My favourite is my neighbour when I grew up. He basically became my big brother, and he played ice hockey. Any time he entered the ice field near our house, he would beeline to me and act like he was going to tackle the living daylights out of me (I'm a girl so he gave my parents a few heart attacks) at mach Jesus, but then at the last second he stopped, spraying me with ice of course, and hugged me. He was the best big brother, and I miss him. R.I.P. Aleksandr ❤
@@helkat9876 I'm not either but it sound scratchy so it's probably littered in all sorts and angles of ridges, seems like a questionable material for precision sports like that impressive dancy stuff
Im surprised that the last guy can land a single axel in hockey skates Edit: Thanks for 5K likes yes i noticed that jump is far from single axel but he rotated 1,5 in the air
As a figure skater, I had to replay this short 3 times to see if that was a half rotation jump (waltz jump) or an axel (1 and a half rotations). Sure the technique isn't there that us figure skaters do, but damn that's really impressive edit: an idea for you to land it one footed, is to make sure when you land, your left foot/leg is higher than your right, and then bring it more through when you land
YES THE WORKERS ARE ALWAYS CRACKED. I remember when I was a kid and the teenagers/adults who were in charge of trampoline parks, events, skating were always super qualified.
I had to work with a guy for like a week and he was super into ice skating. I used to roller blade as a teen but never skated. So he dragged me out to the rink after lunch one day. I made newbie look like an Olympian. I've never been so embarrassed.
Yep that’s me right there, the newbie. I went rollerblading at an arcade before with my friends, which I’ve never even done before. I am proud to say that I came back in tact.
I used to do figure skating as a child, and I still regularly go skating as an adult, however just for fun (I’m Nordic, lakes are a good option for the most part 😂) So a tinder date of mine decided going skating would be cute, you know, having a young woman lean on him to help her on the ice and stuff. Yeah that didn’t work for him, I’m mostly the nonchalant entry style. I didn’t bring my own skates just to not make him feel incredibly inadequate. Been 5 years I’m now married to the guy and he still complains about me not telling him about me being a figure skater. He could have asked 😂
Real Every time I skate (which I’m average is like one or two times a year its literally only for fun) I am literally CLINGING to the wall before I can balance 😭😭
We used to have an indoor ice rink 20 minutes from my house. Played hockey there for 15 years. Unfortunately now it’s gone because rent prices went wayyy up
Imagine if you saw this skit in person and one second he’s holding on to the rail for dear life and then….seconds later he’s skating backwards and spinning though the air
@@MariaThePotterNutlmao edge jumps use toe picks too. That’s how you launch yourself into the air. Toe jumps use the toe pick to pick into the ice before jumping.
I have an embarrassing story about a time I went ice skating a few years back. Well as you could probably guess, I’m a newbie. I went to this skating range with my friend and i accidentally got shoes too big for me but i didn’t realize until i was on the ice. The blades were going sideways off my feet and i was already in the middle of the rank against the wall. Well I was trying to quickly get back to the exit… until… an employee yelled it’s time for us to get off the ice. Everyone was outta there except for me. I was the only one. Everyone was staring at me standing around, then the ice car guy thing whatever it’s called comes driving out and i honestly got really scared and started crying (keep in mind I was a young ahh teen at the time not an adult lol) and so 2 people finally came in and carried me out of there 😭 everyone stared at me until I left the building … never went back and never will.
Id like to say i get on nonchalant but that nonchalant was the most nonchalant ive ever seen, it makes my nonchalant step onto the ice look like just a casual step onto the ice, i truly have a lot to learn about doing basic things and making them look like i give no crap at all
Never been ice skating. But i did spend my youth rollerblading. And i consider these phases of a skaters development. Ive been all of them at some point.
As a hockey player always loved free skating but hated how they always messed up my blades and felt impossible to play a hockey game until I got them sharpened
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Mr. Nonchalant is @kingmoncoers
im the sprinter cuz i dont skate often and in anxious to get on straight away
im the " " one
All of them at once😭
Newbie one
I'm the newbie 😂
The nonchalant one was giving villain vibes😂
That’s defo me bro
Trust me
I’m the nonchalant one 😂 (with a mix of figure skater)
@@Doomguy1377sure thing buddy 👍🏼
Bro moving like he's deebo
Nonchalant was smooth 👀
not really he was just getting on the ice
@@7xkkehe’s still way smoother than I could ever be. 😭
My look is better getting on the ice like that
@@BaldCoryxKenshinfan"The newbie" was way smoother than I'll ever be😂😂😂
Fr
Mr Nonchplant started accelerating out of nowhere 💀
alright guys, our next exhibition is a guy who has never been skating before and doesnt know anything about ice!
Mr what now?
Mr what now?
Mr what now?
Mr what now?
I love how nonchalant Mr Nonchalant is
It was so smooth
My favourite is my neighbour when I grew up. He basically became my big brother, and he played ice hockey. Any time he entered the ice field near our house, he would beeline to me and act like he was going to tackle the living daylights out of me (I'm a girl so he gave my parents a few heart attacks) at mach Jesus, but then at the last second he stopped, spraying me with ice of course, and hugged me. He was the best big brother, and I miss him. R.I.P. Aleksandr ❤
90% of us are the newbie’s😂😂
you called😂
Yeahhhhhhh
Proud to say then that I don’t find skating to be the hardest thing ever
The cheap ice skates they give you at ice rinks is what has everyone break dancing. Get a good pair and you'll be scooting around in no time.
@jonathan2755 oh
Mr. Nonchalant was definitely main character
Nah hes the rival, figure skater is the main character.
@@nathannorton5972Or a side character everyone simps for
As a newbie this is so accurate 😭
99% of skaters are like that
Yeah I 😅 broke my ankle after falling down four times from this
I've been the newbie for 30 years...
Yeah😅 I play lacrosse but if I could skate I could probably play hockey
As a newbie, I've fallen over 50 times in a single day 😂
Mr. Nonchalant ❌️
Michel Jackson ✅️
ah yes, Le King de Pop
A smooth criminal
@@r3stl3ss Aura ♾️
@@ninjahaz0180 😄
Nonchalant is soo cool ❤
He looks like he’ll melt the ice just for the fun of it😅
Nonchalant aura is unmatched 🥶🥶
Both views, at the fast speed, he looks a lot like Matt Damon. Maybe a movie part for playing Damon in younger years:) Hit him up
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The overconfident and the runner are the ones that’s been racing you. The nonchalant is you knowing you’ve been destroying them
Indeed
As a figure skater, my three turns would be disgusting on that ice
frfr
why? i know nothing bout ice skating and im genuinely curious
@helkat9876 im an ice skater too and the ice is really choopy and not smooth
@@helkat9876that ice is the closest you can get to the water form of shit
@@helkat9876 I'm not either but it sound scratchy so it's probably littered in all sorts and angles of ridges, seems like a questionable material for precision sports like that impressive dancy stuff
Bro the freaking AXEL in HOCCKEY skates???? So cool
I'm the Newbie!!!😂😂😂 My husband is the nonchalant and a runner!
Mr.Nonchalant looks like the main character for sure. His aura is unmatched…💯
Omg that’s a lot of likes 🤯
"green aura with flies irl" 😭
@@yamicats fr tho this shi is so cringe 😭😭
Lmao
same i got distracted
Main character who got their ass whooped and got on their training arc to retry vibe
Nonchalant gave me butterflies 🦋
song name is VAPO NO SETOR btw
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Ty my man!
TY SO MUCH
I thought the song was saying Vapo Vapo no seu c✓ 💀
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I was a figure skater for 7 years, this vid is accurate 😭
as a figure skater, that spin on those hockey skates was pretty impressive😂
Im surprised that the last guy can land a single axel in hockey skates
Edit: Thanks for 5K likes yes i noticed that jump is far from single axel but he rotated 1,5 in the air
ikr haha but he landed 2 footed
yeah i’m working on my axel!
As a figure skater, I had to replay this short 3 times to see if that was a half rotation jump (waltz jump) or an axel (1 and a half rotations). Sure the technique isn't there that us figure skaters do, but damn that's really impressive
edit: an idea for you to land it one footed, is to make sure when you land, your left foot/leg is higher than your right, and then bring it more through when you land
It wasn’t fully rotated but he definitely can rotate it
Hockey skates also dont have a toe pick so its harder to land with a higher chance of falling too.
Dude when I was skating a lot I used to love to just run as fast as I could and then jump onto the ice that shit was so fun
ITS THE SECURITY SKATER WHO IS NONCHALANT!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YES THE WORKERS ARE ALWAYS CRACKED. I remember when I was a kid and the teenagers/adults who were in charge of trampoline parks, events, skating were always super qualified.
The edge work on the figure skater guy was actually really good though.
Mr. Nonchalant is the shit! So fucking cool!
“The newbie”
Bro roasted me in 99 different languages
💀
Me who has never even tried ice skating
I had to work with a guy for like a week and he was super into ice skating. I used to roller blade as a teen but never skated. So he dragged me out to the rink after lunch one day.
I made newbie look like an Olympian. I've never been so embarrassed.
that ice is so cracked its amazing you didn’t trip over it
The first one is giving hockey player vibes and I love it
The smooth walk of Mr nonchalant is Goated🐐
Mr.Nonchalant had experience 😂❤
I already know Imma be that one newbie that falls before even getting in the rink 💀😭
Yep that’s me right there, the newbie. I went rollerblading at an arcade before with my friends, which I’ve never even done before. I am proud to say that I came back in tact.
Mr Nonchalant is a masterclass ❤️🤧
Agreed. Mr. Nonchalant is a smooth operator.
I've been stating forever.. but that newbie one is me every time after getting my skates newly sharpened 😅😂
@@barrelracer-bg4kc sameee
The newbie is 100% me with no doubt at all 😅
Bro not even newbies get on like that 💀😭🙏
I’m a newbie and that’s absolutely accurate
lol u forgot the trip and fall, that one beats newbies. I always fall on my face😭
The newbie is always me until I later get used to it and get into the middle. This somehow happens every single time
I used to do figure skating as a child, and I still regularly go skating as an adult, however just for fun (I’m Nordic, lakes are a good option for the most part 😂)
So a tinder date of mine decided going skating would be cute, you know, having a young woman lean on him to help her on the ice and stuff. Yeah that didn’t work for him, I’m mostly the nonchalant entry style. I didn’t bring my own skates just to not make him feel incredibly inadequate.
Been 5 years I’m now married to the guy and he still complains about me not telling him about me being a figure skater. He could have asked 😂
The newbie is too relatable 😂😂
The newbie is me lol 😂
Real
Every time I skate (which I’m average is like one or two times a year its literally only for fun) I am literally CLINGING to the wall before I can balance 😭😭
Same but i learned how to skate my self
Bro did a figure skating jump on hockey skates. Impressive.
The newbie is totally me🤣, I can't ice skating to save my life☠️☠️⚰️
I can never seem to learn how to ice skate or balance myself
The non chalant one is the best.
No show off, just walk in like a main character entered the scene 😂
The first one is giving Shadow the hedgehog vibes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm definitely the newbie. Can't skate without my friends basically carrying me
We used to have an indoor ice rink 20 minutes from my house. Played hockey there for 15 years. Unfortunately now it’s gone because rent prices went wayyy up
as a figure skater, my reaction was “wait his jump was kinda impressive”
The nonchalant kinda looked like Tom Holland
as a past figure skater it's 99% of time the nonchalant or figure skater but 1% of the time that newbie shit sure does still come out to ruin the day
The hockey player: *some random fight*
When I was first learning I was the newbie, then after I learned I was Mr. Nonchalant😂
I'm nonchalant. They never knew if I'm good or bad with skating😅😅😅 So if fall down I won't attract much attention hahaha 😂😂😂
Imagine if you saw this skit in person and one second he’s holding on to the rail for dear life and then….seconds later he’s skating backwards and spinning though the air
Mr. Nonchalant is definitely a horror movie character
The newbie figured out figuring skating in a day! Props to him! :D
The newbie was the figure skater as well.... "WHAT" 😂😂😂
I’m a figure skating and your axel is better than mine💀😭🤚
and he had no toepickkkkk
@lilabrown-c9r bruh the axel is an edge jump not a toe jump, pick doesn't matter when it's supposed to just be your knees
@@MariaThePotterNutlmao edge jumps use toe picks too. That’s how you launch yourself into the air. Toe jumps use the toe pick to pick into the ice before jumping.
Figure skating is so beautiful. I’m definitely the runner / newbie.
I’m definitely newbie!
The figure skater one was too relatable 😭 why do we always be starting backwards fr? 😂😂😂
Nonchalant was doing the moonwalk but forward
The newbie is me clinging to the walls and falling on my a!s 😂
The figure skating one is so true
Even Marv from Home Alone makes ice skating look easy whilst robbing people of their clothing 😂
and this is the 100000th time someone doing this reel
THAT ICE LOOKS LIKE CONCRETE DO THEY CLEAN IT?
Omg fr
I have an embarrassing story about a time I went ice skating a few years back. Well as you could probably guess, I’m a newbie. I went to this skating range with my friend and i accidentally got shoes too big for me but i didn’t realize until i was on the ice. The blades were going sideways off my feet and i was already in the middle of the rank against the wall. Well I was trying to quickly get back to the exit… until… an employee yelled it’s time for us to get off the ice. Everyone was outta there except for me. I was the only one. Everyone was staring at me standing around, then the ice car guy thing whatever it’s called comes driving out and i honestly got really scared and started crying (keep in mind I was a young ahh teen at the time not an adult lol) and so 2 people finally came in and carried me out of there 😭 everyone stared at me until I left the building … never went back and never will.
Mr. Nonchalant has aura ngl 💯🔥
Mr nonchalant was clean and cold at the same time bro tbh i wana be like him
I'm impressed that there aren't any Brazilians saying things because of the song like: ISSO E BRASIL!!!!🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🗣🗣🗣
I'd probably be the "breaks her leg the second she gets on ice" one
I prefer roller skating but still cool to see other kinds of skating
i've watched mr.nonchalant 10 times on repeat now....
doing that slide in the newbie part is just kinda fun sometimes lol
My toxic trait is believing i could be Mr. Nonchalant when I'm actually the newbie 😂
"Im Shadow The Hedgehog" Ahh Skate😭
Tbh the runner is the beginner one
This gotta be funny when there is guy that just can't stand and then he does flips and jumps
Id like to say i get on nonchalant but that nonchalant was the most nonchalant ive ever seen, it makes my nonchalant step onto the ice look like just a casual step onto the ice, i truly have a lot to learn about doing basic things and making them look like i give no crap at all
Imagine being there seeing a guy holding the rails and sliding for one second then turn onto a whole figure skater the next.
Dude went from n00b to figure skater in 8hrs 😂 -> 🕺🏻
Figure skater was on point 😂😂😂😂
The newbie has my vibe all over it. 😂
You forgot the penguin
Just run, belly slide, stand up, waddle around
Never been ice skating. But i did spend my youth rollerblading. And i consider these phases of a skaters development. Ive been all of them at some point.
bro really waited until nobody was around and did an entirely separate recording session to act like a newbie 😂
Bruh i'm playing hockey 3 years but you this😂😂
That wall will be my best friend the entire time😂
Number 5 is too relatable 😂🙏
You forgot me. Drunk, no skates on, full speed Superman dive across the ice.
That jump in hockey skates was honestly impressive and not enough people are talking about that
You make it look so easy
why was the nonchalant one so funny😭
As a hockey player always loved free skating but hated how they always messed up my blades and felt impossible to play a hockey game until I got them sharpened
"This ice hasnt been properly zambonied." - Jimmy MacElroy