Dirty Things Youtube Doesn’t Want You To Hear

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  • Опубліковано 28 бер 2023
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  • @susu_jpg
    @susu_jpg  Рік тому +67

    Install Raid for Free IOS/ANDROID/PC: clcr.me/susujpg_Mar23 and get a special starter pack with an Epic champion ⚡️ Kellan the Shrike ⚡️

    • @Mr-Rett
      @Mr-Rett Рік тому

      You're not old...calm it down

    • @muajin
      @muajin Рік тому

      Aren't you dating bryce hall now anyways?

    • @mockouchiha7579
      @mockouchiha7579 Рік тому

      Me before clicking this: there are only eyes..ignore anything but the eyes 😂😂 only face

    • @2020Wanderlust
      @2020Wanderlust 9 місяців тому

      “ No more slinging dope for me “ 🤣🤣🤣
      I love you girl 😍 pls come over to The U.K. sometime, I need to take you out somewhere fun sometime , I’m here whenever you ready 🌻

  • @MeganHeartIsAmazing
    @MeganHeartIsAmazing Рік тому +607

    Clinical studies show the more Boobatonin is released the happier a society becomes, thank you for your service soldier!

    • @shanebucher9524
      @shanebucher9524 Рік тому +15

      More boobatonin always makes me happy no matter how bad of a mood I am in. The world needs more boobatonin!

    • @sibspeaks7001
      @sibspeaks7001 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WarsunGames
      @WarsunGames Рік тому +1

      LACKADAISY (Pilot) Just dropped.

    • @anon2752
      @anon2752 Рік тому +5

      i know its a joke, but depression is the highest its ever been despite degeneracy (on social media or irl) being the highest its been since the weimar republic.

    • @zperdek
      @zperdek Рік тому +3

      ​@@anon2752 don't we just got better on measuring it?

  • @anthonychristy9239
    @anthonychristy9239 Рік тому +548

    Those poor buttons on Susu's shirt :-( Hanging on for dear life. You my dear are a treasure, please never change!

    • @MeganHeartIsAmazing
      @MeganHeartIsAmazing Рік тому +47

      Those buttons work a lot harder and longer than me. I give them all the respec!

    • @gooblinslayer5702
      @gooblinslayer5702 Рік тому +54

      Buttons be like HOLD THE LINEEEEEE

    • @AZoshai
      @AZoshai Рік тому +19

      poor buttons? best seat in da house!

    • @nellom.8771
      @nellom.8771 Рік тому +10

      I'm starting a GoFundMe for them and Thier families

    • @robertbradford3461
      @robertbradford3461 Рік тому

      It's the boob to arm size ratio

  • @Montie-Adkins
    @Montie-Adkins Рік тому +57

    I think the boobatonin rant may be one of the best ever moments in history.

  • @Algorythmfpv
    @Algorythmfpv Рік тому +40

    "no more slinging dope for me, thanks to our sponsor" what a great ad.

  • @brasssquire2672
    @brasssquire2672 Рік тому +86

    This is actually a very smart compilation idea. Just putting all the stuff you wanted to show but couldn’t into one video is pretty big brain

  • @darrenl3289
    @darrenl3289 Рік тому +46

    Honestly this is a brilliant idea. Taking all the demonitizing clips and putting them into one video that has a sponsor so you still get to put out the content
    without worrying about the youtube algorithm! GO SUSU! KEEP WORDING WELL GOODER!

    • @LowkeyRitesh
      @LowkeyRitesh Рік тому +4

      And Raid shadow legends will Sponsor ANY content even a video of someone committing suicide

    • @darrenl3289
      @darrenl3289 Рік тому +1

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  • @SamTheGumMan117
    @SamTheGumMan117 Рік тому +105

    Raid is still the king of YT channel sponsors and keep getting that dough Susu 👏

  • @vuuspalding
    @vuuspalding Рік тому +77

    I agree with you so damn much. People click on something, then want it censored. Go down that rabbit hole and soon enough, freedom of expression and ideas will be gone. Every society, community, country that has done that, has been worse off.

    • @Watch-0w1
      @Watch-0w1 Рік тому

      envy.> lust

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 Рік тому

      Many people gave their lives, so that we can have these freedoms.
      There are many places that do not allow much of any liberty, at all, if that is what people want. (they can go there)
      I just hope we do not have to give more of what those before us had to give, to keep what they achieved.
      Even more so, if that day ever does come, I hope there are enough people willing to plant those trees, that our grandchildren will benefit from, and will give no shade to us.
      Come for the freedom. Stay for the fight to keep it.

    • @toddkes5890
      @toddkes5890 Рік тому +3

      "As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master. " - Commissioner Pravin Lal, from the U.N. Declaration of Rights

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Рік тому

      ​@@toddkes5890 the funnier part is how ppl who would end up taking more freedom all whilst screaming it loudly... De Santis in america is a perfect example of someone who misuses the above quotes and twists the meanings of the founding fathers. Look how they turned well regulated militia into "everyone gets guns no background checks no limits". The right wing in america is full on batshit insane. Hippies smell but Nazis are only good dead...

  • @intergalactian9178
    @intergalactian9178 Рік тому +49

    I watch Susu for my daily dose of boobatonin

  • @MIICAH2
    @MIICAH2 Рік тому +16

    Raid shadow legends sponsor!! 😤🤧 the tit to arm ratio came through clutch this time 😭🎉

  • @atcera8714
    @atcera8714 Рік тому +3

    6:03 thats not how you eat Geoduck, you skin it because it's tough, you throw away what's inside the shell because it's inedible. It's like a clam but you only eat the foot

  • @Hexnilium
    @Hexnilium Рік тому +14

    That was a really professional sponsorship sales pitch.
    A job well done!

  • @Almost_Awesome
    @Almost_Awesome Рік тому +7

    The fact that you’re posting this means you’re way too powerful at this point, demonetization doesn’t scare you, you are the strongest of us all

  • @horusfalcon
    @horusfalcon Рік тому +1

    Such passion about this issue... it must be near and dear to your heart.

  • @noscopecat3427
    @noscopecat3427 Рік тому +5

    0:50 susu has officially sold her soul to the devil

  • @michaelmcanally8468
    @michaelmcanally8468 10 місяців тому +4

    Because they’re hypocrites, Susu, they cannot admit that they are turned on and rather than admit to their weaknesses, they feel the need to lash out at the object of their temptation. They think that by degrading these women that make money or gain attention for displaying their bodies, they can somehow expiate their responsibility for their own actions and urges.

    • @michaelmcanally8468
      @michaelmcanally8468 10 місяців тому

      I don’t recognize this particular Tommy Lee Jones film… quite a step down from, No Country for Old Men.

    • @michaelmcanally8468
      @michaelmcanally8468 10 місяців тому

      This guys gotta hard-on for trains.

    • @michaelmcanally8468
      @michaelmcanally8468 10 місяців тому

      It’s they’ve evolved in nature, it’s how Koalas have survived, and if it works who are we to dismiss them as parents.
      Pandas on the other hand, now they’re a mystery to me. Their physiology screams carnivores, or at least omnivores, but they only eat bamboo. Their populations are low, because Pandas would rather spend their time eating, than mating or at least looking for a mate, because they good so little nutrition from the bamboo they have to feed themselves constantly in order to survive.

  • @ArabianShark
    @ArabianShark Рік тому +3

    The honesty and candour of the truth-saying in the boob rant broke me.

  • @beforelifewaschaos
    @beforelifewaschaos 4 місяці тому +2

    To the first one: "Why are people mean to women that show Teedees on Stream" - Because people always are offended or jealous of those, that life a more free or open minded life than themselves! They either can't be like that or chain themselves to what they think is "appropiate" for the puplic.
    Sad souls :( but well, some will never learn or never want to. Apart from beeing noone of their business, but thats a whole big ass different story 😂

  • @edwardballiet2167
    @edwardballiet2167 Рік тому +9

    Your boob theory is correct, the chumps that say nasty things are trying to be morally superior but are just morally bankrupt. If you like the rack then like the video and keep it moving

  • @samuraiS30v
    @samuraiS30v Рік тому +2

    This is my first exposure to you outside of MXR plays I can see why you have a large audience. There’s a lot of thirsty simps out there.

  • @mikayla_collie
    @mikayla_collie Рік тому +5

    10:05 THATS A LOT OF NUTS!
    he just left.... WITH NUTS!

  • @saintjackjohn
    @saintjackjohn Рік тому +4

    When Susu breaks out the glow sticks... a strobe light should appear. Very adorable.

  • @GodOfKnockers
    @GodOfKnockers Рік тому +5

    3:05 Susu speaking the TRUTH out here, and we love her for it. YASS QUEEN!

  • @stevenwooden-smith1136
    @stevenwooden-smith1136 Рік тому +3

    Simulcast to rumble so you don't get removed and maybe one day you'll have more people on that site watching you there because they can see all of your videos

  • @owenrhoden8336
    @owenrhoden8336 Рік тому

    WOW! SUSU, you are amazing! I've liked it when I've seen you on MXR-Plays, but this video was even better, from start all the way to animated you sharpening the knife at the end!😂

  • @prinzezzqtpi5437
    @prinzezzqtpi5437 Рік тому +4

    Susu gives me hope that somewhere out there is a funny goth girl that will braid my hair while I press my thigh highs.

  • @SmokeShadowStories
    @SmokeShadowStories Рік тому +3

    Just came by for a serotonin hit. Thanks, Susu.

  • @KaMui_AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs

    24:26
    I just spat out my coffee.

  • @bladehoth
    @bladehoth Рік тому +3

    "No more slingin dope for me!" Got me good.

  • @darkvisiongothacked
    @darkvisiongothacked 3 дні тому

    holy fuck that punch for " i feel pregnant" has me dead. that is some dark ass humor and i love it.

  • @sportbikeguy00
    @sportbikeguy00 Рік тому +1

    I've never bothered to do anything on UA-cam, it's just too strict, just like Twitch, I don't even use Twitch at all because the mods and algorithms are too trigger-happy, misinterpreting stuff.

  • @dankmemequeen9581
    @dankmemequeen9581 Рік тому +1

    "no more slinging dope for me" - susu. Lmao i love it. 🔥

  • @artsilva
    @artsilva Рік тому +1

    "Boobatonin" 😂 I Love it... I am Definitely using that.

  • @geminielemental8800
    @geminielemental8800 Рік тому

    Proud of your strength enhancement from when you when you younger. Keep it up.

  • @247Barcaro
    @247Barcaro 3 місяці тому

    I used to see those Tommy Lee Jones /Boss coffee commercials all the time when I visited my inlaws in Japan. Those and the Leonardo Dicaprio/Jim Beam ones.

  • @matteo6839
    @matteo6839 Рік тому +5

    Damn Susu you really know how to make a person click on a video with your thumbnails lol love you ❤

  • @joeyclemenza7339
    @joeyclemenza7339 Рік тому +5

    Soooooo... its safe to say this video isn't monetized?

  • @lordarnold8524
    @lordarnold8524 Рік тому +3

    I agree 100%
    If you don't want to see them don't click videos. If you do want to see them but decide you don't like them just leave & look for another beautiful pair, no need to insult. Being an "old man" who has lived a very wild life I've seen plenty of things I don't personally like but I have never intentionally tried to discourage them. I'm positive there are things about me that people don't like or want to see just the same. Let people be who the want (within some limits of course if it actually harms other things).
    Susu, you do you girl, F the haters. I know it's easier said than done sometimes.
    All in reference to your rant at 5:07

  • @ConfusioNIntrusioN
    @ConfusioNIntrusioN Рік тому

    like re-using the same coleslaw everytime.. saved from the previous years aswell to add to the authenticity and keep the whole vibe intact 🤣

  • @Efgand0894
    @Efgand0894 Рік тому +1

    Doesn't surprise me that you need to censor seafood, classic UA-cam

  • @toto_feather8732
    @toto_feather8732 Рік тому

    Compiling every sensitive clip into one unholy gush of a video is a sick powermove, I'll give it up ^^

  • @thomasandroid8155
    @thomasandroid8155 Рік тому

    Hahaha "slinging dope" instead of knife wielding assassin, like we forgot all the blood

  • @investigate711
    @investigate711 Рік тому

    thank god i didnt have to see an ad. straight to the point 😂

  • @wademeitner6605
    @wademeitner6605 Рік тому +1

    Good times kiddo. Thanks from Panama city Beach, FL

  • @tvheadd
    @tvheadd Рік тому +1

    I WAS THERE FOR BIBLICALLY ACCURATE BALLOON DOG! Some of the funniest stuff happened on those clown streams, they were awesome

  • @randomcracka3
    @randomcracka3 Рік тому

    Hilarious, I was actually singing big booty bitches at work out of nowhere best song ever.

  • @jakethehud
    @jakethehud Рік тому

    Love you by the way. I first saw you with Henry & Jeannie and then with Sasha Grey. I noticed in your vlog with Sasha, that I heard Sasha's voice at regular volume, but I had to turn it up, as I had a problem hearing you. You were about half her volume. In this vlog, I've had to turn up the volume again, in order to hear you at the normal level of all the others I watch. No problem when I watched you with Henry & Jeannie. Again, I love your vlogs and I'm glad your off the streets.

  • @mykindofweird
    @mykindofweird 3 місяці тому

    Lol at the Today Show reaction HAHAHAHA

  • @dougcolosio
    @dougcolosio 8 місяців тому +4

    Susu is the most wholesome pervert on the Internet! ❤ Bravo!

  • @ntrntzmb
    @ntrntzmb Рік тому

    "no more selling dope!" she says before proceeding to sell digital dope... hehehe

  • @donttellsoma5415
    @donttellsoma5415 Рік тому

    I came in here from an ig post that made my eyes err look somewhere and I laughed cause it said I lost so I just had to check this video out 🤣

  • @jinxryu6458
    @jinxryu6458 Рік тому

    Dude!! I just realized you look like a real world betty boop🤣😂🤣😂

  • @fhafnir7616
    @fhafnir7616 Рік тому +84

    Videos que alegran la tarde 😊

  • @Pyrotopaz
    @Pyrotopaz Рік тому +1

    Thank you Susu for spreading pure happiness

  • @JHartModelworks
    @JHartModelworks Рік тому +6

    The T2Arm ratio is always fantastic.

  • @flameofmage1099
    @flameofmage1099 Рік тому +1

    The frogs can not jump because they're too small. Normally they would balance using liquid in their ears but because their ears are so small they don't have enough liquid to balance midair after they jump.

  • @pokeystone1564
    @pokeystone1564 Рік тому +1

    Well you certainly chopped my tree down with this raid ad

  • @Nocare89
    @Nocare89 Рік тому +1

    I enjoyed the voice crack at the geoduck xD

  • @jeremychannel333
    @jeremychannel333 Рік тому

    I should've know your handler has Su Su in it but I never thought of it to be just two letters but I'm so happy I finally found your channel & I subscribed! Su Su!

  • @phillipdavis9941
    @phillipdavis9941 Рік тому

    That's why I have 2 dogs and a cat so any weird sounds I here I can just blame on a pet 😂

  • @danpalchak6916
    @danpalchak6916 Рік тому +2

    Susu is the real life version of an AIwaifus rendering

  • @F-Bomb313
    @F-Bomb313 Рік тому

    no more slinging dope, ahahahah, yeah.... you just look soo gangsta

  • @cakewithbeans245
    @cakewithbeans245 Рік тому

    "No more slinging dope for me" QLDJQLDJLQD I ALMOST SPIT MY COFFEE

  • @seanblaine2827
    @seanblaine2827 Рік тому +1

    Thanks, I had not seen the balloon animal creation!!

  • @BigDaddyJinx
    @BigDaddyJinx Рік тому

    They often claim that diamonds are the strongest thing on Earth today...I disagree. I believe that the thread holding those buttons on the shirts takes that distinction.

  • @inh527
    @inh527 Рік тому

    Lunette?? Brought back some memories with that one!

  • @williamwood3694
    @williamwood3694 Рік тому +1

    So glad that the UA-cam algorithm brought me to your channel.

  • @jamesiliffe5124
    @jamesiliffe5124 10 місяців тому +1

    I love how animated you get about the booba 😂

  • @Lucky_Logan
    @Lucky_Logan Рік тому +60

    Poor SuSu, she’s so gorgeous, attention grabbing, and her comedy is fucking on point. I love this chick. If her personality is the same off camera, then she’s definitely that rare gift from the gods

  • @FLStyle
    @FLStyle Рік тому +2

    Four fucking years about hearing about this game I will never play, here's to never dying Raid Shadow Legends UA-cam sponsorships

  • @fransuke12
    @fransuke12 Рік тому +1

    That "Knifu"

  • @mxmajewski
    @mxmajewski Рік тому

    Years ago George Carlin had a joke about 7 words You can’t say on TV, in a way this vid gives me the same vibes.

  • @malone4735
    @malone4735 Рік тому +41

    It’s a Great Day When Susu Uploads ❤ 🔪

  • @technodelights9632
    @technodelights9632 Рік тому

    the light got me. subbed.

  • @Bluemilk92
    @Bluemilk92 Рік тому

    13:07 Greatest fear? Carnies... smell like cabbage.

  • @jackb7494
    @jackb7494 Рік тому +3

    I'm very curious about why Susu's shirt was being censored during the boob rant clip.

  • @christopherfisher128
    @christopherfisher128 Рік тому

    Ha! I remember the golden age of the net. Naptime and other mock ads were the best we're likely to see...

  • @TheMetalGBG
    @TheMetalGBG Рік тому +1

    What Lovecraft book is it on your desk? Im curious cuz I kinda like HP Lovecraft

  • @FrnzFrdnnd
    @FrnzFrdnnd Рік тому +4

    That thumbnail lol

  • @cylewhipple7442
    @cylewhipple7442 Рік тому

    missed the stream with the awesome sword earrings darn it, really awesome looked great.

  • @EmpoleonFighter
    @EmpoleonFighter Рік тому +25

    Great video Susu. Your content is always fun and entertaining.

  • @Bladeofjapan
    @Bladeofjapan 11 місяців тому

    9:15, the second the beat dropped. i loved the song🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VanGohman
    @VanGohman 10 місяців тому

    You make great content. Your thumbnails alone are more substantial than other tuber's whole videos. Everything else is just gravy. Above and beyond the call of duty. :)

  • @thatjeff7550
    @thatjeff7550 Рік тому

    I'm frankly surprised you dressed as the MC from The Big Comfy Couch. I only recognized the character because she was a favorite of my kids when they were young.

  • @flamedphoenix84
    @flamedphoenix84 Рік тому

    Agree, you are so right.

  • @tylermock9949
    @tylermock9949 Рік тому

    I will never forget the song of our people.... 🤣 I have both original and the extra good version they made on my Playlist. These are anthems.

  • @bobmorneau6738
    @bobmorneau6738 Рік тому +1

    Susu, you inspire me with your trust in those buttons!

  • @aceleurant4047
    @aceleurant4047 Рік тому

    Nah when she pulled out the scientific study I lost it 😂😂

  • @theorangetvery90days6
    @theorangetvery90days6 Рік тому

    I laugh a lot but this video had me laughing the hardest in a while

  • @sethshelton6849
    @sethshelton6849 Рік тому +1

    frogs had me dead. way too cute.

  • @loganphillips5142
    @loganphillips5142 Рік тому +1

    "I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'M NOT GONNA DO IT" **click**

  • @karenlilley1770
    @karenlilley1770 Рік тому

    That tv show is from here in Australia 😂the dude has no filter

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access Рік тому +1

    man youtube is ridiculously strict with some stuff. They should treat every creator the way they treat penguinz0

  • @akun50
    @akun50 Рік тому

    @31:25 - I swear to heavens, Zero sounds so much like youtuber Matt McMuscles right here.

  • @adamwick8283
    @adamwick8283 Рік тому

    "No more slangin dope for me"
    I'm fckin 💀🤣

  • @GugilusVugilusMagnus
    @GugilusVugilusMagnus Рік тому

    This whole playlist summed up by Susu saying:”dId I SaY tHaT?! 🤪 silly billy

  • @kenwileman6373
    @kenwileman6373 10 місяців тому

    Hey it's bl--w j--b Mickey and Minnie 😅😂

  • @robbin4380
    @robbin4380 Рік тому

    Its midnight and she had me howling at the first clip...😂😂😂😂😂😂....let's not be rude boys.. I like that logic😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RodgerRamjet
    @RodgerRamjet 3 місяці тому

    how to " out-youtube" UA-cam........... in one easy lesson..
    Mission:Accomplished...