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  • Today we invite Rev. Chris to test some of the weirdest Jesus related products the Internet has to offer! Get your JOLLY merch at getjolly.store
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  • @islandliving5448
    @islandliving5448 2 роки тому +12813

    Okay, i know rev Chris is a priest and all but.
    "Im going to gift this to someone, because ive got a lady in our church who has not very good eyesight"
    Is the dose of wholesomeness i needed for today.

    • @mimi_j
      @mimi_j 2 роки тому +285

      But I feel like she’ll be terrified 😂😂😂

    • @skcvy8167
      @skcvy8167 2 роки тому +411

      You'd actually be surprised at the number of people who use audiobook bibles. My mum loves them, and there's this group of people that she's in that listens to the books at 3x speed lol

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 2 роки тому +83

      I once had a theology major friend who I got tons of audiobooks of different religious texts for (not the Qur’an, I believe there’s a belief of “you have to be silent beyond the actual praying, no music playing whilst there’s prayers” I think? I can’t remember). They were quite chuffed.

    • @FareezYusran
      @FareezYusran 2 роки тому +27

      @@skcvy8167 3 times the speed?! What?! 😂

    • @kyris66
      @kyris66 2 роки тому +61

      @@monroerobbins7551 oh there are versions of these (and apps) for the Qur'an. People don't use them *while* praying but for something to listen to while doing other things, or to work on their recitation or for memorising verses.

  • @erjinson
    @erjinson 2 роки тому +15752

    can you imagine delivering a package and there’s this extremely dramatic rendition of bible verses permeating the box- i think i would cry

    • @aylacrissman3443
      @aylacrissman3443 2 роки тому +436

      I would scream.

    • @mjnorman9824
      @mjnorman9824 2 роки тому +250

      I would laugh

    • @yowwowtow
      @yowwowtow 2 роки тому +713

      And the man answering the door tells you not to worry, it’s just a Bible thing lol

    • @callmewaves1160
      @callmewaves1160 2 роки тому +239

      I would honestly think I was going to die

    • @princesssupernova5300
      @princesssupernova5300 2 роки тому +38

      i would burn up and disintegrate

  • @Fuzz32
    @Fuzz32 2 роки тому +5680

    “Who is that?”
    “Saint Keanu, the patron Saint of veterinarians, animal adopters and assassins.”
    “Cool!”

    • @spacedinosaur8733
      @spacedinosaur8733 2 роки тому +131

      I need Saint Keanu for my house. :)

    • @Fuzz32
      @Fuzz32 2 роки тому +109

      He’s also the patron Saint of computer hackers. 😊

    • @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83
      @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 2 роки тому +106

      "What is he most known for"
      "Parting of the red sea"
      "He split the sea?"
      "Oh, no. He chopped a man in half and his blood went everywhere, they call that killing move the 'parting of the red sea' "

    • @Ikller-xh7qq
      @Ikller-xh7qq 2 роки тому +45

      I, as an atheist, have the urge to buy that portrait too... Fuck Jesus, Keanu is way better^^

    • @tiberiusclaudiusnerogermanicis
      @tiberiusclaudiusnerogermanicis 2 роки тому +15

      He's.... the one!

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka 2 роки тому +2191

    No one told them that there is a Manga called "Jesus & Budha" where Jesus and Budha decides to take vacations in modern day Japan?
    Its quite hilarious and wholesome

    • @advicehydra6332
      @advicehydra6332 2 роки тому +43

      It’s banned in my country:’(

    • @reginaldmustardbacon5866
      @reginaldmustardbacon5866 2 роки тому +146

      @@advicehydra6332 which is very weird. the people that enjoyed that the most were religious people. ( from my personal experience at least )

    • @Samu-oe9pf
      @Samu-oe9pf 2 роки тому +106

      Are you referring to Saint Young Men? I love that so much! Lol

    • @Ten_522
      @Ten_522 2 роки тому +61

      I loved that manga and the show, too!! I was born and raised in the church, and I found Saint Young Men really fun c:

    • @Sophie-qy4cm
      @Sophie-qy4cm 2 роки тому +25

      OHH YEAH! I heard they're animating that haha

  • @sunakshisanwal
    @sunakshisanwal 2 роки тому +4612

    "oh don't worry, it's a Bible thing"
    Should be put on a shirt lmao

  • @saliharoshan7636
    @saliharoshan7636 2 роки тому +5376

    Every time I think Ollie can't possibly find anything weirder on the internet, I'm proven very wrong.

    • @jameskatu6339
      @jameskatu6339 2 роки тому +9

      The World Over

    • @tibia-the-dog
      @tibia-the-dog 2 роки тому +11

      And we love it

    • @eli586AR
      @eli586AR 2 роки тому +28

      I mean the guy has a 200 year old toilet installed in his home. 😅

    • @corig1939
      @corig1939 2 роки тому +7

      @@eli586AR and a spam blanket

    • @corig1939
      @corig1939 2 роки тому +18

      I swear one of these days, Ollie's gonna get his hands on a Fiji Mermaid and none of us will be surprised

  • @jugiee.6959
    @jugiee.6959 2 роки тому +625

    My AP Literature teacher's classroom was covered in Jesus merch. She would give us Jesus band-aids to give us inspiration during our AP test. Students would gift her more Jesus merch when they graduated. She had seven bobbleheads. It was wonderful.

    • @thepumpkinmaster2596
      @thepumpkinmaster2596 2 роки тому +43

      That sounds weirdly wholesome. Was she a good teacher?

    • @jugiee.6959
      @jugiee.6959 2 роки тому +66

      @@thepumpkinmaster2596 One of the best teachers I ever had, could make the most boring book interesting to talk about. We spent half the year reading and discussing Our Mutual Friend, and a Dickens book had never been so good :D

    • @veronicachow
      @veronicachow 2 роки тому +7

      I didn't know u can hv Jesus band-aids, that's epic! 😂 She sounds like a wonderful person. God bless u & her~

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +8

      Some people are collecting mugs, some are collecting stamps, some are collecting plane tickets. She's collecting Jesuses.

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 Рік тому +2

      I can't imagine that you went to public school!

  • @sarahwithstars
    @sarahwithstars 2 роки тому +231

    Chris: this is a cultural car crash
    Yeah, Jesus take the wheel!

    • @sarahwithstars
      @sarahwithstars 2 роки тому +10

      That recording is apocalyptic scripture
      "It's a Bible thing!" Was not reassuring for the poor Postman!

  • @1981namo
    @1981namo 2 роки тому +1731

    Please be careful using US electrical products..... You need a converter as the UK wattage is higher..... Hence the melting 😂

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 2 роки тому +146

      Oh my gosh you’re right! I didn’t think about that lol!

    • @noahluppe
      @noahluppe 2 роки тому +140

      never plug a 110V device in a 240V outlet

    • @parapunghaha
      @parapunghaha 2 роки тому +114

      I hope they see this, for future reference

    • @ashleybroening6933
      @ashleybroening6933 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah, absolutely!!

    • @brendaleelydon
      @brendaleelydon 2 роки тому +25

      I mean...isn't a converter required, full stop? US plugs & UK plugs are completely different.
      This could be down to ever-cheaper parts being used. I've had battery-operated products start overheating almost immediately upon putting the batteries in (scary AF, btw - esp since it most recently happened on a light-up toy that's allegedly bath-safe; we already had one, but I wanted to add another for more ambiance lol). I don't know if that's caused by a 'short' (or what, really, a short is), but I was nervous when they started saying HOW hot it was, since while those panini makers get hot, they aren't usually so to the point it's worth commenting on!

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 2 роки тому +6213

    Ollie: "What if we-"
    Josh: "You're an idiot."

  • @niyajoy6119
    @niyajoy6119 2 роки тому +34

    Rev Chris making mini noises by bringing the stretchy Jesus and the flourescent Jesus to talk was my breaking point.🤣🤣
    5:52

  • @lauren3010
    @lauren3010 2 роки тому +135

    Got to talk to Chris in a live-stream he did and he was super nice! I’m not religious but I do consider myself a Christian. He taught me to pray and I got to talk to his wife! Honestly a nice and genuine guy!

    • @starlight_studios8784
      @starlight_studios8784 2 роки тому +4

      One question: how can you be not religeous and also a Christian???

    • @nadiajovitainjiliariso6056
      @nadiajovitainjiliariso6056 2 роки тому +12

      @@starlight_studios8784 You know that there's people that like doesn't really do religious things like pray, read the Bible, go to church for Sunday service and such, but they still believe in God and is aware that they're Christian. Because I do have some friends that don't do religious things like I mentioned but whenever someone asked them what's their religion, they would say "I'm Christian". Something like that.

    • @starlight_studios8784
      @starlight_studios8784 2 роки тому +7

      @@nadiajovitainjiliariso6056 but then they arent actually Christian, are they? They only SAY they are a Christian, but dont have the things that they do back it up. I know Christians dont really have to prove that they are one, but isnt it better as a Christian to have your actions match what religion you beleive in? All things you can do, but not all of them will be fruitful for your good, right? So isnt it better to strive not for perfection, but to be better then those of this world?

    • @lauren3010
      @lauren3010 2 роки тому +5

      @@starlight_studios8784 I don’t go to church, but I do believe in god. My family is Christian, so that’s what I consider myself to be.

    • @lauren3010
      @lauren3010 2 роки тому +6

      @@starlight_studios8784 Also, when did you have to back up your faith in order for it to be considered valid? If I want to say I’m a Christian, so be it. Why do I have to justify what I am to someone? 😂
      As for my actions matching up with what I believe in. There are a ton of things the Bible says not to do, but Christians still do it. Same for ANY religion.

  • @AngelaSealana
    @AngelaSealana 2 роки тому +3726

    Cross-shaped lollipop
    Josh: "Not a comfortable experience"
    The Lord: 👀

    • @kimhaze1790
      @kimhaze1790 2 роки тому +450

      Yeah I don’t think Jesus thought the cross was comfortable experience either 😂

    • @mana_miss2168
      @mana_miss2168 2 роки тому +86

      @@kimhaze1790 not comfortable at all😅😅

    •  2 роки тому +204

      "Cross review, by Jesus the Christ: Not comfortable experience at all, difficult to handle, signs in one language only, no food or drinks provided. 2/10 score. Not recommended."

    • @jessipeculiar
      @jessipeculiar 2 роки тому +32

      I laughed at this way harder than I probably should have 🤣

    • @Ashley-lm4nv
      @Ashley-lm4nv 2 роки тому +26

      @ Not true. You get a sponge on a stick with beverages.

  • @Uzumaki1218
    @Uzumaki1218 2 роки тому +3343

    "Forget sex, Jesus sells!"
    That's a damn good line if I have ever heard one!

    • @cerdas1814
      @cerdas1814 2 роки тому +4

      timestamp?

    • @littlewillowlinda
      @littlewillowlinda 2 роки тому +37

      Jesus doesn't sell, Jesus saves!!

    • @AiluridaeAureus
      @AiluridaeAureus 2 роки тому +8

      That reminds me of that web comic of the guy with sun glasses selling like... Soviet Union flags and copies of the Communist Manifesto, with posters everywhere saying "CAPITALISM IS DEAD", and he's saying into his phone like "Jerry, this is BIG! I've found a new growth market!"

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 2 роки тому +2

      @@cerdas1814 Quite at the beginning

    • @darth-imperius
      @darth-imperius 2 роки тому +4

      That reminded me of the Jesus Mustaine memes 😂 for anyone who doesn't know, the memes are about Dave Mustaine, the lead singer of Megadeth, as Jesus.

  • @TheDylls
    @TheDylls Рік тому +27

    Rev. Chris seems like such a genuine and open person. A real delight to watch

  • @kelseymattison4987
    @kelseymattison4987 2 роки тому +87

    We bought my great grandma that talking Bible thing because she's mostly blind, slightly deaf and very religious

  • @OoTalkeroO
    @OoTalkeroO 2 роки тому +3982

    I can only imagine what Ollie's online shopping history would look like by now. It must be chaotic 😆 🤣

    • @gollygaloshes
      @gollygaloshes 2 роки тому +199

      I'm more interested in what the algorithms think to recommend him.

    • @Liyana349
      @Liyana349 2 роки тому +6

      fr lmao

    • @annkim6140
      @annkim6140 2 роки тому +5

      Right 😆 i was just thinking that.

    • @victoriat7961
      @victoriat7961 2 роки тому +14

      i want to know what the google algorithm thinks of him

    • @Soundwave._
      @Soundwave._ 2 роки тому +11

      I imagine his shopping history looks somewhat like the exact items he just showed us-

  • @clarissabrocato2105
    @clarissabrocato2105 2 роки тому +2601

    Funny thing about the Christian candy, my parents didn’t like Halloween but they also didn’t like disappointing children, so they used to hand out Christian candy with Bible tracks on Halloween 😅😂

    • @anastasiaphan4202
      @anastasiaphan4202 2 роки тому +59

      I’m fine with the Christian candy but the Bible…eh… okay… 😅😅😅

    • @iloveicecream127
      @iloveicecream127 2 роки тому +155

      That's actually very smart of them. They sound like a very cute couple

    • @charisginn6932
      @charisginn6932 2 роки тому +49

      Saaaame. Except instead of Bible verses they gave out those awful tracts lol, the ones with cartoons of people burning in hell and s***

    • @mcrose9067
      @mcrose9067 2 роки тому +45

      @@charisginn6932 I had a friend in high-school whose dad had a huge collection of those kinds of tracks. I have no idea why he had them, as far as I knew he was a Wiccan. But I found those tracks so funny, Halloween is Satan's birthday(only time I've ever heard that), that parents should be happy when their children die because now they are with Jesus and many more fucked up themes. Me and my friend would read thru them on occasion to get a laugh lol

    • @charisginn6932
      @charisginn6932 2 роки тому +22

      @@mcrose9067 haha, yeah those are the ones. My parents actually believed that stuff tho, and encouraged us to pass them out too, so I never thought they were funny. Just creepy

  • @Filcayra72
    @Filcayra72 2 роки тому +24

    As a Filipino, glow in the dark Jesus figure have been so normalized in our culture that I only realized that this isn’t a norm outside of the Philippines

  • @godsgirl487
    @godsgirl487 2 роки тому +14

    I love the fact that this is one of those videos where you can hear the camera crew losing their minds laughing in the background

  • @janew7920
    @janew7920 2 роки тому +2929

    It feels like Josh and Ollie are an angel and demon on Rev Chris’ shoulders 🤣

    • @jameskatu6339
      @jameskatu6339 2 роки тому +131

      They’re both 50/50 each

    • @randomnetfiend
      @randomnetfiend 2 роки тому +20

      100%

    • @lonestar2078
      @lonestar2078 2 роки тому +30

      that is a perfect description lol

    • @tamara-il4rz
      @tamara-il4rz 2 роки тому +16

      I think today Ollie went too far and was unnecessarily mean to Rev Chris 🥺💔

    • @liamariavoelker4162
      @liamariavoelker4162 2 роки тому +23

      @@tamara-il4rz no, he wasn‘t mean. Thats Ollies type of humor.

  • @reillywilloughby
    @reillywilloughby 2 роки тому +3087

    "I'm a bit weird, but that's OK." Preach Rev Chris, preach.

    • @BarelyNoticeable
      @BarelyNoticeable 2 роки тому +16

      Somewhere around 5:35 for those who want a timestamp :)

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz 2 роки тому +8

      Amen

    • @XSemperIdem5
      @XSemperIdem5 2 роки тому +7

      Why do I feel like this might become a gif and not be used very appropriately 😅

    • @kayenjee
      @kayenjee 2 роки тому +5

      Then he proceeds to play with the figures 😅

  • @voodoosleeper
    @voodoosleeper Рік тому +84

    The way Josh stresses over how much money Ollie spends in some of these videos makes them seem like even more of a married couple lmao

  • @veronicachow
    @veronicachow 2 роки тому +66

    As a Christian I had a great laugh & really enjoyed watching this 😂😂😂

  • @Hosigie
    @Hosigie 2 роки тому +3991

    I'm an atheist but Josh and Ollie doing Christian-related stuff with Chris is my favourite type of videos.

    • @Zephriesz
      @Zephriesz 2 роки тому +138

      You don't need to be a specific audience to enjoy these related stuff. As long as you enjoyed it and so does everyone else, that's what matters!

    • @cdogthehedgehog6923
      @cdogthehedgehog6923 2 роки тому +92

      Same. I find religion interesting and have studied several of them thoroughly, but often times the religious are infuriatingly arrogant. Not these guys though.

    • @smileez2556
      @smileez2556 2 роки тому +8

      @@cdogthehedgehog6923 if theres the type of person who follows everything and doesnt quention, yeah it is arrogant

    • @cghbv1585
      @cghbv1585 2 роки тому

      why r u an atheist?

    • @sarajohnson9938
      @sarajohnson9938 2 роки тому +9

      Well Jesus was a real man. Whether he was the son of God or not is certainly debatable but whether you believe he was or not is irrelevant in my opinion. As an agnostic I'm a huge fan of Jesus and his words. He was a good wise man that just tried to help people.

  • @SoraRaven
    @SoraRaven 2 роки тому +1990

    i should have not laugh so hard when they said
    "you found Wally, hallelujah!"
    "now its time to find Jesus"
    i feel like the devil's scoring me points laughing on things

    • @peterstefanak2889
      @peterstefanak2889 2 роки тому +52

      its actually pretty funny and not offensive at all to say something like this, I come from VERY conservative catholic background and most Catholics I know would t least chuckle, so no sweat

    • @SoraRaven
      @SoraRaven 2 роки тому +12

      @@peterstefanak2889 same its just that my catholic school would scold me when i laugh when these kinds of joke happen to be said 😂 and it will automatically be me thinking im sinning

    • @Meow2198
      @Meow2198 2 роки тому +30

      @@SoraRaven They need to lighten up, I'm a Catholic and I believe Jesus has a sense of humor, too. As long as it isn't offensive, I don't see any evil in it so don't worry, you are not sinning ^^

    • @alicewonder6498
      @alicewonder6498 2 роки тому +5

      For a few of these I was like, ‘sorry Jesus’ because I couldn’t help but laugh 😅

    • @endangwasanani51
      @endangwasanani51 2 роки тому

      I didnt-

  • @charlacobb3968
    @charlacobb3968 2 роки тому +28

    "Grilled Cheesus" reminded me of boot camp. Every Sunday, the mess hall made grilled cheese with breakfast, and we were allowed to go to church for an hour. We called it, "Grilled Cheese and Jesus Day."

  • @circusmonkey28
    @circusmonkey28 2 роки тому +49

    "Forget sex, Jesus sells."
    What a line!

  • @mayredfern4593
    @mayredfern4593 2 роки тому +1396

    Rev Chris doesn't even need an introduction anymore, he's just that legendary

  • @KurtCariaga
    @KurtCariaga 2 роки тому +1063

    "Maybe I should do some cameos, because I can do better than that" - Rev Chris
    MAKE 👏 IT 👏 HAPPEN 🤣

  • @estherolawuyi4204
    @estherolawuyi4204 2 роки тому +22

    I love Ollie! " Forget sex! Jesus sells!!" As a married minister I'm chuckling so hard.

  • @madamedragon
    @madamedragon 2 роки тому +10

    Chris's faith has been tested, along with his patience 🤣

  • @aadivirsingh9766
    @aadivirsingh9766 2 роки тому +2249

    “And today, we’re reviewing the most shamelessly commercialised Jesus products the Internet has to offer, with a real priest”
    I don’t think those words belong in that order, English.

    • @etherealhawk
      @etherealhawk 2 роки тому +97

      English is a descriptive language, rather than a proscriptive language like French. So really there's no right or wrong way to do it as long as people understand lol

    • @idek7438
      @idek7438 2 роки тому +4

      @@etherealhawk *prescriptive

    • @sheezarai9066
      @sheezarai9066 2 роки тому +78

      @@etherealhawk I didn't think they meant that...they were just commenting on the absurdity of the sentence 😑

    • @becky3983
      @becky3983 2 роки тому +52

      The words are a bit bizarre because it's a bizarre scenario, but I can't find anything grammatically wrong with it

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 2 роки тому +19

      It reminded me of Jesus turning over the marketplace in the temple. Ppl probably shouldn't be profiting on the image of Christ, but I did die laughing at most of these tbh 🤣

  • @gwongton8212
    @gwongton8212 2 роки тому +1242

    Ollie: says something that is pushing the boundaries of what is okay to say as a Christian
    Everyone else in the room: Ummmm AH okayyyyy woah woah WWWOOOWWW

    • @skelkankaos
      @skelkankaos 2 роки тому +43

      If you can't banter with The Lord, than with whom can you banter?

    • @rizeagle33
      @rizeagle33 2 роки тому +1

      That is stupid but I think religion is stupid so I guess you so called rules of what you can and can't do seems arbitrary and dumb to me. I rather enjoy being an atheist were I don't have to follow some book from thousands of years ago that is pro rape and abortion and is anti shellfish and mixed fabrics and hair cuts. Seems ridiculous and a waste of time. The bible has been used to commit so many heinous acts throughout history and the church is one place where you find the most child predators in leadership and they get protected by the church. Why would I follow something that protects child predators.

    • @riyascorner9198
      @riyascorner9198 2 роки тому +18

      When Jesus died on the cross he death appeased the punishments of the old testemants. Also, if one person out of a hundred cheated on a test would you think that the rest of the 99 are also cheaters? It’s not just about church it’s about having a relationship with Jesus. People don’t define Jesus, Jesus does.

  • @rekagaal
    @rekagaal 2 роки тому +25

    Was that grilled cheesus device purchased from America? If that's the case, it probably overheated because it was made for the American 120 Volt grid, but you plugged it into a European 230 Volt socket 😂😂

    • @solhesperia
      @solhesperia 10 днів тому

      okay i hate having to use adapters just because i use 220V 😂

  • @kuyanorms2515
    @kuyanorms2515 2 роки тому +11

    Rev. Chris is genuinely my favourite "celebrity pastor" 😂

  • @lulubeukes2296
    @lulubeukes2296 2 роки тому +380

    Ollie: We are now entering the premium phase
    Rev Chris: *makes the Jesus figurines talk to each other *

  • @graceykim01
    @graceykim01 2 роки тому +1146

    I remember my grandma and basically almost any Korean elderly person in my childhood having a compact portable radio that would read the Bible out loud for them in a majestic, booming somber voice - complete with hymns and meditational music. It was some intense stuff but also a fond memory. I didn't think I would suddenly have a trip down memory lane looking at the Wonder Bible on this channel today, but here we are.

    • @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145
      @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 2 роки тому +33

      thats the beauty of this channel : you never know what to expect 😂

    • @foylepoirot1437
      @foylepoirot1437 2 роки тому +9

      l've always wanted those cds of the audio Bible spoken by James Earl Jones...this video reminded me of that too, lol.

    • @aaiish9097
      @aaiish9097 2 роки тому

      @@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 your un tho 🤣🤣💀💀

    • @Yurikon3
      @Yurikon3 2 роки тому +5

      @@foylepoirot1437 "Thus he found their lack of faith... Disturbing."

    • @mikaelaraymond4690
      @mikaelaraymond4690 2 роки тому +4

      Was it in Korean tho?

  • @lilidoravoros9461
    @lilidoravoros9461 2 роки тому +11

    I just got the Dancing with Jesus book as a Christmas present. The dance floor will be blessed, to say the very least.

    • @toriw4103
      @toriw4103 2 роки тому +1

      How does one do the Judas hustle

  • @Jamil1989
    @Jamil1989 2 роки тому +19

    They are really testing the edges every single time. I'm like, "Should I get worried or should I laugh?"

  • @madxinthebox
    @madxinthebox 2 роки тому +649

    "There's got some weight to it."
    Ollie: "Yeah, man there's a lot of words in there!"
    OLLIE = GENIUS! 😂😂😂

  • @sutekka3809
    @sutekka3809 2 роки тому +218

    I can't even imagine being the postman just having to deliver a package that's just sprouting out Bible verses through the box

    • @IDontGotThis
      @IDontGotThis 2 роки тому +11

      I deliver the package in tears because along the way I've been converted due to the package's preaching

  • @asphaltickim
    @asphaltickim 2 роки тому +10

    3:13 What a classic accent!
    I'd buy one!!!

  • @SessVlogs
    @SessVlogs 2 роки тому +16

    4:02 The bookshop where I work has started selling that book, and every time I see it I just hear Rev Chris saying “He would dance better than that” 😂

  • @butdoyouknowjesus4121
    @butdoyouknowjesus4121 2 роки тому +456

    When Chris said “It’s a bit insulting” I felt that lol

    • @gpaderx6105
      @gpaderx6105 2 роки тому +10

      yes

    • @Gurtington
      @Gurtington Рік тому +22

      I'm not a religious person by any means necessary but even I could tell that was a bit distasteful. Luckily it was just a joke and not a serious gift lmao

  • @jaimeknoble3315
    @jaimeknoble3315 2 роки тому +152

    Rev Chris is an international treasure.
    I also feel that Jesus was not happy with the sandwich grill and destroyed it himself, lol.

    • @Vidchemy
      @Vidchemy 2 роки тому +12

      All that was needed was a cartoon lightning strike...

  • @emmabunch-benson4795
    @emmabunch-benson4795 2 роки тому +6

    I worked as a CNA in a nursing home and one of my residents had the red recorded Bible thing!! 😂❤️

  • @Heymrk
    @Heymrk 8 місяців тому +2

    The Grilled Cheesus:
    Where is this one going? Heaven or hell?
    It's going to Amazon returns.

  • @FishSticksSmells
    @FishSticksSmells 2 роки тому +314

    Fun fact, the reason that the iron overheated is probably because you were inadvertently "overclocking it".
    Judging by the plug, it was imported from the US. The US' electrical grid runs on 110V. By plugging it directly into a UK plug, which supplies 230V, you damn near doubled the power going trough the heating coil. This causing it to rapidly heat up and if you left it any longer it would've melted itself.
    So yeah, the next time you're buying a weird Jesus iron from the internet, make sure it's rated for your country's voltage!

    • @totalexodus
      @totalexodus 2 роки тому +27

      Looking through the comments for this exact comment!! 😂

    • @HachikoThePoochInugami
      @HachikoThePoochInugami Рік тому +20

      Here in the Philippines, we use both 110V and 220V plugs which may confuse some people, causing them to inadvertently plug a 110V appliance to a 220V plug, unless properly labeled. Thus, most appliances that we manufacture today have a 110-230V range so they can run on either plug.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +1

      @@HachikoThePoochInugami We only run 230V here, but for ages every piece that goes in the wall I've seen can do the whole range. 100-240V, 50-60 Hz

    • @HachikoThePoochInugami
      @HachikoThePoochInugami Рік тому

      @@HappyBeezerStudios Perhaps that is the norm...

  • @leblackrosethorn3834
    @leblackrosethorn3834 2 роки тому +284

    Chris: I thought that said "Lord". Lord: Hello! Bible starts playing. I rewinded that bit 3 times and it cracks me up so much XD

    • @neliaferreira9983
      @neliaferreira9983 2 роки тому +18

      I rewinded that a few times as well! That was hilarious!

    • @rock2946
      @rock2946 2 роки тому +2

      Rev went through a lot of emotions in that moment

  • @TheGothicMother
    @TheGothicMother Рік тому +3

    Just delivering your mails and the voice of God starts yelling at you lol

  • @yourlocalmarvelfan6211
    @yourlocalmarvelfan6211 Рік тому +3

    The cross pops are so nostalgic for me because all the kids at my church would get one on Easter

  • @iris3292
    @iris3292 2 роки тому +321

    Rev Chris should make a Tshirt merch with "im a bit weird, but that's ok" printed on it.

  • @neonseas
    @neonseas 2 роки тому +319

    Honestly, Chris always has such great takes on things that I feel like if he did Cameo in a sort of "Ask Rev. Chris" format, it would be pretty successful. :)

  • @mikaluihahn
    @mikaluihahn 2 роки тому +8

    7:25 Saint Reeves

  • @gelaiana9384
    @gelaiana9384 2 роки тому +3

    5:54 just Rev Chris being Rose
    3:13 Hallelujah

  • @dumbbellenjoyer
    @dumbbellenjoyer 2 роки тому +230

    I'd buy a Rev. Chris cameo, that'd be hilarious

  • @thebroken0wastaken
    @thebroken0wastaken 2 роки тому +370

    For those who are impressed at Chris getting Matthew 5:9 correct. Matthew 5 is the beatitudes. It is the beginning of the sermon on the mount, one of the most famous passages in the entire bible. Priests/Pastors might have a large number of passages in their memory banks, but it isn't like church leaders have the whole bible memorized. Don't be disappointed if your church leaders can't identify random verses.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 2 роки тому +25

      it's like getting disappointed when someone knows that darth vader actually says "no, i am your father" instead of "luke, i am your father", but they don't know what the third line lando says in the movie

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +7

      A good reason why the bible still comes in written form. People don't have to memorise it and then accidentally get something wrong and embellish or omit some details.

    • @Seydaschu
      @Seydaschu Рік тому +6

      I remember it for being parodied in Life of Brian.
      "Blessed are the cheesemakers?"

  • @piercemchugh4509
    @piercemchugh4509 Рік тому +3

    Imagine thinking you've seen a miracle of Jesus on your toast but in fact it's the Grilled Cheesus sandwich maker.

  • @dixonballes2940
    @dixonballes2940 2 роки тому +6

    7:19 I cannot express to you the intense fear I felt when I saw him typing "Jesus Por-"

  • @catherineginn3232
    @catherineginn3232 2 роки тому +64

    That Dancing Jesus and Disciples Conga Line is especially hilarious for me, because my church used to put on a musical annually which told the story of Jesus and his ministry. We had a singing Jesus (who also happened to be one of my high school teachers) and Dancing Disciples. One year, my dad was cast to play Judas, but he was still fairly new to church at that point and didn’t know exactly who Judas was or what he did. So, when the ending scene comes and all the disciples are out on stage, he goes to join them and the director has to quickly explain to him that he’s not in this scene because he’s dead.

  • @pollypocket2282
    @pollypocket2282 2 роки тому +505

    Anytime Rev Chris is on, I know it’s going to be good!!! EDIT: I know I’m an outlier here, but I thought that cameo was hysterical and I think Rev Chris HAS to use it AT LEAST once! There has got to be some sort of message he can use to work it in…. the worship of social media, I don’t know… you guys are the funny lads! But I got a chuckle out of it and I’m sure his parishioners wouldn’t forget it and it will DEFINITELY be talked about!

    • @ashleybroening6933
      @ashleybroening6933 2 роки тому +27

      Yes!! I definitely think it could be used as a piece of media relating to a sermon on something like "The Problem With Commercializing Religion" or something in that vein. It would be kind of shocking, though, without much context or knowledge of what to expect, so there would need to be some allotted time for laughter and bewilderment before the actual sermon portion would begin. An adjustment period. Lol

    • @eurogael
      @eurogael 2 роки тому +15

      Especially if any of his congregation watch this, I would def demand it be played at least once.

    • @annaburch3200
      @annaburch3200 2 роки тому +27

      Or at least for a youth group! They'd find it hilarious! 🤣

    • @LarsonLake
      @LarsonLake 2 роки тому +3

      @@eurogael There HAS to be at least a few that watch these videos.

    • @warribe
      @warribe 2 роки тому +3

      Looks like the movies announcements we have here in my country "don't smoke, dont take pictures, put your cell phone in mute, in case of a fire, the fire exists are behind those doors, theres glow arrows to guide you to safety"

  • @lilwafflez4284
    @lilwafflez4284 2 роки тому +4

    5:53 Look at chris playing with the toys lol

  • @danamelton1738
    @danamelton1738 2 роки тому +4

    I love when we get Rev Chris content! So good!

  • @abigailraimondi4915
    @abigailraimondi4915 2 роки тому +57

    My dad to the grilled cheese maker: “Cheesus Christ!”

    • @myfyp2
      @myfyp2 2 роки тому +2

      Get out! **Point finger**

  • @Vicemir
    @Vicemir 2 роки тому +75

    I'm obsessed with how mini dancing Jesus is waving at the same time as Josh and Chris on the last seconds xD

  • @6758hhtffhuu
    @6758hhtffhuu 2 роки тому +17

    볼 때 마다 느끼지만 세상에서 제일 위트있고 유쾌한 신주님 같음ㅋㅋ

  • @wepahey
    @wepahey 11 місяців тому +2

    Oh I have the dancing jesus book! probably bought it a decade ago. adore it, its hilarious lol

  • @therock13yago62
    @therock13yago62 2 роки тому +112

    I love how the first few minutes josh was just licking his lollipop

  • @deirdrechinyee
    @deirdrechinyee 2 роки тому +133

    Lmao Ollie strikes again…. As the online checkout champion 😂😂😂😂😂
    Also, “forget sex, Jesus sells” -Ollie Kendal 😂😂😂😂

    • @Taz3rl1ng
      @Taz3rl1ng 2 роки тому +1

      make it last. josh frame it! like how he did to you

  • @lellyt2372
    @lellyt2372 Рік тому +1

    that message from "jesus" at the end was the most American interpretation of Jesus I have ever seen 😄

  • @CanadaPlayz48
    @CanadaPlayz48 Рік тому +6

    1:59
    The first time i've seen the Bible surprise a priest

  • @Oorja-rn4mt
    @Oorja-rn4mt 2 роки тому +17

    The mail guy at 2:22 : will this be my 'deliverance'?

  • @sistermadrigalmorning233
    @sistermadrigalmorning233 2 роки тому +75

    Rev Chris SHOULD do cameos. I've been wishing he had his own channel, he's so awesome.

    • @becs4544
      @becs4544 2 роки тому +4

      Rev Chris has both an Instagram and a UA-cam channel!

    • @sistermadrigalmorning233
      @sistermadrigalmorning233 2 роки тому

      @@becs4544 really? I looked once and couldn't find one but that was like a year ago. Link?

    • @nsjs17
      @nsjs17 2 роки тому

      I’d definitely listen to a sermon.

  • @rioabegaillatoreno4496
    @rioabegaillatoreno4496 2 роки тому +2

    Okay but the laugh at 3:48 kinda freaked me out. It Love you guys! Hope there’s a part 2 to this.

  • @jenniferg3251
    @jenniferg3251 2 роки тому +2

    I love the guys laughing behind the camera! Totally cracking me up. 🤣

  • @keiishii3166
    @keiishii3166 2 роки тому +67

    You know its gonna be some great thing when Ollie said “I took over three months to get these products”

  • @JSR108
    @JSR108 2 роки тому +493

    When are Ollie's Korean lessons coming back?
    Did he master Korean? We would like a status video

    • @dear_hanaa1982
      @dear_hanaa1982 2 роки тому

      Yea it's been awhile hearing Ollie speaking korean

    • @yumnicorn
      @yumnicorn 2 роки тому +21

      Woah you really has high expectation out of him huh

    • @murraymanitos
      @murraymanitos 2 роки тому +3

      Give the people what they want!!!!

    • @Liyana349
      @Liyana349 2 роки тому +1

      @@yumnicorn LMAOOL

    • @diddyange2258
      @diddyange2258 2 роки тому +2

      He probably forgotten it all by now

  • @abigailadagio4849
    @abigailadagio4849 Рік тому +3

    The videos you have with the priest give me absolute joy

  • @mrouth5691
    @mrouth5691 9 місяців тому +2

    The “message” was just epic! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shamancarmichael5305
    @shamancarmichael5305 2 роки тому +77

    The way Ollie's mind works is definitely a miracle! Rev. Chris is such a good sport, and Josh wanting the Keanu/Jesus portrait for the set was a perfect idea!

  • @priscalynne8804
    @priscalynne8804 2 роки тому +52

    “No one dozes off in my sermons!” Always a great episode when Rev Chris is in the mix. I remember years ago, there was an episode on Glee when Finn made a grilled cheese and said that it had a likeness of Jesus on it, they started calling it grilled Cheesus.

  • @RadTradX
    @RadTradX Рік тому +3

    I don’t know this channel but I always watch whatever they do that has the Priest!

  • @petertrabaris1629
    @petertrabaris1629 Рік тому +3

    Okay, can I say, that I loved that. My responses were unsurprisingly similar to those of Rev. Chris. It was still loads of fun. Thanks guys.

  • @therock13yago62
    @therock13yago62 2 роки тому +98

    5:53 chris just playing with the Jesus toys lol

  • @forgivemenot1
    @forgivemenot1 2 роки тому +9

    1:48 "Not a comfortable experience." Funny that's exactly what Jesus said. 🤣

  • @thebyrd433
    @thebyrd433 2 роки тому +3

    5:45 Good Lord, of course bendy Jesus doesn't Bend Over And Take It!! 🤣

  • @tiffanycrabtree192
    @tiffanycrabtree192 Рік тому +1

    I absolutely love your videos, and father is so hilarious and have such a great smile, I always have the best time watching y'all's videos thank you so much please continue making wonderful content for everyone to enjoy

  • @animefangrl0902
    @animefangrl0902 2 роки тому +42

    @1:59 honestly both rev Chris and Josh almost look like they were going to have a heart attack.

  • @lovelychibi8674
    @lovelychibi8674 2 роки тому +158

    Nothing is the "weirdest" anymore on Jolly 😂

  • @meg_pflueger
    @meg_pflueger 2 роки тому +7

    I love the fact that his biggest problem with the depiction of Jesus with the dog was that he didn't have holes in his hands... Not that he didn't look middle eastern and authentic.

  • @emmaponymous
    @emmaponymous 9 місяців тому +2

    I know this is an older video, but for anyone watching: you must use a step down converter to plug in north american appliances to UK power, NOT just a plug adapter. 🔥That's why the toaster melted itself.

  • @BarelyNoticeable
    @BarelyNoticeable 2 роки тому +61

    1:58 The lord has the best comedic timing themself 😅😂

  • @needyverse
    @needyverse 2 роки тому +81

    Love when Rev Chris clearly has no clue in advance

  • @BobsCreativeDays
    @BobsCreativeDays 2 роки тому

    You three always cheer me up.

  • @reklin
    @reklin 2 роки тому +8

    "Jesus has the most star power of anyone in history, right?"
    Even as an atheist I kinda have to agree. The "butterfly effect" really isn't as important as people make it out to be. Give or take a century, most historical events were pretty much destined to happen eventually.
    It's pretty rare that we come across people like Jesus, Muhammad, or Cyrus the Great, that have individual and lasting impact on the history books. Or at least Western history. Don't quote me when it comes to the East.
    _____
    "I'm going to gift this, maybe, to someone. 'Cause I've got a lady in our church who has not got very good eyesight."
    As always with these videos, I'm reminded of my respect for Rev. Chris.
    He shows up for a humorous UA-cam video, but finds a way to help the people of his congregation.
    _____
    "Finding Jesus"
    This is the kind of religious humor that I love to see. Finding Jesus on the water was just perfect.
    ____
    "The Good Book"
    Hell. Definitely Hell.
    The bible doesn't discourage alcohol, but it certainly discourages intoxication. I can fully agree with Rev. Chris considering the hidden liquor flask to be insulting. This joke ist as old as the printing press, and it's about time we got over it. Religious or not, humanity should have some standards for its sense of humor.
    _____
    "Dancing with Jesus"
    I've seen "Dogma, so it kinda says something when that satirical "Buddy Christ" isn't even the worst part of the selection.
    _____
    "Cheesus Christ"
    This pun is only bad if you ignore the fact that many video game players use the phrase "RNJesus" to refer to random number generators giving them a lucky result.
    But as an atheist, I feel compelled to say that if Jesus can't even make proper toast, he's probably not the real son of god. Seriously... Toast ain't that hard to make.
    _____
    "Keanu Reeves as Jesus"
    Let's be honest, regardless of faith or denomination, if we saw this in a church bathroom, we'd find it funny. At the same time, if it were more than a meter away from a toilet, we'd probably have some questions.
    _____
    "There is this guy... on the internet."...
    Bonus points to Chris for accomplishing one of the best face-desks I've ever seen. His reaction was pretty much a perfect example of what should be expected for this type of video.

  • @Alysan85dra
    @Alysan85dra 2 роки тому +44

    That last line in the cameo makes it totally worth whatever you paid for it lmao

  • @BarelyNoticeable
    @BarelyNoticeable 2 роки тому +36

    8:34 I just loved the increasingly growing laughter in the background 😂🤣

  • @LadyLakeMusic
    @LadyLakeMusic 2 роки тому

    This was amazing!! My family loves Rev. Chris ❤️

  • @thegaminggecko1212
    @thegaminggecko1212 2 роки тому +3

    I’ve been watching so many of these “British priest reacts to” memes here that UA-cam has started playing Christianity related ads.
    I’m not religious in the slightest, the memes are just too fire