Weekend Update: Trump’s Final 2020 Election Message - SNL

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  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like deaths due to COVID-19 being linked to President Trump’s campaign rallies.
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  • @danielp5012
    @danielp5012 3 роки тому +660

    Hearing Michael Che laugh in the background when Colin says a joke shows how beautiful their friendship is

  • @jonathanbui4692
    @jonathanbui4692 3 роки тому +4520

    "You just married Scarlett Johansson and I just bought an electric bike, we are both doing equally great things"

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 3 роки тому +36

      Except one is married to Scarlet.

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 3 роки тому +32

      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don't think so "Mikachay". I don't think you can have the same amount of fun with an electric bike as a Scarlett Johansson.

    • @ineffable1129
      @ineffable1129 3 роки тому +12

      As a dorky Luke Skywalker pointed out to Han, she's rich and I suspect the electric bike isn't.

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 3 роки тому +16

      @@ineffable1129 Wait... You made a Star Wars joke, worried about her being rich? Jost has some of his own money. The reason you marry Scarlett Johansson is because she's f*cking gorgeous, and you get to have sex with her... And you thought Luke Skywalker is dorky, but you are talking about her money? Get it together man.

    • @august_619
      @august_619 3 роки тому +25

      this is her third marriage,, so there could be fourth who knows..

  • @ingridwheeler3180
    @ingridwheeler3180 3 роки тому +876

    The writer who came up with that description of Jared deserves a raise.

    • @breebell1312
      @breebell1312 3 роки тому +74

      Lol it was Colin. He writes his own jokes.

    • @Beverly_Dingus
      @Beverly_Dingus 3 роки тому +7

      @C A Colin's a baller for sure.

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 3 роки тому +27

      Colin and Che are the co-head writers of the show so it was probably them.

    • @district2ilovecato
      @district2ilovecato 3 роки тому +8

      i always thought he looked like the creepy doll from that movie The Boy

    • @lisalisa1435
      @lisalisa1435 3 роки тому

      @@goombapizza6335 🔥

  • @gabj4665
    @gabj4665 3 роки тому +667

    “Jared Kushner looks like a child just out for a funeral.”...... That had me rolling.

    • @dii392
      @dii392 3 роки тому +17

      "dressed up for a funeral" but it's funny either way

  • @ceilingfanenvy
    @ceilingfanenvy 3 роки тому +307

    "So basically, The Voice"
    I LOST it

  • @reynahernandez4158
    @reynahernandez4158 3 роки тому +892

    "Your gaslighting isn't enough to keep me warm" is low-key a Lana Del Rey lyric though, right?

    • @eIioperlman
      @eIioperlman 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @nathanrosich6584
      @nathanrosich6584 3 роки тому +34

      “Your poetry’s bad and you blame the news.” “You act like a kid even though you stand six-foot-two,” Close Enough

    • @alexanderk.6869
      @alexanderk.6869 3 роки тому

      @@eIioperlman eyy nice username

    • @hartless_hunter3756
      @hartless_hunter3756 Рік тому

      No one knows who that is

    • @gaiusoctavius6107
      @gaiusoctavius6107 4 місяці тому +1

      Sounds more Taylor swift, Lana writes fewer fake deep “makes you think” lines based on 4th grade level word association and more actual good ones

  • @vanyadolly
    @vanyadolly 3 роки тому +89

    "We might both get drafted in the race war" killed me 😂

  • @That5kum8ag
    @That5kum8ag 3 роки тому +3442

    Jared always looks like he's witnessing a hate crime, but secretly agrees.

    • @johno7617
      @johno7617 3 роки тому +75

      Vote Blue

    • @felizaviveros5168
      @felizaviveros5168 3 роки тому +23

      Because in reality that's what he does!.....lol

    • @rosemorris7912
      @rosemorris7912 3 роки тому +22

      He's openly delighted.

    • @griseldamrza4818
      @griseldamrza4818 3 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sums up everyone around trump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicolafiorelli1319
      @nicolafiorelli1319 3 роки тому +11

      He looks like the alien dude from Vivarium

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 3 роки тому +676

    "Designated driver" us probably my favorite Biden description.

    • @frking100
      @frking100 3 роки тому +13

      Why though? Biden supported involvement in the middle east as early as 1998 and praised bush multiple times for his wars in Iran and Iraq. The major bills he drafted where all about incarceration for minor crimes which mostly affected African Americans, he also opposed the desegregation of schools. He flip flops between franking and the green new deal depending on which state he is talking in; is incredibly ambivalent about whether or not he will pack the court which could erode the integrity of the least partisan branch of government (every time rode v wade has been discussed by SCOTUS the Republicans have held a 6 to 3 majority and still decided to upheld it). Not to mention the myriad of lies he has told to the American public that where quickly proven to be false (his medal story, marching with mlk, imprisonment with mandela, plagiarizing speeches, being the "top of his class"). This guy has been in political power for 40+ years and done little to make this a better country.

    • @ConnorShea
      @ConnorShea 3 роки тому +28

      As opposed to Donald who had spent four years in office undermining our democracy (did you see he encouraged those dipshits in Texas who tried to run the Biden bus off the road?), golfing, pulling out of international agreements, shitposting on twitter, pardoning criminals, and attempting to bribe foreign governments to do his bidding.
      Yeah, I'll take Biden every day. (And fwiw Biden has plenty of accomplishments, the Violence Against Women Act, the Paris Climate Accords, the auto industry recovery, the assault rifle ban, etc.)

    • @frking100
      @frking100 3 роки тому +6

      @@ConnorShea The assault rifle ban had no effect in crime (crime lowered at the same rate it had for the past decades), the Paris accord was ignored by China and India (the 2 countries with the highest co2 emissions), and the auto industry was bound to recover so it was the safest possible bet. I do agree with the shit posting, but completely disagree with undermining democracy. Every mistake big or small of Trump and his presidency has been aired to the public (something unprecedented in our time), social media and news networks exercise their freedom of expression with no fear of repercussions no matter how false or radical their opinion might be. As for pulling out of international agreements, I honestly don't see how that is bad, the vast majority hampered the American economy or subsidized other countries economy and military with little to no benefit for our taxpayers.

    • @khakuda
      @khakuda 3 роки тому +12

      I would prefer my designated driver not to be senile

    • @jefflarson1652
      @jefflarson1652 3 роки тому +16

      @@frking100 I get tired of Trump and his supporters whining about media mistreatment. For 8 years Fox hammered Obama on the economy. "Can't hit 3% GDP growth" "Unemployment numbers are made up, 195 million are really out of work", etc., etc. The ONLY thing Trump is hanging his hat on is the economy, but I'm wondering why the MSM isn't pointing out he hasn't hit 3% GDP growth. Or that his job gains are lower than Obama's were. Yeah, they admonish him for all of his lies, but they could easily be hammering him on the fact that he's the only president to have a massive tax cut that didn't spur the economy. He still got the normal deficit spending that comes with a tax cut. We were starting to see signs of a recession before COVID took him off the hook for that, but somehow he has convinced people that the market equates to the economy. And even there, the DJIA is lower today than it was on January 26, 2018. Nearly 3 years at a loss, but we hear nothing.

  • @Dee33636
    @Dee33636 3 роки тому +731

    " Even if you like trump, you have to be exhausted!!" They are, but they'll never admit it.

    • @vincentramirez1477
      @vincentramirez1477 3 роки тому +5

      I like Trump and the best is yet to come. Second wind. you ain't ever pushed yourself? Maybe why you're a loser.

    • @lolwhatt820
      @lolwhatt820 3 роки тому +49

      @@vincentramirez1477 What does this even mean

    • @charleswheeling3028
      @charleswheeling3028 3 роки тому +6

      " Even if you like trump, you have to be exhausted!!" They are, but they'll never admit it.

    • @lordstrixe4652
      @lordstrixe4652 3 роки тому +8

      @@vincentramirez1477 maybe you should go learn proper english

    • @michaelpaul2CMTB
      @michaelpaul2CMTB 3 роки тому +15

      @@vincentramirez1477 Nice try boris! Lol!! tRump is HISTORY!!

  • @coreysingletary8211
    @coreysingletary8211 3 роки тому +28

    🗣 “that’s what I doooo!” - Obama 2020
    That was the funniest thing 😂

  • @divamarvalousoneal2454
    @divamarvalousoneal2454 3 роки тому +4520

    Rappers are not black leaders!😂
    Everyone needs to hear this

  • @DougHanson2769
    @DougHanson2769 3 роки тому +839

    Jared does look like he’s always going to a funeral.

    • @andychristensen2947
      @andychristensen2947 3 роки тому +34

      He's contributed to over 200,000 of them, so yea.

    • @sunblock8717
      @sunblock8717 3 роки тому +2

      @Chemical Thinking Hahah, this is excellent

    • @jillharling
      @jillharling 3 роки тому +7

      I think Jared looks like a woman trying to be a man.....Jesus...those eyebrows!🤣

    • @rebeccaelliot6586
      @rebeccaelliot6586 3 роки тому +2

      Yes, he does. But I think a lot of the laughter that joke got was from people like me who looked at Jared, and looked at Colin, and thought, "it takes one to know one!" I wonder how old Colin will get before he looks like he's out of college. Maybe he's like Paul Rudd and he'll look young forever. (And please note, I'm a fan of Colin and I'm not trying to put him down.)

    • @frankmalinaro9700
      @frankmalinaro9700 3 роки тому +5

      ~~ I see a Nazi uniform .

  • @VeronaRoma7546
    @VeronaRoma7546 3 роки тому +204

    Ok but why’s no one talking about that constipated Accountant joke though... I died all 3 times

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 3 роки тому +6

      Because that joke has been around for years

    • @VeronaRoma7546
      @VeronaRoma7546 3 роки тому +12

      @@tintomara6209 have I just literally been living under a rock then?

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 3 роки тому +1

      @@VeronaRoma7546 It depends.The joke was around at least 40 years ago in a slightly different form (a mathematician,instead of an accountant) but that was in the U.K.If you're from the U.S it may just have taken longer to circulate over there.

    • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
      @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@tintomara6209 I have never heard that before

    • @jonholbrook8821
      @jonholbrook8821 2 роки тому

      +1000

  • @amandagaribayvlogs2348
    @amandagaribayvlogs2348 3 роки тому +103

    I did not expect Obama making that shot. 😂 That was perfect.

    • @anna-fleurfarnsworth104
      @anna-fleurfarnsworth104 3 роки тому +12

      how are people not mentioning this what a legend

    • @charlestoncooper5265
      @charlestoncooper5265 2 роки тому +3

      tbf if i had to bet on a president to sink a 3 it would be obama

    • @bananaeclipse3324
      @bananaeclipse3324 2 роки тому +1

      IMO Obama is my favorite US president due almost solely to the fact that he is just so CHILL. He’s the kind of guy you just want to be friends with. He has a amazing sense of humor and is last speech as president was a literal stand up comedy!

  • @abcd-ck4qr
    @abcd-ck4qr 3 роки тому +1985

    I can safely say that my dad has not gotten any extra money when a person died of Covid- the only thing he got was extra hours and eventually, the virus himself.
    Edit: OMG I'm so overwhelmed by the love, thank you guys so much❤️❤️❤️

    • @bruja6819
      @bruja6819 3 роки тому +125

      Hope he gets better.These irresponsible trump followers should not be given any doctor's or nurse's care ,since they love to mock them. Bad enough he called our soldiers losers, now this?? Unbelievable!

    • @bonitahobbs2097
      @bonitahobbs2097 3 роки тому +86

      Let us know how your real hero father is doing! We hope when he' s better he will take a siesta💙

    • @WilliamImhof
      @WilliamImhof 3 роки тому +58

      Wish your dad well.

    • @danahughes2239
      @danahughes2239 3 роки тому +71

      100%... Thank your Dad for his service. #FirstResponder

    • @shirleyperry3170
      @shirleyperry3170 3 роки тому +39

      We care so much. Your Father’s life really matters to us all. God bless and healing prayers.

  • @nicholaslau9634
    @nicholaslau9634 3 роки тому +157

    “Jared Kushner, who also looks like a child dressed up for a funeral”
    Me:😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mebeingU2
    @mebeingU2 3 роки тому +18

    “That’s what I do!!!” Wow! The man is the man!!!

    • @bob-wp2tl
      @bob-wp2tl 2 роки тому

      And "That's what we going to do!!!" Again

  • @Paineinyourblank
    @Paineinyourblank 3 роки тому +221

    Kinda feels like they should just give Che and Jost their own show

    • @lowoncreativity
      @lowoncreativity 3 роки тому +12

      If they did, snl probably wouldn't be able to keep running lmao

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 3 роки тому +1

      No! I downvoted your comment just on that premise...

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +3

      Or put them on The Daily Show. Trevor Noah just isn't cutting it.
      Also, nice to see them give a shoutout to Gilbert Gottfried (who, if you can believe it, was a cast member on the show 40 years ago).

    • @positivevibes9709
      @positivevibes9709 3 роки тому +16

      @@canaisyoung3601 Trevor is killing it.

    • @samd1405
      @samd1405 3 роки тому +7

      @@canaisyoung3601 Che was on the Daily Show right before he got on SNL

  • @inSpihr
    @inSpihr 3 роки тому +626

    Jared looks like he's laying in an open casket.

  • @ikeekieeki
    @ikeekieeki 3 роки тому +266

    "The president isn't trying to kill his supporters. He is actually killing his supporters."

    • @joet6610
      @joet6610 3 роки тому +3

      Well I and over 6,000 where I vote are alive voting Trump. Yes we have an organization so we know

    • @LCC144
      @LCC144 3 роки тому +2

      @Wakanda Forever A democratic administration was in charge of the covid response?

    • @lynnspeelman5645
      @lynnspeelman5645 3 роки тому +5

      🇺🇲 BIDEN 2020🇺🇲

    • @lynnspeelman5645
      @lynnspeelman5645 3 роки тому +2

      @Wakanda Forever that's exactly where tRump belongs! He can't remember what he says from on sentence to the next.

    • @LCC144
      @LCC144 3 роки тому +4

      @Wakanda Forever
      The virus came from more places then China. We needed a unified effort to prevent the spread of the virus. We have no leadership at the top and the strategy of every state for themselves was never going to work.

  • @dumpster_mcgee_96
    @dumpster_mcgee_96 3 роки тому +276

    Fun fact: Bill Clinton, the president from 20 years ago, is a few months younger than the youngest candidate on the current presidential ticket
    Edit: 28 years ago

    • @oakinwol
      @oakinwol 3 роки тому +28

      I know right? Why are we putting these old men in office??? They should retire, that isn't an easy job. Seriously which job at anyone's workplace would they be trying to start a 70 year old on? So we're so weird...

    • @divadoll606
      @divadoll606 3 роки тому +14

      @@oakinwol I agree. There should be much younger, sharper, more energetic and vibrant people to lead. It's their future, after all.

    • @cannsmith
      @cannsmith 3 роки тому +13

      It mirrors society. The Baby Boomer generation won’t let go because they fear the Millenials will ruin everything, meanwhile the millenials are trying to afford food and to while getting calls from their boomer parents every hour for zoom tech support lol.

    • @drdrose3501
      @drdrose3501 3 роки тому +2

      Yet he looks to be 157 yrs old. He’s in bad shape. That adrenachrome isn’t doing him any good

    • @jmndewolf
      @jmndewolf 3 роки тому +8

      @@oakinwol so much better than having a longtime, racist con man. Unqualified and incompetent. Worst ever dividing the US since day 1 of his campaign bashing Blacks, Latinos, Mexicans, women, etc. 45 is a wannabe fascist dictator. No National Covid plan 9 months later, no healthcare plan or infrastructure, etc

  • @lashajanashia1878
    @lashajanashia1878 3 роки тому +112

    "He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BklynBeth
      @BklynBeth 3 роки тому +4

      No! It's: "He couldn't BUDGE IT, so he had to work it out with a pencil"! Even MORE hilarious! lol

    • @BklynBeth
      @BklynBeth 3 роки тому +2

      @Tatea I would say it's "budge it" but a play on words the other way. If you write it "budget," the joke's not clear

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/AeBardm3b8Y/v-deo.html

  • @jackpinesavage1628
    @jackpinesavage1628 3 роки тому +23

    Vote out Mango Mussolini, AKA Cheeto Von Tweeto on November 3rd.

  • @luciernagaportadoradeluz273
    @luciernagaportadoradeluz273 3 роки тому +20

    I love how Che is just so done- he’s a total mood

  • @hollyb6885
    @hollyb6885 3 роки тому +253

    I wasn’t a huge Obama supporter but, God, I miss him. Heck, after these last 4years, I miss Nixon

    • @NODE1975
      @NODE1975 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ruthcruz6239
      @ruthcruz6239 3 роки тому +15

      Heck I miss bush, at least he was straight forward, and decent

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 роки тому +1

      *WHEEZE*

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 роки тому +1

      Be careful... This lowers the bar for Biden, who isn't going to do anything useful

    • @hollyb6885
      @hollyb6885 3 роки тому +15

      @@no_peace At least Biden hasn’t sent out inciting, bullying tweets. That’s already a step in the right direction

  • @areyoutheregoditsmedave
    @areyoutheregoditsmedave 3 роки тому +571

    I can’t wait for this election to be over.

    • @theresadyer9856
      @theresadyer9856 3 роки тому +8

      Me too

    • @XxGolden_warrior
      @XxGolden_warrior 3 роки тому +7

      That exactly what I said everyday😊

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 3 роки тому +7

      @JZ's Best Friend Really, don't celebrate too hard, America. I worry we're going to need to have our wits about us. Trump likes to end things with fireworks.

    • @williamjamesayers7719
      @williamjamesayers7719 3 роки тому +1

      I can't wait for #45 to be over with....in any way.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 3 роки тому

      You said it!

  • @lindseysquire8417
    @lindseysquire8417 3 роки тому +58

    If the race wars tear apart Micheal and Colin, I'll riot.

  • @colleenjenkins108
    @colleenjenkins108 3 роки тому +59

    “That’s what I do!” I was so happy and yet so sad to see Obama. Miss him!!

    • @bob-wp2tl
      @bob-wp2tl 2 роки тому

      There is another "Obama" coming

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost 2 роки тому

      @Colleen Jenkins Me too! I miss the intelligence we had in office. I'm thankful that we have Joe Biden as our president now as Joe brings with him years, even decades, of public service. Whilst that orange faced braying jackass T'rump has only used the office for personnel gain, Creepy!

  • @moonxxheart3051
    @moonxxheart3051 3 роки тому +39

    This honestly feels like an actual news report and not an SNL video

    • @kinnarishah7949
      @kinnarishah7949 3 роки тому +3

      Kind of like how The Onion has seemed no more far-fetched than reality these last few years.

    • @nodrogdivad
      @nodrogdivad 2 роки тому

      That's b/c its not comedy.

  • @yopedraza
    @yopedraza 3 роки тому +1451

    Can't believe our baby Colin is now a married man

    • @Madikon07
      @Madikon07 3 роки тому +5

      You are sexy pexy Latino American 🇺🇸

    • @aryaiggy8823
      @aryaiggy8823 3 роки тому +60

      To an avenger no less

    • @tigqc
      @tigqc 3 роки тому +15

      He's gotten so big.

    • @kiki8792
      @kiki8792 3 роки тому +14

      I'm so proud🥺

    • @AlanMartinez-bj7kw
      @AlanMartinez-bj7kw 3 роки тому

      @@tigqc pause lol

  • @robertoclaux8654
    @robertoclaux8654 3 роки тому +114

    That clip of Obama is just badass.

  • @normaleighnaughty2928
    @normaleighnaughty2928 3 роки тому +27

    Aww soo happy for Colin and Scarlett. They're so frigging cute. She's beaming in all their photos.

  • @commitechinc
    @commitechinc 3 роки тому +30

    "That's what I do" ~American finest President BO

  • @leightonpitman5193
    @leightonpitman5193 3 роки тому +73

    Michael dying at the Jared Kushner joke 😂

  • @dearchloe3175
    @dearchloe3175 3 роки тому +29

    Jared really looks like the kid in that one SNL commercial skit where Fischer Price makes wells for your child to stare into.

  • @judemelroses9920
    @judemelroses9920 3 роки тому +433

    Colin's hair is on a dapper level.

    • @tammytruthout8465
      @tammytruthout8465 3 роки тому +7

      He’s lady has taken him to another level I believe

    • @deborahfrederick916
      @deborahfrederick916 3 роки тому

      Jude MelRoses YESS!!!!🥰

    • @scudrunner79
      @scudrunner79 3 роки тому +3

      Straight Dude here... I would.

    • @deborahfrederick916
      @deborahfrederick916 3 роки тому +6

      Dorian Knorr Yeah, meanwhile he just married Scarlett Johansson. You?🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jxw5
      @jxw5 3 роки тому

      scarlett likes it

  • @ZandeKongo
    @ZandeKongo 3 роки тому +744

    "Jared Kushner, who always looks like a child dressed up for a funeral".

    • @sunblock8717
      @sunblock8717 3 роки тому +21

      That was so spot on!

    • @rpatten78
      @rpatten78 3 роки тому +12

      Omg... thats exactly it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lessoufi
      @lessoufi 3 роки тому +15

      Hell yeah. He should be a new family member on the Adam's family. They don't even need make up for him. He naturally looks like the walking dead. Lmaooooo 😂😂😂

    • @rmendoza720
      @rmendoza720 3 роки тому +9

      Dude had me in tears with that.....because thats exactly how you would describe how he looks to someone.

    • @kimberlymcgee7954
      @kimberlymcgee7954 3 роки тому +3

      😅😅😅

  • @CaptEoNinja83
    @CaptEoNinja83 3 роки тому +11

    Huge congratulations to Colin and Scarlet! Thank you for giving us the first GOOD news in AGES!

  • @millennialaviation
    @millennialaviation 3 роки тому +67

    Colin went IN tonight lol especially on Jared whatshisface 🤣

  • @buickryan88
    @buickryan88 3 роки тому +71

    this man just hit a corner 3, grabbed his coffee and walked off...we miss u Barry

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 3 роки тому +1

      Nice shot for a Communist who allowed illegal aliens in, gave guns to Mexico leading to the death of federal agents, and tanking the economy by giving home loans to broke people...

    • @Power_Cosmic27
      @Power_Cosmic27 3 роки тому +7

      @@markh.6687 Nice try pushing a false narrative. Those home loans were given out way before his Presidency and the economy tanked in late 2007 before he was even in office. He actually brought the economy back after it tanked. In a bid to curb cross-border gun smuggling, the U.S. scheme allowed people to illegally buy arms in the United States and take them to Mexico so that the weapons could be tracked and lead law enforcement officials to crime bosses. Some of those guns were subsequently blamed for the fatal shootings of both Mexican and U.S. citizens. These sting operations were started initially by GWBush. Communist? He literally did the same thing Trump did by giving "stimulus" to Wall Street?

    • @jefflarson1652
      @jefflarson1652 3 роки тому +8

      @@Power_Cosmic27 I don't think Mark H. is smart enough to promote a false narrative. He's just that clueless about facts and time lines, not that facts matter to Trump supporters anyway.

    • @Power_Cosmic27
      @Power_Cosmic27 3 роки тому +2

      @@jefflarson1652 You're right.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 3 роки тому

      @@Power_Cosmic27 Pity you have your "alternative facts" completely wrong.
      "How Obama bankrupted black homeowners" (www.investors.com/politics/editorials/fingerprints-of-obama-on-subprime-foreclosure-crisis/). Oh yeah, Bush was OUT OF OFFICE Jan. 2009, some 10 months before Obama greenlighted "Fast and Furious in November 2009" (www.newsmax.com/FastFeatures/barack-obama-scandal-atf-fast-and-furious/2014/12/28/id/613434/). Fast and Furious FAILED, with guns still unrecovered and untraced! So you're zero for two on your nonsense.

  • @captaincalamity5025
    @captaincalamity5025 3 роки тому +375

    why can’t they just upload the weekend updates in order, dammit

    • @slerk9
      @slerk9 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah I think we all just want the cold open

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 3 роки тому +1

      Who cares 🙄

    • @tonilharmon
      @tonilharmon 3 роки тому +1

      Get over it. You can actually watch it in any order you want.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 роки тому +2

      or entirely.

    • @etiennevcr9276
      @etiennevcr9276 3 роки тому +2

      SNL be playing mind games with us

  • @LotsofStuffYT
    @LotsofStuffYT 3 роки тому +24

    FACT: Every 60 seconds a minute passes

  • @ezhope1
    @ezhope1 3 роки тому +18

    Colin: “Jared Kushner, who *ALWAYS* looks like a child dressed for a funeral”
    People watching this video: *”WHY? COLIN WHY?”*

  • @lowkey2923
    @lowkey2923 3 роки тому +75

    The constipated accountant joke was just another reminder that it's accrual world.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 роки тому +1

      👀
      I see what you did there!!!
      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 3 роки тому

      Someone get deduct tape over his mouth for that pun.

  • @kensredemption
    @kensredemption 3 роки тому +280

    Scarlett: Colin, what’d you wanna do for our honeymoon?
    Colin: Well, Che and I were thinking about savagely ripping Trump a new one-
    Scarlett: Say no more.

    • @mrsinister8978
      @mrsinister8978 3 роки тому +22

      I've been waiting for the day she comes back as Ivanka.

    • @kensredemption
      @kensredemption 3 роки тому +9

      @@mrsinister8978: Dude, that episode the other week when the Trump family was on update? Colin visibly and audibly became giddy at the prospect of “Ivanka” coming on stage, only to have it be “Tiffany” instead. lol

    • @mrsinister8978
      @mrsinister8978 3 роки тому +7

      @@kensredemption that was a missed opportunity, but a good surprise nonetheless. Scarlett is very busy & Ivanka hasn't really been in news, tho her husband has and there's a lot of material they can do there. Imagine Ivanka coming on Weekend update to defend her Jared's dumb statement.

    • @righteoustruthspeaker7507
      @righteoustruthspeaker7507 3 роки тому

      Savagely ripping a new one???
      All I heard was snowflakes gently landing on a pile of dog shit

    • @Tessmage_Tessera
      @Tessmage_Tessera 3 роки тому +3

      @@righteoustruthspeaker7507 Trump is losing.

  • @AngryNotSoOldHippy
    @AngryNotSoOldHippy 3 роки тому +2

    "Muppet doctor." I screamed. :)

  • @kathylove2561
    @kathylove2561 3 роки тому +5

    I think these two are my favorite on SNL❤️ Great chemistry.

  • @tthappyrock368
    @tthappyrock368 3 роки тому +57

    Thank you guys for the best medicine against all we're going through--laughter! You're the best Colin, Ché, and all of SNL!

  • @criticalthinker3855
    @criticalthinker3855 3 роки тому +178

    Saved by doctors then put them down is really classy!

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/AeBardm3b8Y/v-deo.html

    • @LisaLisa-qo8gt
      @LisaLisa-qo8gt 3 роки тому +3

      @Janet Benz Please. Will you just stop and go away. How pitiful you and your life has to be, to actually support Donald Trump.
      Please just stop - go away, to more of his rallies. Please.
      Psalms 51:10

  • @grayperson178
    @grayperson178 3 роки тому +3

    I’m from Omaha where the hypothermia rally happened… let’s just say our district voted biden by almost 10 points last year

  • @aaronshruby2915
    @aaronshruby2915 3 роки тому +41

    "Jared Kushner looks like a child dressed for a funeral" 🤣🤣😂😂👍🏾👍🏾

  • @ericcollins7278
    @ericcollins7278 3 роки тому +136

    Wait A minute Jared Kushner always look like a child dressed up for a funeral I'm dead~😵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bancheis
    @Bancheis 3 роки тому +15

    "You just married Scarlett Johansson and I just bought an electric bike, we are both doing equally great."
    There, I got tired of people posting the wrong quote and seeing no one fix it, so I just decided to do the right one myself. No one said "things" anywhere in that line, and like 50 idiots just copy/pasted without checking if it was correct trying to earn internet brownie points.

  • @denwaf
    @denwaf 3 роки тому +7

    Jared Kushner looks like Percy on the movie The Green Mile.

  • @GG-tg5ub
    @GG-tg5ub 3 роки тому +75

    That's what he does. Sigh.....I love you, Barack Obama.

    • @jennytrans2061
      @jennytrans2061 3 роки тому +3

      Sigh...you mean the dude who warned of climate change than bought a huge Hawaii compound with a retaining wall causing erosion to the beach that he fought to keep in place. Yeah he's awesome! Didn't do anything but he talks so nice

    • @jennytrans2061
      @jennytrans2061 3 роки тому

      @Peggy Wislon yep, read your mind to figure out what BS to sell ya

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/AeBardm3b8Y/v-deo.html

    • @verawallace9055
      @verawallace9055 3 роки тому

      Aww I love him too 🤗

    • @billyboy6028
      @billyboy6028 3 роки тому +4

      @@jennytrans2061 By the way Jen how are those Trump Steaks, going to Trump University this year, got your membership to Mar Lago do you?

  • @jirakj
    @jirakj 3 роки тому +3

    That constipated accountant joke nearly killed me.

  • @DARLINE2828
    @DARLINE2828 3 роки тому +71

    President Obama free throw" bolling on them haters".. best one ever...🤣🤣🤣

    • @andrewdouvros1
      @andrewdouvros1 3 роки тому +4

      Literally and figuratively🤣

    • @derekschrader8763
      @derekschrader8763 3 роки тому

      You are the biggest loser

    • @gcbwoods
      @gcbwoods 3 роки тому +4

      "That's what I do". Love it.

    • @onsightvisuals490
      @onsightvisuals490 3 роки тому +4

      That was a chef curry style walk-a-way corner 3 give my man his credits 🏀🏆

    • @DARLINE2828
      @DARLINE2828 3 роки тому +3

      @@derekschrader8763bye hater🤣🤣🤣bow down to Obama and stop kissing Trump the Orangutan arssss😂🤣😂🤣lol

  • @samanthab1923
    @samanthab1923 3 роки тому +56

    Please let this be the end of our national nightmare 🙏🏻

    • @derekschrader8763
      @derekschrader8763 3 роки тому +1

      Yes let this be the end for the three-time loser and you

    • @Randy-ry9ss
      @Randy-ry9ss 2 роки тому

      @@derekschrader8763 How did that election turn out for you cork liquor...........

    • @virgiljericho664
      @virgiljericho664 Рік тому

      It is.
      or so we thought

  • @gregrandallbtsr03
    @gregrandallbtsr03 3 роки тому +3

    That ring looks good on Colin’s hand! Congratulations!

  • @jennifersantillana9738
    @jennifersantillana9738 3 роки тому +3

    Colin's face is priceless lol....love how che says "it's a kids joke...whatever" 😁😁😁

  • @JM1993951
    @JM1993951 3 роки тому +73

    Lil Wayne thinks bitch is the only word that rhymes with bitch...so.

  • @teresitauy5532
    @teresitauy5532 3 роки тому +322

    Jared the entitled man. What does he know about being poor .

    • @tonilharmon
      @tonilharmon 3 роки тому +16

      He's about to find out.

    • @edwardsnyder908
      @edwardsnyder908 3 роки тому +20

      Exactly! This is the same guy who had to get his daddy to pay $2.5 million to get him into Harvard.

    • @5504berry
      @5504berry 3 роки тому +7

      @Eric Swartzmiller where is intelligence.

    • @5504berry
      @5504berry 3 роки тому +13

      @Eric Swartzmiller what money, Jared's 200 million dollar loan from the middle east, Ivanka's copyrights in China, or what is on Tramp's taxes he is working super hard to conceal and who he owes 400,000,000 dollars to? Which one?

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/AeBardm3b8Y/v-deo.html

  • @dj011392
    @dj011392 3 роки тому +2

    The constipated accountant joke had me wheezing 😂😂.

  • @taylorhall2018
    @taylorhall2018 3 роки тому +33

    I can't stop smiling at the ring on Colin's finger

  • @jad1079
    @jad1079 3 роки тому +892

    Hitting corner 3's is what Obama does.

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 3 роки тому +146

      Can't lie. That was pretty badass.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 3 роки тому +166

      Most effortlessly cool person ever. Say what you will, we were proud to be American back then.

    • @Insimi333
      @Insimi333 3 роки тому +115

      @J C at least he ain’t get the American citizens killed in his own rallies lol

    • @Ultramiles206
      @Ultramiles206 3 роки тому +5

      @J C thank you

    • @nolongerusingaccount2956
      @nolongerusingaccount2956 3 роки тому +13

      Barracks got a jumper :)

  • @SAABguyMD
    @SAABguyMD 3 роки тому

    This is fun, but I'm gonna die LOL , Call a designated driver, and "That's what I do!". Good segment, very funny.

  • @dadbodtee4987
    @dadbodtee4987 3 роки тому +2

    I’m in Nebraska and this hit home hard

  • @geminianpoet
    @geminianpoet 3 роки тому +9

    Jost & Che are ALWAYS great, but that low-key 3-pointer from Obama was F'ing sick! :D
    "That's what I do!" - AWESOME!

  • @9MileBros
    @9MileBros 3 роки тому +48

    Omg a child dressed for a funeral!😂

  • @waderoyal_
    @waderoyal_ 3 роки тому

    They can’t do it without laughing and that makes it even more funny lol 😂

  • @KevinRay_man
    @KevinRay_man 3 роки тому +2

    Thasss what I dooo. Mans a treasure. Absolute treasure.

  • @macforme
    @macforme 3 роки тому +73

    I miss Barack Obama so much. It was so nice to have a sane, diplomatic, charismatic and happily married man with wonderful kids living in the WH.

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 3 роки тому +5

      @formerib It must be sad living in your world, sir.

    • @enviromental2565
      @enviromental2565 3 роки тому +2

      Miss him too! Also, my husband (an older married white guy who used to be a republican) had a crush on his wife Michelle. I do have to admit, she is one classy lady.

    • @erikehlert
      @erikehlert 3 роки тому +1

      @formerib History will record the CURRENT President with that rank.

    • @misterxman2028
      @misterxman2028 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/_5bW5eqMTfU/v-deo.html CENSORED MUST WATCH #BIDEN #TRUMP Election

    • @macforme
      @macforme 3 роки тому

      ​@@enviromental2565 The whole family is classy. Not one scandal. Trump & Family made up for it though. Stay safe ♥️

  • @simonekam9278
    @simonekam9278 3 роки тому +95

    If i get drafted for the race war. I'm going to get a doctor's note for my bone spurs.

    • @LaneCorbett
      @LaneCorbett 3 роки тому

      Lol Putting down the President sounds like a death treat

    • @PrettyPatrick
      @PrettyPatrick 3 роки тому

      @@LaneCorbett it is what it is

  • @SynysterXtreme07
    @SynysterXtreme07 3 роки тому +1

    0:31 Love the crowds response 😊🖤

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 3 роки тому +2

    well, for what it's worth, congratulations to Colin and Scarlett

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 3 роки тому +24

    Trump's crazy, Vote Biden.

    • @calebcollins5887
      @calebcollins5887 3 роки тому

      Their both crazy old men.

    • @joet6610
      @joet6610 3 роки тому

      I believe you are mixed nuts. Yourself. Good luck on your vote

  • @JVenger
    @JVenger 3 роки тому +95

    Who else got tears in their eyes seeing Obama? Just me? Okay.

    • @Karenann0313
      @Karenann0313 3 роки тому +12

      He's like a warm blanket..makes you feel comfortable and safe. Trump is like being drilled in the dentist chair with no novacane

    • @trumpfan9669
      @trumpfan9669 3 роки тому +2

      I had tears in my eyes for 8 years

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 3 роки тому +1

      whats so good about obama he should stay quiet like every former President, respect the codex

    • @trumpfan9669
      @trumpfan9669 3 роки тому

      @@robs6661 There is nothing good about Obama even his name is offensive

    • @JVenger
      @JVenger 3 роки тому +2

      @Masterclass EDC When you have a rotting pumpkin as president with the I.Q. of his smartest supporter (75-76), think its fair to be a little sad.

  • @jaidenpaskanik2762
    @jaidenpaskanik2762 3 роки тому

    3:27 I love the “ahaha” at the end 😂

  • @AudreyStar17
    @AudreyStar17 3 роки тому +1

    That final "...... Ok...." From Che after the Obama clip was hysterical 😁😋😆💖

  • @tommyhill199
    @tommyhill199 3 роки тому +79

    They stepped on Che’s joke with that wooing. He looked bummed.

    • @theivory1
      @theivory1 3 роки тому +1

      That's okay. he's not funny anyway.

    • @frederick1411
      @frederick1411 3 роки тому +3

      @@theivory1 Why are you here?

    • @FPSBuzz
      @FPSBuzz 3 роки тому +1

      @@theivory1 took time out of your day to click on this video and just be negative? Sounds exhausting

  • @AnimatedGamer44
    @AnimatedGamer44 3 роки тому +34

    Jesus christ these jokes are ruthless tonight im dying

    • @michellewarns1330
      @michellewarns1330 3 роки тому +1

      That's what you get when election day is right around the corner. That and Donald Trump.

  • @RocketBot
    @RocketBot 3 роки тому

    I can’t wait to come back to this Wednesday morning

  • @colettelee1162
    @colettelee1162 3 роки тому +1

    Aww!! Congratulations Colin and Scarlett! ❤🕷🌹

  • @couchpotato6270
    @couchpotato6270 3 роки тому +18

    ‘I just hope he brings that guy with him’ too.

  • @YOUREADY09
    @YOUREADY09 3 роки тому +133

    Jared definitely looks like he was one of the kids in the movie Children of the Corn 🌾

  • @Izzy_Gyrl
    @Izzy_Gyrl 3 роки тому +1

    How Colin and Scarlett met is a story I WANNA HEAR! Congrats Colin!

  • @mahfuztonmoy846
    @mahfuztonmoy846 3 роки тому +2

    Who else noticed the ring on Colin? You can see that he's just started getting used to it😜😜

  • @jaquanpowell4605
    @jaquanpowell4605 3 роки тому +32

    Congrats to Colin and Scarlett

  • @armyforlife3191
    @armyforlife3191 3 роки тому +16

    I always look forward to WEEKEND UPDATE

  • @JuliaJacksons
    @JuliaJacksons 3 роки тому +1

    Love love love this one

  • @hildaolea8501
    @hildaolea8501 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣...i love these guys, they are so funny

  • @willapanews9761
    @willapanews9761 3 роки тому +48

    Lil Wayne is trying to get pardoned for pending weapons and drugs case.

    • @maxzee1739
      @maxzee1739 3 роки тому

      He's smart enough to know you don't want a guy with DEMENTIA as president who wants to raise your taxes through the roof. Most people are.

    • @macweilman535
      @macweilman535 3 роки тому +6

      Wayne: what’s in it for me
      Trump: I’ll erase it all, it’ll all be gone
      Wayne: Trump 2020 y’all

    • @uncleruckus3915
      @uncleruckus3915 3 роки тому

      @John Lo ok demonrat

    • @uncleruckus3915
      @uncleruckus3915 3 роки тому

      @John Lo I'm 16 you dunce

  • @horsepanther
    @horsepanther 3 роки тому +16

    OMG that description of Jared had me laughing out loud; had to pause the video so I wouldn't miss the stuff after it.

  • @kwilliams8440
    @kwilliams8440 3 роки тому +1

    What the heck was that place, Colin? 0:53 😂

  • @detnuble
    @detnuble 3 роки тому

    Bro, these dude work. The comedy is on point thought out, love it . Their comedy is gold these are my guys.....

  • @_ale_7367
    @_ale_7367 3 роки тому +371

    When the Trump administration is over I'll miss all the Jared metaphors for his looks. My favourite stays John Oliver's "he looks like a ghost that died in the White House two hundred years ago and it's been haunting it ever since"

    • @timothylarsen2885
      @timothylarsen2885 3 роки тому +2

      With trump gone the comedian won't have any material

    • @bleslie4772
      @bleslie4772 3 роки тому

      Don't worry you have four more year of it.

    • @abcd-ck4qr
      @abcd-ck4qr 3 роки тому +1

      I love John Oliver

    • @johnnybgood58
      @johnnybgood58 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha president Trump is not going anywhere so you can enjoy four more years

    • @timothylarsen2885
      @timothylarsen2885 3 роки тому +2

      @@johnnybgood58 HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGH BEST REMEMBER THAT A D YOUR LAUGHING NOW IT'S NOT OVER YET

  • @Dearevanhansen223
    @Dearevanhansen223 3 роки тому +68

    Been waiting all night for this. Absolutely love Weekend Update

  • @Cristinabdiaz
    @Cristinabdiaz 3 роки тому

    One of the best episodes!

  • @suzylux
    @suzylux 3 роки тому +3

    this was fire, as it should be.😎
    Hats off to SNL for pulling zero punches 🤘 VOTE!!!!!