Double Alien Abduction: The Vanishing Yorkshire Miner and the Policeman Plucked from Time
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Simon we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan Please make it happen
@UCAzLLe7zNX797xqKGVQV-ag you can dislike comments & lots of creators protested the removal of video dislikes but UA-cam(google/alphabet) profits from advertising, hiding dislikes dramatically increased watch time which increased UA-cam revenue, therefore it was a successful change. Nevermind all the people putting up troll videos with fake/bad (sometimes dangerous) tutorials that someone has no way to know if they're getting bad info or not because they see 500 liked but no the 10,000 dislikes.
Fact boy looks like he's double dipping in the VPN market; his capitalist heart beats on in the pursuit of the all mighty internet dollar!
Simon, there is nothing more entertaining than watching you, especially when a script is written by Danny and there is probing afoot!
Have you not read or seen the US Navy UFO FLIR videos and Radar videos = The Pentagon and Nasa are taking UFOs very seriously as well as Congress UFO hearing in May this year. DNI John Ratcliffe has stated the UFOs are out performing All US military aircraft and technology - here is the link ua-cam.com/video/Ap8GEJxc4Kc/v-deo.html
Danny's life is wild sometimes, and all we know about it is like a 2 minute snippet once a week.
It’s amazing what one can do with the mind from the confines of Simon’s blazement…allegedly.
@@Mister_MS.PAC-MAN Danny's secret is the mushrooms growing under the steam radiator in the northwest corner. A few of those and you will never be the same!
Yes. Definitely. We need a Danny Memoir before the basement
What you mean? He only has 2 min a week outside, otherwise he's locked in the basement.
Also, about the missing cows? Cows move an awful lot more quickly and quietly than you'd think. My girlfriend and I found a couple of cows that had broken out of a field the other night. We stopped the car, the cow stopped and stared at us. We turned to fix up the gate for two minutes, and when we turned back the cow was away down the hill. If something spooks one of those things, it doesn't bound off like a deer but it doesn't hang around either. And the herd will move together.
The cow was clearly teleported.
You obviously haven't seen the two cow abduction videos. One from Australia, the other at 40, 000 feet.
@@stefanschleps8758 No one has,because that's not real lol
And of course the cattle could have been in the locked yard because someone found them wandering the streets and herded them to a safe place and shut them in there to prevent further roaming.
@@sonder122 More or less what I thought when watching.
I'd like to thank Wikipedia for explaining what alien abduction was for me. Without that context, this video would have been uninterpretable
You beat me to it. 😅
Those information panels are off-putting, especially considering they were put in to fight covid disinformation, some of which turned out to be true.
Yeah that cracked me up, you beat me to it too 🙃
Well needed the bleeding obvious explained to us. Where would we be without the Wiki?
It's just making sure Simon doesn't miss anything.
The best way to avoid an alien abduction is to carry a HD camera and a stable tripod.
That's likely because the biggest argument against aliens is,no video lol
@@jeffdroog take your phone camera and try to take a video of the moon. try zooming in, try keeping it zoomed out, try setting it on a tripod, do whatever you want. it'll still come out as a blurry light
there's tons of UFO videos. they're just deniable because people don't have cameras that can produce high quality footage of objects in the sky. even planes just usually look like blobs.
there's also UFO videos from the military with high tech scanners that people still deny, they recorded maneuvers which were SO far removed from what our craft can do that they were deemed inaccurate and scrapped (suspicious in my opinion, especially when the pilot saw and confirmed it with their own eyes)
imo this is pretty obvious, the "why no video?" argument has so many holes in it. the evidence is out there. it's up to you whether you wanna dismiss it or not.
It doesn't matter what evidence you have no one Will ever believe you no matter how clear images
@AlicesonHarvey-um6lk Well,evidence would 100% matter,if there were any evidence to be had for a single alien abduction.
Also a great way to avoid Bigfoot
I had a very cosmic encounter with cows myself. Lot's of coloured bright lights, a foggy mist in the air... and those cows transmogrified the closer I (we, actually, there being 2 of us) got to them. Mind you we'd had a shed load of fungi some hours earlier. The cows were real though, we saw them every day, just not quite the same as when we saw them at 4am on a foggy, fungy morning. 🐄🍄
That isn't a cosmic encounter, you were tripping hard lmao.
@@garretth8224 It felt pretty cosmic!
🙃🤭🤣
Danny’s explanation of Alien Abduction is way better than the UA-cam/Wikipedia one
I like how the cell phone camera was invented...and alien abductions mysteriously dissappeared. Those darn aliens are clever.
Your cell phone is the last thing you will think about when you see one for yourself.
I saw my first when I was fifty, in the last thirteen years I've seen two more. Three in total. Grabbing my phone was the last thing on my mind. You will see one before you die.
Watch out what you wish for.
@@stefanschleps8758 why do you say that as though it's inevitable?! I think seeing these type things is quite rare and mostly unlikely!
@@teaspoonsofpeanutbutter6425 we are inevitable. We are bleeblorp.
Most people have had some weird shit happen to them, they just don’t want to remember or talk about cause it’s too…weird.
@@stefanschleps8758 Nice try. Billions of cameras have been sold since the 80s. Every time a meteor comes down, we have dozens of video confirmation from CCTV, dashcams, phones, despite that being rare events. But UFOs are never caught, despite there supposedly being dozens every single day . That is how we know you are a crazy person.
Danny's drinking story @36:52, and I lost it all over again: we always used to call these "UDI"s -- unidentified drinking injuries. Probably not the greatest reputation, but a fun story to tell the kids.
About the gentleman’s eyes being open in death. When you die your eyes and mouth automatically open. It could appear as if the person died screaming even if they died very peacefully.
True. The relaxed state of those muscles is in the open position.
I adore your endearing tangents and side-tracks as much as I miss your hilarious early years mispronunciation to absolute mangling of foreign (and sometimes English) language names, terms, and even phenomena.
Which is to say immensely.
Oh, hes still butchering pronounciations on a regular basis!
There is almost nothing I want more in the world then for some spooky shit happening to Simon :D
His mind is a closed book. If something happened he'd denie it no matter what.
@@tammy6610 *deny.
But yes, exactly. His wife could turn into a bigfoot in front of his face to prove it's all real and he'd just check himself into a psych ward. He'd never consider any possibility it was something weird.
He wouldn't give us the satisfaction that he saw a ghost even if in a video one appeared next to him and smacked his mic off the table
Me too....I always ivite nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
@@Bintangwarrior Dude, wake up! Your on the nod! Get off the keyboard before you break it! While your at it get off the dope!
You're talking about midsummer murders! My nan loved it and when my mum got older she ended up loving it as well.
Seems British people hit a certain age and end up watching midsummer murders 😅
I love Midsummer murders from the first episode, im not british and was 20 something when it began...I feel old 😮💨😟
That "What it's like reading a new science fiction book" thing reminds me of the introduction to Nightfall by Isaac Asimov and Robert Silverberg, where they basically say "This takes place on an alien world. Make up funny words if you want, but we don't think they add to the story, so we won't use them."
(That and Asimov's introduction to Nemesis where he writes what boils down to "I have no interest in fancy awards, I just want my readers to like this, so I'm not going to get fancy," are two of the reasons I love Asimov as an author.)
I really enjoy how the writers are spreading through the channels. I needed Captain Fizzybeard
Im surprised and pleased to be part of the early crowd!
Yay a Danny script!!!!
I consider myself a mild alcoholic (cope with OCD and anxiety) but I honestly never lost time or anything like that while being drunk 🤣 I guess I'm too afraid of that 😅
Yeah, I had a mate/flatmate who REGULARLY got blackout drunk. I never understood WHY ON EARTH that was "fun", I'd find it disturbing, disturbing enough to make sure it NEVER happened again.
@@u-neekusername4430 The reason you don't understand is because there's nothing to understand. It's a false premise that alcoholism and other addictions are fun. There's nothing fun about struggling with destructive compulsions that destroy lives.
@@brodotheblingbearer7970 Maybe I should have clarified that SHE claimed she was having fun (heard others say the same too)...but yeah, NOT fun!
Let's hear it for Captain Fizzybeard.. hero.. friend.. father.. incompetent alien.
"If someone was lying down not helping you it would be really hard to dress them"
*cries in nursing home CNA*
I didn't clock who the writer of the episode was, but the moment I heard that introduction, I knew it was Danny.
You’ve absolutely gotta check out the Coral Castle in Florida! It’s one of my favorite mysteries of all time and still keeps me wondering about it more often than I probably should! 😅
really why??
Yay aliens! Must say however as an epileptic I've lost many hours and woken up with weird injuries. Being sleep deprived will definitely set them off. However I know I have seizures so I can work out what happened. It must be very weird for people who have had their first one or only one.
I heard d a theory about seizures. Evidently some evolutionary scientists think they may stem from how quickly the human brain doubled in size over an exceedingly short amount of time. He said it was practically overnight in evolutionary terms. Since the brain had so little time to grow so much larger, he believed that seizures and certain illnesses were a result .
What a mooooving experience this post has been! Disappearing cows and butthole invasion!😂
I was driving home from a friend's house one evening. I was pretty tired but not to the point of impairment. And then I saw what looked like a plane hovering next to the highway. It was in the same place for something around 30 seconds before I drove past it, clearly seeing a hovering plane. That friend was convinced I saw a UFO. I was convinced I was seeing a hovering plane.
A few years ago, during one of my periodic searches for hovering planes, I learned about an effect that, from a moving car, can make an airplane look as if it's hovering. And now I wonder how many UFO sightings are similarly explainable?
And it doesn't even need a moving car.
What keeps planes up is airspeed, not gorundspeed. So a plane that stalls at 30 knots and flies into a 40 know headwind can not only hover, but even fly backwards.
I realized this a child. Several drives to the grandparents house sent us by an airport, and several times the flight path of the planes made them look as if they were hovering as we drove by. I remember asking my mom about that, and that's how she explained it.
The ball lightening i experienced in my home was like the size of an adult head, and lasted like 20+ seconds
It sounds like he may have had a stroke or something, and some lingering paranoia/hallucinations.
Regarding lost time, I remember driving home from work one night. Leaving the town my job was in looked very similar to driving out of the little town between that town and the one I lived in. I swear I was driving out of the first town, then the next thing I know, I'm driving out of the middle town. I have absolutely no memory of the time in between. I was a bit nervous that I might have fallen asleep, but I figure the most likely explanation is that I just kind of went on auto pilot. It was a route I had driven many, many times, so my memory may have just decided there was no reason to keep it.
That can happen on a very familiar route. You may be on autopilot, thinking about something else. It's a bit scary, though, to arrive and hope that you actually obeyed the traffic law. I assume the 'monkey' was driving. It's a smart monkey, but it has no business driving!
I've had that happen. I was under extreme stress during the period it happened routinely but I've also had it happen on just a regular day driving back home. Interestingly, it never happened on my way driving in to work, so I think it really is just autopilot.
Same here, going home from work, drove about 2 blocks and was suddenly pulling up into my driveway. Sunny afternoon with multiple stop lights and traffic. It was almost like I teleported. Freaked me out the 2 times it happened, but I chalked it up to being on "autopilot"
Something about "autopilot" driving that everyone might find reassuring: your brain isn't actually behaving any differently during these times than the times you can remember driving. The 'monkey' as Elizabeth calls it is still the same monkey as always that's behind the wheel. The only thing that's different is that, with routes you are familiar driving, your short term memory (which lasts a few seconds at most) does not always transfer the information to long term memory if nothing significantly different happens than the other dozen times you've driven the particular route. You're not 'in a daze' or something like that, you are fully aware in the moment of your driving and what you're doing, you just forget what you did a few seconds later because it's unnecessary information to commit to long term memory (as it's no different than your other memories of the route). So not as concerning as you might think!
@@hannahbbug3532 Thank you, that's a good explanation!
16:57 "Godfrey sounds like a logical and sensible man."
"...and look what happened to him."
This exchange is just perfect! Thank you Jen, for being awesome at what you do.
I would totally purchase Danny’s autobiography
You know it's going to be a good day when Simon talks about aliens.
Simon and his team are officially the most interesting people in the world.
Prove me wrong 🤷🏼♀️
Danny writing for DtU almost makes up for his less frequent BB scripts.
I mean, Kevin isn't bad, and he picks good topics, but Danny is Danny.
My aunt (in Liverpool) once agreed to babysit relatives’ children while they went to Iceland, thinking they’d be back in an hour… only to receive two suitcases alongside the two children and be told they’d be picked up in four days after the international trip, not a nip to the local supermarket
Here’s some actual facts about the Walton case. The logging company he worked for hadn’t completed their contract on time but there was a clause saying an unforeseen “act of god” would give them more time AND……suddenly Travis Walton is “abducted”. Also there was a made for TV movie about alien abductions just days before the event. Also the National Enquirer had a prize they were giving out for “true” alien abduction stories. Also despite what ufoologists would have you believe all of the people involved actually failed polygraph tests. And finally just when the police were about to arrest his friends…POOF Travis Walton suddenly reappeared. So yeah the whole story is complete BS.
The Travis Walton "case" involves no facts at all lol It was a homosexual getaway weekend,and the guys really wanted to cover it up.
I'd like to share two stories related to some side elements discussed in this video:
The first has to do with Simion being correct about the brain just having a spell. When I was about twelve I experienced a seizure...one minute I'm talking to my dad, the next I see a flash of bright light as a dragon breaths fire on me...only to regain consciousness moments later with my father standing over me.
The second is the perception of lost time. Coming home from work late one night, or early depending on one's stance of early morning hours, I lost about 25 minutes, which is roughly how long it takes to get from the town where I worked to the bottom of the mountain I lived on. I attribute these lost minutes as a culmination of two things: tiredness, and the hypnotic lines of the road resulting from being tired.
That all sounds a bit personal...
I dunno 🤷♂️ 25 min is a long time. I’d consider seeing a hypnotherapist and find out if I drove home at half speed while suffering from white line fever or if I’d been picked up by Mr. Gray for a quick game of hide the probe.
The second story is actually a common phenomenon called highway hypnosis. “[a] driver can travel lengthy distances, responding to external events in the expected, safe, and correct manner with no recollection of having consciously done so.” It’s kind of like a crazy combination of muscle memory and amnesia.
Whoa dude. Okay, thanks for the laugh! Danny's got to have earned some sunlight for this one! Cmon Simon, give him a lime and a good bottle k?
He nipped down to the grocery store to buy potatoes then got abducted by aliens? That must have happened to my dad, he went to get some smokes and never returned, probably got abducted by aliens
Dan's drunk story was great. I'd love to hear more side tangent comparisons like that.
It was January 10, 1981. I woke up screaming, bright lights in my eyes. It was cold. So very cold. There were tall beings surrounding me wearing strange masks. I was naked. They washed my body and wrapped me tightly in some kind of strange material. Then they handed me to my mother and I calmed down. I don't exactly remember this but I'm pretty sure this is how my birth went down. lol
My nephew was born that same day. Sadly, he's no longer with us.
@@toddnolastname4485 Not a surpise. About 385,000 babies are born a day, so that isn't noteworthy or special. Its not anything worth announcing.
@@garretth8224 Are you replying to me or to Todd? If to Todd, that is mean. And if to me, relax, the story was a joke.
@@garretth8224 just because nobody announced your birth doesn't mean you have to be a dick.
34:40 -- You might _suspect_ someone had been kidnapped in that situation, but you wouldn't be so damned sure as to insist on it.
Great to see Danny writing a new script after being fired from Brain Blaze. He and Callum were the best writers Simon had.
He hasn't been fired.
I am guessing that you are joking about the firing, but I do often wonder what happened to Callum. Loved his scripts.
Now I want to read that article in the news about Danny. That sounds hilarious.
So when Simon said Miner in the beginning I heard Minor and I was so confused as to why our main character was a 50 something year old man🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Sir Alexander Dane : Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan : Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane : MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred Kwan : You lost me.
Galaxy Quest was such a great movie.
comforting to know that the police spend their time driving around town looking for "suspicious cow activity"
Simon you crack me up with your inability to believe most of the stuff you end up having to read out and your alternative explanations for the strange occurrences are much more believable and hilarious alien abduction? sounds like he's tripping balls yes Simon spot on brilliant stuff
Holy cow a decoding the unknown script from Danny! Things must be looking up in the basement.
EDIT: Did Kevin smuggle the script out when he was working on the DTU contest scripts?
Photoshoping Simon's face onto the alien as he reads this. Perfect. I can't stop laughing.
40:30 Too bad the Futuro houses never really took off. Imagine the UFO sightings there would have been!
Accidentally set his head on fire! That made me laugh. Not just because it sounds like a ridiculous thing to do, but also because I have seen it done!
I believe the miner was abducted in order to steal his potatoes. On the planet Xara potatoes are rare and very valuable, costing in the neighborhood of 150,000 garsinks each, even more if sour cream and chives are included.
I've been inside one of those futuro houses. There was one being used as advertising for something when I was a kid &, after what seemed like a century waiting in the line to go in, I got to go in. It was very exciting to child me. I wanted it to take off & visit the stars. I was a science-fiction addict.
A lot happening at the same time…will have to look up alien abduction again to freshen up my mind.
A strange thing happened to me, one time I went to bed and woke up in hospital 3 days later. The police were called straight away and didn't find me for the weekend. I was wearing my clothes backward with odd shoes on. When I woke up I had no idea where I was let alone the hospital. They couldn't find anything wrong with me so let me go home. The thing is i have no clue what happened. I live in the town center so you would have thought they had found me sooner. scary shit.
We need simon to write a book. The life of simon, how many hundreds of stories do you have?! All the stories you told thru the years thru the 6000 youtube chanels you have. It would be so funny to read them stories, OR yet another youtube chanel where you once a week tell about your trips and what happens, your gap year, your rants etc. I would watch that for sure
It’d be incredibly dull 🥱
23:08 there was also an episode of Seven Days. In order to keep the information about alien time travel program from leaking out, Frank (the pilot of the timecraft) did an interview with the reporter who has the information, where he was totally honest about the program; however he starts off by saying he was pulled from a mental hospital, which did discredit the information.
All of which was true!
In the little town my SO is from, apparently someone drove through the bar wall, skidded up to the bar sideways, rolled the window down and proceeded to try ordering. Needless to say, the dude was drunk, but now the bar has a fun slogan 'Name-Here's Bar, not a drive-thru!'. The things people do when drunk lord have mercy lmfao.
In 1998 in Kissimmee, Florida my friend and I riding g our bikes on the way to his house to okay N64 stopped to smoke a joint in the woods by our subdivision. But before we could even light the joint we heard a low frequency hum, we looked all around and couldn’t find what was making the sound, it didnt sound like it was above us, but in Kissimmee which is close to Disney we were used to seeing Goodyear Blimps advertising attractions in the area so we looked up suspecting thats what it was. There was absolutely something there, it just wasn’t a blimp. It was black almost cloaked, but had a few very thin but very powerful lights on the bottom. The hair on our arms stood on end, and we both felt like an extreme field of static electricity. The object was about the size of a small passenger plane, like one of those connecting flight planes, slightly larger than a private jet but it wasn’t a plane either because it was just hovering, not even Blimps could hover in one spot for so long like this thing was. My friend officially freaked out lit the joint and we smoked a joint while staring at this thing. Then out of nowhere it just disappeared. We never really spoke of it to anyone, the first few we told ridiculed us, and called us crazy for thinking it was a UFO, so we agreed to just be quiet about it. And then the US released classified info about UAP’s and we spoke again about what we saw and both of us felt immediate vindication in what we saw.
To think in a Universe like ours where in our own Galaxy contains billions of Planets that we are alone is not only ignorant, it’s absurd.
I love it when Simon covers videos about todmorden. It's such a small little countryside town that hardly anyone has heard of so hearing such a popular youtuber covering my hometown is always fun.
Even when they butcher the pronunciation
@@bansidhe3787 everyone does I'm fine with it 😅
Knew it was gonna be tod, it just gets weirder and weirder down that valley. hebdens bad enough but once you hit tod it makes perfect sense the martians want to check it out
OH MY GOD I think there’s a Futuro House near me! Since I was a little kid, I’ve always remembered the “alien spaceship” house we passed on the way to the baseball field we played at. Just looked it up and it’s bang on what I remember! Thanks for the info, Fact Boi!
Funnily enough, there is a ramshackle Futuro house not far from where I live in Royse City, TX. Used to go by it every day on the way to school as a kid. It's even listed in Atlas Obscura. :P
Great bit of nostalgia. Thank you, Simon.
The name of the city "Todmorden" literally translates to "Death Murder" in German 😂
I believe I remember hearing that yea, if you’re willing to submit to it and aren’t hyper skeptical of it, hypnosis can help you get into a sort of subconscious trance state where you’re able to access memories that the conscious mind wants to block out. But it’s like… a long shot at best and it depends on the person’s willingness, because the mind is a powerful thing. If you believe it’s crap, your conscious mind basically won’t allow anything to happen. Dunno where I heard that tho
Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes has been sentenced to 11 years in prison. Unconnected to the video, but if Simon hasnt seen the news he needs to know.
“I appreciate if you stayed” awe 👉👈😊
Alright I have an explanation for the cow/cows being found shut into the car park. When I was driving home one day about a half mile from home there was a cow blocking the road. Leaving the cow there didn't seem like a great idea because I was worried it would cause an accident, so I moved it into the closest fenced area I could find. No idea if that field belonged to the people that owned the cow, but I decided it wouldn't be too hard for someone missing a cow to realize a cow mysteriously showed up in a neighbors yard so it would resolve itself. Once I got the cow off the road and blocked it with my car it was pretty easy to get it to wander past the gate so I could close it, and I'm guessing if someone saw them in the road and thought it was a hazard they may have found a way to herd the cows into the lot if the gate wasn't locked. Also quite possible for him to have missed the cows when driving by previously because you wouldn't necessarily think of looking in a car lot so you may not be looking as closely, and because they may have been obscured behind vehicles in the lot etc.
Since you brought up Travis Walton, you've got to do "Fire In The Sky" next.
Okay so the first time I helped one of my friends with little kids to put her kid's shoes on, despite having put my own shoes on for decades and the fact that her kid was quite willing to have said shoes put on, I found it extremely challenging to both put them on and tie them. It's not easy dressing someone else.
Danny highjacking DTU to talk about falling through a window drunk though 👌
I don’t know, Simon, I think it’s fair for the guy to capitalize off the thing that nearly destroyed his life. It’s taking ownership of something out of your control, and GETTING control of it! The ufo license plate nearly had me making seal sounds with my laughter!
But as for the repressed memory treatments - I don’t ever think it’s worth it. I’m a survivor of SA, it happened when I was 5, and while I don’t remember ANY of the actual assault, I remember the build up more clearly than I recall last night, despite it being 19 years ago. Other survivors I talked to who also had suppressed memories recommended I don’t look into trying to remember it 9 out of 10 of the times. Pretty sure a lot of the “memories” produced from these “sessions” are induced and kinda play into whatever perspective the session leader is taking which… is really, REALLY scary.
It’s like, no thank you, I’d rather NOT know the grim details my brain is saving me from.
Please let Danny write for Casual Criminalist!!!
"I got alien probed, and all i got was this lowsy T-shirt".
The T-Shirt: *Aliens don't exist*
"Those words are not real." --Simon
Simon, I have a 30 - 35 year old memory of when I *almost* saw a UFO. Wait, what, "almost?!?!?" you might say. yeah, laying in bed, as a child (maybe 8 - 12 sorry that's so vague) I saw several incredibly bright white lights "low" on the horizon and moving in a seemingly impossible manner. I was transfixed. Frozen in my bed with fear, but unable to look away, or pull the covers over my head. As I watched more near-impossible motion increased until it settled into a flat and steady path, the white lights were joined by red ones, and then the plane flew surprisingly low over my house. It is still vividly burned into my memory, and if I had the skills could recreate the incident with animation software.
Oh, not really certain why I wanted to share that, as I never have before (maybe that's why) and am curious if the people that think they saw a UFO bailed before it became clear what it actually was...
Love the channel!
-Shawn
Always bring water with you because, if you get stuck or something, at least you'll have some water. I can't tell you how many real life survival stories I have seen documentaries about where the person nearly died because of a lack of water. Just bring some water, especially if you're going somewhere hot and/or remote.
Anyone know what the title of the video about reading science fiction for the first time that he mentioned a bit after the five minute mark is?
There is no limit to an open mind. You can be open to all possibilities while employing logic.
I think that a good video to do would be on the Vampire skeletons that were found in Ireland.
"It's hard putting a coat on a dead body... allegedly."
Today I Found Out: there are other places in England called Leeds besides the large city in Yorkshire.
Also, Danny is an absolute legend for being drunk enough to walk through a pub window! 😆
It took 5 years of missing time and random injuries before I finally had a fit in front of someone. I thought I had early dementia at 49.
Is that DANNY'S MUSIC!!!!! the legend himself gracing us on DTU #OGBB I love it
Oh I’m from where Travis Walton is from! Most locals believe it in some way, kind of funny. The phone booth he made his 911 call from was preserved in a museum, and he usually warrants a section in any Arizona alien book.
I watch especially for your tangents
Check out the Falcon Lake Incident. There's photos and physical evidence of something weird happening.
Anyone got a link to the video Simon is talking about a little after the 5 minute mark? I'm not the greatest at searching things but I did try 4 separate searches and looked through some of the comments before asking lol
I want to know too! I was also unsuccessful in my searching.
I would like one of those houses, they looked cool.
You need to do a video on the Integratron in Landers California and its creation by George Van Tassel it's a crazy story and I think you would do it justice telling it
I remember the strange death of Zigmund, as if it was yesterday. His death affected many local people and its certainly nothing to mock or ridicule! If you actually checked out the facts. He lived in Tingley, his home address was actually quite close to junction 28 on the M62 motorway. (a Wakefield postcode, not Leeds!) Local people also told me that he worked at Lofthouse Colliery (again a Wakefield postcode, not Leeds!) He worked roughly 4 miles away from his home. Since the M62 motorway was first built, many local people called the junctions between 27 and 28 the UFO mile
Ah... Leeds Castle. Confusing people outside Kent since 857.
Dude, Emperor Pesto isn't evil, he's just misunderstood. He's under a lot of pressure
LOOOOOOOOOL Danny! Also Simon I like to joke that the aliens doing the abductions are fratboys that are getting off on hazing the primitive humans with dubious, possibly criminal deviant sexual actions.
Simon... That jumper is superb 🤌
Both the start, and your freestyle, reek of Douglas Adams style of writing and I love it. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy forever. (The books, not the garbage movie)
Oh, and of course you probe the backside if you're in a hurry and need a fecal sample and don't have time to let this alien thingy poop. They have no idea how often we poop. It's quicker just to fish around and get a sample. Think about that. Sweet dreams.
"Captain Fizzy Beard"
*double checks to make sure I hadn't opened a Brain Blaze ep on accident*
Love seeing Danny make the rounds to other channels😆
Danny's scripts are the shizzle.
I wonder if Ziggy is in any way related to George Adamski, the guy who infamously claimed to have been repeatedly visited by Nordic humanoids from Venus -- and attempted to prove it with a series of blurry photographs of a Venusian scout craft, which was later shown to be a miniature flying saucer made from lantern canopies and pingpong balls.
we have a small village ( i think it not even offically a village ) near me called Moscow ..*pronounced Moss Cow for Simon .
I like how they just ignore how prohibitly difficult it would be to drag a dead body to the top of a ten foot pile of coal. And what exactly would be the reason to do so.
Get Danny back to the basement to work on more Business Blaise!!!
And I didn't write it wrong!
Wait a minute... John Sherard... German Shepard... Alsatian! I've cracked it!!!
In the Simon-verse, does each youtube channel has its own basement of writers and producers, or do all the channels share a basement? If the former, what did Danny do to get transfered to another basement?
Simon has explained it in the past that his basement is multilayered, like the original Prince of Persia games