"When have you ever backed me up?" he says, to the man who provides him and his son a roof over his head rent-free, incl seaside view and a housemaid... seems legit
@@filipposnk6070 yeah but then alan won a million dollars in vegas and didn't have to pay alimony to judith.but he fucked it all up by marrying kandi and buying a condo.He is just a leech that's it.
"Hey, i didn't sell you for watch, i sold you for ROLEX." This scene would be perfect for Rolex commercial. perfect illustration of what specific brand is about.
Its crazy how Allen was my dad only black. Literally. Its so insane to see Jon Cryer acting because hes my dad in a nutshell..only dad dads been married for 40+yrs....but the mannerisms and attitude is 100% my dad.
ALWAYS forgive and NEVER forget. Took me years to learn forgiving means not letting what someone else did hold you back. It is not saying what they did was right.
Look like Alan forgot his brother lets him and his son stay in a multi million dollar beach house for free while eating his food, using his stuff and being ungrateful.
That's because Alan is a piece of fucking shit. A scumbag who acts like he's better than everyone else when, if anything, he's worse than anyone he points his fingers at
'Never happen -- have you SEEN what Charlie Sheen looks like today? He looks like the "life of Charlie" hit him like a runaway moving van... The series was outrageously funny and great fun to watch ... BUT its time has past~ that is to say, enjoy those reruns (and there're always airing somewhere)...because its resurrection is just a pipe dream. Jon Cryer still looks pretty much the same with just a few extra pounds and a few wrinkles (he has aged pretty well... but Charlie is showing the evidence of his REAL lifestyle... which unfortunately mimics his "Two And A Half Men" lifestyle. In other words - he looks terrible.
cmon boys its just a tv show , i have never saw so much hateure towards anybody like i see towards alan in comments, tbh he is a better person than CHarlie in real life
A great show! I love the cast and i reallly loved Charlie but he had to leave to get help! Stuff happens in life and i miss Charliui e but Aston did a Great job! I really enjoyed the show before and after! Aston was a great fit! The cast just completed the job and R.I P. Berta god love her a million laughs with her.
@TonyDracon in the episode a lady tricks Charlie that her son(who is actually her friend's son) is Charlie's kid, it's suppose to mean that Judith was boinking the exteriminator thus making him jake's actual dad.
Jon Cryer is one of the luckiest people in Hollywood. A lousy, limited actor, he stumbled into an enormously successful show where he happened to fit as the unlikable mooch.
"Put it on your right arm and it will run forever."
Can't stop laughing
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
What does it mean?
@@ha-li9ky you must be a kid if you cant figure it out!😆
@@juliebryne2903 manchild to be precise, darling. Just that i would prefer being left handed 😂
@@ha-li9ky The Submariner is an automatic-winding watch. This means it winds with the movement of your arm.
"When have you ever backed me up?" he says, to the man who provides him and his son a roof over his head rent-free, incl seaside view and a housemaid... seems legit
Yeah thats because charlie slept with alans lawyer and because he dumped her,she fucked up alan during the court
I thought the exactly the same thing the minute that line was recited.
@@filipposnk6070 yeah but then alan won a million dollars in vegas and didn't have to pay alimony to judith.but he fucked it all up by marrying kandi and buying a condo.He is just a leech that's it.
@@OptimusDelta Yup. People fail to acknowledge that about Alan's punk ass
He married Candy, how's yours wifes looking?? 😂😂😂
Charlie made the show amazing and his funny jokes are hilarious 😆
"Put it on you right hand and run forever"
My god, I love those Burns comebacks 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😆
...."and IT will run forever".
2:06 I didn't sell you out for a watch, I sold you out for a Certified Swiss Chronometer and that hand gesture. Lol
Sarcasm is for winners
#winning
d😶😶😶🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
YawMoney what’s sarcasm
wieners
no, really?
This was a great show until Charlie left
I agree
Seriously
Agreed, it was much better
Agreed
@@tonalddrump297 q see 1111111qq1q1111111.
Alan: When have you ever backed me up?
Lives in Charlie's house.
Alan was really ungrateful towards Charlie..
That is the only nice thing Charlie has ever done for Alan.
Sarcasm is for winners Rofl 😂😂😂the timing and delivery
"Sarcasm is for winners,allan.." Damn! 😭😂
Alan: in that case, I’m winning lol
"Hey, i didn't sell you for watch, i sold you for ROLEX."
This scene would be perfect for Rolex commercial. perfect illustration of what specific brand is about.
"Mom is HUMAN" I died
No one, absolutely no one can replace Charlie sheen
Your watch! It doesn't have hamburglars on the wristband!😂🤣
"she got to you didn't she" I honestly thought something similar when Alan said to move on.
“Put it on your right arm, it will run forever”, that has to be the best line ever!
I don’t get it
BEST SHOW ON T. V. PERIOD!!!!
rogl
Please can you say that loud enough that the people who don't know that hears you🔊🙌😑
At least until Charlie left
The last dialogue by Charlie was deadly.. rofl!!🤣🤣
Sarcasm for winners Alan. 😂😂😂 I have to used that one.
Put it on your right arm and it will run forever 🤣
Sarcasm is for winners Alan.
Its crazy how Allen was my dad only black. Literally. Its so insane to see Jon Cryer acting because hes my dad in a nutshell..only dad dads been married for 40+yrs....but the mannerisms and attitude is 100% my dad.
Sarcasm is for winners Alan...OMFG mouhahaha
You know when Two and a half Men had first started charlie sheen Makes the whole audience laugh that's all I got I really really miss Charlie Sheen
OMG I miss Charlie!!!!!!!!!
Put in on your right arm and it will run forever.😂😂😂😂
lol adult version of suite life of Zack and Cody 😂
Both Zack and Cody are great. But here Alan is a jerk
Not really
More drake and Josh I’d say
@@brysonwebster1973 I can see why you say that haha :)
@Gaurav never said anything about it being better lol
Sheen was just lit💯
I totally agree. Without Charlie,
the show declined totally...
Wow. It really took him a few minutes to get what Charlie meant. And then he complimented the idea!😂
Nobody loves kids more then old uncle Charlie
*Why can't I expose myself to your kids?!!!*
😉
this is a funny episode
where Chelsea says that they have broken her mothers heart and then they laugh:D
I laugh everytime when I see this piece!! 😆
That's what I live for!! 😂😂
ALWAYS forgive and NEVER forget. Took me years to learn forgiving means not letting what someone else did hold you back. It is not saying what they did was right.
Difficult to do
@@LitoGeorge Yes it is
“It doesn’t have hamburglars on the wristband.” 😂😂😂
we want charlie to go back to this tv show hahahhahahahahhahahah funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
in the first 11 seconds he says winners.....winning!!
You said a mouth full. Totally agree
Charlie and his striped mug something you will always remember from the show
I miss this show..
Look like Alan forgot his brother lets him and his son stay in a multi million dollar beach house for free while eating his food, using his stuff and being ungrateful.
Believe it or not, there are families like that these days. Or at least they remember you when they're ass is on fire.
That's because Alan is a piece of fucking shit. A scumbag who acts like he's better than everyone else when, if anything, he's worse than anyone he points his fingers at
Producer needs to drop differences and put show back on air with Charlie sheen
Ron Schmidt yes yes wife and I think this program to be very day to day everyday LIFELIKE...entertainment...bring it back please
'Never happen -- have you SEEN what Charlie Sheen looks like today?
He looks like the "life of Charlie" hit him like a runaway moving van... The series was outrageously funny and great fun to watch ...
BUT its time has past~ that is to say, enjoy those reruns (and there're always airing somewhere)...because its resurrection is just a pipe dream.
Jon Cryer still looks pretty much the same with just a few extra pounds and a few wrinkles (he has aged pretty well... but Charlie is showing the evidence of his REAL lifestyle... which unfortunately mimics his "Two And A Half Men" lifestyle. In other words - he looks terrible.
Charlie Brown yea but he looks better and alot funnier then that idiot Kutcher nerd the tried
What's the point? Berta's dead 😔
Charlie backed Allan up just after he got devorce. House, food, Jake allowed to stay and all!!! Duh!!!
He also the reason he lost his house! He slept with alan lowyer and she revenge him by ruining Alan!
@@Jen-rw7yh Warch the show again, Alan could have done something in so many moments. He even won a million dollars at some point and he wasted it
Potato?
Either way awesome :D
Omg that was hilarious
Scarcasm is for winners... 😀
A complete episode would be fun
That's why I use my left arm. No need to move the watch.
Alan: when have you ever backed me up?
Never, Charlie always bully, abuse and torment alan.
This would had been a good response:
-Sarcasm is for winners, Alan
- If im a loser why do you come to me for a favour?
Argentina Libertaria I wish it was:
“And all winners come with alcohol poisioning as part of the deal?”
That's the exact reason he comes to him for a favour
@@usmantariq7997 But he didn't know that in the first place
ThAnk god you don’t write tv or I at least hope you don’t !
@@Mr.Jtea3 24 people think the opposite
I was always feeling like I was sitting next to the Camine Fire ~ when I was watching the Sweethearts !
💌🤣🌹🤩💌
That last part was the dirtiest joke EVER
That's not even close to a lot of other hidden jokes in the later seasons lol
Great clip
How did he know that he uses his right arm to .....you know😏
I miss this show
This is just one scene
1/10 lol
_She got to you didn't she?_
Charlie actually backed Alan every time except Alan's devoice attorney.
within 10 seconds Charlie owns Alan lol
John cryer was the heart of this show sooo talented and funny
Raise your hand if you really miss Charlie Sheen
cmon boys its just a tv show , i have never saw so much hateure towards anybody like i see towards alan in comments, tbh he is a better person than CHarlie in real life
i have submariner and it doesent wind by it self lol
Amazing
alan got 2 rolex i
It should have been "Nahh I do it with my left"
Offering him housing is one time he backed him.
when have you ever backed me up umm you and your sun live in it rent Free
Ah what a rolex can do
What does that even mean: "Put it on your arm. It will run forever"??
Charlie an berta an Alan invented the show
am i the only left hander here ? 😅
Nope I'm lefthanded too :D
@killrFreak
love that line.
A better line would be;
Alan: "No I'll keep it where it is, I like the Girl friend experience".
Allen was straight but became gay
Would never get a Rolex if it’s stainless steel. Gotta be gold or silver.
Sarcasm is for winners...
Why did producers paint Alan up like Peewee Herman?
Charlie has great observing skills
Girls Girls Girls srxy Girls ☑️😂😍❤️😍😘
U understand Charlie when u get older
A great show! I love the cast and i reallly loved Charlie but he had to leave to get help! Stuff happens in life and i miss Charliui e but Aston did a Great job! I really enjoyed the show before and after! Aston was a great fit! The cast just completed the job and R.I
P. Berta god love her a million laughs with her.
define chronic ;)
can someone please make a new sitcom as good as (and like) this one
My god that shirt 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦😂
@TonyDracon in the episode a lady tricks Charlie that her son(who is actually her friend's son) is Charlie's kid, it's suppose to mean that Judith was boinking the exteriminator thus making him jake's actual dad.
alan would have be out the door so fast
From somebody who's life is wrecked and unsalvageable 🤣🤣
hahahaha
winning
Put it on your right arm and it will run forever. What does this mean? Someone please explain this sentence to me. It can't be sarcasm right?
Alan masturbates a lot and does it with his right arm. The rolex watch runs forever if you move your arm so... 😂 Did you get it ?
Is alan wearing lipstick
hahahahaha
A great show that Charlie destroyed.
Charlie Lorre or Charlie Sheen? Or Charlie Harper? Or Charlie Horse?
Moe like the producers, Charlie liked the show
I don’t get the line “ put on your right hand , it’ll run forever “
Masterbation..
240p omfg lol lol
OT: UA-cam ads are stupid and infantile.
Alan is cheap Lol
Jon Cryer is one of the luckiest people in Hollywood. A lousy, limited actor, he stumbled into an enormously successful show where he happened to fit as the unlikable mooch.