Chris Chan: The Love Quest™

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  • @WallabysArchive
    @WallabysArchive  Рік тому +131

    I had a really bad cold while recording this video FYI that's why I sound a bit off :P

  • @Chromatome
    @Chromatome Рік тому +1478

    On the topic of Chris' horrible grasp of all languages at the end of the video, Chris implied in a recent stream that he believes Spanish originates in Mexico, and seemingly doesn't know Spain exists.

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 Рік тому +51

      Lmao

    • @di3727
      @di3727 Рік тому +118

      Might as well be, Iberian Spanish and American Continental Spanish are so different that it quickly devolves into derision and sneering.

    • @CherryRhubarb00
      @CherryRhubarb00 Рік тому +4

      real

    • @Dannyboi-re7vb
      @Dannyboi-re7vb Рік тому +81

      @@di3727 depends. I can understand people from most countries that speak Spanish including Spain. Then they're people like the Dominicans who speak Spanish in a way that all of us agree we don't know jack shit about what theyre saying.

    • @Jasesaster
      @Jasesaster Рік тому +18

      I kinda want that to he Canon.
      But Mexico, no, Latin America has better Spanish

  • @pennhazezelton7183
    @pennhazezelton7183 Рік тому +699

    the thing that kills me about that one picture of chris and megan standing together is just the sheer discomfort on megan's face. she looks like she's being held hostage by a deranged polo-clad serial killer and trying her best not to look disgusted

    • @GreatNegus
      @GreatNegus Рік тому +60

      She looks like she's screaming for help with her eyes.

    • @archbishopofthecrusades9579
      @archbishopofthecrusades9579 9 місяців тому

      Shit man, I'm terrified and I'm not a 5'4 woman next to a 250 pound manchild that has rape fantasies about me.
      It's really sad. This was probably the first, and maybe only, real friend Chris ever made. She had a genuine interest in being his friend, and put in a lot mor effort than most. Bot to mention her poor home life and this is the person she deals with whilst trying to escape it. So many people would benefit with a Megan in their life and fucking Chris Chan got her lol. Probably avoids making friends with people, especially outcasts, now, and I definitely don't blame her.

    • @Sugamoto_Magazaki
      @Sugamoto_Magazaki 5 місяців тому +27

      Only trve kvlt fans know that she’s actually just eyeballing the next toy she’d make Chris buy for her with his lunch money

    • @SoireePoisson
      @SoireePoisson 5 місяців тому +7

      He can smell fear

    • @07_danishwistara29
      @07_danishwistara29 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Sugamoto_MagazakiMegan actually paid Chris back, there wasn't anything that malicious going on

  • @That0neguy420
    @That0neguy420 8 місяців тому +279

    "The pickle man tricked me again" said Chris, entirely straightfaced and serious about the devastation he feels

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 5 місяців тому +16

      the pickle man is a true menace

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 Рік тому +823

    What a child's mindset and an adult's libido does to a mf

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 Рік тому +3

      Not to mention being a porn addict and believing its real and educational. See: Kacy calls

    • @UwUImTheo
      @UwUImTheo 10 місяців тому

      *a hypers3xual rabbit's libido

    • @gamesake999
      @gamesake999 8 місяців тому +39

      As an autistic man I can 100% confirm.

    • @ScVmDoZeR8015
      @ScVmDoZeR8015 7 місяців тому +100

      ​@@gamesake999 dog that is not something you want to admit to

    • @gamesake999
      @gamesake999 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ScVmDoZeR8015 its a common thing in the autistic community to have mentally young people with adult age and sex drive idk what youre on mate

  • @K.Marie119
    @K.Marie119 Рік тому +745

    The way Chris always talks about finding a "boyfriend free girl" he can "make into a sweetheart from the ground up" genuinely makes me curious about the relationship dynamic between his parents. I've worked with vulnerable adults much like Chris and none of them have ever talked about a romantic partner the way he does.

    • @jampine8268
      @jampine8268 Рік тому +185

      It's obvious they where both quite conservative, and where stuck in an old view of family life, the old "Husband + wife, 2.5 Kids and white picket fence" shtick, it's arguably the reason Chris even exists, since they where both too irresponsibly old to have and raise kids, but they where stuck in the mindset of "Gotta have kids", possibly to look after them. Though Bob's pensions and service record probably would have left him a comfortable retirement, barb could probably spend any amount of money, which is why she needed to leach off someone.
      Given the old media Chris experienced through them, I think even anyone without autism would have end up with similar views, it's just Chris lacked any external influences to challenge them. If you note, after Bob died and Barb went senile, a lot of his old style views crumbled, as no-one reinforced them.

    • @Topdoggie7
      @Topdoggie7 Рік тому +96

      Barbara found Bob drunk and chased him around. Back then woman on man rape was a joke so when she got pregnant from violating a drunk man, she then demanded he cut off his own wife, kids, and even her own family. This is because Barbara tried to steal her sister's husband's thus Bob might be disloyal if he had anyone else to talk to. So in a way she cut him off his family and remade him into a hostage in the horde.

    • @Cuntypostaldude
      @Cuntypostaldude Рік тому +47

      ​@@Topdoggie7source ? Barbara would do some shit like that for sure but where is it confirmed ?

    • @frydemwingz
      @frydemwingz Рік тому +49

      everyone gets mad about this because they think it means Im saying Chris shouldnt be responsible for his actions, but his parents neglected and abused him. the chris fandom was always saying they feel for his parents and they were just ignorant old fashioned people, but that doesnt seem to be true. they bare min, neglected Chris badly, his dad didnt teach Chris anything about interacting with girls or anyone for that matter

    • @Grudgebearer47
      @Grudgebearer47 Рік тому +16

      If anything this makes me super worried about his relationship with Flutter

  • @lady_spider8481
    @lady_spider8481 Рік тому +424

    Holy shit seeing the horrible Megan drawing again made me realize why Chris called it "your sister came for cwc". It was ment for Lucas. MEGAN'S BROTHER. He though that one of the people moderating the site was Megan's brother.
    It's in this moments that i think i have seen too much Chris Chan content

    • @CordRocker
      @CordRocker Рік тому +55

      Wait, really? That's the reason he drew it??
      If that's true, then that explains alot

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 Рік тому +74

      And yet Chris still assumed he had a chance with Megan after that

    • @obnoxiouspedant
      @obnoxiouspedant Рік тому

      Huh thanks for illuminating that small nugget of feces behind the TV stand

    • @deaconthethird3218
      @deaconthethird3218 11 місяців тому +63

      *OH MY GOD.* Ohhh my God.
      Okay, *technically* the file name was, "ShecameforCWC" and the *caption* mentioned, "your sister", but... Holy *SHIT.* You have any idea how long I've kept up with Christory and never thought about that?? That is *RANCID.* You're telling me people would constantly interject with personal opinions on Cwcki articles, and yet you're the first person I've witnessed saying that? I can't think of *any* other reason it would mention that phrase. *JESUS.*

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan 10 місяців тому +29

      given Chris's fascination with incest, that makes it seem like the intent was to stir jealousy with the sister in the caption

  • @lyleabner2475
    @lyleabner2475 10 місяців тому +313

    I swear the way Chris talks makes it seem like English is his second language. Nobody talks the way Chris does, it's all very specific words and phrases. If you had a normal person that's never heard of Chris and asked them to read what he's said they'd think he had some sort of disorder or learning disability. Like nobody says "sweetheart" or "true and honest love" i believe he got his weird vocabulary from both his parents and random anime dubs

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead 7 місяців тому +75

      Lack of socialization/stunted socialization is pretty devastating for autistic kids.

    • @kilgoretrout4491
      @kilgoretrout4491 4 місяці тому +19

      I think Sweetheart is because of his old parents and how he lives in the south.

    • @theRCenby
      @theRCenby 3 місяці тому +14

      sweetheart is a normal and common word used as a word of endearment and or love.

    • @Dartingleopard
      @Dartingleopard 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@kilgoretrout4491Sweetheart is used up north too, but mostly by older folks. It is more of an old fashioned term than a regional one.

    • @whiteninji352
      @whiteninji352 2 місяці тому +2

      Sweetheart is a common term in the Southeast, which Chris is located. The true and honest love yeah that’s 100% not a normal phrase

  • @petarmilich8684
    @petarmilich8684 Рік тому +511

    Chris actually still believes in Santa Claus even now in his 40’s.

    • @CrimtaneFN
      @CrimtaneFN Рік тому +93

      You're telling me Santa wasn't really all along???😢

    • @szeretemahansant226
      @szeretemahansant226 11 місяців тому

      Santa IS real, jackass.

    • @dragongamerx12
      @dragongamerx12 11 місяців тому +35

      @@CrimtaneFN and neither was the easter bunny

    • @hazardouscube0878
      @hazardouscube0878 10 місяців тому +93

      Typical Santa Deniers. Don't be mad you got coal 5 years in a row.

    • @Just-Some-Helium
      @Just-Some-Helium 10 місяців тому +39

      @@CrimtaneFNThere is no Queen of England.

  • @ScVmDoZeR8015
    @ScVmDoZeR8015 Рік тому +157

    Sort of funny how Chris doesnt hate his father (speaking within the context of the love quest) probably because at some primal level hes not even really aware of, he doesnt see his bio family as a threat to reproduction

    • @pierce4026
      @pierce4026 Рік тому +52

      His dad is the only male who was willing to treat him like a baby all the way into adulthood. He was crying and throwing a tantrum at his highschool graduation so I can’t imagine even the most well meaning and charitable guys in highschool were willing to be around him

    • @rustym.shackelford5546
      @rustym.shackelford5546 7 місяців тому

      @@pierce4026 Bob should've worn a Rubber. Barb should've been sterilized. Oh well...

  • @jvharbin8337
    @jvharbin8337 Рік тому +194

    At least someones life is more pathetic than mine.

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 Рік тому +31

      Ikr. I never had a date back in the day. But now I don't care lol

    • @UwUImTheo
      @UwUImTheo 10 місяців тому +12

      Same

    • @TheDenssy
      @TheDenssy 3 місяці тому +7

      No matter how low you fall you can always look at Chris an say "hey, at least I'm not him" and feel a little better about yourself

    • @adilmait6005
      @adilmait6005 2 місяці тому

      @@TheDenssy nah bro if you have to compare your situation to chris chan so you can feel better, that alone is a big fucking neon red 10 ft sign that you need to do something about it

  • @chriscanul4075
    @chriscanul4075 Рік тому +113

    I know Chris Chan lore like the back of my hand, but I always click new videos about the Love Quest. Great job!!

    • @pierce4026
      @pierce4026 Рік тому +1

      Most of these events happened long before other lolcows even existed. Early Chris Chan content pre dates UA-cam

    • @Btobebone
      @Btobebone 9 місяців тому +2

      the old 'christorian' days. man i miss the 00's. its crazy that we're approaching the 15 year mark of the tomgirl saga

  • @macgyversmacbook1861
    @macgyversmacbook1861 Рік тому +139

    How Megan stayed friends with Chris as long as she did never ceases to amaze me. She felt sorry for him because he’s Autistic since her brother is as well, I’m Autistic and I know like any person we have creeps, Chris being one of them

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Рік тому

      It was more because she was leeching off his Social Security benefits to buy Nazi artifacts on eBay.

    • @soifinallyhaveanaccountnow
      @soifinallyhaveanaccountnow 2 місяці тому +5

      ⁠​⁠@@james656-k8e Yea but she would pay him back after though, the only reason she got him to buy her stuff was because she didn’t have an online shopping account but Chris (Barb and bob) did.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs Місяць тому

      Megan says in an email to Chris that no one in her family is autistic.
      The email can be read on Fatal Walter's channel in the Creepy Megan Emails videos.

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 Рік тому +222

    It's amazing Chris attempted to look for sweethearts over doing the comics. Now he doesn't do either now

    • @riuukover
      @riuukover Рік тому +15

      I think he has a girlfriend now. Or at least someone pretending to be his girlfriend

    • @juanca1125
      @juanca1125 Рік тому +8

      @@riuukoverO Flutter,

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 8 місяців тому

      ​@@juanca1125 O Flutter I'll be with you, still you are the gal-pal that I couldn't kill

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 7 місяців тому +8

      The comics were another tool to get sweet hearts.
      I beleive Chris thought that I'd he became a successful artist girls would love him.
      Sorta like how he thought getting a job would bring that

    • @catcrimes80
      @catcrimes80 4 місяці тому +1

      And not only that but would put alota work and passion into it. (Not normal work that people do to get a GF, like workout and get a job and work on their appearance) but did alota cartoonishly strange ways. Though strange they are like the red ribbon of fate. He put alota work into it despite being super lazy

  • @Castellans
    @Castellans Рік тому +94

    I used to follow Chris back in the day it’s so weird to see Chris go from some guy with sonic ocs on the internet to what he is now never seen a down fall like that

    • @Grudgebearer47
      @Grudgebearer47 Рік тому +5

      If anything post jail life for Chris has pretty much been uphill

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 7 місяців тому +4

      You must have been through one hell of a ride

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 7 місяців тому +7

      I'll be honest, I don't think he had very far to fall.

  • @siracha4956
    @siracha4956 Рік тому +262

    Maybe the boyfriend-free girl was the friends we made along the way

  • @noahlane6382
    @noahlane6382 Рік тому +67

    *Shortest Chris Chan Lore Video*
    (Somehow managed to fit this much lore in to 30 minutes, good job man)

  • @martino5742
    @martino5742 2 місяці тому +11

    "deep down, she knows he's a few electric hedgehog pokemon short of a chaotic combo" is one of the greatest lines ever

  • @richardmcgowan1651
    @richardmcgowan1651 11 місяців тому +77

    Cant help but notice Chris always get himself banned from public spaces a lot and in short order. Just goes to show he just can be around normal people without getting into trouble.

  • @mjohnsimon1337
    @mjohnsimon1337 8 місяців тому +24

    Another thing I remember hearing about was that for a time, Chris, in-person, would always introduce himself as an autistic individual who is either lonely and/or a virgin looking for love.
    A big reason he stopped doing that was because his parents told him to stop, likely because he did that right in front of them (likely at a church or something).

    • @mjohnsimon1337
      @mjohnsimon1337 8 місяців тому +5

      To add to this, Chris's parents would always defend him and his behavior during the many phone calls they'd get. Barb and Bob even said that what Chris was doing "ain't illegal".
      That almost always changes the moment something happens in front of them though.

  • @SomeFrenchie
    @SomeFrenchie Рік тому +132

    Imagine seeing this overweight regard in a stripped rugby shirt with a medallion of his OC running and screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" through the mall.

    • @SpencerByers
      @SpencerByers 2 місяці тому +2

      Don't forget also yelling curse ye hameha

  • @kritzkrieg14
    @kritzkrieg14 Рік тому +90

    Your editing is immaculate! Good job bro

  • @AllOfTheHallows
    @AllOfTheHallows Рік тому +68

    I love how at 1:43 it shows depictions of "his" characters actually drawn well and then it shows the horrendously bad art style of the ACTUAL comic It's hilarious

    • @madokami03
      @madokami03 5 місяців тому +10

      Mewtwo lookin like Voldemort

    • @slowazzd2165
      @slowazzd2165 4 місяці тому +5

      It's like a goddamn jumpscare

  • @taxevasion4870
    @taxevasion4870 Рік тому +147

    There's a lot of repetitive Chris Chan content out there, I'm always excited when you upload. Your videos are always well done and are great to watch/listen to 😊

  • @idk-jl7ts
    @idk-jl7ts 11 місяців тому +83

    some people just dont deserve love, like im sorry, but chris chan has proved time and time again that he just..
    put simply, if one cannot take care of themselves, how would they care for a lover?

    • @Lionstar16
      @Lionstar16 11 місяців тому +44

      A UA-camr called jackwhite2654 perfectly summed up why Chris doesn't deserve love in a comment he posted on GenoSamuel's Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 2:
      "Chris doesn't seem to realize that a relationship requires work, sacrifice and consideration. He thinks that a girlfriend exists solely to gratify him emotionally and physically, and he doesn't think for a second about what would be required on his end."

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 7 місяців тому

      If Chris hit the gym. Got rid of that yi yi ass haircut then maybe he'd get some bitches

  • @Se7enBeatleofDoom
    @Se7enBeatleofDoom Рік тому +85

    Chris-Chan might be the first lulzcow that got in trouble for trying to apply anime logic in real life, and he sure as hell, not the last. White Bowser learned this the hard way.

    • @james656-k8e
      @james656-k8e 11 місяців тому +3

      who's white bowser?

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 7 місяців тому +2

      God white bowser is chris chan if he was more into anime rather than sonic

    • @Dartingleopard
      @Dartingleopard 2 місяці тому

      ​@@james656-k8eAnother rabbit hole... He is an anime obsessed lolcow from Michigan, and I would say he is actually way worse than Chris Chan...

  • @amazingraichu96
    @amazingraichu96 8 місяців тому +20

    One thing Chris chan is failing to understand about his love quest is that a girl is supposed to be a add on to your life, not your whole life

  • @ConductorCatnip
    @ConductorCatnip Рік тому +51

    Listening to this while at work. The more I learn about Chris the more cursed this story gets, it's like a car crash in slow motion...

    • @MegaManlet
      @MegaManlet Рік тому +5

      It’s all downhill from here! ❤️

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 Рік тому +1

      And it keeps going, and it still gets worse

    • @I_Exist557
      @I_Exist557 9 місяців тому +2

      Oh, this is just the beginning mate. It'll keep getting worse as time goes.

    • @ConductorCatnip
      @ConductorCatnip 5 місяців тому

      Iits been a wild couple of months, the rabbit hole never stops. It's like watching someone Speedrun their life to ruin in the most unhinged way possible. ​@@I_Exist557

  • @Michael-McCollum
    @Michael-McCollum Рік тому +40

    4:54 the way you said pudding is fantastic

  • @tabii714
    @tabii714 11 місяців тому +46

    Damn it’s crazy to think the most well known Christory moments occurred when I was a literal baby

  • @umbrellacorpsecurity6511
    @umbrellacorpsecurity6511 Рік тому +114

    Megan as a dominatrix and Chris-Chan as her serial killer mentally challenged gooney who is infatuated with her and does anything she asks of him
    ( South Park - Fingerbang play's in the background )

  • @v3xplex
    @v3xplex Рік тому +30

    addicted to this editing style. subscribed, keep on going man!

  • @knotzed
    @knotzed 10 місяців тому +33

    Chris obviously didn't care if they had a bf the way he tried to trick kasey into thinking he was liquid cris and coming over to his house instead... that's a whole new kind of ... grape...

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 5 місяців тому +5

      He didn’t need to do that; he could just wait until she was 86 years old and half delusional to make his move.

    • @faithlessberserker5921
      @faithlessberserker5921 4 місяці тому

      You misspelled rape

    • @knotzed
      @knotzed 4 місяці тому +1

      @@faithlessberserker5921 I know..

    • @Dartingleopard
      @Dartingleopard 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@faithlessberserker5921it is because the algorithm doesn't like that word, and other specific words. So the words have to be changed to homophones to get the point across without negatively impacting how the algorithm pushes the content.

  • @artemshevtsov6062
    @artemshevtsov6062 29 днів тому +3

    I subbed because you put your money where your mouth is and did what people would like- Chris chan videos. Keep up the Christmas chan content. And I’ll keep watching and liking
    Don’t be afraid to switch it up now and then. But i really like this content.

  • @danielhayes9443
    @danielhayes9443 Рік тому +21

    I would really like to see a video more in-depth on the Jackie saga or the Alec Benson Leery saga. Possibly my two favorite sagas within the greater Chris Chan saga.

  • @DaShoopdahoop
    @DaShoopdahoop Рік тому +31

    for a channel this size the editing is god tier. Subscribed, I hope you grow!

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz Рік тому +39

    you know whats crazy? if chris just rode the wave of his fame from the early 2000s and never went full depraved, and just got soemone to force him to act a tiny bit normal, some girl would date him merely because hes famous. he just keep uping his crazy game over and over making him basically inoperable as a person.

  • @maxwellglover9598
    @maxwellglover9598 20 днів тому +2

    My nan died in August 2003 so it's comforting to know she was free from the love quest

  • @0Lottee0
    @0Lottee0 Рік тому +163

    Not Chris listing their ethnicity as 'Native American, White' on a dating site 💀

  • @violetlighting
    @violetlighting 5 місяців тому +7

    9:01 It’s confirmed. Watching Excel Saga is linked to Brain Damage

  • @tonyp114
    @tonyp114 8 місяців тому +16

    Wait, bro, Santa isn’t real?! What the fuck man?!

  • @2ktoucans
    @2ktoucans Рік тому +17

    I was walking outside and that lighting bolt sound when wes iseli appeared scared the shit out of me

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf Рік тому +10

    Top notch editing and research 👍

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 18 днів тому +2

    Something I’ve always loved is how Mary Lee Walsh in almost all media outside of Chris’s own depictions, is depicted as *ahem*, very attractive. I wonder if it’s out of respect for the woman whose life has likely been greatly affected by Chris.

  • @HinchChronical
    @HinchChronical Рік тому +14

    Been subscribed since the first vid you put out man, ong one of the only channels that’s been consistently making great content. Keep it up!

  • @undead923
    @undead923 Рік тому +30

    22:48 Bizarre Jumpscare

    • @maz7394
      @maz7394 Рік тому +9

      Chris does definitely have stand user energy

  • @mikeboyle5804
    @mikeboyle5804 Рік тому +5

    Damn this was well put together. Very nice

  • @irishladdie9702
    @irishladdie9702 Рік тому +7

    Great video brother, you’re editing is feckin hilarious

  • @jogugaga7121
    @jogugaga7121 Рік тому +8

    The goat has uploaded another hood classic once more.

  • @deathmetalpokemon
    @deathmetalpokemon 11 місяців тому +4

    Very informative and entertaining videos, subbed for the iceberg and this stuff is really good as well.

  • @GothChef
    @GothChef Рік тому +6

    luv your editing ♡

  • @PaperBanjo64
    @PaperBanjo64 13 днів тому +1

    I don't think Chris understood the attraction sign made him seem like a sex worker.

  • @thomassas
    @thomassas Рік тому +7

    Eyyyy big man! Small youtube boy here. Very nice editing. I love it. Really. Also i like your voice and accent

  • @boogiebong420
    @boogiebong420 Рік тому +11

    Certified christorian

  • @Mei-jd9rb
    @Mei-jd9rb Рік тому +4

    This editing is amazing !!

  • @ArendAlphaEagle
    @ArendAlphaEagle Рік тому +55

    "Novio" is Latin for "new", so "Noviophobia" sounds more like a fear for new things, rather than a fear for boyfriends...

    • @miggymogel9217
      @miggymogel9217 Рік тому +27

      novio also means boyfriend in spanish so it could be that

    • @Turtle-k5w
      @Turtle-k5w Рік тому +19

      Knowing CWC’s fear of change (blue arms), I feel like that definition also applies

    • @bluemariomedia8351
      @bluemariomedia8351 5 місяців тому +1

      Given how chris react to changes that check out.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 5 місяців тому +4

      Novus*

  • @xxEchoDecayxx
    @xxEchoDecayxx Рік тому +34

    Honey, wake up, the newest Wallaby Archive video has arrived

    • @Cables_
      @Cables_ Рік тому +2

      Come up with something original next time

    • @opalyasu7159
      @opalyasu7159 Рік тому +2

      Try actually waking up your honey instead of quietly texting everyone else about it 😂

  • @shadowlynx4330
    @shadowlynx4330 10 місяців тому +2

    You’re doing gods work.

  • @spritewhisper
    @spritewhisper Рік тому +4

    me binging all these videos every time i’m bored

  • @opticfloyyyd
    @opticfloyyyd 7 місяців тому +1

    Your editing is fantastic, man.

  • @reecey_017
    @reecey_017 Рік тому +27

    We makin it out of 14 branchland court with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢📢🔥🔥🔥

  • @CyberLou
    @CyberLou 7 місяців тому +2

    This guy got me to improve myself. He is a reminder of what not to become.

  • @TheKing60210
    @TheKing60210 Рік тому +6

    You cant beat Chris's Fashion taste lol

  • @theblingcycle
    @theblingcycle 7 місяців тому +6

    23:57 thanks im killing myself

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how no one has made jokes about the “I got what I deserve” shirt he wears

  • @m0istur
    @m0istur 4 місяці тому +3

    10:51 hey just a day after I was born :D

  • @UrosDjukic-z3d
    @UrosDjukic-z3d 9 місяців тому +2

    Let's be real... he just wants bed time, no love intented

  • @genericnameuwu8339
    @genericnameuwu8339 Рік тому +32

    I’m edging to this

  • @mrterp04
    @mrterp04 Рік тому +10

    10:12 “Shouting at walls”

    • @mrterp04
      @mrterp04 Рік тому +1

      Seriously, I’ve seen some strange stuff, but I’ve never seen someone shouting at a wall, much less in an indoor mall

  • @BobMossNanoTanks
    @BobMossNanoTanks 11 місяців тому +4

    I love this kind of shit. Subbed.

  • @Brick_Boi_
    @Brick_Boi_ 2 місяці тому +1

    14:50 well, that went from 0-100 real quick

  • @ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004
    @ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004 8 місяців тому +3

    2:54 not the snorlax sound effect 💀

  • @theeggplantman13456
    @theeggplantman13456 10 місяців тому +2

    7:16 the funniest thing i have ever seen

  • @Flowerfairyy27
    @Flowerfairyy27 6 місяців тому +5

    I wish i never looked at the bottom part of his drawing of Sonichu falling in love with Megan :( as if he can't get any more gross and vile...

  • @gutbucket6184
    @gutbucket6184 9 місяців тому +4

    2:03 That logo looks off…

  • @masoudshairzadeh6820
    @masoudshairzadeh6820 2 місяці тому +1

    Crazy how his whole life is documented 😂

  • @SysOpQueen
    @SysOpQueen Рік тому +9

    Jesus Chris...
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    t

  • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
    @PelinalDidNothingWrong 8 місяців тому +14

    As an Autistic person myself,on behalf of all Autistic's,we do not claim Chris Chan as one of our own

    • @monster-sc2bh
      @monster-sc2bh 7 місяців тому

      As another autistic person, I claim on behalf of every person on Earth that Chris Chan is absolutely deranged, and a new "condition" should be created for him to be properly diagnosed

  • @PainSandwich
    @PainSandwich 6 місяців тому +1

    The best way this possibly could’ve ended was if Rollin and Trollin was real and he just got off the internet after that

  • @Blastmeh
    @Blastmeh Місяць тому +1

    I laughed so hard I cried @7:18

  • @michealhill7275
    @michealhill7275 6 місяців тому +1

    I am new to the Chris-verse. With the way he pursues women, it reminds me of Skippy

  • @HybridPodvid
    @HybridPodvid 3 місяці тому +2

    When it comes to the whole idea of Chris and his Love Quest - going outside, falling in love and wanting a girlfriend - I don't see anything weird with that. I mean, most normal people, who reach their teens may feel the same way,
    However, the way Chris went about his Love Quest was... Not so well thought out, sadly.
    I do not blame the autism for Chris's behaviour, I blame the fact that his parents rejected any kind of help for him, that's what it's about, not just the autism, in my opinion.

  • @OrgusDin
    @OrgusDin Рік тому +28

    My lovequest is finally over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍🌈

  • @Jurassic_Allosaurus
    @Jurassic_Allosaurus 2 місяці тому +2

    I think I finally figured out what Chris actually wanted for a girlfriend based on all of what he wanted his girlfriend to be from the signs that he made, I think what he actually wanted was a “Sugar Mama” defined as a woman who offers support, typically financial or material to younger companion in exchange for romantic🤢 or sexual pleasure🤮, and I think it’s obvious that Chris might actually have been OK with dating an older woman as long as she can give him what he wants like sex obviously but also a child which might be possible but the thing that might be the limit is Chris wanting Sega and Nintendo to make Sonichu a legitimate franchise which can’t ever happen because of copyright infringement, which of course Chris would completely deny but still later on he’ll just keep Sonichu as a small independent thing that doesn’t get any money and eventually he’ll probably abandon it

  • @Tonyhawk420.m
    @Tonyhawk420.m Рік тому +6

    Hes gone off the rails

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 Рік тому +2

      He went off the rails back when he thought a divine GodBear changed his name.

  • @Certified_Marvin_M0ment
    @Certified_Marvin_M0ment 11 місяців тому +2

    what are the pixel block chris chan used in that imagine they look cool

  • @kinginci357
    @kinginci357 Рік тому +1

    I was waiting for this video after you announced you were making it, however it wasn't showing up in my subscription box at all and was only showing on your channel. Good video though!

  • @HelenaGFiorenza
    @HelenaGFiorenza Рік тому +3

    Cwc video time!

  • @wondermenel2811
    @wondermenel2811 Місяць тому

    finally
    a literal "literally me" character for me

  • @l.o.l7049
    @l.o.l7049 4 місяці тому +2

    23:59
    Shame on whoever made this 😂😂

  • @rustym.shackelford5546
    @rustym.shackelford5546 7 місяців тому +1

    Stories like this makes me consider that Child Abuse, while terrible, is ultimately justified, if it doesn't produce a Chris Chan.

  • @gothicbabboy666
    @gothicbabboy666 Рік тому +18

    dose anyone else wounder about how bob and barb never got cwc proper treatment for there autism, and how that probably would have turned out better for them, personally I think cwc would still have been a piece of crap but maybe troll free, let me know what y'all think

    • @henriettereines6273
      @henriettereines6273 Рік тому +4

      I don't think his parents believed that he had autism. I know that the school Chris went to suggested that he go to special Education classes and his parents pulled him out of that school and went somewhere else.

    • @gothicbabboy666
      @gothicbabboy666 Рік тому +4

      @@henriettereines6273 from my understanding that seems the most likely. kids with autism don't get a say in there IEP/education, only there parents. personalty I believe they knew and accepted it but thought he didn't need the help.

    • @Helpertin
      @Helpertin Рік тому +10

      Bob and Barb were already too old when they had him, and they come from a different era of American life prior to the internet being a thing and where funny people like Chris were placed into asylums and forgotten about. From their perspective avoiding special education meant avoiding a path that could place Chris in an asylum. They were also old themselves and couldn't realistically be expected to be as active as younger parents.
      Bob actually seemed to be doing the best he could and set had actually set up a cozy fund and pension for chris and barb... but barb squandered away the lions share of that with Chris being a little more responsible while still spent large amounts on frivolities such as legos and videogame DLCs for games he didn't even own.

    • @gothicbabboy666
      @gothicbabboy666 Рік тому +4

      @@Helpertin I thought they wasted it on the lawyer for from running over michael snyder, or at least most of it, we do know during the begging saga (Financhu) cwc did spend up to $6,267.09 on themself alone

    • @Helpertin
      @Helpertin Рік тому +6

      @@gothicbabboy666 barb hired one of the priciest lawyers availabale to her because she believed money spent = law suit won. She also wasted it on jewelry and other frivolities and adding to the hoard. Chris wasnt as bad with money as barb was. He never put his to good use but neither did barb.

  • @wolfetteplays8894
    @wolfetteplays8894 3 місяці тому

    11:39 ohh, so that is why plainrock124 was yelling walmart in that one video

  • @liquidchris5215
    @liquidchris5215 4 місяці тому +1

    did barb see the attraction sign?

  • @VixstraLarge
    @VixstraLarge 18 днів тому

    A "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" sounds like a TeamFourStar bit lmao

  • @elwen8525
    @elwen8525 2 місяці тому +1

    did he talk about the fact he had sex with a prostitute? which is pretty much the end of his love quest for him

  • @SleepyLuigi
    @SleepyLuigi 11 місяців тому

    This is probably my favorite saga.

  • @zorakthelonemantisoftheapo5680
    @zorakthelonemantisoftheapo5680 7 місяців тому

    1:54 isn't sfx from pokémon for some instance?

  • @Nic_2751
    @Nic_2751 5 місяців тому

    7:38 that scared the shit out of me (I had the volume maxed)

    • @uglify1325
      @uglify1325 4 місяці тому

      Don't you mean 7:35

  • @starflymkw
    @starflymkw 4 місяці тому +1

    Thanks. Now I know what not to do!