She Brings A LOT To The Table

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • Susu applies the teachings she learned from MXR to explore the depths of reddit.
    If you're looking for the thumbnail lady check the pinned comment!
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  • @MadzIsStoked
    @MadzIsStoked Рік тому +1281

    Oh hey lol, I’m the girl in the thumbnail. 👋 those aren’t real btw, I’m an expansion fetish model. Just want to make that clear before anyone gets upset 🥲

    • @susu_jpg
      @susu_jpg  Рік тому +465

      You're the best! I put credit in a pinned comment after I found you on reddit but I'll just pin your comment instead. Thanks for providing great content and excellent thumbnail material.

    • @p3d0ph1l3gaming
      @p3d0ph1l3gaming Рік тому +58

      Thats quite disappointing, very good modelling tho

    • @elnacho3174
      @elnacho3174 Рік тому +21

      They're and they're not 😂. Thanks for sharing and modeling 🤗

    • @JoeXOTic
      @JoeXOTic Рік тому +22

      expansions and invasions. gotta love Russia

    • @conquistador-7526
      @conquistador-7526 Рік тому

      Madz. That's called false advertisment mam, please tell me at least that beautiful booty is real?

  • @ChawkyVirus
    @ChawkyVirus Рік тому +289

    19:15 Miss Lena Paul is a great academic with fantastic personalities

  • @susu_jpg
    @susu_jpg  Рік тому +164

    🏆Special Reward to those who venture into my comments section:
    Thumbnail lady is Madzisstacked.
    Make sure you leave a like on my video and a comment for the algorithm gods.

    • @xforu2nvx
      @xforu2nvx Рік тому +1

      Thanks for the sauce!! Love your glasses!!❤

    • @StfuFFS
      @StfuFFS Рік тому +8

      19:00 That's Lena Paul, by the way... not that i knew that immediately... I'm gonna go shave my palms.

    • @MadzIsStoked
      @MadzIsStoked Рік тому +9

      Thanks for the s/o queen 🤙

    • @Krieghardt
      @Krieghardt Рік тому

      ​@@StfuFFS I'm glad you said her name before I did...not that I know who Lena Paul is either...nope.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Рік тому

      Here is my contribution to the algorithm, O Mighty Susu 👍😎👍

  • @Hexnilium
    @Hexnilium Рік тому +108

    I'm convinced that Susu can pull off almost any look.
    It's really quite impressive.

  • @nitrokid
    @nitrokid Рік тому +29

    She brought breakfast, lunch and dinner to the table all at once.

  • @MitchBurns
    @MitchBurns Рік тому +8

    16:33 Jeannie found out about this pretty recently. It’s was surprising for her because she doesn’t have an inner monologue.

  • @austinm5630
    @austinm5630 Рік тому +97

    1:30 Susu quietly thanking her lucky stars that this isn't an eye tracker challenge.

    • @BigAndTallBoy
      @BigAndTallBoy Рік тому +6

      Name? For a friend of course.

    • @MrPupps903
      @MrPupps903 8 місяців тому

      @@BigAndTallBoy MadzIsStacked

  • @oz78
    @oz78 Рік тому +27

    16:31 Is Susu not aware some people *coughs* Jeannie *coughs* don't have an inner monologue?

    • @johnbell1810
      @johnbell1810 Рік тому +5

      Jeannie actually does have an inner voice, but the pitch is too high to be audible

  • @Hafris33
    @Hafris33 Рік тому +12

    I bet Susu can put it on the table too.

  • @oskarrecon8151
    @oskarrecon8151 Рік тому +24

    she said engagement- fans be like - 🤵👰‍♀🤵‍♂🤵‍♀👰‍♂🤵👰‍♀👰‍♂🤵🤵‍♂🤵‍♀👰‍♂🤵‍♂🤵‍♀

    • @susu_jpg
      @susu_jpg  Рік тому +9

      LMAO

    • @oskarrecon8151
      @oskarrecon8151 Рік тому +2

      @@susu_jpg 🤩😘😶‍🌫

    • @VacadoRay
      @VacadoRay Рік тому

      Its obviously about me.... She want me fr

    • @Calipsofire
      @Calipsofire Рік тому

      Damn you said it before I could 😂😂😂

  • @RicochetForce
    @RicochetForce Рік тому +2

    "How could you do this to me?" "Why would you do this?"
    The real question is why the fuck would violate this man's trust in you so severely you cheated on him with another man, bore that man's child, and then continued deceiving him for years into thinking she is his.
    That is some vile, low shit and she thought she deserved good things in life after behaving in such an awful way is amazing.

  • @joshuaflores6511
    @joshuaflores6511 Рік тому +54

    The girl in the Mercedes is Lena Paul not Lauren Phillips as some here are saying. Though Lauren is a magnificent specimen as well

    • @TheNate9797
      @TheNate9797 Рік тому +5

      Thanks, I was thinking it was Angel Youngs

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Рік тому +6

      The lack of culture is just sickening. 😤
      Thank you for setting them straight. Or otherwise, if they're women 👍

    • @taob3850
      @taob3850 10 місяців тому +1

      Lena Paul was the first girl I was like, oh....

    • @Deadpan-pi9hl
      @Deadpan-pi9hl 5 місяців тому

      I would give all of you a lecture on how you need to put the phone down but it's hard to type one handed

    • @MediumDSpeaks
      @MediumDSpeaks 2 місяці тому

      I loved Lena Paul for years, and when I met my now wife I was just head over heels and insanely attracted to her. Took me like 3 months of dating to realize she looked so much like Lena, now I don't feel guilty when I watch her videos, but also I get kind of jealous when I watch her videos 😅

  • @jonathanhenderson9422
    @jonathanhenderson9422 Рік тому +3

    18:33 Lena Paul. One of the legit intelligent people in the industry (her Holly Randall interview was great). I think she's directing now. Hasn't been an active performer for a while.

  • @AkiraRyoji
    @AkiraRyoji 11 місяців тому +6

    You know what? Thanks Susu. I'm going through a somewhat rocky area in life right now and your brand of humor and personality is just what I need to make me cackle once more. Also you have a wonderful collection of knives.

  • @sajohnson09
    @sajohnson09 Рік тому +1

    That clip of Lena paul in the Mercedes is still funny... A lot of those girls actually have degrees, that shit blew my mind when I found out.

  • @TheThird1977
    @TheThird1977 Рік тому +27

    She went from saying "Dubai" to saying "goodbye" pretty damn quick.

    • @kingofthejungle5338
      @kingofthejungle5338 Рік тому +4

      it pissed me off how she kept asking "why would you do this" like HE was the one the cheated

  • @ArabianShark
    @ArabianShark Рік тому +2

    19:05 Susu pretending not to recognise Lena Paul... and almost having me convinced!

  • @tapiacortes2686
    @tapiacortes2686 Рік тому +24

    Video was hilarious. I love seeing you with Henry and Jeannie

  • @seanbarker4610
    @seanbarker4610 Рік тому +1

    Neil Armstrong also said, "best of luck Mr Lewinsky". He told the story years later, when growing up he heard his Polish neighbours Mr and Mrs Lewinsky arguing. Mrs Lewinsky said to her husband "I will let you sleep with me when that boy next door lands on the moon!"

    • @whyme4512
      @whyme4512 7 місяців тому

      poor Mr. Lewinsky never got to sleep with Mrs. Lewinsky.
      Edit: i read neil degrasse tyson, somehow.

  • @tetsuofjustice
    @tetsuofjustice Рік тому +6

    Love that Susu wants to support Lena Paul's academic endeavors

  • @zoxin9293
    @zoxin9293 Рік тому +11

    Henry and Jeannie have their own reactions, but your were great too! Would like to see more videos like this one

  • @davidl5452
    @davidl5452 Рік тому +3

    On the DNA test one, nobody with a kitchen that small expects to go to Dubi for two weeks.

  • @nightphox3031
    @nightphox3031 Рік тому +2

    The adult entertainer’s name is Lena Paul…..you’re welcome.

  • @emeraldragon1984
    @emeraldragon1984 Рік тому +5

    I kinda hate myself for how much the glasses are working for me.
    ...looking great, Susu :3

  • @timwilson6883
    @timwilson6883 Рік тому +1

    I cant believe Susu doesn't know the nice lady in the car (19:15) :O. It's Lena Paul for anyone wondering

  • @shaysew3879
    @shaysew3879 Рік тому +6

    So glad i found your channel last week. 😃💯 loving your unique commentary.

  • @HughesITS
    @HughesITS Рік тому +1

    Yes, the lady in the Mercedes-Benz is Lena Paul. Winner of AVN Awards.

  • @jedc6507
    @jedc6507 Рік тому +4

    5:02 It's cute that you think it matters if he's the father or not

  • @Emberato1956
    @Emberato1956 Рік тому +2

    BTW... She is Lena Paul.... You should have NO trouble finding her stuff.

  • @nightbane727
    @nightbane727 Рік тому +3

    bruh martha went to federal prison and did more time than snoop ever did lol

  • @neovenom7187
    @neovenom7187 Рік тому +1

    "why would you do this" the first few seconds already hinted towards us that she has been abusing her boyfriend for some time.
    When women lack respect for their man, they start digging. HE found what he was digging for.

  • @ryanradowicz4982
    @ryanradowicz4982 Рік тому +8

    Always a mood booster seeing SuSu ❤

  • @TheEmmetdocbrown
    @TheEmmetdocbrown Рік тому +2

    Oh Wow. On Minute 8:00 you can see Anke Engelke (Dark haired Woman). She is very famous here in Germany and she is also extremely funny. She wrote these jokes and directed them by herself. They are awesome.

    • @flattire4243
      @flattire4243 Рік тому +1

      What's the video called?😂😂

    • @TheEmmetdocbrown
      @TheEmmetdocbrown Рік тому +2

      @@flattire4243 The TV-series was called "Ladykracher" and this joke was a part of it. You can translate "Ladykracher" like "lady cracker" but with the meaning of "cracker" more in terms of hit or stunner

  • @JoeXOTic
    @JoeXOTic Рік тому +14

    a woman of culture!

  • @verigone2677
    @verigone2677 Рік тому +1

    The tiger thing isn't because the tiger is afraid, it is to avoid having to deal with kill stealing from OTHER predators...the only thing a Tiger Fears is a Bigger Tiger

  • @JoeXOTic
    @JoeXOTic Рік тому +2

    5:02 "from Dubai to bre bye" -iconic

  • @HaruShindo
    @HaruShindo Рік тому +1

    It's true about the purse thing tho. I had a old lady tell me she uses her cane for protection and all I was doing was holding the door. I'm over there saying, "Bitch, I've been hit by a linebacker, the fuck that lil cane gonna do to me. Hold that door yoself." Racism sure is great.

  • @Sunrider35
    @Sunrider35 Рік тому +8

    Thank you for the video Susu. I needed a good laugh today.

  • @DavidStruveDesigns
    @DavidStruveDesigns Рік тому +1

    It's surprisingly common for people to _not_ have an "inner voice" in their head for their thoughts. And some people even have a completely different voice to their actual one narrating their thoughts - I'm one of those, I have a "voice" though it's actually deeper than my natural real voice and so doesn't actually sound like me very much.

  • @shadowking9739
    @shadowking9739 Рік тому +2

    11:36-It's the POCKET PAPPY, the miniaturized father. He can take you fishing, teach you important life lessons and fit into most carry-on luggage for your busy, on-the-go lifestyle. Pocket Pappy: little body, big heart. Alcohol, cheeseburgers, strippers and booster seat sold separately. If you loved Pocket Pappy, you're going to enjoy Mini Mama!

  • @xiRePeNTx
    @xiRePeNTx Рік тому +4

    Lol susu commentary makes it 10 times more hilarious 😂

  • @Jenkkimie
    @Jenkkimie Рік тому +2

    About the 4:50 clip, he might still have to pay if he was succesfully deceived long enough for the state to consider the person as a legal parent.

  • @justdrewtheultramagaspoonc5043

    If a dude signs a birth certificate in the US he's claiming responsibility for at least eighteen years even if the kid isn't biologically his.

  • @kevgerst6536
    @kevgerst6536 Рік тому +3

    Came for the ratio stayed for the memes:)

  • @Noperare
    @Noperare Рік тому +1

    1:52 dude has a bright orange hair, pretty sure that is a direct refence to James Holmes, the guy responsible for Batman movie theater shooting from 2012.

  • @crappleindusuries
    @crappleindusuries Рік тому +3

    Seeing MadzIsStacked in the thumbnail made me happy.

  • @ryanjallen23
    @ryanjallen23 Рік тому +1

    This is my favorite video of yours. We both know it's the MXR format, and I'm a big MXR fan, but your personality overlaid on the format makes it unique. Make more like this. Oh blah blah blah, I'm feeding the algorithm because you're wonderful.

  • @dispnin
    @dispnin Рік тому +3

    10:33 "Worst thing I have to deal with on a first date is him trying to kill me"
    Well stop swiping right on guys with "Serial Killer" in their dating profile

  • @kylenguyen7371
    @kylenguyen7371 Рік тому +2

    16:37 Yo, it's Jeannie and her lack of inner monologue! 😂

    • @zxs200sx
      @zxs200sx Рік тому

      I was just gonna post this. Susu needs to bring it up on their next video. 😂

  • @Aesc_the_voyager
    @Aesc_the_voyager Рік тому +34

    Already know people are gonna be searching for the thumbnail girls name
    Edit: I’m the top comment one of my goals in life has been reached
    Edit: and I’ve been de throned

    • @goldjustice
      @goldjustice Рік тому +7

      Yep, All of us waiting for it 😅

    • @theawesomenaut5129
      @theawesomenaut5129 Рік тому +7

      Darn it top comment beat me to it

    • @bannankev
      @bannankev Рік тому +6

      I mean take a look at the pinned comment 🤣 our Queen dropped the info when the video dropped. 💜

    • @HM3Fiend
      @HM3Fiend Рік тому +2

      Madzisstacked there ya go

  • @Zadamanim
    @Zadamanim Рік тому +2

    1:37 Not a stereotype he looks like James Holmes, the guy who shot up a theatre showing the Dark Knight Rises. Still a very suspicious shooting since a lot of media channels said he dyed his hair to look like the Joker, an odd mistake to make since the Joker has green hair but James hair was bright orange, and the Joker wasn't in the movie. There was also security camera footage of outside the theatres showing riot shields and other police equipment at the ready before it all took place. Photos of the theatre posted to news websites had the equipment photoshopped out in an update to the articles like a day after they were originally posted. When James showed up to court, he seemed sedated and confused, as if he had no idea where he was. This was major news for like two weeks but once people started questioning the government's involvement there was a complete media blackout on the topic and even now it's hard to find any coverage of what actually happened to James after that.

  • @carlbrown9082
    @carlbrown9082 Рік тому +3

    I laughed a bit too much at some of those videos. Ricky Berwick is a savage.

  • @jonscurti4632
    @jonscurti4632 Рік тому +1

    "Hey what do you do for a living", I work my ass off for $18.50 an hour, and then I hand built this Bugatti Veyron from scrap metal.

  • @RoySchl
    @RoySchl Рік тому +5

    look mom, I am engaging

  • @EmpoleonFighter
    @EmpoleonFighter Рік тому +1

    Holy shit. I remember the Mercedes-Benz commercial. The woman in the commercial is Lena Paul.
    Great video Susu. Your content is always fun and entertaining.

  • @markedmondson7767
    @markedmondson7767 Рік тому +11

    Wasn't that girl with glasses Mia Khalifa? I think it was.😊😊

    • @mnstv8489
      @mnstv8489 Рік тому +1

      Yes it was or a spot on look alike...too funny. You need to support her too susu😂😂

    • @levilam522
      @levilam522 7 місяців тому +2

      Has anyone ever actualy looked at Mia's face?

    • @MrLightlike78
      @MrLightlike78 2 місяці тому

      @@levilam522 there are dozens of us that have!

  • @Skulljeep00
    @Skulljeep00 Рік тому +1

    I think that was Lena Paul. 😂 For the adult film actress.

  • @Farmer_El
    @Farmer_El Рік тому +3

    So I have glasses very similar to those. I look awful in mine, but they look great on you. Yet another reason for me to jealous. Thanks, Susu!

  • @alstonjacobs4934
    @alstonjacobs4934 7 місяців тому

    1:25 "Don't stare directly at them." There is only so much screen space with you both there, where the hell am I supposed to look.

  • @SpaceboyUniverse
    @SpaceboyUniverse Рік тому +3

    Always a treat to watch you! 😊

  • @CrispyGreyMatter
    @CrispyGreyMatter Рік тому

    It's the shadows. They are what tells us the peas are upside-down.

  • @Deno8818
    @Deno8818 Рік тому +3

    You’re such a treasure 🖤🙏🖤 love your voice 🖤

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Рік тому

      Her voice to arm ratio sure is nice 👍

  • @donovanfaust3227
    @donovanfaust3227 Рік тому +1

    That woman in the Mercedes-Benz C-300 19:15 was Lena Paul.

  • @thatmeme1360
    @thatmeme1360 3 місяці тому

    Sad part about this is that guy will still be forced to pay child support for that kid even though it was a product of betrayal and another man's child.

  • @D3vilTuber91
    @D3vilTuber91 Рік тому +1

    Lol goddamn I've been missing out. Sent thanks to Lord and Lady Immersion ahaha susu is so fun to watch 😂

  • @RThr33Robbie
    @RThr33Robbie Рік тому +3

    I don't know if I've ever seen you with glasses Susu, but they really suit you! They go quite nicely with your hair as well! 😊💕

  • @soybeanis3035
    @soybeanis3035 Рік тому +1

    6:33 bruh that hee hee from Susu_jpg was actually emaculate

  • @justinfrey6371
    @justinfrey6371 Рік тому +3

    engage THIS \ / !!

  • @SuperDriver379
    @SuperDriver379 Рік тому +1

    I don’t have friends but if I did, I’d want them to be like susu.

  • @Blogthepale
    @Blogthepale Рік тому +3

    Did I make the first comment?

  • @Brickman274
    @Brickman274 Рік тому +1

    19:15 Lena Paul, good luck with that studying

  • @ronniegarza3298
    @ronniegarza3298 Рік тому +1

    Stop being so beautiful susu! My heart cant take it ❤

  • @JoeXOTic
    @JoeXOTic Рік тому +2

    11:20 🥶
    American school scooter

  • @jeffreypeters5578
    @jeffreypeters5578 Рік тому +1

    Lena paul will have you spilling more seed than Micheal J. Fox @ a bird feeder!

  • @KASHKUR_7.62
    @KASHKUR_7.62 Рік тому +1

    18:41 Her Name is Lena Paul

  • @CaptainSeato
    @CaptainSeato Рік тому +1

    Joke's on Madz; we are always focused on pretty Susu's face. :v

  • @kuribohvorachit6824
    @kuribohvorachit6824 Рік тому +1

    The adult e tertainers name is Lena Paul

  • @arthurdotson9579
    @arthurdotson9579 Рік тому +1

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! Just found your channel, and I couldn't stop laughing. Thank ya for this.

  • @DennisRyu
    @DennisRyu Рік тому

    You are right, peas upside down is because of the lighting, or to be more specific the shadows. Our brains are very good at deciding what is up and what is down by detecting shadows and highlights. It is even more prominent because the rest of the plate hardly has any shadows.

  • @edmunds937
    @edmunds937 Рік тому +1

    19:15 her name is lena paul

  • @johnhawkins2648
    @johnhawkins2648 Рік тому

    "That's rough buddy" 😂 I'm dead

  • @chromebull884
    @chromebull884 Рік тому +1

    I love this look Susu! So beautiful and wholesome!

  • @j.michaelklein6901
    @j.michaelklein6901 Рік тому +1

    “engagement is key…” there- i gotchu

  • @Adam-po1ds
    @Adam-po1ds Рік тому

    That buddy in the passenger seat in the rally car definitely died. Instant death for sure

  • @garybotha6744
    @garybotha6744 Рік тому

    oh noes... Henry has corrupted another innocent ;-)

  • @MIICAH2
    @MIICAH2 Рік тому +2

    I swear Ms.Librarian Su I was on my way to return the book 👉🏾👈🏾😔 but I had to help a frog cross the road.

  • @carlitothatonemotorcyclegu111

    I’m so proud. I knew I wouldn’t be the only one to recognize Lena Paul. 😂😂

  • @YouShortz22
    @YouShortz22 Рік тому +1

    The girl in the glasses is Mia Kalifa.

  • @spartanivgaming8025
    @spartanivgaming8025 Рік тому +1

    Susu is bae, susu is life. I love this channel.

  • @danilopapais1464
    @danilopapais1464 Рік тому +1

    Susu, didn't you know (or forget) that Jeannie has no inner monologue?

  • @Cif_Amotan_II
    @Cif_Amotan_II Рік тому

    That towel...i spit out my coffee

  • @jackcampbellmaniacjack2064
    @jackcampbellmaniacjack2064 Рік тому +1

    Her name is Lena Paul

  • @27tq
    @27tq Рік тому +1

    The Mercedes girl is Lena Paul

  • @gammaknight2215
    @gammaknight2215 Рік тому +1

    The Nazi towel was the best😂😂

  • @MrGerhardGrobler
    @MrGerhardGrobler Рік тому +1

    Great video. Susu, you are looking great.
    love the format.
    really enjoyed your commentary.
    Looking forward to your next video.
    And yes, totally think you are super awesome.

  • @tracexl
    @tracexl 2 місяці тому

    11:35 - "Yo, he's got a Pocket Dad(tm)!" 😂💀

  • @MikeWood
    @MikeWood Рік тому +1

    Appeasing the algorithm gods by commenting that the glasses suit a woman of culture such as yourself. :)

  • @Sarahbuildsstepsequencers
    @Sarahbuildsstepsequencers Рік тому

    The movie theater making friends just in case is a reference to James Holmes, the Aurora Theater mass shooter from 2012. He dyed his hair bright red/ orange. Perhaps to resemble the Joker. He shot 70 people, killing 12.

  • @taipoxin
    @taipoxin Рік тому

    OKAY table girl got me. That's like an optical illusion because after first I literally thought her right arm was just leaned out on the table and she had her hand around her neck lol.

  • @harambe1356
    @harambe1356 Рік тому +1

    She doesn't bring anything to the table, she is the table