Breaking! DSP Big Announcement! I Bought Myself A PC But Let's Make Believe Someone Donated It
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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The way he says "correct?" after a statement fills me with rage. He's scientifically hateable.
When you talk to yourself all the time it's a good way to satisfy his head-mates lol.
riiiight?
all right?
he calls himself right every 10 words he talks 😂 riiight dude, riighttt?
right?
ok,
all right? Guys look... right.... i did a lot (he has done this 😂)
its a tell when someone is lying, they feel the need to verbally confirm the lie
@@dertythegrower “Ya wanna know why?”
“Why?”
“Okay?”
“Ya know.”
Phil has been anonymously donating himself a lot of shit lately.
That's that midlife crisis hitting playa
He scaredto say he bought stuff cause he knows he e-begs.
If he buying a bunch of nice stuff that illusion breaks that he struggling
And even buying himself stuff.. he's still a nightmare to gift something to
Listening to That being said they read an announcement from Kino Casino confirming they gave Phil the new PC. They were joking maybe? Hope so, with their fans donating hundreds to Phil , the praise, and a new PC I was going from milking for content to Trapped in Pignosis.
@@jonnhanzo9529 This is exactly it. Phil's whole appeal to his dents is that he desperately needs tips for 2 big bills this month that he can't afford.
“Once I agreed to go on Kino, a PC magically appears. Total coincidence, guise.”
Absolutely NO ONE. Donated the fight stick or the camera and now a pc.
Kat donated her paycheck, you know it lol
Phil definitely bought it himself, because only Phil would buy a PC with a 14th gen Intel CPU when they're currently all over the news for being notoriously unstable.
check out Pugent Systems latest reliability announcement@@NoToeLong
Dr. Philbertus Burnell donated all this gear
As I posted I heard Kino donated it but maybe it was a joke. X to doubt any dents did. Nobody but OIC donates more then $50 at one time so donating a those high dollar items and now a PC seems unrealistic. Good thing for him the dents are too stupid to question these things.
Someone randomly emailed me about a pc and yeah so nice of them to do that
I believe one of the kino casino guys said they gave him one, I could be wrong. I heard it during TBS
@@jetsettech8804 I don’t get why anyone gives this guy anything 😂 this world is definitely one weird place
@@jetsettech8804I sincerely doubt the Kino guys would do that, far from their MO.
Phil bought it himself because he's on a huge ego boost right now and wants to try to ride that wave.
@@jetsettech8804Absolutely hilarious if that is true, RIP😂
If the kino guys gave him a pc then they are DENTED (they are casino DENTHEADS anyway so i would not be surprised if thats the case)
These mysterious donors - wow - does he really expect us to believe this nonsense ????.
That is why he manually enters them.. he is not clever at it at all. every other streamer automates it.. and he is so so lazy that he automates all other things like his dinner... EXCEPT the tips thing, where he twists his 'hurt back' to type them in.. all to cover and falsely control the obvious that he is failing 😂
Birdman rubbing hands waiting for the quality khantent that’s coming from this!
Yep, hes a narcissist who has no social skills or contact with the outside world all day, 6 days a week, every month for many years but still has to have that false "truth" they create
well we certainly know it wasnt the Dutch Brothers
Mysterious benefactors.
*gets a “free” PC
*freaks out about spending $45 for Fallout to play London
“Im so poor guise please support the shtreams”
Someone should have told him it was on sale last week when fallout London released, that's when I brought it lol.
Phil has never once been smart with money
All this new equipment that has been donated and all of them are anonymous.
We all know he is buying it but playing poor... so the gullible youth still give him their ssdi thinking he cannot afford it
Holy fuck hearing him talking about switching PCs youd think he has two weeks straight of 12s in the mines coming up lmfao
this is the guy who used to build pcs back in day. its like you can switch or clone hard drives and run updates for parts and you should be good to go
Yeah, but the PC is a BEAST! While also not knowing what the specs mean. Lol.
@@LukijsFroGo Even replacing failed case fans - possibly the most simple thing ever - is beyond him.
Jesus Christ, TODAY GRANDPA! I don't understand this guy's obsession to waste time.
He's a narcissist, he loves to talk for ages, it's why he has so many things as an excuse to just talk endlessly
1. He has to be the center of attention. 2. He's full of himself, and likes to hear his own voice. 3. It keeps him from playing games. He is always finding a way to not play games.
@Raven_Enforcer yup bc he doesn't really even enjoy games. It's just a lazy way to make a living. Plain and simple. He likes SF, that's it rele.
Don't you Know that DSP is the internet show about NOTHING?!?
@@adrianmartinez8125 it’s because he wants donations without playing the games. To be fair, he’s boring and plays like trash. I can’t decide which is worse
Phill will now own 3 copies of Street Fighter 6. Third time is a charm, am I right, right?
DarkSmurfPhil
Correct
If you buy 5 copies. Capcom will let you win more matches😊
@@miketwo3584 will add frames to Cammies
Correct??
Its hilarious cos most of the detractors saw this coming from a mile away
It's like the cat reveal when it was guessed it was a cat and he blatantly pretended nobody had any idea.
The same thing happened with the joystick, and the camera, and the cat, and the neckphones, and the tv... It's a neverending cycle.
I cant wait till he gets "dropped inputs from rollback" again. He really thinks that pc will make him better. No phil, it's you that's the problem
the 14700kf is one of the effected cpus in the recent Intel drama. This chimp will never figure out how to update the firmware when they finalize the "fix" for the problems.
Too bad Khet, that new dishwasher, honeymoon, & working bathroom will have to wait, Phil needs a new toy for the week
The more money he spends on his setup the better. It's not going to make him any more money. The one flaw in all this that he cannot accept is him, boring, unpleasant and terrible at entertaining streaming.
Yep. The manchild will never accept or defeat that reality
The more he he spends doesn't change the person on the stream being a failure 1:42
I know what really happened, he finally mustered up the courage to ask his pet horse for her pc and she declined his bish ass. He then bought this pc and wraps it up with his usual bs story about it being gifted
"someone" donated a gaming PC because his master rank points in SF got reset.................. Is It suppose to make sense ?
It does, when Phil is that someone
All donated 😂. The level of narcissist traits this man possess is other worldly.
DSP should be reported for fraud for hiding purchases as donations.
Oh believe me, he probably passed it off as a business expanse. He's not legally forced to tell the truth to his dents tho
I am pretty sure an expensive gift or donation towards his 'business' need to be reported to the irs
He bought all of the stuff. If he was donated it I want to see evidence.
He will make some excuse... just like him manually entering tips... when every other thing he streams is automated or done by someone else
Only DSP would be stupid enough to buy a pc from Amazon of all places
I'd hope the Kino bois would put a squeeze on him for info about this if their collab goes through. I hope they are fully aware of this current nonsense.
The guy can't even raise 100$ in tips!!
Who the f**k belives some random gave him a 1.500$ + PC????
Yeah sure thing buddy!
@@JpcraqueHis corrent PC was built by someone for him for free. Phil just choose the parts and they built it for them free of charge. Then when he unboxed it, he trashed them for how they packaged it, even though nothing was broken.
“I’m going to join a show of people that openly mock me for money bc I’m a shameless grifter. Sound good”?
Sounds good to me
This announcement should of took like 5 minutes tops but Phill drags it out wasting everyone's time
And what do you think Phill does every stream?
He's creating "khantent"
@@zrider100z no! he is begging to feed feed Fat kat and do the "ban.ban.ban GONE FOREVER " to eveyone who dosen't give him money
gotta waste time if you have nothing of substance to talk about in your "pahdchast"
He should read the drivers that the PC has. That will be good time filler content
He rage-bought it after losing his points in SF6
Good point
He's so proud of shit everyone else has already done months, years ago. Maybe curb your spending habits, you'd have things you need. Donated my ass!! Let's see proof.
WOW the third or fourth time he’s been gifted these wildly expensive things!! 😂 Dave cannot not lie.
Can’t make his $50 stream goals regularly, but also has an army of secret fans who are willing to drop hundreds of dollars on him.
So this basically addresses his final excuse for sucking at SF6. He should now be able to easily compete among the top players in the world.
midlife crisis style, Phil is buying a bunch of hip new things to attract younger people for his declining inflated ego 😂
prime example, at 1:00
....he constantly watches himself when he shows off a new toys 😂 this dude spends a lot of time watching himself, its crazyyy
0:59 just look at him brag how he wasted 1000 on 3 gaming joysticks.. all the while saying it would make him a pro tier level 😂 nopeeee
Oh good. Maybe he'll pull the cookie monster jammies back out for them.
How the fuck is it gonna take him until the fall to use another PC that he already has? How does he not have time to set up a pc. People with normal jobs do it all the time and have a wife and kids at home and still find the time?? How does a man with a UA-cam job not have time to set a pc up?!
Can setup a PC in what like an hour? Maybe 2 if you're trying to make it work to your specific task. Lmao holy shit man he's such a helpless beggar
Listen man he doesn’t have time because he is sick and might take him days to set up lay outs for his new pc set up lol
it's because he makes everything needlessly difficult so he can play the victim.
@@ninizombi 😭😭😭
He's always saying that he has to stay in the room after a stream to babysit his uploads and that doesn't take any active attention. The truth is that setting up the PC cuts into WWEC time.
all of these streaming upgrades for the business out of nowhere this year but yet the garbage disposal still doesn't work
also a broken moldy bathroom with leaky pipes behind the tile and such... wonders why he has breathing issues.. 😂
You have to look at it logically. The garbage disposal doesn’t help fill beg, does it?
The garbage disposal isn't at 60 frames per second . Nice try troll
This man can't lie to save his neck. The fact he can barely hold still and tell this story smoothy is enough proof that he's lying. First with the fight stick and now suddenly a new pc?
Take a shot everytime he goes "WHUT!?!?!"
What about each time he say "right" "ok" "alright"
Our poor livers will not outlive the pig roach
Got a station to play street fighter, a new car and now a new PC. Tell me again how this guy needs money.
con artist like most drunken beggars...
he said my pc gets here tomorrow then he said oh i have to get the tracking info from the guy who bought it for me 😂😂 like he isnt looking at his amazon prime shit
and this speech right here is what makes Phil the biggest piece of garbage among all the lolcows. pretending like he can't afford things and guilt tripping literal disability check receivers while making 100k a year and spending 4-6k a month on mobile games. wings doesnt do that, ltg doesnt do that. the only people that are this messed up are boogie and dsp.
also good job OIC.
What's this mobile game thing and how do you know it
New pc with his gaming skills is like handing F1 keys to a driver's ed student.
Gotta keep up the narrative of being poor.
He is but even the poor can splurge
Poor with a $1800+ PC. Yep, that's DSP
The exact PC he got "donated" on amazon is 2.2k before taxes. Throw on an extra 350 bucks in taxes.
5k a month in business expenses. Dude has spent 0 dollars on business expenses.
guess kat took her old PC when she left to Tyrones
How to tell if DSP is lying, his lips move. He brought the PC no doubt on that.
Phil: Inhales
Me: “That was a lie.”
He also gets heartburn when he lies. He needed to burp before that announcement 😂
He has to keep up the shoddy facade that his fans love him and buy him things because he lives in poverty. Maybe a "fan" can donate him some brain cells.
This is real life, not the wizard of oz, dood
Let me get this straight.. Phil is super paranoid about random tips over 5$ because he thinks its trolls. But some random person emails him to buy him a brand new $2000 or more pc and he instantly trusts and is hyped about it? Right, this totally actually happen and is not completely made up.
And the guy sent it to him and it’s arriving Monday. Without the guy knowing the address or delivery instructions. He’s such a liar.
Well at least this month he can justify some of that 5k.
Everyone saw this a mile away. First "Javi" bought a $400 joystick that Philbert abuses. Next, "someone" bought a camera that Phil shits on the AI function. Now, once again a mysterious "someone" just happened to have bought a beast of a computer. His lies are so transparent that even a blind person can see it.
Fill isn’t lying. He can’t show evidence because he needs to protect his family. It’s because of heros like you that fill can’t have nice things and not be able to enjoy it without scrutiny
Also he said a “fan” was gonna buy him new acoustic panels soon.
It’s probably OIC trying to buy Fill’s love yet again.
OIC, just give up. You’re not going to win. Fill only loves the Hogan. Use your money for more meaningful things, like dancers (yes, _those_ dancers).
Last year he was going to get a new PC but then he got slapped with two big bills worth trillions of dollars. Hence he was unable to upgrade his setup.
He makes the most mundane things sound like it is the end of the world. You know that someone is lying when they over explain everything.
I hope he realizes that he can't list it as a business expense, since it was apparently donated. He has to list it as a gift, since it's over $250. If he lists it as a business expense, he commited fraud, since he's saying that it was a gift. In other words, if he bought it, he screwed himself. Mr. Silver-tongued talker has backed himself into a corner.
He can't even come up with a good lie and never knows when to shut up. Keep on with the throat clears, nervous cackles, and unsolicited unnecessary info, Mr Tell.
Thank God it’s an Intel because in six months it’s gonna be so unstable and failing God I can’t wait
Get ready for the Faulty Intel Processor Arc!
Derich got his parents credit card again huh? Or Jayde turned 18 and can use his disability check how he wants? Orrrr Phil just bought this himself 😂
Jayde is 28
Barely making $100 on a stream from his fans but a $2k pre-built? That checks out.
Better investment than what he usually blows $2k on
He has to beg his ass off just to hit his "goals"... yet we're supposed to believe that some mystery benefactor has been gifting him hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of electronics. Right.
Watch him continue to beg tomorrow after being “ donated “ a new PC 😤
He was begging right after this monologue
It cracks me up whenever he says "the entire tire assembly" instead of just saying wheel.
They got him for a set of new lug nuts too 😂
They stole the brake caliper too
"Half the fans have died."
Phil... have you ever blown the dust out of your PC even once in 10 years?
Dude is completely helpless and cant even keep his lies straight.
If he genuinely got this gifted (still have some doubt about that), that is so fucked up. All the people struggling out there and some idiot gives $2k to the biggest lolcow on the internet. It honestly pisses me off
Most likely he bought it. Or used his mom-wife credit card
I can't fathom a situation where anyone donated this.
Devil's advocate: It was OIC who donated it. He/she/they couldn't do membership gift bombs thanks to Argentina these past months, and set aside the funds for this moment (with Phil coordinating this charade through private chats).
However, the fact that it came from Amazon already puts doubts to that.
Boy lots of random people just dropping huge sums of money on Philly
Mannn. if he couldn't be bothered to ever swap fans on a PC he uses everyday, That new pc is going to be put under worse working conditions than a Chinese factory worker.
I was raised not to hate anyone's but damn he sure makes it hard.
So a dent wanted to whale out hundreds maybe thousands of dollars cuz dsp's ranking points in sf6 reset??......he really doesn't want the dents to know he has disposable income
It's all donated but also somehow getting written off as business expenses 🤷♂🤔
I scrubbed a piece of dog feces when I was a little boy and I came to the harsh reality that no amount of cleaning or dressing that turd up would matter because it would always be such. This is dsp gaming and all his improvements in a nutshell.
What possessed you as a child to wash dog poop? Why was it a harsh reality? Were you looking forward to it being clean? I have so many questions!
@sunlight-sky151 id have to go back and ask myself at 4 years old what I was thinking. Maybe I thought cleaning it would make it not smell so bad. children do dumb things for dumb reasons. when you don't know and are little the possibilities sometimes appear endless
Put it directly on the carpet and cat hair. Good call master PC builder 😂
Someone is getting to many gift and donations for 3 whales
What a fkn waste! Correct?
Already complaining and no thank you to the ‘person’? Lol Pig
Lmao he just has dead fans sitting in his PC. Does he not know how to change a lightbulb?
But remember he totally used to build PCs all the time
He calls an electrician to change light bulbs idiot how do you handle it...
He actually doesn't know how to change a light bulb. He ripped the smoke detector out of his office
@@miketwo3584that doesn’t surprise me
No. He doesn't.
Theory:
His copium mixed with pignosis is so powerful he can manifest objects to be delivered to his khando.
They aren't delivered by actual humans, but instead some evil demonic supernatural being manifests it for the PigRoach.
God help us all.
Now they're blowing through kats credit cards... Wife bankruptcy arc coming soon.
Phil is going to refinance the condo at 9 % interest rate, sounds good😮 33:21
im thinking the PC he got was the 2024 MSI Aegis RS because thats exactly the specs from top to the bottom. So roughly a $2k PC.....a fan donated
Why he's pretending that making an backup for OBS takes hours? Takes literally 10 minutes work to both get the backup file and restore on a new device. rofl
Because he's retarded and it orob will take him that long if not longer
Nothing about watching a grown adult whine while playing video games in any quality definition is "amazing" Phil. Get over yourself already.
If said pc is a 13th or 14th gen intel i will laugh so fucking hard. Edit: hahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahhhahh im fucking dying.
New scam in the making. Piggie is going to squeal about how he’s a victim of the blow ups that has been happening to the 14th gen intels. Plus wasn’t he the same dude that said PC are supposed to overheat, or some dumb shit? Yup PC gonna be toast down the line. 😂😂😂
He claims it's not an enthusiast level PC. All those parts alone are $1500+. Now add about $500+ because he's buying it pre-built. He's easily spent over $2000 on this.
How TF do people send him money even after this?! Bro holy shit he has 2k laying around for a computer on top of 400-500 on hand at a time to buy the rolls Royce of joysticks.
To be this POOR at 42 is ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSING.. My GOD .. As a parent there is NO WAY I'm PROUD of this 🤡🤡🤡.. My Kid or Not.. No FING WAY.. ✌️
He's not poor at all. He's been making 6 figures, or close to it for a while now.
@@Raven_Enforcer And doesn't have 60 bucks to buy a game.. He's Absolutely Laughable ✌️
@@Kawiboy Oh, he does. He just prefers to beg for it. He spends thousands on WWE Champions every month. He also uses Door Dash on most days, and constantly buys aclcohol. People keep track of his total income, and how much he spends every month.
@@Raven_Enforcer Ur Right Brother.. He really can Beg without his face even gettin red at all.. He's numb to it .. Thnx Bro ✌️
@@Kawiboy No prob
it has to be Jaxx Raxxor. He gives him money for SF6 and he said its from a "trusted" person. He is actually dented.
"Hours and hours of work". I guess the guy is going to use the latest technology to transfer his files, 3.5" floppy disks.
Why does he call it the "tire and tire assembly"?!? All you have to say is someone stole my wheel, we'll get that the tire was on said wheel being as it was at the mall. This guy man
He thinks he sounds smart if he uses fancy words to explain thinks
Of course its a 30 minute rant lol
It's always an anonymous donor giving him these expensive things. In reality, he buys it with their money when they don't get the hint he wants them to buy it for him, so he buys and says someone gave it to him so the dents won't stop giving him money because they think he can afford such expensive things.
Nobody needs to see that Mug up close. Nobody!🥴🤡😜🤪😝
7:44 - humor style of a fucking regard. Also gotta love his fat grug walk.
21:45 A 4070 is too much for people that don’t do heavy rendering like animation, CGFX or video editing. It’s astronomically too much for Phil who doesn’t even understand what he’s even reading off even though he supposedly used to build computers.
Yeah, what happened to that knowledge? He doesn't know what an Nvidia graphics card is?
it was kino casino who get him the pc, they arent being sarcastic anymore, they actually like dsp
Its a amazon refurbished 😂
Still going along with the "i got rid of input lag on my ps5" bit. Which is some of the most regarded cope ive heard.
Also going with the PC is the "penultimate" version of SF6.
I had to stop.
He's just going on and on and on and on...
Kat died and piggy spent the insurance money.
Someone donated a new car
Fingers crossed his processor is one of the ones that had the manufacturing flaw leading to oxidation
Lmao no wonder he bought that expensive new camera. He knew he was buying a new pc lol probably had to wait for it to be built since he's incapable of building his own.
Holy shit watching him with his new fight stick is like watching show and yell and the local elementary school, right? Correct?
i really feel that he has become addicted to street fighter similarly to mobile games. He whaled out for 2 joysticks, 3 versions of the game, and the grand finale being the new pc. he is spending money to win, just like wwe champions .
But sf requires skills. He’s a 1500-1600 player at best no matter what set up he has
Phil ran into money recently because homeboy been on a spending spree.
Season 15 of thePigroach show is amazing... bigger, longer, and uncut.... snort... very cool!
It's crazy his delusions caused him to spend THOUSANDS of Dollars at this point, because he obviously isn't the problem.
Can't wait for PC Not working properly saga.
Phil needs to customize this new PC to really make it feel like he owns it. So over the next few months he will be adding a nice thick coat of earwax and dried boogers.
Let’s hope that’s _all_ that it is…
(See May 1st, 2016. 🤢🤮)
I really hope Intel will be a detractor in the future and his i7 14700KF will cause problems.
I was hungover for 12 hours a week ago.. so this means I can't set up a PC for the next 3 months.
I wonder how many people actually believe that some random people contact Phil anonymously and offer him things like gaming PCs and $400 joysticks no strings attached? 🤣
Only his slow chat 😂
Lol it's so damn obvious he bought it himself.