The Dark Truth About Tank Fish
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- Опубліковано 5 сер 2024
- For those who seek it, the truth behind the man may be more literally dark than metaphorically.
Chapters:
0:00-0:35 Intro
0:35-5:01 Part 1: Personal History
5:01-7:20 Part 2: The Conspiracy
7:20-8:01: Outro
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I'd like to know that too. Did the IRS finally found me out?
bro got a dark truth
Yes. i think the Tax Kollecter is going to kill you
Bro just pay your income tax 💀💀💀💀💀
the dark truth is revealed!!
This is going to affect the fishing season
i am literally crying and shaking rn i cant believe tank fish is loyal to the botswanaian government and secretly a federal officer himself
Ikr
do u even watch till the end stop being dumb
He is also a pedophile
💀
@@kostyantyn536 L flag
I have something to share. I was one of the commanders during the battle of Panama in 1989. One of my generals is Tank Fish. I can say that he committed unimaginably amount of war crimes. The US government wanted him to get demoted or the CIA will take him. But since he was one of our best generals, we cover him up to the Federal Bureau of Investigations. But the story doesn't finish. I hope I can tell all the stories from when Tank Fish was one of my rookies in Siege of Ma'ara to the war on Slovakia.
Funny how nobody replied
@@IdioticGooberroFunny how you thought you did something on a 5 month old comment
tankfish being a war criminal, who wouldve thought? :P
I genuienly can't tell if your being serious or not.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I think I have a theory too. What if all your friends that gave you game suggestions were also giving tank fish the same suggestions so you guys would have an unintentional battle over videos?
it would be cool if this were the case
@foxytv gaming the chances are zero, it's fa-
XD
That's what I'm saying.
you guys uh did watch the video right? its satire
this will heavily affect the production of fishing items and the fishing industry
True
drop this cab man a like
this is not good for us fishermen around the world
not my money source
The trout population may never recover
The true "coincidence" is how this was released the same day all the stuff on Tank Fish was.
Well if this was skits attempt at canceling him, posting it on the day of drama would benefit him.
@@KunkyStuwartit was a meme video though…
Yeah I am really confused about that
@@KunkyStuwart youre special man
This is the true definition of “they got us in the first half”
This video is an absolute gold mine. Please consider doing more comedic skits such as this.
hah, skits.
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hahahehohahohahahehehahahohahhehahahho
I genuinely lost it at the "nuclear codes"
On some days it’s vanilla some days its kinky some days its just sex timey liney
Someone should rank them ;)
i never knew what they were
@@wock3643 I know one guy
@@trollman5457 Really?
This was the last we heard of Skit Gaming before he was kidnapped by the Botswanan government and tortured to death.
Cubert the communist
@Content_enjoyer 🤯
@@septicbooger *FBI OPEN UP*
@Content_enjoyer 💀💀💀💀
@@VERGILGASM 😈
I almost thought he was for real until he got to the mind control
I knew he was joking at this point.
To me all the comments said the most bizarre stuff so I just made a good guess that this was a joke lol
thank god I read this comment right as I was about to watch the video
despite always knowing of tankfishes criminal history and his involvement in the bombing of pearl harbour as well as the tragity that was the tomato town massacre but i would never believe that tankfish would do such a thing
absolutely appalling
This will be so emotional I can already feel the fish coming inside me
🤨
🤔
So true
The Rock would like to raise his eyebrow at you
🤨
While watching I felt really powerful, like i could take on anyone. I felt like the power of Skit was coming inside of me!
🤨📸📸📸
AY PAUSE MAN PAUSE
Bro
Its the power hot?
minute a Wait
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Most relatable comment on this video
@@triggerlii it is indeed
I remember John X Tank Fish Criminality collab...that's why this comment is relevant.
Ok
militant sucks
as soon as he said “tank fish must be using a fast paced editing style to hypnotize his viewers” i knew this guy is either crazy or trolling
actually that editing tactic is used in coco melon and hypnotizes children so hmmm?
@@stranger2642 wait whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
its an actual thing@@Tyfor
Bro is prob gonna troll :skull:
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ❤️🎉
As person watched tank fish for over a year this will be amazing
Wait, wrong person, sorry
I had first seen tank fish when he had around 30k subs
dude i CANNOT believe tankfish said that, and also when he said at 6:59 "taiwan is a country" what was he even saying... what a monster.
Btw this video is a joke
@@Tylerplays897 so is this comment
i cant believe this, he has been tank fish this whole time, this is truly the tank fish moment
For me this is really hard on who I should pick. I have currently been a fan of tankfish and you for a couple of years, but you do have a lot of good points about this.
Edit: I thought for a second all of this was real, lol.
So you commented this without even watching the full video? 💀
@@GDgabe I watched around half of it and for a moment I thought the whole video was gonna be like the first half.
@@The_Woodland_Warfare_Guy makes sense
Wait why do i feel like i saw you in my dream. Thats not the first time it happen!
I have no idea what you are trying to say but at least use proper grammar.
Edit: That's what happens when you try to be anywhere near a grammar Nazi.
At the beggining i kinda of thought this was an actual exposed video but then it just got so wacky i instantly knew it was a joke
how did you get all of that from the coinsidence (idk much about the actual thing) but like, damn...
Bruh how do you come up with this, gold!!
Have you looked up the nuclear codes on there own, they tend to reveal a lot about him
tank fish has been exposed as a pedo
How to you look up or put the nuclear codes
@@zayneparden7565 no
Yeah, reveals that he has _TRASH TASTE!_
*OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!*
@@guestb8389 Podcast
Finally a worthy opponent, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
thx for the shout out of the cl and the fact i only found this today is very intresting
Imagine it was about some military tank called "Tank Fish" as some kind of tank and submarine combo
How can the whole universe recover after this
That also happened to me too, I would find a really cool game that isnt mainstream, would play, thinking of recording and he would upload a video exaxtly of the same game 5 days after
Same i was thinking about making a video about Escape SpongeBob eating sand obby and TankFish made a video on it I CANT BELIEVE IT
@@YourLocalCommenter0 Ig the Roblox algorith is really Basic
I was also gonna make a video on Benedict Cumberbatch tycoon guess wta happen
Its like mid night here for me and your thumbnail jump scared me
“If that sounds too intense for you, turn back now.”
“The layers of this video are not for your kind.”
“Turn back, or you will face the dark truth behind Tankfish.”
“You choice has been made, human.”
“And by the righteous hand of the UA-cam algorithm, I shall rend you apart.”
Skit: You took everything from me
Tank fish: I don’t even know who you are
The skull emoji (how will this affect the tanking season)
I'm going to raid one of your raids... try and stop me
7:22 While u guys are questioning each other about Tank fish I'm more confused about what the hell did skit do to that Spartan Armor plate. And what level is it?
Level “III+,” hit it with .223 and .308 in order to test the spall protection. I’ll make a vid about the results someday, probably on my second channel
This will drastically effect fishing season
I watch every single one of Tank Fish’s videos , yet I never knew the dark truth.
You think this is real?
@@beashufrancis3760 no it was a joke.
I can't believe he would betray us to the Botswanan feds fr fr.
Bro I was so surprised too, like damn, he was really connected to those feds 🗿🔫
what are not talking about what he did in his discord server?
Is that why he censored most of his nuke codes at the end of his old uploads?
how will this affect the fishing season
Drastically
this is a disaster for fishermen around the world
@@solaist fr!
cl fishing division ( aka cab ) will still be able to fish so its fine
people will stop fishing to watch this
this video was soo intense that tankfish turned into blackfish
Is a video exposing skit gaming going to go up on tanks channel?
I honestly would love if these two would actually colab with each other, both are incredibly good youtubers and both clearly have the same game intrests
The fact that botswana's cote of arms literly has the word dick in romanian on it made me laugh uncontrolably
I can’t belive that I was the real tank fish all along!
THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS BOTH MADE ISLE VIDEOS LIKE JUST NOW
Thank you for enlightening me on this situation. I will NEVER and I mean NEVER watch or even SPEAK of him ever again.
You know this is satire right
Omg i can't believe tank fish would do this
Trying to cancel tank fish is like trying to break metal punching it , it doesnt matter how much you punch it , it will not break.
You know that this is a joke?
look what he did docs.google.com/document/d/1uWoHvxr9oM3GpCwVRPnATT8WMHbilmUOWa2RgRGxerk/edit
@@5thVecuALT bros getting cancelled for posting 177013💀💀💀
@@luftwaffle3766 dude did you even read the whole document?
@@5thVecuALT
Yes
im watching tank fish either way
As a person from Botswana, the DIS is at my door after watching this
This will heavily affect both any future wars and the fishing season.
I Liked when he said "TankFish is Tank Fishing" that surely Hit Hard 🤧🤧
Damn it's almost like if 2 people create similar content, they'll stumble upon similar games 🤯
That’s not the case. Tank man has been revealed to be a secret government employee using his UA-cam channel to spread toxic neurons of alien hibernations into the human mind. He’s controlling the masses of millions of aliens and is working with the cia to destroy any minorities left in this world.
Damn its almost like if someone doesn’t watch the entire video they wont figure out that its satire 🤯
r/woooooooooooooooooosh
@@apersoniguesslol doesnt work
@@thebananagod69 wdym-
bro I thought this was serious then mans pulls out the nuke codes and i started wheezing
i got this video reccomended to me right above the premiere of his new video
Lets be real guys
We all knew Tank Fish was a treat to society and an insane person who would rule the Earth if possible
Thats why we love him, all hail Tank Fish!
May the Chaos legion dosnt end
From Brazil
I can respect this comment
@@Jackling_Shoebillian_Jr. Yes
come to brazil1!1!!
Kid empires supports the chaos legion
Since i don't care the dark truth behind him, i simply love his video, he makes me laugh and cry so much
its a joke, both skit and tank fish are taking it as a joke. why cant you?
@@kzlmao Yeak ik that it's a joke bro
Jesus Christ that thumbnail is the first thing I see in your channel
Skit, you should cover a roblox game called "Guts & Blackpowder". Its basically blood and iron with zombies! The description is as follows:
"Guts & Blackpowder is a game taking place during the Napoleonic Wars with the undead rising from the ground. A group of survivors must hold out against the horde, only armed with muskets and swords."
This is so goddamn funny
Wait what about my boy tank fish now D:
Dont worry its cap
Bruhh at first i thought something really was going on there but in the end it got so absurd that it only could have been a joke
Tank fish be like : hi I'm TankFish and I like to give kids PTSD in funny Lego game
The Dank Truteh Abaut Toes Cish
this is a case of an absurd amount of skill issue
tank just has a good game chair
This is a joke video
@@Uncle228exactly
Bruh, fucking scaring me in the middle of the night with that thumbnail
I just want to know what is that black among us on his back and this showd up
Oh boy I hope that this is not a controversy.
(it is)
@@enjoyer9542 oh boy what is it about
i was expecting something serious but this is just funny
I just enjoy the nutshells he makes I didn't know the dark truth
i cant see the date but when was this posted
Jan 1st 2023
sounds like 3nd propaganda to me
It is
Those skill issue mfs still think we were hacking💀💀💀💀
obviously 3nd propaganda
FR
GET THIS MAN A TRUE
Now we wait until tankfish posts a reaction video
I thought this was all serious until the edit at the end. Very interesting Conspiracy, You should seriously write a Sc-Fi or something It will be cool.
i think he may of sent porn to minors (i got this from lots of people)
bruh u added that on the end?
It's worse about nuke codes, they are about the suggestive materials
The r34 beat your meat website
I love the R34 beat your meat website
Ngl, if this guy exctaully makes a sunnv2 ish vid, then he earnes my respect
Sp glad that my video was seen in the bleeding blades scrolling part 🥶🥶🥶🥶
But how will this affect the stock market??
Here before Cl shows up
We is already here lmao
Were legit just laughing our asses off
@@Jackling_Shoebillian_Jr. imagine being so dedicated to a roblox group you defend pedophiles
@@realhuman4396 now show me proof they even are pedophiles in the first place and don't even fucking mention Kronii because that's the most obvious fucking answer and her ass got banned
I know this is off topic, but i am starving myself to lose weight.
who are you again
Probably not a good idea
@@SkitGaming Worst things can happen buddy, for example, people gonna spam L on your comments.
@@mick.tecorrptfiustbot1785 the algorithm favors comments
Stop eating completely
I have a recomendation for you
there is a quite skill based game on Roblox
Anomalous Activities:First Contact
its pretty much dead by having from (70-100 daily players)
if you are interested into making a video i would be quite happy as the game will recieve more attentions as its quite underrated, but its no suprise as to why, its not begginer friendly and not having someone to explain the game could make the experience quite literally unplayable
The Thumbnail is keeping me up at night
That's a nice agruement skit gaming why not back it up with a source.
🤓
@@SkitGaming”My source is that i made it up”
Tank Fish, glorious defender of lolicons 💀
found the 3nd member
@@solaist zep wars not 3nd, literally everybody knows that image now
@@solaist skull emoji
forgot some of the ZW community hates tank’s dick
Well tank was right.
Whenever I see a tank fish video and get mad, it’s not because of this video, it’s because I haven’t watched a single one of his videos and somehow UA-cam thinks I like his content
You know that tank is doing a collaboration for the cruciator one right?
HE'S BLACK 😱😱😱
well the fact he makes videos abt the same game shortly after yours can be just him taking inspiration from your vids, also he doesn't copy them as far as i am aware and he makes original content and most importantly: his content is fun, i like watching him escpecially when he plays combat games
That thumbnail looks exactly like Tank Fish’s thumbnails.
He could use that for a thumbnail for one of his videos and we wouldn’t tell the difference.
Is skit actually clueless about the nuke codes?
Who's idea was to create tank fish thumbnail like that?
TankFish just knows that everyone has a short attention span now so he puts up a picture every second in his videos
6:40, I can finally discover whats inside those nuke codes after Tank Fish censored all of them
I’m confused, is this real or not. What does 7:20 mean
I like after this video came out he blurred every single nuke code
my god i had a heart attack for a second i thought he legit got cancelled for a sec
Little bit do you know that after this video Tank Fish censored all Nuke's code
I don't know Why but for a minute I thought you were being serious