Alan Aztec - Ich bin ne Gans (feat. R5on11c)

The Hardbass Army &*** Goose edition!
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Alan Aztec - Ich bin ne Gans (feat. R5on11c)
Deine Alde riecht nach F***e
Ich wach auf in meiner Kotze
Tiefentspannt und ohne Sorgen
Trinke den Grey Goose am Morgen
Ich brech in deinem Garten ein
Hey, ich lass mich selber rein
Klau dir einfach deine Sachen
Ich hab bock auf Party machen
Von Weitem hörst du meine Schritte
Im Gänsemarsch ab durch die Mitte
Plat, plat, plat, macht es
Wenn ich deine Alte F***e
Duck the Police, ACAB
Entenvogel auf ADHD
Fasching im Gesicht, in der Nase Chemie
Ich bin zu dumm, ihr kriegt mich nie
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Ich bin ne Gans, bin ne Gans
Nimm den Korkenziehersch***z
Ich baller mir den Vodka rein
Und breche dir dein Schlüsselbein
Ich bin ne Gans, bin ne Gans
Nimm den Korkenziehersch***z
Ich baller mir den Vodka rein
Und breche dir dein Schlüsselbein
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Der Schnabel gelb, die Federn weiss
Gebiss wie aus nem Horrorstreifen
Zuckersüss, gutaussehend
Und richtig Bock dich anzugreifen
Du hast Schiss, rufst den Jäger an
Während ich in meiner Hood entspann
Mach mal kein' Stress an meinem Teich
Sonst kommt direkt der Gansvergleich
Ich jag dich aus meinem Bau
Pass auf, dass ich dich nicht verhau
Geh mir nicht auf meine Eier
Und die Eier meiner Frau
Wer sich über uns beschwert
Wird gefedert und geteert
Wir feiern bis zum letzten Quak
Und morgen ist ein neuer Tag
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Ich bin ne Gans ich mach nur Spaß
Esse tonnenweise Gras
Chill im Park, die Boxen am Start
Das Bier ist kalt, der Bass ist hart
Ich bin ne Gans ich mach nur Spaß
Esse tonnenweise Gras
Chill im Park, die Boxen am Start
Das Bier ist kalt, der Bass ist hart
Your girl smells like c**t
I wake up in my vomit
Relaxed and without any sorrows
Drinking the grey goose in the morning
I break into your garden
Hey, i let myself in
Simply stealing your stuff
I am in the mood to party
From afar you hear my steps
With goose steps through the middle
Plat, plat, plat is goes
When i f**k your girl
Duck the Police ACAB
Waterfowl on ADHD
Carnival in the face, chemicals in the nose
I am too stupid, you'll never catch me
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I'm a goose, am a goose
Take the corkscrew c**k
I down the vodka
And break your collarbone
I'm a goose, am a goose
Take the corkscrew c**k
I down the vodka
And break your collarbone
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The bill yellow, the feathers white
Dentition straight out of a horror movie
Super cute, good looking
And absolutely in the mood to attack you
You're afraid, calling the hunter
While i relax in my hood
Don't make a fuss at my pond
Or else there will be duck measuring contest
I chase you out of my nest
Get out of here before i thrash you
Don't go on my eggs
Or the eggs of my wife
Anyone who complains about us
Will be feathered and tarred
We party until the last quack
And tomorrow is a new day
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I'm a goose i'm just having banter
Eat tons of gras
Chilling in the park, got my speakers
The beer is cold, the bass is hard
I'm a goose i'm just having banter
Eat tons of gras
Chilling in the park, got my speakers
The beer is cold, the bass is hard

[@R5on11c]

There it comes! Out of nowhere! The goooooooose!
Are you a goose too? Would you like to be one? (Apply for goose-ship today!)
What would you do if you were a goose?
What should be the theme of the next song and why?
So many questions and you can answer them all in the comments. Can't wait for your response!

[@Wooden_Chair1]

Q1. Are you a goose too?: NO
Q2: Would you like to be one?: YES OFC
Q3. What should be the theme of the next song?: idk make a animal hardbass
Q4: And why?: it's good
(1ST REPLY!!)

[@ElectroBassWave]

Alan Aztec and R5on11c aren't honking around with this one. The next theme should be Gopnik Gator or something with a pigeon. Great job brother Alan and R5. 🤙🦆🤙

[@deibysperez9063]

No soy un Ganso 🪿 Pero Me Encantaría Serlo Así podría ganarme a Las Cisnes Preciosas, ya de por sí Soy Su gallo supremo 🐓 Así que el siguiente tema debería ser de los Gallos De Pelea, Claro Si Se pudiera!! Saludos Desde Venezuela Al Hardbass Legion!!

[@zod1acgd]

good work on this

[@user-uo7xf7hn6j]

Hi R5on11c

[@baraka629]

Gans gut! 🪿

[@MKAq607]

Klingt gut🍺

[@baraka629]

@@MKAq607 isso 🍻

[@thespycrabhomie2143]

Bin auch gans sprachlos

[@matthewsilva2111]

Ja! 🎉🪿

[@SteelReaper4450]

„Ich bin ne gans“ Das ist die beste 🍺🙂‍↕

[@Goaty_Germany]

Gans toll 👍🏻🔥🔥

[@baraka629]

🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

[@emilyb6960]

@@baraka629duck duck……

[@Sturmtiger_productions]

I wonder how is be a gans

[@zod1acgd]

I see R5on11c.
I click.

[@natalialabun4066]

true

[@Thehistorybrod]

true

[@monikavaradine477]

Very true

[@joshuajoshua3515]

so true

[@daniguay88]

Yep. Pfp cheeks out. A true man of culture I see.

[@sirdessander]

The Perfection in a Song. 10/10 I highly Recommend

[@R5on11c]

Now that's what i call a fellow goose, thanks for the kind words ^^

[@EarlyHusky]

ayyyy its the goose himself!@@R5on11c

[@Thai_ha19xx]

Frieden war nie eine Option.
-R5on11c Gans

[@rarbiart]

"duck measuring contest" is brilliant for "Gansvergleich". on point an all levels!

[@RSGila]

Certified German Classic from R5on11c & Alan Aztec 🖤❤💛

[@Thesovietunion300]

Yeaaa🔥🔥🔥 I'm your first reply!

[@ray_van_dusk]

Ich finde das GANS toll..
HONK

[@lizardon17]

Legends say that this goose was the marshal of the Hardbass army. Amazing track guys

[@SashaINAFT]

How to pick up a duck:
Step one: charm him by playing hardbass
Step two: let him know that you are going to pick him up.
Step three: pick up the duck.
Congratulations! You are now holding a duck!

[@NSHG]

Instructions slightly unclear, got a duck... but it has a cap and talks.

[@SashaINAFT]

@@NSHG Don't worry, it's natural.

[@RADIS370]

WE BECOMING A GOOSE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@S.B.Wilds5553]

every animal related song so far is really good like Alan keeps saveing his hardest bass for his silliest songs and i am 100% for it

[@IntoxicatedKitteh]

Canadian here - this is pretty spot on. Sometimes a goose will sit next to your car just to chase you once you try to get in. Little assholes.

[@mangamania921]

Na, ist doch Gans gut Geworden

[@SlovakiaBall2007]

1000/10
The German Goose Has Finally Arrived
Thanks Alan Aztec For Uploading This Amazing Hardbass
Glory To Alan Aztec From Slovakia 🇸🇰

[@ThePenguins4life]

Thank god R5on11c did'int go away for ever! still wanted more hardbass army songs even though it ended as you know, Disco Panzer ist est gut, bier und panzer = wunderwaffe

[@HardbassGang]

Wohoo After a long time, a new German Hardbass song from Alan Aztec and R5on11c good job🤩🔥🤙🏻👏🇩🇪

[@FortunateMelody]

Just realized that I have been vibing to a song about my countries biggest enemy, geese 😭
Even if it is about geese, I love the song so much and its ones of my favorites out of the ones you guys have created together!!! I can't wait to see more!!!
Hallo from Canada!!!🇨🇦🇩🇪

[@FunSupernaturaLRU.DJSecunds]

Новый трек Немецкий топ. Я снова решил учить Немецкий, чтобы потом делать треки на Немецко-Русском языке

[@Nathan-Stetter]

Gans hardbass 🥶🥶🥶🤙

[@user-uy4cc1yo4l]

Conclusion: Alan the goose egg

[@andregerken3065]

*Insert funny untiteled goose game reference here.*

[@R5on11c]

I actually took that game as part of my inspiration lol...

[@andregerken3065]

Umso besser (:

[@plantus4527]

R5on11c back🕺

[@R5on11c]

Was never gone ^^
I'm always just working in the background until i got something for you guys.

[@TheBearInTheChair]

Hard bass will never stop,​@@R5on11c, by-the-by, I came across two AI covers for your songs Discopanzer and Bassmark in the style of the paper hanger that would make Scorpo jelly that they didn't do it first.

[@xHunterx3338]

​@@R5on11c I would sagen those Lyrics are sehr Wunderbar

[@tischkantenknall6369]

DEINE ALTE RIECHT NACH
und das Ding kommt in die Playlist

[@Wooden_Chair1]

Gans ist das größte Tier aller Zeiten! 🪿 (guys I was in live in this video)

[@user-iv4ey2dk5r]

🤟😆🤙
Отличная композиция!!!

[@Majimba_Enjoyer]

Mit einem solchen meisterwerk bin ich voll und gans zufrieden

[@MKAq607]

WITH THIS , WE ARE OPENING A NEW LINE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@AlexisEtoile]

I need to see an Untitled Goose Game montage with this music

[@R5on11c]

I think those will pop up soon enough :D

[@ottolink3359]

Gans aufregend 😮

[@12897owjffs]

Lmao, please never stop doing these songs! Love all of them. I was sad when the end of the Hardbass Army was announced, but songs like these are also freaking awesome! Great Voicepower by R5on11c, just as always

[@thelasttil1583]

Top Tier song! Gans oben mit dabei!

[@marvman2887]

Danke man. Das hat mir echt geholfen vor dem Physik Abitur😂❤️das macht das Leben 1 mio mal besser

[@nemostakan8386]

BASSVÖGEL BASSVÖGEL BASSVÖGEL-

[@ZinoviyaUlyanov]

OMG YES!! I seen this at premier and was dying to hear this!!
Can not go wrong with goose friend!!
Thank you for the awesomeness!!

[@MaximPavLove]

I WANT IT ONCE AGAIN! I want more FEATs with R5on11c!!!

[@R5on11c]

With patience and time... there might be more

[@MaximPavLove]

It must be another new feat with you. I love your voice and your songs, really. I'm from Russia, but know every HARDBASS ARMY song. Your work is awesome, It forced me to learn German.
Ich weiẞ wirklich etwas! Thank you, i promise to learn this song! @@R5on11c

[@kriskay5020]

ALL SHALL FEAR THE GOOSE!!!!

[@roemischer]

Ab jetzt einer meiner liebsten deutschen Hardbass songs! Gans gut gemacht!
From now on one of my favourite german hardbass songs! Goose well made! (Its a german pun, "quite well" translates to "ganZ gut")

[@R5on11c]

Tja, manche Wortwitze lassen sich nicht Gans in andere Sprachen übersetzen, sind dafür aber Schwansinnig lustig.

[@roemischer]

@@R5on11c Ich höre gerade den Song zum fünften mal in Gänse, und ich muss mich entenschuldigen. Er ist nicht nur Gans gut sondern ein geniales Stück das den Meisen Menschen gefallen sollte. Du bist praktisch ein Star. Aber ich sollte mit den Amseligen Wortspielen aufhören, schließlich Hab icht noch was zu tun.

[@-H1Z1-]

MEIN BRUTHER IS BACK

[@Evil_bee_]

I waited for this so long.......

[@Realfxbixn]

Gans geiler Song!

[@undeadwerewolves9463]

April 1st 🎉 Gans großartig 😂

[@user-xz6qi7ng9b]

Лучший, просто лучший!

[@Thehistorybrod]

This what we wait, sehr gut👍👍👍

[@emilyb6960]

DUCK DUCK GOOSE!!! 🪿

[@KEKIK_D]

Finally! R5on11c!!!

[@alexander08525]

Da hat wohl jemand zu viel untitled goose game gespielt gefällt mir 👍

[@electricdragon9366]

Wow, that came out of nowhere, I broke down laughing when I listened to the song for the 1st time.
Who broke down laughing in the studio after recording?

[@erixhartman4735]

Не играй с моим гусем!

[@Wojtazzus]

That's an absolute banger!!
One of my new favourites!

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

Can't wait to see how Scorpo uses this song!

[@ElektronikGirlEpic]

EuroVision could never

[@deathtrooper7760]

daruf war ich Gans und garnicht vorbereitet

[@lolxdani9996]

*PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*

[@Badyl10]

Seems to me someone played a certain untilted game :) Guess peace was never an option!

[@Gray-Emn]

goose hardbass april edition! cant wait for another one

[@robinhugo9022]

Habe es schon auf YT music gehört vor glaube 2 Tagen. Wirklich eine sehr kreative Idee finde den Song mega ❤
Weiter so !

[@1LaMilanta]

Lets go guys new one is out!!!

[@nastiestNate]

Blasting this next time we go to the duck pond

[@CPDP-News]

Nice

[@M0butu]

Ganzvergleich

[@Sokowir0wka.]

This is super cool ❤✨

[@Klonter77]

Dänse mit der Gänse

[@BennikHerzog]

mal wieder in einfach richtig gelungener song

[@blackvenom0740]

I knew the song would be good, but I didn’t know it would be that good.
Great hardbass and good job 👍 🥚🥚🥚

[@nowhere474]

Still looking for PANZER CHOCOLAT...

[@nikos7486]

Tactical Goose

[@Hiana_Deathangel]

Fuck yeah, new Alan Upload, this slaps as usual, just as expected, greetings from Scotland

[@hilbasaur1469]

бомбаааа💗🦆

[@PopCat-nb6ly]

Полностью с вами солидарен

[@dayang_serinie6250]

Amazing😁🤟🔥!! 0:57

[@1vantankist426]

a true hardbass masterpiece

[@melejunelozada724]

Gans gut!! 🪿❤

[@phalanx1284]

Geil! 🤩
Trinkt niemals Vodka aus Montenegro 🇲🇪 und dann welchen aus Frankreich 🇫🇷… die vertragen sich nicht 😂😂😂
Ostererfahrung 2024 🐣
Genießt das Leben! Und sorgt für Frieden ✌🏼 auf der Welt 🌍
Vodka bringt die Menschen zusammen 🙌🏽 🍻

[@Danidaniyespapa19]

I'm from Brazil and no one understands what I hear, but I think hardbass is better than anything

[@Danidaniyespapa19]

I have already convinced 2 friends

[@Limo-oi3ne]

oh who are those friends?

[@Danidaniyespapa19]

You and someone else who isn't here

[@LucasBuilds]

It is a lovely day in the hardbass army, and you are a horrible goose.

[@ZZEENN_.]

THE BOI IS BACK! R5!! Gans sehr cool ‼️🇩🇪🤙

[@emilyb6960]

WE LOVE R5!!! 🖤❤️💛🇩🇪🔥

[@deibysperez9063]

Es la hora De Jugar Pato Pato Ganso 🦆 🪿, Pero A Estilo Hardbass Legion, Saludos Desde Venezuela PAPUS 🐓🇻🇪🥚🎶

[@Joeschmo776]

Epic

[@rarbiart]

Boxen auf gans laut!

[@soulknight5249]

Whatever r5 took or takes to get to these lyrics.. i want it too xD This song is way too awesome again

[@R5on11c]

A mystery to everyone.
Thanks for the kind words ^^

[@stalin474]

Гусь стал Гансом???

[@SirKnum]

Gans oder gar nicht!

[@spastenkonig9711]

Die Gans ist unser neuer Staatssymbol change my mind.

[@derbarbar6723]

Gans geil 😎👍🇩🇪

[@PopCat-nb6ly]

Гусь весь клип затащил

[@user-zj2tn1yb8d]

Немецкий гусь идëт на захват Польши

[@carlosromeromontalvo4838]

Increíble como siempre nos sigues sorprendiendo alan aztec 👏🇲🇽

[@TheRussianVezNan]

MORE BANGERS FROM ALAN AZTEC AND R5on11c

[@MrSpielealles]

Megageil

[@goodnightmr5892]

Schatzi, gut! 😂

[@rarbiart]

i miss "stealing the bells"

[@sursivalbudy9530]

Na endlich 😅

[@beauzx]

Hans bringt den Flammenwerfer!

[@CT-2586Bomb]

Nenene Hans the Gans get the Flammenwerfer

[@Luchsone1]

Best song since Discopanzer 😂❤

[@ZerotheWanderer]

The new theme for Untitled Goose Game

[@ProfessorBidoof]

Will you please make a video or gif of just that goose? I love it!!!

[@Kronex_play]

Под это песню пол Европы и союза разбомбили

[@user-uo7xf7hn6j]

Your hardbass good 👍

[@keaseball]

Gans toller Song! 😎

[@leonardogamer152]

Excellent Alan aztec y R5on11c good song 10 out of 10🦆