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- Опубліковано 28 сер 2024
- I had to STRUGGLE threw all the 9 layers IRL to get this vid out for you.
The Ultrakill video containing gameplay stuff along with lore, took me a long time to make and i hope you enjoy! I really, really hope.
One more thing, some details and aspects of the vid might be out of date, as I was midway threw making this vid, while the update came out, this I am aware that I missed a few things, but I at least tried to keep ULTRAKILL Layer 7 secret in here.
Animation in the vid of v1, v2, minos and Earthmover was done by @Ichellor
Footage of the Prime Soul Sissiphus bossfight was by @selpix
I have a proposal.
If we reach 100,000 subs by the end of the year, I will dress up as mirage. I really dont wanna, my family will disown me.
If someone or someones donate to me Elden Ring, with its DLC, and Dark Souls 3 with its DLCs, ill do a marathon stream, where I P rank every act 2 level, AND beat Prime Soul Boulder boi. (I need more pain in my existence)
Lastly, Join the discord! discord.gg/uH4T8zWM
family disownment is so worth in this case
Where are you going to buy the Mirage clothes? Gonna make the look by yourself?
@@Nexorishi I suppose I would have to find Japanese Highschool Uniform cosplay....I cant believe im even considering that option, But as for the robotic parts, ill construct them one way or another
@@LeoArmada Good luck, I really hope tat you'll reach 100k subs and do the thing
Get your sub bots out boys, today we disown a man
Ultrakill fans watching their 22nd video essay on why the game is good
AND ILL MAKE MORE DANG IT!
AND I’LL *WATCH* MORE DANG IT!
AND I'LL *ENJOY* IT MORE DANG IT!
Thy kind shall live to see watch, and HEAR all of UltraKills videos. No matter how cringe thee video is, it shall be seen.
AND I'LL *OIL UP* MORE DANG IT!
wait no
hakita using his allmighty powers to see if this guy discovered something interesting only to say "yes, i did it on purpose"
Such a great develo0er guyz
@@Unk0wn_stalk3ris that a typing quirk or a typo?? /gen
@@talkssstuff i was drugged when i typed it that day.
i think ultrakill is one of the most "regretable for pirating games" ever
wowza 500-ish likes pretty col
im currently playing it pirated but man... AS SOON AS I GET THOSE 25 DOLLARS, i swear to god bro
@@kquack New Blood Entertainment's whole idea is "We hate money, we love you." They put stuff in bundles so much that the deal makes it so you're buying two or three games for the price of Ultrakill. Look for one of those bundles with Ultrakill in it, and buy it. Trust me, it's worth it. The other games New Blood has published are amazing, too.
Same lol
like many people my first experience was pirated, a friend of mine pried me to play it and i did. it didn't click at first but soon as i bought it and started playing it whole (now with a genuine reason, seeing as i wanted my 20 bucks worth) i've come to love it
@@kquackfucking same
You know a game is good when people buy it after playing it with a pirated version.
I did that😀
im tryina do that rn but difficulty with €
Rain World lol
Also why do both have a secret dating sim
@@makeandbreakgames1791 Wait what?
@@2squaredtriangle the downpour DLC contains a secret campaign for a unnamed slugcat that is STUPIDLY difficult (12 food pips, Outskirts is red and everything is a red lizard, etc.) Completing it brings you to a dating sim. Look up Northflowo's animations of each of the paths.
"machine, i have a crippling spice and wolf addiction"
Spice and wolf mentioned wtf
@@FlaymerJk ikr but i aint complaining
Edit: I just noticed where the reference is ( around 40 min mark)
@@redjester8169 oh! its spice and wolf background 43:27
@@redjester8169 not really, leo just has a spice and wolf obsession
@@FlaymerJk On my server, me and a few have a spice and wolf obsession,
"Machine, maybe the ultrakill were the friends we made alóng the way"
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@@lolkekrealliterally me
Maybe were the coins we made along the way
@@lolkekreal your so real for this.
Why ąrę yoó óśińg thę połiśh ó?
Fun Fact: The Reason everything looks retro is because the Machine (V1) sees Hell like that to save up memory (i don't remember if it was Memory) and all the other machines see it how we see the world in 4k ultra FPS Mirage gyatt.
Actually, the only machine that looks the world in 4K is the Sentries
@@TruxySSJ Oh yeah that's what i heard thak you
you didn't just make a good comment and finish it with "Mirage gyatt"
They do it to save processing power so that they don't waste blood
They see in 144p to save processing power to not waste blood
People underestimate just how much coincidences there are in good storytelling/creating of any kind.
From my experience trying to craft my own story, a good 70% of it just manifests itself out of the aether, and wether conscious or not, the mark of a good storyteller is recognizing those incredible coincidences and further incorporating them into the overall narrative.
The best comparison with game development i can unironically make would be the Projectile Boost, a completely unintended, absurd, and absolutely fitting mechanic that came into existence due to an oversight, and yet, Hakita recognized that the game was infinitely better with it then without and made it an official mechanic.
Rome wasnt built in a day, and neither was ultrakill, nor any other story of note.
"coincidences" are a human construct. From a deterministic standpoint, these things were just meant to happen because of all factors involved. The developer's own foresight and intelligence is a big indirect factor, coincidences happen all the time, but most of the time there's no one to make use of them. Even so, "coincidence" is a term I've abandoned in my own life and instead I've just adopted Carl Jung's "synchronicity", a much better descriptor for these "coincidences".
@@pantommy Man, I really oughta read Jung someday
the sculptor of the minotaur is crossed out in the terminal data, but the number/size of characters match up to be HELL ITSELF so thats funnnn
it also lines up with YOOO MAMAAA
Your mother being the sculptor of the minotaur is my new favorite ultratheory
also it lines up with hell's whole schtick, wich is to remind souls of their past sins and mock them for it, wich it was doing with Minos.
mirage was so real for that rant
44:33 THE SIZE TWO FIIIIIIISHH THE SIZE TWO FISH IS REAAAAAALL🗣🔥🗣🔥
i love how bro forgot that sentries get introduced in wake of poseidon (5-1) and didn't even talk about the level anyway
Wasnt it 5-1?
They weren’t added in 7-1??? Those were the mannequins
Oh yeah i fucked up my levels sorry
@@FilipStepien-so3vy its good
9:10 fun fact, if you have only one weapon your style multiplier never goes down, so you can P rank the whole game using the shotgun, but all of it has to be done with the shotgun.
Does the multiplayer go down less if you have less weapons? I personally barely use the rocket launcher so I ask this
@@TheNeorch804 it does but it only happens on the first three weapons, so like:
if you have one weapon it never goes below fresh (150% style multiplier).
if you have two weapons it never goes below used (100% style multiplier).
if you have three weapons it never goes below stale (50% style multiplier).
if you have four or more weapons it can go to dull (0% style multiplier).
also keep in mind that using different colored weapons count as different weapons.
so to answer the second question, unless you wanna simplify your kit to 3 weapons you're not getting any extra style from removing the rocket launcher.
@@swan-cloud Thanks for the info
An ultrakill video with omori music and jojo and hxh? Why are you combining everything I love?
Goated ahh osts thats why!!
"Machine, my dad fucking grounded me."
"NOW I CANT READ THE BIBLE"
@@H.E.C.U_amugos I MADE THIS COMENT A MONTH AGO REPLY EARLIER GOD DAMMIT
@@grasstoucher12121 :d
Ultrakill fans when they see their 462th video essay on why ultrakill is good(they will not stop watching them)
You're goddamn right I won't. And I'll enjoy them all too!
56:53 I’ve fought Sisyphus and the rumors are indeed true.
*ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH A FUCKING GAUNTLET BEFOREHAND*
a visitor
@@superlionrw hm. Indeed.
@@ZenithPeak1I have slept long enough.
@@Michael8k4the kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name
@@averageinternettrolland I am EAGER to make them remember.
“YOU CANT ESCAPE” (from long-form content)
I expected this to be a shitpost because of the title, but instead I got a video that gives me the same vibes of a pyrocynical analysis(which is peak content)
same
Omori OST and Max0r references alongside with your voice and funny humor sold me this vid. SUBSCRIBED!
"I pirated ultrakill but bought it because it was so good"
already off to a great start
(Sadly can't buy the game myself yet so im still stuck to pirating it but im 100% getting it when i have the money to)
As soon as i got good at the pirate version i didnt care about a small tiny amount of 25 bucks anymore, My time on the pirate was more than 350 hours and no more am i pirating something that i play everyday
UA-cam knows that I just finally bought Ultrakill. Great video
Pirating Ultrakill is literally one of the worst sins a human can commit. But buying Ultrakill is one of the best things a human can do, so I guess that balances it out.
ultrakill is one of those games where pirating it is almost like an advertisement
If only it wasn't 70$ i'd buy it
(I dind't pirate it tho)
@@4o8ic37 It is not $70.
@@4o8ic37 bro Ultrakill is $25 when it's not on sale! I've seen it down in the mid teens during a sale!
@@4o8ic37 its 20 bucks...( i am pirating rn but i am also saving to acc buy it bcs this game is PEAK)
I know I'm a bit late but, Leo had so much lore while making this video 🔥
Small thing i once heard ab sword machine is that the one we kill in prelude is aparently the original ver and any other sword machine we encounter is a diffrent machine that just took itsself apart and built all over again to look like a swords machine lmao
Me, not even pirating the full version and playing the demo: "My purpose is to suffer for keeping the creator happy"
After like... 2 months.
You deserve 1M subs. tops.
One and a half hour of ULTRAKILL content? SIGN ME THE HECK IN
Fun fact:In the ultrakill wiki, the leviathan is listed as a size 1 fish.
Creature of steel… yowai mo
1:22:30 hakita actually liked a comment that had this same theory, on the war without reason ost. another thing is that these 2 earth movers have been fighting at a stand still for who knows how long, but as soon as v1 shows up, the closest earth mover completely ignores the other one to fight you
Me, a Divine Comedy fan, genuinely tweaking because there is no Pride layer and there are 10 layers in Heaven (still good vid):
Im positive i called one layer in Ultrakill Pride, cus I for some reason, was convinced there already was Pride
You’re right they literally just thought Gabe was trolling lol
The amount of characters fit for the sculpture
"HELL ITSELF"
You know what else fits?
Rick Astley
@@averageinternettroll Rick prime confirmed?!?
the unknown scuplter is most likely HELL IT'SELF as hell is alive and it fits the 10 character blank section pretty well. also it's one of the oldest demons in hell so it makes sense.
I think leo was high when he made this
Leo wasn't high, he was low
@@Den-rc7uf 👽
actually the trollies in lust and violence are usable since you can supercharge them with the red nailgun
so i saw the title and thought "o this gonna be a funny haha vido" but no it was so much better than that, editing was fantastic and i learned alot more about the lore lol
“Welcome to England” got me rolling 💀💀💀
Subbed right away
Welcome to London
This game can be summed up with jesus answered "I am the way of the truth and the light nobody comes to the father except through me- $6 SHRIMP SPECIAL"
Columbina singing from genshin at the begining of violence caught me off guard
I thought this was a stream until it loaded
ULTRAKILL is what Europeans think American recess is like
56:53 so p-2 is an entire nightmarish gauntlet full of the most evil things hakita could dream up of... his design philosophy the whole time was just "wouldn't it be funny if"
and THEN you get to sisyphus
but my entire month of being too scared of p-ranking act 2 and training in cyber grind exclusively paid off, and even though it still took me an hour and 129 deaths, i finished it! and it was actually pretty fun. it only became tedious when i had to fight sisyphus.
1:00:28 caught using rockets on maurice
29:07
I'm going to have a bullet richoshot'd to my head for this but
"Machine I remember you're genocides."
Me: *p-ranked act 1 and 2, and p-1, watching this, already knowing everything yet still watching.*
true chad.
My brother in christ showing clips at the beginning only using the base revolver without the slab or even switching that much to any other weapons. That freshness meter ain't on dull it's on non-existent.
Tbf I did the same tho. Gl and I wish you luck on the ultrakill funny :)
This video feels like the Max0r one but on less crack(in a good way)
Adding this to my list of ultrakill 1 hour long video essays that I've watched through completely...
Side note, what is the song you used at 24:18? The opera sounding one where you talk about the rail gun. It sounds familiar but I can't quite figure out what it is
8:41 it is actually possible to parry swordsmachine here and enrage him i discovered it while fucking around on 0-2
*sees thumbnail
*neuron activation*
I am more of a UnityCrashHandler.exe guy
watching bosses like Gabriel and V2 be glazed so much in this video as someone who's chronically online with 500 hours on ULTRAKILL is really funny to me.
35:08 HOLY SH__ THAT LESSER ANGEL IS ENRAGED
8:00 that shi is just made in abyss bro😭😭😭😭
just noticed that towards the start of the video where he covers prelude and limbo,
HES ON LENIENT
So
Average ULTRAKILL player watching the 999th video essay why the game is the greatest game ever
4 hour video of skirt robot asking to go to Starbucks thank you.
0:02 Yep ultrakill moment
dying to minos in lenient is crazy🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️
Man really got ASS rank rather than P rank on 2-3 at LENIENT difficulty
In before a million views this was a really good video
24:00 huh im not alone.
“poland on september 1st” got me rolling
V1 is a drunk high toaster with guns. Thats why I love Ultrakill.
Bro is playing mayo% when he fights minos prime
Thank you for watching that. I wanted the info but I couldn’t bring myself to get through it.
HUSKlers university
Just in the intro you admitted to a crime
"v1 breedable" isnt something i thought i would ever hear in my life but it got me dead
Can’t wait for the sequel
Ah to be italian and having to know all of the divine comedy bc its what our language is mainly based off. Also i had to memorize the entrance or hell stuff.
i instantly agree with the first 5 seconds, that is totally me
"Machine, this video needs more views"
3:49 i have adhd, DONT THROW ME INTO LIMBO-
did the mindflary just slap you?
he may not be a good game developer, and generally about an average writer, but he knows how to make a game fun, and he knows how to write an absolutely banging monologue
why is potential man edging us so much
Dante and Vergil feels like they would make devils cry
You could say that devils may cry in their presence.
"so that this homeless boy doesn't commit- THE CHEVY BLAZER" ad moment
Great video! Be pretty cool if there were a spoiler warning at the beginning tho
Pro tip if you’re bad at the game and struggling with a boss fight as well as don’t care about ranking use the chainsaw mode of the shotgun and hold it the ability down and chase the boss around the arena (sounds harder than it actually is) it makes you practically immortal as well as dealing absurd amounts of damage
8:31 bro caught using rocket launcher on Maurice
12:30 those photos are arledy a punishment.
49:45 funny that you mention that, in the ultrakill wiki (albeit the fan one) it’s stated the leviathan is a size 1 fish
This video gets *ULTRAKILL* style
omori and persona music? goated youtuber
4:31 Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo
THE FRICKING SAND? Theyre Golden coins!
SAME IM A PIRATE TOO (starscape included)
haha le spinning gun go bouncy
Leo caught trying to parry with the knuckleblaster at 1:16:49
the way leo read the russian name of gutter man
I know the feeling off that level
1:49 such a bop
Brutal cerberi are alredy hard af without lategame weapons
egging to this right now
1:01:58 A "78" record isn't a "vinyl," as in it isn't made of vinyl. 78 rpm records are made of shellac, a resin produced from processing an extract of a certain species of beetle. Records weren't made of polyvinyl chloride (PVC) plastic until the introduction of 16⅔, 33⅓ and 45 rpm records.