I’ve been coming back for this video for 3 straight years. I remember the day it was uploaded and being unable to sleep, and so I’ve came back to it. No clue why my mind chooses this one because I hate loud eating, but it’s very soothing here.
I've been following you for so many years I've lost count... but I'm always here listening to your rants because you have a view on life I really appreciate. I just know you're a nice person, in addition to being a great asmr artist !! ♡♡♡
Must help that it's a local place, not a chain. I'd think the main dish alone would be eight dollars, but soup and a drink? Even at the smallest sizes, that's at least ten dollars and that drink is NOT a small. Then again, I don't eat Chinese food much, so I wouldn't know the common price range. Still, that's a lot of food for eight bucks. Have to wonder about the quality.
my dad passed 2 years ago from a sudden heart attack. he was a first generation chinese immigrant, and worked so hard growing up helping my grandparents and his three other siblings run their mom & pop-hole-in-the-wall chinese restaurant. he was the first to go to college and became a very successful civil engineer. but no matter the success, he remained humble. he would pick chinese take out over ANY 5 star restaurant. this was just very comforting to me. thank you ephemeral.
Chinese food sauces: duck sauce is for dipping your egg roll or the wonton strips (crunchy noodles). The mustard is there to mix with the duck sauce as a dipping sauce for the egg roll and “crunchy noodles”. The soy sauce is there to put on your pork fried rice.
Devon Friedman ephemeral rift: You want anything? Smokey: I will have 2 number nines, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda. Ephemeral Rift: No? Okay then Smokey: ...
Love the fact you made a distinction between authenticity and integrity. Totally agree. Though what I look out for above all in others is how in-sync words are with actions. Seems to be a good yard stick for reliability. People can mean well with all honesty, and yet be completely unaware of their behaviour. Just my 2 cents. Oh, don’t know whether you’ve heard of Dan Ariely but he wrote a book a few years back on honesty in humans - or lack thereof. Good read I found very accessible.
Selection by post experiences into a list of designed dishes Americans would like to buy. Its quite amazing how they turned Chinese eating culture into the American fast food model.
Love your videos! I'm from the UK and I love your channel. I'm doing theology at Cambridge University and this really helps with stress aha. Your philosophy is also interesting aha. You have a way with your tone of voice and the way you control it that other ASMR artists lack.
Fun Howse A person's physical labour created the physical thing that is the iPhone. I'm anti capitalist and anti government. You try and figure that one out
I love coming back to videos like these and seeing down to earth people that just want a simple life. I love seeing people that are totally different from me but yet so similar. Also I am eating rice and salmon
Living for others is the key. As someone who came up with no parents, good on you for the selective nihilism. It's not about collecting shit and accumulating wealth- it's about spreading the love. That's what asmr is.
I had Hawaiian. Kalua pork lunch plate. Mac salad! 😁 My favorite Zelda game ever is the SNES A Link to the Past. I also love all the king's quest games.
Why does he give me the vibe of my middle school history teacher? I loved my history teacher and he was so kind but also always so formal in conversation but not in dress. Idk I love it tho.
Ian Thomas That Chinese place is all over the place man, we had one where I lived in NY, one where I lived in Kansas, like 2 in St. Louis, and there's one in my town in Oklahoma. I mean they may just have the same name but idk
I am currently eating a sandwich along with you. The ingredients are as follows: two pieces of toast, mayonnaise spread on one half and durkey's sauce on the other, 2 slices of ham on the mayo side and one slice of ham on the durkey's side, 3 strips of bacon split into 2 smaller pieces (resulting in 6 half pieces), a slice of American cheese on one side, a dollop of mustard, and some lettuce. Accompanied with this sandwich is a glass of milk in my cowboy boot glass that I found at a Goodwill. Great vid by the way, ER
Rift..I'm curious to how Catholicism or Christianity had hurt you. I'm curious as to what elicits the anti-theistic jabs in random videos (anti-theistic as opposed to just being an atheist).
He’s an anarchist. It’s his personal philosophy to kinda just not like control and things that dictate how people live their lives. Religion is a very controlling thing so naturally he’s pretty against it
Player Before Z Understood. Personally I just find it jarring when he's suddenly combative in an otherwise calm video in a medium that is meant for relaxation. Might just be me. *shrug*
For the record, I am not Catholic but am a Christian...but...I would feel the same regardless of whatever particular group he might have chosen to single out. That it just feels a little odd and out of place to take snipes at a group of people in this medium. I imagine there's some hurt that must've occurred to bring this out in multiple videos- but I don't know if it's the right approach to take blanket jabs at any particular group. imo.
You should do a philosophy with Rift series. Where you cover a philosophy or a group of closely related philosophies, talk about them, then share your thoughts on them. I think that would be fantastic.
He's talking all this stuff about the bad food we eat, and he also recently made a video literally saying society is cancer. He also compared himself to tribal people, who are undoubtably not better off than he is...
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"You want anything?"
Yes.
"No?"
...Yes
"Oh, you have your own?"
No.
We all said that out loud xD then I said man I want food now didn't get Chinese but I got myself some fantastic Spanish cuisine
So I’m not the only one
MvK x VeNoM nahhhhh
Donovan Soule XDDDDD HAVENT SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE XDDDDDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯👌👌👌👌
I was just about to make this comment....i am so happy i found it before i did😂😂😂
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
JonSnowKnowsNothing Daaaaamn big smoke!
Ara Garabedian That meme isnt dead,its still funny.
Number 15: Foot Lettuce
Nostalgia
Ara Garabedian dead*
I’ve been coming back for this video for 3 straight years. I remember the day it was uploaded and being unable to sleep, and so I’ve came back to it. No clue why my mind chooses this one because I hate loud eating, but it’s very soothing here.
I’m having some nice steak and broccoli on a bed of rice.
...made from 3 separate microwaved ingredients because I’m in a dorm.
Trippz The Fox
I lost it somewhere in the airport.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'd highly recommend ramen noodles and buy a little bottle of soy sauce my college dorm dwelling friend.....trust me you'll thank me later
Justice Gsell
Little bottle? MUAHAHA! My soy sauce container is 1.25 quarts. Excessive you say?
...maybe...
...probably...
...it was all they had...
NoobyNoon not at all excessive my soy sauce comes in a 55 gallon drum
Justice Gsell
Glad to see another person with true class!
I love how *real* this is! With the ordering and everything! It’s just really nice to watch a nice non scripted asmr video.
everytime i order, the chinese lady always says "okay 5 10 minute" never says the price lol
cloneskiller damn I hate it when I have to wait 4 and a half hours for my chinese
cloneskiller Mine tells the price but sometimes on delivery, it goes a little higher.
@@iWassaGuy makes sense though.
cloneskiller It goes from like $30 (for me and my parents) one day. Next time it’s goes to $33, and then $34.
They know you're buying it no matter what.
Well, I guess I'm having sleep for breakfast today.
Ian Anzlowar same here though I need to go to a clinic I may have strep throat
@@AnthonyHeadway l
x ql?
Same
Thanks for helping me relax during my flu... my whole body hurts and with your soft voice it doesnt hurt that much anymore... what a relief
Dr.Ghillie same here i didnt go to class today because i got allergies 😕
A man's voice makes the pain in your body effect you less... And this guy doesn't go to class over allergies.. What the fuck
@@hightimevibes 😂😂🤷♂️ if it works it works. As for the guy who said he skip school for allergies….
You know his house is perfect to me
It's so amercian. The type of house you see on films
Collin right
Easy answer: Previous videos.
Easy theory: Stalker
Probably going off of the decor.
What makes it American for me is not the house but the plastic fork and spoon. I mean you're at home... Why eat from plastic cutlery?
Well It looks like a clean house.
Rich Evans is the key to all of this, he's one of the funnier characters that we've had.
Neither did i
Expecting a Motorola DynaTAC 8000x?
i'dbe all up on that phone like YEEET!
Yeah, I wouldve figured he'd own a spin-dial phone since he hates Capitalism so much.
What even
Eating starts at 28:40
Destro HD the true mvp
Arbiter The Dog hahaha thanks :D
... A god among men...
It's funny that people are excited enough to watch a guy eat that they time line it
Gavon Marlow it's called asmr and what if we want to do that?
I cannot get enough of these “let’s eat” videos, accompanied by ramblings. Just perfect.
I've been following you for so many years I've lost count... but I'm always here listening to your rants because you have a view on life I really appreciate. I just know you're a nice person, in addition to being a great asmr artist !!
♡♡♡
I love how all that food was around $8, in England all of that would have been easily more than £15!!
william marshall Island economy bro
Skerido por todos
Must help that it's a local place, not a chain. I'd think the main dish alone would be eight dollars, but soup and a drink? Even at the smallest sizes, that's at least ten dollars and that drink is NOT a small. Then again, I don't eat Chinese food much, so I wouldn't know the common price range. Still, that's a lot of food for eight bucks. Have to wonder about the quality.
in switzerland ~35.-
Man these food cost like above 20 RMB in china lmao
"There's so many legend of Zelda games. Like 6 or 7." Brother, you have no idea.
I laughed at that too. There is like 6... or 7... hundred. XD
Maybe he meant "Only 6 or 7 good ones" which is pretty spot-on. Zelda has just as many bad games as good ones.
There is probably more Zelda games than dishes on the Chinese menu
tygonmaster BRUH
Wow you’re such a wise and a genuine person. Really soft spoken and look at the world in a realistic way. Can tell you’re a good dad
I love the half ass smiley on the takeout bag haha
Soo cosy! And your voice is like a warm blanket ☺️
ChitChatCat ASMR *Oooh Rift & Chit sittin in a tree, S L E E P I N G*
unless this is some joke that i don't get, then cosy is correct
Dave Lewis The joke is you're not American, they spell it "cozy" in the states, I don't know why. The rest of the world spells it "cosy".
i figured as much, but then i don't see why they bothered to corrected her in the first place haha
Dave Lewis yeah there’s a different language barrier between the US and the UK
my dad passed 2 years ago from a sudden heart attack. he was a first generation chinese immigrant, and worked so hard growing up helping my grandparents and his three other siblings run their mom & pop-hole-in-the-wall chinese restaurant. he was the first to go to college and became a very successful civil engineer. but no matter the success, he remained humble. he would pick chinese take out over ANY 5 star restaurant. this was just very comforting to me. thank you ephemeral.
Ok
Chinese food sauces: duck sauce is for dipping your egg roll or the wonton strips (crunchy noodles). The mustard is there to mix with the duck sauce as a dipping sauce for the egg roll and “crunchy noodles”. The soy sauce is there to put on your pork fried rice.
Sleep? This ASMR only made me hungry
Midnight Prince ..im heating up chinese now
You want anything?
Yes, Im captive on North Korea and haven't eaten a real meal in 3 years.
No? Ok, just thought I'd ask
Gadammit!!
radspeed team 113 FACK
radspeed team 113 hahahahaha funny
"Theirs a lot of Legend of Zelda games. What, like 6? 7?"
*_Qué_*
I just found this video
I know, right?
I have 16 and there are more than that.
i love the crunch of eating water chestnuts whenever i get chinese food, its soooo satisfying
19:26 OMG THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD IS MISSING
Its amazing that you're getting paid/watched for eating Chinese food. Amen ER
MountainManDanDan what’s that supposed to mean?
1) I love his quirky asmr, 2) I love eating, 3) I love making money, he's doing all three VERY WELL. :)
"Time for some egg roll..."
*Sudden jump cut*
*CRUNCH*
I really love the videos man! Might sound weird, but I love opening youtube, putting on a lets eat and doing my homework. it's the best focus for me!
Having a turkey and swiss hoagie with baked lays chips and a Dr Pepper.
Baked lays are so good!
The fact that we're both simultaneously viewing things in first person amazes me
Ni Hao Kai Rift
Dank Dan1 Ni Hao Kai Lan maybe ?
Shadix Aced You're the Winner 🎊🎉🎈
Get nob out
你好凯?
Howchen Sorry I don't speak Russian. ^_^
Looking for a ole reliable GTA Smokey comment but don’t see one. I’m dissapointed
Devon Friedman
ephemeral rift: You want anything?
Smokey: I will have 2 number nines, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda.
Ephemeral Rift: No? Okay then
Smokey: ...
Alex Sorokin thanks b
Eats: Chinese Food
Says: Bon Appetite
We’re all in love with how your obscure mind works Rift, don’t ever forget that.
Seems like such a great and honest guys, also good at ASMR. Subbed my man keep up the great work
Love the fact you made a distinction between authenticity and integrity. Totally agree. Though what I look out for above all in others is how in-sync words are with actions. Seems to be a good yard stick for reliability. People can mean well with all honesty, and yet be completely unaware of their behaviour. Just my 2 cents.
Oh, don’t know whether you’ve heard of Dan Ariely but he wrote a book a few years back on honesty in humans - or lack thereof. Good read I found very accessible.
1:04:04 "Is the FBI looking for me or something?" ROFL
I absolutely love your "Let's Eat" videos. Moo Goo Gai Pan has always been one of my favorite Chinese dishes. :)
Is it just me that wonders how all American Chinese restaurants are exact copies of each other
Selection by post experiences into a list of designed dishes Americans would like to buy. Its quite amazing how they turned Chinese eating culture into the American fast food model.
They don't eat that shit- they serve it to Americans . It's junk food - that's why all the same
@@paracelsus9510 but its so good
First time I’ve heared uncle e talk normally I was baffled 😅
When he spoke in a regular tone I was so shocked, I'm so used to him whispering I forgot he had a normal speaking voice.
everything about this video is awkward yet relaxing and my brain is confused but tingly
I LOVE THESE VIDEOS! It's like having a chat over food with a great friend. :)
I think so too in my opinion. It depends though if you don’t have any friends.
@@Crunchiest It's really nice for Covid lockdowns. Gives people company.
Rem - Yeah, that’s understandable. (Didn’t think you’d reply lol)
You would never think such a like manly and not asmr type would be doing this kind of asmr. And that's what makes rift so special.
finally!!! been waiting on this you need to do more of Let's Eat
Love your videos! I'm from the UK and I love your channel. I'm doing theology at Cambridge University and this really helps with stress aha. Your philosophy is also interesting aha. You have a way with your tone of voice and the way you control it that other ASMR artists lack.
Please make more videos like this, maybe talk about making good choices as a young adult next time.
He’s like the Bob Ross of eating. He looks at the smiley-face bag and says, “he can stay, he’s happy.” Ha!
Yessssssss 🎉you are so bang on
*[racist asian joke]*
Still like it tho.
I cannot read my phone my eyes are so slanted!
Trippz The Fox it’s sad how much racist shit poles are on this channel
loot dood why are you claiming others to be racist when you are using racist slang yourself?
Daddy Jeff Kaplan lmao it’s a joke
Listening to ER talk about being a parent gave me immense happiness.
I'm eating Chinese food while watching this video
Same 😂😂
Trippz The Fox and anything is African food when you eat it in Africa 😕😮
so nothing is african food?
Trippz The Fox All food is Chinese,they eat fucking everything and anything.
Thingum Bob W
*chews intensely*
With russian accent - "Is good"
FuCk cApiTaliSm - *sent from iPhone 6S*
ForeverCalzone e Capitalism did not create that iPhone, labour did.
Gary Hitschen lol Capitalism did create the iPhone. And the labor to manufacture the iphone was privately paid for. Not using government resources
Fun Howse A person's physical labour created the physical thing that is the iPhone. I'm anti capitalist and anti government. You try and figure that one out
Gary Hitschen your a filthy commie go starve somewhere else this is a place of happiness
Superlumer 88 Ephemeral Rift is an anti capitalist himself
I love coming back to videos like these and seeing down to earth people that just want a simple life. I love seeing people that are totally different from me but yet so similar. Also I am eating rice and salmon
i have a organic chemistry test tomorow and need to study but then ER popped up and now I'm here
Carbon is pretty important
Hopefully you can study for a grammar test.
Kyle Simpson shut ur pie hole kyle
Kyle Simpson he forgot one letter in a word that's it. And his grammar is bad wtf yea that makes perfect sense.
I just started watching your food videos and needed more then boom I get this. Truly a blessing
Another settlement needs your help.
And it’s the same settlement you’ve already been to 17 times before.
people who joke about fallout 4, you know who does that? a synth
I'll mark it on your map
I actually did those quests so much to xp farm, that i broke garvey and he wouldn't give me anymore settlement quests.
naked snek that sounds like something a synth would say
*carefully takes his fat man out of his pocket*
Yummm... Pork egg foo young, pork fried rice, won ton soup and spring roll. My favorite! Boneless red sauce pork is killer. Now I gotta eat!
*Tony stark has joined the chat, Found you biatch, I want my freinds ashes back*
Been watching for 3 years keep up the good work
" do you want any?" Yeah I'll take some orange chicken and rice "No Okay" oh it's fine 🙁
For me, rift is like a friend that I meet every few days and have a blast hanging around.
Chow mein is soft I love Chinese food haven't had it in a long time
Living for others is the key. As someone who came up with no parents, good on you for the selective nihilism. It's not about collecting shit and accumulating wealth- it's about spreading the love. That's what asmr is.
This guy reminds me of joel from the last of us
I had Hawaiian. Kalua pork lunch plate. Mac salad! 😁
My favorite Zelda game ever is the SNES A Link to the Past.
I also love all the king's quest games.
Crunchy noodles? Bring it on. Do it in my face in real life and I get seriously pissed off. Funny that.
fiaz shah funny that? Is that Australian or British term
Devon Friedman no idea!
CALM THE FUCK DOWN................🤗
joe vin Huh?
Same. I am fine with ASMR eating sounds, but hate them in person. I turn on music ot something when I eat because even my eating irritates me
I loved this video. I came back from school, ate, Showered. And I just wanted to relax . This actually helped
Chinese food 😍😍
Ew your welcome for finishing your sentence
damn that's a BIG cup of tea!
I really love how this feels so genuine ^-^
All you're missing is some green milk and a robe and you'd make a great Luke
Watching this & being on a diet is it the most compatible combination 🙃 I’m sooooon hungreeeeeee!
Hi Uncle E. Have you considered a gaming channel?
ASMR community prolly has the best comments
When’s the let’s eat mayo sandwich?
SublteIamnot #FUCKMAYO
Right after the Let's Eat: Tide Pods and Bleach video. ER has confirmed on Twitter.
FUCKMAYO
It’s sammich and #fuckmayo
Why does he give me the vibe of my middle school history teacher? I loved my history teacher and he was so kind but also always so formal in conversation but not in dress. Idk I love it tho.
You probably hid your microphone in your beard😂
The sounds are impressive, but nothing compares to the legendary beard you’re rocking!
I think this man lives in my town
Ian Thomas if you don't stalk him like a super fan boy then you don't deserve your post code lol
I said that because I know where he's eating from and they are only located in my old home town
Ian Thomas local knowledge
Ian Thomas That Chinese place is all over the place man, we had one where I lived in NY, one where I lived in Kansas, like 2 in St. Louis, and there's one in my town in Oklahoma. I mean they may just have the same name but idk
Gavon Marlow really because I looked it up and there's only one
Homemade enchiladas and spanish rice. Thanks for lettin me join you! I hate eating alone
For the rant against advertising you should do hella clickbait on the video and monetize it with like 289 ads
I am currently eating a sandwich along with you. The ingredients are as follows: two pieces of toast, mayonnaise spread on one half and durkey's sauce on the other, 2 slices of ham on the mayo side and one slice of ham on the durkey's side, 3 strips of bacon split into 2 smaller pieces (resulting in 6 half pieces), a slice of American cheese on one side, a dollop of mustard, and some lettuce. Accompanied with this sandwich is a glass of milk in my cowboy boot glass that I found at a Goodwill. Great vid by the way, ER
And I'm sitting here with my diet shake
Sammy i only drink. S H A K E D I E T
I’m watching this at 2am, and now when I wake up I’m so ordering Chinese
Rift..I'm curious to how Catholicism or Christianity had hurt you. I'm curious as to what elicits the anti-theistic jabs in random videos (anti-theistic as opposed to just being an atheist).
He’s an anarchist. It’s his personal philosophy to kinda just not like control and things that dictate how people live their lives. Religion is a very controlling thing so naturally he’s pretty against it
He also was raised catholic iirc so personal bad experiences could factor in
Player Before Z Understood. Personally I just find it jarring when he's suddenly combative in an otherwise calm video in a medium that is meant for relaxation. Might just be me. *shrug*
For the record, I am not Catholic but am a Christian...but...I would feel the same regardless of whatever particular group he might have chosen to single out. That it just feels a little odd and out of place to take snipes at a group of people in this medium. I imagine there's some hurt that must've occurred to bring this out in multiple videos- but I don't know if it's the right approach to take blanket jabs at any particular group. imo.
Banana Rabbit it's just a part of his nihilism and ironic edge. His videos are honestly based on humor and just being strange.
Always excited for a new ER video! Your voice is one of the most calming in the ASMR community.
You should do a philosophy with Rift series. Where you cover a philosophy or a group of closely related philosophies, talk about them, then share your thoughts on them. I think that would be fantastic.
The truth is that ER doesn't know any real philosophy, just a series of pseudo-intellectual slogans.
That's excellent Rift. I gave up drinking 6 years
It's probably the best decision I have ever made.
Your microphones are as sensitive as a Liberal-Democrat.
Vladimir Pullout
Point proven
That meal would be gone in under 5 minutes....just saying
I'm a liberal and this is still so funny.
Or Trump about his hands 😜
There is no left and right.
I laughed when he said "15 minutes,now we wait and wait" i mean to me its so cute 😂😂
37:14 I was eating nothing, I really wanted to try it from that one video.
Icetea can be made from powder. Thats how some places over here sell their homemade icetea, they just mix the powder and water
My favorite Chinese foods ; cheese wontons, sweet sour pork, chow mein, teriyaki , pork buns, sesame ball, fried rice !!!!☺🍜🍖
Saker Falcon IOS ooh well its good anyways 👍
Do you know da whey?
DarkerThanBlack our tribe enjoys all types of fooda bruudaa
PHAZE209BEAST 你那糖醋里脊简直神翻译哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
PHAZE209BEAST CHEESE WONTONS!!?!?? What!?!?
Mr E doesn't hv enough subcribers for the greatness of his contents
Wow Rift, do you really hate modern society that much?
Julian Isaac what do you mean?
He's talking all this stuff about the bad food we eat, and he also recently made a video literally saying society is cancer. He also compared himself to tribal people, who are undoubtably not better off than he is...
Yep, tribal people are known for ordering chinese food with their iphones xD
Hah, for real. That's what I don't get; he complains about things like that, but he uses and benefits from them.
He is sadly starting to annoy me aswell
Another lets eat! I love these
Man that beard thoo
The tapping on the iced tea gave me tingles
i think the word your looking for is *dumpling*
•gbc• LIL BO PEEP
I ain't fall asleep to this vid, I woke up to it lmao.