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КОМЕНТАРІ • 181

  • @brogeneral
    @brogeneral День тому +138

    0:59 Hugh Laurie feigns bewilderment so well he slips back into his British accent

    • @Shikatsuyatsuke
      @Shikatsuyatsuke День тому +6

      Good catch. Was able to hear it too after I rewatched that moment.

  • @hnbright
    @hnbright День тому +345

    Its sad. The soldier should have the choice to continue or be discharged after their defined service contract.

    • @johnmorykwas2343
      @johnmorykwas2343 День тому +16

      I have an unlimited commission. I'm in the mid 70s and they can still call me up.

    • @blacktimhoward4322
      @blacktimhoward4322 День тому +8

      @johnmorykwas2343 Honest question: would they? and if they did, would you legit go?

    • @skyapexxx
      @skyapexxx День тому

      right, all the times House breaks the rules but cant help the kid out. Now that kid has a lifetime of nerve pain.

    • @davevargas360
      @davevargas360 День тому +11

      You enlist for a total of 8 years. It can be 4 active 4 inactive. Desert Storm I enlisted for 4 and did 5 1/2 it’s what you sign! I saw many guys who had taken the Army check for years suddenly become devout Muslim so they wouldn’t have to fight and believe it should be cause for punishment.

    • @VioletScott2
      @VioletScott2 День тому +7

      We know full well, before enlisting, to what we’re agreeing. It’s explained over and over

  • @Omega-uc3wd
    @Omega-uc3wd День тому +155

    The first set of clips pisses me off. House is willing to lie to a patient's husband that she didn't cheat and got pregnant by herself for a bet, but isn't willing to lie for a guy who just wants to spend time with his family.

    • @greenstikbotyt
      @greenstikbotyt День тому +3

      he probably lied because it was interesting, it also was the only clinic patient house wanted to talk about to his team(but he was interrupted before he could talk about it)

    • @buttershush8895
      @buttershush8895 День тому

      I completely agree with you about the asininery of those situations. From a Watsonian perspective, it could be from House's strict military upbringing.

    • @henryptung
      @henryptung День тому +2

      House believes everyone lies. He thinks the soldier is lying, so he keeps giving him more challenges to prove that he's lying (he's not).

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx 19 годин тому +3

      you people can damage control it, but its just bad writing, bceause House can be rather inconsisten with his philosophy - of course, he is an addict, but also, he a character and sometimes writer sacrifice for a good scene even when maybe they shouldnt

    • @kzalesak4
      @kzalesak4 15 годин тому +3

      It is really just bad writing here

  • @Joe-sg9ll
    @Joe-sg9ll День тому +549

    a generation of doctors raised on this show aquired the condescending arrogance without developing the requisite talent

    • @edscott4729
      @edscott4729 День тому +40

      You take it too seriously.

    • @gailreed7601
      @gailreed7601 День тому

      Got news for you: doctors have *always* been full of condescending arrogance. Some just control it better than others.

    • @omyga2062
      @omyga2062 День тому +13

      Womp womp from med student

    • @blacktimhoward4322
      @blacktimhoward4322 День тому +11

      @Jonaegh I respectfully disagree that that is painfully obvious. To me, it's very possible that OP is just a fool. Not guaranteed, but. Both are possible

    • @paulperez1808
      @paulperez1808 День тому

      though there are quite a few, imo 😁✌️

  • @The_Official_Goblin
    @The_Official_Goblin День тому +83

    I mean...losing a foot is way better than losing your life in a war. Also can you imagine how much joy that kid would feel when they found out their dad loved them and their mom so much that he literally chose to lose his foot just to be able to see them grow up?

    • @StevenKling-ut9sh
      @StevenKling-ut9sh День тому

      And what if dad is also an abusive father

    • @JL-xz3zf
      @JL-xz3zf День тому +45

      @@StevenKling-ut9sh Then it will be easy to run away from him

    • @StevenKling-ut9sh
      @StevenKling-ut9sh День тому +1

      @@JL-xz3zf hahaha

    • @zenosama4055
      @zenosama4055 День тому

      10/10 joke ​@@JL-xz3zf

    • @beatman2359
      @beatman2359 День тому +9

      @@StevenKling-ut9sh What if everyone in the world turned into pudding

  • @ShallyMoney
    @ShallyMoney 21 годину тому +15

    I love it when house goes into his patient's room and they're confused cos they don't know he's their actual doctor...lol

  • @Odisher7
    @Odisher7 16 годин тому +12

    The first guy, the whole thing is amazing. The way in the end he's SMILING. I think he was supposed to be a reality check for house. He's always complaining about how he limps and the pain and yadda yadda, then he is confronted by a guy willing to sacrifice his whole leg for someone else.

    • @zonkedmc
      @zonkedmc 5 годин тому

      I mean it wasn't his whole leg. He still has a lot of it.

  • @karenlindley.9756
    @karenlindley.9756 День тому +70

    Oh I just love HOUSE………. Never has there been such a show like this …… I miss it

  • @Apprentice_life
    @Apprentice_life День тому +72

    Thats the point of humanity, he’d already served, risked his life for freedom… now its time to live the life hed fought for with the woman he loves….

    • @baseballruski6047
      @baseballruski6047 День тому

      his body belongs to the government. he gets no options

    • @TamiJoeris-ge5dg
      @TamiJoeris-ge5dg 23 години тому

      Exactly.

    • @shelldie8523
      @shelldie8523 15 годин тому +2

      Who's freedom certainly not the millions of displaced people. Perhaps it's the freedom of crude oil

    • @lampej_9251
      @lampej_9251 14 годин тому

      Ah yes, freedom. The lie that killed the most civilians.

    • @breveth
      @breveth 13 годин тому

      He was being forcibly reenlisted.

  • @bumba4
    @bumba4 День тому +54

    Taub's game character name is Taubinator..
    And House's OCCAM'S CHAINSHAW😁😁😁

  • @HattaTHEZulZILLA86
    @HattaTHEZulZILLA86 День тому +54

    In this day and age, I can understand the first guy's concerns.

    • @johannes.f.r.
      @johannes.f.r. День тому +10

      I can understand it in any day and age.

    • @Kruzzti-k8s
      @Kruzzti-k8s 8 годин тому +2

      yea i’m not going to a random country just to be taken out by a $10 kids toy drone that they glued a grenade to.

  • @PentaromaLMA0
    @PentaromaLMA0 23 години тому +5

    Taub getting hyped over winning against house like it was the greatest moment in his life

  • @Puppetgush
    @Puppetgush День тому +45

    Stop loss should be illegal

    • @kekistanimememan170
      @kekistanimememan170 День тому +1

      I mean if you read the fine print it does say 8 years.

    • @Puppetgush
      @Puppetgush День тому +14

      @ useful in war times but it’s a tough sell to say troops are vitally needed to go to Afghanistan for something that nothing has to do with us and disregard the original contractual agreement. War makes money I guess

  • @greenghost2008
    @greenghost2008 7 годин тому +2

    You know it's freaked up when even Dr. House is shocked.

  • @NineInchRuiner
    @NineInchRuiner День тому +46

    how I wish Kal Penn never accepted that government job

    • @svenno9951
      @svenno9951 День тому

      You really don't know what his real "job" was?

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis День тому

      ​@@svenno9951you say that like his job was drone striking infants in iraq

    • @professionalduckquack
      @professionalduckquack День тому +4

      Thanks Obama

    • @AzureShadow42
      @AzureShadow42 День тому +1

      @@svenno9951 what "real job"? He worked for the White House as a public liason

  • @MrAxedead
    @MrAxedead День тому +28

    We need longer format video's like these.

    • @asiamies9153
      @asiamies9153 День тому +7

      Just watch the series

    • @MrAxedead
      @MrAxedead 17 годин тому

      @@asiamies9153 I have, but I am not gonna rewatch the entire series just for the good bits.

    • @asiamies9153
      @asiamies9153 16 годин тому

      @@MrAxedead Then pick the short, good bits and fire up just the episode in question

  • @slomkaadas9603
    @slomkaadas9603 21 годину тому +2

    25:14 "Tesla was robbed!" 😂
    I love this show ❤

  • @Tales-From-The-Gold-Coast
    @Tales-From-The-Gold-Coast День тому +5

    That astronaut is a super good actor. I'd believe her on anything she acts out.

  • @modestlatios5553
    @modestlatios5553 День тому +25

    "Vietnam?"

    • @Thorax7x686
      @Thorax7x686 День тому +1

      Could be that

    • @warsh1p234
      @warsh1p234 День тому +3

      nah, he served in the great war as Lieutenant George, barely made it with his life

  • @thomasboldt3485
    @thomasboldt3485 День тому +6

    This episode is a Catch-22 for soldiers who have a conscience and try to bring a war story to an audience that had different opinions about his motives.

  • @derrickdinwiddie8759
    @derrickdinwiddie8759 9 годин тому +1

    This really should be titled "House vs the Military"

  • @MrRaynx3
    @MrRaynx3 День тому +8

    At the end....House does find a way to do surgery on the pilot. I think it was cutner or taub who suggested boob implants as a cover up to do surgery.

    • @ChanKimPien
      @ChanKimPien День тому +7

      It was Taub, he's a plastic surgeon.

    • @r00pea
      @r00pea 9 годин тому

      How are they gonna end a compilation video on a cliffhanger? >:(

  • @LonelyStardefender
    @LonelyStardefender День тому +20

    see,this is what i hate about house....
    when a woman wants to cheat her way into something,he is lenient,he provides them with options and remains silent but when it comes to men...hell throw them into the bus without hesitation
    he couldve helped the first guy but ohhhhh no,the goverment screw you,i dont care

    • @Jdjdjdujakzgsha
      @Jdjdjdujakzgsha День тому

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@blacktimhoward4322House helps a girl get away with cheating on her virgin boyfriend by saying that she has a rare condition that caused a virgin pregnancy
      But he won’t help this guy who’s been screwed over by the army
      He is definitely nicer to women then men, that’s not a “trump-like” position that’s just a fact based off his actions

    • @Jdjdjdujakzgsha
      @Jdjdjdujakzgsha День тому +1

      @@blacktimhoward4322house lies for a woman who’s cheating on her virgin boyfriend by saying she has a rare condition that causes virgin pregnancy.
      But he won’t lie for this guy who just wants to be there for his family
      He 100% likes women more then men

    • @65MaX73
      @65MaX73 День тому +9

      @@blacktimhoward4322 But it really feels out of his character that he's not helping genuine people (in the clinic). The first kid is as genuine as anyone else he's helped. He doesn't help dickheads and arrogant people. It's really inconsistent in this case

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 День тому

      I think it's far more realistic.

    • @MrRaynx3
      @MrRaynx3 День тому +2

      The reason why House couldnt help the first guy is probably he doesn't have any solutions to his discharge. Maybe House was busy with his own problems....and cant be bothered to help the dude..

  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 День тому +37

    Press F for the dude who has to keep finding new ways to chop old material into "new" clips...

    • @pawtleopard
      @pawtleopard День тому +1

      I think that's actually a win. Plus we wouldn't be here

    • @blacktimhoward4322
      @blacktimhoward4322 День тому

      @@pawtleopard Your mom and dad conceived you to a House clip?!... kinda hot

    • @PilowGNS
      @PilowGNS День тому

      F

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis День тому

      ​@@blacktimhoward4322yeah given when house was running that timespan is what, from like 2004-2012?
      so like 21-13?
      hm. :l

  • @TNTroXxor
    @TNTroXxor 4 години тому

    Airforce thinks $50k is gonna get her medical care

  • @garafanvou6586
    @garafanvou6586 День тому +2

    Papa house would be proud

  • @jackbiehle
    @jackbiehle День тому +1

    funny when Stewie and Brian shoot themselves and the guy says "We got a couple dead guys guarding the ammo thingy.....ammunition depot?

  • @takumi2023
    @takumi2023 12 годин тому

    If i remember correctly, they did a breast augmentation surgery to biopsy the lung. I think she got kicked out of the program because of medical reasons at the end. I dont remember what was the cause though.

  • @noblesleem1077
    @noblesleem1077 День тому

    Knowledge always sets apart

  • @r00pea
    @r00pea 9 годин тому

    The last episode is S4E2 since they graciously cut out the ending 👍

  • @winsomefoster
    @winsomefoster День тому +2

    Who are you ???am your long last cousin Ralph 😅😅😅

  • @ericgriffin9892
    @ericgriffin9892 День тому +1

    Wait this is a new video I have seen these same clips on this channel a hundred times I just thought I clicked on the same old video

  • @johnmorykwas2343
    @johnmorykwas2343 День тому +4

    How he can get 100% VA disabilities. That's about $3,500.00 a month tax free.
    Maybe not, he does not meet the special persuasion criteria.

  • @xBINARYGODx
    @xBINARYGODx 19 годин тому

    "I don't care about the fact they don't care" too bad the writers didn't care about the character they created and instead wanted a nice "oh wow foot missing" scene.

  • @martinhackx666
    @martinhackx666 День тому

    House looking like Niko Belic on da thumbnail.

  • @bmilano1580
    @bmilano1580 День тому +9

    Well she did pay him 50 grands

    • @jogligma120
      @jogligma120 День тому +1

      That still had to cover the bill in the end he wasn’t taking much

    • @blacktimhoward4322
      @blacktimhoward4322 День тому +1

      @jogligma120 Lowkey, he never does. It's a theme with him to not care about past due stuff

    • @jogligma120
      @jogligma120 День тому

      @@blacktimhoward4322 what are you talking about

    • @blacktimhoward4322
      @blacktimhoward4322 День тому

      @ Watch all episodes, not the clips posted here but EVERY FULL EP, and come back to me when you get it

    • @jogligma120
      @jogligma120 День тому

      @ I did and you make no sense

  • @rpdx3
    @rpdx3 День тому

    Those NASA docs have keen eyes 😅

  • @aprilmcknight1574
    @aprilmcknight1574 День тому +2

    My favorite episode...so funny

  • @Soturi92
    @Soturi92 День тому

    17:28 😂😂😂😂

  • @sneakyfingersdevandle8164
    @sneakyfingersdevandle8164 23 години тому

    3:34 bruh😅

  • @BaggyTheBloke
    @BaggyTheBloke День тому +1

    Taubinator wins

  • @theyhaventfedmesince
    @theyhaventfedmesince 21 годину тому +1

    "our homeland" said the British.

  • @Thorax7x686
    @Thorax7x686 День тому +5

    House lost to a videogame 😂7:10

  • @bickie603
    @bickie603 День тому

    Awesomeness

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 День тому +10

    Are there any clips of Park where she actually does a good job of acting?

  • @GrandMasterFromMaldives
    @GrandMasterFromMaldives День тому +1

    Bruh

  • @maggietaylor9713
    @maggietaylor9713 15 годин тому

    Not my experience. House is fiction. Whatever the programme aired the people who are really doing the job are irritated at the flagrant misrepresentation of their work.

  • @gemistar_
    @gemistar_ День тому +1

    third

  • @Chrisrpg1980
    @Chrisrpg1980 22 години тому +1

    I thought House is smart? Homeland wo t be safe if he doesn't go to Iraq or Afghanistan? Hahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha.... thats religious level stupid.

  • @themajor5824
    @themajor5824 День тому +1

    First

  • @LKMNOP
    @LKMNOP День тому +2

    Okay you plan the pregnancy but something got in the way. Welcome to the real world. And if you don't do your duty, then someone else's kid will grow up without a dad or mom. Think about that soldier

    • @tillmen4444
      @tillmen4444 День тому +13

      Like he said he did his contract, anyone else breaking a contract like that would be sued and crushed... only the American government can get away with it

    • @professionalduckquack
      @professionalduckquack День тому +4

      If he did his duty someone else's kid will grow up without a dad or mom too so it doesn't matter, there might be no kid at all because they all got bombed

  • @BayouDiddy
    @BayouDiddy День тому

    Nobody cares.
    NOBODY CARES!!!!!

    • @CS-hu7mj
      @CS-hu7mj День тому

      You're only finding this out now???😅

    • @BayouDiddy
      @BayouDiddy День тому

      @CS-hu7mj
      YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Illuminati42
    @Illuminati42 День тому +1

    From Season X Episode X ''TITLE'': PASSPORT DESCRIPTION