Buckle Up. Highlights Timestamps: 00:00 - Intro 01:30 - Michael's Desk vs. Sledgehammer 02:58 - Jeremy & Geoff were shithead kids 07:36 - Dave Bautista 08:05 - Taco Bell 08:12 - Alopecia Alfredo / Jeremy goes to RTX / Lonely Matt 19:38 - Almost Tweeting Your Own Genitalia 23:23 - No More Breakfast 25:50 - The Cast are Drunk / Shirtless Pictures 33:56 - A Reason for 4 kids 39:01 - Outro --- Full Episode Timestamps: 00:04 - Intro 13:47 - Michael's Desk vs. Sledgehammer 45:40 - Jeremy & Geoff were shithead kids 01:08:02 - Dave Bautista 01:15:33 - Taco Bell 01:16:19 / 01:18:34 - Alopecia Alfredo / Jeremy goes to RTX / Lonely Matt 01:30:52 - Almost Tweeting Your Own Genitalia 01:44:55 - No More Breakfast 01:50:03 - The Cast are Drunk / Shirtless Pictures 02:01:03 - A Reason for 4 kids 02:07:55 - Outro
I honestly think the reason why Geoff wasn't laughing as much when the drunken arguments were breaking out was because it just clicked in his mind. "Oh god, was I like this?"
This podcast was so fucking good in its entirety. I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard on any Off Topic episode in a while. I am sad that Geoff’s Devil May Cry ad read didn’t make the highlights because that was something else. Such a great podcast.
You really see the Jersey come out of Michael when he's arguing about breakfast. You also really see the Boston come out of Jeremy when he says he was happy to meet Jack.
Well there is actually a reason to this. After birth the females brain releases a chemical essentially forgeting the entire pregnancy and birth as well as high levels of dopeamine making them want to have more kids. Even if the woman for the longest time wanted no kids but then decided to then have one it will still happen.
I love drunk Jeremy. I think it's mostly because we're basically the same kind of drunk. The endless story is something I do to my friends all the time.
If you have four kids you need a six seater car. With three, you can used any regular five seater. If you're worried about them being alone on a roller coaster, take a grandparent or aunt/uncle. Or- go with another family that has an uneven amount of kids, or a single parent with two kids.
The fact that they're as drunk as they are at the 10 minute mark of this video, not even half way through, just tells me they had a rough night that night
In Matt's defense on the whole 2 hour thing, he's from South Carolina. That's what we fucking do down here. If you're gonna catch up with people, clear you're next six hours cause your fucking buckling in. South Carolina is the state where we pour some iced tea, sit down on the patio, and go over every minor thing that's on our minds at the time.
Here are a bunch of them! #97 - Let's Play Summer Vacation 2017 ua-cam.com/video/tiEmLHQkKzU/v-deo.html #99 - RTX London 2017 w/ James Buckley ua-cam.com/video/JLUW6qN5XDM/v-deo.html #115 - RTX Sydney 2018 ua-cam.com/video/_mvf29kMW80/v-deo.html #117 - Live in Austin 2018 ua-cam.com/video/RRSMMEhCS3w/v-deo.html #141 - RTX Austin 2018 ua-cam.com/video/Dg4b77voiFA/v-deo.html #147 - RTX London 2018 ua-cam.com/video/zn18wplAMkE/v-deo.html
Why doesn't Jack go to where Michael would get the breakfast? I mean I get they played this up for comedy and because alcohol....but I mean Michael didn't make breakfast...
Buckle Up.
Highlights Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
01:30 - Michael's Desk vs. Sledgehammer
02:58 - Jeremy & Geoff were shithead kids
07:36 - Dave Bautista
08:05 - Taco Bell
08:12 - Alopecia Alfredo / Jeremy goes to RTX / Lonely Matt
19:38 - Almost Tweeting Your Own Genitalia
23:23 - No More Breakfast
25:50 - The Cast are Drunk / Shirtless Pictures
33:56 - A Reason for 4 kids
39:01 - Outro
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Full Episode Timestamps:
00:04 - Intro
13:47 - Michael's Desk vs. Sledgehammer
45:40 - Jeremy & Geoff were shithead kids
01:08:02 - Dave Bautista
01:15:33 - Taco Bell
01:16:19 / 01:18:34 - Alopecia Alfredo / Jeremy goes to RTX / Lonely Matt
01:30:52 - Almost Tweeting Your Own Genitalia
01:44:55 - No More Breakfast
01:50:03 - The Cast are Drunk / Shirtless Pictures
02:01:03 - A Reason for 4 kids
02:07:55 - Outro
This went off the rails FAST.
Nealon Miller ahh the power of alcohol
21:04 “FUCK THAT’S A HEAVY DICK”
Thank you
You're a damn saint
I honestly think the reason why Geoff wasn't laughing as much when the drunken arguments were breaking out was because it just clicked in his mind. "Oh god, was I like this?"
In complete honesty, listening to these highlights and building LEGOs at the same time is beautiful therapy.
That’s it I’m going to target and buying a Lego set for my damn self because it’ll make me happy
They should turn the breakfast argument into an rtaa.
I have no doubt that it will. My fuckin sides hurt
I would also nominate Lindsay and Michael's 4th baby argument
@@TheOneTrueErica rtaa Iris and Luna
I think they should turn the auto immune deficiency s word into an animated short
Geoff's face after Fredo said his prep was lube was a Mood
I loved his reaction to Michael's "And Fuck." during Jeremy's story.
This podcast was so fucking good in its entirety. I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard on any Off Topic episode in a while.
I am sad that Geoff’s Devil May Cry ad read didn’t make the highlights because that was something else. Such a great podcast.
Ray Castro then ray returned to make a contender for funniest
You really see the Jersey come out of Michael when he's arguing about breakfast. You also really see the Boston come out of Jeremy when he says he was happy to meet Jack.
My god drunk Jack might be my favorite drunk Achievement Hunter.
He's just so DONE with everyone's shit...
Geoff was probably mine but its for the best he doesnt touch alcohol again
He really chanelled his inner Alex Jones this episode.
@@SleepySnaiI dumbass, that's not true at all
@@SleepySnaiI Geoff was suffering really bad from alcoholism
"Is he going somewhere with this?"
AH Motto
13:24 “I’m such a big fan of AxialMatt” Michael’s face is great.
I love that their parents watch them
JEREMY AND MATT WERENT BEST FRIENDS?????
Lindsey is not the only person to have the rollercoaster logic. My friend's ex wanted four kids for the same reason.
Well there is actually a reason to this. After birth the females brain releases a chemical essentially forgeting the entire pregnancy and birth as well as high levels of dopeamine making them want to have more kids. Even if the woman for the longest time wanted no kids but then decided to then have one it will still happen.
Nick Englehart so another reason why your brain is always trying to ruin you/itself
As a third child, I can confirm. I sat alone on a rollercoaster and felt lonely the entire time while my two older siblings had fun in the front row.
38:42
To be fair, who else thought the *exact* same thing when they heard the words “Child Swap”?
Alfredo looked like one of them
38:23 "childswap"
*Alfredo perks his head up and tilts it, squinting his eyes*
23:39 DAD AND OLDEST SON ARE ARGUING IN FRONT OF THE GRANDATHER, with the two youngest sons huddling in fear.
I watched the whole thing yesterday, honestly have never laughed so much watching these guys before XD
I live in a dorm and listen to podcasts to help me sleep, so I was literally choking trying not to laugh and wake my roommate
I watched it, and I laughed my ass off the whole time.
40 min of highlights means top 3 in greatest podcasts ever
I wish Alfredo would just stand up and yell “I HATE IT WHEN MOM AND DAD FIGHT”
8:19 Jack and Alfredo's surprise at the camera pointing at the back of his head
I love drunk Jeremy. I think it's mostly because we're basically the same kind of drunk. The endless story is something I do to my friends all the time.
Jack: They never called it 4
Me: It literally has "IV" on the cover
40 minutes of highlights?! This is an April Fools joke I can get behind.
that whole episode was a highlight..
If you have four kids you need a six seater car. With three, you can used any regular five seater. If you're worried about them being alone on a roller coaster, take a grandparent or aunt/uncle. Or- go with another family that has an uneven amount of kids, or a single parent with two kids.
Or have them all bring friends
God damn this was such a good podcast
Drunk Jeremy completely derails everything he’s in
Millie is losing her shit when she heard Geoff's story about taking stuff out of his teacher's purse.
This is by far the best off topic podcast
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In my opinion
28:50 Jeremy called it!!!!!!!!
Is Lindsey roller coaster argument gonna be up there with 3 coins and triangles in the pantheon of AH arguments?
Don't forget the Cereal Defense
But if you shoot down a hill......
This was really one of the best episodes of off topic. xD
28:55 perfect comedy
*JACK WANTS THAT FUCKING BREAKFAST*
Poor matt brag. AH's punching bag.
He deserves it.
don't you mean ah's punching bragg
@@jensen.2664 AH's punching brank
its better than my job....
I accepts it so well. I would honestly apply for that job.
27:12 it'd be weird for me to announce that Kat was pregnant, right?
What was Drax The Destroyer doing in the AH office?
Chances are one of his kids enjoys AH or maybe he's a fan himself.
promoting his movie Stuber
He’s in this podcast too he’s just standing perfectly still
This is the second best off topic ever. The best is 139 by a narrow margin.
This might be my favorite off topic podcast ever!!
“You think I’m made of breakfast?”
As a guy that stopped drinking who still hangs out with people who get drunk, I feel for Geoff.
The fact that they're as drunk as they are at the 10 minute mark of this video, not even half way through, just tells me they had a rough night that night
This podcast 😂 this was something else...
the thumbnail is me on my 5th shot
This was the funniest podcast ever
If this is off topic live, i can't wait for RTX 2019
drunk fredo is a blessing
@9:25 How people with actual baldness feel about Jeremy.
His bald spot was not tiny, it was actually pretty noticeable for a couple years
I zoned out completely after the breakfast fight
24:42 Inside Out (2015)
4:02 Millie sighting!!!
Was that the flash at 7:30
28:50 Jack: Is that the miz??
Jeremy's drunk slur is so funny.
In Matt's defense on the whole 2 hour thing, he's from South Carolina. That's what we fucking do down here. If you're gonna catch up with people, clear you're next six hours cause your fucking buckling in. South Carolina is the state where we pour some iced tea, sit down on the patio, and go over every minor thing that's on our minds at the time.
I'm surprise this wasn't the whole podcast re-uploaded again lol
how to get kicked out of the libary laugh uncontrollably to micheal and jack fighting while alfrado and jeremy are crying fucking in hystarics
They are a perfect metaphor for how it feels to have ADD/ADHD in school
This is by far the best off topic they did, especially if you watch the post show.
I have no clue what just happened and I love it
People broke down that day
I've learned that Jack just wants everyone to be gay
Poor Alfredo. He had to see Michael and Jack argue lol
The roller coaster story's should be their own rtaa/ah animated.
Jack Patillo - "We used to get colachies, then he had his fucking second kid and we don't get colachies anymore!"
I fucking loved this episode.
23:30 best shit ever in the podcast
The breakfast part- I love you broadcast
And you know what, kofi Kingston did in fact win the wwe championship
AH must be an HR nightmare
jesus how smashed were they during this lmfao
Best episode so far
They're so drunk
When Highlights are 40 minutes....you know shit got real
8:13 bald cam
Are we gonna gloss over Frado and Jeramy during the breakfast argument?
That breakfast routine Lmao!
When Michael said Lindsey wanted four kid I thought about me and my 3 brothers
#NoMoreBreakfast
They could make sooooo many RTAA's out of this podcast.
Did this happen before or after the Borderlands 3 announcement?
I do the child swap with my younger brother when he can’t ride a ride ( not give them to another family but give him to my older brother.)
24:30
Thumbnail moment
28:57
smush.
This made my jaw hurt from laughing
aidan, did u do highlights of off topics that were not in studio similar to this one??
Here are a bunch of them!
#97 - Let's Play Summer Vacation 2017
ua-cam.com/video/tiEmLHQkKzU/v-deo.html
#99 - RTX London 2017 w/ James Buckley
ua-cam.com/video/JLUW6qN5XDM/v-deo.html
#115 - RTX Sydney 2018
ua-cam.com/video/_mvf29kMW80/v-deo.html
#117 - Live in Austin 2018
ua-cam.com/video/RRSMMEhCS3w/v-deo.html
#141 - RTX Austin 2018
ua-cam.com/video/Dg4b77voiFA/v-deo.html
#147 - RTX London 2018
ua-cam.com/video/zn18wplAMkE/v-deo.html
Is it me, or did the audio get a little shit during the argument?
Wait did Michael finish school
When a guy that’s like twice your age, weighs 10 pounds less than you
lindsay is the funniest person alive
This better not be 40 minutes of black screen.... Fucking April fool's day
5:50 WHY DOES JEREMY HAVE THE BEST STORIED
12:05 I love Geoff
15:30 ... Monty...
19:26 shout out to the guys who yelled "JUMP" and "DO A FLIP"
19:51 THANK YOU LINDSAY
My salary: /
Breakfast: |
omg I love Michael's shirt! Did a fan make that or does anyone know?
what the fuck happened at 26:30?
Why doesn't Jack go to where Michael would get the breakfast? I mean I get they played this up for comedy and because alcohol....but I mean Michael didn't make breakfast...
What a beautiful disaster
Can someone explain “auto, immune, deficiency, s word” joke?
Hunter Sturlin Auto-Immune-Deficiency, S= AIDS. Geoff was making a joke that Alfredo has AIDS (which he doesn’t)
The crying jeremy in the thumpnail is horrific
23:25 thumbnail
I really feel mad for Matt, everybody hates him
Jack you’re drunk, go home
23:25
who the hell disliked this?!!?!?