On the topic of Chris' horrible grasp of all languages at the end of the video, Chris implied in a recent stream that he believes Spanish originates in Mexico, and seemingly doesn't know Spain exists.
@@di3727 depends. I can understand people from most countries that speak Spanish including Spain. Then they're people like the Dominicans who speak Spanish in a way that all of us agree we don't know jack shit about what theyre saying.
the thing that kills me about that one picture of chris and megan standing together is just the sheer discomfort on megan's face. she looks like she's being held hostage by a deranged polo-clad serial killer and trying her best not to look disgusted
Shit man, I'm terrified and I'm not a 5'4 woman next to a 250 pound manchild that has rape fantasies about me. It's really sad. This was probably the first, and maybe only, real friend Chris ever made. She had a genuine interest in being his friend, and put in a lot mor effort than most. Bot to mention her poor home life and this is the person she deals with whilst trying to escape it. So many people would benefit with a Megan in their life and fucking Chris Chan got her lol. Probably avoids making friends with people, especially outcasts, now, and I definitely don't blame her.
The way Chris always talks about finding a "boyfriend free girl" he can "make into a sweetheart from the ground up" genuinely makes me curious about the relationship dynamic between his parents. I've worked with vulnerable adults much like Chris and none of them have ever talked about a romantic partner the way he does.
It's obvious they where both quite conservative, and where stuck in an old view of family life, the old "Husband + wife, 2.5 Kids and white picket fence" shtick, it's arguably the reason Chris even exists, since they where both too irresponsibly old to have and raise kids, but they where stuck in the mindset of "Gotta have kids", possibly to look after them. Though Bob's pensions and service record probably would have left him a comfortable retirement, barb could probably spend any amount of money, which is why she needed to leach off someone. Given the old media Chris experienced through them, I think even anyone without autism would have end up with similar views, it's just Chris lacked any external influences to challenge them. If you note, after Bob died and Barb went senile, a lot of his old style views crumbled, as no-one reinforced them.
Barbara found Bob drunk and chased him around. Back then woman on man rape was a joke so when she got pregnant from violating a drunk man, she then demanded he cut off his own wife, kids, and even her own family. This is because Barbara tried to steal her sister's husband's thus Bob might be disloyal if he had anyone else to talk to. So in a way she cut him off his family and remade him into a hostage in the horde.
everyone gets mad about this because they think it means Im saying Chris shouldnt be responsible for his actions, but his parents neglected and abused him. the chris fandom was always saying they feel for his parents and they were just ignorant old fashioned people, but that doesnt seem to be true. they bare min, neglected Chris badly, his dad didnt teach Chris anything about interacting with girls or anyone for that matter
Holy shit seeing the horrible Megan drawing again made me realize why Chris called it "your sister came for cwc". It was ment for Lucas. MEGAN'S BROTHER. He though that one of the people moderating the site was Megan's brother. It's in this moments that i think i have seen too much Chris Chan content
*OH MY GOD.* Ohhh my God. Okay, *technically* the file name was, "ShecameforCWC" and the *caption* mentioned, "your sister", but... Holy *SHIT.* You have any idea how long I've kept up with Christory and never thought about that?? That is *RANCID.* You're telling me people would constantly interject with personal opinions on Cwcki articles, and yet you're the first person I've witnessed saying that? I can't think of *any* other reason it would mention that phrase. *JESUS.*
I swear the way Chris talks makes it seem like English is his second language. Nobody talks the way Chris does, it's all very specific words and phrases. If you had a normal person that's never heard of Chris and asked them to read what he's said they'd think he had some sort of disorder or learning disability. Like nobody says "sweetheart" or "true and honest love" i believe he got his weird vocabulary from both his parents and random anime dubs
Sort of funny how Chris doesnt hate his father (speaking within the context of the love quest) probably because at some primal level hes not even really aware of, he doesnt see his bio family as a threat to reproduction
His dad is the only male who was willing to treat him like a baby all the way into adulthood. He was crying and throwing a tantrum at his highschool graduation so I can’t imagine even the most well meaning and charitable guys in highschool were willing to be around him
@@TheDenssy nah bro if you have to compare your situation to chris chan so you can feel better, that alone is a big fucking neon red 10 ft sign that you need to do something about it
How Megan stayed friends with Chris as long as she did never ceases to amaze me. She felt sorry for him because he’s Autistic since her brother is as well, I’m Autistic and I know like any person we have creeps, Chris being one of them
@@james656-k8e Yea but she would pay him back after though, the only reason she got him to buy her stuff was because she didn’t have an online shopping account but Chris (Barb and bob) did.
Megan says in an email to Chris that no one in her family is autistic. The email can be read on Fatal Walter's channel in the Creepy Megan Emails videos.
The comics were another tool to get sweet hearts. I beleive Chris thought that I'd he became a successful artist girls would love him. Sorta like how he thought getting a job would bring that
And not only that but would put alota work and passion into it. (Not normal work that people do to get a GF, like workout and get a job and work on their appearance) but did alota cartoonishly strange ways. Though strange they are like the red ribbon of fate. He put alota work into it despite being super lazy
I used to follow Chris back in the day it’s so weird to see Chris go from some guy with sonic ocs on the internet to what he is now never seen a down fall like that
Cant help but notice Chris always get himself banned from public spaces a lot and in short order. Just goes to show he just can be around normal people without getting into trouble.
Another thing I remember hearing about was that for a time, Chris, in-person, would always introduce himself as an autistic individual who is either lonely and/or a virgin looking for love. A big reason he stopped doing that was because his parents told him to stop, likely because he did that right in front of them (likely at a church or something).
To add to this, Chris's parents would always defend him and his behavior during the many phone calls they'd get. Barb and Bob even said that what Chris was doing "ain't illegal". That almost always changes the moment something happens in front of them though.
I love how at 1:43 it shows depictions of "his" characters actually drawn well and then it shows the horrendously bad art style of the ACTUAL comic It's hilarious
There's a lot of repetitive Chris Chan content out there, I'm always excited when you upload. Your videos are always well done and are great to watch/listen to 😊
some people just dont deserve love, like im sorry, but chris chan has proved time and time again that he just.. put simply, if one cannot take care of themselves, how would they care for a lover?
A UA-camr called jackwhite2654 perfectly summed up why Chris doesn't deserve love in a comment he posted on GenoSamuel's Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 2: "Chris doesn't seem to realize that a relationship requires work, sacrifice and consideration. He thinks that a girlfriend exists solely to gratify him emotionally and physically, and he doesn't think for a second about what would be required on his end."
Chris-Chan might be the first lulzcow that got in trouble for trying to apply anime logic in real life, and he sure as hell, not the last. White Bowser learned this the hard way.
Iits been a wild couple of months, the rabbit hole never stops. It's like watching someone Speedrun their life to ruin in the most unhinged way possible. @@I_Exist557
Megan as a dominatrix and Chris-Chan as her serial killer mentally challenged gooney who is infatuated with her and does anything she asks of him ( South Park - Fingerbang play's in the background )
Chris obviously didn't care if they had a bf the way he tried to trick kasey into thinking he was liquid cris and coming over to his house instead... that's a whole new kind of ... grape...
@@faithlessberserker5921it is because the algorithm doesn't like that word, and other specific words. So the words have to be changed to homophones to get the point across without negatively impacting how the algorithm pushes the content.
I subbed because you put your money where your mouth is and did what people would like- Chris chan videos. Keep up the Christmas chan content. And I’ll keep watching and liking Don’t be afraid to switch it up now and then. But i really like this content.
I would really like to see a video more in-depth on the Jackie saga or the Alec Benson Leery saga. Possibly my two favorite sagas within the greater Chris Chan saga.
you know whats crazy? if chris just rode the wave of his fame from the early 2000s and never went full depraved, and just got soemone to force him to act a tiny bit normal, some girl would date him merely because hes famous. he just keep uping his crazy game over and over making him basically inoperable as a person.
Something I’ve always loved is how Mary Lee Walsh in almost all media outside of Chris’s own depictions, is depicted as *ahem*, very attractive. I wonder if it’s out of respect for the woman whose life has likely been greatly affected by Chris.
As another autistic person, I claim on behalf of every person on Earth that Chris Chan is absolutely deranged, and a new "condition" should be created for him to be properly diagnosed
When it comes to the whole idea of Chris and his Love Quest - going outside, falling in love and wanting a girlfriend - I don't see anything weird with that. I mean, most normal people, who reach their teens may feel the same way, However, the way Chris went about his Love Quest was... Not so well thought out, sadly. I do not blame the autism for Chris's behaviour, I blame the fact that his parents rejected any kind of help for him, that's what it's about, not just the autism, in my opinion.
I think I finally figured out what Chris actually wanted for a girlfriend based on all of what he wanted his girlfriend to be from the signs that he made, I think what he actually wanted was a “Sugar Mama” defined as a woman who offers support, typically financial or material to younger companion in exchange for romantic🤢 or sexual pleasure🤮, and I think it’s obvious that Chris might actually have been OK with dating an older woman as long as she can give him what he wants like sex obviously but also a child which might be possible but the thing that might be the limit is Chris wanting Sega and Nintendo to make Sonichu a legitimate franchise which can’t ever happen because of copyright infringement, which of course Chris would completely deny but still later on he’ll just keep Sonichu as a small independent thing that doesn’t get any money and eventually he’ll probably abandon it
I was waiting for this video after you announced you were making it, however it wasn't showing up in my subscription box at all and was only showing on your channel. Good video though!
dose anyone else wounder about how bob and barb never got cwc proper treatment for there autism, and how that probably would have turned out better for them, personally I think cwc would still have been a piece of crap but maybe troll free, let me know what y'all think
I don't think his parents believed that he had autism. I know that the school Chris went to suggested that he go to special Education classes and his parents pulled him out of that school and went somewhere else.
@@henriettereines6273 from my understanding that seems the most likely. kids with autism don't get a say in there IEP/education, only there parents. personalty I believe they knew and accepted it but thought he didn't need the help.
Bob and Barb were already too old when they had him, and they come from a different era of American life prior to the internet being a thing and where funny people like Chris were placed into asylums and forgotten about. From their perspective avoiding special education meant avoiding a path that could place Chris in an asylum. They were also old themselves and couldn't realistically be expected to be as active as younger parents. Bob actually seemed to be doing the best he could and set had actually set up a cozy fund and pension for chris and barb... but barb squandered away the lions share of that with Chris being a little more responsible while still spent large amounts on frivolities such as legos and videogame DLCs for games he didn't even own.
@@Helpertin I thought they wasted it on the lawyer for from running over michael snyder, or at least most of it, we do know during the begging saga (Financhu) cwc did spend up to $6,267.09 on themself alone
@@gothicbabboy666 barb hired one of the priciest lawyers availabale to her because she believed money spent = law suit won. She also wasted it on jewelry and other frivolities and adding to the hoard. Chris wasnt as bad with money as barb was. He never put his to good use but neither did barb.
I had a really bad cold while recording this video FYI that's why I sound a bit off :P
Wish you to get better. These videos are masterpieces.
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@@WallabysArchive You're welcome.
On the topic of Chris' horrible grasp of all languages at the end of the video, Chris implied in a recent stream that he believes Spanish originates in Mexico, and seemingly doesn't know Spain exists.
Lmao
Might as well be, Iberian Spanish and American Continental Spanish are so different that it quickly devolves into derision and sneering.
real
@@di3727 depends. I can understand people from most countries that speak Spanish including Spain. Then they're people like the Dominicans who speak Spanish in a way that all of us agree we don't know jack shit about what theyre saying.
I kinda want that to he Canon.
But Mexico, no, Latin America has better Spanish
the thing that kills me about that one picture of chris and megan standing together is just the sheer discomfort on megan's face. she looks like she's being held hostage by a deranged polo-clad serial killer and trying her best not to look disgusted
She looks like she's screaming for help with her eyes.
Shit man, I'm terrified and I'm not a 5'4 woman next to a 250 pound manchild that has rape fantasies about me.
It's really sad. This was probably the first, and maybe only, real friend Chris ever made. She had a genuine interest in being his friend, and put in a lot mor effort than most. Bot to mention her poor home life and this is the person she deals with whilst trying to escape it. So many people would benefit with a Megan in their life and fucking Chris Chan got her lol. Probably avoids making friends with people, especially outcasts, now, and I definitely don't blame her.
Only trve kvlt fans know that she’s actually just eyeballing the next toy she’d make Chris buy for her with his lunch money
He can smell fear
@@Sugamoto_MagazakiMegan actually paid Chris back, there wasn't anything that malicious going on
"The pickle man tricked me again" said Chris, entirely straightfaced and serious about the devastation he feels
the pickle man is a true menace
What a child's mindset and an adult's libido does to a mf
Not to mention being a porn addict and believing its real and educational. See: Kacy calls
*a hypers3xual rabbit's libido
As an autistic man I can 100% confirm.
@@gamesake999 dog that is not something you want to admit to
@@ScVmDoZeR8015 its a common thing in the autistic community to have mentally young people with adult age and sex drive idk what youre on mate
The way Chris always talks about finding a "boyfriend free girl" he can "make into a sweetheart from the ground up" genuinely makes me curious about the relationship dynamic between his parents. I've worked with vulnerable adults much like Chris and none of them have ever talked about a romantic partner the way he does.
It's obvious they where both quite conservative, and where stuck in an old view of family life, the old "Husband + wife, 2.5 Kids and white picket fence" shtick, it's arguably the reason Chris even exists, since they where both too irresponsibly old to have and raise kids, but they where stuck in the mindset of "Gotta have kids", possibly to look after them. Though Bob's pensions and service record probably would have left him a comfortable retirement, barb could probably spend any amount of money, which is why she needed to leach off someone.
Given the old media Chris experienced through them, I think even anyone without autism would have end up with similar views, it's just Chris lacked any external influences to challenge them. If you note, after Bob died and Barb went senile, a lot of his old style views crumbled, as no-one reinforced them.
Barbara found Bob drunk and chased him around. Back then woman on man rape was a joke so when she got pregnant from violating a drunk man, she then demanded he cut off his own wife, kids, and even her own family. This is because Barbara tried to steal her sister's husband's thus Bob might be disloyal if he had anyone else to talk to. So in a way she cut him off his family and remade him into a hostage in the horde.
@@Topdoggie7source ? Barbara would do some shit like that for sure but where is it confirmed ?
everyone gets mad about this because they think it means Im saying Chris shouldnt be responsible for his actions, but his parents neglected and abused him. the chris fandom was always saying they feel for his parents and they were just ignorant old fashioned people, but that doesnt seem to be true. they bare min, neglected Chris badly, his dad didnt teach Chris anything about interacting with girls or anyone for that matter
If anything this makes me super worried about his relationship with Flutter
Holy shit seeing the horrible Megan drawing again made me realize why Chris called it "your sister came for cwc". It was ment for Lucas. MEGAN'S BROTHER. He though that one of the people moderating the site was Megan's brother.
It's in this moments that i think i have seen too much Chris Chan content
Wait, really? That's the reason he drew it??
If that's true, then that explains alot
And yet Chris still assumed he had a chance with Megan after that
Huh thanks for illuminating that small nugget of feces behind the TV stand
*OH MY GOD.* Ohhh my God.
Okay, *technically* the file name was, "ShecameforCWC" and the *caption* mentioned, "your sister", but... Holy *SHIT.* You have any idea how long I've kept up with Christory and never thought about that?? That is *RANCID.* You're telling me people would constantly interject with personal opinions on Cwcki articles, and yet you're the first person I've witnessed saying that? I can't think of *any* other reason it would mention that phrase. *JESUS.*
given Chris's fascination with incest, that makes it seem like the intent was to stir jealousy with the sister in the caption
I swear the way Chris talks makes it seem like English is his second language. Nobody talks the way Chris does, it's all very specific words and phrases. If you had a normal person that's never heard of Chris and asked them to read what he's said they'd think he had some sort of disorder or learning disability. Like nobody says "sweetheart" or "true and honest love" i believe he got his weird vocabulary from both his parents and random anime dubs
Lack of socialization/stunted socialization is pretty devastating for autistic kids.
I think Sweetheart is because of his old parents and how he lives in the south.
sweetheart is a normal and common word used as a word of endearment and or love.
@@kilgoretrout4491Sweetheart is used up north too, but mostly by older folks. It is more of an old fashioned term than a regional one.
Sweetheart is a common term in the Southeast, which Chris is located. The true and honest love yeah that’s 100% not a normal phrase
Chris actually still believes in Santa Claus even now in his 40’s.
You're telling me Santa wasn't really all along???😢
Santa IS real, jackass.
@@CrimtaneFN and neither was the easter bunny
Typical Santa Deniers. Don't be mad you got coal 5 years in a row.
@@CrimtaneFNThere is no Queen of England.
Sort of funny how Chris doesnt hate his father (speaking within the context of the love quest) probably because at some primal level hes not even really aware of, he doesnt see his bio family as a threat to reproduction
His dad is the only male who was willing to treat him like a baby all the way into adulthood. He was crying and throwing a tantrum at his highschool graduation so I can’t imagine even the most well meaning and charitable guys in highschool were willing to be around him
@@pierce4026 Bob should've worn a Rubber. Barb should've been sterilized. Oh well...
At least someones life is more pathetic than mine.
Ikr. I never had a date back in the day. But now I don't care lol
Same
No matter how low you fall you can always look at Chris an say "hey, at least I'm not him" and feel a little better about yourself
@@TheDenssy nah bro if you have to compare your situation to chris chan so you can feel better, that alone is a big fucking neon red 10 ft sign that you need to do something about it
I know Chris Chan lore like the back of my hand, but I always click new videos about the Love Quest. Great job!!
Most of these events happened long before other lolcows even existed. Early Chris Chan content pre dates UA-cam
the old 'christorian' days. man i miss the 00's. its crazy that we're approaching the 15 year mark of the tomgirl saga
How Megan stayed friends with Chris as long as she did never ceases to amaze me. She felt sorry for him because he’s Autistic since her brother is as well, I’m Autistic and I know like any person we have creeps, Chris being one of them
It was more because she was leeching off his Social Security benefits to buy Nazi artifacts on eBay.
@@james656-k8e Yea but she would pay him back after though, the only reason she got him to buy her stuff was because she didn’t have an online shopping account but Chris (Barb and bob) did.
Megan says in an email to Chris that no one in her family is autistic.
The email can be read on Fatal Walter's channel in the Creepy Megan Emails videos.
It's amazing Chris attempted to look for sweethearts over doing the comics. Now he doesn't do either now
I think he has a girlfriend now. Or at least someone pretending to be his girlfriend
@@riuukoverO Flutter,
@@juanca1125 O Flutter I'll be with you, still you are the gal-pal that I couldn't kill
The comics were another tool to get sweet hearts.
I beleive Chris thought that I'd he became a successful artist girls would love him.
Sorta like how he thought getting a job would bring that
And not only that but would put alota work and passion into it. (Not normal work that people do to get a GF, like workout and get a job and work on their appearance) but did alota cartoonishly strange ways. Though strange they are like the red ribbon of fate. He put alota work into it despite being super lazy
I used to follow Chris back in the day it’s so weird to see Chris go from some guy with sonic ocs on the internet to what he is now never seen a down fall like that
If anything post jail life for Chris has pretty much been uphill
You must have been through one hell of a ride
I'll be honest, I don't think he had very far to fall.
Maybe the boyfriend-free girl was the friends we made along the way
Nah it was hes mother
@@Mewdo45he really waited for his dad to die to stress his mom
*Shortest Chris Chan Lore Video*
(Somehow managed to fit this much lore in to 30 minutes, good job man)
"deep down, she knows he's a few electric hedgehog pokemon short of a chaotic combo" is one of the greatest lines ever
Cant help but notice Chris always get himself banned from public spaces a lot and in short order. Just goes to show he just can be around normal people without getting into trouble.
Another thing I remember hearing about was that for a time, Chris, in-person, would always introduce himself as an autistic individual who is either lonely and/or a virgin looking for love.
A big reason he stopped doing that was because his parents told him to stop, likely because he did that right in front of them (likely at a church or something).
To add to this, Chris's parents would always defend him and his behavior during the many phone calls they'd get. Barb and Bob even said that what Chris was doing "ain't illegal".
That almost always changes the moment something happens in front of them though.
Imagine seeing this overweight regard in a stripped rugby shirt with a medallion of his OC running and screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" through the mall.
Don't forget also yelling curse ye hameha
Your editing is immaculate! Good job bro
I love how at 1:43 it shows depictions of "his" characters actually drawn well and then it shows the horrendously bad art style of the ACTUAL comic It's hilarious
Mewtwo lookin like Voldemort
It's like a goddamn jumpscare
There's a lot of repetitive Chris Chan content out there, I'm always excited when you upload. Your videos are always well done and are great to watch/listen to 😊
Thanks man :D
some people just dont deserve love, like im sorry, but chris chan has proved time and time again that he just..
put simply, if one cannot take care of themselves, how would they care for a lover?
A UA-camr called jackwhite2654 perfectly summed up why Chris doesn't deserve love in a comment he posted on GenoSamuel's Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 2:
"Chris doesn't seem to realize that a relationship requires work, sacrifice and consideration. He thinks that a girlfriend exists solely to gratify him emotionally and physically, and he doesn't think for a second about what would be required on his end."
If Chris hit the gym. Got rid of that yi yi ass haircut then maybe he'd get some bitches
Chris-Chan might be the first lulzcow that got in trouble for trying to apply anime logic in real life, and he sure as hell, not the last. White Bowser learned this the hard way.
who's white bowser?
God white bowser is chris chan if he was more into anime rather than sonic
@@james656-k8eAnother rabbit hole... He is an anime obsessed lolcow from Michigan, and I would say he is actually way worse than Chris Chan...
One thing Chris chan is failing to understand about his love quest is that a girl is supposed to be a add on to your life, not your whole life
Listening to this while at work. The more I learn about Chris the more cursed this story gets, it's like a car crash in slow motion...
It’s all downhill from here! ❤️
And it keeps going, and it still gets worse
Oh, this is just the beginning mate. It'll keep getting worse as time goes.
Iits been a wild couple of months, the rabbit hole never stops. It's like watching someone Speedrun their life to ruin in the most unhinged way possible. @@I_Exist557
4:54 the way you said pudding is fantastic
:D
Damn it’s crazy to think the most well known Christory moments occurred when I was a literal baby
Megan as a dominatrix and Chris-Chan as her serial killer mentally challenged gooney who is infatuated with her and does anything she asks of him
( South Park - Fingerbang play's in the background )
Megan as Frankenstein and Chris as Igor
Based.
addicted to this editing style. subscribed, keep on going man!
Thanks man :D
Chris obviously didn't care if they had a bf the way he tried to trick kasey into thinking he was liquid cris and coming over to his house instead... that's a whole new kind of ... grape...
He didn’t need to do that; he could just wait until she was 86 years old and half delusional to make his move.
You misspelled rape
@@faithlessberserker5921 I know..
@@faithlessberserker5921it is because the algorithm doesn't like that word, and other specific words. So the words have to be changed to homophones to get the point across without negatively impacting how the algorithm pushes the content.
I subbed because you put your money where your mouth is and did what people would like- Chris chan videos. Keep up the Christmas chan content. And I’ll keep watching and liking
Don’t be afraid to switch it up now and then. But i really like this content.
I would really like to see a video more in-depth on the Jackie saga or the Alec Benson Leery saga. Possibly my two favorite sagas within the greater Chris Chan saga.
for a channel this size the editing is god tier. Subscribed, I hope you grow!
:D
you know whats crazy? if chris just rode the wave of his fame from the early 2000s and never went full depraved, and just got soemone to force him to act a tiny bit normal, some girl would date him merely because hes famous. he just keep uping his crazy game over and over making him basically inoperable as a person.
He’s literally dating someone now.
@@Grudgebearer47wans't he arrested?
what the fuck... what name do i need to look up?
@@ksr1581 Flutter
My nan died in August 2003 so it's comforting to know she was free from the love quest
Not Chris listing their ethnicity as 'Native American, White' on a dating site 💀
9:01 It’s confirmed. Watching Excel Saga is linked to Brain Damage
Wait, bro, Santa isn’t real?! What the fuck man?!
I was walking outside and that lighting bolt sound when wes iseli appeared scared the shit out of me
Top notch editing and research 👍
Something I’ve always loved is how Mary Lee Walsh in almost all media outside of Chris’s own depictions, is depicted as *ahem*, very attractive. I wonder if it’s out of respect for the woman whose life has likely been greatly affected by Chris.
Been subscribed since the first vid you put out man, ong one of the only channels that’s been consistently making great content. Keep it up!
you a real one :D
22:48 Bizarre Jumpscare
Chris does definitely have stand user energy
Damn this was well put together. Very nice
Great video brother, you’re editing is feckin hilarious
The goat has uploaded another hood classic once more.
Very informative and entertaining videos, subbed for the iceberg and this stuff is really good as well.
:D
luv your editing ♡
TY so much
I don't think Chris understood the attraction sign made him seem like a sex worker.
Eyyyy big man! Small youtube boy here. Very nice editing. I love it. Really. Also i like your voice and accent
Thanks man :D
Certified christorian
This editing is amazing !!
Thanks man :DDD
"Novio" is Latin for "new", so "Noviophobia" sounds more like a fear for new things, rather than a fear for boyfriends...
novio also means boyfriend in spanish so it could be that
Knowing CWC’s fear of change (blue arms), I feel like that definition also applies
Given how chris react to changes that check out.
Novus*
Honey, wake up, the newest Wallaby Archive video has arrived
Come up with something original next time
Try actually waking up your honey instead of quietly texting everyone else about it 😂
You’re doing gods work.
me binging all these videos every time i’m bored
yay :D
@@WallabysArchive love you wallaby but also why is your pfp gigachad ult dirk
idk I like his glasses :P @@spritewhisper
Your editing is fantastic, man.
We makin it out of 14 branchland court with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢📢🔥🔥🔥
This guy got me to improve myself. He is a reminder of what not to become.
You cant beat Chris's Fashion taste lol
Honestly his OG look kinda pops off
23:57 thanks im killing myself
I love how no one has made jokes about the “I got what I deserve” shirt he wears
10:51 hey just a day after I was born :D
Let's be real... he just wants bed time, no love intented
I’m edging to this
So am I!!!
I’m currently knuckle-deep in my peehole.
she chris on my chan till I JUUULLLLLAAAAAYYYY!!!!
10:12 “Shouting at walls”
Seriously, I’ve seen some strange stuff, but I’ve never seen someone shouting at a wall, much less in an indoor mall
I love this kind of shit. Subbed.
:DDD
14:50 well, that went from 0-100 real quick
2:54 not the snorlax sound effect 💀
7:16 the funniest thing i have ever seen
I wish i never looked at the bottom part of his drawing of Sonichu falling in love with Megan :( as if he can't get any more gross and vile...
2:03 That logo looks off…
Crazy how his whole life is documented 😂
Jesus Chris...
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One in the same
Jason borne it's Jesus Christ
As an Autistic person myself,on behalf of all Autistic's,we do not claim Chris Chan as one of our own
As another autistic person, I claim on behalf of every person on Earth that Chris Chan is absolutely deranged, and a new "condition" should be created for him to be properly diagnosed
The best way this possibly could’ve ended was if Rollin and Trollin was real and he just got off the internet after that
I laughed so hard I cried @7:18
I am new to the Chris-verse. With the way he pursues women, it reminds me of Skippy
When it comes to the whole idea of Chris and his Love Quest - going outside, falling in love and wanting a girlfriend - I don't see anything weird with that. I mean, most normal people, who reach their teens may feel the same way,
However, the way Chris went about his Love Quest was... Not so well thought out, sadly.
I do not blame the autism for Chris's behaviour, I blame the fact that his parents rejected any kind of help for him, that's what it's about, not just the autism, in my opinion.
My lovequest is finally over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍🌈
Ok tell more
Good job, son!
Nice one gramps but can you stop making out with my grandma at the dinner table
no @@obnoxiouspedant
@@OrgusDin alright I guess I'll just watch 😐
I think I finally figured out what Chris actually wanted for a girlfriend based on all of what he wanted his girlfriend to be from the signs that he made, I think what he actually wanted was a “Sugar Mama” defined as a woman who offers support, typically financial or material to younger companion in exchange for romantic🤢 or sexual pleasure🤮, and I think it’s obvious that Chris might actually have been OK with dating an older woman as long as she can give him what he wants like sex obviously but also a child which might be possible but the thing that might be the limit is Chris wanting Sega and Nintendo to make Sonichu a legitimate franchise which can’t ever happen because of copyright infringement, which of course Chris would completely deny but still later on he’ll just keep Sonichu as a small independent thing that doesn’t get any money and eventually he’ll probably abandon it
Hes gone off the rails
He went off the rails back when he thought a divine GodBear changed his name.
what are the pixel block chris chan used in that imagine they look cool
I was waiting for this video after you announced you were making it, however it wasn't showing up in my subscription box at all and was only showing on your channel. Good video though!
Cwc video time!
finally
a literal "literally me" character for me
23:59
Shame on whoever made this 😂😂
Stories like this makes me consider that Child Abuse, while terrible, is ultimately justified, if it doesn't produce a Chris Chan.
dose anyone else wounder about how bob and barb never got cwc proper treatment for there autism, and how that probably would have turned out better for them, personally I think cwc would still have been a piece of crap but maybe troll free, let me know what y'all think
I don't think his parents believed that he had autism. I know that the school Chris went to suggested that he go to special Education classes and his parents pulled him out of that school and went somewhere else.
@@henriettereines6273 from my understanding that seems the most likely. kids with autism don't get a say in there IEP/education, only there parents. personalty I believe they knew and accepted it but thought he didn't need the help.
Bob and Barb were already too old when they had him, and they come from a different era of American life prior to the internet being a thing and where funny people like Chris were placed into asylums and forgotten about. From their perspective avoiding special education meant avoiding a path that could place Chris in an asylum. They were also old themselves and couldn't realistically be expected to be as active as younger parents.
Bob actually seemed to be doing the best he could and set had actually set up a cozy fund and pension for chris and barb... but barb squandered away the lions share of that with Chris being a little more responsible while still spent large amounts on frivolities such as legos and videogame DLCs for games he didn't even own.
@@Helpertin I thought they wasted it on the lawyer for from running over michael snyder, or at least most of it, we do know during the begging saga (Financhu) cwc did spend up to $6,267.09 on themself alone
@@gothicbabboy666 barb hired one of the priciest lawyers availabale to her because she believed money spent = law suit won. She also wasted it on jewelry and other frivolities and adding to the hoard. Chris wasnt as bad with money as barb was. He never put his to good use but neither did barb.
11:39 ohh, so that is why plainrock124 was yelling walmart in that one video
did barb see the attraction sign?
A "Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha" sounds like a TeamFourStar bit lmao
did he talk about the fact he had sex with a prostitute? which is pretty much the end of his love quest for him
This is probably my favorite saga.
1:54 isn't sfx from pokémon for some instance?
7:38 that scared the shit out of me (I had the volume maxed)
Don't you mean 7:35
Thanks. Now I know what not to do!