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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE 5 років тому +16914

    can you hear me?
    what happened?

    • @Fenbi
      @Fenbi 5 років тому +664

      jschlattLIVE dick and balls

    • @skilletlord3800
      @skilletlord3800 5 років тому +261

      *reverse card*
      Balls and dick

    • @V0RTA
      @V0RTA 5 років тому +61

      Stal plays

    • @Cabesandia
      @Cabesandia 5 років тому +57

      Would you like to buy my wares?

    • @salvolcano8842
      @salvolcano8842 5 років тому +32

      dick and balls

  • @sarahlin6600
    @sarahlin6600 5 років тому +9737

    as cooper so eloquently put it, youtubers like Ninja dont understand Carson’s humor because Carson is a human shitpost

    • @noivern2315
      @noivern2315 5 років тому +414

      Makes too much sense

    • @Donikin
      @Donikin 5 років тому +455

      I understand Carson’s humor,
      Did I want to?
      no

    • @funkyduckie8347
      @funkyduckie8347 5 років тому +8

      @@Donikin You didn't want to then.

    • @bikk7782
      @bikk7782 5 років тому +127

      Would you like to buy my wares?

    • @funkyduckie8347
      @funkyduckie8347 5 років тому +44

      @@bikk7782 Buy my wares!

  • @windykar3705
    @windykar3705 5 років тому +5543

    Everybody gangsta til Carson and Jschlatt pulls out the soundboard

  • @cxstielic
    @cxstielic 5 років тому +3939

    the fear in carson’s eyes when he heard “what are you doing step bro” and you can clearly see he changed his tab by the shadow on his face, interesting...

    • @ΞξξΞξξ-ω8κ
      @ΞξξΞξξ-ω8κ 5 років тому +17

      timecode plz

    • @yuh-hx5kq
      @yuh-hx5kq 5 років тому +129

      @@yeet4846 God damnit

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 5 років тому +65

      I would too even if i had normal tabs open

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 5 років тому +13

      @@Luke_092 I'm pretty sure a fair amount of people do

    • @AtE1600
      @AtE1600 5 років тому +39

      He was prob checking dicsord

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 5 років тому +3129

    "You can't say that bro!"
    "He's gay."
    *_"WHAT?"_*

    • @p1nstark
      @p1nstark 5 років тому +134

      You never played tuber simulator??!!

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 років тому +8

      like arin said, who knows what cpould happen to his body, he might gay

    • @WittleJr
      @WittleJr 5 років тому +25

      You know it’s fun right?

    • @eggsnbroccoli5367
      @eggsnbroccoli5367 5 років тому +1

      B-atiful! Yeas they said that nobody cares

    • @fatboytali
      @fatboytali 5 років тому +2

      AWOO?

  • @AnKangaru6005
    @AnKangaru6005 5 років тому +4523

    When Carson heard the porn he panicked so violently believing that his internet explorer duckduckgo tab betrayed him

  • @azalezthed-weeb9056
    @azalezthed-weeb9056 5 років тому +2626

    5:00
    Two men with schizophrenia try attacking their bullies who don't exist.

  • @notagod-5174
    @notagod-5174 5 років тому +1982

    Sky: "Says anything"
    Carson: *Turns on funny mic* "SKY...."

  • @nataliehaag3595
    @nataliehaag3595 5 років тому +1490

    Audio: *”What are you doing sTEPBRO-“
    Carson: **Is visibly confused**

    • @hi-to6sk
      @hi-to6sk 5 років тому +56

      I almost died when that happened.

    • @Zach135
      @Zach135 5 років тому +4

      Hahaha so funeeeeeee

    • @AtomicTheSniper
      @AtomicTheSniper 5 років тому +1

      Lovely_Trash timestamp?

    • @ghull3724
      @ghull3724 5 років тому +5

      1:36

    • @Wyl33_J
      @Wyl33_J 5 років тому +5

      broooooooooo the same time is at 17:29

  • @noaht6920
    @noaht6920 5 років тому +524

    Schlatt: Where’s James Charles??
    Carson: Gone, reduced to atoms.

  • @GrishaPavlov
    @GrishaPavlov 5 років тому +1062

    Carson: Turns on funny mic
    Jschlatt: "I'm so proud of you"

    • @sirjoj1641
      @sirjoj1641 5 років тому +12

      How does he do it lol

    • @IsaacTea
      @IsaacTea 5 років тому +7

      @@sirjoj1641 yeah what do they use?

    • @fredericksmith7013
      @fredericksmith7013 5 років тому +1

      Wait when did he?

    • @sirjoj1641
      @sirjoj1641 5 років тому +2

      @@fredericksmith7013 start of video

    • @Karnemelk
      @Karnemelk 5 років тому +2

      I funny mic by turning my mic up to +30 decibels.

  • @gebrelgamutan
    @gebrelgamutan 5 років тому +3261

    "No, James Charles has more viewers than me!
    T H I S W I L L N O T S T A N D ! "

  • @CornChipToes
    @CornChipToes 5 років тому +1778

    The same person who mined diamonds with a stone pickaxe is hosting a minecraft tournament seems legit

    • @itmekt8571
      @itmekt8571 5 років тому +3

      Who is even hosting minecraft monday?

    • @derpty1094
      @derpty1094 5 років тому +80

      dont you know? the one and only keemstar

    • @itmekt8571
      @itmekt8571 5 років тому +22

      @@derpty1094 i thought the twitter screenshot was just a meme lol

  • @dutchduk3342
    @dutchduk3342 5 років тому +926

    Im glad Carson tormenting other youtubers is officially weekly now

    • @e.v4892
      @e.v4892 5 років тому +14

      weird way to spell technoblade, but yeah Carson tormenting other youtubers

  • @Coherek
    @Coherek 5 років тому +1980

    Gumball killed James Charles in minecraft
    *END OF STORY*

    • @linkadoodle9568
      @linkadoodle9568 5 років тому +111

      Gumball legally murders gay man in minecraft (2019 colorized)

    • @stevebook5678
      @stevebook5678 5 років тому +6

      James Velasquez Carson is going bald

    • @frugallul
      @frugallul 5 років тому +14

      He didn't say he would eliminate the gays along with the middle class

    • @yotamvax1920
      @yotamvax1920 5 років тому +1

      James Velasquez ha darson ha

    • @MalevolentFiber
      @MalevolentFiber 5 років тому +1

      James Velasquez stop spoiling the Endgame re-release

  • @willbegone_
    @willbegone_ 5 років тому +1629

    I absolutely love how adam/sky just pops in and out of carsons videos

    • @bromicorn
      @bromicorn 4 роки тому +54

      He's like stan lee

    • @fooligansrock7837
      @fooligansrock7837 4 роки тому +14

      Your account name is pronounced ‘Bwaze

    • @willbegone_
      @willbegone_ 4 роки тому +3

      @@fooligansrock7837 What😂

    • @fooligansrock7837
      @fooligansrock7837 4 роки тому +21

      Błaze you have the Polish ł in your user, which is pronounced W, just wanted to let you know

    • @cenfer9962
      @cenfer9962 4 роки тому +9

      @@fooligansrock7837 wow exposing the man as a furry ay

  • @bert5847
    @bert5847 5 років тому +2039

    First a rivalry against the Misfits, now Felix and James. Who will be their next victims?

    • @dillonnelson3046
      @dillonnelson3046 5 років тому +20

      hes like the joe budden of minecraft youtube

    • @fwoopie2635
      @fwoopie2635 5 років тому +2

      Nobody like this comment. It's at 420 likes. Fucking keep it that way

    • @robbludis5184
      @robbludis5184 5 років тому +3

      isnt that what youtube rappers are

    • @sakura-ff5up
      @sakura-ff5up 5 років тому +5

      this be a bruh moment

    • @spawsAss
      @spawsAss 5 років тому

      @The Red Soldier my scalp is small and i can not comprehend what you have said

  • @lizzynielsen2009
    @lizzynielsen2009 5 років тому +1247

    Carson: (uses funny mic before jschlatt)
    Jschlatt: Am I a joke to you

    • @thealphas1
      @thealphas1 5 років тому +12

      Haha meme comment

    • @doomi_nukem
      @doomi_nukem 5 років тому +1

      @@thealphas1 funny

    • @batfluttershy
      @batfluttershy 5 років тому +12

      Schlatt was very upset this stream

    • @linnncolnnn339
      @linnncolnnn339 5 років тому

      Anyone know which voice changer he’s using?

    • @gogglez.
      @gogglez. 5 років тому

      Linnncolnnn i forgot the name of it but it’s $50

  • @marshy4770
    @marshy4770 5 років тому +571

    Carson had less viewers than James Charles.
    Carson was the second highest gay streamer on the site.

  • @jrw2319
    @jrw2319 5 років тому +711

    13:06
    For some reason out of that whole autotune segment this made me laugh the most

    • @asshole3239
      @asshole3239 4 роки тому +3

      I guess you could say you were fuckin' ded

  • @azalezthed-weeb9056
    @azalezthed-weeb9056 5 років тому +710

    0:40
    Carson's anger sent his microphone's quality to 10 years backwards.

    • @happyh0ur888
      @happyh0ur888 5 років тому +44

      You mean darson

    • @imnotnuggets
      @imnotnuggets 5 років тому +7

      I read this as microwave

    • @allright29456
      @allright29456 5 років тому +3

      heh, he do the funny

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 5 років тому +4

      He is confirmed to use Apex Legends microphones.

    • @NEP.TUNE.
      @NEP.TUNE. 5 років тому +1

      You mean AErson

  • @vagabondvirgil
    @vagabondvirgil 5 років тому +867

    I cannot express how much I love watching all these UA-camrs/Twitch streamers interact. Minecraft is truly bringing us all closer together, a real epic gamer moment.

  • @ethanpatrick9947
    @ethanpatrick9947 5 років тому +2204

    you guys have been winning lots of money recently

    • @yungbabych1ld504
      @yungbabych1ld504 5 років тому +5

      SUB TO YUNG BABY CH1LD YA DIG

    • @genderbender6958
      @genderbender6958 5 років тому +9

      @@yungbabych1ld504 keep on that grind

    • @ethanpatrick9947
      @ethanpatrick9947 5 років тому +29

      @Yung Baby Ch1ld sorry i don't dig, i mine (dab)

    • @OW2ADDICT
      @OW2ADDICT 5 років тому

      @@yungbabych1ld504 brooooo shut up plz just no

    • @dragosanie5055
      @dragosanie5055 5 років тому +5

      @@yungbabych1ld504 hey pro tip. People aren't going to like you if you harass them. Literally no artist or influencer ever made it by harassing people.

  • @johnschlatt
    @johnschlatt 5 років тому +419

    Schlat's voice actually sounds great with auto-tune 12:00

  • @Summboddi
    @Summboddi 5 років тому +518

    4:32
    I watched this live and I heard them overplay those voice clips and they’re permanently engraved in my memory

  • @gamma00crucis
    @gamma00crucis 5 років тому +225

    pewdiepie: calls carson darson once
    everyone else: *D A R S O N*

  • @HomeByMidnight
    @HomeByMidnight 5 років тому +508

    imagine being the same person who blew pewdiepie up and ate a raw onion
    wack

    • @gamerman9702
      @gamerman9702 5 років тому +20

      HomeByMidnight and be the friend of Gumball’s voice actor that killed James Charles

  • @jugweta6326
    @jugweta6326 5 років тому +2562

    Large

  • @obamanewsnetwork914
    @obamanewsnetwork914 5 років тому +187

    As someone who likes to watch jschlatts stream, his lack of a stream for the first two hours really hurt. Thank you for the stream darson

  • @greenishapples1732
    @greenishapples1732 5 років тому +46

    Honestly, I love how youtubers are mingling nowadays. The fact that I can see skydoesminecraft, callmecarson, pewdiepie, and james charels all in one video brings joy to my hearts

  • @The-hq1li
    @The-hq1li 5 років тому +2517

    Everybody gangsta until technoblade in on your compass tracker

    • @You-tv5io
      @You-tv5io 5 років тому

      Hahfms

    • @m4gnen4
      @m4gnen4 5 років тому

      copy paster

    • @fluke7506
      @fluke7506 5 років тому +22

      You stole this comment from a top comment on technos video just leave please

    • @jude6414
      @jude6414 5 років тому

      yes

    • @tontotest2952
      @tontotest2952 5 років тому +3

      Or until Carson goes funny mike

  • @peterb7189
    @peterb7189 5 років тому +1352

    Why is Carson's stream better quality than Pewdiepie's

    • @fallendevil471
      @fallendevil471 5 років тому +176

      Cuz pewds streams on dlive

    • @Glitchy666
      @Glitchy666 5 років тому +19

      Fallen Devil thats literally what i said to myself out loud

    • @ashemochi
      @ashemochi 5 років тому +21

      Because Carson is the better UA-camr

    • @greggoshep
      @greggoshep 5 років тому +30

      Cuz Pewdiepie’s content is terrible. Reason why I never subbed to his channel.

    • @ashemochi
      @ashemochi 5 років тому +5

      @@greggoshep honestly though

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 років тому +2488

    Carson?
    More like, uh...
    _Fartson._
    _ha. get pranked you dingus._

    • @vincentwincent
      @vincentwincent 5 років тому +68

      No dude, no dude
      Please don’t say that, that’s so mean dude

    • @strangerman7726
      @strangerman7726 5 років тому +18

      @@vincentwincent dude......shhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @SchmidleMcDingle
      @SchmidleMcDingle 5 років тому +5

      I am proud to be the accepting party of the 69th like.

    • @SchmidleMcDingle
      @SchmidleMcDingle 5 років тому +2

      Also very mean stop

    • @garko2958
      @garko2958 5 років тому +7

      You idiot. You moron.

  • @lavapancakes
    @lavapancakes 5 років тому +3440

    You blew PewDiePie? I thought that was James Charles' job

    • @codycorg
      @codycorg 5 років тому +25

      wow James Charles Hans job

    • @Trexrush1
      @Trexrush1 5 років тому +115

      *Marzia

    • @froot...
      @froot... 5 років тому +143

      *Brad

    • @dylanp.972
      @dylanp.972 5 років тому +13

      @wow James Charles actually played with PewDiePie in Minecraft.

    • @Angel-fl2ee
      @Angel-fl2ee 5 років тому +10

      Belle delphine already did that

  • @EdT0DoP3
    @EdT0DoP3 5 років тому +454

    1st. T series won Pewds
    2nd. Belle Delphine ate Pewds
    3rd. R.I.P Joergen
    4th. Carson blew up Pewds
    *W H A T N E X T?!*

    • @DingDangJon
      @DingDangJon 5 років тому +11

      4th. Profit

    • @funnyguy1059
      @funnyguy1059 5 років тому

      5th. UA-cam demonetizes Carson’s video

  • @ricardocasanova6249
    @ricardocasanova6249 4 роки тому +2031

    Carson to fitz: "come over so I can stab you in the back" that didn't age well

  • @RealGodskinDuo
    @RealGodskinDuo 5 років тому +692

    everybody gangsta until technoblade rolls out with a diamond sword

    • @ChaosKorp
      @ChaosKorp 5 років тому +29

      I think you mean a hotbar worth of speed soup and a few pearls

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 5 років тому +8

      F-22 Raptor
      Bruh techno killed a guy in full enchanted iron and an enchanted diamond sword with regular iron armor and a regular iron sword without soups
      It’s amazing how he could pull this shit off

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 років тому +1

      I've been a techno fan for ages and bruh,his sarcasm,his homour, I LOVE IT AND I WANT HIM TO BE IN THE SMPLIVE SERVER! THAT WOULD MAKE HIM SO EDGY AND WITH HIS HUMOUR,THAT WOULD FIT HIM DEVESTATINGLY AND I WANT IT TO HAPPEN RN! or even in the next season, hopefully...

    • @courtsannahferraro2482
      @courtsannahferraro2482 5 років тому +4

      ranch dressing bro everyone is gangster until technoblade rolls out with a wooden sword😂

    • @pcru
      @pcru 5 років тому

      Everyone gangsta until traves and cscoop fuck up darson and jahschlatt (im talking about the latest minecraft monday)(and yes traves and cooper won)

  • @pablob2321
    @pablob2321 5 років тому +262

    Lowkey upset that Carson didn’t put the clips of schlatt having a break down on stream

  • @AllDockCD
    @AllDockCD 5 років тому +272

    Girl Carson is my sleep paralysis demon

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 5 років тому +2

      thanks now I have the same demon

    • @daddylonglegs3698
      @daddylonglegs3698 5 років тому +2

      Thanks for sharing your paralysis demon with all of us.

    • @lizthatonenun
      @lizthatonenun 5 років тому

      My sleep paralysis demon is a younger version of me with a squeaky voice

  • @kermitthebanned4745
    @kermitthebanned4745 5 років тому +597

    *I was watching bordie and then a dlive ad came up. It was literally just pewdiepie clips with him talking to james Charles. Nothing else.*

  • @jannicoderso1591
    @jannicoderso1591 5 років тому +475

    Whaaat?
    It’s Monday again?!
    You know what that means!
    Shake your tail like this
    funny cat doe
    S

  • @lez9443
    @lez9443 5 років тому +530

    Minecraft Monday is pretty epic.
    Apart from sky’s rude remark about father Carson.
    I’m furious

  • @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk
    @Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk 5 років тому +253

    Carson and Schlatt definitely won the most entertaining stream award

    • @e.v4892
      @e.v4892 5 років тому +8

      [In an apocalyptic future]
      Welcome to Minecraft Mondays #571, nothing has changed; Technoblade is still overpowered as all hell and Carson and Jschlatt are still the most entertaining streamers. We've tried everything; we aren't even playing Minecraft anymore, it's Hytale. Nothing works, we should probably end the series. But the fans won't let us. Pig++++-pixel demands we continue, and too many of the fans like dick and balls. We are trapped in this Minecraft Mondays hell.

    • @e.v4892
      @e.v4892 5 років тому +1

      [In an apocalyptic future]Welcome to Minecraft Mondays #571, nothing has changed; Technoblade is still overpowered as all hell and Carson and Jschlatt are still the most entertaining streamers. We've tried everything; we aren't even playing Minecraft anymore, it's Hytale. Nothing works, we should probably end the series. But the fans won't let us. Pig++++-pixel demands we continue, and too many of the fans like dick and balls. We are trapped in this Minecraft Mondays hell.

    • @Zach-ic9ho
      @Zach-ic9ho 5 років тому

      Full of hell!

  • @oshawott773
    @oshawott773 5 років тому +162

    5:29 why does this remind of that time i was on anesthesia

  • @naofromset
    @naofromset 5 років тому +203

    Ar ar ar Spongebob me boy, I've committed multiple instances of _Darson_

  • @Rogger90
    @Rogger90 5 років тому +694

    Carson is blowing youtubers for views now.
    Pun maybe intended

    • @aerowrl
      @aerowrl 5 років тому +2

      Just sayin u know this is a joke right?

    • @Rogger90
      @Rogger90 5 років тому +2

      @@aerowrl lol yeah,its a joke too btw

    • @ravenspooktober6313
      @ravenspooktober6313 5 років тому

      Rogger 90 technoblade stabbing youtubers for views

  • @justanothercommenter7775
    @justanothercommenter7775 5 років тому +674

    Carson probably gained 1000 subscribers from PewDiePie just saying his name

    • @whatisspade1396
      @whatisspade1396 5 років тому +71

      Naw, no way that many people have a dlive account

    • @Dannico
      @Dannico 5 років тому +14

      Just Another Commenter there aren‘t even that Many people on earth

    • @justanothercommenter7775
      @justanothercommenter7775 5 років тому

      Daniel Böttcher epic

    • @byrpv8340
      @byrpv8340 5 років тому

      A lot of people were watching the stream

    • @justanothercommenter7775
      @justanothercommenter7775 5 років тому +3

      Tiina k welcome to the CallMeCarson cult, now hand over your soul and dedication

  • @justa.random-guy4760
    @justa.random-guy4760 5 років тому +350

    Can we get "Funny Voice Carson Screams Stop" 10 hours please?
    You know you want it Carson, you silly boy.

  • @jinkies5569
    @jinkies5569 5 років тому +311

    *stares at technoblade*
    “Yeah he’s where he belongs, he’s just bad at the game”
    Technoblade: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

  • @milky712.
    @milky712. 5 років тому +123

    A couple of months ago Carson and shlatt has never met each other. Now they are playing Minecraft Monday and both using funny mic

    • @ismaelflores7856
      @ismaelflores7856 5 років тому +4

      “ you know me dude”

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 5 років тому +1

      I’ve come to the conclusion that Minecraft is the ultimate multiplayer

  • @thegoldenpear3283
    @thegoldenpear3283 5 років тому +58

    13:08 Did you di-A-O-O-OH SHIIIIIT

  • @lildemmieon4261
    @lildemmieon4261 5 років тому +85

    The part where you pranked Fitz and Swagger just straight up killed me

  • @carterjean
    @carterjean 5 років тому +632

    get PewDiePie on SMPLive just to blow him up again

    • @Mac-tw3zu
      @Mac-tw3zu 5 років тому +28

      He would stream to DLive tho

    • @RatBoyDunce
      @RatBoyDunce 5 років тому +8

      Mac a stream's a stream

    • @severalanimations3369
      @severalanimations3369 5 років тому +3

      An then immediately ban him afterwards

    • @Katie-jc2zr
      @Katie-jc2zr 5 років тому

      Carter Jedi would pay money to see that

  • @imaginewagons1675
    @imaginewagons1675 5 років тому +517

    The girl voices sound like the laughing gas scene from ice age

  • @elysius660
    @elysius660 5 років тому +172

    14:51 PLEASE tell me how he makes his mic sound that bad, i need it

    • @ScrambledNotEggs
      @ScrambledNotEggs 5 років тому

      lol nub, peasant

    • @aaaaanotthebees
      @aaaaanotthebees 5 років тому +12

      I'm very late but he probably has a track conpressor effect and increases the gain by 100 decibels

    • @ScrambledNotEggs
      @ScrambledNotEggs 5 років тому +25

      @@aaaaanotthebees No, he has a special voice mod "track" panel to plug into his PC, its pretty expensive and he bought it just to make a few jokes.

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 5 років тому +9

      Just buy a bad mic

    • @lilhoopgeeked
      @lilhoopgeeked 4 роки тому

      webcam mic and then he gets real close and yells

  • @rpdllama3734
    @rpdllama3734 5 років тому +411

    Your funny mic sounds like how PewDiePie’s camera quality looks

  • @beckettkershaw3817
    @beckettkershaw3817 5 років тому +1006

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul in this extensive universe:
    JSchlatt: oNiOn

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 років тому +4

      *god has come to reap the sinners*

    • @blew1t
      @blew1t 5 років тому +1

      @@Ribbons0121R121 woah, god's a reapist?

    • @deeznuts-rp2ms
      @deeznuts-rp2ms 4 роки тому +9

      NOBODY:
      NOBODY AT ALL:
      NOBODY ON THIS PLANET:
      NOT EVEN THANOS:
      NOT EVEN BIG CHUNGUS:
      NOT EVEN UGANDAN KNUCKLES:
      NOT EVEN MY FATHER WHO LEFT ME:
      NOT EVEN STEVE FROM MINECRAFT:
      NOT EVEN MY LEFT NUT:
      NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN SLAVES IN MY BASEMENT:
      NOT EVEN THE COPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE:
      NOT EVEN THE KKK:
      NOT EVEN THE ILLUMINATI:
      NOT EVEN PEWDIEPIE:
      NOT EVEN ISIS:
      NOT EVEN BLACK PEOPLE:
      NOT EVEN JOHN WICK:
      NOT EVEN UA-cam CONSPIRACY THEORISTS:
      NOT EVEN FORTNITE PLAYERS:
      NOT EVEN MY KIDNEY STONE COLLECTION:
      NOT EVEN MR BEAST:
      NOT EVEN SANS FROM UNDERTALE:
      NOT EVEN JAHSEH ONFROY:
      NOT EVEN GEKYUMES FORESKIN:
      NOT EVEN BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY:
      NOT EVEN SHREK:
      NOT EVEN BART SIMPSON:
      NOT EVEN RICARDO MILOS:
      NOT EVEN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS:
      NOT EVEN MIKE WAZOWSKI:
      NOT EVEN BILLIE ELLISH:
      NOT EVEN BARNEY THE DINOSAUR:
      NOT EVEN JAMES CHARLES:
      NOT EVEN THE DUOLINGO OWL:
      NOT EVEN NOTRE DAME:
      NOT EVEN PLAYBOY CARTI:
      NOT EVEN LIGHTNING MCQUEEN:
      NOT EVEN ELON MUSK:
      NOT EVEN EMINEM:
      NOT EVEN DOGE:
      NOT EVEN MY DEAD WIFE:
      NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS:
      NOT EVEN JUSTIN BIEBER:
      NOT EVEN BUZZ LIGHTYEAR:
      NOT EVEN PETER GRIFFIN:
      NOT EVEN WALUIGI:
      NOT EVEN XBOX PLAYERS:
      NOT EVEN PS4 PLAYERS:
      NOT EVEN PC PLAYERS:
      NOT EVEN SWITCH PLAYERS:
      NOT EVEN WALUIGI:
      NOT EVEN FLAT EARTHERS:
      NOT EVEN FACEBOOK NORMIES:
      NOT EVEN BARRY FROM THE BEE MOVIE:
      NOT EVEN MORGZ:
      NOT EVEN MARK ZUCKERBERG:
      NOT EVEN BILL GATES:
      NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF:
      NOT EVEN NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SOUL ON THE FACE OF THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE:
      UA-cam COMMENTERS: "haha if i add nobody to the comment that makes it funnier"

    • @amelia4789
      @amelia4789 4 роки тому +1

      @@deeznuts-rp2ms this is great

    • @abstractfriends6722
      @abstractfriends6722 4 роки тому

      @@deeznuts-rp2ms im proud of you buddy

  • @TheAubelisk
    @TheAubelisk 5 років тому +99

    I love watching Carson bully my childhood heroes

  • @seventysix92
    @seventysix92 5 років тому +123

    when i heard “let’s hop in a chat with thinknoodles” i SHIVERED LEAVE THINK ALONE CARSON BAHAHAHAH

  • @weegeelord1337
    @weegeelord1337 5 років тому +120

    1 minute in and carson has the official schlatt branded funny mic (TM)
    i'm sad i missed this stream

  • @dfred5159
    @dfred5159 5 років тому +652

    Just had mouth surgery. Wisdoms are gone, the tumor is gone. Watching thisisn’t helping cause it’s so funny and I keep laughing and laughing hurts. fUK

    • @ntn7607
      @ntn7607 5 років тому +31

      Joy and pain, all in one in Carson's channel

    • @68polka
      @68polka 5 років тому +8

      t u m o r ?

    • @primitivechef8009
      @primitivechef8009 5 років тому +2

      @@68polka the amount of shitpost from Carson's highlights alone is enough for those sweat tumors

    • @WhyIsEverythingTaken
      @WhyIsEverythingTaken 5 років тому

      Nice dude

    • @chunkycheeks9101
      @chunkycheeks9101 5 років тому +5

      Good on you man congrats ❤️

  • @pines5916
    @pines5916 5 років тому +268

    On the Next Episode Of Minecraft Monday
    Carson: Hey Schlatt I turned myself into a pickle!

  • @aron1089
    @aron1089 4 роки тому +49

    Junkey came back at them with the "Yeah you guys like Darwin and Gumballs"

  • @molliehandinson6963
    @molliehandinson6963 5 років тому +113

    The girls voice is the human form of a squeaky balloon,
    It is the epitome of hell

    • @MegaHellstrike
      @MegaHellstrike 5 років тому +9

      @Micah Solomon Damn bro slow down you'll make her fall in love with you

    • @molliehandinson6963
      @molliehandinson6963 5 років тому

      Micah Solomon
      FUCK..
      Dude how did you know?

  • @scottyvsp
    @scottyvsp 5 років тому +157

    post the clip of Carson insulting pewdiepie on his subreddit so he sees it next lwiay

    • @gamerman9702
      @gamerman9702 5 років тому +12

      Godlike Necromancer there’s no more Pewdiepie subreddit it’s a Minecraft subreddit now

    • @abook2141
      @abook2141 4 роки тому

      what did he day lmfao

  • @thegrassman6369
    @thegrassman6369 5 років тому +145

    I am The Grass Man and I would pay my good Grass for Carson's bath water

    • @jchamilton4495
      @jchamilton4495 5 років тому +4

      Thank you grass man. Very Cool!

    • @sobuttered
      @sobuttered 5 років тому +3

      Dude, is grass man GAY???!?!!

  • @grimacemab2565
    @grimacemab2565 5 років тому +46

    17:02 is by far the best part

  • @windykar3705
    @windykar3705 5 років тому +83

    Everybody gangsta til Carson and Jschlatt joins the voice channel

  • @nathangerman2660
    @nathangerman2660 5 років тому +70

    Another episode of Carson and friends losing brain cells and slowly but surely giving each other permanent brain damage

  • @cringedetector442
    @cringedetector442 5 років тому +108

    Comedy reached it's all time peak as Carson combined Minecraft Survival Games with Auto Tune

  • @GamingEelektross
    @GamingEelektross 4 роки тому +161

    Somehow Carson getting that kill at 3:10 feels so satisfying

    • @hughhanson5414
      @hughhanson5414 4 роки тому +2

      actually though

    • @KatrinaBMoon
      @KatrinaBMoon 4 роки тому +18

      “come closer so that i can stab you in the back *like you deserve*”

    • @adityarao189
      @adityarao189 4 роки тому +1

      @@KatrinaBMoon he knew dude. he knew

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +211

    This feels like treason
    But I’m bored so let me get the popcorn

  • @benjaminbisaillon8784
    @benjaminbisaillon8784 5 років тому +208

    Honestly callmecarson is the best Minecraft youtuber he makes want to play Minecraft legit tho he is halarious!

    • @oxterspits5760
      @oxterspits5760 5 років тому +1

      benjamin bisaillon benjamin bisaillon

  • @obscurer1898
    @obscurer1898 5 років тому +183

    why is carsons mic so quiet in this version?

    • @W_Waves0519
      @W_Waves0519 5 років тому +5

      I think it's because hes using an actual headset and not his headphones

    • @rumbleizer
      @rumbleizer 5 років тому +2

      the audio is normalized/EQ'ed through editing

    • @obscurer1898
      @obscurer1898 5 років тому

      @@rumbleizer yeah but unless the mixing was real weird there's no reason i can think of for him to be quieter than in the stream

    • @obscurer1898
      @obscurer1898 5 років тому

      @FRE SH A VOCA DO didnt know the irish made mics. cool

  • @Owbe1
    @Owbe1 5 років тому +67

    “Carson, more like behind bar-son”
    *_Destruction 100_*

  • @ocelix
    @ocelix 5 років тому +68

    Minecraft mondays is carson’s favorite way to get depressed by lava traps

  • @antsinmyeyes9547
    @antsinmyeyes9547 5 років тому +56

    How long until ESPN starts showing Minecraft Monday?

  • @pengu4585
    @pengu4585 5 років тому +20

    Carson> gets wooden sword "Im rich!" Technoblade> Full iron just doesnt have a diamond sword "Dude were poor "

  • @saulcontreras7968
    @saulcontreras7968 5 років тому +130

    I just woke up and I thought to myself
    I wonder if Carson’s live

  • @elijahurbanozo8959
    @elijahurbanozo8959 5 років тому +46

    Carson’s videos are ones where you lose brain cells just watching but you cant stop watching.

  • @MaxwellEdison
    @MaxwellEdison 5 років тому +119

    Carson is using a GoXLR audio mixer for the funny Mic and reverb stuff

  • @hdhashbrown6726
    @hdhashbrown6726 5 років тому +114

    Changing an event to bedwars for Minecraft Monday are we Keemstar?
    *Technoblade intensifies*

    • @clnne
      @clnne 5 років тому +2

      Now they've decided mini-games so certain players won't have an edge.
      What they don't realize is that HE CAN TRY-HARD ANY GAME.

    • @athoo6101
      @athoo6101 5 років тому

      Clnne • mini-games are his main game

  • @josefmilly
    @josefmilly 5 років тому +48

    24:54 Never forget these words of wisdoms dude, these are the wisest of wisdoms right now

  • @TheFuzzyOcelot
    @TheFuzzyOcelot 5 років тому +229

    carson
    how do funny mic carson
    carson how you do funny mic effect please i must know
    i must know they have my family

    • @calb6109
      @calb6109 5 років тому +8

      put water on it

    • @clnne
      @clnne 5 років тому +2

      Would you like to buy my wares?

    • @bwabwabwabwabwashark
      @bwabwabwabwabwashark 5 років тому

      put completely in warm water for a few seconds

    • @CalebTheTwig
      @CalebTheTwig 5 років тому

      The Fuzzy Ocelot i think jschlatt switches to a webcam mic for the funny mic

    • @TheFuzzyOcelot
      @TheFuzzyOcelot 5 років тому

      @@CalebTheTwig Yea, but it seems like Carson is using a voice changer instead, mostly because it sounds way different from jschlatts funny mic.

  • @user-bw6ju8ve2c
    @user-bw6ju8ve2c 5 років тому +28

    JAMES CHARLES PLAYED MINECRAFT WITH FELIX???? WHERE TF HAVE I BEEN?? I'm shaken to my core.

    • @Hollydudd
      @Hollydudd 5 років тому +3

      it was live on DLive Pewds streams on there. It was this past monday

  • @ki2976
    @ki2976 5 років тому +318

    This and the n word stream comes up when I search pewdiepie...
    UA-cam must really not like him

  • @voidark420
    @voidark420 4 роки тому +20

    7:10 Schlatina was there and we didnt even notice....

  • @TeslaRoadster-cn8gq
    @TeslaRoadster-cn8gq 5 років тому +57

    Concept,
    Minecraft month. One never ending stream of all of our favorite UA-camrs. Sleep on stream, eat on stream, maybe even die on stream. It would be an epic gamer moment.

  • @HybridB0i
    @HybridB0i 5 років тому +81

    carson: *blows up Pewdiepie*
    everyone: weird Felix but ok

  • @sirsnake9865
    @sirsnake9865 5 років тому +61

    Jshlatt's girl voice is that one possum from Ice Age when he inhaled laughing gas

  • @tonysonions2860
    @tonysonions2860 2 роки тому +12

    " a hundred years of Carson and schlatt Minecraft Mondays"...

  • @butchersnake1
    @butchersnake1 5 років тому +27

    This stream was so much more depressing than the first one simply because of how distraught jschlatt was

  • @Burntpancakess
    @Burntpancakess 5 років тому +507

    ‘I blew up pewdiepie’
    *weird flex but okay*

  • @pinna3691
    @pinna3691 5 років тому +87

    jschlatt with the girl voice changer sounds like junky

  • @bayloranderson4124
    @bayloranderson4124 5 років тому +112

    25:09 Did schlatt just call HankVenom thicc?

  • @sovietdz15
    @sovietdz15 5 років тому +68

    how dare you not include thecnoblade saying *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD* because khorne is now very disapointed

  • @somethingbanter
    @somethingbanter 5 років тому +31

    carson, quick befriend felix as you do with all the other powerful UA-camrs

  • @tlam3028
    @tlam3028 5 років тому +31

    24:02 *sees technoblade*
    Cuts to Carson being dead

  • @thebuzzard4543
    @thebuzzard4543 5 років тому +20

    13:09 that was actually great sounding.

  • @Jetpack-Cow
    @Jetpack-Cow 5 років тому +108

    Nobody:
    PewDiePie after he gets blown up: Carson more like butthead

    • @catnat6571
      @catnat6571 5 років тому +3

      Carson? More like Behind Barson