Straight up the worst question I’ve ever heard. An interview is meant to be a display of your best qualities. There should be no “questions to your candidacy” based on your interview. Any questions they have would be more relative to things like qualifications. wouldn’t be anything related to how you performed in a brief interview and it wouldn’t be something you could address in that moment.
This was spot on advice. Just be your best self, which usually means fibbing some shit cuz we're rarely genuinely our 'best' selves. But that's life advice in general fake it until you make it, man.
Seriously... Cus when I was a kid - 19 or so, I was honest in an interview and the whole interview went from great to abysmal in a single question. They asked - "If we called your last job, how would they say your attendance was?". And my response was - "Well my my dad had been dying of brain cancer and contracted West Nile Virus so I had to take some more days off than I would have liked. But he actually passed away a 3 weeks ago so attendance isn't an issue anymore. But they may have something to say about it." "We'll call you." Edit: Point being, a single call would have confirmed this. But they weren't going to call them either way and it just sounded like an excuse. Hence, lying would have more than likely got me the job.
I remember watching this on stream and a few months later in jan 2019 I got a job working in an office. I'm a manager and get paid the big bucks now. I still can't believe this stoners advice got me where I am today..
Same. Asking questions during your interview is the strat. Best to treat interviews like a two way thing rather than strictly just answering questions from the employer and moving on.
interviewers are all drones, there's nothing to read from one interview from the next. wikihow interview questions and their answers if you were too much of a sped to have ever lied to your mother as a child.
I had an interview yesterday and when the guy asked if I had any questions, I said no because I thought he was going to show me around more. I didn't realize it was the end of the interview. Screwed the pooch on that one.
Christian T Something that helps me is getting questions ready beforehand. Write them down on a piece of paper and bring that along w/your resume. Some questions to ask: What is the schedule? What are the benefits? Ask for more details about the position if you feel the need. Also, possibly the most important: Am I an employee or a contractor? Difference being employees get taxes taken out of their checks, contractors don’t. That may sound good, but not getting that taken out of your check can make tax time a damn nightmare, know what you are.
Asking questions is good. Knowing details about the company and their goals along with how you can contribute to that is important. People show up to interviews and not know anything about the organization and it’s a dumb bag to fumble. Also, look up common personal questions that interviewers like to ask and prepare some example scenarios from your life that can be reframed to address different questions. For example, a problem solving story could fit time management, interpersonal conflicts, etc.
really its all about being (seeming) reliable and charismatic. And don't go to a job interview looking like some hobo, put on some fancy clothes. Not talking full on party suit, just a shirt, tie and a pair of jeans with no holes in them. You'll get the job, congratz
There is an easy way to know if you got the job. If they end with, " alright thank you for your time, we will call you back." They don't want you or they already preferred someone better. If they end with "okay when can you start?" Pat yourself on the back, you are the best candidate because, and now they want to put you on the schedule.
Pretend _you_ are the one seeking employees. What would _you_ look for in your applicants? It's easier to make a list of things you want rather than things you have.
Quick tips: •Show up early (5-15 minutes) •Dress for an interview, business and/or professional. •Speak clearly and pay attention to your interviewer, if you took care of tip 2, you won’t need to worry about how you present yourself. •Get questions ready beforehand; write them on a piece of paper and bring that with your resume. •Honesty is the best policy, but don’t bring up anything irrelevant to the question. •For the love of God, ask if you’re going to be a employee or a contractor. Feel free to add tips of your own.
-Google "how to ace a job interview", and read the tips. There's good advice, just pay attention to what is repeated on more than one site. -Don't dress super drab but also not too flashy. Be memorable, but you're not going to a party. -Apply to a fuckton of places, better to get hired at multiple places and turn some down than to not get hired anywhere. -I second the point about irrelevance. Remember that they're not there to get to know you, they're there to judge your suitability for the job. Don't come off totally generic though, if you can show off some originality while being relevant that's great. Creativity is associated with intelligence.
Work is a matter of life and death. They don't give a shit about you, so don't give a shit about them. Lie on the interview. Take a big 1 hour shit after signing in every morning. Get a friend that can forge death certificates and call out for grandpa funerals twice a week.
Literally if you want any job, just keep these in mind. Anything that's 10-20+ an hour will do a background. You increase your chances of being hired if you're there before they expect you. About 5-15 minutes early no later. It'll prove you want the job more than other candidates. Bring a resume folder; They love that because they have documentation of your experience, skills, etc. Call in everyday, after the interview. It'll annoy them but also show them you really want the job as well.
Smoke Deeza calling in everyday is bad advice. You’ll piss them off. Who thinks this “oh they keep calling everyday asking about the same thing I should hire them”. NO! You keep looking for other jobs don’t ever hope you get that ONE job
Yeah the rest is good advice (if anything, be 20 minutes early because everyone else will be 10) but call them once or twice tops afterwards. Also, biggest tip: Don't put your eggs in one basket. Keep applying to as many jobs as possible until you get hired as one. Better to get hired for multiple and turn some down than not get hired at anything. Be a dandelion with those resumes, not a fucking panda.
"Let me tell you what's important, that you are reliable, remember that you are reliable, when they ask you.. oh ! ask them questions that's a good tip, oh fuck will you keep it down?! oh fuck hurry up. Oh my god ! ... OOOoooh ! did you see that? that was sick, ok wait a minute wait a minute, oh fuck, ooohhh... uuuhh, what the hell where you saying?" LMAO
You can only be honest on an interview if you're naturally not a piece of shit. If you accomplished things in your life that can help you get said job then you should be fine.
Ask the interviewers how many startup frames on Dragunov d+2
If they don't know, then the job is trash
Real pro tips here
ariving too late for the Interview is launch punishable.
Should I ask them how safe it is on block, too?
The first thing you should say when entering the interview room is "poof".
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I pictured that shit
computerhoofd whats up, pizza hut. how are you guys doing
what's ur plans on big dinner
"P O O F, i'm back"
whats the word on the streetz?
"They can't train you on stuff your parents fucked up on."
Good God that's so true.
Avoiding the job
Yoo lmao
Great weed is expensive! You can’t get it with food stamps
Stoners always have the best comments lmao
that "question my candidacy" guy can't be serious. what a poindexter
actually my good friend said it
if it makes you curious he's still job hunting
I think an interviewer would hate it, because you're kind of trying to guilt-trip them for your own inadequacy, in making a good first impression.
Straight up the worst question I’ve ever heard. An interview is meant to be a display of your best qualities. There should be no “questions to your candidacy” based on your interview. Any questions they have would be more relative to things like qualifications. wouldn’t be anything related to how you performed in a brief interview and it wouldn’t be something you could address in that moment.
This was spot on advice. Just be your best self, which usually means fibbing some shit cuz we're rarely genuinely our 'best' selves. But that's life advice in general fake it until you make it, man.
I love people who ask Aris these questions lmao shit is hilarious
This preschooler really had to ask if he should lie at an interview? LMAO some kids
Seriously... Cus when I was a kid - 19 or so, I was honest in an interview and the whole interview went from great to abysmal in a single question. They asked - "If we called your last job, how would they say your attendance was?". And my response was - "Well my my dad had been dying of brain cancer and contracted West Nile Virus so I had to take some more days off than I would have liked. But he actually passed away a 3 weeks ago so attendance isn't an issue anymore. But they may have something to say about it."
"We'll call you."
Edit: Point being, a single call would have confirmed this. But they weren't going to call them either way and it just sounded like an excuse. Hence, lying would have more than likely got me the job.
This is comeldy gold. I laughed my ass off the whole video. Aris funny as hell but these stoners breaking rule #1 adds to the funniness
Rule number 1?
@@evanmendez-perez5960 No questions.
@@DevJam2113 What about rule no. 1 don't talk to me
There are 2 rule #1's. Now scram!
@Evan Mendez-Perez @NEVER SURRENDER You guys haven't been keeping up with the Aris rule book, have you?
Option select the boss
Lmao
Offer ur future boss some *bongwater*
*Avoiding The Interview*
I graduated from PHU (Pizza Hut University), I don’t appreciate your downing my alma mater.
Be punctual and lie. Thanks Hagrid senpai.
Guys, I followed Aris's tips and now I'm the head of a fortune 500 company.
I followed Aris' tips and now I'm an architecture professor. I don't know shit about architecture.
For some people Aris is something like GOD.
Something like a greek god or whatever...
@@zero0The Hephaistos or Dionysus probably
@@wilson33s more like hades
God of stoners more like
More like Aphrodite
I remember watching this on stream and a few months later in jan 2019 I got a job working in an office. I'm a manager and get paid the big bucks now. I still can't believe this stoners advice got me where I am today..
Same. Asking questions during your interview is the strat. Best to treat interviews like a two way thing rather than strictly just answering questions from the employer and moving on.
Aris is on another level, he knows the yomi of job interviews. Reads the interviewers like a fuggin book. It applies to all areas of life
interviewers are all drones, there's nothing to read from one interview from the next. wikihow interview questions and their answers if you were too much of a sped to have ever lied to your mother as a child.
I had an interview yesterday and when the guy asked if I had any questions, I said no because I thought he was going to show me around more. I didn't realize it was the end of the interview. Screwed the pooch on that one.
Christian T
Something that helps me is getting questions ready beforehand. Write them down on a piece of paper and bring that along w/your resume. Some questions to ask:
What is the schedule?
What are the benefits?
Ask for more details about the position if you feel the need.
Also, possibly the most important:
Am I an employee or a contractor?
Difference being employees get taxes taken out of their checks, contractors don’t. That may sound good, but not getting that taken out of your check can make tax time a damn nightmare, know what you are.
You can also ask how much's the pay, in fact, that's something I consider you should always ask.
Asking questions is good. Knowing details about the company and their goals along with how you can contribute to that is important. People show up to interviews and not know anything about the organization and it’s a dumb bag to fumble. Also, look up common personal questions that interviewers like to ask and prepare some example scenarios from your life that can be reframed to address different questions. For example, a problem solving story could fit time management, interpersonal conflicts, etc.
Ask the interviewer if they will react
What if your mom is really a professor in the university if Pizza hut?
Lie, dominos is better
I hate when people ask me “hey, would you hire me?” Like I’m not the guy who does the hiring
Is there anything that would make you question my candidacy and if so can I address the issue now?
Not being a stoner helps..
"I HANGOUT WITH YOU EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR MY JOB. I WOULD NEVER HIRE YOU. EVER."
"Ask questions"
"I HATE QUESTIONS"
Tell them you're 4.20 friendly
RULE #1: NO QUESTIONS
I've referenced Lord Aris in every interview I've had and succeeded
Thank you for these tips , I start working for Nasa next week
Aris giving advice with the underground theme playing in the background.
Quality.
really its all about being (seeming) reliable and charismatic. And don't go to a job interview looking like some hobo, put on some fancy clothes. Not talking full on party suit, just a shirt, tie and a pair of jeans with no holes in them. You'll get the job, congratz
There is an easy way to know if you got the job. If they end with, " alright thank you for your time, we will call you back." They don't want you or they already preferred someone better. If they end with "okay when can you start?" Pat yourself on the back, you are the best candidate because, and now they want to put you on the schedule.
Lol when he went out of character from praising God hahahahahha
Last question is gonna be like "Do you guys do drug tests?"
Sometimes I wonder if aris know's how funny he is
Is there anything that made you question my *Candidacy?*
3:58 that some good ass video cut
God damn, this gotta be the best of 2018 Aris
Pretend _you_ are the one seeking employees. What would _you_ look for in your applicants?
It's easier to make a list of things you want rather than things you have.
Quick tips:
•Show up early (5-15 minutes)
•Dress for an interview, business and/or professional.
•Speak clearly and pay attention to your interviewer, if you took care of tip 2, you won’t need to worry about how you present yourself.
•Get questions ready beforehand; write them on a piece of paper and bring that with your resume.
•Honesty is the best policy, but don’t bring up anything irrelevant to the question.
•For the love of God, ask if you’re going to be a employee or a contractor.
Feel free to add tips of your own.
-Google "how to ace a job interview", and read the tips. There's good advice, just pay attention to what is repeated on more than one site.
-Don't dress super drab but also not too flashy. Be memorable, but you're not going to a party.
-Apply to a fuckton of places, better to get hired at multiple places and turn some down than to not get hired anywhere.
-I second the point about irrelevance. Remember that they're not there to get to know you, they're there to judge your suitability for the job. Don't come off totally generic though, if you can show off some originality while being relevant that's great. Creativity is associated with intelligence.
3:58 Damn n0pants, styloning with this cut tech
Is Aris' Odyssey gameplay getting uploaded?
Ask the interviewer if he's an honest Sciv character
This clip has some impeccable timing
I asked why you wouldn't hire me in a job interview? Dude said don't talk to me.
I like how Aris goes from a somewhat caring dad to "fck that douche bag"
Man, what flowers have he been sniffing.
Work is a matter of life and death. They don't give a shit about you, so don't give a shit about them. Lie on the interview. Take a big 1 hour shit after signing in every morning. Get a friend that can forge death certificates and call out for grandpa funerals twice a week.
I love when he shreds these stoners.... it makes my day.
6:00 ACCUSE
Hahaha.. "I hang out with you as my job"
That's it!
I'm using Arnis as a reference.
Literally if you want any job, just keep these in mind.
Anything that's 10-20+ an hour will do a background.
You increase your chances of being hired if you're there before they expect you. About 5-15 minutes early no later. It'll prove you want the job more than other candidates.
Bring a resume folder; They love that because they have documentation of your experience, skills, etc.
Call in everyday, after the interview. It'll annoy them but also show them you really want the job as well.
Smoke Deeza calling in everyday is bad advice. You’ll piss them off. Who thinks this “oh they keep calling everyday asking about the same thing I should hire them”. NO! You keep looking for other jobs don’t ever hope you get that ONE job
Yeah the rest is good advice (if anything, be 20 minutes early because everyone else will be 10) but call them once or twice tops afterwards.
Also, biggest tip: Don't put your eggs in one basket. Keep applying to as many jobs as possible until you get hired as one. Better to get hired for multiple and turn some down than not get hired at anything. Be a dandelion with those resumes, not a fucking panda.
You gotta master ss just frame handshake.
ok, i'll bring a nail
Asking Aris of all people about jobs LOL
Not puking during the interview
"smarmy little fuck"
lol
2:42 had me dying
Oh shit aris playing the mario!
The only question you should ask is "There's no drug tests if I get hired, right?"
And This is why i love aris
Avoiding the question.
He's like a good book.
I went to the university of pizza hut, why you gotta put me on blast like this?
Ask them when you start
Aris Discord tech are always lit
"Let me tell you what's important, that you are reliable, remember that you are reliable, when they ask you.. oh ! ask them questions that's a good tip, oh fuck will you keep it down?! oh fuck hurry up. Oh my god ! ... OOOoooh ! did you see that? that was sick, ok wait a minute wait a minute, oh fuck, ooohhh... uuuhh, what the hell where you saying?" LMAO
What video game is this? Where can i buy it?
Yess More aris on Mario odyssey
Rule number 1 to getting a job: Be cool.
Aris is a beautiful person
lmfaaooo 2:42, real tears
Can I ask if the job is a weed friendly?
No, because that means you proritize weed over your job. It is probably true, but they won't like that.
What is he playing?
what game is he playing? anyone know exactly?
super mario odyssey for the nintendo switch
Going to a job interview is easy... it's like meeting new people. Well... fuck.
Should u lie.....if u want the job
That like - Dislike ratio though
You can only be honest on an interview if you're naturally not a piece of shit. If you accomplished things in your life that can help you get said job then you should be fine.
Just finished a job interview and smashed it good thing I didn't see this first
Riddle it out
Just fucking nail the interview 4Head
Simply "Dont be a bitch"
just B urself
fart patrol no no that won't work
Be qualified, Don't smell like shit, Don't dress like shit, Don't have a personality disorder, show up on time.
Only liars get somewhere in the world.
I have gorm
Lol yeah true that my parents taught me well
Maybe go to the barber beforehand
Just nail the interview forehead
AvoidingAJob
Aris a confirmed religious person?
Avoiding The Question
just lie. a lot
lmfao
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