Yeah one time I was in a bike crash, got thrown over the handle bars landed head first on the street, two things kept me from being seriously injured one was my helmet, and the other was the fact nothing was strapping me down, to the point of the crash so the momentum actually put me into a much safer situation than I wouldve been if I was secured in place.
@@maulikgadhavi8356 not comparable you have a shit ton of metal and polymer providing some protection. In this case a better comparison would be a motorcycle.
I did the same thing as a kid with a regular bike. When I walk with my friends and they didn't have their bikes I would just lean on my to counter balance the weight and have one foot a pedal and just kick with the opposite leg
You would not be going fast enough to make the mud fling off of your wheels while using your feet to power the bike. You can easily stop and walk through the mud. And since something like this would require you to wear some really crappy shoes nobody would be too worried about walk through mud.
as someone with scoliosis i think it would be pretty comfortable except for when i launch downhill at Mach 5 and go into traffic like a frog in a blender
@@jauxroas someone without scoliosis this looks terrible for your back lmao but I guess we'll never know (unless one of us buys this dumb ass thing lol)
I can actually see the vision. Because of being strapped in you don't potentially have to support yourself like at all, like you were just laying down.
I now know why some folks have a hunch back. It's because they been riding this bike for far too long in that riding position. It's not an ergonomical position. What did they know back then? just a bit. All the technological advancements are happening now. i guarantee this is not anyway better than a conventional bike. I haven't tested it, but by the looks of it. i don't see myself enjoying bike rides on it.
I mean your front brake is like 70-80 percent of your braking ability, so a rear wouldn’t be 100 percent necessary. That being said, look closer. There is a brake rotor on the front and rear wheel lol
This is how it feels riding those e-scooters. They go up to 30mph and the brakes are laughably bad. It takes like 20ft to stop and that's if you're also putting your foot down on the back brake. Those things are death machines.
I had a laugh on this one. I get visuals and I'm laughing again! That would hurt! I shouldn't be laughing. But it's probably true, double check that strap.
I would 100% rug burn all the skin off my legs because you have to run your legs past the tire with each step. For every 10,000 steps I’m sure to fuck up a hundred times and have no leg skin left by the end.
To be fair people are allowed to look at trying new designs even if old ones work fine. Sometimes that's part of innocation. Asking yourself "okay sure but ... what if we did this isntead?". and who knows. Maybe this design can still be used for something. I wouldn't ride one, but maybe with some modifications it could have some purpose? At the very least it's kind of interesting to see a genuine attempt at a new kind of bike.
@@metazoxan2 thing is this isnt a new concept and isnt innovative, it was done before in the 1800s (before pedal bikes btw), it is by its very definition regressive
I had a bike before that was hardly worth walking home after busting up the rim so bad it was resisting me the whole way back home and I locked it up on the side of my porch and seen somebody had stolen it the next day. Somebody must’ve had a truck and seen it busted the lock and threw it in the back
@@Randomkloud if you not overweighted or intoxicated. on this bike you are actually attached to it, you must have couple extra seconds to clip you out. this bike is designed by masochist
@@WorldPeacePlease123 Listen. You're messing with the wrong guy. I am currently 63 years old, and I have ridden bicycles for 53 to 54 of those years. Yes, that is more than a half century. I also pride myself in being logical with critical thinking skills. I needed a lot of that in order to earn my two doctoral degrees, so I advise you to dedicate your time on more productive activities instead of being an online troll. Ride your bike however you want and move on. Have a nice day.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 I do apologize to you if I came across like I were trying to scold you. I should have realized that I was interacting with a much younger person. Let's forget all this and move on with life. Live and learn as they say.
We do have flying cars they are called helicopters 😂 Almost of the issues of traffic can easily be solved by better funding in public transport and having it be made more affordable than cards and for car users by tunnels and building roads on top of other roads. :)
Finally-a bike that doesn’t require a lock when you park it.
the only things worth stealing are its parts lmao. You will come and notice only the chassis and handlebars remains
Cuz no one wants it💀
I'll be laughing at that humor for a while 😅
Pfft. You have way too much faith in people. Some people will steal worthless things just because it's something that they don't have.
Shhhhiiiiiii don't park that sheit in the ghetto!!!!
Weak points:
1. Uphill
2. Downhill
3. people
0. Insurance cost!
it has breaks for downhill, but I see your point with uphill
@@Sbie753 nah just loosten one of your belts and walk up the hill. Biking up hill is harder than walking as it is.
With a normal bike you can just get off but with this bike you would need to unclip yoursepf which is inconvinient.@@Lwbxci
How do I bail from a bike crash?
This bike: You don't. You commit to it
There the comment I was looking for. Stupid idea. will stick to my normal design, but electric (still have to pedal) bike thank you.
Yeah one time I was in a bike crash, got thrown over the handle bars landed head first on the street, two things kept me from being seriously injured one was my helmet, and the other was the fact nothing was strapping me down, to the point of the crash so the momentum actually put me into a much safer situation than I wouldve been if I was secured in place.
How do one bail out from Car crash ?
@@maulikgadhavi8356 not comparable you have a shit ton of metal and polymer providing some protection. In this case a better comparison would be a motorcycle.
It's a death trap.
imagine a dog chasing you with that bike
XD
Lmao
With your ass cheeks properly angled and easily accessible like that😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAH
😂😂
Calling this comfortable is crime.
Having your balls squished is very ergonomic
I cannot see myself doing this
It's crushing your scrotch
Their add campaign will be pure scrotch talk
Lol
He found a solution for the problem, which is not yet discovered.
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He never let them know his move. He is Always one step ahead.
😂
Just hope no one forgets about it like with the steam engine
Uphill biking
"Flying cars? Nah, we got walking bikes."
😂😂😂😂😂😅
Best reply yet. Rollin 😅
I did the same thing as a kid with a regular bike. When I walk with my friends and they didn't have their bikes I would just lean on my to counter balance the weight and have one foot a pedal and just kick with the opposite leg
Gotta give it to you win the comment section for today LMAO blue ribbon 🎀
Progress?
Yeah we went from pedaling and back to walking
Why does this of all videos have the funniest comment section on UA-cam? Christ, I keep scrolling but can still find absolute gems.
If the strap fails, you will literally get run over by your own vehicle
Right in between the butt cheeks too
ouch.. wedgie
Rip future generation
Reminds me of cars from the Flintstones cartoon
🤣
Imagine you go through a mud puddle and the tires just shoot it straight up into your face
😂😂😂😂
Normal bikes don't have mud flaps and your near the same height head-wise in a normal bike. Both would be puddle traps.
You would not be going fast enough to make the mud fling off of your wheels while using your feet to power the bike. You can easily stop and walk through the mud. And since something like this would require you to wear some really crappy shoes nobody would be too worried about walk through mud.
Imagine riding this naked
@@docwiz
The downtube catches the worst of the spray from the front wheel.
Proof that not all German engineering is great
Proof that no German engineering is great lol.
@@ChakaForReal
•aspirin
•mp40
•F*C*ING DISEAL ENGINES
@@ChakaForRealxd you must be jokin
@@jamesxhawthorne of course! Other than your cars.
Jokes lol🫶🏻
"more ergonomic and comfortable" 💀💀💀💀
Press x to doubt
for a German. pretty hard to sit with a stick up your bum.
@@muffinstan*plugs in controller with the turbo button*
It’s got my boys junk in a choke hold lol😂😮
@@joshpetit44 it learned from your mom.
If you can’t reinvent the wheel, reinvent the bike
That was deep
Deep like my sister.😮
@@stephenhurd1489 is she available?
@@carlj7466 hey, now, there's a line
Rumor has it that just now, German engineers are also working on the worlds first seatless chair
Perhaps a rungless ladder next.
rumor said the engineer does'nt have any chair in his home.. even in toilet.. imagine how he poop.. 😂😂
It already exist. Has for a long time
😂😂😂 major breakthrough
They were called birthing chairs hundreds of years ago lol
more ergonomic! for who? The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"I'm looking for a way to say i'm a huge asshole and dumb without saying it." I got you fam.
I feel like being straped in like that raises the likelihood of getting hurt in an accident.
We're evolving, just backwards.
Or Devolving
The bike also embarrasses thieves trying to steal it by proxy.
don't worry if a thief does steal it, he will be easy to find.
Ah yes, that famous German designer Freid Flintztone
Aye look ma! It’s a futuristic yabadabbadoo bicycle
Looks like an instrument of torture.
When your sentenced to community services as food delivery
Flintstone ah bike
Sexual torture?
This is what u ride when ur punished with community service... 💀
I don't get the uphill/downhill argument, you can just switch to walking and running. This thing seems revolutionary
I refuse to believe that this more comfortable than a bicycle lmao.
Deez nuts agree 👍🏻
I could see it for those with mobility issues due to obesity if you don't need to go up or down
as someone with scoliosis i think it would be pretty comfortable except for when i launch downhill at Mach 5 and go into traffic like a frog in a blender
@@jauxroas someone without scoliosis this looks terrible for your back lmao but I guess we'll never know (unless one of us buys this dumb ass thing lol)
I can actually see the vision. Because of being strapped in you don't potentially have to support yourself like at all, like you were just laying down.
Every one's gangsta until ur shoelaces get stuck
Times are changing, once a person rode a bicycle, now a bicycle rides a person
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😅😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol bro said more comfort 😂😂 yo you’re sus my guy yoooo!!!
Well, it might look really uncomfortable, but at least it's extremely dangerous...
Brooo 😂😂
well done, top content
2 out of 3 chiropractors who ride bikes do not recommend this bike.
3rd one died
The third was unavailable for comment owing to severe injuries from a biking accident
they do recommend it though, more money for them at their fake clinics.
People's spine after using it for 20 years : ⤵️↘️
The emojis bro💀
@@cradlelist💀💀💀
I give it 20 minutes...
If you fall into a lake with that bike it is game over.
Family Guy could simulate many really bad accidents at 2 mph on that bike.
No pedals and not a shred of dignity in sight!
Bros got the Wild Wacky Action Bike 💀💀💀
definition of “they are cooking but it tastes like shit” 🗿
Mr garrison spawns in the chattt
I'm thinking the up hill part might not be more ergonomic and comfortable than a conventional bike...😂❤
I won't say it's the worst idea a German has ever had...
Underrated 😂
Not doing what they've been accused of was likely the worst.
they just get bored 😒
As a Jew, I can say it’s the worst.
There are no bad ideas, only happy accidents.
Trust the Germans to overdesign a bike to the point it has no pedals
This actually seems like a case of under designing to me
😂yeah taking up space!
If life is not hard enough for you, this is your device.
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So most middle-aged white men
😂😂😂
if you bump into something your shoulder is gone
The bicycle is riding him 💀
Imagine crashing without the option to bail 💀
Common guys in sure there's a fail safe option. A saftey cord that when pulled makes you do a half belly flop half scorpion onto the pavement
@@ericapeterson6101 And get run over by your own bike
@@ericapeterson6101 the mental imagery of the scorpion was brilliant thank you for that
best comment of all 😁
Basically, it’s a vehicle that you walk around. What a waste of energy. 😅😂
‘We'll have flying cars in future’
The future:
😂
😂🤣🤣 So much for progress. We want flying cars, they give us Fred Flintstone's bike.
It’s called an airplane
LOL
It's already done, look it up
That looks painful
When you have money but your idea is shitty
Only a German can complicate a bicycle
😂😂😂
This is de-complicating
@@r_ex_7found the German
@@colbysmith6009😂
@@colbysmith6009lmao
When you buy your bike kit from China and it’s missing pieces but you figure out a way to put it together.
When you try to be funny in the comments but it's not and rather pathetic.
@@jonpon-r6wwhere was the need bro
@@jonpon-r6wi laughed at his joke, so u made an ass of yourself
@@jonpon-r6wChinaman angry.
@@jonpon-r6wYour comment is actually lame, so poor minded of you. Life time tip: "Only talk when you actually have something to say"
Everyone’s knocking it, but I guarantee NO ONE is gonna steal this
It's obvious!
Wow! I got this cool polished turd, want it?
They'll steal the wheels
Ah, the man looking for the positive in any situation! Thanks for the good laugh.
I can imagine the thief trying to run away with this thing and giving up because it doesn’t move
Imagine you just walking down the street and see some random dude cruising on this banana bike
Pretty sure that last sentence was just a new word that was just created. Lol “Havaygoooywon”
The only thing it's missing is the clown costume.
I want the olympic sport of this now.
What’s next? Wingless plane?
Also known as a missile, but sure
A trackless train...aka a bus
A bedless truck... also known as a car.
legless chairs. Tensegrity structure.
That's called a lifting body aircraft and is actually very useful.
It’s incredible that people let people
Make this bullshit but weed is illegal in my country
It's the loaner when the Segway is in the shop 😊
When you can’t ride a bike but have an engineering degree
Lol
С инженерной точки зрения это полная лажа. From an engineering point of view, this is a complete mess.
Yes 😁👍
I now know why some folks have a hunch back. It's because they been riding this bike for far too long in that riding position. It's not an ergonomical position. What did they know back then? just a bit. All the technological advancements are happening now.
i guarantee this is not anyway better than a conventional bike. I haven't tested it, but by the looks of it. i don't see myself enjoying bike rides on it.
I'd rather use my kid's balance bike if I didn't want peddles lol
Him asking his balls: how's it goin'?
Balls: just hanging around
I didn’t even think of that his balls will be the first thing to feel the impact if a accident were to occur
Getting slowly strangled!
There’s a reason why motorcycles don’t have seatbelts
Why
@@Literally___Me Look up the BMW C1
@@Pamani_ because people wore helmets?
@@Literally___Mein case of accident. You can just jump out of your vehicle and not become sitting duck
@@Literally___Me imagine falling off a normal bike, now imagine falling while strapped into this bike
Roller shoes and skateboard in a corner: 💀💀
If Fred Flintstone was a metrosexual millennial
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
You won 😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣💀
Accurate 💀💀💀
People should have to use this as punishment for committing crimes lmao.
Convicted drunk drivers should be made to ride this for a week. Two weeks if they injured someone.
id always commit crimes making sure i get caught just to ride it
Great idea
Imagine going 30 and all you have
is a front brake
And no mudguards.
Exactly! And that's why they added the roll-over-bar 😂😂😂
You forgot the footbrake!
I mean your front brake is like 70-80 percent of your braking ability, so a rear wouldn’t be 100 percent necessary. That being said, look closer. There is a brake rotor on the front and rear wheel lol
This is how it feels riding those e-scooters. They go up to 30mph and the brakes are laughably bad. It takes like 20ft to stop and that's if you're also putting your foot down on the back brake. Those things are death machines.
Reminds of that invention mr garrison made in South Park you know the one 🤣🤣
The design is free of pedals, gears, a seat, dignity, a chain, common sense, and doesn't require a fuel source!
And. Probably costs 5x
The common sense is the fuel source, unfortunately there’s been a drought
And you will get a painful, deformed spine for free 😅
Petals
@@JD-re3cj it's not that I just spelled it wrong... I've been saying it wrong my whole life! Lmao
That’s just a cursed scooter
Soo.. an over engineered toddler balance bike.. got it
😂😂😂😂
i doesnt even provide balance
💀
@@theshuman100neither does a toddler balance bike. It's meant to teach the rider how to balance.
We could discuss ergonomics, but not with that bike in question, lmaoo
Fun fact, when the strap fails, the rear tire shaves your balls.
Off***
😅😅
Kkkkkkkkkkk
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had a laugh on this one. I get visuals and I'm laughing again! That would hurt! I shouldn't be laughing. But it's probably true, double check that strap.
I would 100% rug burn all the skin off my legs because you have to run your legs past the tire with each step. For every 10,000 steps I’m sure to fuck up a hundred times and have no leg skin left by the end.
There is a saying "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
“And if u fix it like this, break it”
they jus experimenting
Idk man bicycle seats are mostly hell for my gooch.
@@GPN007a u called it a gooch lmao
No way is that comfortable with straps around my crotch. I'd be hurting after 1 minute. Needs improving or scrapping.
Definitely not unstable...
Up next, the engine-less car!
Fred Flintstone walks in: "You stole my car!"
Most underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂 yabadabadooooo!🤣🤣🤣🤣
This seems like a solution to a nonexistent problem
😂
To be fair people are allowed to look at trying new designs even if old ones work fine.
Sometimes that's part of innocation. Asking yourself "okay sure but ... what if we did this isntead?".
and who knows. Maybe this design can still be used for something. I wouldn't ride one, but maybe with some modifications it could have some purpose?
At the very least it's kind of interesting to see a genuine attempt at a new kind of bike.
@@metazoxan2 thing is this isnt a new concept and isnt innovative, it was done before in the 1800s (before pedal bikes btw), it is by its very definition regressive
It's pointless why have wheels your legs damn near are the wheels. It's like having a bike on your back 🤷🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️👎🏽. You become the bike
I do same at Walmart 😅. Hate to go up a hill with that.
Imagine Usain Bolt using this
Put an electric motor on it!
going uphill : fighting for your life
going downhill : praying for your life
😂😂😂
Gonna see a depiction of Speedy Gonzales screaming while running down the hill at mach 7
Damn you make my day buddy !
HahahahahH
It still has handbrakes for downhill btw.
@@MrGilghamesh thanks.. Glad I could help 😁
At least it won't get stolen.
The wheel still might
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I had a bike before that was hardly worth walking home after busting up the rim so bad it was resisting me the whole way back home and I locked it up on the side of my porch and seen somebody had stolen it the next day. Somebody must’ve had a truck and seen it busted the lock and threw it in the back
Then there was the community bike that got passed to everybody in town at one point
Finally, a bicycle that rides you
lmao
Lolol😂😂😂
Step bicycle what are you doing 😂😂😂😂
🤔🤔🤔
In Soviet Russia....
The fact that the footage is ten years old and nobody's seen one probably means something
its the public humiliation machine
😂👍
designed to help people aiming you with rotten tomatoes
This looks like something jews would be strapped to in ww2 germany
What the hell😂😂😂 😭
It's like a rolling medieval stockade, except you're suspended by your balls.
The inventor said "I'm tired of sitting on the bike, I'll let the bike sit on me" 😅
Let's see you go uphill
tru dat lol
Let's see *YOU* go uphill by just walking lmao
@@GREG_Khar-NÜ-Metalhead2000yeah but now your pulling a bike up also.
Let’s add to this.
Let’s see you go downhill. Does this bike even have brakes!?
@@MUFCXIthink you're expected to use your balls. Not a great design.
the only bike I can draw from memory
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
°U°
"How could we totally screw up the operation of a perfectly functioning bicycle, completely unnecessary...let's see...🤔"
If the bike falls, it is absolutely taking you down with it
😮 when in at uphill bicycle ride you
And a fall from a normal bike doesn't?
@@Randomkloudno, you can jump out separately. At least, I can
@@Randomkloud if you not overweighted or intoxicated. on this bike you are actually attached to it, you must have couple extra seconds to clip you out. this bike is designed by masochist
you can easily plant your feet with it, so if you fall with it, probably would've happened with a normal one too
In Soviet Russia, Bike rides You
This is a German invention, not Russian.
@@ReneeFrenchgirl Russia owned Germany
This is why Aliens won't talk to us
😂nice❤
👽 ✌️ 😂
🤣😆😂
NOOO MAAAN THEYY DOOO ..
Bhahahaha ❤😅
Truly genius. In case of an accident your neck is trapped in between the frame maximizing the possibility of a quick and painful dead.
The Suicycle.
At least you wouldn't be seen on this alive.
This thread 😂😂😂
@@tjenadonn6158The Perfect name for a perfect product
@@roseedge5626 nevermore
Finally the Flintstones bicycle.
😂😂😂
Fred Flintstone patent copyright breached...
They found my bike! Dinosaur 🦕
Ride it up hill
They already have something like that in Africa, it's called a chukudu.
Everybody gangsta until you go uphill
you literally just have to walk uphill with this, the real issue is downhill, RIP
@@cheapbruh9778 It has brakes.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 No, I have never had any speed wobble. Besides, you'd have to be a simpleton to let your bike gain too much speed anyway.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 Listen. You're messing with the wrong guy. I am currently 63 years old, and I have ridden bicycles for 53 to 54 of those years. Yes, that is more than a half century.
I also pride myself in being logical with critical thinking skills. I needed a lot of that in order to earn my two doctoral degrees, so I advise you to dedicate your time on more productive activities instead of being an online troll. Ride your bike however you want and move on.
Have a nice day.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 I do apologize to you if I came across like I were trying to scold you. I should have realized that I was interacting with a much younger person. Let's forget all this and move on with life. Live and learn as they say.
"travels faster and further" *gear ratios have left the chat*
I'm pretty sure that line is comparing it to a "half-walk, half-run," not a conventional bike.
Is it faster than my bed rolling speed
@@WhatKindOfNameNowwhatever you say 😭
Who needs gears when we have Knees!
Why?
I didnt know bicycles can also evolve backwards.
Apparently so...
Lol
😂
If people can, so can their inventions.
@@StefanVeenstrawell humans don't have wheels so it will be tougher.
- people in 1940s: we have flying car in 2023
- people in 2023: we have pedal-less bicycle 🗿
And also flying cars
@@Itsthebikemanwell we are still working on that
We do have flying cars they are called helicopters 😂
Almost of the issues of traffic can easily be solved by better funding in public transport and having it be made more affordable than cards and for car users by tunnels and building roads on top of other roads. :)
@@elietimmy9181won’t happen. It’s very impractical
😂😂