I can’t believe I managed to squeeze 8 minutes of content out of this cheese ball of a deck. Thanks to Jeff for sending in the original deck list and remember to: Tap that Like Button ⤵👍
For real though, your effort to minute of content ratio is wild and I appreciate the heck out of it. I regularly check out the 420 special episode when I need a quick pick-me-up.
@@pentamagic 7 forests there should be almost 400 million to 1, which is about 700 times less likely than being dealt a straight flush in a five card hand poker game. This is not accounting for dodgy shuffling however which is normally the cause of freak card hands. Shoulda kept the lands to see if he could topdeck the non-green spells for maximum unluckiness.
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I absolutely adore uninteractive solitaire decks that can't do even the one thing they do well enough, but this one is just extremely expensive for me xd
I once played a Historic Brawl deck with WAR Jace as the commander, Treasure Hunt, and 58 islands. I must have played 50+ games and I think I only won once. Note that this was before Historic Brawl became a 100-card format. That would make the deck even worse.
I've seen a hilarious one that directly wins with just lands. It's 3 treasure hunts, a Jadzi, and 76 utility lands. Basically you chain treasure hunts to shovel your entire deck into your hands without discarding due to reliquary tower, put 50something lands onto the battlefield and gain like 20 life, and stabilize by playing Jadzi and Yorion. When you untap, you wipe out all their lands with slumbermounds and memorials; empty their board with blast zone, frostpyre, elderhall, deadlands, etc; then beat them to death once their board is devoid of permanents. Crawling barrens can very quickly translate all that extra mana into lethal. You can also pop in a Maze's End, because it's worth running some number of gates (especially simic) for the fixing and colossal lifegain from Plaza of Harmony.
Problem: You can only have ONE copy of treasure hunt and ONE copy of the finisher. You’ll certainly kill ONE player, and now you just have to kill 2 more players to… win… (looks at deck of all lands) oh…
@@Steamer-fp1nl this is easliy done by having some cards added in to recur the creature to trigger a second and third time, like certain lands that he could keep and not discard for that massive card draw. stop thinking of the ways its NOT gunna work and actually think of ways TO make it work like an actual deck builder.
@@Steamer-fp1nl this is easliy done by having some cards added in to recur the creature to trigger a second and third time, like certain lands that he could keep and not discard for that massive card draw. stop thinking of the ways its NOT gunna work and actually think of ways TO make it work like an actual deck builder.
@@jakebswenka I genuinely forgot the command zone was a thing to be honest. I have no idea why. You can Treasure Hunt into the blink card but then you can’t have the burn creature as the commander because blue card in a red/green deck. And blue and red have almost no blink effects. I don’t really see how child can help with this besides giving access to all 5 colors. And sure you could have utility lands, and then use them to find whichever of the two you don’t have, either the Rioter burn creature or the blink effect card of your choice (somehow) or have a commander in blue/green/red to find the blink card or burn creature. This isn’t the way to go. I think Zombie Infestation with Zur the Enchanter is a WAY better option. Turn 4 Zur, turn 5 attack to find Infestation then play Treasure Hunt. All you have to do it put a random other card into your deck so you don’t deck yourself and hope that it’s towards the bottom of your deck so you hit enough cards to create enough zombies to kill at least ONE person. Just mulligan until you get treasure hunt in hand and wait for turn 4 and pray that you don’t accidentally draw your anti-decking card. Better yet, have your anti-decking card shuffle itself into your library, for example, elixir or immortality. 3 mana “oops put it back” and gain 5 life because idk wotc wanted janky combos like this to be slightly better by a whole 5 life. And then if the combo fails because unlucky card placement, you can take a hit of copium from the elixir of immortality and pray you just naturally draw treasure hunt again using your lands and your defending army of zombies before you get beat to death or anyone removes your infestation. And then if your infestation is removed you pray you’ll hit immortality again to have Zur tutor it again. And pray nobody even speaks about Leyline of singularity, engineered explosives, or elish norn. And then you almost guaranteed win turn 6! Ripe for the board wipe! But you could probably slap a haste giving enchantment into the deck to tutor for with zur so that unless somebody has instant speed removal, you can throw down the zombos and attack on the same turn.
I had somebody play this sort of thing against me yesterday! Except they used an enchantment that let them discard 2 cards to make a 2/2 zombie or something. UNFORTUNATELY for them, they hit ALL 4 treasure hunts, and then the LAST CARD they drew was the enchantment. It was literally on the very bottom of their library. If they had mulliganed just ONCE they would have won. But they drew from an empty library on their next draw step and lost.
I mean, I'm not claiming it is totally overpowered, but if you picked the top 100 best decks there have ever been I'm willing to bet that Island has been in more of them than anything on the ban list. Just saying...
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Honestly I do believe it's rigged. In my games that last more than 6 turns. 78% of the time, I draw lands 4/5 of the remain cards till end of the game. Or I have a 83% chance of only drawing 1 more land the entire game. No way EVERY SINGLE time is "just coincidence"
I love how he explains random chance with bs and the cherry on top, he gets his brst starting hand while the opponent has a turn one discard spell. He even explains THAT wizards are rigging your hands. Why would they have a hand smoothing algorithm anyway? But if it makes you feel better, believe in your child like explanation of probability. This game is pretty much 50% rigged. You can literally concede 100 times in a row and land in winners queue. These rationalization make me sick to be honest. Mono black magic is the best example. He almost never plays against somebody who is not constantly skipping turns, but if you play these bum decks you get nut draw destroyed....
There was just as much *mocking* of the "shuffler is rigged" for the original Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links shuffler as Arena. Until someone finally made a deck that could draw its 1-of 100% of the time... Note that I called it the "original" shuffler not the current one.
I got super into Historic Brawl lately, since these COWARDS are scared of commander, and you are hands down the best youtuber for MTGA, please give me more jank to weaponize against the innocent
Before the London mulligan i don't remember how or why but I eventually just said f it ill play off the top and started on 0 cards in a game of 1v1 with our commander decks, and I won too! Land, land, land, draw spell, land, draw spell again and I got there. It was perfection
this was awesome. ive seen this kind of deck before, what a meme! lol. but what i need, is an anti-meta historic deck to deal with mono white. im so tired of voice of the blessed
I got a physical set of this. Fun fact. It's tournament legal. The difference is. I discard my hand and turn every card after treasure hunt into a 3/2 zombie token
Well... this definitely seems more consistent than the UB version of the deck. Not needing to wait a turn is gas. Then again, I gather from your rant that it's way more consistent on arena than is should be because of "customer experience" bullshit.
Why not just play multiples of treasure hunt? You can treasure hunt into treasure hunt until you get to your payoff, and you don't have to mulligan as much.
2:23 i get the feeling the good game was due to how bad their hand was. yep that creature and the 3 spells they used was all they could do. cause they kept getting lands or well one of the same spell.
I played someone that did something similar, but it was Reliquary Tower, Treasure Hunt, and some black card that let you discard a card for a zombie token. Literally no other cards but lands. Had a good laugh
I can’t believe I managed to squeeze 8 minutes of content out of this cheese ball of a deck.
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new video pog and the cheese is the only way to do it
For real though, your effort to minute of content ratio is wild and I appreciate the heck out of it.
I regularly check out the 420 special episode when I need a quick pick-me-up.
@@brushwagg7735 Thank you! The 420 Special will always have a special place in my heart as well 🤣
jokes on you, i enchanted the like button with Freed From the Real! and I pay {U} to untap the like button, then i tap the like button once again!
@@cra.b5761 That's fine with me 😅
Opponent: Stone Rains x 3
Phil: How nice of them to fuel our graveyard with lands.
When you play a Land Destruction deck but only find opponents with 58 lands deck
@@fel_95 that was one hell of an unlucky opponent.. :(
Virgin normal decks VS stone rain: "NOOO! Let me play my spells on curve you meanie."
This Gigachad deck VS stone rain: "Thank you kind sir"
Came for the mulligan to one, stayed for the existential life lesson about accepting what you can't control
Brewers Kitchen was the best thing to happen for mtggoldfish
Crim was the worst.
I laughed so hard. “Emotional damage”
Here to say that too
That slaughtered me
After all that amazing explanation, I thought he would go and destroy him in 4 turns. But after all that to get duress'd first turn!
this is why i watch you, ilove your editing and humor steez. GOLDEN LOLS
For me it’s the fact that it immediately followed his soap box about not complaining when you’re unlucky 😂
I would like to acknowledge how clever of a deck name "Two Spells and a Dream" is.
The definition of a cheese strategy, was pretty funny to see the insta-scoop to Thoughtseize haha
I once had an elf deck with 7 lands total. I had to mulligan once for having all 7 forests in my opening hand.
You basically hit the royal flush of MTG
@@pentamagic 7 forests there should be almost 400 million to 1, which is about 700 times less likely than being dealt a straight flush in a five card hand poker game. This is not accounting for dodgy shuffling however which is normally the cause of freak card hands.
Shoulda kept the lands to see if he could topdeck the non-green spells for maximum unluckiness.
@@pentamagic This was a 60 card deck I believe! If it's the one I'm thinking of.
I once had a completely red starting hand with a gruul deck
That had to be flooded with mana dorks to go that light on lands lmao
Seeing this somehow beat Blue Tempo made my day much better.
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I mean, that be great, but I don’t think Phil can craft a masterwork MtG video every week. Too grueling.
That turn 1 thoughtseize made me laugh so fucking hard you have no idea LMAO
I’m not a random person on the internet. I’ve been the same person every time I’ve watched every brewers kitchen video tbh
Oh I didn't notice, maybe next time I should say Hello there, random person on the internet and Allen 🤣
Opponent: Thoughtseize
Phil: ight, imma head out
Time to play magic as Richard Garfield intended 😂
Another Phil Special just dropped, don't mind if I do!
Sure it's cool to do 44 damage to face, but can we all take a moment to appreciate the 2 floating black mana
Rope burning as the sponsor timer is PERFECT
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Ahahahaha, that T1 thoughtseize was epic. 'Yoink, I'll take that spell' 🤣
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That was amazing!! I love Treasure Hunt decks. they are so funny to see people's faces when they just get OTK'd like that.
I'd watch three hours of Phil being Phil
I absolutely adore uninteractive solitaire decks that can't do even the one thing they do well enough, but this one is just extremely expensive for me xd
It was fun to watch.
I once played a Historic Brawl deck with WAR Jace as the commander, Treasure Hunt, and 58 islands. I must have played 50+ games and I think I only won once. Note that this was before Historic Brawl became a 100-card format. That would make the deck even worse.
Oh that's a wild deck though 😆
Treasure Hunt has been one of my favorite decks for a while, cool to see a new win con for the deck. Might need to try this out.
I've seen a hilarious one that directly wins with just lands. It's 3 treasure hunts, a Jadzi, and 76 utility lands. Basically you chain treasure hunts to shovel your entire deck into your hands without discarding due to reliquary tower, put 50something lands onto the battlefield and gain like 20 life, and stabilize by playing Jadzi and Yorion. When you untap, you wipe out all their lands with slumbermounds and memorials; empty their board with blast zone, frostpyre, elderhall, deadlands, etc; then beat them to death once their board is devoid of permanents. Crawling barrens can very quickly translate all that extra mana into lethal. You can also pop in a Maze's End, because it's worth running some number of gates (especially simic) for the fixing and colossal lifegain from Plaza of Harmony.
I use Treasure Hunt with the Zombie enchantment that lets you discard 2 cards to make a 2/2 token. Fun times.
I always love a good Treasure Hunt deck!
@@LordZurkov Do you have a list? I've been wanting to do fun stuff with Jadzi...
@@LordZurkov Βοth Ruin Hunt and Gate Hunt are my inventions since August 2021 :) ty for aknowledging the Gate Hunt too its a hilarious win con
I love how people think wizards can rig a shuffler, when they cant even build a coherent bot to practice against
This is the most degenerate one yet. You didn't even have to abuse sparky with giant numbers.
The way this content is edited really puts it on another level. Really dig your style.
Here is another Hunt deck which i call it the DRAW deck:
Tresure Hunt + Reliquary Tower + Fateful Showdown = Instant DRAW
the ultimate troll deck
You should definitely play this in commander vs the other goldfish members for a epic win!!!!
Problem: You can only have ONE copy of treasure hunt and ONE copy of the finisher. You’ll certainly kill ONE player, and now you just have to kill 2 more players to… win… (looks at deck of all lands) oh…
@@Steamer-fp1nl you could include it as a finisher in the child of alara 99 lands deck
@@Steamer-fp1nl this is easliy done by having some cards added in to recur the creature to trigger a second and third time, like certain lands that he could keep and not discard for that massive card draw. stop thinking of the ways its NOT gunna work and actually think of ways TO make it work like an actual deck builder.
@@Steamer-fp1nl this is easliy done by having some cards added in to recur the creature to trigger a second and third time, like certain lands that he could keep and not discard for that massive card draw. stop thinking of the ways its NOT gunna work and actually think of ways TO make it work like an actual deck builder.
@@jakebswenka I genuinely forgot the command zone was a thing to be honest. I have no idea why. You can Treasure Hunt into the blink card but then you can’t have the burn creature as the commander because blue card in a red/green deck. And blue and red have almost no blink effects. I don’t really see how child can help with this besides giving access to all 5 colors. And sure you could have utility lands, and then use them to find whichever of the two you don’t have, either the Rioter burn creature or the blink effect card of your choice (somehow) or have a commander in blue/green/red to find the blink card or burn creature. This isn’t the way to go. I think Zombie Infestation with Zur the Enchanter is a WAY better option. Turn 4 Zur, turn 5 attack to find Infestation then play Treasure Hunt. All you have to do it put a random other card into your deck so you don’t deck yourself and hope that it’s towards the bottom of your deck so you hit enough cards to create enough zombies to kill at least ONE person. Just mulligan until you get treasure hunt in hand and wait for turn 4 and pray that you don’t accidentally draw your anti-decking card. Better yet, have your anti-decking card shuffle itself into your library, for example, elixir or immortality. 3 mana “oops put it back” and gain 5 life because idk wotc wanted janky combos like this to be slightly better by a whole 5 life. And then if the combo fails because unlucky card placement, you can take a hit of copium from the elixir of immortality and pray you just naturally draw treasure hunt again using your lands and your defending army of zombies before you get beat to death or anyone removes your infestation. And then if your infestation is removed you pray you’ll hit immortality again to have Zur tutor it again. And pray nobody even speaks about Leyline of singularity, engineered explosives, or elish norn. And then you almost guaranteed win turn 6! Ripe for the board wipe! But you could probably slap a haste giving enchantment into the deck to tutor for with zur so that unless somebody has instant speed removal, you can throw down the zombos and attack on the same turn.
the GOAT of strange and janky combos blesses us today the absolute unit thanks BK
I had somebody play this sort of thing against me yesterday! Except they used an enchantment that let them discard 2 cards to make a 2/2 zombie or something. UNFORTUNATELY for them, they hit ALL 4 treasure hunts, and then the LAST CARD they drew was the enchantment. It was literally on the very bottom of their library. If they had mulliganed just ONCE they would have won. But they drew from an empty library on their next draw step and lost.
Oh wow, that's very unlucky. Treasure Hunt/Zombie Infestation is such a classic. Pretty cool that they brought it to Arena.
Wizards: "Well boys, looks like it's finally time to ban land cards"
I mean, I'm not claiming it is totally overpowered, but if you picked the top 100 best decks there have ever been I'm willing to bet that Island has been in more of them than anything on the ban list. Just saying...
The idea of the hand smoother potentially pooping on your deck is very amusing to me.
Amazing deck, would play/10
This is disgusting!
_casually orders all the cards from Card Kingdom_
"in the vastness of the universe, someone probably mulliganed each and every hand he drew"
I know this guy x)
Phil you're the hero we did not deserve but were blessed by anyway
The Twitter joke was pretty good. The good old emotional damage really got me though. Great video!
Thanks for the dopamine hit, Phil. Love your editing and content in general
I thought somoene made a deck like this but with only treasure and thassase orecle lol
This was wonderfully wonky, please cheese with Hauken too
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Honestly I do believe it's rigged. In my games that last more than 6 turns. 78% of the time, I draw lands 4/5 of the remain cards till end of the game. Or I have a 83% chance of only drawing 1 more land the entire game. No way EVERY SINGLE time is "just coincidence"
This may have been my favorite one so far. Absolutely ridiculous. Awesome video, man! (The universe-spanning bad luck bit was especially wonderful.)
Omg I love your content!
Kleine Anmerkung: Das "the" spricht man nur vor Vokalen wie ein "thee" aus. :P
I love how he explains random chance with bs and the cherry on top, he gets his brst starting hand while the opponent has a turn one discard spell. He even explains THAT wizards are rigging your hands. Why would they have a hand smoothing algorithm anyway? But if it makes you feel better, believe in your child like explanation of probability.
This game is pretty much 50% rigged. You can literally concede 100 times in a row and land in winners queue. These rationalization make me sick to be honest. Mono black magic is the best example. He almost never plays against somebody who is not constantly skipping turns, but if you play these bum decks you get nut draw destroyed....
There was just as much *mocking* of the "shuffler is rigged" for the original Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links shuffler as Arena.
Until someone finally made a deck that could draw its 1-of 100% of the time... Note that I called it the "original" shuffler not the current one.
I got super into Historic Brawl lately, since these COWARDS are scared of commander, and you are hands down the best youtuber for MTGA, please give me more jank to weaponize against the innocent
That person is me. I can play with 5 color decks just fine, but if I try an Orzhov deck, no matter the mana curve I ALWAYS get mana screwed or flood.
Before the London mulligan i don't remember how or why but I eventually just said f it ill play off the top and started on 0 cards in a game of 1v1 with our commander decks, and I won too! Land, land, land, draw spell, land, draw spell again and I got there. It was perfection
Actually snorting in laughter thanks to this. Nicely done.
this was awesome. ive seen this kind of deck before, what a meme! lol. but what i need, is an anti-meta historic deck to deal with mono white. im so tired of voice of the blessed
I got a physical set of this. Fun fact. It's tournament legal.
The difference is. I discard my hand and turn every card after treasure hunt into a 3/2 zombie token
WHERE IT'S AT! I got two nonlands and a Cat Nightmare...
Well... this definitely seems more consistent than the UB version of the deck. Not needing to wait a turn is gas. Then again, I gather from your rant that it's way more consistent on arena than is should be because of "customer experience" bullshit.
I mull to zero all the time, when playing against lantern control
"Just because you get mana screwed from time to time..." - MTGGoldfish.
Hahaha 4:56 PRICELESS XD
Can You Do A Video Against Saffron Olive With The Two Worst Decks Ever?
This reminds me of the one trick modern deck, 58 mountains, a Fatal Frenzy, and a Countryside Crusher. In theory you can win turn 4.
No its fucking rigged, I was playing a jank deck with 6 lands....6. I flooded.
decks like this make people rage quit for a few days. thankfully weird brews like this aren't that common
Is this episode merely a showcase of a cheeseball deck, or rather a scathing indictment of the London Mulligan?
Why not just play multiples of treasure hunt? You can treasure hunt into treasure hunt until you get to your payoff, and you don't have to mulligan as much.
286 is not a small sample size. Greater than 30 is getting into the range of significant sample size.
I see Brewer's Kitchen upload, I click and immediately Like the video.
"But we didn't do anything suspicious" yeah except for your sleeves.
I love so much these Brewers videos, I try almost all decks and especially this kind. Because if it sounds so stupid I laughed, I MUST try it!!!!
You reminded me of that cursed deck with tasha Oracle...
I feel like I lost trust in this relationship
Treasure Hunt is the best card in the game
2:23 i get the feeling the good game was due to how bad their hand was. yep that creature and the 3 spells they used was all they could do. cause they kept getting lands or well one of the same spell.
Treasure hunt is the only card I play on arena, I fucking love you holy shit I love this so much oh my god
My favorite content creators. I LOVE your videos. Always great, fresh, and funny.
As a Yugioh player THIS is a Magic deck I can get behind!
didnt expect the emotional damage meme here :D you got me laughing
Ah the underrated Many Decks Interpretation of quantum Arena mechanics
This is my go to midweek magic historic deck.
Um, why can't I find the ruination rioter on arena right now. It's just not there...
That Twitter joke got me going for the rest of the day.
It's not that it mana screws me.. it that it always seems to have 2-3 of certain cards.. all the time.
Yes, the program does work against you. Play paper instead.
As daft as they are, I really do love treasure decks.
I would love to play this in paper XD
This is the problem with the new mulligan rule. It allows stuff like this.
It’s always a good day when you upload! I’ve been here since your 4th video on your old channel and am super hype for this vid!
Sweet! Always nice to see some of the OG viewers in the comments 🤩
Like? Where is the Love button?! Great video! Keep them coming!
Honestly, any video with your voice over is acceptable.
The Tamiyo is appropriate for the amount of brain power that this deck uses
I did that once. Mulliganed to a forest and ripped 3 tron lands into ugin
Phil remains undefeated at the God tier video edits
Well this might just be the deck that gained the most from the change from the old mulligan. It went from completely abysmal to just very bad.
Yep, it would be almost impossible without the London Mulligan 😅
I kinda wanna build this ngl
I think I played against another fan of yours because I just played against this combo in mythic like 20 minutes ago
I mean, once you're in Mythic, you can just play with any Jank you want to 🤣
That was disgusting...I love it....
Reminds me of a similar deck: 1 Countryside Crusher , 1 Fling or Fatal Frenzy , 58 lands
Oh right, I remember this deck 😆
I played someone that did something similar, but it was Reliquary Tower, Treasure Hunt, and some black card that let you discard a card for a zombie token. Literally no other cards but lands.
Had a good laugh