Mac And Me Hotline: 1-900-909-4Mac (1989)
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- Опубліковано 19 бер 2018
- One of the most ridiculous 1-900 numbers I've seen in a long time.
This came from my March 25th, 1989 episode of Headbangers Ball with Exodus & Celtic Frost as special guests (with Adam Curry hosting).
This seems like the sort of thing where, after you call it, you die in seven days.
Thomas Johnson 😂
Kid: “Can We Have Baby Yoda?”
Mom: “No, We Already Have Baby Yoda At Home!”
*Baby Yoda At Home*
The fact that this exists makes me so amazed.
In reality, this is literally one of the worst films ever made. I just don't like it, its unwatchable and creepy.🤣
"E.T. Ripoff: the 1-900 number."
MrJohndoakes just don’t watch Mac and me uncut just don’t lol 😂
If I call today, will I be able to talk to Paul Rudd?
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What the hell is he going to say just the whole time? Seriously he just going to whistle the whole time
Mac and me unwatchable 🤣
"We have an entire network of hot, sexy aliens ready to talk to you about anything you please"
This movie will make you wish you'd never been born. Each minute that you continue to watch this movie you will find your will to live quickly being sucked out of you. If you haven't killed yourself by the time everyone busts out dancing in the McDonalds, that will surely send you into a hatred for life for which you may never recover. Unfortunately I don't own a gun or I would have taken my own life and saved myself from having to watch the second half. The scene where they drive Mac into the desert and he holds up his hands and does this stupid whistle to find his family which are almost dead in a cave made me start bashing my head against the wall in hopes that I would black out. Sadly I did not, and I now I must live the rest of my life with the nightmarish memories of this movie. I feel depressed and hopeless. I pray everyday that aliens really do exist and that they kill every last person on this planet. We don't deserve to survive as a species if we can make a movie like this.😂🤣
Lol
Got the green space chick from Star Trek? For ... a friend.
Mac and Me is my favourite movie 🎥👽
Awwww❣❣❣❣,mac is sooooo adorable❣❣❣❣😍❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
MST3K IS WATCHING.
But does he say my name?
no no no why dear god why who made this why did they make this please end my suffering
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I remember this number
PRETTY NIIIIICE
PRETTY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
Oh yeah as if the film wasn’t creepy enough!
Too disturbing 😫
Hey this is that new Paul Rudd film
He's waiting...
I wonder how many parents were asked permission
That's cool.
its a disturbing movie
Paul Rudd would be hyped
Without permission of McDonald's
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Tom Servo: Wow, you hardly ever get to see Jawas in the nude.
Tom Servo: [as Mac blows a bubble gum bubble] Wanna see my spleen? It's pretty cool.
[Eric pops the bubble]
Tom Servo: Ahh! I need that to live!
[a garbage can begins to shake]
Crow T. Robot: Remember: When you throw away your Tickle-Me Elmo, you've got to remove the batteries.
[Mac makes Eric's hands into an V-shape]
Crow T. Robot: That's neither the church nor the steeple.
Crow T. Robot: I think we landed too far from the movie.
Jonah Heston: This reminds me of the summer my dad hit a deer.
Tom Servo: [imitating Mr. Bill] Oh, no!
[Mac's pale, skinny hand reaches for a Coca-Cola]
Crow T. Robot: My precious.
Crow T. Robot: Yeah, keep trying, music. This isn't that interesting.
Crow T. Robot: That is some next-level beekeeping.
Jonah Heston: It's a smart move. Distract the dogs with some Peter Cetera music.
Tom Servo: Alright, this 80's movie has fulfilled its sweatbands-and-a-montage quota. Very nice job
Mst3k jokes
What did the phone number actually say when you called it?
AGGA hotline
After seeing this movie I ran through the house screaming at the top of my lungs for several hours pausing occasionally only to bang my head repeatedly on the floor. Okay, I'm going to assume the makers of this film knew they were making a cheap knock-off of the infinitely better E.T., and anyone who does not agree with me on this should have their brains examinedThis movie will make you wish you'd never been born. Each minute that you continue to watch this movie you will find your will to live quickly being sucked out of you. If you haven't killed yourself by the time everyone busts out dancing in the McDonalds, that will surely send you into a hatred for life for which you may never recover.
Michael Cruise: You know what I feel like?
Eric Cruise: A Big Mac?
Michael Cruise: The man's psychic!
Ronald McDonald: Hiya, kid. How's it going?
Eric Cruise: It's fine.
Ronald McDonald: Nice teddy bear.
[laughs]
Eric Cruise: Hey, look at all the cars! Pretty nice...
Janet Cruise: Pretty nice.
Debbie: [yelling to Eric after he falls off a cliff in his wheelchair] Swim to the side Eric! Swim!
Janet Cruise: [after seeing that the mess the house was previously in has been cleared up] I can't believe it, the house looks perfect, you cleared up this mess for me?
Michael Cruise: It wasn't us; I mean think about it mom: is this something we would do?
Janet Cruise: Good point.
Janet Cruise: It's ruined. It's totally ruined.
Eric Cruise: It wasn't me, mom! It was a little creature! I saw it!
Janet Cruise: The house is totally destroyed.
Eric Cruise: What do you want me to say?
Janet Cruise: I don't want you to say anything!
Courtney: [after Michael tells her that the FBI agents are here in McDonalds] Well, what are we gonna do?
Michael Cruise: I don't know. Just keep him dancing and they'll just think it's a teddy.
Debbie its okay everybody thinks its just a toy
Michael Cruise: That thing I was telling you about, it's in the teddy suit.
Courtney: Oh, no way. He's so cute.
Michael Cruise: Yeah, real cute. Listen, those guys who are following us, they're here.
Eric Cruise: [spinning a flower in a soda can straw] Maybe these are just flowers?
Courtney: How about a spaceship?
Debbie: Great.
Michael Cruise: Yeah, and then we have a close encounter of the third kind.
Janet Cruise: Who broke the lamp?
Michael Cruise: Well, Sherlock Holmes, here. thinks he saw a ghost.
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...................why?
haha
VegasMeat just don’t watch Mac and me uncut just don’t lol 😂
Lil bro wants to be E.T. and Freddie Freaker so badly.
Mac and me awful film if bill and Ted used their time travel telephone booth and destroyed Mac 😂
eds why the fuck would you send me this i already have such a cucked sleep schedule i h
Lol that cheeks
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Brother Firetribe 📼