desperate housewives out of context - season 3

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2020
  • orson giving bree her first orgasm and her thinking it was a stroke.. yeah thats history
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  • @yannickdrmda5295
    @yannickdrmda5295 3 роки тому +673

    "Ding dong."

  • @TheWorldMemeDatabase
    @TheWorldMemeDatabase 2 роки тому +447

    Andrew: Danielle’s upstairs trying to commit suicide
    Bree and Orson: *shrugs*

  • @hudsonhunter3604
    @hudsonhunter3604 3 роки тому +402

    “Yeah he’s hot” is so underrated 😂

  • @nothanks7063
    @nothanks7063 2 роки тому +266

    I had forgotten Edie spent half the season trying to sell the Young house and kept getting impeded by the neighbors.

    • @Mugruncher
      @Mugruncher Рік тому +25

      I always got the sense that the young house was cursed

  • @whosmikefr
    @whosmikefr 11 місяців тому +97

    I couldnt stop laughing when edie opened the closet door only to find xiaomei eating a bunch of sandwhiches 💀

  • @travis2675
    @travis2675 3 роки тому +615

    i miss this show i think its time for a rewatch

  • @kamdav1892
    @kamdav1892 2 роки тому +214

    'remind me to buy paper plates, we'll need them until a certain someone can be trusted with China again' ohhhh Bree you're LEGEND

  • @SmudgeThomas
    @SmudgeThomas 3 роки тому +204

    "You threatened to decapitate a man over a parking space"
    "A Very bad day"

  • @jennifermurphy2662
    @jennifermurphy2662 3 роки тому +105

    "Hostage exchange programme" 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @sashakopaciova4815
    @sashakopaciova4815 3 роки тому +269

    Ding Dong is yet the most unwelcomed classy way of entering somebody's private environment.

    • @TJMalana
      @TJMalana 2 роки тому +13

      And Lynette was drunk too when she did it! LOL 😂

  • @hajde8128
    @hajde8128 2 роки тому +155

    "I'm a bitch with a capital C"
    That joke flew over my head when I was 12 😂

    • @reinerb.mugarura8033
      @reinerb.mugarura8033 Рік тому +7

      Wait whay does it mean

    • @maiar2239
      @maiar2239 Рік тому +1

      @@reinerb.mugarura8033 Urban dictionary: "A polite way of calling someone a 'cunt'. Bitch with a capital 'B' would be a super bitch, bitch on wheels, etc. Bitch with a capital 'C' ('C' being the first letter in 'cunt') is a clever way to get around saying the word 'cunt' in mixed or professional company."

    • @reinerb.mugarura8033
      @reinerb.mugarura8033 Рік тому +1

      @@maiar2239 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am deaddd

    • @youtubelover5270
      @youtubelover5270 Рік тому +2

      wait i don’t get it lmaoo

    • @Anvekeen
      @Anvekeen Рік тому

      @@youtubelover5270 How do you not get it?? She says capital C but bitch starts with B! That's the joke! 🤣🤣

  • @AD-jq7ow
    @AD-jq7ow 3 роки тому +91

    Lol Lynette "yeah he's hot" 😂
    "I'm a bitch...with a capital C"

  • @macuska12
    @macuska12 3 роки тому +198

    I died when Carlos took out the chainsaw 3:22

  • @aleksandramarkovic4122
    @aleksandramarkovic4122 3 роки тому +179

    Lmao, i never noticed Lynette spilling her Margharita at 05:57

  • @bongiwetshabalala2044
    @bongiwetshabalala2044 3 роки тому +92

    'What's a garden without a snake ' 😂😂🔥

  • @AnAnOaKho
    @AnAnOaKho 3 роки тому +119

    HOSTAGE EXCHANGE PROGRAM!

  • @juancarlogomez1624
    @juancarlogomez1624 Рік тому +37

    when she climaxes she actually starts screaming out dollar amounts LMFAOOOOO

  • @bringiton5282
    @bringiton5282 3 роки тому +195

    The amount of work that went into finding these quotes and editing these videos. The person behind it is probably professional 😌

  • @knsnsy
    @knsnsy 3 роки тому +187

    Also Nora forshadowing her own death at 1:11 😬

    • @oliveranderson7264
      @oliveranderson7264 3 роки тому +25

      Beth does the same with her catchphrase "shoot"

    • @knsnsy
      @knsnsy 3 роки тому +1

      @@oliveranderson7264 haha yes!

    • @magicmarvel
      @magicmarvel 3 роки тому +29

      Gaby telling Mary Alice “I’ve been living here for a month and already I wanna put a gun to my head, you know what I mean?”

  • @lunav.1428
    @lunav.1428 3 роки тому +94

    Bree is an icon

  • @nenanena6230
    @nenanena6230 3 роки тому +79

    I rewatch the entire show like every single year and it still never gets old

  • @micahhardy1062
    @micahhardy1062 3 роки тому +69

    When she climaxes, she actually starts screaming out dollar amounts...

  • @MIKRinFTW
    @MIKRinFTW 3 роки тому +57

    "I'm a republican" 😂

  • @rayleenjacobs7876
    @rayleenjacobs7876 3 роки тому +42

    “Uh scuse me.. did you lose something”? 🤣

  • @kayal.6698
    @kayal.6698 Рік тому +33

    Susan at the coma ward at 7:11 hahahah😭😂 she has a point tho

  • @skycaroline9416
    @skycaroline9416 3 роки тому +70

    i love this show with my entire heart

  • @nicorizzo5402
    @nicorizzo5402 3 роки тому +25

    Should've included "I had sex with Alma and I wasn't even conscious? How reminiscent of our marriage."
    Also "attention shoppers, we're having a special today on not getting shot, but it's only available at the back of the store!"

  • @knsnsy
    @knsnsy 3 роки тому +201

    I met the actress who played Nora, she was so sweet, complete opposite to the character.

  • @zezosama
    @zezosama 3 роки тому +85

    But I’m a Republican !

  • @irenediaz5432
    @irenediaz5432 3 роки тому +22

    "I know exactly where he is. Inside some crazy chinese woman".
    That's definitely the 3rd spot in my Top 10 of DH quotes 😂

  • @flaminiarufo3602
    @flaminiarufo3602 3 роки тому +24

    Season 3 is my favourite, so chaotic 😂

  • @kourtneym431
    @kourtneym431 3 роки тому +48

    holy shit this show is brilliant

  • @hauntinghaze5161
    @hauntinghaze5161 3 роки тому +202

    Any men loving this show?

    • @Labbish1
      @Labbish1 3 роки тому +38

      Me! Watched it on TV, and own DVDs. Best show ever.

    • @loigiap6082
      @loigiap6082 3 роки тому +5

      @@Labbish1 hi!

    • @tavisferguson4129
      @tavisferguson4129 3 роки тому +11

      Present and accounted for 🙋🏻‍♂️

    • @Macinowek
      @Macinowek 3 роки тому +15

      This is total mood. I lived for Gabi and Lynette moments! Now i wish it was streaming online somewhere besides Amazon or there was a Blu-Ray version... i miss this show.

    • @thedarkqueen228
      @thedarkqueen228 3 роки тому

      @@Macinowek pretty sure it's on hulu

  • @reinerb.mugarura8033
    @reinerb.mugarura8033 2 роки тому +16

    Its a coma ward don't you want them to wake up😂😂😂

  • @hazelntenge329
    @hazelntenge329 Рік тому +11

    What's a garden without a snake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣hilarious!!!

  • @candidapple
    @candidapple Рік тому +4

    love you for making these.

  • @diodaon4898
    @diodaon4898 3 роки тому +47

    Was bree pregnant during this season? She looks fuller and glowy

  • @mariecanavan8539
    @mariecanavan8539 3 роки тому +10

    Im just rewatching it one of the best shows when it was on TV 😀

  • @TShay92
    @TShay92 3 роки тому +26

    Carlos is hot as hell ! A true daddy!

  • @QuadrupleAndy
    @QuadrupleAndy 3 роки тому +29

    "SEX KILLS!"

  • @jjonass4
    @jjonass4 3 роки тому +55

    I see that Jefree Star got his look inspired from bree

  • @mladabeba7045
    @mladabeba7045 3 роки тому +12

    ''i'm a bitch with a capital C''

  • @stephaniefrost4910
    @stephaniefrost4910 2 роки тому +4

    just finished watching season 3 on prime video. literally forgot half of this shit happened bc I've been watching 2 other shows so thank you for making this 😂

  • @sabrinac8453
    @sabrinac8453 3 роки тому +9

    This is so chaotic😂😂😂

  • @VitaEros
    @VitaEros 3 роки тому +6

    thank u for this

  • @phindiledlamini8024
    @phindiledlamini8024 11 місяців тому +6

    How in gods name did they make eva longoria to fit in a suitcase 😂it was funny though 😂😂😂

  • @EveningFantasy
    @EveningFantasy 3 роки тому +15

    5:34 I FUCKING DIED

  • @keepthehoperunning5060
    @keepthehoperunning5060 3 роки тому +2

    This was hilarious maybe I will rewatch

  • @vivianmurage3068
    @vivianmurage3068 3 роки тому +43

    Yard work? 😂😂😂

  • @alsmit4876
    @alsmit4876 3 роки тому +19

    Great actors but the show was the best at seasons 1 to 4.

  • @linni9807
    @linni9807 3 роки тому +8

    0:34 I LAUGHED SO HARD XD

  • @jules8159
    @jules8159 3 роки тому +16

    Papikra ! There ! It’s out 😊

  • @joietabanerjee8506
    @joietabanerjee8506 4 місяці тому +1

    "What is a garden without a snake "😂😂😂😂

  • @LT-nx8md
    @LT-nx8md 3 роки тому +16

    5:33 lmao

  • @honeymoonavenue97
    @honeymoonavenue97 7 місяців тому

    “We are in a coma word don’t you want them to wake up” Susan’s one liners are so funny and I live for Edie’s weird real estate showings lollll

  • @Zulf85
    @Zulf85 3 роки тому +15

    6:53 is literally just me at my ex after we broke up lmao

  • @kitty-vk8ic
    @kitty-vk8ic 10 місяців тому +1

    Gabby always crack me up 😂

  • @sophieclinnick95
    @sophieclinnick95 10 місяців тому +2

    Why the hell did my mother let me watch this 😂😂😂

  • @fadwasafar2248
    @fadwasafar2248 10 місяців тому +1

    3:24 okay i’m dying

  • @Beemux420
    @Beemux420 3 роки тому +10

    Lmaoo Gaby at 5:35 😂

  • @jamesjames6601
    @jamesjames6601 Рік тому +2

    2:56 Carlos was probably the only fat guy on the show.

  • @raspberry63088
    @raspberry63088 6 місяців тому

    God season 3 was lit

  • @therese3792
    @therese3792 Рік тому +8

    Susan got too much screentime in this show, she was the worst. Always play forward on her scenes, haha

    • @9746james
      @9746james Рік тому +11

      The plot lines of her character were painful. On again off again relationships. I skipped ahead too

    • @therese3792
      @therese3792 Рік тому +5

      @@9746james haha, I feel ya. Love the show, but her character makes me want to pull my eyes out and use as earplugs.

  • @connorjohnnn
    @connorjohnnn 3 роки тому +2

    00:57
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @9746james
    @9746james Рік тому +2

    7:48 Edie’s ID says she’s 18yo

  • @tariqkhader6196
    @tariqkhader6196 Рік тому

    1:33 my response to a lot of things

  • @vanessakouame6658
    @vanessakouame6658 3 роки тому +12

    What the fact of being republican has to do With what they are doing ? I don't get it.

    • @abrahamtse
      @abrahamtse 3 роки тому +60

      It’s about the traditional Christian belief that intercourse is solely for conception and not pleasure. There’s a scene where Bree admits to not ever experiencing an orgasm when she was married to Rex.

    • @taylorr9220
      @taylorr9220 3 роки тому +19

      he was going down on her and it was a joke about being up tight

    • @Lennyy15
      @Lennyy15 3 роки тому +13

      Well... somebody's a Republican

    • @Lilly768kewl
      @Lilly768kewl 3 роки тому +5

      @DJ Surferdude a lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets 😉

    • @SRBOMBONICA86
      @SRBOMBONICA86 3 роки тому +1

      @DJ Surferdude but Bree isn't a freak

  • @HeyAxxie
    @HeyAxxie Рік тому

    1:46 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HeyAxxie
    @HeyAxxie Рік тому +1

    4:31💀💀

  • @antbooboo5884
    @antbooboo5884 7 місяців тому +1

    Eva looks way better with that blonde.

  • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
    @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 роки тому +1

    LOL!

  • @lvitacahill2383
    @lvitacahill2383 3 роки тому +8

    This implies there was context for anything in this show

  • @katherinepark3905
    @katherinepark3905 Рік тому

    3:36

  • @blandinemorand5738
    @blandinemorand5738 5 місяців тому

    Commentaires en français svp

  • @TheCoriolanusSnowden
    @TheCoriolanusSnowden 5 місяців тому

    6:59 1:46 7:12