Trixie and Katya moments that NEED JESUS (the shequel)

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  • @staby3956
    @staby3956 Рік тому +4625

    “Hot potent dad nut” is the WORST combination of words i’ve ever heard 💀

    • @toriallen8874
      @toriallen8874 9 місяців тому +158

      Why? You know it works! 😂

    • @Mauricio0973
      @Mauricio0973 8 місяців тому +101

      Functional! Unhh!

    • @TheMrsLunatic
      @TheMrsLunatic 7 місяців тому +58

      that's one of the phrases that made my fiancé cry of laughter and fall in love with me lol he's a dad 😂

    • @JaraelMoonsilver
      @JaraelMoonsilver 7 місяців тому +21

      I think about it more often than I should

    • @BiggerBear
      @BiggerBear 5 місяців тому

      @@JaraelMoonsilverI do too think about hot potent daddy bear nut 🥴

  • @fransherrie8052
    @fransherrie8052 4 роки тому +10969

    “The whole hawllway smells like cahuuum”

    • @RavanaMuse
      @RavanaMuse 4 роки тому +453

      The og video was taken down so whether we like it or not. This video holds gay wisdom. From now on, we are truly bathed in his cahuum.

    • @lukej1584
      @lukej1584 4 роки тому +80

      Truly the best clip of 2020

    • @SadieAtCollege
      @SadieAtCollege 4 роки тому +67

      This one had me laughing for a good while lmao

    • @michaelmeir-wright6204
      @michaelmeir-wright6204 3 роки тому +7

      So iconic.

    • @theyoshow
      @theyoshow 3 роки тому +10

      @@RavanaMuse why did they take it down?! 😑

  • @samsnothavingit2788
    @samsnothavingit2788 3 роки тому +15487

    “The whole hallway smells like cuhm” LMAO

    • @nebkhafreamun501
      @nebkhafreamun501 3 роки тому +87

      I lost it

    • @moltencandlecrab
      @moltencandlecrab 3 роки тому +266

      Can we talk about how after that was the first time that Trixie has ever laughed like a human? A biological female even?

    • @mailin7047
      @mailin7047 3 роки тому +42

      THIS WAS READ OUT TO ME BY THE SCENE OMG-

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 роки тому +48

      It’s never not funny I swear

    • @bonbonS1969
      @bonbonS1969 3 роки тому +7

      what movie was that?

  • @teetaloo
    @teetaloo 7 місяців тому +1609

    i love how trixie's "ariana grande" is just kermit shakira

  • @MouthsLikSdwndrMisls
    @MouthsLikSdwndrMisls 3 роки тому +24704

    “I have some human teeth” *rolls them on table* “Oh no...you’re gonna have your period in about ten minutes” Can anyone even compete with that level of improv?

    • @aset2663
      @aset2663 3 роки тому +614

      Where tf is Katya's Oscar?

    • @crumblemuffin1257
      @crumblemuffin1257 3 роки тому +472

      Katya is the woman I aspire to be

    • @MrsPinkyChiChi
      @MrsPinkyChiChi 3 роки тому +245

      Where’d you bury the body?

    • @aset2663
      @aset2663 3 роки тому +100

      @@MrsPinkyChiChi Do you really need to know?

    • @MrsPinkyChiChi
      @MrsPinkyChiChi 3 роки тому +178

      @@aset2663 the family wants to know. For closure v

  • @WestTexasGothic
    @WestTexasGothic 4 роки тому +14091

    I put this on my “mental health” playlist because it single handedly cured my depression

    • @rage3475
      @rage3475 4 роки тому +65

      I think I’m gonna leave it on all year! 🤩

    • @Javii1
      @Javii1 4 роки тому +21

      good idea

    • @lonelyronin2428
      @lonelyronin2428 3 роки тому +18

      Thats adorable. Glad it helped!

    • @fatallove2570
      @fatallove2570 3 роки тому +32

      Drag queens are the funniest people alice 🤣😂

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 3 роки тому +4

      Please pleaseeeee link it

  • @daniela1206
    @daniela1206 4 роки тому +14928

    Katya: Eating soap
    Trixie: Are you eating a fake one?
    Katya: Continues to chew

  • @allyosandra3252
    @allyosandra3252 2 роки тому +15275

    “the whole hallway smells like cum” is seriously the best moment of these two. the delivery 10/10 the reaction 10/10 so fucking funny to me

    • @allyosandra3252
      @allyosandra3252 2 роки тому +367

      dont forget the table rattling omg

    • @gruajamace
      @gruajamace 2 роки тому +170

      I actually almost cried laughing

    • @Tatietho0101
      @Tatietho0101 Рік тому +35

      what is the name of that episode?

    • @Im_just_tiredd
      @Im_just_tiredd Рік тому +85

      @@Tatietho0101 I'm pretty sure it's one of the Dolly Parton specials? I wish I could remember the exact name..

    • @Mark_Hale
      @Mark_Hale Рік тому +125

      It’s Dolly Parton’s Heartstrings. They removed it off the official channel, but someone on here re-uploaded it.

  • @Goresemz
    @Goresemz 3 роки тому +5028

    “I hate us”
    *both fly across the couch*

    • @jermble
      @jermble 2 роки тому +86

      THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN AS FUNNY AS IT WAS HELP

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 2 роки тому +15

      @@jermble _🎶 As It Was~ 🎶_

    • @Ttoby89
      @Ttoby89 Рік тому +1

      @@S-CB-SL-Animations fuck now i need an edit

    • @h.c5824
      @h.c5824 Рік тому +13

      4:52

    • @kathrynwhitbeck9798
      @kathrynwhitbeck9798 Рік тому +2

      @@h.c5824 Thank you.

  • @audreyb2059
    @audreyb2059 4 роки тому +30271

    i love when they laugh so hard they just lean over each other and struggle to catch their breaths for like five minutes

    • @okalybrocoli1958
      @okalybrocoli1958 3 роки тому +253

      I LOVE THAT AS WELL

    • @BriannaMarie05
      @BriannaMarie05 3 роки тому +407

      And when they’re grabbing onto one another💀

    • @rdr6686
      @rdr6686 3 роки тому +10

      So forced

    • @jittybug4188
      @jittybug4188 3 роки тому +340

      @@rdr6686 you must not watch a lot of drag if you think THAT is forced 😭✋🏾

    • @rdr6686
      @rdr6686 3 роки тому +2

      @Hannah Smith someone can see the fakeness

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 3 роки тому +6257

    "Where'd you get such a thing?"
    "Gucci :)"
    "Really?"
    "No :("

  • @FunfettiSpaghetti
    @FunfettiSpaghetti 2 роки тому +3903

    Trixie’s bird laugh at 9:42 is giving phantom of the opera 😂

    • @dalayneejo
      @dalayneejo Рік тому +189

      STOPPPP IM DECEASED

    • @fairygrotto00
      @fairygrotto00 Рік тому +92

      HELP 💀

    • @alexherbst9477
      @alexherbst9477 Рік тому +89

      This comment should be getting a lot more traction.

    • @JustWannaPissYouOff
      @JustWannaPissYouOff Рік тому +70

      Or that music you'd hear in old cartoons when there's somebody tied to the train tracks

    • @salmonandsoup
      @salmonandsoup Рік тому +45

      WRETCHEDDDDDDDDD
      IT ABSOLUTELY IS

  • @analisenichole7342
    @analisenichole7342 4 роки тому +28091

    Trixie: “That might be fake sis. Some of these are fake.”
    Katya: 👁👄👁

  • @spudsoup72
    @spudsoup72 3 роки тому +29141

    I love when Trixie KNOWS she got Katya so she simply repeats the line until Katya is rolling on the floor.

    • @R34G4N
      @R34G4N 3 роки тому +909

      “blood fart” 😭

    • @Bpoach630
      @Bpoach630 3 роки тому +718

      “Breast augmentation…..”
      (In British accent) “Sex video”

    • @luanllluan
      @luanllluan 3 роки тому +50

      @@Bpoach630 British!? Lol
      I don't think they even know it and it's even funnier

    • @giisellegaalvan1996
      @giisellegaalvan1996 3 роки тому +157

      "you don't know what i've got..."
      👁️👄👁️

    • @luanllluan
      @luanllluan 3 роки тому +16

      @@djuglyangel the dolly Parton but Netflix archived it, there's other videos of it on UA-cam though

  • @error13_genderexpunged
    @error13_genderexpunged 4 роки тому +44124

    The genuine fear on katya's face when she ate the fake macaron never gets old

    • @helloimarabbit4083
      @helloimarabbit4083 3 роки тому +2268

      She really said 👁️👄👁️

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 3 роки тому +1930

      THE WAY HER HAND GOES UP TO HER MOUTH HELP

    • @Cydianwood135
      @Cydianwood135 3 роки тому +89

      👁️👄👁️✋💧

    • @togaprentice9927
      @togaprentice9927 3 роки тому +430

      I didn’t watch that episode so I never found out if it was fake or not.

    • @PureeTauruss
      @PureeTauruss 3 роки тому +168

      I keep replaying that part 😂😂😂😂

  • @MelinaPaez
    @MelinaPaez Рік тому +600

    I love that they're so unfiltered, even THEY are surprised by what they say.

  • @usernamehminga
    @usernamehminga 4 роки тому +12064

    this compilation is DING DONG

    • @ReverseDrive500
      @ReverseDrive500 4 роки тому +37

      Is this the song inspiration? 😂

    • @usernamehminga
      @usernamehminga 4 роки тому +113

      ding dong was first introduced to us when they reacted to a netflix show "glow up" 😂

    • @topsi0130
      @topsi0130 4 роки тому +9

      @@ReverseDrive500 The answer is yes...

    • @morg_ham760
      @morg_ham760 3 роки тому +1

      God I just got Steve Dawson visions

    • @PeppaTeaPig
      @PeppaTeaPig 3 роки тому

      TICK! ❤️

  • @pennywisedaclown51
    @pennywisedaclown51 4 роки тому +7374

    Trixie: "all I want for Christmas is genuine human contact."
    2020: lol

    • @aaasht2606
      @aaasht2606 4 роки тому +4

      Ayyyyy

    • @surreptitially
      @surreptitially 3 роки тому +5

      Right?!?!

    • @heatherb1587
      @heatherb1587 3 роки тому +2

      This is so good & after 5 seconds I am pouring tears of joy & can't stop admiring their laughter & style & camaraderie.

    • @andromeda7758
      @andromeda7758 3 роки тому +1

      Fuckkkkkkk😂😂

    • @inxine
      @inxine 3 роки тому +1

      2021:..... continuity bitch

  • @uwu-uv4mg
    @uwu-uv4mg 3 роки тому +11145

    I love when Trixie repeats her joke to make Katya laugh more

  • @workithunty6079
    @workithunty6079 Рік тому +2212

    These two biological women cure my depression more than my couple of years at therapy

    • @handwritingofunhingedgerbil621
      @handwritingofunhingedgerbil621 Рік тому +243

      These God-honoring purely biological women are the greatest women to grace the planet

    • @myla4444
      @myla4444 Рік тому +35

      ikr i literally have been happy for the past few weeks ALL bc of them

    • @Georgei_xx
      @Georgei_xx 5 місяців тому

      we're fighting the woke mob by having these 2 biological god-honouring fertile women spread the word of the lord. Amen.

    • @jenniferplatts174
      @jenniferplatts174 Місяць тому +1

      They are biological comedics....funniest BLOKES...put your glasses on.

  • @Natasha-lz9se
    @Natasha-lz9se 3 роки тому +3393

    TRIXIES ARIANA IMPRESSION SOUNDS LIKE KERMIT SHAKIRA IM CRYING

  • @anavacado_thanks987
    @anavacado_thanks987 3 роки тому +34756

    The humour of drag queens is like, literally advanced.

  • @Loonaki
    @Loonaki 4 роки тому +20374

    I need someone to laugh at my jokes the way Katya is laughing at Trixie's and I'd be happy forever

    • @anteaters-R-us
      @anteaters-R-us 4 роки тому +341

      I need someone to absent-mindedly feel how hot my crotch is from time to time like trixie does for katya and I’d be happy forever

    • @Beebee-kn4jr
      @Beebee-kn4jr 4 роки тому +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FirstnameLastname-tn1yy
      @FirstnameLastname-tn1yy 4 роки тому +119

      I'd kill to have what they have

    • @e.r.w.3724
      @e.r.w.3724 4 роки тому +25

      Ditto, so very happy!

    • @porksoda2342
      @porksoda2342 4 роки тому +43

      Having a best friend is the most amazing thing ever ❤️

  • @cubatry6837
    @cubatry6837 2 роки тому +432

    3:27 THE WAY HER HANDS IS SHAKING IS SENDING ME

  • @juiceyborger
    @juiceyborger 3 роки тому +7136

    something about "hillary clinton caught you guys raw doggin' it" never fails to fucking kill me

    • @abbyensslen4050
      @abbyensslen4050 3 роки тому +5

      What is that video though?

    • @juiceyborger
      @juiceyborger 3 роки тому +62

      @@abbyensslen4050 It was the I Like To Watch episode on Dolly Parton's Heartstrings! Netflix deleted it for some reason, but i'm pretty sure you can find reuploads of it by other people.

    • @nova4097
      @nova4097 3 роки тому +14

      My lungs gave out from laughing so hard

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 2 роки тому +6

      “I’m gonna pee on this couch” 😭

  • @grayskindablue
    @grayskindablue 3 роки тому +11799

    “I used to date a bisexual in college and he gave me crabs and we stayed together but then it got WEIRD” is fuckin iconic

  • @Zealous_Delusional
    @Zealous_Delusional 3 роки тому +23315

    The “skinny queens” shaking tea pour and “where’d you bury the body? the family just wants closure” will never not make me snort out loud

    • @B4nana_Ch1ps
      @B4nana_Ch1ps 3 роки тому +26

      Time stamp?

    • @jinxedkazoo
      @jinxedkazoo 3 роки тому +170

      shakey tea pour is 3:23

    • @jinxedkazoo
      @jinxedkazoo 3 роки тому +177

      where'd you bury the body starts at 4:00, but if you want context go to 3:45

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 3 роки тому +25

      just follow the full moon and you will find him.

    • @jinxedkazoo
      @jinxedkazoo 3 роки тому +3

      @@djuglyangel they were watching Dolly Parton's Heartstrings. here's the link to the original video: ua-cam.com/video/j-4k238zRmc/v-deo.html

  • @HarperBizzare
    @HarperBizzare 2 роки тому +800

    0:54 Soap
    3:46 The Family wants to know
    10:31 Jennifer Coolidge
    11:42 Kermit the Frog
    16:00 Something evil. Something sinister.

  • @mannaspritzer
    @mannaspritzer 4 роки тому +4826

    Katya’s face when that guy was talking about “spreading his seed” said everything I was thinking.

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 3 роки тому +200

      I was transported back that episode of SVU where the guy had like 43 kids kids because he thought there needed to be more of him in the world and that he was a blessing.

    • @friddythelazy6224
      @friddythelazy6224 3 роки тому +52

      @@missserenity1090 fu&&ing uggggghh

    • @AshMenon
      @AshMenon 3 роки тому +175

      And the best part is that in the show itself, when it came to the point of actually chatting up a girl, dude had absolutely shit game. Haven't seen a crash that tragic since 9/11.

    • @wuraolaolagunju
      @wuraolaolagunju 3 роки тому +20

      @@missserenity1090 I remember that episode! It has lived rent free in my head ever since!!😭😭

    • @alicew3391
      @alicew3391 3 роки тому +3

      What show is it?? I think I've missed this one D:

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 3 роки тому +4779

    "That's not a shark, you blind bitch!" I just died. That's me without my glasses, honest to goodness.

  • @father_cowboy
    @father_cowboy 3 роки тому +9158

    I love when they laugh so hard they just silently wheeze and cling to each other for dear life 😭😭😭 their friendship is EVERYTHING

    • @ALVjpg
      @ALVjpg 3 роки тому +116

      Ikr I want what they have 😭😭😭

    • @azinniah.5704
      @azinniah.5704 2 роки тому +32

      Literally brings me joy

    • @sophia-yb2pb
      @sophia-yb2pb 2 роки тому +28

      Literally 2:35

    • @skypiea666
      @skypiea666 28 днів тому +1

      @@ALVjpgfrfr 😭😭😭

    • @TheMissblue2u
      @TheMissblue2u 14 днів тому

      I have the need to have two friends like them 😂😂😂 I would laugh 99% of the time and be unable to be normal for the rest of my life 😂😂

  • @jacksonvillejess4356
    @jacksonvillejess4356 2 роки тому +465

    My best friend past from cancer over a decade ago and this is the ONLY thing I watch that reminds me of our deep connection. I pray to have a friend like that again. No holds barred. Never negative, but could read each other to filth... And just spend that time breaking with laughter. I miss you Karin!!!!

    • @gooselaughter5149
      @gooselaughter5149 2 роки тому +26

      Your relationship sounds like it was truly beautiful! I hope you are doing okay now, and that you will always be able to look back on all the memories with your friend and smile! I'm glad you got to reclaim a sense of that connection through Trixie and Katya 💚💚

    • @jacksonvillejess4356
      @jacksonvillejess4356 2 роки тому +19

      @@gooselaughter5149 thank you for the love. To be quite honest, I'm not okay I lost a lot of people after her and I just want to be okay. But I want to reiterate my appreciation for your love and support thank you darling.

    • @chillarypuff
      @chillarypuff Рік тому +2

    • @theletterm8865
      @theletterm8865 Рік тому +6

      @Jacksonvillejess - just wanted to check in and say your comment was really touching. it's amazing to have a friend like that, someone you can just shoot the shit with and always feel secure around. finally found that in my current bf. and i hope you find, or have already found, someone who makes you feel like karin did.
      i lost my grandma to cancer some months back, in november of last year. there were a lot of moments, between the empty feeling, where it sank in. seeing a sweater of hers that she wore in a photo; realizing she can't see spring coming this year; wishing i could see her smile. but i know i have the chance to see her again, eventually. and you and karin have a chance to meet again too, i think.
      this was longer than i anticipated lol - hopefully that didn't ruin your mood or anything. i wish you well

  • @sarahcooper5445
    @sarahcooper5445 4 роки тому +10545

    Why do they need more Jesus? They are bathed in his blood.

  • @GodsFaveSim
    @GodsFaveSim 4 роки тому +6662

    I still don’t know why Netflix deleted the Dolly Parton one and I’m honestly offended and feel very attacked that they would take it away from us.

    • @alainatedrick
      @alainatedrick 4 роки тому +304

      exactlyyyy!!! it was one of my fav episodes :((

    • @Erin-io3fv
      @Erin-io3fv 4 роки тому +324

      Ohhh I was just looking for it! Thank you for this awful PSA.

    • @whoisshe4193
      @whoisshe4193 4 роки тому +328

      THEY DELETED IT? WHAT THATS CRAZY

    • @MsCrunty
      @MsCrunty 4 роки тому +553

      Initially I thought Dolly might have taken issue with how filthy it is and gotten it removed but after a Google it seems it breached Netflix's enterprise agreement with the film company.

    • @jessica23claire
      @jessica23claire 4 роки тому +41

      they WHAT

  • @chunk2689
    @chunk2689 4 роки тому +3268

    "Its not herpes way up there!" *immediately looks at camera wide eyed*

  • @justsomeguy583
    @justsomeguy583 Рік тому +249

    6:18 Trixie just repeating "a blood fart? 🤗" @ Katya fighting for her life

  • @moldy-grapes3109
    @moldy-grapes3109 3 роки тому +6643

    Trixie kicking her iridescent heels in front of the camera while cackling about paranormal activity in her daisy outfit is honestly my aesthetic beautifully personified

  • @ohhi8188
    @ohhi8188 3 роки тому +10696

    when trixie was talking ab straight pr0n..... omfg she was so right its LITERALLY psycho its scary like- let that poor girl breathe she doesnt get paid enough to get her torso obliterated while not bein able to breathe

    • @neoagent3
      @neoagent3 3 роки тому +689

      its scary fr 😭

    • @ohhi8188
      @ohhi8188 3 роки тому +164

      @@deimoslyric yes okay i hadnt even thought of that, or you could watch animated cuz yeah then you know

    • @vergodagoat
      @vergodagoat 3 роки тому +1353

      I know straight women who watch gay porn because they hate how aggressive majority of straight porno is. Can’t rlly blame them tbh

    • @threshgotico4081
      @threshgotico4081 3 роки тому +65

      @@vergodagoat Ikr 😭

    • @sophia2375
      @sophia2375 3 роки тому +407

      Watching straight p0rn makes me feel physically ill because of how the poor girl is getting her body bended so weirdly, ao3 is my new bestie ngl

  • @dominiquee901
    @dominiquee901 4 роки тому +3983

    I almost forgot they actually sat on the couch together at the beginning of their Netflix show omfao

    • @jaydock1
      @jaydock1 4 роки тому +97

      I miss it :( the energy was off the charts

    • @rubyxantana4552
      @rubyxantana4552 4 роки тому +7

      What Show Is This ?

    • @GodsFaveSim
      @GodsFaveSim 4 роки тому +25

      @@rubyxantana4552 two queens like to watch

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood 4 роки тому +3

      @@rubyxantana4552 it's Uhnnnnhhh (I can't spell it)

    • @Javii1
      @Javii1 4 роки тому +11

      @@lilRadRidinHood UNHhhh is their other show

  • @braxzcbax
    @braxzcbax 2 роки тому +129

    8:14 THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA-

  • @canigetawater
    @canigetawater 3 роки тому +6785

    underrated quote: "got change for a dollar? fuck me" while katyas straight face continues to watch and Trixie breaks down

    • @koberandolph60
      @koberandolph60 3 роки тому +9

      MY FAV

    • @Junipire
      @Junipire 3 роки тому +21

      That makes me snort laugh so hard every time

    • @dojastan4075
      @dojastan4075 3 роки тому +1

      It’s in thus video?

    • @fomohomobro
      @fomohomobro 3 роки тому +9

      It's funny cuz it's usually the reverse

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam 3 роки тому +15

      Usually it’s the other way around so it was funny watching Trixie lose her shit 😂

  • @gabereeuhlod8603
    @gabereeuhlod8603 4 роки тому +2542

    When they just go full on silent laughter I feel it

  • @TheDracoChick
    @TheDracoChick 3 роки тому +2801

    Dude, their mics are fuckin fire if they can catch the sound of a stomach rumbling with that much clarity.

    • @ettat.3806
      @ettat.3806 2 роки тому +66

      Pretty sure that was added in post by the editors for comedic effect

    • @tomi_k2377
      @tomi_k2377 2 роки тому +77

      @@ettat.3806 Nah it was real, they just made it a bit louder in editing

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 2 роки тому +4

      @@tomi_k2377 i love how ur reply makes it sound like you were there in person

    • @tomi_k2377
      @tomi_k2377 2 роки тому +4

      @@lgbtqiarights shhh don't blow my cover

  • @carnigob42069
    @carnigob42069 2 роки тому +708

    the way katya gagging syncs up w trixies kick at 6:12 is too funny for no reason 😭

  • @Limb00.
    @Limb00. 3 роки тому +5088

    Trixie shaking the tea pot while pouring is literally my mental stability rn

  • @zerogoaround
    @zerogoaround 4 роки тому +2731

    Trixie's Ariana Grande impersonation lives rent free in my mind haha

    • @johnstrickland
      @johnstrickland 4 роки тому +49

      The accuracy though? 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @GodsFaveSim
      @GodsFaveSim 4 роки тому +46

      The enunciation is spot on

    • @sanazlol7433
      @sanazlol7433 4 роки тому +39

      Kermit the frog realnesss

    • @superhetoric
      @superhetoric 3 роки тому +18

      it's very shakira

    • @Blue.1889
      @Blue.1889 3 роки тому +28

      @@superhetoric the sound shakira makes when the water is too hot

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 3 роки тому +2114

    “Bridge sex, I was about to jump until someone flashed me “

  • @Emilytea
    @Emilytea Рік тому +273

    11:28 Is so mysterious to me. Like, I have legitimately zero idea what is being said here.

  • @Moon122
    @Moon122 4 роки тому +3217

    I LOVE HOW TRIXIE JUST SHAKILY POURS THE TEA AT 3:19

    • @mrfish.-
      @mrfish.- 3 роки тому +49

      That was a fUcKING....MOOD!!! 😭👏

    • @Moon122
      @Moon122 3 роки тому +15

      @@mrfish.- it was🤣

  • @cinnagummi
    @cinnagummi 4 роки тому +2403

    The wig with the three ponytails that Katya is wearing makes her look like a drag Isabelle from animal crossing😭 I love it

  • @anyazikoski4299
    @anyazikoski4299 3 роки тому +4956

    3:23
    trixie shaking violently while pouring tea is my exact reaction to cishet white women saying shit like skinny queens

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 роки тому +251

      “I’m so into vogueing right now”

    • @waxtrax_
      @waxtrax_ 3 роки тому +8

      @@KingOfGaymes AHHHH

    • @erpmo3326
      @erpmo3326 3 роки тому +17

      Skinny queens is not lgbt culture tho

    • @anyazikoski4299
      @anyazikoski4299 3 роки тому +94

      @@erpmo3326 that's why I said cishet white women not just cishet women

    • @sdrrshock5594
      @sdrrshock5594 3 роки тому +24

      @@anyazikoski4299 sexism and racism!

  • @nickwheeler5396
    @nickwheeler5396 Місяць тому +35

    That guy at 1:50 talking about spreading his seed and shit was on Top Model and he's now a super conservative Christian. I had argument on Instagram with him about being ignorant and I eventually blocked him because he was so annoying

    • @aminamm3103
      @aminamm3103 13 днів тому

      A guy with a breeding fetish becomes a fundamentalist Christian? Quelle surprise 🙄 gross

    • @ad3003
      @ad3003 10 днів тому +1

      Ig he did not spread his seed the way he wanted to 😂

    • @nickwheeler5396
      @nickwheeler5396 3 дні тому +1

      ​@@ad3003 He's now more concerned about spreading his toxic ideology

  • @cwithpatwick8037
    @cwithpatwick8037 2 роки тому +6120

    Literally crying from laughing so hard. When Trixie said “Alexa chop off my dick” my Alexa must have heard because she responded “sorry, I can’t find any devices called my dick” absolutely SCREECHING

  • @K_i_t_t_y84
    @K_i_t_t_y84 3 роки тому +2449

    Katya: "Can you green-screen me, floating?"
    Editors: !!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

  • @LillerThatIsMe
    @LillerThatIsMe 4 роки тому +1712

    Trixie: “I don’t like jokes about bodily functions”
    Also Trixie: “blood fart... BLOOD FART”

  • @aqueleoutro
    @aqueleoutro 7 місяців тому +25

    You can tell Katya is extremely educated. I love the way she talks and her references. She’s so sharp and funny ❤

  • @flaming9
    @flaming9 4 роки тому +1543

    THATS HOW DING DONG WAS CONCEIVED

    • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
      @glowcloudwheatproducts495 4 роки тому +43

      Honey, watch their glow up episodes on the Netflix yt channel. You won't regret it

    • @flaming9
      @flaming9 4 роки тому +10

      @@glowcloudwheatproducts495 thank you 😍

    • @stevenh6376
      @stevenh6376 4 роки тому +2

      It's not, Look up actor Leslie Phillips & DING DONG !!!!!

  • @dalayneejo
    @dalayneejo 4 роки тому +2836

    _deep sea diving?_
    *MAMA, BORN IN THE GAME*

    • @ekaterinashum3024
      @ekaterinashum3024 4 роки тому +73

      And the underrated:
      “Jaws? Agjthdkbtmcgh”

    • @rage3475
      @rage3475 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @yeojinsbug7449
      @yeojinsbug7449 3 роки тому +4

      I have found you lol (hobiesc) hehe

    • @dalayneejo
      @dalayneejo 3 роки тому +4

      @@yeojinsbug7449 omg gurl :o
      im late but akdjakdj

    • @nikksterr0902
      @nikksterr0902 3 роки тому +2

      I just walk around my apartment saying “oh, shark in the pussy? I’m there” to myself several times a day.

  • @foxeye36r95
    @foxeye36r95 3 роки тому +5611

    This is my first watching these two, but I swear, their comedy is at a whole astronomical level above the rest of society. Couldn’t stop cackling.

    • @kimmyball4961
      @kimmyball4961 2 роки тому +88

      You need to watch all their shows!! Freaking hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂❤❤

    • @TheRealAuxide
      @TheRealAuxide 2 роки тому +72

      I'm straight, and my GF showed me this, and trust me, I'm laughing my ass off, too

    • @ferrreira
      @ferrreira 2 роки тому +33

      @@TheRealAuxide you need to watch their show UNHhhh, it's hilarious

    • @ferdferlickiii5206
      @ferdferlickiii5206 Рік тому +3

      @@ferrreira What’s it called??

    • @b0_0bz
      @b0_0bz Рік тому +19

      @@ferdferlickiii5206 Their show is called "UNHhhh"

  • @IHaveManyRegrets
    @IHaveManyRegrets 4 місяці тому +44

    0:17 The fact that once she turned to Katya there was ZERO hesitation about the hand going to the crotch 😭😭😭

  • @omargoodnesssake
    @omargoodnesssake 3 роки тому +2935

    *“HOT POTENT DAD NUT. YOU KNOW IT WORKS.”*
    *This video is actually much longer because I kept rewinding because this is HILARIOUS‼️*

  • @ihavetwofaces
    @ihavetwofaces 3 роки тому +3699

    I don't know why, but every time I watch this video, Trixie saying "looks like you're gonna have a really bad rash tomorrow, because I'm about to FUCKING DIP YOU in full coverage liquid" fucking obliterates me.

    • @ihavetwofaces
      @ihavetwofaces 3 роки тому +126

      I come back to this so often that I'm timestamping so I can get to it faster. 12:48

    • @ffionam3504
      @ffionam3504 Рік тому +27

      @@ihavetwofaces thank you for the public service

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 3 роки тому +2148

    Katya is that friend who repeats the story but doesn’t remember and thinks that the details are new.
    Me too, Queen.

  • @cowboybeep3542
    @cowboybeep3542 2 роки тому +1977

    Trix: *Serious discussion about being a professional drag queen and the kind of responsibility and work it takes*
    Katya: *splayed like a brain dead smeagol* hEy tWiXiE

    • @carter3012
      @carter3012 Рік тому +29

      Why does twixie sound so funny ot me 😭😭😭

    • @CarlyMS
      @CarlyMS Рік тому +9

      This got me so bad 😭😂

    • @theletterm8865
      @theletterm8865 8 місяців тому

      bRAIN DEAD SMEAGOL! AAAAAAAA

  • @bribright5275
    @bribright5275 4 роки тому +848

    RIP the Dolly episode , may the hallways forever smell like cuhhHhMm

    • @Abigail13255
      @Abigail13255 3 роки тому +7

      wait what happened to the Dolly episode?? 😮

    • @chaoticgaybirb2734
      @chaoticgaybirb2734 3 роки тому +5

      What happened to it??

    • @jellolegboy2694
      @jellolegboy2694 3 роки тому +57

      Dolly Parton got offended by the “hallway smells like CUHHMNn” part and got it removed

    • @bs-gi3gs
      @bs-gi3gs 3 роки тому +7

      For realz 😲

    • @natm2443
      @natm2443 3 роки тому +8

      @@jellolegboy2694 omg for
      real ??? 😳

  • @meltingdoll3517
    @meltingdoll3517 3 роки тому +2796

    Trixie: “If they meet at the airport I’m gonna throw up.”
    Generic British Straight Girl #5: “I’m guessing he’s on his way to the airport.”
    Trixie: *Screeches off screen*
    Literally one of my fave moments lmaooo. Something about her not being seen while screaming is hysterical to me.

    • @themedia1271
      @themedia1271 3 роки тому +84

      Nah that generic North American girl who doesn't know how to do a British accent

    • @meltingdoll3517
      @meltingdoll3517 3 роки тому +23

      @@themedia1271 You right.

  • @josi4251
    @josi4251 4 роки тому +1775

    19:18 "I hope every girl who ever screamed when the teacher turned the lights out is dead." Laughed too hard at this (I'm a teacher). Usually my students are like, "Oh sweet Jesus, thank you, she's going to shut up and show a movie or something."

    • @teddieblue6723
      @teddieblue6723 3 роки тому +31

      Just imagine its a math test and youre just quizing your students in the dark to see how genius they are lol

    • @keirakirkbride2999
      @keirakirkbride2999 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, yes we are

    • @RedJohnO22
      @RedJohnO22 3 роки тому +9

      God bless. Bless your messy public school system lives.

    • @adamjustadam
      @adamjustadam 3 роки тому +10

      Literally every girl did that when I was in school. Trixie summed up my feelings in a nutshell. 😂

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 3 роки тому +15

      True story: When I was in 4th grade I was a little bit like Lindsay Lohan's character from Mean Girls, bc it was my first year at public school and I had no idea of their strange ways. One day all the girls were screaming and a few were crying and some were giggling maniacally. I stepped up to see what all the commotion was about. They told me this "Bloody Mary" character would come out of the mirror and murder you if you turn around and say her name three times in the dark. They had been pushing girls in to find out if it was true, but none of the girls would do it. They'd just bang on the door, turn on the lights, and cry to get out. I told them that's ridiculous, there's no such thing as Bloody Mary, and I willingly walked inside the dark, empty rest room. They slammed the door and held it shut and screamed "BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY!!!!" I just stood there in the dark because I couldn't find the light switch. I didn't make a single tiny peep because I was honestly too scared to scream. 👀 I don't think they would have heard me screaming over themselves screaming, anyway. I tried to open the door, but I couldn't because they were all holding it closed. So I stopped trying and just waited quietly. Eventually they stopped screaming and got really quiet. Maybe they were wondering if I was dead. I thought they were still holding the door shut. The silence made me panic, so I pushed the door open really hard and it came flying open and slammed against the wall because they had already stopped holding it. They all started screaming again and scattering. I opened that door so hard it coulda come off it's hinges!! I wasn't even trying to scare them, I was just trying to escape the bathroom. But apparently the door flying open scared them shitless. I walked out and the head mean girl asked me: "did you do it?" I lied and said "yes." Then she asked "what happened?" Having regained my cool in the light of day, I just shrugged and said: "nothing." Then the meanest of the mean girls dubbed me the bravest and toughest of all, and therefore her new best friend. I was just like "cool".

  • @salimeolivares4467
    @salimeolivares4467 Рік тому +108

    11:45 I CANT BREATHE

  • @sarahl.2001
    @sarahl.2001 3 роки тому +802

    trixie: i hate pees poops and farts
    also trixie: B L O O D F A R T

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 4 роки тому +877

    “I need a 45 minute nap to process that.” Me when my annoying coworkers talk to me.

  • @notactuallyronald
    @notactuallyronald 4 роки тому +750

    Trixie: "That might be fake sis,"
    Katya: *suprised pikachu face*

  • @krowkovtuber
    @krowkovtuber 2 роки тому +56

    "a reaction, kind of allergic, but in a good way"
    *the sheer chaos that are these two-*

  • @Remhad
    @Remhad 3 роки тому +376

    “Do your Ariana grande impersonation”
    “næėwäyänœnæh”

    • @AJDaniels5298
      @AJDaniels5298 3 місяці тому +1

      That's pretty apt, actually.

  • @JG-hz9mi
    @JG-hz9mi 3 роки тому +1391

    2:53 Trixie’s eyelashes are so big they look like sun glasses lmao 😆

    • @chaoticgaybirb2734
      @chaoticgaybirb2734 3 роки тому +17

      I would give this a f a t like but it’s at 69
      It’s criminal how underrated this comment is-

    • @papercuts3350
      @papercuts3350 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂

    • @axcruz987
      @axcruz987 3 роки тому +1

      OMG

    • @owendale1079
      @owendale1079 3 роки тому

      @@chaoticgaybirb2734 I don’t wanna like it’s at 420 😭😭

    • @chaoticgaybirb2734
      @chaoticgaybirb2734 3 роки тому

      Owen Dale it’s at 443 now ur good 👌

  • @Facepalm9
    @Facepalm9 4 роки тому +1156

    This is the perfect compilation. Bless you.

  • @CanuckJim
    @CanuckJim 2 роки тому +33

    "He shits through a wicker basket"
    Like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

  • @lanielannister
    @lanielannister 4 роки тому +523

    3:26 Trixie maniacally pouring the tea is the ultimate ✨ chaotic energy ✨

  • @karenmuniz1438
    @karenmuniz1438 4 роки тому +368

    "All I want for Christmas is genuine human contact" Felt that

    • @CeceBabilonia
      @CeceBabilonia 4 роки тому +1

      Everyone in quarantine be like
      😂 LOL

  • @GHILII
    @GHILII 3 роки тому +636

    "He shits through a wicker basket,"
    - Trixie 2020

  • @sjorsdewit4325
    @sjorsdewit4325 Рік тому +35

    I have so much respect for the people filming their shows, like the fact that they can do that without bursting into laughter or feeling like quitting their job is amazing to me

  • @iv5480
    @iv5480 4 роки тому +552

    I honestly will say the Dolly Parton and the spinning out are definitely my all time two favorite episodes of this series

    • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
      @glowcloudwheatproducts495 4 роки тому +12

      I cried with laughter watching those two episodes the first time. And the second time

    • @ameliastephens8422
      @ameliastephens8422 4 роки тому +9

      Same!! But what happened to the Dolly Parton episode? I feel so sad, I can’t find find

    • @BitsyGem
      @BitsyGem 4 роки тому +6

      @@ameliastephens8422 It was made private! I wanted to watch it yesterday and found out. So sad!

    • @dharshanization
      @dharshanization 4 роки тому

      Mine too!

    • @iv5480
      @iv5480 3 роки тому +1

      @@glowcloudwheatproducts495 funny u say that i always watch i like to watch at least monthly

  • @isaidwhatisaid1006
    @isaidwhatisaid1006 4 роки тому +267

    When you find that person in life that you can laugh at EVERYTHING with, you have found your soulmate and it is a magical thing

  • @hi.3397
    @hi.3397 4 роки тому +1253

    In Germany we call Santa “Weihnachtsmann”
    *that translates to Christmas man*

    • @hotthoddy5880
      @hotthoddy5880 3 роки тому +78

      Still better than Daddy Noel of the Brits.

    • @laggsbutinfrench33toast47
      @laggsbutinfrench33toast47 3 роки тому +64

      CHRISTMAS MAN
      CHRISTMAS MAN
      CHRISTMAS MAN

    • @amyy2403
      @amyy2403 3 роки тому +8

      @@hotthoddy5880 lol what

    • @echocourtouke
      @echocourtouke 3 роки тому +14

      @@hotthoddy5880 i'm british, we don't say that. unless you mean another brit I'm confused. but I am considering saying daddy noel from now on

    • @hotthoddy5880
      @hotthoddy5880 3 роки тому +7

      @@echocourtouke I thought calling Santa "Father Noel" was common in Britain. But it turns out I was misinformed. Still, daddy noel is better than Santa.

  • @briyzzie3309
    @briyzzie3309 Рік тому +39

    The way Katya says "got change for a dollar" and Trixie just emotionally collapses 😅👏👏👏

  • @meganelizabethblake
    @meganelizabethblake 3 роки тому +642

    “That might be fake, sis.”
    Kayta:
    👁👄👁

  • @CertifiedPsychiatrist
    @CertifiedPsychiatrist 3 роки тому +1240

    “I was crying in the bathtub with Burger King” “Get my bag of human teeth” Katya is point by point everything I have ever been.

    • @emilyclose5583
      @emilyclose5583 2 роки тому +1

      The human teeth comment broke me 😂😂😂😂

  • @lilbluridinghood6296
    @lilbluridinghood6296 2 роки тому +518

    1:45 I'm a bisexual woman, but if anything in the world were to turn me lesbian, it would be what this man says. Update: I think I'm a lesbian. It's been several months since I watched this, but yep.

  • @sand_eater101
    @sand_eater101 Рік тому +117

    Trixie repeating her jokes to Katya to make her laugh more and Trixie's Ariana impersonation never fail to get me, like sis it is so funny

  • @cole7726
    @cole7726 3 роки тому +330

    "SAT scores" when Ru is crying is SOOOO GOOD

  • @toby4514
    @toby4514 3 роки тому +509

    8:14 katya looking straight into The camera like the office is the funniest shit i swear

  • @maninjaking
    @maninjaking 4 роки тому +4206

    The “hallway smells like cum” part has me literally crying from laughter every time I watch it😂
    Favourite people on UA-cam💕

    • @charro028
      @charro028 4 роки тому +35

      That will never not be funny!

    • @TaylorMMontgomery
      @TaylorMMontgomery 4 роки тому +7

      What movie were they watching?? Netflix took that episode down!

    • @ruben4464
      @ruben4464 4 роки тому +17

      @@TaylorMMontgomery i went to go watch it right after seeing the clip and was so let down when it was literally the only video they removed :(

    • @ryanager8029
      @ryanager8029 4 роки тому +18

      It was Heartstrings by Dolly Parton.

    • @jaydock1
      @jaydock1 4 роки тому +4

      @@TaylorMMontgomery aw I wonder why!!

  • @drelezar7745
    @drelezar7745 Рік тому +103

    4:28 *Katya starts giving birth
    Trixie: 😨

  • @Awzuki
    @Awzuki 3 роки тому +383

    "all I want for Christmas is genuine human contact" literally me

    • @kerreill
      @kerreill 3 роки тому +4

      Join the crowd.

  • @billyk8397
    @billyk8397 3 роки тому +638

    “If they meet at the airport I’m gonna throw up.”
    “He’s probably on his way to the airport right now -“
    “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    • @zimoowa
      @zimoowa 3 роки тому +2

      thank you so much i havent paid attention to that one and now im replaying those 5 seconds for 15 minutes and laughing like crazy

  • @EvilEagle4234
    @EvilEagle4234 4 роки тому +290

    Katya staying literally STONE still to the point Trixie has to ask if her cam froze is life

  • @venusinvoyage
    @venusinvoyage 5 місяців тому +19

    "Are you frozen?"
    Katya: 🦵 👁 👅 👁 🦵

  • @sanazlol7433
    @sanazlol7433 4 роки тому +556

    Trixie shakily pouring tea in the cup is my mental health trying to make it through all these shitty years

  • @MykieKyuu
    @MykieKyuu 3 роки тому +660

    2:19 "hey twixie 👁️👅👁️"

  • @tbray
    @tbray 4 роки тому +319

    Trixie's lashes poking though her frames when she wears glasses (around 17:00) are giving me everything I need.