Literally crying from laughing so hard. When Trixie said “Alexa chop off my dick” my Alexa must have heard because she responded “sorry, I can’t find any devices called my dick” absolutely SCREECHING
I was transported back that episode of SVU where the guy had like 43 kids kids because he thought there needed to be more of him in the world and that he was a blessing.
And the best part is that in the show itself, when it came to the point of actually chatting up a girl, dude had absolutely shit game. Haven't seen a crash that tragic since 9/11.
My best friend past from cancer over a decade ago and this is the ONLY thing I watch that reminds me of our deep connection. I pray to have a friend like that again. No holds barred. Never negative, but could read each other to filth... And just spend that time breaking with laughter. I miss you Karin!!!!
Your relationship sounds like it was truly beautiful! I hope you are doing okay now, and that you will always be able to look back on all the memories with your friend and smile! I'm glad you got to reclaim a sense of that connection through Trixie and Katya 💚💚
@@gooselaughter5149 thank you for the love. To be quite honest, I'm not okay I lost a lot of people after her and I just want to be okay. But I want to reiterate my appreciation for your love and support thank you darling.
@Jacksonvillejess - just wanted to check in and say your comment was really touching. it's amazing to have a friend like that, someone you can just shoot the shit with and always feel secure around. finally found that in my current bf. and i hope you find, or have already found, someone who makes you feel like karin did. i lost my grandma to cancer some months back, in november of last year. there were a lot of moments, between the empty feeling, where it sank in. seeing a sweater of hers that she wore in a photo; realizing she can't see spring coming this year; wishing i could see her smile. but i know i have the chance to see her again, eventually. and you and karin have a chance to meet again too, i think. this was longer than i anticipated lol - hopefully that didn't ruin your mood or anything. i wish you well
Trix: *Serious discussion about being a professional drag queen and the kind of responsibility and work it takes* Katya: *splayed like a brain dead smeagol* hEy tWiXiE
“I have some human teeth” *rolls them on table* “Oh no...you’re gonna have your period in about ten minutes” Can anyone even compete with that level of improv?
@@abbyensslen4050 It was the I Like To Watch episode on Dolly Parton's Heartstrings! Netflix deleted it for some reason, but i'm pretty sure you can find reuploads of it by other people.
Legit died watching this.... The part about "He doesn't shave his asshole" "He shits through a wicker basket" Had me dying with full on tears streaming down my face for a good 10 minutes! XD LMAO! LOVED IT!!!
Trixie's eyelashes going through the frame of her glasses is high fashion. Also when I heard her baking bread comment it made me flashback to every time I become obsessed with baking my own bread and told everyone "I'm baking so much bread these days" and I was like, "oh no."
Initially I thought Dolly might have taken issue with how filthy it is and gotten it removed but after a Google it seems it breached Netflix's enterprise agreement with the film company.
I can't put into words how beautiful this friendship is, the humour and timing is comic genius 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 the way Trixie looks at Katya sometimes kills me.... 😭😭😭 like a disappointed mother of a rebellious teen.... I live for those moments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trixie kicking her iridescent heels in front of the camera while cackling about paranormal activity in her daisy outfit is honestly my aesthetic beautifully personified
I have so much respect for the people filming their shows, like the fact that they can do that without bursting into laughter or feeling like quitting their job is amazing to me
when trixie was talking ab straight pr0n..... omfg she was so right its LITERALLY psycho its scary like- let that poor girl breathe she doesnt get paid enough to get her torso obliterated while not bein able to breathe
I don't know why, but every time I watch this video, Trixie saying "looks like you're gonna have a really bad rash tomorrow, because I'm about to FUCKING DIP YOU in full coverage liquid" fucking obliterates me.
19:18 "I hope every girl who ever screamed when the teacher turned the lights out is dead." Laughed too hard at this (I'm a teacher). Usually my students are like, "Oh sweet Jesus, thank you, she's going to shut up and show a movie or something."
True story: When I was in 4th grade I was a little bit like Lindsay Lohan's character from Mean Girls, bc it was my first year at public school and I had no idea of their strange ways. One day all the girls were screaming and a few were crying and some were giggling maniacally. I stepped up to see what all the commotion was about. They told me this "Bloody Mary" character would come out of the mirror and murder you if you turn around and say her name three times in the dark. They had been pushing girls in to find out if it was true, but none of the girls would do it. They'd just bang on the door, turn on the lights, and cry to get out. I told them that's ridiculous, there's no such thing as Bloody Mary, and I willingly walked inside the dark, empty rest room. They slammed the door and held it shut and screamed "BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY!!!!" I just stood there in the dark because I couldn't find the light switch. I didn't make a single tiny peep because I was honestly too scared to scream. 👀 I don't think they would have heard me screaming over themselves screaming, anyway. I tried to open the door, but I couldn't because they were all holding it closed. So I stopped trying and just waited quietly. Eventually they stopped screaming and got really quiet. Maybe they were wondering if I was dead. I thought they were still holding the door shut. The silence made me panic, so I pushed the door open really hard and it came flying open and slammed against the wall because they had already stopped holding it. They all started screaming again and scattering. I opened that door so hard it coulda come off it's hinges!! I wasn't even trying to scare them, I was just trying to escape the bathroom. But apparently the door flying open scared them shitless. I walked out and the head mean girl asked me: "did you do it?" I lied and said "yes." Then she asked "what happened?" Having regained my cool in the light of day, I just shrugged and said: "nothing." Then the meanest of the mean girls dubbed me the bravest and toughest of all, and therefore her new best friend. I was just like "cool".
“Hot potent dad nut” is the WORST combination of words i’ve ever heard 💀
Why? You know it works! 😂
Functional! Unhh!
that's one of the phrases that made my fiancé cry of laughter and fall in love with me lol he's a dad 😂
I think about it more often than I should
@@JaraelMoonsilverI do too think about hot potent daddy bear nut 🥴
i love when they laugh so hard they just lean over each other and struggle to catch their breaths for like five minutes
I LOVE THAT AS WELL
And when they’re grabbing onto one another💀
So forced
@@rdr6686 you must not watch a lot of drag if you think THAT is forced 😭✋🏾
@Hannah Smith someone can see the fakeness
i love how trixie's "ariana grande" is just kermit shakira
actually cried laughing at this comment
“the whole hallway smells like cum” is seriously the best moment of these two. the delivery 10/10 the reaction 10/10 so fucking funny to me
dont forget the table rattling omg
I actually almost cried laughing
what is the name of that episode?
@@robotkiller467 I'm pretty sure it's one of the Dolly Parton specials? I wish I could remember the exact name..
It’s Dolly Parton’s Heartstrings. They removed it off the official channel, but someone on here re-uploaded it.
Trixie: “That might be fake sis. Some of these are fake.”
Katya: 👁👄👁
😂
🔵👄🔵
AND THEN SHE CONTINUED CHEWING
The absolute best. 😂😂
That reminds me when Manila was trying to eat a cupcake shaped bathbomb 💀
I put this on my “mental health” playlist because it single handedly cured my depression
I think I’m gonna leave it on all year! 🤩
good idea
Thats adorable. Glad it helped!
Drag queens are the funniest people alice 🤣😂
Please pleaseeeee link it
Trixie’s bird laugh at 9:42 is giving phantom of the opera 😂
STOPPPP IM DECEASED
HELP 💀
This comment should be getting a lot more traction.
Or that music you'd hear in old cartoons when there's somebody tied to the train tracks
WRETCHEDDDDDDDDD
IT ABSOLUTELY IS
Literally crying from laughing so hard. When Trixie said “Alexa chop off my dick” my Alexa must have heard because she responded “sorry, I can’t find any devices called my dick” absolutely SCREECHING
REEEEEE
@@brieb4317 why does translating your comment add an e
@@nerveagent1905 lmfao
HELPPPPP
I swear Alexa knows exactly what she was doing 😂😂
“The whole hallway smells like cuhm” LMAO
I lost it
Can we talk about how after that was the first time that Trixie has ever laughed like a human? A biological female even?
THIS WAS READ OUT TO ME BY THE SCENE OMG-
It’s never not funny I swear
what movie was that?
“The whole hawllway smells like cahuuum”
The og video was taken down so whether we like it or not. This video holds gay wisdom. From now on, we are truly bathed in his cahuum.
Truly the best clip of 2020
This one had me laughing for a good while lmao
So iconic.
@@venti9925 why did they take it down?! 😑
I love that they're so unfiltered, even THEY are surprised by what they say.
These two biological women cure my depression more than my couple of years at therapy
These God-honoring purely biological women are the greatest women to grace the planet
ikr i literally have been happy for the past few weeks ALL bc of them
we're fighting the woke mob by having these 2 biological god-honouring fertile women spread the word of the lord. Amen.
I love when Trixie KNOWS she got Katya so she simply repeats the line until Katya is rolling on the floor.
“blood fart” 😭
“Breast augmentation…..”
(In British accent) “Sex video”
@@Bpoach630 British!? Lol
I don't think they even know it and it's even funnier
"you don't know what i've got..."
👁️👄👁️
@@sophiathedoll the dolly Parton but Netflix archived it, there's other videos of it on UA-cam though
Katya: Eating soap
Trixie: Are you eating a fake one?
Katya: Continues to chew
Trixie'd laugh killed me on that one😭
I was screaming internally..
Gotta find out somehow
2mil likes bitch
Just gotta make sure
3:27 THE WAY HER HANDS IS SHAKING IS SENDING ME
11:28 Is so mysterious to me. Like, I have legitimately zero idea what is being said here.
Same and I desperately want to know ASAP
The genuine fear on katya's face when she ate the fake macaron never gets old
She really said 👁️👄👁️
THE WAY HER HAND GOES UP TO HER MOUTH HELP
👁️👄👁️✋💧
I didn’t watch that episode so I never found out if it was fake or not.
I keep replaying that part 😂😂😂😂
"Where'd you get such a thing?"
"Gucci :)"
"Really?"
"No :("
Guchi
Asos
N0oOo0Oo
Love how google thinks all these replies are another language
Minute??
the way katya gagging syncs up w trixies kick at 6:12 is too funny for no reason 😭
6:18 Trixie just repeating "a blood fart? 🤗" @ Katya fighting for her life
“I hate us”
*both fly across the couch*
THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN AS FUNNY AS IT WAS HELP
@@jermble _🎶 As It Was~ 🎶_
@@S-CB-SL-Animations fuck now i need an edit
4:52
@@h.c5824 Thank you.
I need someone to laugh at my jokes the way Katya is laughing at Trixie's and I'd be happy forever
I need someone to absent-mindedly feel how hot my crotch is from time to time like trixie does for katya and I’d be happy forever
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd kill to have what they have
Ditto, so very happy!
Having a best friend is the most amazing thing ever ❤️
Katya eating the fake macaron is giving Eve when she ate the apple.
My thumbs were on fire when I typed that and hit post
0:54 Soap
3:46 The Family wants to know
10:31 Jennifer Coolidge
11:42 Kermit the Frog
16:00 Something evil. Something sinister.
Why do they need more Jesus? They are bathed in his blood.
And they do their make up in a God honouring way!
BATHED IN HIS BLØØD
Soaked in the solution
Dipped in the divine
Redeemed by the blood of the lamb!
Katya’s face when that guy was talking about “spreading his seed” said everything I was thinking.
I was transported back that episode of SVU where the guy had like 43 kids kids because he thought there needed to be more of him in the world and that he was a blessing.
@@missserenity1090 fu&&ing uggggghh
And the best part is that in the show itself, when it came to the point of actually chatting up a girl, dude had absolutely shit game. Haven't seen a crash that tragic since 9/11.
@@missserenity1090 I remember that episode! It has lived rent free in my head ever since!!😭😭
What show is it?? I think I've missed this one D:
My best friend past from cancer over a decade ago and this is the ONLY thing I watch that reminds me of our deep connection. I pray to have a friend like that again. No holds barred. Never negative, but could read each other to filth... And just spend that time breaking with laughter. I miss you Karin!!!!
Your relationship sounds like it was truly beautiful! I hope you are doing okay now, and that you will always be able to look back on all the memories with your friend and smile! I'm glad you got to reclaim a sense of that connection through Trixie and Katya 💚💚
@@gooselaughter5149 thank you for the love. To be quite honest, I'm not okay I lost a lot of people after her and I just want to be okay. But I want to reiterate my appreciation for your love and support thank you darling.
❤
@Jacksonvillejess - just wanted to check in and say your comment was really touching. it's amazing to have a friend like that, someone you can just shoot the shit with and always feel secure around. finally found that in my current bf. and i hope you find, or have already found, someone who makes you feel like karin did.
i lost my grandma to cancer some months back, in november of last year. there were a lot of moments, between the empty feeling, where it sank in. seeing a sweater of hers that she wore in a photo; realizing she can't see spring coming this year; wishing i could see her smile. but i know i have the chance to see her again, eventually. and you and karin have a chance to meet again too, i think.
this was longer than i anticipated lol - hopefully that didn't ruin your mood or anything. i wish you well
11:45 I CANT BREATHE
Trixie: "all I want for Christmas is genuine human contact."
2020: lol
Ayyyyy
Right?!?!
This is so good & after 5 seconds I am pouring tears of joy & can't stop admiring their laughter & style & camaraderie.
Fuckkkkkkk😂😂
2021:..... continuity bitch
this compilation is DING DONG
Is this the song inspiration? 😂
ding dong was first introduced to us when they reacted to a netflix show "glow up" 😂
@@ReverseDrive500 The answer is yes...
God I just got Steve Dawson visions
TICK! ❤️
8:14 THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA-
5:00 this is literally me and my other alter ego
The humour of drag queens is like, literally advanced.
Right 😂🤣🤣
Oh my god YES!
i literally cant stop laughing! i love them.
3:24
2:32 fellas, this is advanced humor
"That's not a shark, you blind bitch!" I just died. That's me without my glasses, honest to goodness.
Legit same 😂🤣😭 #ComeThruBlindBatty
2:57
Trix: *Serious discussion about being a professional drag queen and the kind of responsibility and work it takes*
Katya: *splayed like a brain dead smeagol* hEy tWiXiE
Why does twixie sound so funny ot me 😭😭😭
This got me so bad 😭😂
bRAIN DEAD SMEAGOL! AAAAAAAA
You can tell Katya is extremely educated. I love the way she talks and her references. She’s so sharp and funny ❤
“I have some human teeth” *rolls them on table* “Oh no...you’re gonna have your period in about ten minutes” Can anyone even compete with that level of improv?
Where tf is Katya's Oscar?
Katya is the woman I aspire to be
Where’d you bury the body?
@@MrsPinkyChiChi Do you really need to know?
@@aset2663 the family wants to know. For closure v
something about "hillary clinton caught you guys raw doggin' it" never fails to fucking kill me
What is that video though?
@@abbyensslen4050 It was the I Like To Watch episode on Dolly Parton's Heartstrings! Netflix deleted it for some reason, but i'm pretty sure you can find reuploads of it by other people.
My lungs gave out from laughing so hard
“I’m gonna pee on this couch” 😭
"a reaction, kind of allergic, but in a good way"
*the sheer chaos that are these two-*
Trixie repeating her jokes to Katya to make her laugh more and Trixie's Ariana impersonation never fail to get me, like sis it is so funny
TRIXIES ARIANA IMPRESSION SOUNDS LIKE KERMIT SHAKIRA IM CRYING
Kermit Shakira lmao I can't-
I was like katya. DYING.
Nah it's accurate arianka grandhi
*snort cry*
🤣🤣🤣💀
I love when they laugh so hard they just silently wheeze and cling to each other for dear life 😭😭😭 their friendship is EVERYTHING
Ikr I want what they have 😭😭😭
Literally brings me joy
Literally 2:35
4:28 *Katya starts giving birth
Trixie: 😨
Legit died watching this.... The part about "He doesn't shave his asshole" "He shits through a wicker basket" Had me dying with full on tears streaming down my face for a good 10 minutes! XD LMAO! LOVED IT!!!
And what, it’s Easter everyday 😅
6:28
"Its not herpes way up there!" *immediately looks at camera wide eyed*
😂💦
I got an ad after a few frames of that. It was fucking hilarious.
I love when Trixie repeats her joke to make Katya laugh more
"She eats herself out"
"Blood fart"
"breast augmentation"
“Cmon.. a blood fart~💨 “
“Is this eeehpple? Is this a Maaac?”
"she eats herself out."
*In swedish accent "It's sex video."
the fake macaron clip will never get old
The way Katya says "got change for a dollar" and Trixie just emotionally collapses 😅👏👏👏
I almost forgot they actually sat on the couch together at the beginning of their Netflix show omfao
I miss it :( the energy was off the charts
What Show Is This ?
@@rubyxantana4552 two queens like to watch
@@rubyxantana4552 it's Uhnnnnhhh (I can't spell it)
@@lilRadRidinHood UNHhhh is their other show
Trixie's Ariana Grande impersonation lives rent free in my mind haha
The accuracy though? 🤷🏻♂️
The enunciation is spot on
Kermit the frog realnesss
it's very shakira
@@superhetoric the sound shakira makes when the water is too hot
4:07 This might be my favorite Trixie moment ever and I LOVE Trixie
Trixie's eyelashes going through the frame of her glasses is high fashion. Also when I heard her baking bread comment it made me flashback to every time I become obsessed with baking my own bread and told everyone "I'm baking so much bread these days" and I was like, "oh no."
“Bridge sex, I was about to jump until someone flashed me “
This ended me
I still don’t know why Netflix deleted the Dolly Parton one and I’m honestly offended and feel very attacked that they would take it away from us.
exactlyyyy!!! it was one of my fav episodes :((
Ohhh I was just looking for it! Thank you for this awful PSA.
THEY DELETED IT? WHAT THATS CRAZY
Initially I thought Dolly might have taken issue with how filthy it is and gotten it removed but after a Google it seems it breached Netflix's enterprise agreement with the film company.
they WHAT
"the whole hallway smells like cuuuum." 🤣🤣🤣 will never get old
"He shits through a wicker basket"
Like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet.
The “skinny queens” shaking tea pour and “where’d you bury the body? the family just wants closure” will never not make me snort out loud
Time stamp?
shakey tea pour is 3:23
where'd you bury the body starts at 4:00, but if you want context go to 3:45
just follow the full moon and you will find him.
@@sophiathedoll they were watching Dolly Parton's Heartstrings. here's the link to the original video: ua-cam.com/video/j-4k238zRmc/v-deo.html
The wig with the three ponytails that Katya is wearing makes her look like a drag Isabelle from animal crossing😭 I love it
OH MY GOD SHE IS AND IM LOSING IT
Holy shit-WTF YOURE RIGHT 💀💯
That's it
I'm sold man-
Omg it does 😭
Omg you're right!
I can't put into words how beautiful this friendship is, the humour and timing is comic genius 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 the way Trixie looks at Katya sometimes kills me.... 😭😭😭 like a disappointed mother of a rebellious teen.... I live for those moments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:14 probably the most funniest part for me
Trixie kicking her iridescent heels in front of the camera while cackling about paranormal activity in her daisy outfit is honestly my aesthetic beautifully personified
Same though
What a beautifully crafted description
16:00
_deep sea diving?_
*MAMA, BORN IN THE GAME*
And the underrated:
“Jaws? Agjthdkbtmcgh”
😂😂😂
I have found you lol (hobiesc) hehe
@@yeojinsbug7449 omg gurl :o
im late but akdjakdj
I just walk around my apartment saying “oh, shark in the pussy? I’m there” to myself several times a day.
I have so much respect for the people filming their shows, like the fact that they can do that without bursting into laughter or feeling like quitting their job is amazing to me
I love when Trixie has to hold katya back mid laughing spree like she's exorcising a Demon outta her 😂😂
underrated quote: "got change for a dollar? fuck me" while katyas straight face continues to watch and Trixie breaks down
MY FAV
That makes me snort laugh so hard every time
It’s in thus video?
It's funny cuz it's usually the reverse
Usually it’s the other way around so it was funny watching Trixie lose her shit 😂
When they just go full on silent laughter I feel it
"Gender"
"Me"
"Yeah"
Underrated moment
6:21 I love these two, Trixie clearly loves making Katja lose her shit
I LOVE HOW TRIXIE JUST SHAKILY POURS THE TEA AT 3:19
That was a fUcKING....MOOD!!! 😭👏
@@mrfish.- it was🤣
THATS HOW DING DONG WAS CONCEIVED
Honey, watch their glow up episodes on the Netflix yt channel. You won't regret it
@@glowcloudwheatproducts495 thank you 😍
It's not, Look up actor Leslie Phillips & DING DONG !!!!!
I think most of the time it's Trixie saying shit and Katya trying not to piss herself from laughing.😂
Katya's laugh at 2:33 has me dying
“I used to date a bisexual in college and he gave me crabs and we stayed together but then it got WEIRD” is fuckin iconic
wtf
The crabs were bi too
@@kenniesaurus27 This should not have made me laugh as much as it did
Dude, their mics are fuckin fire if they can catch the sound of a stomach rumbling with that much clarity.
Pretty sure that was added in post by the editors for comedic effect
@@ettat.3806 Nah it was real, they just made it a bit louder in editing
@@tomi_k2377 i love how ur reply makes it sound like you were there in person
@@lgbtqiarights shhh don't blow my cover
i want what they have i NEED a friendship dynamic like theirs
1:08 when I tell you I gasped in fear for Katya 😂
Trixie shaking the tea pot while pouring is literally my mental stability rn
3:23
trixie shaking violently while pouring tea is my exact reaction to cishet white women saying shit like skinny queens
“I’m so into vogueing right now”
@@KingOfGaymes AHHHH
Skinny queens is not lgbt culture tho
@@erpmo3326 that's why I said cishet white women not just cishet women
@@anyazikoski4299 sexism and racism!
Why is “I hate us” like it’s an epiphany so funny😂😂😂
"maybe i should bite on something.. give me your arms"
Gagged😂
RIP the Dolly episode , may the hallways forever smell like cuhhHhMm
wait what happened to the Dolly episode?? 😮
What happened to it??
Dolly Parton got offended by the “hallway smells like CUHHMNn” part and got it removed
For realz 😲
@@jellolegboy2694 omg for
real ??? 😳
Katya: "Can you green-screen me, floating?"
Editors: !!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
6:49-7:06 I sat there in tears silently laughing as the rest of my family was asleep.💀
19:41 Trixie was so shocked we could see her eyes o-o
Trixie: “I don’t like jokes about bodily functions”
Also Trixie: “blood fart... BLOOD FART”
2:53 Trixie’s eyelashes are so big they look like sun glasses lmao 😆
I would give this a f a t like but it’s at 69
It’s criminal how underrated this comment is-
😂😂
OMG
@@chaoticgaybirb2734 I don’t wanna like it’s at 420 😭😭
Owen Dale it’s at 443 now ur good 👌
I love how Katya has full body reactions to everything trixie says
THE WAY KATYA LAUGHS EVERYTIME 😭 Never fails to make me wheeze xD
when trixie was talking ab straight pr0n..... omfg she was so right its LITERALLY psycho its scary like- let that poor girl breathe she doesnt get paid enough to get her torso obliterated while not bein able to breathe
its scary fr 😭
@@deimoslyric yes okay i hadnt even thought of that, or you could watch animated cuz yeah then you know
I know straight women who watch gay porn because they hate how aggressive majority of straight porno is. Can’t rlly blame them tbh
@@vergodagoat Ikr 😭
Watching straight p0rn makes me feel physically ill because of how the poor girl is getting her body bended so weirdly, ao3 is my new bestie ngl
I don't know why, but every time I watch this video, Trixie saying "looks like you're gonna have a really bad rash tomorrow, because I'm about to FUCKING DIP YOU in full coverage liquid" fucking obliterates me.
I come back to this so often that I'm timestamping so I can get to it faster. 12:48
@@ihavetwofaces thank you for the public service
"Do the details change anything?"
"Yes, they do"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“allergic in a good way” is such an incredible sentence
19:18 "I hope every girl who ever screamed when the teacher turned the lights out is dead." Laughed too hard at this (I'm a teacher). Usually my students are like, "Oh sweet Jesus, thank you, she's going to shut up and show a movie or something."
Just imagine its a math test and youre just quizing your students in the dark to see how genius they are lol
Yes, yes we are
God bless. Bless your messy public school system lives.
Literally every girl did that when I was in school. Trixie summed up my feelings in a nutshell. 😂
True story: When I was in 4th grade I was a little bit like Lindsay Lohan's character from Mean Girls, bc it was my first year at public school and I had no idea of their strange ways. One day all the girls were screaming and a few were crying and some were giggling maniacally. I stepped up to see what all the commotion was about. They told me this "Bloody Mary" character would come out of the mirror and murder you if you turn around and say her name three times in the dark. They had been pushing girls in to find out if it was true, but none of the girls would do it. They'd just bang on the door, turn on the lights, and cry to get out. I told them that's ridiculous, there's no such thing as Bloody Mary, and I willingly walked inside the dark, empty rest room. They slammed the door and held it shut and screamed "BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY!!!!" I just stood there in the dark because I couldn't find the light switch. I didn't make a single tiny peep because I was honestly too scared to scream. 👀 I don't think they would have heard me screaming over themselves screaming, anyway. I tried to open the door, but I couldn't because they were all holding it closed. So I stopped trying and just waited quietly. Eventually they stopped screaming and got really quiet. Maybe they were wondering if I was dead. I thought they were still holding the door shut. The silence made me panic, so I pushed the door open really hard and it came flying open and slammed against the wall because they had already stopped holding it. They all started screaming again and scattering. I opened that door so hard it coulda come off it's hinges!! I wasn't even trying to scare them, I was just trying to escape the bathroom. But apparently the door flying open scared them shitless. I walked out and the head mean girl asked me: "did you do it?" I lied and said "yes." Then she asked "what happened?" Having regained my cool in the light of day, I just shrugged and said: "nothing." Then the meanest of the mean girls dubbed me the bravest and toughest of all, and therefore her new best friend. I was just like "cool".
*“HOT POTENT DAD NUT. YOU KNOW IT WORKS.”*
*This video is actually much longer because I kept rewinding because this is HILARIOUS‼️*
“Functionaaaal...” 😂
An iconic duo. I will always love them together. They bounce off each other so well!
10:11 every single time i watch this i cant breafhe for about 5 minutes
“I need a 45 minute nap to process that.” Me when my annoying coworkers talk to me.
Yep
“Do your Ariana grande impersonation”
“næėwäyänœnæh”
11:41 I’m sorry but this had me in hysterics ❤