I Can't Stop Penetrating this Dragon | High Speed Deepest Sword Review
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- Опубліковано 28 сер 2024
- This little platformer is probably the best free game I played on steam. In many more ways than one.
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algorithm /ˈalɡərɪð(ə)m/ - a process or set of rules to be followed in calculations or other problem-solving operations, especially by a computer.
ya know people watched this video because of the thumbnail.
You deserve it. Subbing, keep it up man! Even if it's just a hobby.
Algorithm bless you
so you knew exactly what you did huh?
Happy RNGesus!
Knight: “Take this, foul beast!”
Dragon: “oh yes, deeper!”
Knight: “Uh….can I slay a different dragon, please?”
😏😏😏
🤨📷 = 😏😏😏😏😏
King: nevermind that was the weird one here's a map for a different dragon
The knight aitn no simp
No that one took the knights cat he must slay it
You forgot to inform the audience that this amazing game was a game jam game. They literally made this in a weekend. (which is absolutely insane)
I finally know where I recognized this game from thank you
this game "made your whole week"
With the enough modules and libraries gathered Over the time for you and the experience making games you got, that is completely possible
@@heavy1308 hello heavy
Yes. I could tell this was made in a week.
"is it even in"
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
*_Wasted_*
Girls: “why can’t I get a long-term relationship with a guy who treats me like I have feelings?”
Also girls:
As long as he is screaming, I'm happy with that.
I love it when they SCREAM.
Im the 1000th liker 😎
@@qwertywerty742 Ayo wait I got 1k likes-?
this game has 4 of my favourite things:
1. medieval style
2. mechanics, that make you think
3. its simple but also fun
4. having sex with dragons
So true
I also enjoy having sex with dragons
Dragon DEEZ NUTS GOTTEM
I see you're a man of culture
Me too brother
The last one is coll
for those who ask for the game at 1:28, it's alien quest eve
i will play (i wont actually)
A man of culture i see
Don't try it you will get the feeling of being penetrated
Ty bro!!👍
WHAT WHAT THE FU-
very epic and funny channel I can sense it's going to get bigger soon
0_0
that's what she said
Too soon i dare say
@@fastmrpug637 damn... you took my reply haha
@@fastmrpug637 Your nick and profile pic is perfect for this moment
"by putting eye lashes on dragons" oh wow, you caught me red handed....
white handed
@@samikosa hehe
@@evanlandis990 oh god i misclicked. *grabs my cat and runs away crying*
@@nameputhpong9041 the fuk
Have you ever tried grabbing your cat and run away crying_with_eyes_open?
It's a good habit. I love it when they run away crying_with_eyes_open.
2:21 bruh look at that dragon's face tho
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Kinky
@@purple6705 bro died 15 times
@@purple6705 bro died 15 times
@@purple6705 bro died 15 times
Literally No One:
Senator Armstrong: *Nice Knife.*
10/10 reference
WHAT!?
“Snap into a Slim Jim”
-Senator Dwayne
“Now _this,_ is a knoife”
-Dundee
450th like
This guy has the same humor as Sseth and Max0r and I'm all for it.
Thank you I've been trying to remember what youtuber this guy reminded me of and you named both
6:04 The intelligent strategy here is to have infinite mana and spam invincibility so that the entire game becomes a breeze until you inevitably run into enemies that say "F your shield" and then you cry.
6:04 what game is this
@@Kouda-Kimura Alien quest eve, you can find it on shady parts of the internet.
@@thatguydude_5065 finally I know the name of the one-hand game
@@thatguydude_5065 what do you mean. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT
@@thatguydude_5065
Спасибо большое спустя 2 года смог найти название
Ты лучший...
this game also reminds me of another game that has multiple endings of a dragon that sucks you up its butt that is only one of the endings
What?
What?
Game name is "kill the dragon"
@@Yesimbored. oh THAT game, you don't actually get sucked up its but you give birth to its baby and its way much worse than what been said earlier
the fuck kinda games you play?
How does this guy only have 19 subs?
but so many views
His channel is still new
He just started his channel
How does he have 300 already is the question
WHAT
I hope my right hand is as powerful as knights some day it will take lots of training and material though
whats the training for a powerful right hand for?
@@idkwhatimdoinganymore769 run bys
idk I did it in one night its pretty easy
I worked out to hard with it and hit my balls accidentally
if you worked too hard while training
you have the chance to get a rare skin
*R E D blood* Skin :)
this game objective looks like trying to breed a dragon through stabbing a long sword through its abdomen and to somewhere, to somehow breed it
Nope to save your cat in the cage above the dragon
@@2miligrams I feel like it's trying to breed a dragon, with stupid ideas, or im just a furry
@@mafagafotherandom6821 yeah seriously why do furries have to talk about being a furry so much
Your just trying to save your cat.
It's not a game about pleasure or something sexual.
For example, just cause the monster has tentacles doesn't mean it's going to make love to you.
It could just penetrate you on sight.
PENETRATE VIOLENTLY, I meant it will hurt you and draw blood piercing you.
It'll kill you on sight is what I meant.
“Newton’s first rule of locomotion” “trains going brr, will make you go brr back”
*and then you penetrate a dragon*
Knight: *after looking at the dragon* Prepare to die, vile beast! *stabs the dragon*
Dragon: *Oh, yes! Go deeper and longer!!! :)*
Knight: I think I'm in the wrong dungeon.
I dunno why I made this comment. It was funnier in my head
Your right, it was funnier in your head.
yes.
No I'm in the right dungeon
Teheeeeeeeee!!!!!
It was hilarious in your head though.
0:58 now that is a fire hazard
it also slows down his internet, because of crosstalk
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and far too rough, indeed it was more like a large hunk of iron.
Berserk out of context
Greatsword
"Uhh, Wait A Minute!"
-The Dragon's Last words
Does the she dragon bite?
No, but she can hurt you in other ways
"is it in yet?"
2:58 you knew EXACTLY what you were doing there
Damnit, we told you to SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon.
...close enough
Ok I see u
The dragon is slaid.
Ok i know what your talking about man
I dont care, Hole its hole
A knight in shining armor stabbing the female dragon in the chest sounds like this could've been a potential scene for _Monty Python and the Holy Grail._
You can get through the bottomed route with the 3rd sword
Which bottomed route tell me please.
Hello new tuber, it’s nice to see you managed to reach quite a lot of subscribers in a short amount of time! I can see you having a pretty good future with youtube. Can’t wait to see you grow!
I wish I had such luck, unless
@@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 Just pay attention to what your audience wants and you may get what you wish for ;)
500 subs and this video is really good, you are on your way to greatness my friend. Keep up the good work. 👍🏾
He now has 1.35k subs
Ahegao makes everything better. Either in the funny way, sexy way, or both. Unless it's real girls, or rhather ethots doing it, then it makes everything not just wrong but also horribly wrong. And with the femboy threat rising, I am weary of our future
There is no future anymore
@@danielmendoza5043 we survived cavemen, tribal, prehistoric and medieval times, there's always a future... The only questions are how good, bad, or horrible it will be... And what levels of degeneracy we'll face
Mmm, femboys....
What about dudes
@@foxdemon4586 fuck yoy best me to it
Very great job on making this video.
It was enjoyable and Knowledgeable.
"I dont think that's my heart, Knight."
6 hours of gameplay knowledge turned into 7 mins
Now I know that if a missile is sent to me in Chicago I can play this game as my last
04:27 best three "W's"
??
1:27, damn, best example of a platformer, didn't expect this game mentioned on the whole youtube and not on this video about a simple game
what game is it?
I'm subscribing I have a feeling this guy will pass 100K in a few weeks or so
every dragon's gangsta untill the knight pulls out a comically long sword
1:26 to actually know what this game is, feels like I deserved to stay in lowest membership of hell
what game is it?
1:28 I never expected to see that here
If you don't mind me asking, what's the name of that game?
@@SenorBagel2552 alien quest Eve
Btw it's a hentai game
@@luisgabrieldelmo772 I figured. Thanks
3:50 I'm mother russia you dont swing sword, sword swings you.
This went from a game to a science lesson
The first sword has a good personality ngl
1:48 best part XD
Fr
I like how the little knight flails aimlessly.
As someone from down town chicago, I’m very worried how you would know how long it would take for and intercontinental ballistic missile to reach my home
It’s okay, it would have to pass a LARGE amount of anti-ICBM defense systems before it reached there. Yes, it’s not a lot of time, but radar and anti-missile systems exist for a reasinb
I would be more worried about the ones carried on submarines.
him: that can save ten seconds-
me: can it save my sanity?
him: N O
You can’t tell me you haven’t watched a Sseth video in your life, I can see the influence seeping through the screen
Getting Ssethtzeentach vibes and im all for it- Thank you for the hilarious content!
"That disappoints your parents" *shows osu!*
As an osu! player I can confirm this is true
Osu ain't even a game
@@user-gp7td5uv9c yeah exactly just a concept about clicking circles in a rhythmic pattern
Elite Beat Agents did it first, and that was on the DS.
@@thefastestlink5637 yes I know, the game bangs and all but the comment wasn't about who did it first though
Dragon:ITS LAONG AND SHARP!!
the rock:🤨boom
5 seconds in and the voice and editing already tells me that I’ll love this channel. Subbed.
"Anything's a butt plug if you're brave enough!" ~ Paul Allen.
oh god, imagine a gamemode after you beat the game where you keep going, and get an even longer sword every time you beat the dragon, with the dragon just getting more and more sus each time
hmmmm i shall witness the massive growth of this channel with my own 3 eyes.
3?
@@thekeyboardwarrior1018 the dreaded yoghurt slinging snake is the third
@@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 oh, ok thanks for telling me that :)
Its not about the size of the sword, its what you do with it that counts
Cant wait till this youtuber reaches so many goals in this platform
4:57.. Hmm So I have been doing this wrong
So this is Seeth long lost a bit less unhinged, safe (for now) for the epileptics sufferer brother yt channel.
you know shits fucked when you recognize the dragons head in the thumbnail
I saw that thumbnail and knew this was gonna be good lol
Looking like my female Asriel’s, hentai face.
@@joshshrum2764 what?
@@RhettJack. Okay that probably sounds strange, but like the character from Undertale, but as a female, and in a lot of the rule 63 porn makes the same faces that’s what i mean.
I played this game on itchio when it came out and i remember being so proud of my 15 minutes first try run
Then i looked at the early speedruns (who had already discovered the route presented in the video) and cryed at my incompetence
"you came for me" 😳
2:31 Rance-sama!!
Cannot wait for Rance IX to be translated
fastest penetrator in the west, that sound sooo wrong
AMERICA
4:04 i die from this irl
The dragon's face at 2:21... I see, a cultured man who watched the animation too... 👀
Sauce man SAUCE
I'm ashamed i clicked this video for the thumbnail
2:45 I’d like to see other games giving us that dilemma
Bigger weapon= less movement freedom
I think the Dreamcast Guys Berserk game had a few levels with that…
that dragon looking good tho
This is where the phrase "work smarter, not harder" fits
The title and thumbnail tho💀💀
as a furry I can confirm we are deeply infiltrated in the world circles of power and no one will be able to stop our plan
I’m also a furry but what?
@@klombogaming8715 wanna join the yiff brotherhood?
1:27 im just going to say its a H-game that is action with platform sections and its name is Alien Quest EVE,have a good night,have fun ;D
It seems like the algorithm has blessed you. Good luck 🍀
Buen video como siempre licenciado MAAU 😎
This guy going to grow fast. I can see it. Amma be waiting for your 1k subs
Update: he reached 2k.
He has 2k now
@@zilchpond7764 thx for the update.
@@tujatsu 3.73k now on 3 May 2022
8.36k at the time of posting this comment (Sunday 12:01am AEST)
Son, the world is ending. The guy just sent nuke to our downtown. You have 20 minutes to do things you wont be able to do anymore.
Me :
I’m glad you’re winner at the sub game son
At this point in time, he is at 1.81k including me
2:20 AY YO
i remember playing this game in call with my friends. I made so many jokes just to confuse them
Yea the face the dragon makes when she is "slain" is crazy
“Size comparison is over, its durability test now”
“WAIT WAIT N-“
2:06 ayo wtf
Seeing that dragon's face got me to click, but seeing all this convince me to give it try.
Ahh this has a nice pre-2010 content flavor to the dialogue. Excellent work dude.
this video gives me really strong sseth vibes and i like it
Speedrunners in Minecraft: Am I joke to you?
Can someone tell me what game it showed at 5:12?
Ok, found it: Duel princess (nintendo switch 2022)
6:04, what game is this?
So this is why people break their necks on purpose
I love that jab at the game journalist from Cuphead
I did not see the title 💀
0:41 а это мой радной город)
Можешь пожалуйста сказать, о чем он говорил, упоминая красноярск?
It's good to know that I can wait to play this game until I get the news that the missiles have been launched and are coming.
man, the recommended page has been nice to you! love the content man, this was funny as hell
Little sword {{☝}} not satifaction.
Great sword, maximum penetración👍GG.
I want to know more about the thumbnail.
Me at the thumbnail: *drinks 100 holy water*
you came for me
yes, i came for you
That game needs holy water