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  • @gregorysanderson2000
    @gregorysanderson2000 3 роки тому +329

    I say he is the funniest intellectual comedian there is and I’m in my seventies. He keeps me going. God bless him. He has got me through some dark days. Thanks Al Murray.

    • @iandavis5739
      @iandavis5739 2 роки тому +10

      I fully agree. His observations backed by knowledge, his nuances and delivery of things we can no longer say publicly, while privately having a giggle within closed circles makes this man one of the only intellectual comedians performing at this level. Five per cent of this monologue was devoted to a clever stab at the Irish of which I am one, and his exposing of the greed, lunacy and smugness of the Celtic Tiger era was right on the money. He subtly portrays us as the victims, and we truly were. We're still paying the debt, fourteen years later with many more years to go. Greetings from a recently turned 59 year old. This performance is incredible.

    • @rabidhoneybadger5436
      @rabidhoneybadger5436 Рік тому +3

      I hope you are still going 😊

    • @idiotonbike
      @idiotonbike Місяць тому

      He is very good, but you're not in your seventies Greg 2000 😅 and if you were, being old doesn't mean he is the greatest there is, it just means you're old

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Місяць тому

      NO CONTEST

  • @Skullair313
    @Skullair313 3 роки тому +792

    As a german I can confirm, that it is mandatory for us to call an english person at least once a week to mock them. And it is important to me to stick to this rule.

    • @Malet89
      @Malet89 2 роки тому +31

      So that was you?!

    • @atay6413
      @atay6413 2 роки тому +30

      Hey rules ARE rules after all.

    • @LilLingLing6789
      @LilLingLing6789 2 роки тому +19

      Hahaha as a Scots lady we're listening in on the other line trying not to get caught laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @filgus497
      @filgus497 2 роки тому +33

      I have a German mate (lets call him Hans) who actually does this. I'm pretty sure he's a secret Anglophile though, he only calls me to hear the accent.

    • @SpookyFox1000
      @SpookyFox1000 2 роки тому

      Please be careful how much piss taking you try ! You followed Hitler and generally got a lucky let off !

  • @Turkaloid
    @Turkaloid 4 роки тому +557

    what an amazing person. Al Murray is so brilliant he can combine comedy, history, business, economics all in one package. he is an absolute master when it comes to comedy with class. i feel amused and enriched at the sometime.

    • @karyne826
      @karyne826 4 роки тому +4

      Verbatim Ipsum pure genius 👌

    • @davidclarke1973
      @davidclarke1973 3 роки тому +4

      And he served his comedy apprenticeship under the great Harry Hill!!!

    • @reesecasey5684
      @reesecasey5684 3 роки тому +2

      Instablaster.

    • @whatever007
      @whatever007 2 роки тому

      V
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    • @AkuraTheAwesome
      @AkuraTheAwesome 11 місяців тому +4

      He decided to play up the working class image to give people intellectual whiplash.

  • @Noble713
    @Noble713 4 роки тому +787

    "Fritz....Messerschmidt.....he's on extension 109."
    BRUH. XD.

    • @ianmagpantay4799
      @ianmagpantay4799 4 роки тому +7

      @chocobonita Messerschmitt 109 search it up

    • @leofender8044
      @leofender8044 4 роки тому +21

      chocobonita messerschmidt me109, german aeroplane from ww2

    • @RamsFan93
      @RamsFan93 4 роки тому +1

      i actually missed the 109 bit

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @dakotaraptor5918
      @dakotaraptor5918 4 роки тому +17

      and his friends, heinkel (111) dorneir (17) Junkers (87) Focke wulf (190) and tiger (1 or 2)

  • @derSchmetterling08
    @derSchmetterling08 3 роки тому +255

    As an actual stock trader who speaks German I find this absolutely hilarious!

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Місяць тому

      AND TRUE ????

    • @dynamo1796
      @dynamo1796 16 днів тому

      He nails the German pretty well actually lmao

  • @robertkopp873
    @robertkopp873 4 роки тому +387

    True story. Fritz Messerschmitt really did say that...

    • @brudenell27
      @brudenell27 4 роки тому +19

      Robert Kopp
      Extension 109 😂

    • @elizabethtaylor9321
      @elizabethtaylor9321 4 роки тому +2

      Robert Kopp Messerschmitts first name was Willie !

    • @tonycorlett2099
      @tonycorlett2099 4 роки тому +2

      Al Murray is part German

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 4 роки тому

      @@brudenell27 Surprised that a contemporary British audience would get that. Took me a (short) while.

    • @richardturner9317
      @richardturner9317 3 роки тому

      @@tonycorlett2099- the bad part !

  • @Kyleinasailing
    @Kyleinasailing 2 роки тому +92

    As a Brit that has lived in Germany for forty years, I can say his German is very good. Quite a brilliant sketch.

    • @TheLastAngryMan01
      @TheLastAngryMan01 2 роки тому +1

      Really didn’t expect him to know what “ficken” means, LOL.

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Місяць тому

      GUT SURELY

  • @garyross1133
    @garyross1133 4 роки тому +178

    For those commenting on his German accent I think you will find his (Paternal) Grandmother was of German/Austrian Aristocratic descent. he tells a superb story of his Grandmother scaring the crap out of him whilst reading the Three Bears fairy story in a strong German accent. have had the pleasure of attending half a dozen of his shows and never been disappointed. Brilliant comic and a very intelligent man.

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 3 роки тому

      Was there an Al Murray episode of 'Who Do You Think You Are?'

    • @uweinhamburg
      @uweinhamburg 2 роки тому +3

      I don't think a German grandmother would have taught him some of the expressions 😂😂
      In reality Al is pretty well-informed about Germany and he seems to like it. There is a great series about his travel adventures in Germany which show his interest in and sympathy for the country and its people
      ua-cam.com/video/4iX0ZdX1i2w/v-deo.html

    • @bargepoled
      @bargepoled 2 роки тому +6

      He did a documentary tour of Germany a few years ago. It was brilliant. He loves Germany

    • @Tourist1967
      @Tourist1967 Рік тому +1

      ​@@jdrancho1864He knows who he is. He is related to the Duke of Atholl. Can trace his lineage back centuries.

    • @shelbynamels7948
      @shelbynamels7948 3 місяці тому +1

      @@bargepoled 'Al Murray's Germany' . Eight one-hour episodes, avail on Yt. Highly recommended.

  • @AvatarOfGames
    @AvatarOfGames 4 роки тому +452

    Fräulein Tigertank

    • @ancogaming
      @ancogaming 4 роки тому +16

      Next Rammstein Song confirmed

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 роки тому +2

      Ya. Das güt der keg. Hupti-hupti mit Helga! Schtrüdel!
      Or something like that...

    • @somesandman8328
      @somesandman8328 4 роки тому +2

      AvatarOfGames mycaruba :3

  • @optimascrime5235
    @optimascrime5235 Рік тому +17

    This guy is one of the best comedian's I have recently come across,He perfectly combines logic and observational humor with goofy humour

  • @peterleach5573
    @peterleach5573 4 роки тому +660

    Never thought I'd hear a British comedian educating an audience about global finance. Al Murray for finance minister I say. First job, pull the plug on the corrupt derivatives market.

    • @20Proff
      @20Proff 4 роки тому +11

      It is too late to do so... Derivatives make up about 130 Trillion dollars - more than the combined GDP of all nations... You will have to reset the entire economy after abolishing all debt to do away with it...

    • @Tank1711
      @Tank1711 4 роки тому +15

      I mean he did run for MP in my local area a few years ago. He ran against Farage and hell, I voted for him 😂😂 shame he didnt win

    • @heidikarinen563
      @heidikarinen563 4 роки тому +2

      Nah send labradors back to Canada.

    • @Tank1711
      @Tank1711 4 роки тому +9

      @MichaelKingsfordGray better him than that fucking toad 😂😂 in the end neither of them won though

    • @horiapintilie4263
      @horiapintilie4263 4 роки тому +6

      Ah yes when people who understand fuck all about finance try to regulate financial markets.

  • @thecool192
    @thecool192 4 роки тому +185

    For those that don’t know a word of German he went off on an tangent about the World Cup and now England got knocked out and how Germany was doing in the competition

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 4 роки тому +14

      Not gonna lie, when I feel down and need a pick-me-up, I watch the high-lights from the Brazil semi-finals. Feel so much better after.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 роки тому +1

      Assfucking Pele.

    • @yahtzee4229
      @yahtzee4229 4 роки тому +3

      Idk if you understand a lot of it, but was he singing "sie sind scheiße, und sie kennen sie sinkt"? I kinda want to know if that's right cuz it's funny, though the whole thing is tbh.

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 4 роки тому +7

      @@yahtzee4229 ..., und sie kennen sie sind". Grammatically totally wrong, but roughly meaning "You (they) are shit and you (they) know it".

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 4 роки тому +6

      @@yahtzee4229
      It should be "wissen" but we know "kennen" (to know a person) as that survived in some dialects as "ken", while "wissen" has no surviving cognates in English apart from the rather obscure phrase "God wot" (God knows).

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins 3 роки тому +37

    Thanks to Al Murray I learned everything I needed to take full advantage of the GME short squeeze

  • @calumharper3470
    @calumharper3470 3 роки тому +24

    Growing up I never appreciated or liked al Murray’s comedy or humour but now as I’m older I understand and find him absolutely hilarious and not to mention how clever this man is with his jokes 10/10

  • @iamgort70
    @iamgort70 4 роки тому +153

    Anyone who can not see the brilliant writing in this guy's pieces and polished delivery are already comedically dead.

    • @christophergraney-ward2759
      @christophergraney-ward2759 4 роки тому

      Most of this skit is in pseudo-german, not really great writing, just the same jibberish you'd get from your racist grandad :/

    • @LorisNoKami
      @LorisNoKami 4 роки тому +14

      @@christophergraney-ward2759 His German was almost perfect. The accent being exaggerated for comedic effect, just like his regular persona as The Pub Landlord is exaggerated Cockney. Not even remotely racist so don't know why you had to imply that.
      If you didnt like the humour yourself that's fine, but that doesn't mean it's not well written and well performed.

    • @SISU889
      @SISU889 4 роки тому +5

      @@christophergraney-ward2759 Wow ! You need to get out more often and broaden your comedic horizons . This guy is a very clever and funny guy !

    • @Blonde_Somnambulist
      @Blonde_Somnambulist 3 роки тому +4

      @@christophergraney-ward2759 you sad creature 😂

  • @a1harrogate
    @a1harrogate 3 роки тому +33

    This *HAS* to be on of The Pub Landlord's best. You've got to be on your toes to keep up with the rapid-fire humour.

  • @alexwild4350
    @alexwild4350 4 роки тому +112

    The BBC would do well to replace Robert Peston with him, Brilliant stuff.

    • @bellyruffian
      @bellyruffian 4 роки тому +4

      Peston left the BBC for ITV some years ago

    • @sprinter1832
      @sprinter1832 4 роки тому +4

      @@bellyruffian Pity Peston didn't leave the planet!

    • @bellyruffian
      @bellyruffian 4 роки тому

      @@sprinter1832 I think I prefer him to Laura K but then none of them really cut it do they.

  • @lovelybitofbugle219
    @lovelybitofbugle219 4 роки тому +271

    Beautiful British comedy 🇬🇧👍

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 роки тому +8

      Lovely bit Of bugle feckin beautiful it iz

    • @lovelybitofbugle219
      @lovelybitofbugle219 4 роки тому +6

      @@justsomeguy1014 finest bloody comedy, in the world 🇬🇧

    • @BoyeeSmudger
      @BoyeeSmudger 3 роки тому +7

      Yep , great use of satire. Clever guy

    • @kollinkeller381
      @kollinkeller381 3 роки тому +5

      As an American I can say I prefer the British varieties of both rap and comedy

    • @lovelybitofbugle219
      @lovelybitofbugle219 3 роки тому +4

      @@kollinkeller381 Thanks man, and you guys do make the best movies on earth.

  • @curtb.5531
    @curtb.5531 4 роки тому +129

    As an American, this is an accurate representation of New Yorkers

    • @GeoNeilUK
      @GeoNeilUK 3 роки тому +5

      I have a feeling that if he did this bit to an audience of New Yorkers in New York, they'd have loved that bit.

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Місяць тому

      @@GeoNeilUK THIS IS VERY POPULAR WITH U.S VISTORS TO YOU TUBE, AND ALL SAY NEW YORK IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT, UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES.

    • @duncankeary6767
      @duncankeary6767 Місяць тому

      Billy Connolly had a bit about there being only 3 cities in the world where the residents would kill themselves laughing at an unfortunate accident that saw their mate's finger fly off...Glasgow, Liverpool and New York 🤣🤣

  • @jaynola247
    @jaynola247 3 роки тому +26

    As well as an amazing, intelligent comedian, Al Murray might just be the greatest character actor of all time. Utter genius. 😅

  • @ancogaming
    @ancogaming 4 роки тому +102

    He speaks German way better than that, I know for a fact because he visited to make a documentary here. But of course, the Guv doesn't, why would he when English is the best language IN THE WOOOORLD!?

    • @LookHereMars
      @LookHereMars 4 роки тому +17

      I don't think many people know that Al Murray is a qualified Historian who attended and graduated Oxford University and can if memory serves speak fluent German. He is a very smart Individual and knowing this at least for me makes the Guvs comedy that much more funny.

    • @maxmullen6337
      @maxmullen6337 4 роки тому +4

      AncoGaming. English is the most widely spoken language in the world. More people speak other languages, but English is the most common second language.
      Knowing German is useful in Germany (and Austria) but where else?
      Knowing English is likely to be useful in practically every country in the world. It’s all the consequence of England being the first modern democracy, the first to embrace science for its own sake (the first society to create a organisation devoted to science) and the first to industrialise and bringing civilisation to at least a quarter of the globe in the greatest empire in history.

    • @thehighprotondiet3127
      @thehighprotondiet3127 4 роки тому +5

      He also sounds nothing like a cockney pub landlord in real life, ie. the entire rest of the show is an act, too.

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 3 роки тому

      Search for 'Al Murray's German Adventure'. It's an 8-parter here on YT.

    • @danb1618
      @danb1618 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah he seems to choose intelligible German for an English audience. Very smart comedy and writing

  • @alt1579
    @alt1579 4 роки тому +124

    Today's lesson is gonna take about half a pint, so strap in.

    • @w8stral
      @w8stral 4 роки тому

      You need it, it wasn't funny

    • @Myrddin1955
      @Myrddin1955 4 роки тому +1

      @@w8stral You are totally entitled to your opinion!

    • @w8stral
      @w8stral 4 роки тому

      @@Myrddin1955 If he made it at least 50% shorter.... maybe it would be ok. It needs a lot of work

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 3 роки тому +1

      @@w8stral don't give up your day job mate.

    • @callmequaz9052
      @callmequaz9052 3 роки тому

      @@w8stral that's the funny thing about comedy. It's subjective.

  • @markriley5863
    @markriley5863 4 роки тому +212

    This is absolutely genius. The New York Joe Pesci type rant literally made me convulse with laughter.

    • @graemefarquharson465
      @graemefarquharson465 4 роки тому

      He's an Arse

    • @markriley5863
      @markriley5863 4 роки тому +12

      @@graemefarquharson465 Fair comment. I will await with relish your hilarious skit on global finance.

    • @markriley5863
      @markriley5863 4 роки тому +7

      @@graemefarquharson465 In fact if you don't like him stop watching his videos and posting negative comments you pathetic troll.

    • @graemefarquharson465
      @graemefarquharson465 4 роки тому

      @@markriley5863 Stick it up where there sun don't shine arsehole.

    • @markriley5863
      @markriley5863 4 роки тому +8

      @@graemefarquharson465 And there you have just confirmed the validity of my last comment. Oh I do love a reasoned intellectual debate. I'm guessing you are a barrister right?

  • @barryalexander2909
    @barryalexander2909 3 роки тому +16

    'The longest period was 25 years after the repeal of the corn laws. Ask Pops about it afterwards. They had it coming in the Crimea didn't they Pops? You and Gladstone yeah?' Laughing so much. Pure gold.

  • @maxbeale8186
    @maxbeale8186 3 роки тому +48

    8:52- That German ringtone had me pissing with laughter 😂😂😂😂, I have the same ringtone on my phone and am always tempted to answer with “Hallo Deutschland hier!!” whenever it rings

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Місяць тому

      AS HEARD IN MANY WW2 FILMS

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay 4 роки тому +124

    I know why markets crash.
    Drunks drive 'em.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 4 роки тому +1

      Drunks? No, it's cocaine.

  • @galesito1733
    @galesito1733 3 роки тому +19

    One of the most intelligent comedians out there.

  • @elliottdefoe9615
    @elliottdefoe9615 4 роки тому +19

    "NO, NOT DOING IT" Pure genius!

  • @alexrogan6563
    @alexrogan6563 Рік тому +6

    'Reckonomics' under-rated word.

  • @alexandroo7631
    @alexandroo7631 4 роки тому +24

    His German is jaw-dropping,I love this guy

  • @forlorndream1400
    @forlorndream1400 4 роки тому +45

    'My favourite black labrador, the one who's name i can't say in the workplace anymore.' Dambusters reference?

  • @AKAtAGG
    @AKAtAGG 4 роки тому +17

    seen you live on every tour since about 1995 and still every time i see every clip i am in tears of laughter. holy shit this is just what i need in 2020.

  • @jeff30795
    @jeff30795 4 роки тому +9

    This sketch is simply SUPERB! Thanks Guv.

  • @rasmusborreskov4531
    @rasmusborreskov4531 4 роки тому +61

    He actually spoke german!

    • @harrysb3002
      @harrysb3002 4 роки тому +1

      Der Richtige Arzt yes mate

    • @yamanmustafa
      @yamanmustafa 4 роки тому +7

      Really? Well I'm glad you pointed that out. I think he may have spoken English, too.

    • @roonilwazlib3089
      @roonilwazlib3089 3 роки тому +4

      He also spoke Japanese 👌🏻

    • @yurinaytar3023
      @yurinaytar3023 3 роки тому +2

      And American...which, did you know, is a form of English?

  • @Morgan-kj2qj
    @Morgan-kj2qj 4 роки тому +56

    He’s wearing a help for heroes band❤️❤️

    • @johnmacpherson9629
      @johnmacpherson9629 4 роки тому +5

      He Usually does m8.

    • @russcattell955i
      @russcattell955i 4 роки тому +4

      I got one on the mirror arm of my Triumph Bike.

    • @jdrancho1864
      @jdrancho1864 4 роки тому

      OK, but what's the tie pin?

    • @Morgan-kj2qj
      @Morgan-kj2qj 4 роки тому

      jd rancho cant rly see it well enough...

    • @keithfrost1190
      @keithfrost1190 4 роки тому

      @@jdrancho1864 It appears to be an inverted pound sign (£).

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 4 роки тому +73

    Hello Englaaaaaand Frankfurt here! 😆

  • @stevenpayne984
    @stevenpayne984 4 роки тому +34

    Fritz Messerschmidt for you on extension 109 😂

  • @classesanytime
    @classesanytime Рік тому +5

    The moment he said Tokyo I went to sit a little closer to the edge of my seat!! ... 😂😂😂😂

  • @Infrared01
    @Infrared01 4 роки тому +13

    "You fucking Fuck!"
    Captured the essence of the US eastern seaboard lol.

  • @jacobprice2579
    @jacobprice2579 4 роки тому +22

    It’s actually embarrassing how accurate this is haha

  • @Mentaljedi
    @Mentaljedi 4 роки тому +117

    And all the upper management golden parachute into their next top level job with giant bonuses as their employees lose their jobs and get media hate

    • @cpuuk
      @cpuuk 4 роки тому +9

      My boss made 4000 of us redundant in 2019, then awarded himself a £1.4M pay rise for all the saving he just made ¬_¬

    • @jprp999
      @jprp999 4 роки тому +5

      @@cpuuk And yet you let him live.......

    • @cpuuk
      @cpuuk 4 роки тому +2

      @@jprp999 aye :-(

    • @samuelthornton9179
      @samuelthornton9179 4 роки тому +7

      @@kaizenanalyst4833 fuck off

    • @samuelmoon9776
      @samuelmoon9776 4 роки тому

      as it should be

  • @真太郎緑間-f4j
    @真太郎緑間-f4j 4 роки тому +29

    Wagamama? Beautiful British name.

  • @bluesdave7063
    @bluesdave7063 4 роки тому +18

    This guy may actually be a genius.

  • @UncleGwendolyn
    @UncleGwendolyn 2 роки тому +6

    As someone who has lived in Cirencester all my life I can assure you nobody has ever set it alight.

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Місяць тому

      SHUSSSH SOMEONE WILL TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE

  • @redd_cat
    @redd_cat 4 роки тому +18

    Oh the Germany vs Brazil joke never gets old

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers 4 роки тому +23

    Genius comedy, merry xmas AL from some bloke who was never confused.

  • @spartan5018
    @spartan5018 4 роки тому +23

    14:18 as a New Yorker i am offended! he didn't say forgetaboutit once! unauthentic the rest is spot on though

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 4 роки тому +42

    Give that man a job as CEO of the Federal reserve

    • @TheSurviver72
      @TheSurviver72 4 роки тому +1

      And the Bank of England. In fact, the whole global economy. In for a penny, in for a pound. 😆

  • @johnavery3918
    @johnavery3918 4 роки тому +25

    I am only half way through it and nearly pissed myself twice, great underrated Comedian

  • @L3TH4L1TY
    @L3TH4L1TY 4 роки тому +12

    Loving the Dam Busters reference

  • @bodieofci5418
    @bodieofci5418 4 роки тому +156

    His dubbed Kung Fu movie is brilliant.

    • @johngayfer6873
      @johngayfer6873 2 роки тому

      That was my favourite part.

    • @kristoffereberius2476
      @kristoffereberius2476 2 роки тому +2

      I liked it for the comedy bit the least accurate part of the show using a Chinese movie dub for Tokyo. But fit the comedy nicely

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +1

      ​@@kristoffereberius2476easy rectification, it was Chinese Kung Fu film with poor Japanese dubbing!

  • @terrytk9398
    @terrytk9398 4 роки тому +46

    A great ear for voices - musical would not be an understatement. Comedic timing, intelligence, great observation and (Marxist) analysis. Very rare and special act.

    • @matthewjaredcox9753
      @matthewjaredcox9753 3 роки тому +4

      Marxist because he knows that the financial system is corrupt?

  • @hunterfinan7585
    @hunterfinan7585 4 роки тому +24

    As someone who's grown up around New York, I fuckin busted out laughing at 14:00

    • @GeoNeilUK
      @GeoNeilUK 3 роки тому +5

      If he did that bit in New York, how would it have gone down? I have a feeling the New Yorkers would have loved it!

  • @pauls3204
    @pauls3204 6 місяців тому +1

    Undoubtedly one of the best sets ever done !

  • @TheSlickest
    @TheSlickest 3 роки тому +28

    I lost my shit when that German phone rang... absolutely brilliant

  • @JasonWeakley
    @JasonWeakley 4 роки тому +37

    Extension 109! 🤣🤣🤣
    That meta right there! Love it!

    • @Tank1711
      @Tank1711 4 роки тому +3

      I fucking loved this part, I wonder how many people heads it flew over

    • @vihurah9554
      @vihurah9554 4 роки тому +4

      @@Tank1711 I'd say it flew high over plenty "ba dum tss"

    • @franccosta69
      @franccosta69 4 роки тому

      @@vihurah9554 good one

    • @fredshols1856
      @fredshols1856 3 роки тому

      Explain please??

    • @barryhumphries4514
      @barryhumphries4514 3 роки тому

      @@fredshols1856 109 refers to the WWII German BF109 fighter aircraft.

  • @WintersWar
    @WintersWar 4 роки тому +5

    He puts his all in these routines. don't burn out.

  • @roberthamilton5600
    @roberthamilton5600 3 роки тому +17

    Just simply British comedy, the best

  • @Joes1989
    @Joes1989 4 роки тому +173

    Herr Focke Wulf, Herr Junkers,Herr Heinkel and Fraüline Tigertank 😂😂😂

    • @peteroz7332
      @peteroz7332 4 роки тому +3

      Was there Dornier as well? 😉

    • @Temerald51
      @Temerald51 3 роки тому +1

      Herr Panzerkampfwagen anyone?

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 2 роки тому +1

      @@Temerald51 Herr Panzerkampfwagon actually used to be a partner at the firm but decided the lifestyle wasn’t for him and now does interpretive dance

  • @FBXL5
    @FBXL5 4 роки тому +14

    Hang my head in shame I have never watched him before I can only say brilliant more than just a comic.
    Buff said

    • @FBXL5
      @FBXL5 4 роки тому +1

      Meant nuff said

  • @itszyad4332
    @itszyad4332 4 роки тому +10

    The steiner joke was absolute gold

  • @dominusnostrum
    @dominusnostrum 3 роки тому +9

    Very very very funny. Best comedy sketch I've seen in years.

  • @shoutatme7362
    @shoutatme7362 4 роки тому +83

    The irony is, he's basically right haha

    • @L.C.Sweeney
      @L.C.Sweeney 3 роки тому +2

      No. No he's not. This entire sketch has no bearing on reality.

    • @tincanmaniac1931
      @tincanmaniac1931 3 роки тому

      He's not right. It's still really funny, but it isn't correct.

    • @gregtaylor6146
      @gregtaylor6146 3 роки тому +2

      @@L.C.Sweeney - ..... except the bit about the Irish owing EVERYONE money, that's true, 100%

  • @bradleycovell9120
    @bradleycovell9120 4 роки тому +5

    English auto generated captions are deciphering his accent really well, the only word it keeps messing up is deutschland

  • @runningthor1999
    @runningthor1999 3 роки тому +28

    When he started singing "it's coming home" and talking about a$$-f--king Argentina laughed for 5 minutes without taking a breath.

    • @Nederdutchess
      @Nederdutchess Рік тому

      I've heard "es kommt zuhause" before but can't remember where. Is it a football chant or is it part of a song?

  • @varyingredbeard9827
    @varyingredbeard9827 4 роки тому +36

    cheers guv

  • @steve5825
    @steve5825 4 роки тому +30

    Can hardly see him through tears of laughter 😂😂😂

  • @robnunya572
    @robnunya572 4 роки тому +39

    Lots of silent talking.
    "shit."
    Gold.

  • @evansamuk5240
    @evansamuk5240 3 роки тому +6

    When he pointed up while saying its going down in the dubbed Tokyo Japanese bit... I lost it even more😅😅😂😂😭🤣😂😭🙌

  • @thearchibaldtuttle
    @thearchibaldtuttle 4 роки тому +21

    His German impression was next level!

  • @ashwynn4177
    @ashwynn4177 4 роки тому +3

    His observations on people and the world are spot on, all wrapped up in humour, but as or more accurate than a uni course in anthropology or sociology.

  • @musicalrugby1
    @musicalrugby1 3 місяці тому

    The biggest reason for Al Murray's success is because he writes some of the cleverest material on the circuit and delivers it in a way that is the simplest and funniest. He shows off without being a show-off. And he's naturally hilarious, he never looks like he's trying too hard

  • @jediroya6810
    @jediroya6810 3 роки тому +10

    Apart from the time zones and the ass-fucking, what he says about financial markets is basically true. It’s more about confidence and belief than it is about the underlying reality. And probably ass-fucking.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +1

      Stockmarket trading is very much about f**king other traders over!

  • @bigniper
    @bigniper 4 роки тому +2

    This is truer than most people Realise. ( Ex Market analyser )

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 3 роки тому +16

    What a fantastic night out this must've been. Al's such a great storyteller.
    A good music gig sends you home humming tunes; Al's audience would have been driving home shouting "WHAT THE F*CKIN' F*CK?" into their mobile phones... I hope nobody was pulled over by the police. :-)

  • @agnostic47
    @agnostic47 3 роки тому +5

    That's exactly how stockmarket crashes happen. Doubt spreads and within hours it's "sell, sell, sell".

  • @karlpage1
    @karlpage1 Рік тому +3

    What a brilliant sketch! Had me in stsitches! Well played sir :)

  • @EngineerXL319
    @EngineerXL319 Рік тому +2

    8:55 I want this as my ringtone

  • @drchunkybiscuit9973
    @drchunkybiscuit9973 4 роки тому +8

    8:52 with the German phone. 😂😂😂 Brilliant!!!

  • @emobaddie9791
    @emobaddie9791 4 роки тому +10

    Merry Christmas from New Zealand

    • @seangreen8023
      @seangreen8023 4 роки тому

      buck rodgers merry Christmas to you and a prosperous 2020

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 4 роки тому

      🇬🇧🇳🇿

  • @joejohnson8789
    @joejohnson8789 11 місяців тому +4

    "Nein, Wo ist Steiner" is a criminally underrated joke

  • @Boric78
    @Boric78 7 місяців тому

    Literally one of the funniest 20 or so minutes I have seen. That phone ringing in Germany - beyond LOL. Genius.

  • @LaurenceBakerAdobe
    @LaurenceBakerAdobe 4 роки тому +21

    05:31 This German found it funny

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 4 роки тому

      My German....sucks, but I haven't really used it for 30 years.
      It seemed like he was giving hell about football...and something about, fucking them in the ass

    • @paspax
      @paspax 3 роки тому

      @@phredphlintstone6455 .. I could sort of follow it. Argentina was copping a "jolly rogering", lol.

  • @phillipwalker6517
    @phillipwalker6517 3 роки тому +2

    This is hysterically funny and if I know anything about Al Murray it´s spot on.

  • @PeterJones-yq1xw
    @PeterJones-yq1xw 4 роки тому +13

    Great German phone.

  • @jonahthrane812
    @jonahthrane812 11 місяців тому +1

    His German isn't perfect, but it's surprisingly good.
    And his saying goodbye in German was perfect, from my experience if you don't say goodbye a minimum of 3 times (preferably 3 different ways) then you've said goodbye too quickly.

  • @jerryadamek3153
    @jerryadamek3153 4 роки тому +3

    You are EXTREMELY talented superbly intelligent person 🏆👍👏

  • @brodyguthrie9713
    @brodyguthrie9713 3 роки тому +8

    His New York accent is actually pretty accurate tbh

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ 2 роки тому +7

    "nein! das ist unglaublich! das ist unglaublich! wo ist Steiner? wo ist Steiner?!"
    *shoots himself*
    🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @MaxPlaid
    @MaxPlaid 2 роки тому +3

    BTW, this isn't a comedy sketch, it's pure facts!

  • @mcdaidmatthew
    @mcdaidmatthew 4 роки тому +6

    Pure gold!

  • @iansouthward7991
    @iansouthward7991 4 роки тому +2

    I worked in banking with a Herr Dreyher...... and this is so true.....

  • @Heihachiro504
    @Heihachiro504 4 роки тому +20

    "Wo ist Steiner?! Wo is Steiner?!" XD

    • @10wanderer
      @10wanderer 3 місяці тому

      Gersmitionhemonsvites acca P Sellers

  • @johnfisher7757
    @johnfisher7757 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you for all the smiles Al - wishing you all the best for 2020

  • @LazarSoljaga
    @LazarSoljaga 4 роки тому +3

    Its nice to see that Kaientai went in to finance after their wrestling carriers...

    • @David170390
      @David170390 3 роки тому +1

      ………………………..Indeed

  • @felixjackson2670
    @felixjackson2670 4 роки тому +10

    Reckon you’ve pinned it there. People think your joking....!

  • @orca78
    @orca78 3 роки тому

    Brilliant...I have to see him live...

  • @AbsoluteAbsurd
    @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 роки тому +4

    Almost cried watching this

  • @lesleymcshanemitchell9651
    @lesleymcshanemitchell9651 2 роки тому +2

    clever stuff Never heard of this guy He's brilliant

  • @tonyhekopiano5892
    @tonyhekopiano5892 4 роки тому +16

    This is funny as hell.