T.J. Miller Hijacks a Stranger's Tinder | Vanity Fair

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  • @sqlevolicious
    @sqlevolicious 7 років тому +5443

    I love how TJ Miller's version of flirting is threatening people for money.

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 7 років тому +137

      EVOLICIOUS wait... That's not flirting?

    • @bigballs2481
      @bigballs2481 6 років тому +3

      lol

    • @mathieuduval9352
      @mathieuduval9352 5 років тому +4

      i always try to see if my dates can breathe underwater, so far they only breathe 1 time

    • @stanzavik
      @stanzavik 5 років тому +1

      He still in jail?

    • @ForRealSwagmaster
      @ForRealSwagmaster 5 років тому

      explains his domestic disputes i suppose

  • @emilyharris3617
    @emilyharris3617 6 років тому +2922

    Ryan Reynolds needs to do this

  • @Jacob32905
    @Jacob32905 7 років тому +4119

    "He comes from a long line of Oakley wearing weirdos".

    • @senyah
      @senyah 7 років тому +10

      Only baseball players deserve to wear Oakley's. IF you don't play baseball or never have, you wouldn't understand it.

    • @atom9146
      @atom9146 7 років тому

      Анатолий Вавилов h

    • @stivib5937
      @stivib5937 7 років тому

      ahahahah was about to comment that

    • @jeremyl6376
      @jeremyl6376 7 років тому +1

      Died at that part😂😂😂😂 pure gold

    • @saibot1221
      @saibot1221 7 років тому +7

      lmao i read this comment just as he said it hahaha

  • @YourPalRoman
    @YourPalRoman 7 років тому +1371

    I would love a sequel video to all of these with the staffer having to deal with all the confused messages they receive on Tinder after the shoot.

    • @nickpiludu2564
      @nickpiludu2564 7 років тому +32

      Roman Buetel that might be way funnier

    • @p.yofori5313
      @p.yofori5313 7 років тому +2

      same

    • @Firegen1
      @Firegen1 6 років тому +1

      ☝🏾 That would be very funny.

    • @Mykahl1
      @Mykahl1 6 років тому +3

      Roman Buetel YESS!! I need to know what their responses were!!! 😆

    • @GohanSSJZ
      @GohanSSJZ Рік тому

      Or even better, her conversation with her dad.

  • @strobeable
    @strobeable 6 років тому +619

    DAD, LEAVE ME ALONE I’M LISTENING TO RECORDS IN MY ROOMMMM

  • @johncrossing
    @johncrossing 7 років тому +3628

    T.J. Miller's angry shouting voice is what Jesus is gonna sound like when he comes back.

    • @4pipesrlz
      @4pipesrlz 7 років тому +34

      U FUCKS. FUCKED EVERY FUCKING THING. AND YOU DIDN"T HAVE MY MONEY AT THE DWANE REED PARKING LOT BY MIDNIGHT!

    • @yanabelle810
      @yanabelle810 7 років тому +2

      Jace Carsonne LMFAO

    • @gonkula
      @gonkula 6 років тому +1

      He gone

    • @urlocaldevilbaby4797
      @urlocaldevilbaby4797 6 років тому +1

      *TYLER, YOU'RE A DEMON*

    • @mainaccount3087
      @mainaccount3087 5 років тому +2

      Probably also the main reason why he'll be crucified for a second time

  • @KBMamba0824
    @KBMamba0824 7 років тому +5045

    Damn, that iPhone speech to text is pretty good.

    • @WestsideWacko
      @WestsideWacko 7 років тому +25

      Kobe damn makes me wanna change sides or get a "newer" Galaxy S...

    • @travisvane8055
      @travisvane8055 7 років тому +3

      Kobe b

    • @mitchlui
      @mitchlui 7 років тому +54

      Yet Siri’s Text Detection is Shit.

    • @oof8850
      @oof8850 7 років тому +11

      googles one is still better

    • @MrOneNye
      @MrOneNye 7 років тому +9

      its called technology? you telling me you still use your thumbs when there is Swype and Talk Recog?

  • @sophiavines
    @sophiavines 6 років тому +186

    I wish that whenever you match with someone on Tinder a clip of T.J. Miller yelling "IT'S A MATCH" played.

  • @randomwatcher123
    @randomwatcher123 7 років тому +2107

    "TYLER, YOU'RE A DEMON!"

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 7 років тому +352

    I like how Mariah was just outed. Jenna is gonna be pissed....
    Tyler is a demon!!

  • @jattfitness3136
    @jattfitness3136 7 років тому +2630

    lmao the Papi calls n text freaking made me laugh xD

    • @seddougui
      @seddougui 7 років тому +84

      shes cuban man she probably speaks spanish amigo

    • @XxStonedKillerxX
      @XxStonedKillerxX 7 років тому

      que

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 7 років тому +43

      That's her sugar daddy, you idiots, not her real father.

    • @seddougui
      @seddougui 7 років тому +73

      Calling your sugar daddy "dad" is weirder than calling your real dad "papi"

    • @eveagu27
      @eveagu27 7 років тому +6

      Toadamor exactly!

  • @kreolkai
    @kreolkai 7 років тому +5154

    Tyler the creator should do the next one

  • @PJMack068
    @PJMack068 7 років тому +1697

    the parking lot gag got old and then it got funny again haha

    • @rickycarrillo7821
      @rickycarrillo7821 7 років тому +78

      PJMack you do it until it's not funny, then funny again. That's something the guys at honest trailers say during their commentaries

    • @ethanmarquardt9981
      @ethanmarquardt9981 6 років тому +11

      It stayed funny

  • @LoadingScene-
    @LoadingScene- 7 років тому +2459

    Legends say they are still waiting for the money to arrive!

    • @zen3978
      @zen3978 6 років тому +1

      Sir Syrath hahaha

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 6 років тому

      Sir Syrath i made your comment 1.1k

    • @Andshewasafairy
      @Andshewasafairy 5 років тому

      Still waiting a year later

  • @sueannwashere
    @sueannwashere 7 років тому +1759

    I hope to god that Jenna doesn't see this.

  • @trevormichaud8701
    @trevormichaud8701 5 років тому +262

    "have you seen the movie?"
    "of course"
    "LIAR!" *hangs up phone* lmao

  • @davidfiling2675
    @davidfiling2675 5 років тому +101

    "Have you seen the movie Yogi Bear 3D"
    "Of course. Several ti-"

  • @FluFFY13G
    @FluFFY13G 7 років тому +2612

    Not a single use 🙅 of emojis😡😤 does TJ Miller even know🤔❓ how to promote 💯 the critically acclaimed 👏 box office hit 🎥 The Emoji Movie? 😮😑🙈🙉🙊

    • @nathanprescott4509
      @nathanprescott4509 7 років тому +75

      Give him some props he's wearing a hat

    • @ishatonthecarpet
      @ishatonthecarpet 7 років тому +42

      Thanks. I now have cancer.

    • @Min-xh8ho
      @Min-xh8ho 7 років тому +23

      *J U L Y 2 8 T H B A B Y*

    • @sassymedea3065
      @sassymedea3065 7 років тому +3

      Spooky D I C C 🍄🍄🍄🍒🍒🍒🍒🍉🍉🎆🎆🎆🎇🎉🎖🎳🎳🎳🎣🎣🏸🀄🀄🃏🎴🔊🔊🔊📣🎷🎸🤗😘😘😘😘😘😅😄😄😄😋😂😁😀😙😎😍😍😍😍😪😪😴🐅🐅🐯🐷🐀🐑🐏🐍🐍🐍🐳🐙🐠🕊🐝🐝🐛🐌🌿🌾🍋🍊🍟🍟🍱🍱🍲🍿🌯🍾🍾🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍑🍑🍑

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 6 років тому +3

      I shat on the carpet. Hope my mom doesn't notice. no you don't

  • @connie473
    @connie473 7 років тому +568

    Poor Papi!

  • @mopnem
    @mopnem 5 років тому +313

    I feel like she wasn't exactly enjoying this lol

    • @krisstone1857
      @krisstone1857 5 років тому +22

      Vvmopz She was shaking her head at literally everyone. Shallow

    • @tannernicholson4662
      @tannernicholson4662 5 років тому +15

      Kris Stone everyone has their type 🤷‍♀️

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 4 роки тому

      Ya think lol

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 4 роки тому +1

      @@tannernicholson4662 Yeah and hers is nobody

    • @brandonmilligan7706
      @brandonmilligan7706 4 роки тому +1

      @@blazaybla22 Guess thats not really your problem then, is it?

  • @tar4604
    @tar4604 4 роки тому +31

    my soul left my body when he hung up on her father like that lol

  • @moeclomo
    @moeclomo 4 роки тому +25

    The first Duane Reed parking lot joke had me laughing like a maniac for 5 minutes straight. TJ Miller is awesome

  • @philbertphettbart7930
    @philbertphettbart7930 7 років тому +230

    Dear diary,
    T.J. Miller stopped by the office today.
    And that's how I got banned from Tinder.
    See you tomorrow!
    Laura

  • @formoftherapy
    @formoftherapy 7 років тому +100

    Oh my god I couldn't stop laughing

  • @MultiSuperzed
    @MultiSuperzed 7 років тому +50

    " I don't wanna spend 5 dollars a month for this" Hear Hear!!

  • @JA-ug7wq
    @JA-ug7wq 5 років тому +25

    Man, I miss TJ Miller. Shame how that all turned out. He's really funny and engaging.

  • @about99ninjas56
    @about99ninjas56 7 років тому +189

    ITS A MATCHHHHHH

  • @Twisted86
    @Twisted86 5 років тому +35

    You know she deleted that account right after this.

  • @losangeleslovesyou
    @losangeleslovesyou 7 років тому +357

    #AnyHoops

  • @embetthema3724
    @embetthema3724 7 років тому +194

    Love TT Wee Wee, BB go PP I go PP when I go Poo Poo

  • @Fematika
    @Fematika 7 років тому +3

    He will forever be remembered as Gene from the Emoji Movie.

  • @bigtimetorifan
    @bigtimetorifan 7 років тому +54

    Ok im 3/4’s of way thru this video and thus far im noticing, unlike the other tinder hijack vids, that tj is not even remotely trying to get this girl hooked up!

  • @IAFoodReviews
    @IAFoodReviews 6 років тому +49

    “TYLER you’re a DEMON!!!”

  • @breakingbelmont
    @breakingbelmont 6 років тому +9

    This guy is so hilarious. I liked how he actually told a match that it was himself sending a message, haven't seen that yet.

  • @mrigue56
    @mrigue56 7 років тому +189

    I fucking love these

  • @enzitobandito336
    @enzitobandito336 7 років тому +60

    I don't think I can think of tj miller the same after the emoji movie

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 7 років тому +1

      EnzitoBandito I don't. gotta get that deadpool 2 money

  • @Daniela-sm5jb
    @Daniela-sm5jb 7 років тому +103

    Ooh I'm gonna start calling my dad "pawpyyy"

    • @markwickham7338
      @markwickham7338 7 років тому +5

      It's papi. Spanish for father lol

    • @Daniela-sm5jb
      @Daniela-sm5jb 7 років тому +8

      Mark Wickham yea I know :) I speak Spanish

    • @Daniela-sm5jb
      @Daniela-sm5jb 7 років тому +3

      Weston Anderson well yea you're right. "Papi" is "daddy." it's the way I've called my dad since I was young. Like there's kids who call their dad "daddy." It's the same thing :)

    • @Moreeelifeee
      @Moreeelifeee 7 років тому +3

      Daniela A i thought you said you were going to start

    • @Daniela-sm5jb
      @Daniela-sm5jb 7 років тому

      J. Christine huh?

  • @TheMetrored
    @TheMetrored 7 років тому +61

    Is there a Duane Reade with a parking lot? Does one of those even exist?

  • @eringracel616
    @eringracel616 7 років тому +330

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time this is hilarious 😂😂

  • @samanthamontino7244
    @samanthamontino7244 4 роки тому +19

    I can feel her anxiety through the screen omg

  • @nyomijose6429
    @nyomijose6429 5 років тому +10

    Literally him screaming “it’s a match” is making my day 🤣

  • @gayleigh
    @gayleigh 5 років тому +9

    Everytime you match on Tinder it should play TJ yelling "IT'S A MATCH!!"

  • @MontTheBeatMaker
    @MontTheBeatMaker 7 років тому +5

    I love that he introduces himself as the star of Yogi Bear 3D

  • @bradelliott5286
    @bradelliott5286 7 років тому +84

    I dont think thats her dad

  • @eyedeasneverdie3348
    @eyedeasneverdie3348 4 роки тому +6

    Tinder needs an update where you hear TJ yelling "ITS A MATCH" everytime you get one.

  • @Xitronix
    @Xitronix 4 роки тому +8

    "IT'S A MAAAAAATCH"- T.J. Miller

  • @mikaylagutermann7680
    @mikaylagutermann7680 6 років тому +4

    All I here is Tuffnut rn. And it's making this 10x better

  • @Victorrrr
    @Victorrrr 7 років тому +64

    THIS DUDE HAD ME DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GamingBlake2002
    @GamingBlake2002 4 роки тому +6

    "She's here right now, can I take a message?" lmfao

  • @nikkibeeh34
    @nikkibeeh34 7 років тому +3

    Now I need to have T.J. Miller swiping for me on Tinder and shouting "IT'S A MAAAAAATCH!!!" every time I get a match. LOL

  • @launderground
    @launderground 7 років тому +22

    Think TJ just found the concept for his next TV pilot.

  • @naveyarg9771
    @naveyarg9771 4 роки тому +3

    i LOVE how he ALWAYS brings up Yogi Bear 3D as his highest accolade!!!

  • @Pixelmonkeyman
    @Pixelmonkeyman 7 років тому +520

    It's a shame the emoji movie's going to destroy his career

    • @valeweathers
      @valeweathers 7 років тому +135

      Isaac Morris it's a shame the emoji movie is a thing happening at all.

    • @No-pn4uu
      @No-pn4uu 7 років тому +24

      Isaac Morris what career

    • @dejulien
      @dejulien 7 років тому +6

      Its a shame emoji
      its a shame emo
      its shame e
      shame

    • @SoCloseToToast
      @SoCloseToToast 7 років тому +60

      But Yogi Bear 3D didn't ruin his career

    • @JeanPaulBeaubier
      @JeanPaulBeaubier 7 років тому +53

      considering his career isn't about movies or making good movies, i doubt it.

  • @mullarky
    @mullarky 7 років тому +664

    tj miller the face of millennial comedy

    • @theFrogspyer
      @theFrogspyer 7 років тому +47

      bill mullarky nah he's been disowned for leaving Silicon Valley to make the Emoji Movie

    • @teddyfeinberg7238
      @teddyfeinberg7238 7 років тому +27

      Agreed. Him and Eric Andre

    • @kawaiiafangirl
      @kawaiiafangirl 7 років тому +15

      I would've argued that it was actually Aziz Ansari first.

    • @CrescimoneMatt
      @CrescimoneMatt 7 років тому

      But that's fucking hilarious that he did that. I also haven't seen Silicon Valley so it doesn't hurt me personally. Also he might be legitimately manic but hey that's okay I think he's funny

    • @CrescimoneMatt
      @CrescimoneMatt 7 років тому +5

      Very true, I don't really find Aziz that funny personally but he's pretty important if millennial can include going back a decade. If that's the case, I'd say Tim & Eric and also Zach Galifianakis are huge.

  • @mostimportantmegan
    @mostimportantmegan 7 років тому +1

    These are the only videos I want vanity fair to make!!

  • @clarissevazquez6454
    @clarissevazquez6454 7 років тому +237

    Please please do ilana and abbi jacobson

  • @chemota37
    @chemota37 7 років тому +2

    I love this guy, more than a friend.

  • @jamimi.
    @jamimi. 7 років тому +34

    compare the way he responded to the girl's parents to the way seth rogen did when his partner's mom called (w/ so much respect)..

    • @echolot
      @echolot Рік тому

      yeah, what happened to seth's takeover? it is not on this channel anymore

  • @jennistone8740
    @jennistone8740 5 років тому +3

    Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend it’s Tuffnut rating strangers on tinder

  • @tumatauenga6433
    @tumatauenga6433 7 років тому +20

    i spent 8 fucking hours in that god damn parking lot where the fuck were you LAURA!?

  • @donthato8953
    @donthato8953 2 роки тому +1

    Wish you guys could bring this show back

  • @marieokay
    @marieokay 7 років тому +23

    i could watch this for an eternity

  • @xordid
    @xordid 7 років тому +7

    "... LIAR" -hangs up-
    lmao god damnit, T.J.

  • @hybby
    @hybby 7 років тому +3

    Wow! I love TJ's thought process.
    "Next time you're going to have 1 more drink.... don't. And have Tinder Plus."

  • @KornerGFX
    @KornerGFX 7 років тому +15

    "Giggle giggle" LMAOO

  • @Sea_witch_
    @Sea_witch_ 7 років тому +19

    On a side note; never leave TJ with your phone while you go to the bathroom.

  • @caileighlong5561
    @caileighlong5561 5 років тому +10

    He’s seriously so funny. I would totally let him take over mine lol

  • @j88south
    @j88south 7 років тому +3

    his voice is amazing

  • @amandafuchs7315
    @amandafuchs7315 7 років тому +81

    pls have kate mckinnon do this

    • @ashleyayala535
      @ashleyayala535 7 років тому +2

      amanda rose OH MY GOSH YES

    • @Thegamesicarry
      @Thegamesicarry 6 років тому +1

      Yess she would be so great. Based off this I feel like she would be nice to those people on tinder. Like she would have some wit of course and put in a few puns and jokes but it would end good so that the person will feel happy about leaving and continue to talk to those people on tinder. You know? Rather than if I was in Laura’s shoes afterwards I would probably just end up deleting the up because I feel like I would have upset to many people. (That’s just my opinion)

  • @ohiothegreat5382
    @ohiothegreat5382 5 років тому +3

    I laughed so hard at yogi bear three I think I woke my grandmas house guests 😂☹️😂

  • @ferbobian
    @ferbobian 6 років тому +4

    TJ Miller definitely had one more drink on that plane...maybe he should've got Tinder Plus.

  • @mavarelaa
    @mavarelaa 6 років тому +3

    I think this was my favorite one so far. Made me laugh SO much.

  • @multifandomedits7169
    @multifandomedits7169 5 років тому +4

    I can’t stop thinking about tuffnut while listening to this

  • @MrBeachMadness
    @MrBeachMadness 6 років тому +1

    I've never seen anyone so clearly regret participating in anything as much as this girl

  • @vrucewayne
    @vrucewayne 4 роки тому +4

    seriously, who owes him money?

  • @Thefounderguy
    @Thefounderguy 7 років тому +1

    A 2 hour version of this video is needed

  • @ratmaster4000
    @ratmaster4000 7 років тому +3

    I fucking love T.J Miller haha he's fantastic

  • @itslilwilliam
    @itslilwilliam 5 років тому +3

    *IT’S A MATCHHH*

  • @Chelsizzlin
    @Chelsizzlin 7 років тому +8

    MY GOD HE'S HILARIOUS

  • @Cindreia31
    @Cindreia31 7 років тому +32

    I wanted to hate him but I love him.

    • @bananaear23
      @bananaear23 4 роки тому +2

      Cindreia31 why? Are you racist or something?

  • @cariboubearmalachy1174
    @cariboubearmalachy1174 4 роки тому +4

    Wow, getting TJ Miller to hijack your Tinder? Poor lady really drew the short straw on this assignment.

  • @awesomeme39083
    @awesomeme39083 7 років тому +2

    First time hearing about T:J. Miller, and he did an amazing performance!

  • @Linds_hay
    @Linds_hay 7 років тому +3

    Oh my God I was laughing so hard watching this. TJ Miller is hilarious.

  • @dunstanhaq
    @dunstanhaq 4 роки тому +2

    "IT'S A MATCH!!!"

  • @jess.0J
    @jess.0J 7 років тому +3

    I can’t stop watching this. He is so damn funny

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome 7 років тому +1

    I NEED MORE OF THIS WITH TJ A PART TWO PLEASE I SUBSCRIBED FOR THIS THIS IS HE BEST ONE

  • @jess.0J
    @jess.0J 7 років тому +6

    This had me in tears

  • @rutwiksakhare7324
    @rutwiksakhare7324 5 років тому +2

    T.J. miller has a thing for parking lots and midnight.

  • @JuliaHap
    @JuliaHap 7 років тому +3

    He’s actually hilarious

  • @caden0622
    @caden0622 4 роки тому +2

    2 years later...
    Still waiting in the Duane Reede parking lot.

  • @mangoesfly1594
    @mangoesfly1594 5 років тому +8

    "The crescendo and montages are making me wet"
    "Just kidding I would never say..."
    Continues to type out "want to have intercourse. Social intercourse."
    TJ Miller is the best haha

  • @MrChrislombard
    @MrChrislombard 5 років тому +2

    TJ Miller is my hero now.

  • @ZyZarK1
    @ZyZarK1 7 років тому +4

    Papi, papi hahahha man i love TJ Miller

  • @ruthwaithira5404
    @ruthwaithira5404 5 років тому +1

    No one:
    T. J Miller: IT'S A MATCH!

  • @A4FORMATAS
    @A4FORMATAS 7 років тому +3

    He is so FUNNY! And really gets high! MY MAN!

  • @devinadams7479
    @devinadams7479 5 років тому +2

    the give me the money thing got me every single time

  • @screensaves
    @screensaves 7 років тому +4

    I'm 100% positive tj miller voiced an emoji ironically

  • @sarahgiesy8875
    @sarahgiesy8875 5 років тому +2

    This lady did not deserve TJ. I would have been dying as I am right now watching this video for the fifth time 😂

  • @deadprism8619
    @deadprism8619 7 років тому +201

    July 28

  • @svenniepennie4237
    @svenniepennie4237 4 роки тому +2

    Now do "T.J. Miller Hijacks a train".