“I have some human teeth” *rolls them on table* “Oh no...you’re gonna have your period in about ten minutes” Can anyone even compete with that level of improv?
@@abbyensslen4050 It was the I Like To Watch episode on Dolly Parton's Heartstrings! Netflix deleted it for some reason, but i'm pretty sure you can find reuploads of it by other people.
I was transported back that episode of SVU where the guy had like 43 kids kids because he thought there needed to be more of him in the world and that he was a blessing.
And the best part is that in the show itself, when it came to the point of actually chatting up a girl, dude had absolutely shit game. Haven't seen a crash that tragic since 9/11.
My best friend past from cancer over a decade ago and this is the ONLY thing I watch that reminds me of our deep connection. I pray to have a friend like that again. No holds barred. Never negative, but could read each other to filth... And just spend that time breaking with laughter. I miss you Karin!!!!
Your relationship sounds like it was truly beautiful! I hope you are doing okay now, and that you will always be able to look back on all the memories with your friend and smile! I'm glad you got to reclaim a sense of that connection through Trixie and Katya 💚💚
@@gooselaughter5149 thank you for the love. To be quite honest, I'm not okay I lost a lot of people after her and I just want to be okay. But I want to reiterate my appreciation for your love and support thank you darling.
@Jacksonvillejess - just wanted to check in and say your comment was really touching. it's amazing to have a friend like that, someone you can just shoot the shit with and always feel secure around. finally found that in my current bf. and i hope you find, or have already found, someone who makes you feel like karin did. i lost my grandma to cancer some months back, in november of last year. there were a lot of moments, between the empty feeling, where it sank in. seeing a sweater of hers that she wore in a photo; realizing she can't see spring coming this year; wishing i could see her smile. but i know i have the chance to see her again, eventually. and you and karin have a chance to meet again too, i think. this was longer than i anticipated lol - hopefully that didn't ruin your mood or anything. i wish you well
Initially I thought Dolly might have taken issue with how filthy it is and gotten it removed but after a Google it seems it breached Netflix's enterprise agreement with the film company.
Trixie kicking her iridescent heels in front of the camera while cackling about paranormal activity in her daisy outfit is honestly my aesthetic beautifully personified
when trixie was talking ab straight pr0n..... omfg she was so right its LITERALLY psycho its scary like- let that poor girl breathe she doesnt get paid enough to get her torso obliterated while not bein able to breathe
That guy at 1:50 talking about spreading his seed and shit was on Top Model and he's now a super conservative Christian. I had argument on Instagram with him about being ignorant and I eventually blocked him because he was so annoying
Literally crying from laughing so hard. When Trixie said “Alexa chop off my dick” my Alexa must have heard because she responded “sorry, I can’t find any devices called my dick” absolutely SCREECHING
I don't know why, but every time I watch this video, Trixie saying "looks like you're gonna have a really bad rash tomorrow, because I'm about to FUCKING DIP YOU in full coverage liquid" fucking obliterates me.
Trix: *Serious discussion about being a professional drag queen and the kind of responsibility and work it takes* Katya: *splayed like a brain dead smeagol* hEy tWiXiE
Trixie: “If they meet at the airport I’m gonna throw up.” Generic British Straight Girl #5: “I’m guessing he’s on his way to the airport.” Trixie: *Screeches off screen* Literally one of my fave moments lmaooo. Something about her not being seen while screaming is hysterical to me.
19:18 "I hope every girl who ever screamed when the teacher turned the lights out is dead." Laughed too hard at this (I'm a teacher). Usually my students are like, "Oh sweet Jesus, thank you, she's going to shut up and show a movie or something."
True story: When I was in 4th grade I was a little bit like Lindsay Lohan's character from Mean Girls, bc it was my first year at public school and I had no idea of their strange ways. One day all the girls were screaming and a few were crying and some were giggling maniacally. I stepped up to see what all the commotion was about. They told me this "Bloody Mary" character would come out of the mirror and murder you if you turn around and say her name three times in the dark. They had been pushing girls in to find out if it was true, but none of the girls would do it. They'd just bang on the door, turn on the lights, and cry to get out. I told them that's ridiculous, there's no such thing as Bloody Mary, and I willingly walked inside the dark, empty rest room. They slammed the door and held it shut and screamed "BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY!!!!" I just stood there in the dark because I couldn't find the light switch. I didn't make a single tiny peep because I was honestly too scared to scream. 👀 I don't think they would have heard me screaming over themselves screaming, anyway. I tried to open the door, but I couldn't because they were all holding it closed. So I stopped trying and just waited quietly. Eventually they stopped screaming and got really quiet. Maybe they were wondering if I was dead. I thought they were still holding the door shut. The silence made me panic, so I pushed the door open really hard and it came flying open and slammed against the wall because they had already stopped holding it. They all started screaming again and scattering. I opened that door so hard it coulda come off it's hinges!! I wasn't even trying to scare them, I was just trying to escape the bathroom. But apparently the door flying open scared them shitless. I walked out and the head mean girl asked me: "did you do it?" I lied and said "yes." Then she asked "what happened?" Having regained my cool in the light of day, I just shrugged and said: "nothing." Then the meanest of the mean girls dubbed me the bravest and toughest of all, and therefore her new best friend. I was just like "cool".
I have so much respect for the people filming their shows, like the fact that they can do that without bursting into laughter or feeling like quitting their job is amazing to me
@@echocourtouke I thought calling Santa "Father Noel" was common in Britain. But it turns out I was misinformed. Still, daddy noel is better than Santa.
1:45 I'm a bisexual woman, but if anything in the world were to turn me lesbian, it would be what this man says. Update: I think I'm a lesbian. It's been several months since I watched this, but yep.
“Hot potent dad nut” is the WORST combination of words i’ve ever heard 💀
Why? You know it works! 😂
Functional! Unhh!
that's one of the phrases that made my fiancé cry of laughter and fall in love with me lol he's a dad 😂
I think about it more often than I should
@@JaraelMoonsilverI do too think about hot potent daddy bear nut 🥴
“The whole hawllway smells like cahuuum”
The og video was taken down so whether we like it or not. This video holds gay wisdom. From now on, we are truly bathed in his cahuum.
Truly the best clip of 2020
This one had me laughing for a good while lmao
So iconic.
@@RavanaMuse why did they take it down?! 😑
“The whole hallway smells like cuhm” LMAO
I lost it
Can we talk about how after that was the first time that Trixie has ever laughed like a human? A biological female even?
THIS WAS READ OUT TO ME BY THE SCENE OMG-
It’s never not funny I swear
what movie was that?
i love how trixie's "ariana grande" is just kermit shakira
actually cried laughing at this comment
😂😂😂😂😂 I literally cried and couldn't breathe.
😂
11:40 y'all 🤣🤣🤣
“I have some human teeth” *rolls them on table* “Oh no...you’re gonna have your period in about ten minutes” Can anyone even compete with that level of improv?
Where tf is Katya's Oscar?
Katya is the woman I aspire to be
Where’d you bury the body?
@@MrsPinkyChiChi Do you really need to know?
@@aset2663 the family wants to know. For closure v
I put this on my “mental health” playlist because it single handedly cured my depression
I think I’m gonna leave it on all year! 🤩
good idea
Thats adorable. Glad it helped!
Drag queens are the funniest people alice 🤣😂
Please pleaseeeee link it
Katya: Eating soap
Trixie: Are you eating a fake one?
Katya: Continues to chew
Trixie'd laugh killed me on that one😭
I was screaming internally..
Gotta find out somehow
2mil likes bitch
Just gotta make sure
“the whole hallway smells like cum” is seriously the best moment of these two. the delivery 10/10 the reaction 10/10 so fucking funny to me
dont forget the table rattling omg
I actually almost cried laughing
what is the name of that episode?
@@Tatietho0101 I'm pretty sure it's one of the Dolly Parton specials? I wish I could remember the exact name..
It’s Dolly Parton’s Heartstrings. They removed it off the official channel, but someone on here re-uploaded it.
“I hate us”
*both fly across the couch*
THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN AS FUNNY AS IT WAS HELP
@@jermble _🎶 As It Was~ 🎶_
@@S-CB-SL-Animations fuck now i need an edit
4:52
@@h.c5824 Thank you.
i love when they laugh so hard they just lean over each other and struggle to catch their breaths for like five minutes
I LOVE THAT AS WELL
And when they’re grabbing onto one another💀
So forced
@@rdr6686 you must not watch a lot of drag if you think THAT is forced 😭✋🏾
@Hannah Smith someone can see the fakeness
"Where'd you get such a thing?"
"Gucci :)"
"Really?"
"No :("
Guchi
Asos
N0oOo0Oo
Love how google thinks all these replies are another language
Minute??
Trixie’s bird laugh at 9:42 is giving phantom of the opera 😂
STOPPPP IM DECEASED
HELP 💀
This comment should be getting a lot more traction.
Or that music you'd hear in old cartoons when there's somebody tied to the train tracks
WRETCHEDDDDDDDDD
IT ABSOLUTELY IS
Trixie: “That might be fake sis. Some of these are fake.”
Katya: 👁👄👁
😂
🔵👄🔵
AND THEN SHE CONTINUED CHEWING
The absolute best. 😂😂
That reminds me when Manila was trying to eat a cupcake shaped bathbomb 💀
I love when Trixie KNOWS she got Katya so she simply repeats the line until Katya is rolling on the floor.
“blood fart” 😭
“Breast augmentation…..”
(In British accent) “Sex video”
@@Bpoach630 British!? Lol
I don't think they even know it and it's even funnier
"you don't know what i've got..."
👁️👄👁️
@@djuglyangel the dolly Parton but Netflix archived it, there's other videos of it on UA-cam though
The genuine fear on katya's face when she ate the fake macaron never gets old
She really said 👁️👄👁️
THE WAY HER HAND GOES UP TO HER MOUTH HELP
👁️👄👁️✋💧
I didn’t watch that episode so I never found out if it was fake or not.
I keep replaying that part 😂😂😂😂
I love that they're so unfiltered, even THEY are surprised by what they say.
this compilation is DING DONG
Is this the song inspiration? 😂
ding dong was first introduced to us when they reacted to a netflix show "glow up" 😂
@@ReverseDrive500 The answer is yes...
God I just got Steve Dawson visions
TICK! ❤️
Trixie: "all I want for Christmas is genuine human contact."
2020: lol
Ayyyyy
Right?!?!
This is so good & after 5 seconds I am pouring tears of joy & can't stop admiring their laughter & style & camaraderie.
Fuckkkkkkk😂😂
2021:..... continuity bitch
I love when Trixie repeats her joke to make Katya laugh more
"She eats herself out"
"Blood fart"
"breast augmentation"
“Cmon.. a blood fart~💨 “
“Is this eeehpple? Is this a Maaac?”
"she eats herself out."
*In swedish accent "It's sex video."
These two biological women cure my depression more than my couple of years at therapy
These God-honoring purely biological women are the greatest women to grace the planet
ikr i literally have been happy for the past few weeks ALL bc of them
we're fighting the woke mob by having these 2 biological god-honouring fertile women spread the word of the lord. Amen.
They are biological comedics....funniest BLOKES...put your glasses on.
TRIXIES ARIANA IMPRESSION SOUNDS LIKE KERMIT SHAKIRA IM CRYING
Kermit Shakira lmao I can't-
I was like katya. DYING.
Nah it's accurate arianka grandhi
*snort cry*
🤣🤣🤣💀
The humour of drag queens is like, literally advanced.
Right 😂🤣🤣
Oh my god YES!
i literally cant stop laughing! i love them.
3:24
2:32 fellas, this is advanced humor
I need someone to laugh at my jokes the way Katya is laughing at Trixie's and I'd be happy forever
I need someone to absent-mindedly feel how hot my crotch is from time to time like trixie does for katya and I’d be happy forever
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd kill to have what they have
Ditto, so very happy!
Having a best friend is the most amazing thing ever ❤️
3:27 THE WAY HER HANDS IS SHAKING IS SENDING ME
something about "hillary clinton caught you guys raw doggin' it" never fails to fucking kill me
What is that video though?
@@abbyensslen4050 It was the I Like To Watch episode on Dolly Parton's Heartstrings! Netflix deleted it for some reason, but i'm pretty sure you can find reuploads of it by other people.
My lungs gave out from laughing so hard
“I’m gonna pee on this couch” 😭
“I used to date a bisexual in college and he gave me crabs and we stayed together but then it got WEIRD” is fuckin iconic
wtf
The crabs were bi too
@@kenniesaurus27 This should not have made me laugh as much as it did
The “skinny queens” shaking tea pour and “where’d you bury the body? the family just wants closure” will never not make me snort out loud
Time stamp?
shakey tea pour is 3:23
where'd you bury the body starts at 4:00, but if you want context go to 3:45
just follow the full moon and you will find him.
@@djuglyangel they were watching Dolly Parton's Heartstrings. here's the link to the original video: ua-cam.com/video/j-4k238zRmc/v-deo.html
0:54 Soap
3:46 The Family wants to know
10:31 Jennifer Coolidge
11:42 Kermit the Frog
16:00 Something evil. Something sinister.
Katya’s face when that guy was talking about “spreading his seed” said everything I was thinking.
I was transported back that episode of SVU where the guy had like 43 kids kids because he thought there needed to be more of him in the world and that he was a blessing.
@@missserenity1090 fu&&ing uggggghh
And the best part is that in the show itself, when it came to the point of actually chatting up a girl, dude had absolutely shit game. Haven't seen a crash that tragic since 9/11.
@@missserenity1090 I remember that episode! It has lived rent free in my head ever since!!😭😭
What show is it?? I think I've missed this one D:
"That's not a shark, you blind bitch!" I just died. That's me without my glasses, honest to goodness.
Legit same 😂🤣😭 #ComeThruBlindBatty
2:57
I love when they laugh so hard they just silently wheeze and cling to each other for dear life 😭😭😭 their friendship is EVERYTHING
Ikr I want what they have 😭😭😭
Literally brings me joy
Literally 2:35
@@ALVjpgfrfr 😭😭😭
I have the need to have two friends like them 😂😂😂 I would laugh 99% of the time and be unable to be normal for the rest of my life 😂😂
My best friend past from cancer over a decade ago and this is the ONLY thing I watch that reminds me of our deep connection. I pray to have a friend like that again. No holds barred. Never negative, but could read each other to filth... And just spend that time breaking with laughter. I miss you Karin!!!!
Your relationship sounds like it was truly beautiful! I hope you are doing okay now, and that you will always be able to look back on all the memories with your friend and smile! I'm glad you got to reclaim a sense of that connection through Trixie and Katya 💚💚
@@gooselaughter5149 thank you for the love. To be quite honest, I'm not okay I lost a lot of people after her and I just want to be okay. But I want to reiterate my appreciation for your love and support thank you darling.
❤
@Jacksonvillejess - just wanted to check in and say your comment was really touching. it's amazing to have a friend like that, someone you can just shoot the shit with and always feel secure around. finally found that in my current bf. and i hope you find, or have already found, someone who makes you feel like karin did.
i lost my grandma to cancer some months back, in november of last year. there were a lot of moments, between the empty feeling, where it sank in. seeing a sweater of hers that she wore in a photo; realizing she can't see spring coming this year; wishing i could see her smile. but i know i have the chance to see her again, eventually. and you and karin have a chance to meet again too, i think.
this was longer than i anticipated lol - hopefully that didn't ruin your mood or anything. i wish you well
Why do they need more Jesus? They are bathed in his blood.
And they do their make up in a God honouring way!
BATHED IN HIS BLØØD
Soaked in the solution
Dipped in the divine
Redeemed by the blood of the lamb!
I still don’t know why Netflix deleted the Dolly Parton one and I’m honestly offended and feel very attacked that they would take it away from us.
exactlyyyy!!! it was one of my fav episodes :((
Ohhh I was just looking for it! Thank you for this awful PSA.
THEY DELETED IT? WHAT THATS CRAZY
Initially I thought Dolly might have taken issue with how filthy it is and gotten it removed but after a Google it seems it breached Netflix's enterprise agreement with the film company.
they WHAT
"Its not herpes way up there!" *immediately looks at camera wide eyed*
😂💦
I got an ad after a few frames of that. It was fucking hilarious.
6:18 Trixie just repeating "a blood fart? 🤗" @ Katya fighting for her life
Trixie kicking her iridescent heels in front of the camera while cackling about paranormal activity in her daisy outfit is honestly my aesthetic beautifully personified
Same though
What a beautifully crafted description
16:00
when trixie was talking ab straight pr0n..... omfg she was so right its LITERALLY psycho its scary like- let that poor girl breathe she doesnt get paid enough to get her torso obliterated while not bein able to breathe
its scary fr 😭
@@deimoslyric yes okay i hadnt even thought of that, or you could watch animated cuz yeah then you know
I know straight women who watch gay porn because they hate how aggressive majority of straight porno is. Can’t rlly blame them tbh
@@vergodagoat Ikr 😭
Watching straight p0rn makes me feel physically ill because of how the poor girl is getting her body bended so weirdly, ao3 is my new bestie ngl
I almost forgot they actually sat on the couch together at the beginning of their Netflix show omfao
I miss it :( the energy was off the charts
What Show Is This ?
@@rubyxantana4552 two queens like to watch
@@rubyxantana4552 it's Uhnnnnhhh (I can't spell it)
@@lilRadRidinHood UNHhhh is their other show
8:14 THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA-
underrated quote: "got change for a dollar? fuck me" while katyas straight face continues to watch and Trixie breaks down
MY FAV
That makes me snort laugh so hard every time
It’s in thus video?
It's funny cuz it's usually the reverse
Usually it’s the other way around so it was funny watching Trixie lose her shit 😂
When they just go full on silent laughter I feel it
Dude, their mics are fuckin fire if they can catch the sound of a stomach rumbling with that much clarity.
Pretty sure that was added in post by the editors for comedic effect
@@ettat.3806 Nah it was real, they just made it a bit louder in editing
@@tomi_k2377 i love how ur reply makes it sound like you were there in person
@@lgbtqiarights shhh don't blow my cover
the way katya gagging syncs up w trixies kick at 6:12 is too funny for no reason 😭
Trixie shaking the tea pot while pouring is literally my mental stability rn
Trixie's Ariana Grande impersonation lives rent free in my mind haha
The accuracy though? 🤷🏻♂️
The enunciation is spot on
Kermit the frog realnesss
it's very shakira
@@superhetoric the sound shakira makes when the water is too hot
“Bridge sex, I was about to jump until someone flashed me “
This ended me
11:28 Is so mysterious to me. Like, I have legitimately zero idea what is being said here.
Same and I desperately want to know ASAP
@ReubenWalton it's Blacced, a site purely about black people dominating others
It's blacced
I LOVE HOW TRIXIE JUST SHAKILY POURS THE TEA AT 3:19
That was a fUcKING....MOOD!!! 😭👏
@@mrfish.- it was🤣
The wig with the three ponytails that Katya is wearing makes her look like a drag Isabelle from animal crossing😭 I love it
OH MY GOD SHE IS AND IM LOSING IT
Holy shit-WTF YOURE RIGHT 💀💯
That's it
I'm sold man-
Omg it does 😭
Omg you're right!
3:23
trixie shaking violently while pouring tea is my exact reaction to cishet white women saying shit like skinny queens
“I’m so into vogueing right now”
@@KingOfGaymes AHHHH
Skinny queens is not lgbt culture tho
@@erpmo3326 that's why I said cishet white women not just cishet women
@@anyazikoski4299 sexism and racism!
That guy at 1:50 talking about spreading his seed and shit was on Top Model and he's now a super conservative Christian. I had argument on Instagram with him about being ignorant and I eventually blocked him because he was so annoying
A guy with a breeding fetish becomes a fundamentalist Christian? Quelle surprise 🙄 gross
Ig he did not spread his seed the way he wanted to 😂
@@ad3003 He's now more concerned about spreading his toxic ideology
Literally crying from laughing so hard. When Trixie said “Alexa chop off my dick” my Alexa must have heard because she responded “sorry, I can’t find any devices called my dick” absolutely SCREECHING
REEEEEE
@@brieb4317 why does translating your comment add an e
@@nerveagent1905 lmfao
HELPPPPP
I swear Alexa knows exactly what she was doing 😂😂
Katya: "Can you green-screen me, floating?"
Editors: !!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Trixie: “I don’t like jokes about bodily functions”
Also Trixie: “blood fart... BLOOD FART”
You can tell Katya is extremely educated. I love the way she talks and her references. She’s so sharp and funny ❤
THATS HOW DING DONG WAS CONCEIVED
Honey, watch their glow up episodes on the Netflix yt channel. You won't regret it
@@glowcloudwheatproducts495 thank you 😍
It's not, Look up actor Leslie Phillips & DING DONG !!!!!
_deep sea diving?_
*MAMA, BORN IN THE GAME*
And the underrated:
“Jaws? Agjthdkbtmcgh”
😂😂😂
I have found you lol (hobiesc) hehe
@@yeojinsbug7449 omg gurl :o
im late but akdjakdj
I just walk around my apartment saying “oh, shark in the pussy? I’m there” to myself several times a day.
This is my first watching these two, but I swear, their comedy is at a whole astronomical level above the rest of society. Couldn’t stop cackling.
You need to watch all their shows!! Freaking hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂❤❤
I'm straight, and my GF showed me this, and trust me, I'm laughing my ass off, too
@@TheRealAuxide you need to watch their show UNHhhh, it's hilarious
@@ferrreira What’s it called??
@@ferdferlickiii5206 Their show is called "UNHhhh"
0:17 The fact that once she turned to Katya there was ZERO hesitation about the hand going to the crotch 😭😭😭
*“HOT POTENT DAD NUT. YOU KNOW IT WORKS.”*
*This video is actually much longer because I kept rewinding because this is HILARIOUS‼️*
“Functionaaaal...” 😂
I don't know why, but every time I watch this video, Trixie saying "looks like you're gonna have a really bad rash tomorrow, because I'm about to FUCKING DIP YOU in full coverage liquid" fucking obliterates me.
I come back to this so often that I'm timestamping so I can get to it faster. 12:48
@@ihavetwofaces thank you for the public service
Katya is that friend who repeats the story but doesn’t remember and thinks that the details are new.
Me too, Queen.
Trix: *Serious discussion about being a professional drag queen and the kind of responsibility and work it takes*
Katya: *splayed like a brain dead smeagol* hEy tWiXiE
Why does twixie sound so funny ot me 😭😭😭
This got me so bad 😭😂
bRAIN DEAD SMEAGOL! AAAAAAAA
RIP the Dolly episode , may the hallways forever smell like cuhhHhMm
wait what happened to the Dolly episode?? 😮
What happened to it??
Dolly Parton got offended by the “hallway smells like CUHHMNn” part and got it removed
For realz 😲
@@jellolegboy2694 omg for
real ??? 😳
Trixie: “If they meet at the airport I’m gonna throw up.”
Generic British Straight Girl #5: “I’m guessing he’s on his way to the airport.”
Trixie: *Screeches off screen*
Literally one of my fave moments lmaooo. Something about her not being seen while screaming is hysterical to me.
Nah that generic North American girl who doesn't know how to do a British accent
@@themedia1271 You right.
19:18 "I hope every girl who ever screamed when the teacher turned the lights out is dead." Laughed too hard at this (I'm a teacher). Usually my students are like, "Oh sweet Jesus, thank you, she's going to shut up and show a movie or something."
Just imagine its a math test and youre just quizing your students in the dark to see how genius they are lol
Yes, yes we are
God bless. Bless your messy public school system lives.
Literally every girl did that when I was in school. Trixie summed up my feelings in a nutshell. 😂
True story: When I was in 4th grade I was a little bit like Lindsay Lohan's character from Mean Girls, bc it was my first year at public school and I had no idea of their strange ways. One day all the girls were screaming and a few were crying and some were giggling maniacally. I stepped up to see what all the commotion was about. They told me this "Bloody Mary" character would come out of the mirror and murder you if you turn around and say her name three times in the dark. They had been pushing girls in to find out if it was true, but none of the girls would do it. They'd just bang on the door, turn on the lights, and cry to get out. I told them that's ridiculous, there's no such thing as Bloody Mary, and I willingly walked inside the dark, empty rest room. They slammed the door and held it shut and screamed "BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY!!!!" I just stood there in the dark because I couldn't find the light switch. I didn't make a single tiny peep because I was honestly too scared to scream. 👀 I don't think they would have heard me screaming over themselves screaming, anyway. I tried to open the door, but I couldn't because they were all holding it closed. So I stopped trying and just waited quietly. Eventually they stopped screaming and got really quiet. Maybe they were wondering if I was dead. I thought they were still holding the door shut. The silence made me panic, so I pushed the door open really hard and it came flying open and slammed against the wall because they had already stopped holding it. They all started screaming again and scattering. I opened that door so hard it coulda come off it's hinges!! I wasn't even trying to scare them, I was just trying to escape the bathroom. But apparently the door flying open scared them shitless. I walked out and the head mean girl asked me: "did you do it?" I lied and said "yes." Then she asked "what happened?" Having regained my cool in the light of day, I just shrugged and said: "nothing." Then the meanest of the mean girls dubbed me the bravest and toughest of all, and therefore her new best friend. I was just like "cool".
11:45 I CANT BREATHE
trixie: i hate pees poops and farts
also trixie: B L O O D F A R T
“I need a 45 minute nap to process that.” Me when my annoying coworkers talk to me.
Yep
Trixie: "That might be fake sis,"
Katya: *suprised pikachu face*
"a reaction, kind of allergic, but in a good way"
*the sheer chaos that are these two-*
“Do your Ariana grande impersonation”
“næėwäyänœnæh”
That's pretty apt, actually.
2:53 Trixie’s eyelashes are so big they look like sun glasses lmao 😆
I would give this a f a t like but it’s at 69
It’s criminal how underrated this comment is-
😂😂
OMG
@@chaoticgaybirb2734 I don’t wanna like it’s at 420 😭😭
Owen Dale it’s at 443 now ur good 👌
This is the perfect compilation. Bless you.
💕✨
I’ve watched it on repeat😂💛
"He shits through a wicker basket"
Like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet.
3:26 Trixie maniacally pouring the tea is the ultimate ✨ chaotic energy ✨
"All I want for Christmas is genuine human contact" Felt that
Everyone in quarantine be like
😂 LOL
"He shits through a wicker basket,"
- Trixie 2020
"and what? It's easter every day"
I have so much respect for the people filming their shows, like the fact that they can do that without bursting into laughter or feeling like quitting their job is amazing to me
I honestly will say the Dolly Parton and the spinning out are definitely my all time two favorite episodes of this series
I cried with laughter watching those two episodes the first time. And the second time
Same!! But what happened to the Dolly Parton episode? I feel so sad, I can’t find find
@@ameliastephens8422 It was made private! I wanted to watch it yesterday and found out. So sad!
Mine too!
@@glowcloudwheatproducts495 funny u say that i always watch i like to watch at least monthly
When you find that person in life that you can laugh at EVERYTHING with, you have found your soulmate and it is a magical thing
In Germany we call Santa “Weihnachtsmann”
*that translates to Christmas man*
Still better than Daddy Noel of the Brits.
CHRISTMAS MAN
CHRISTMAS MAN
CHRISTMAS MAN
@@hotthoddy5880 lol what
@@hotthoddy5880 i'm british, we don't say that. unless you mean another brit I'm confused. but I am considering saying daddy noel from now on
@@echocourtouke I thought calling Santa "Father Noel" was common in Britain. But it turns out I was misinformed. Still, daddy noel is better than Santa.
The way Katya says "got change for a dollar" and Trixie just emotionally collapses 😅👏👏👏
“That might be fake, sis.”
Kayta:
👁👄👁
“I was crying in the bathtub with Burger King” “Get my bag of human teeth” Katya is point by point everything I have ever been.
The human teeth comment broke me 😂😂😂😂
1:45 I'm a bisexual woman, but if anything in the world were to turn me lesbian, it would be what this man says. Update: I think I'm a lesbian. It's been several months since I watched this, but yep.
THIS IS SO FUNNY WHAT
mf's energy was so rancid it turned you gay 💀
🎉
happy pride girl 🏳️🌈
@@kyo04687 Thanks! Happy Pride to you too! 🏳️🌈
Trixie repeating her jokes to Katya to make her laugh more and Trixie's Ariana impersonation never fail to get me, like sis it is so funny
"SAT scores" when Ru is crying is SOOOO GOOD
It gets me every time
8:14 katya looking straight into The camera like the office is the funniest shit i swear
The “hallway smells like cum” part has me literally crying from laughter every time I watch it😂
Favourite people on UA-cam💕
That will never not be funny!
What movie were they watching?? Netflix took that episode down!
@@TaylorMMontgomery i went to go watch it right after seeing the clip and was so let down when it was literally the only video they removed :(
It was Heartstrings by Dolly Parton.
@@TaylorMMontgomery aw I wonder why!!
4:28 *Katya starts giving birth
Trixie: 😨
"all I want for Christmas is genuine human contact" literally me
Join the crowd.
“If they meet at the airport I’m gonna throw up.”
“He’s probably on his way to the airport right now -“
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
thank you so much i havent paid attention to that one and now im replaying those 5 seconds for 15 minutes and laughing like crazy
Katya staying literally STONE still to the point Trixie has to ask if her cam froze is life
"Are you frozen?"
Katya: 🦵 👁 👅 👁 🦵
Trixie shakily pouring tea in the cup is my mental health trying to make it through all these shitty years
2:19 "hey twixie 👁️👅👁️"
Trixie's lashes poking though her frames when she wears glasses (around 17:00) are giving me everything I need.