a good thing! You can stay depressed without the drink too.
#lolz
At least your happy about one thing. Sorry
“How is this a child-size soda?”
“Well, it’s roughly the size of a two-year-old child if the child were liquified. It’s a real bargain at $1.59.”
In all seriousness that's a steal. I usually pay 13 or 14 bucks for a single liquified child.
@@michaels1326 your liquefied child guy is mad overpriced. Mine sells me them for like 5 bucks a pop.
@@funkyj3700 i just do it myself cutout the middle man
parks and rec was so good
@@funkyj3700 "pop", also being a synonym for soda.
As someone who chronically worked at a gas station after being a CNA worker, i remember one day where the soda machine went out, and i can safely say more than one person acted like an enraged CRACK ADDICT when denied their every day corn syrup water. Im extremely glad that even though abuse was part of my childhood, it prevented me from eating junk food and chugging soda.. I never saw the appeal, but seeing those people act the way they did without soda made me glad i didnt have a conventional childhood.
Since growing up and seeing all the greed that comes in hand with corruption, it makes me even more glad that a cent hasnt come from my pocket to support that kind of unethical crap.
This was an amazing video essay. I subscribed to your channel within the first few minutes and look forward to seeing more of your perfectly critically comedic commentary.
To be fair, soda should absolutely be outselling water. Water should be free, anything on the market should be outselling it
Water is free what your buying really is the bottle + convenience of use
@@STARMAN-it8zb then why do I have to pay for water in my home
@@PeidosFTW you are paying to have clean water routed to your home.
@@PeidosFTW Probably because you don't have a well and use water piped into your home by a city utility.
@@PeidosFTW you pay for the transportation of water from the city to your tap. You also pay for the collection and cleaning from a source to the city resevoir. If you put a well in the ground on your own property, its free
The only way I would ever drink Coca cola again is if they use the original formula
Same
The one with cocaine? Or real sugar?.. the mexican made coke uses sugar cane, not corn syrup....
@@MiguelGarcia-vj7oo I think they just changed it for cheap sugar too 😂👌
You can get kosher Coca Cola without HFCS around passover, as well.
@@MiguelGarcia-vj7oo u so basic lol
I realised last year that my soda drinking was bordering on addiction. I've decided to cut down, and my girlfriend got inspired to do the same. I haven't even thought of drinking a cola all month.
@TheDanishGuyReviews That's really impressive! I'm definitely addicted to Pepsi Max and I'd like to stop drinking it.
Do you mind if I ask if you went cold turkey or if you gradually cut down. Also, did you experience any withdrawal symptoms?
I know it sounds so silly because we're talking about fizzy drinks, but they also contain caffeine and sweeteners, so I believe the questions aren't too ridiculous
@@leahb413 I started with the hard rule "No new soda inside the house", and I've kept that. New soda means I don't open a new one, but I can finish a leftover from a party or restaurant at home. I then slowly started ordering water at restaurants, which was the most difficult. Easier thing was to stop drinking soda when hanging with my friends. Some of them don't drink soda, so there was no pressure. So that's a hard 3 days a month where I don't drink soda. I had some withdrawal in the middle, but I noticed I could stop it with a little bit of sugar in some form. I have lately made a game out of keeping a streak going of days without soda. Last week I hit a new record of 10 straight days without soda.
@@TheDanishGuyReviews That's really helpful, thanks for taking the time to explain it all. 10 days is a great streak, congrats!
This is the funniest video I’ve seen all day. And what’s funnier is that you make it seem so casual😂
I’ve met people who drink only soda and not water, it’s absolutely insane. Even when I do have a soda, I need a water as well because I don’t feel hydrated by high fructose corn syrup.
LMFAO right? Ok can of pop and a tall glass of water to go with that..
Same, I used to work with a guy that said he "can't drink water, gotta have some flavor" he's probably diabetic by now
Same. had some friends who literally drink coke as if it's water...
I'm one of the people who drink only soda and yeah it's a problem, idk if it's like this for everyone like me but for me, water legit taste nasty, especially bottled water (which taste like coppery chlorine poolwater), I can sorta force myself to drink water for a bit but not only will it never taste even decent, but I also get what I can only describe as withdrawal symptoms, loss of focus, massive headaches, a sort of itchiness that seems to be everywhere and nowhere at the same time and well, a general want to go back to drinking coke, I never really cared about my health too much so I havent seriously tried going cold turkey before but in the times where I've been out of coke for awhile Its always been rough, luckily other than being overweight, (almost entirely due to the massive amount of calories from the coke) I'm not suffering any serious health risk but yeah, I do need to finally find soemthing else to drink at least sometimes.
Tldr: think people like me who drunk only pop for years have gotten physically and mentally addicted and were a bit boned.
@@cameronriddle4520 you have to find a certain brand/type of water you like. Spring water vs Distilled water tastes different and companies each have their own mineral recipe
Cherry-flavored Christ sounds like something you'd say instead of cursing.
Black Cherry Fizzy Jesus Juice
I'm still waiting for a Christ MAX drink to be made
Here on Brasil there is a Soda called Jesus, gess what it's flavor
@@dovahkiin_brasil Grape?
@@dovahkiin_brasil hopefully not nails
I discovered this channel and I am so glad I did. It has that almost-conspiratoral-but-always-true tone to everything, a lot of secret and subliminal messages as well. I fucking love it. Keep it up brother
I know everyone has their vices. But if you have it in you to quit soda (as well as energy drinks or other related products), do it. Can't describe it other than feeling so much clearer and sharper. I'm four years soda-free now, up to that point I'd been drinking it since I was in preschool. Blows my mind that my parents allowed that.
Marketing worked on ur parents cant blame them for not thinking critically
@@bet-a-betta6468 Yes. Yes, you can.
I quit soda a while ago and don’t feel any different but I’m sure my pancreas appreciates it
If you drink energy drink often, try switching to either monster rehab or rockstar recovery. Those two lines of drinks only have like 2-5 grams of sugar in the whole can, like less than a tenth of normal ones. Even just switching to those helped me a fuck ton
@@AnArmoredMarchyeah, since switching to rehab I've also been drinking a lot less monster in general. like from 3 times a week to once a month (and not at all when I'm not in uni)
fun fact: there is a town in mexico where coke is literally cheaper than water. as a result, it kinda became a symbol of their town, with their residents drinking an average of 2 liters per day
As someone who lives in Mexico that is not as crazy as it sounds, with Coca Cola you know it is clean and safe to drink, this is not always so with water. A company company will also try harder to get it's products to a remote village than a corrupt government will try to bring water to its citizens.
It's actually a whole state I'm pretty sure, called chiapas or something
Not true. But nice internet myth. It is true that sometimes the water isn't that clean, so soda (or any other bottled beverage, like say, bottled water) is the only clean alternative.
@@andreaslind6338 Contaminated water was the reason why the medieval Europeans drank beer and wine instead of water. Beer is way healthier for this purpose than soda, by the way.
@@wanderduck3 is it true, in mexico potable water is a big issue in the whole country , and coca cola does a better job reaching everywhere than the Mexican corrupt government .
Tastes like having fruit described to you 😂😂😂
4:01
ok
So ig the sneaker heads all got this in their recommended at the same time.
Honestly! It's the same with Propel flavored water! XD
Le croix drink it!
Thanks to this video I helped convince my mom to completely quit a soda habit she had for atleast 30 years. This video has probably helped countless others. Thanks
"Cocaine laced booze broth" is possibly the most delightful phrase I've ever heard.
Careful now buddy, you’re on two billion dollar corporations’ watchlist now
Ordinary things didn't kill himself.
@@Zeyr01 who?
@@Zeyr01 who?
Coke is worth 37 billion, not 2 billion.
@@tincanmaniac1931 2 companies that make billions of dollars, Coke and Pepsi
"I'll have a slice and a coke, please"
"Sorry sir, we don't have Coke, only Brad's Drink"
I don't want someone else's drink
Brad I heard has herpes. Don’t steal Brad’s Drink.
there's gotta be a Brads wife joke in here somewhere, but I cant see it.
@@parrot2134 I hate cracker barrel
@@Yeezus69420 lmao
Well-done and especially entertaining documentary. Thanks 🙃
I love the commentary. Educational and entertaining
I feel as though this man hates soda, hates me, and hates himself simultaneously. Which makes me completely believe his point.
Well his point is just a bunch of facts
Underrated comment
yeah this is what democrats do when they need to find a new protest, Like the "Super Size Me" guy who ate nothing buy McDonalds for a month to prove it makes him depressed and fat, But the whole documentary he just sat and ate,. he didn't exercise or do physical things normal humans do to never gain the weight,. These Thesis by the Left only have one Agenda, find a reason to be and Overbearing pompass asshole who is trying to ruin something for no good reason outside the fact they have PTSD because Daddy wasn't there...
@@jeremypowell486 ok... I see you are serious. God damn. Why even watch let alone comment multiple times if it’s leftist poopaganda?
@@jeremypowell486 lmao go to sleep bro
Sugar: "Death Salt"
Cocaine: "Argument Salt"
Nice, now I can't unhear it.
*cocaine
Cocaine: British POWder.
Anthrax: “Death Powder”
Meth: "Florida Salt"
Salt: Death Sugar
“What they don’t tell is it’s a choice between extra large and king size coffins“
Love love your style🎉
Fantastic
Should have said more about how they literally depleted an entire indian village's water supply. No water left for crops.
That is messed up. Have you ever heard about this? It was the only operation of it's kind ever used. "The Black Mesa mine uses *_groundwater_* from the Navajo Aquifer to transport the coal 273 miles to the Mohave Generating Station (MGS) in southern Nevada in a process known as "slurry." In this process, pulverized coal is mixed with water and then pushed through a pipeline."
**The Black Mesa Controversy**
www.culturalsurvival.org/publications/cultural-survival-quarterly/black-mesa-controversy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mesa_Peabody_Coal_controversy
In terms of stupidity and waste, I rate it right up there with "food for fuel". We were using CORN to make ethanol. (& still do, to a more limited extent) I consider it a crime against humanity, especially considering that we can use hemp to make ethanol & biodiesel, but it was illegal until the 2018 Farm Bill. Hemp is a weed. It doesn't need much water & can be grown in areas that aren't very agriculturally productive.
@@darrylrevok9936 wow. Thats corrupt
They should've used Gatorade
@@rentstoohigh1587 Or Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.
@@darrylrevok9936 couldn't think of the name. Good stuff ole chap
"it outsells water substantially" yes, because in most places bottled water is a complete scam.
yup
On my area, a bottle of soda is cheaper than a bottle of water
You're mainly paying for the plastic, I agree. Sometimes you pay for the filtration, though.
Come to England
@@WolfBotTaillour where'd you live? I've lived in Cheshire and Liverpool and both had perfectly drinkable water. In fact I've visited a lot of places here in the UK and never had issues with the water.
Love you bro. Support from Spain
i recently found your channel, and i have watched ohhh say 6 or 7 so far, i enjoy your wit and the AI mind virus video well great job on that one!!😀
I'm shocked you didnt touch on how they've successfully marketed vitamin water, powerade, and gatorade as healthy options when they also have an insane amount of sugar and are also owned by coca cola/pepsi
Vitamin water 0
They're less sugary than soda and are meant for sporting activities as they also contain electrolites and sodium to keep your body running and get rid of cramps. However drinking one normally with your meal is not healthy
@@tr4shpanda if anything to be a bit better get a zero sugar option
@@tr4shpanda I wasn't referring to sport beverages. Also, you don't need the added sugars but yeah I'm not debating electrolytes for athletes. I was thinking about those people that drink 4 bottles of xxx vitamin water daily.
@@MichaelVickers2007 the problem with zero sugar options, is they tend to have the sugar components replaced by artificial sweeteners and some similar chemicals that are questionable on whether or not they are healthier or even more detrimental to ones health given there isnt much research surrounding the long term health effects of their consumption, the current consensus is to have very limited consumption of them, much like you would limit sugar, so it defeats the purpose of replacing the sugar in the first place since atleast you know the long term health effect of over consumption of sugar
"La Croix. it tastes like having fruit described to you." underrated line goddamn
How is it so damn accurate
Lol
Agreed - that made me laugh!
Some popular flavors
- hint of hint of lime
- shy watermelon
- transported in a truck near bananas
- a single skittle disolved in water
- imagine like, a strawberry but with a low battery
I mean LaCroix is good tho, you might just need to get used to it. Whenever I haven't had my favorite coffee in a while it tastes all weird and bitter for the first couple of days, but then I get used to it and it's good again.
But idk some people just taste bitterness more intensely, so I understand some will never get used to it 🤷
Excellent video! So informative
Brilliant vid, just subscribed👍
in my brothers freshman year of university, he drank soda and red bull exclusively. i’m pretty sure he got scurvy, which i didn’t even know was possible in a first world country in 2017
It is possible and more than people think with the trash Standard American Diet and makes sense really. Scurvy is a carb. eaters disease and has zero to do with meat, contrary to popular delusions and old myths. It used to be commonly mistaken (and still is) that eating nothing but meat and not getting vitamin C gave your Scurvy. Cause it was the "Sailor's disease" and they ate a lot of meat and got no vitamin C. Well, those Sailors weren't just eating meat, lol, they were eating a sugary bread, hard tack too.
It was debunked when a researcher wanted to know why the Inuit didn't get Scurvy but ate almost exclusively meat in winter. So he did an experiment and the first attempt failed, because they were cheating and eating sugar and got Scurvy. Second time, he got more trustworthy volunteers who stuck to it and didn't cheat and they never got Scurvy. So your example makes sense, eat lots of sugar and get little to no vitamin C, it's a recipe for Scurvy.
@@MrBilld75 Scurvy is not a carb eaters disease. The lack of vitamin c was due to a lack of micronutrient-rich fresh fruit and vegetables. The calorie content of which is primarily derived from carbohydrates.
@@Thomas-qi7hx What?! Lol. Carbs. without Vitamin C causes Scurvy, lol. It's exclusively a carb. related disease and this is basic science. *facepalm. People who don't eat carbs. do not get Scurvy, proven. I'll cop to it being an overly general statement that it's a carb. eaters disease, but it's not untrue either.
Of course, it's a lack of vitamin C rich fresh fruit and veg. nobody said it wasn't. That's how they solved it with Sailors, by putting citrus fruits on ships, so they could avoid it and it worked.
Sailor Scurvy was very likely caused by stuff like hard tack bread and getting no vitamin C. And considering their meat was preserved, they weren't getting what little vit. C there was in the meat either, because it does have some, but not a lot. Cooking and preserving would kill what little is there as vit. C is quite unstable and lots of things kill it quickly and easily.
@@MrBilld75 carbs has nothing to do with it. It is literally just the vitamin c deficiency. 'People who don't eat carbs, do not get scurvy' is a wrong statement. Someone who ate exclusively meat or fat or both will get scurvy if they don't eat a source of vitamin C. It's not basic science, I've studied science at more than a basic level. Ask your doctor. Check the scientific literature you'll see that's the case. If you can provide some peer reviewed proof of that statement I would love to see it.
@@Thomas-qi7hx Yes carbs. DO have everything to do with it, denialist amateur. Far more than anything else failure on C and how it works with carbs. Lol. Well, duhhh Captain Obvious, deficiency can happen for a number of reasons. But in the carb. eaters case, they need way more C. than low carb. no carb. diets as carbs. are competing against vit. C.
The requirement to prevent Scurvy is 10mg in the context low carb diets. The likelihood of it happening to someone on a carb. rich diet without vitamin C is FAR higher than with say a Carnivore dieter.
Especially if the Carnivore dieter eats some raw meat, which some do. A 100g serving of raw meat has at least 25mg of C, more than enough to prevent Scurvy. The experiment that actually debunked the notion it was meat related, long ago, studied the Inuit and why they didn't get Scurvy. Even though their diet is Carnivore in winter.
Like do you even know the experiment?! It actually failed the first time, because the volunteers cheated and ate sugar and got Scurvy. It succeeded the second time with more trustworthy volunteers, who did not and mimicked the Inuit diet. They did not get Scurvy. So don't tell me it's not carb. related, hahaha.
When they start putting cocaine and alcohol in their drinks again I'll consider drinking coca cola again, but till then, I don't particularly like drinking coka cola.
Don't mind me just giving you a comment
@@neithancaban109 Thank you, very generous.
@@sertu1462 I have once again spread happiness now off i go to be the santa of comments have a nice day
@@neithancaban109 nah man, I’m the Santa Of comments, get the fuck out of my neighbourhood you trespasser, I will legit call the police if you don’t vacate this comment section right now.
@@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp9477 You are the Karen of comments bruh.
I remember when i went keto for a bit and MILK started to taste sweet. To think that most people can't even tell how much sugar there is in things is sad.
my senses of taste and smell are unnaturally sharp
i can detect people by the smell of their sweat
i can taste stress-sweat, bucciarati-style
i can detect the exact composition and amount of sugars and sweeteners in any given beverage , (adjusted to gulp size, so converting my perception of amounts to quantifiable data requires a measuring cup, pen and paper)
i can detect the exact shelf-life of a mango by smell alone while blindfolded (have a mango tree, am sick of the smell)
i am capable of sniffing out the almost exact amount of alcohol in ur blood stream, im not as good as a breathalyzer, but i am improving
i can taste the lactose in milk, the amount of caffeine in any given beverage, i can detect the age of a pigeon carcass or horse turd by smell alone, as well as detect exactly how long the camel wasnt given a bath, with a 3 hour accuracy
i can taste the mood of a slaughtered animal, assuming its relatively fresh (a boar i crossbow'd tastes better if he was killed in one shot) i can smell if there is any common allergens in foodstuffs, tho its useless for me
i have to eat very bland foods or sensory overload kicks in and i literally chimp out, and i have been strength training my jaws (327kg bite force, which is comparable to a chimp)
i have a lot of wierd talents
@@God-ch8lq You are not daredevil bro 💀💀💀
i discover this youtuber by this video and im hooked , watching more of your stuff
I can only imagine how insanely pissed off people were when they removed cocaine and booze from their favorite drink. I bet there was a massive riot the day after that the government covered up.
„Boo-ho,did somebody get addicted to cocaine?“
@@Josh-oh5bs tHe ReAl GoLd Is In ThE cOmMeNts
@@kbbl102.5 huh?
@@Josh-oh5bs it's a reddit thing I think.... observing how the best stuff usually comes in the comments. Your comment was good. That's all
This is why I only drink the ethically sourced, slavery free urinate.
"When Lebron James isn't working as a mouthpiece for the Chinese government, he's shilling for America's own red menace" legit the funniest thing I've heard in such a long time
i swear this world is corrupt
Wild.
Yellow peril is real
Hahahahahah. Im dead
Yet, kind of sad at the same time.
Its an old video, but i wanted to state that the michael jackson and bill cosby jokes are fucking gold. One of my favorites from this channel
God this makes me want to sob it is so bleak. Thanks for making this well researched video
My mom used to work as part of Coca Cola’s marketing division. She told me that on the days of the month social security checks would go out, Coke would put their products on sale, so less fortunate people could load up for the month. Their marketing is directly targeting the poor. I don’t know if they do this anymore, this is just what she told me.
I guarantee they still do this.
@Alex Korova it /is/ fulfilling a demand for low priced products...
Tis why so many poor people end up obese
In Mexico people die from diabetes because of too much drinking Coca Cola, sadly. There’s an investigation documentary about it on UA-cam.
This is also one of the main reasons why America has such an embarrassing healtcare situation. You live to work, then you live to consume, that consumption makes you sick and in order to get healthy again, you'll have to work even more.
People are so blind that they call this freedom. I cringed when I saw the ad calling soda consumption freedom of choice. The real freedom of choice includes the choice to abstain from this.
finding out that Pepsi was originally called "Brad's Drink" is the funniest thing in this entire video
"can i get a coke?"
"we don't have coca-cola. is Brad's Drink okay?"
Brad's wife got fired for this
@@aineptune2658 LOL
Brad is a jerk. Sure glad I wasn't a part of the Pepsi generation.
@@spanishinquisition4420 didn't expect you to be here.
the big funny
10:53 thanks for using the backdrop of the moda center from my hometown! 🙂
So easy to tell what companies are hiding like soda and obesity. They always become huge advocates/investors into their biggest problems; not to fix them but, to misinform them.
In Australia Coke ran an article stating that contrary to belief it was actually good for your teeth. In easy to miss fine print it followed as long as you brush your teeth afterwards.
Yeah, thatt'l really do your enamel good.
That’s actually worse than drinking it and not brushing your teeth after because you’ll scrub away your enamel
@@snackler6102 it is as long as you have a full re-spray afterwards °-°
Ah corporate propaganda sure love it
@@humanperson4605 wel there’s a thing called wet sanding and some professional detail companies do it to remove scratches from the car, but obviously there’s better alternatives like compound or polish, which is the same as wet sanding
My grandpa served in world war 2, and his commanding officer was almost court-martialed for ordering an attack against a coca-cola bottling plant despite it being full of german soldiers
Wow that's amazing 👏 corporate corruption goes way back
Is there any documentation of this
Yeah guys right is there a article or something of it
Sounds good if it is legit.
@@noxabellus I believe all comments on utubes
As a recovering soda sucker, I just feel bad that my dentist had tosell his BMW because he couldn't make the payments anymore.
THANK YOU!!!!! I’ve always had an issue with soda companies for the controversial use of aspartame in some drinks; I’ve also got issues with big cereal. Food injustice is deeply important to me and I’m so happy to see people sharing information on it
*Get them while they're young, and they'll never forget you*
Pretty Dark
But not untrue.
5:11. ರ_ರ
But very true
@Digital School Oldest. Joke.
@Digital School
*hol' up*
Fun fact: Coca-Cola would never have existed if it’s founder had not been bayoneted by a union soldier.
The butterfly effect is beautiful thing...
Or if that Yankee had been just a little better with his bayonet.
Fuck the union
@broootal speak english, yankee
@@cheez-itman2784 First, your side lost. Second, yeah, man needs to learn better English. Third, fuck everyone. Lastly, this was a war that happened over 150 years ago. Everyone shut up.
This video is very bold. Very, bold. It has guts. You totally didn’t hesitate to cross any lines 😂
If you're wondering why food and beverage companies are allowed to act so predatory in the US, it's because there's no single-payer health care. Unhealthy people require more medical treatment in a lifetime than generally healthy people, and in a country with government-funded health care, the government has a budgetary incentive to keep people healthy and thereby minimize health care costs to taxpayers. When health care is privatized like in the US, that system has a financial incentive to keep people unhealthy and charge them as much and as often as possible for their health care. The minute I heard this explanation as an American living in Europe, it all made so much more sense. It's corporate interests, lobbying, and corruption that keeps Americans without an adequate health care system, and why American food is in general not as healthy as food in the EU, where the government subsidizes produce and taxes soda heavily. I would bet you anything Coca-Cola has donated to politicians to shoot down single payer health insurance for exactly this reason-- they know stricter regulations would follow once the government has a reason to care if people are healthy or not.
That makes sense.. thank you for the quick lesson!
I grew up in Germany, when I wanted to drink Coke as a kid my parents said "This stuff is from American, if you drink it you will get diabetes."
So I basically never drank it lol
What about hamburgers cause that’s from germany
Good parents you have
i remember getting to drink cola along with alcohol age-wise
Were they wrong tho?
We're Italian, and my family had a very similar sentiment towards Coca-Cola as well.
"Carmelized corn gravy"
I can no longer look at soda the same
I’m going to using that expression from now on.
Hahaha 🤣😂 me neither
@Me You Whatever you say Pamberton
That sh had me rolling
Sugar blasted tap water 🤣
i always hated how gritty and dry my teeth felt after drinking sodas, and how it felt like it was burning while going down... glad i gave that poison up. the only soda i've had in the last 14 years was by accident when i thought a pitcher of Sprite was a pitcher of water. that was a nice spit-take in a busy bowling alley.
i wish ordinary things focused on the graph at 8:18 more because it clearly shows that sugar isnt the main cause of obesity
the real epidemic is hypothyroidism and the corn syrup found in almost every american soda wrecks your metabolism to a halt
There’s actually a soda in Brazil called Jesus that comes in cherry flavor.
Oh my goodness, you fr?
“Jesus loves me and my bros cherry flavour head to toe”
Yall ever drink Guarana?
It's pronounced "hey zuess"
@@blazinbuc99 Is it because that’s how you say it in Spanish?
After seeing you say that Coca-Cola is advertised anywhere where someone would have a good time, it made me realise that seeing the brand name makes me happy for that reason.
Pavlov was right.
Propaganda!
Its literally known in every country that has contact with the outside world.
@@Elyseon That meat is making my mouth watery
I mean, why would they advertise it with anything else? Oh yeah, I too would love it if they advertised it with a neutral or sad face, that would make me want to buy it
This is why Ordinary Things is never getting a soda sponsor
Very glad I found your channel. I at least like to be informed about my poor choices
Yet people will literally sit there and laugh at my half gallon reusable water bottle like I’m the crazy one
Yeah, don't wanna end up as your pfp.
“You take a sip from your trusty half gallon reusable water bottle”
When? In like 1990? Everyone has a water bottle all the time now.
@@dogboy0912 i didn’t say they don’t? lol they laugh cause of how big it is ig? I’ve gotten it at theme parks, I had a coworker that literally every time I saw him 3-4 times a week would comment some dumb shit about it.
@@vaulttec5519 jokes on him. The best part about water jugs is they double as piss jugs if you drink it fast enough.
"Get them while they're young, and they'll never forget you" *nervous sip*
5:06 looked like Biden smelling kids.
Edp
Michael Jackson: "Teeheehee!"
@@masseyfurguson8871 lmaooo
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I'm glad I haven't drank soda in a couple of years.
ਬਹੁਤ ਵਧੀਆ ਉਪਰਾਲਾ ਜੀ।🙏🏻
Coke used to have alcohol AND cocaine? The good old days really were better
Yeah cocaine in your drink and you can always come down with some good old fashioned over the counter heroin. What a time to be alive.
Now we dont even have silk road lol
I am seriously jealous of those who lived then, legal heroin and cocaine is ideal.
Right!? I have to buy my alcohol and Cocaine separately...
@@Ketannabis dumbass people are dying from heroine and cocaine and you prefer it be legal. You're a sad human being.
I used go be addicted to soda, diet coke specifically. Couldnt go a day without it and was dependent on it. 14 years later i haven’t drank a single bottle of soda of any kind.
Congrats dude, I love hearing people improve themselves
Still dealing with this myself, well done
Good job!
Comgratulations
Imagine being addicted to soda
Pls help I need more pepsi
This is very insightful
"it tastes like having fruit described to you" is such a banger of a line.
I almost exclusively drink Pepsi on a daily basis, solely because of Pepsiman, a meme-tier mascot Pepsi refuses to bring back.
Even if that’s a very bad idea, I do admire your dedication to the meme
Then boycott pepsi until they make him come back
you must be diabetic
Finally a Pepsiman enjoyer like me
I miss pepsi
I worked for Coca-Cola for over a decade and can attest that some sales managers would sell their souls in order to increase sales. One told me that he would like to see Australian school children drink Coke with their breakfast. He also stated that the a long term goal was to replace tea with Coke in China. Having to taste test this acidic product on a daily basis has left me with three gold capped teeth.
I can bet you that these evil executives that push people to drink coke don't drink it themselves or give it to their kids.
Guess You’re To Know About “Coke Adds Life” 😊. Does Coca Cola, Any Product, Have An Original Song These Days?
Coke and sodas 🥤 are nearly as bad as alcohol 🍷 and cigarettes 🚬
oh my goodness, they forced you to drink that delicious refreshment and even paid you? You poor thing.
@@richardgillette5759 nice try undercover exec.
Lots of people probably drink tap water instead of buying bottled water though, I do (after filtering it), so comparing people who bought soda vs bottled water is a bit weird
"ah, La Croix; it tastes like having fruit described to you" 💀💀💀💀💀
La Croix- “it tastes like fruit being described to you” lmaooo
That shit made me ugly laugh
@@aeringothyk5445 ugly laugh 😂😂
La Croix taste like slightly flavored erasers imo
La Croix taste like how I imagine Water with depression would taste.
What’s the song that starts at 3:50
I'm now 3 months soda free, best decision I've made this year.
Yeah I stopped it around 4 years ago. Even the diet stuff. My head aches cut right down and concentration levels went up :)
Good job. Soda is pretty much liquid sugar.
Try to drink Perrier, it helped me so much on the cravings of soda
I’m trying to stop drinking soda
I've been taking about quitting soda for a while on discord, the fact I got recommended this video is actually kinda concerning privacy wise
I actually got a Coca Cola ad during this video. I'm serious! Too funny.
I am Hungarian and my grandperents lived under socialism. Pepsi and Coca Cola was never available in most their lives. I remember my grandma told me she and her retired friends tried it once after it was avalable in the country. Both my grandparents lived close to 90 never developed dementia, cancer, or diabetes.
La Croix: It tastes like you're listening to music in the next room over
Yucky
Who the fuck even finds that stuff tasty.
What’s the song that starts at 3:50
@@DMTruckSpotting that shits fire honestly
@@almightyxlou carbonated water is a crime
catholic church marketing "get them while they're young, and they'll never forget you" i almost spat out my water
*soda
@@electron6825 *coca-cola
water is the best #hydrohomies
@@Rig0r_M0rtis who is hydrohomies?
@@Riolupai Dr Pepper*
I absolutely hated soda as a kid as I didn't like the carbonation. It wasn't until sometime after high school that I started drinking it. Even then I drank craft sodas as they had significantly less ingredients than the big brands like Coke, but still filled with sugar. After drinking it fairly consistently I noticed I was gaining weight and breaking out in pimples. After that I stopped drinking soda as much and pretty much only drink them during christmas time. Even then, I strictly stay away from big brand stuff as i'd rather have just sugary water and not a bottle of high fructose corn syrup.
I want my CocaCola! I don't want my overegulation happy government choosing for me. We're now demonizing soda, caffeine & candy. More bans! In a frenzy driven by health obsessed zealots. Exaggerating the dangers of the products we love most. Please shut up & go away.
In my home town our downtown pharmacy still has its original soda fountain and its one of the things I miss a lot. Its somewhere kids spend a lot of time and older folks too. I remember meeting up with my friends there as a kid and when I got older I'd order my perception medicine and wait for it by ordering a sandwich and drink. Nothing beats a hand mixed soda, so much better than bottled, canned, or machine
I agree. I remember ordering soda fountain at Woolworths😊😊😊
"as soon as they turn 12 I'm like a rabid dog on something"
my jaw dropped 😳
*#lolz*
So gross lol
oh no
POV: you’re dascmord moderator or something
Cutting out soda completely out of my life was probably one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.
Yes, it’s probably the second best thing I quit right after cigarettes.
I easily quit drinking pop when I was 18. Cigarettes are proving harder 😐
@@craftpaint1644 Don't give up. I may not know you but I respect your attempt to improve your health.
I still Drink some, probably twice a month
Mostly after payday
i like my soda a decent bit, and this won’t stop me from drinking it, but sure as shit gives you a new perspective on how evil companies of simple products can be.