The Time TJ Miller Tried to Dance With Paris Hilton | PARTY LEGENDS
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- TJ Miller tells a story about a wild LA party with Paris Hilton.
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I’m convinced that the WHITE TIGER was just a mountain of coke
Could be lol
I bet it was delicious
God I wish I had a "white tiger" during lockdown... 🤣
your wife looks better then paris.
*than
*ur
+JebaJebaJemeh Paris
+revelationreflection alrighty then
+Shelton Ross *Sheldon #TheBigBangTheory Bazzinga!!!
That chick definitely believes in the power of crystals.
😂😂
Haha
This guy is living his dream, you can tell
Abel Abebe he sold his soul and he is a b list celebrity looks are deceiving
No
@@hiramabiff9545 Whatever, dude. Living a life of a B-list celeb is def better than living a life of almost any of us, fucking commentors here, anyway.
@@hiramabiff9545 and you’re a no one on youtube. Would rather hang with TJ than your stupid ass.
Dude's wife is so much more beautiful than Paris. Holy shit.
She ain't even in the same ballpark as Paris...are you sick in the eyes?
@@doozerchuck8625 paris is fake as fuck this girl is natural beauty inside and out. Youre just blinded by your balls and dick.
@@doozerchuck8625 I agree but Paris Hilton's feet are fuck off massive for a chick.
@@danbayes9483 why are u so worked up about her feet 😭
@@doozerchuck8625 Her skin is amazing.
Is there a video of you guys pulling that tape for the mic off TJ's hairy chest?
aperfecte lol ahhhh shit
It’s a bandage not tape
lol
I like the thought of T.J just flat out refusing to wear a shirt so the sounds guys were like "Fuck it!! We'll just have to tape the mic to him"
They used a Band Aid.
'I can see it in her, shes got that freedom; that sort of self-conscious, empty, constantly self-criticising freedom'.
paris hilton or my ex?
his wife is way hotter then Paris Hilton
Notification from a two year old comment.
Welcome back
Earla Weese tf u just say nigga
@@earlaweese what does cisgender mean? Btw Paris isn't hot at all.
Dude... TJ...... forget about Paris Hilton... your fucking wife is gorgeous, mate!!!
Jesus Christ!!
He is just acting like himself in silicon valley!!
best part. coconut water product placement in a video about the superficiality of hollywood.
classic TJ.
God she is so gorgeous!
For real damn. Drop jaw stunner....
I came to comment the same thing
Beau Evans i didnt expect that... man...
Dude Paris is ugly as fuck hahahahahahaha
@@whatdoiknowimjustatowel3974 ahaha, maaan! fuck her, the dude won a fucking jackpot!
Get this guy ON ancient aliens with Bronson
Goddamn TJ's wife is fine
I guess? She kinda gives me the closet-cat lady + overprotective gf vibes
+Daniel Lee honestly thought isnt overprotective better than someone who just doesnt give af
+TripleM neeeeeveerrmind i saw her i totally agree with you she has crazy eyes fuck that shit
flat tho but still fine
10/10 would respect
THATS the kind of wife a smart man finds.
Alex Hill
Yea if you want a divorce.
I need to be punished
No smart man enters a 50/50 situation
A pretty one? Yeah that takes a genius.
Why did a story about a guy NOT dancing with a girl make my day?! Comics are amazing storytellers.
"You ever see a guy....not quite dance? Like, he's moving, back and forth, he's just INCHES from dancing..."
--also TJ Miller, from his story on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
Lol, man TJ gives zero fucks. Love this guy.
Silicon Valley really has made TJ explode on the scene
That and Deadpool.
cant forget yogi bear 3D
+T.Park the highest grossing live-action bear film of the 21st century, I believe.
Live action THREE D Bear film. God Damn it people thats the biggest Selling point! FUCK!
My favourite VICE shows:
1. Huang's World
2. Party Legends
1. King of the Road
2. Huang's World
3. Party Legends*
action bronsons fun
balls deep dude goes tocrazt places too
i loved big night out.. but dat shits over :(
1. ANCIENT FUCKN ALIENS
Most of these party stories are pretty tame actually. I'm not even famous and I have better stories than this. Bushwick Bill seems like he knew how to party though.
yeah i accidentally walked in on an orgy while drunk as shit at the players ball while getting this one dudes cocaine that my friend was gonna trade for some sushi later but we ended up NOT getting sushi and he somehow did the entire bag of cocaine and we never saw the guy again and we got a bunch of pictures of us putting all these funny hats on my other friend and trying to resuscitate him from his drunken stupor by using an ounce of weed as smelling salts... some of my other friends got to party and smoke up with snoops producers which sadly i did not but i did get to meet rich rick and rampage jackson was actually a dick to me, he saw a long haired white boy and instantly he's just like, hey, its justin beiber, and i was like ha, ha, laugh it up. good night though.
Can I come party with you?
Ben Hinman Exactly man, I have so many stories that started with me going to a simple house party that later evolved into a crazy banger with strippers on poles and bags of nose candy. Don't even get me started on my acid selling days. These celebs need to get on our level.
@@antthomas7916 the acid selling days ,yeah you know all about the weird then. No I'm not a angel why yes I think all of could merge into one entity if we had sex, 1 dude 5 chicks and a bed. Come to leave and the next time you see them sex is a given if it's 1 or all 5.
Chair with a swivel. life goals.
Holy goddamn his wife is gorgeous!
crazy how money makes women lower their standards 😂😂😂😂
Which his did, right? I mean he got it with his talent in comedy
his wife is attractive, could find hotter at your local mall
Andy Daniel she looks like shes from outer space
Honestly I would say I’m a decently attractive girl and I always thought this guy was really hott! But I may not think that if he wasn’t so funny so idk.
can I get a wife as cool as her? lol
no
become famous.
TJ sell me some weed
grandpa, stop.
Me too.
TJ is next level MJ. Tjiruana.
Anyone who needs it let me know.
Yes. May i have two needles of your finest cannabis please.
VICELAND: May I suggest that you make a doc about Stobe the HOBO. Then produce a film called STOBE featuring TJ Miller as Stobe. Seriously!!
Dude, that is an incredible idea.
“She’s kinda dancing she’s drunk she’s got her drink, she feels free. You can see it in her. She’s got that freedom. That self-conscious empty constantly self-criticizing freedom” lol idk why that made me laugh so hard
"Cool bro you smoke weed?"
"Fuck yeah I work at ABC Family."
100% that would be me
Dang.....MMMrs Miller
nah mean
Is fucking scared of the outdoors apparently. Weird faced transparent chick.
Damn, these two seem like the coolest married couple ever. Marriage goals
I don't think he ever has to act in any role he plays. He's just himself.
its like im watching deadpool right now. He doesn't change at all
Donny, were you even listening to the Dude's story?
this video gave me epilepsy
His house looks like he moved in last week.
But you know he's been there for years.
The end is goals.
TJ ROCKS! I could listen to him tell stories for days! Lol
i really wish i could watch the video but those flashing colors really can make someone have a seizure. just so yall know
I want a soulmate that’ll crash coconut water bottles on my head🥺🥺
when the wife comes in hes basically giving a big old "mic drop"
Real question: Is his wife a cyborg of some sort?
Yes. I am 010011100011101 ( bite me )
Yup
Wow TJ, good work, keep it up
proud of you
How can there be a show called PARTY LEGENDS that doesn’t feature me? I’m Partyboy Danny!
I think only a lunatic like TJ can combat the insanity of a redhead. It works.
that girl definitely tries highjacking the moment a little bit, you can even see how annoyed TJ is when she sits down
I have watched that Gaunt gaint footed floozy flop around on on many dance floors in working in Vegas. You are lucky Pairs only gave you the brush. 😉
The most amazing part of this story/video is that TJ Miller has a wife.....who is hot.....who was with him before he was famous.....and tolerates his bullshit. This is really blowing my mind right now.
This is like the new dad bod... The "I've given in to laziness and indulgence bod." Hollywood where are the healthy funny people? lol #JoeRogan
"Rhinoceros Tusks" LMAO
Everyone is talking about how pretty his wife is, can we maybe give her some mad respect for her personality. She is so cool!
if this was just an elaborate advertisement for vita coconut waters, it worked... 'cause now, all I'm thinking about is drinking a Coco Café® Vanilla Latte Coconut Water.
Winter in Hollywood isn't cold at akl
People in Southern California are complete fucking pussies about weather, they put on jackets when it's 60 degrees.
+psycold lol I can tan in 69 degree weather in Ohio
At 2:58 "I'm not an idiot". Really? Call in fake bomb threats lately??
This needs a seizure warning
So that's Miss Miller.....
Damn that chick was mesmerizing. That hair and her eyes... oh yeah.
nice product placement
Is that a joint by his drink?
oh yeah mate
YES
off course it is
no, it's crack
I think it might be heroin
Cool man... do you smoke weed? Fuck yeah I do, I'm on ABC family.
Let's hope his wish will become true, and he will dance in Paris !
Best time for vacation is around May, I think.
Meanwhile everyone else was trying to dance with his wife. Dime stunner...
TJ Miller doesn't know what nonplussed means.
MehmetOezil it can be a synonym for nonchalant in America. basically means unbothered
@@cstubbssubs7746 there's a difference between a synonym, and a word being mistakingly used as a synonym. nonplussed means perplexed; confused. nowhere does it mean nonchalant, despite the fact a lot of people make that mistake.
Do "The time TJ Miller called in a fake bomb threat and groped a girl."
who is the illustrator?
Me. Thanks.
that strobe background killed the video dont do that again viceland please
Lol he has a little mirror of coke next to his joint and drink.
no
Nahh you may be too young to know this, but once upon a time you could smoke inside and since you don't have grass or dirt to ash into in your house, they would have these ashtrays, which are just trays specifically for ash.
So that's what the round thing is that you think is a little mirror.
visigothic67 uh huh. I smoke an ounce per week indoors so I'm aware of what an ash tray looks like. That could certainly be one. I only saw it in the clip before he blocked it again with his drink at around 4:47 and it looked like a thin mirror'd dish with white powder that has been collected near one side. It could certainly be a lighting illusion, but his whole setup seemed more hilarious with a little mirror in there.
i was looking for a mirror for so long.... thats 100% an ashtray
+supernewuser no you don't. You're 14 and lying on the internet about what drugs you do
TJ is fan-fucking-tastic
"the eiffel tower is closed "
And when he physically assaulted a cab driver what a duchuee
aww I ❤️ his wife
This the dude from the Trojan commercial?
She will take him for half.
I'd love to party with TJ Miller. Seems like a cool dude. And his wife looks like she was dipped in pretty sauce! Good stuff right here.
I love this dude. He kills everything he's in. His session on Hot Ones comes to mind.
What about train rides?
Do more TJ videos! I'll listen to this guy talk about almost anything.
I'm not that familiar with TJ, but I'll say two things for him: He's a good storyteller, because he was able to pull a lot of entertainment out of an event where not a lot actually happened. That's a compliment, not a knock: There's a knack to being able to find the humour in places where others wouldn't see it and he has it.
Secondly, wow, the wife/gf. At first I was thought "wow fella, you hit above your weightclass on that one", but then I kept watching and you can kinda see they're vibing off each other and they just have that natural chemistry good couples have, so even though we just got a brief view of it, I'll go as far as to say they seem like a cute couple. Like, they're pretty much finishing each other sentences here.
"Rhinocerous tusks"? Guys, lay off the cocaine.
Paris Hilton watches this clip.......see's T.J.'s girl..........feels deeeeeep regret.
hotWIFE
This guy is like The Dude if he was a dousche
Wow...6 minutes of my life I'll never back. Cool story bro! 👎🏼
I'm dating a stripper...well she thinks we're dating anyway... Two weeks in and not a day without arguing. I'm probably gonna marry this girl. just thought I'd share that's all...
Arguments are very good for relationships. If you find that person who can stick it out and argue fairly, you really got something.Good luck with the relationship, you need to be not the jealous type.
Don't marry a stripper fool. Or at least wait a long time before you do, make sure shes real and not chasing a payday.
drtrolish ooh she ain't chasing a pay day this way lol lmao
member berries She knows and don't think she thinks you guys are dating! She's probably playing you. Lol I wanna know what happens
U ever get married
This video came out the same date (excluding the year) as the emoji movie. Which is a film TJ plays in.
I was at that party, it was definitely winter solstice.
Youuu look like the bad Thor 💫
This guy as a whole just depresses me idk why mainly his voice though, just depressing 🤦🏾♂️
Why TJ lookin like 2Chainz for?
Just went hollywood party, hooked up w paris hilton..no big deal...not i wasn't one of the lucky 3 dudes that night. Bleep.
wtf. I thought he was ripped or some shite. He doesnt look this fat in the movies and shows
he kinda does tho...
He's actually slimmer in this video than his character in Silicon Valley. His belly PROTRUDES in that show.
I like you Will, you're funny funny, and your 'wife' reminds me of Paris Hiltinn. Shake and Bake dude, shake,,,,,,,and,,,,,,,,,,bake.................
TJ Miller looks like if Molly Ringwald was a 35 year old man.
"Eric Bachman your refrigerator is running" **Jing Xiang voice
Nice fucking wife! Awesome TJ. I love seeing guys like you get ahead in career and love life.
tj miller is not funny in the least
BLUEGENE13 reading the apple products terms and conditions would give me more laughs than listening to tj miller tell jokes
@@jordanpeakofficial
But some how he seemed to get a wife you could only wish for and gets PAID he makes more per movie / show than you'll ever make so he must b doing something rite
I wonder how many seizures this video triggered lol, should really put a disclaimer on it
Hello 👋.. As you 🙍can see 👀I'm an Emoji 😀. A "Meh"🙄, to be exact. Anywho... It's my pleasure to announce 📣our first movie 🎥.. Yay... It's almost too thrilling for words🆒. So bring a family 💏. It doesn't have to be your family 👥. The Emoji 😀Movie🎥. So I told management 🙇, "I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS! THESE LIGHTS🔦, I'M MELTIN' IN HERE!" This is such a load of-- Uuuuuuuuhhh... No, go ahead, finish that sentence.
I think I'm having a stroke. Damn those lights tho
I like how he lives humble
Peacock feathers are INCREDIBLY masculine. Those feathers only grow on the males as a display of their overwhelming masculinity.
"Trump 2020!" Good for you, TJ faRty! Trump is the best!!!
BTW dummy, @ 1:54. youre using "nonplussed" in the wrong way. It means "No more!," in French, as in "This is too amazing! I'm blown away, and I just cant take anymore!!"